Holy shit, this was a surprise to see. I can't believe I recorded the narration for this THREE YEARS AGO. Fantastic job, Krunkidile. This was masterfully done in every way.
Well, that explains why only one expansion pack is mentioned when there's currently five games (and a couple of books) in the series with a rumored sixth installment currently in the works. Still, this was *definitely* worth the wait, and it's probably for the best that the other games weren't mentioned (they likely would've just cluttered things ups). Truly well done, you guys.
Just to clarify each name of the restaurant that's said: 1. Fatty Fartbear's Pizza Town 2. Franklin Facebear's Pizza Fortress 3. Fuzzy Fred's Pizorium Emporium 4. Butt Johnson's Tuna-Flavored Ice Cream Showdown
TheLuggy Except when Scott ( The Creator of FNAF) says that Matpat's FNAF theories are pretty accurate but missing a few things.😉 P.s I'm joking please don't poke me with your pitch forks. *Hides in corner*
another year has passed. still funny? because i recently came back and i still laugh and wondered if your on the same boat. also for your loop. just press the left arrow once the screen goes black. [goes back by 5 seconds and makes a good timing.] IT SOMEHOW WORKS SUPER WELL.
as a fnaf fan, follower, and theorist... i can confirm.... *THIS IS WHAT SCOTT INTENDED FOR THE STORY* EDIT: how the fuck did a war start in the replies, i wrote this two years ago
This is a list of each family member's reactions to Freddy Fazbear Doing His "Hump Dance" at 1:05. Baby: Amused. (Only one who likes it) Son: ("Please, Help Me!") Daughter: (Stares in Disgust) Mother: (Gets Uncomfortably Embarrassed) Father: "THERE IS NOT A CHANCE I AM INTERESTED IN THIS BEAR!"
"Dude" "What?" "Dude" "What?!" "Your voice is perfect, I need you to narrate one of my videos" "What? Who are you?" "Do it" "Ok, um, what's the video about?" "Yes"
Whitepet, it has died down a shit-ton since Scott cancelled fnaf 6 (which he finished a few months back btw) everybody now is batshit insane about bendy, cuphead, Overwatch and many more, plus undertale is no longer relevant since it has died down a lot as well.
Zeal warrior Gaming Don’t judge me, but I still like the older games like Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy’s, but I wasn’t a big fan of cuphead, bendy, DDLC, etc.
I'm glad to know that every other planet in your universe is just the giant head of the planet's most prominent inhabitant, that smiles you as you approach it
Amazing work! Worth flopping through 3 years of hurdles for in my opinion. Animations were hilarious and well paced, Duke's narration is as lovely as ever, the script had me frequently pausing just to recover from laughing and not miss the next punch. Never even played / was interested in FNAF before either, but now I can fondly remember this video whenever it's mentioned or becomes relevant again.
When you realize Scott might have been listening when it came to the “Dating Sim Adventurer Mode” part for Fnaf ultimate custom night Toy Chica cutscenes.
I was trying to fall asleep to one of those UA-cam auto generated playlists and I was fading in and out of consciousness when I heard “inus and benus house of weenis” and I laughed, waking myself up, while also expelling collecting drool all over my cheek. I started choking a bit after that. I’m good now but damn, I forgot that this video is a ride
All the names of the diner: 1st name: Fatty Fartbears Pizza Town. 2nd name: Franklin Facebears Pizza Fortress. 3rd name: Fuzzy Fred's Pizorium Imporium. 4th name: Butt Johnson's Tuna-flavored Ice Cream Showdown Last name: Enus and Benus' House of Wenus.
![[SFM] - Heavy is a Millennial](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/b550jyzGj5Y/mqdefault.jpg)
"The Egyptian god of Italy."
I needed to take a moment after that one.
"Pisa"
Well it beats explaining The Golden KFC meal of Ram or Spinter the Ozone Snek.
XD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Italy is an ancient concept, apparently
I assume he came about around the time Cleopatra and Caesar had that affair...
*ENUS AND BENUS' HOUSE OF WEENUH'S*
*I M G O N N A S H I T*
Just scream when you get there
butt jonsincs tuna flavored ice cream showdown
Fatty Fartbear's Pizza Town
I literally heard it and instantly found this comment
*_There is not a chance that I am interested in this bear._*
That man is just jealous
JONTRON XD
How about this orange rabbit with cyan eyes , guitar and bow tie called CLYDE.
Fancy meetin' you here
I am intrested in the bear XD just kidding
Every time my fiancee' hears Ancient Egyptian Craigslist, she just pisses herself laughing.
ThePuddingDead is she a yugioh fan or something? BTW don't use Troll Craigslist, it's garbage
good for you
Half-Used Roll of Papyrus for $5
@Sergio Ramirez
Same question on my mind!
😆
"This infuriates the spirit of _Puppetmaster 3_ on VHS..."
And that was the exact moment this video went from good to great.
@2:42, "I think we've lost the script somewhere" is pretty much the most accurate description of the current fnaf lore.
that was confirmed canon. Recent interview with scott about how he had a plan for The Box (trademark) and then forgor.
Holy shit, this was a surprise to see. I can't believe I recorded the narration for this THREE YEARS AGO. Fantastic job,
Krunkidile. This was masterfully done in every way.
You did awesomely dude. I kept laughing throughout the whole thing because of you.
Your voice is amazing. l love all the narrator bits you've done with Krunk. Keep it up.
Worth the wait.
Well, that explains why only one expansion pack is mentioned when there's currently five games (and a couple of books) in the series with a rumored sixth installment currently in the works. Still, this was *definitely* worth the wait, and it's probably for the best that the other games weren't mentioned (they likely would've just cluttered things ups). Truly well done, you guys.
Serpentking789 don't you mean the Pizzeria Simulator? It is the sixth game
Thank you Phil for letting us know about this masterpiece
Which stream?
@@dabiggestratintown the one stream where every time matpat says book, they drink
Somehow the story makes MORE sense than the Fnaf story
Like literally, that's true XD
Agreed
Yes
It’s a fact
This IS the Fnaf story
Just to clarify each name of the restaurant that's said:
1. Fatty Fartbear's Pizza Town
2. Franklin Facebear's Pizza Fortress
3. Fuzzy Fred's Pizorium Emporium
4. Butt Johnson's Tuna-Flavored Ice Cream Showdown
A Ghost Dont forget Enus & Benus’ House of Weenus
"Just scream when you get there"
“Welcome to the fart bear family”
All hail war pizza!
“I think we lost the script somewhere...”
For all the well written, funny, and well timed script, why must I laugh hardest at "Enus and Benus' House of Weenuhs"? Why am I like this?
ifeelufam
I feel you, I damn near pissed myself laughing at the greeting cards. The captions were the best part about those.
You ain't alone. I laughed too hard at butt Johnson's tuna Flavored Ice cream showdown. Mostly with the tone, but still. People love stupid.
So I'm not the only one
I'm gonna shit
1:06 There is not a chance I am interested in this bear!
Gets me all the time.
Lol
Nice jontron joke
Did you just take a buncha pizza-related props and slap them onto a rig of Obelisk the Tormentor?
Tom D probably
What? Of course not! Pisa is OBVIOUSLY an original model that was in no way cobbled together on a whim. Obviously.
That and a large McDonald's order of fries.
no, there are colanders there too, that's spaghetti related
That’s against the rules, isn’t it??
All the resturant names killed me
Enus and Benus House of Weenus made me choke on my drinking water
BUTT JOHNSON’S TUNA-FLAVOrED ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN
@@Fargusno7930 I’M GONNA SHIT.
Game Theory missed this. This changes the lore entirely.
Completely and utterly wrong.
Puppet Master 3 is on Laserdisc.
I have a copy on Betamax.
Mine is on several million tapes that have been melted together and shoved into a microwave that can only be played on a record player
Who is puppet master 2?
And puppet master 1?
@@Minecraft_2008. lemon grab and Osama bin laden
@@pyroboi7003 respectively or interchangeable?
When you need to make a video about a game you never played
So you use your imagination
But you remember it's why you're in jail
Triggered?
oooh I see what ya mean lol
As someone who’s played fnaf... this is very accurate and informational on the lore of this game that gives me a headache. Thank you.
You discovered the lore before Game Theory.
That isnt very difficult
I sacrifice puppet master 3 , stinky and dumpy to summon my Italian god card!
Italian God card?!
Oh but you've just activated my trap card!!
Egyptian Italian God*
I'm going to attack you life points directly with my "Right hook of nerd pwning".
Well I attack your peeza with my spingtap card
More accurate than MatPat
I know! he didn't even touch on enus beenus' house of weenuhs!
Anything is more accurate than MatPat.
TheLuggy Except when Scott ( The Creator of FNAF) says that Matpat's FNAF theories are pretty accurate but missing a few things.😉
P.s I'm joking please don't poke me with your pitch forks. *Hides in corner*
Josh Blackwell issa joke
Kaxology I know i wasn't being serious hence the winky face. :)
even years later, this is still better than all the games combined. Also the Greeting Cards still make me piss myself XD
Enus and Benus’s House of Weenuh’s still the one for me, such a simple joke but by god it works so well
3:04
These took time to draw. Time that cannot be gotten back.
Muu Too Press F to remember our fallen comrade.
You're so right. twitter.com/KichiArts/status/956632736030015488
It look likes Yandere Simulator but on fnaf crack.
Why is anime girl Bonnie so stacked
why is Freddy so moe
i say worth it, i mean at least it wasm't use to hentai game parody of fnaf, since that exist
This was described to me as the greatest SFM ever made. They weren't lying.
foxy screaming like tom made my day
great job on the video
Are you talking about the Tom from Tom and Jerry?
"He will challenge you to a skeeball game,"
*Me:* "Okay."
"*FOR YOUR SOUL.*"
*Me:* ;-;
As if I have one
"And if you can live through that, Pisa himself will challenge you to a go-kart race down Dead Man's Curve. *FOR YOUR SOUL.* *_AGAIN_* "
@@cooldude2722 nice try I still dont have one
you got it all right
except for the part where Pyza hired _expert_ animators to spread the cult
AY
I thought it was UA-cam gamers, then the animators, then the animatronic enthusiasts.
This is probably the best piss take on Fnaf I have ever seen. 69/10
Potassium.
"Who will challenge you to a skeeball game
*FOR YOUR SOUL* "
So does this count as a shadow game then? Im getting yugioh vibes here
You mean the Purple Realm?
Well, Pi'zaa just so happens to be Obelisk the Tormentor's cranky grandfather, so make of that what you will
SILENCE
Sooooo its just like dungeon dice monsters....except without the dice......
.....and more skeeballing.......
.....And drag racing.
can someone explain what the father says at 1:05 ?
I didn't know that Five Nights at Freddy's was in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe.
Bruda Ezeekiel me neither lol
1:17
One of my pigs is haunted but I know not which one
Maybye your mom is the most haunted pig ROASTED
I could watch Bonnie tripping over the table all day it’s that funny Someone please make a loop of it XD
Is it still funny?
Chiliax Studios *1 year later* yeah still kinda
@@pikachugirl1235 lmao
Now that.... would be beutiful
another year has passed.
still funny? because i recently came back and i still laugh and wondered if your on the same boat.
also for your loop.
just press the left arrow once the screen goes black. [goes back by 5 seconds and makes a good timing.]
IT SOMEHOW WORKS SUPER WELL.
Puppet Master 3 on VHS got me.
as a fnaf fan, follower, and theorist...
i can confirm....
*THIS IS WHAT SCOTT INTENDED FOR THE STORY*
EDIT: how the fuck did a war start in the replies, i wrote this two years ago
Matt patt had it all wrong!
YES!!!!
Fnaf is gay
That insult is so original
@@extra_thiccsaltyman5571 WHAT DID YOU SAY BICH
You’ve just solved the FNAF Lore
StickMaster500 it is I "Totally Not Spookwagen"
You have been shown the holy grail of all theories video games Krunk-dial
Why are you everywhere stickmaster?
This video gets progressively funnier with the more FNAF lore we get.
You completly lost me at enus and benus' house of weenuhs. i can't breath
Gwuee-tastic "Just Scream When You get there."
I actively have been searching for this video for months and I’ve finally found it! I was just about to give up!
3:02
[FEARFUL SCREAMING]
3:02
[ETERNITY OF SCREAMING HELL IN FEAR]
Bonnie is Actually somewhat thicc
3:02.......
Just laughs
3:02
(VISIBLE FEAR)
I died at the glue cheese to drywall and calling it pizza.
That is literally how they make it in places like Freddy's.
3:08 Stinky, can you not tell me that with that look in your eye.
1:26 "what day is it's litt...." *trips over table*
Honestly, I imagine Bonnie sounds like jake the dog
,,Pisa, the egyptian God of Italy''
Love it.
"egyptend"
INTernal Jordan Pardon.
time for my yearly rewatch of the most in-depth analysis of the lore possibly on the internet
Can I challenge the Egyptian god of Italy to a Rock, Paper, Scissors battle?
*FOR MY SOOOUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!!!*
AGAIN
2:58 you did the impossible, you predicted Buff Helpy!
as a fnaf animator this is completely accurate
As an animatronic made from a fan made fnaf game, I can hardly assume this is accurate.
Lol
SprinG Agreed
SprinG. 100% accurate
as a guy who used to be a FNAF fan but quit the -cult- fandom because it got too cancerous this is EXTREMELY ACCURATE.
When Matpat Works Hours to understand the Lore if Fnaf And you find it in 4 minutes
Man if this is what Five Nights at Freddy's is like sign me up!
This is a list of each family member's reactions to Freddy Fazbear Doing His "Hump Dance" at 1:05.
Baby: Amused. (Only one who likes it)
Son: ("Please, Help Me!")
Daughter: (Stares in Disgust)
Mother: (Gets Uncomfortably Embarrassed)
Father: "THERE IS NOT A CHANCE I AM INTERESTED IN THIS BEAR!"
Always love to hear Duke. I'm glad he is still around.
2:00 rip foxy
*(Tom and Jerry screaming intensifies)*
Being currently employed at Home Depot, I'm so glad you used a clip of it the moment you mentioned "drone workers".
Ok. Ok. I was not sold on this until the introduction of “Pisa: The Egyptian God of Italy” and “Ancient Egyptian Craig’s List”. I cannot stop laughing
*Pisa...the egyptian god of italy*
BOW TO YOUR REAL GOD!
Draco the shadowphoenix God hasn’t left us
1:07 the FNAF fandom when they see Himbo Glamrock Freddy
I've been a FNaF SFM creator for 2 years and holy fuck why didn't I think of this before.
Hail Pizza.
The fact this doesn't have a million views is criminal.
"Dude"
"What?"
"Dude"
"What?!"
"Your voice is perfect, I need you to narrate one of my videos"
"What? Who are you?"
"Do it"
"Ok, um, what's the video about?"
"Yes"
The Soldier *would* get hired as a part time security guard. And of course he WOULD dominate the evil robots for failing the Vibe Check.
It’s 2023 and this is still weird and amazing
All hail lord pizza.
I spent so long looking for just this scene: 1:27
Bonnie's voice is what makes me laugh so hard then he FALLS.
If I controlled rewind I'd want... Fortnite and Marquees Brownlee
Yeah...
It's still going.
Whitepet no
Whitepet, it has died down a shit-ton since Scott cancelled fnaf 6 (which he finished a few months back btw) everybody now is batshit insane about bendy, cuphead, Overwatch and many more, plus undertale is no longer relevant since it has died down a lot as well.
Zeal warrior Gaming Don’t judge me, but I still like the older games like Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy’s, but I wasn’t a big fan of cuphead, bendy, DDLC, etc.
Somehow less complicated than the actual lore.
I'm glad to know that every other planet in your universe is just the giant head of the planet's most prominent inhabitant, that smiles you as you approach it
1:39 I love how Foxy is just like “Jesus Christ guys, wtf?”
Holy shit this is funniest animation I’ve ever seen
I've lost count how many times I've seen this.
But I KNOW I've laughed every time.
I've found what's inside the box.
Take that Matpat.
2:59 love how this predicted Foxy's role in security breach
Snyet
The outragous humor on this video is in similar caliber to a Sam and Max episode. Worth the weight.
Must be a bit heavy.
2:16 when i tell my siblings to get out of my room because im watching this
Krunk, this was great. Your magnum opus of shitpost and any thing with duke makes it top tier in my book. It was well worth the wait
"slop on down, children!" is something senor cardgage would say.
0:19 the "night guards" office is a control point
can we acknowledge the amazing artistry that is obelisk the tormentor wearing a whole variety of pasta draining utensils
My sides were in orbit watching this.
I have a feeling this video is going to make a lot of fnaf fan-kids nuclear
Amazing work! Worth flopping through 3 years of hurdles for in my opinion.
Animations were hilarious and well paced, Duke's narration is as lovely as ever, the script had me frequently pausing just to recover from laughing and not miss the next punch.
Never even played / was interested in FNAF before either, but now I can fondly remember this video whenever it's mentioned
or becomes relevant again.
When you realize Scott might have been listening when it came to the “Dating Sim Adventurer Mode” part for Fnaf ultimate custom night Toy Chica cutscenes.
Thank you Phil for this masterpiece
I was trying to fall asleep to one of those UA-cam auto generated playlists and I was fading in and out of consciousness when I heard “inus and benus house of weenis” and I laughed, waking myself up, while also expelling collecting drool all over my cheek. I started choking a bit after that. I’m good now but damn, I forgot that this video is a ride
Admit it- you just binge watched Game Theory!
1:06
“Anything from entertainment.”
Man: There is not a CHANCE I’m interested in this BEAR!
Pray the Egyptian GodS
OBELISK THE TORMENTOR
SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON
THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA
AND PIZZA THE GOD OF ITALY
Pizza the *Egyptian* God of Italy
"THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA"
Do you mean "Mega Ultra Chicken?"
CallMeTrash can someone make that a card?
Amanwithbones
That a TTS reference?
CallMeTrash OKIE DOKIE
I'm so disappointed that you haven't put out more reviews like this. They're great!
This might be the best parodical take on FN@F i've seen so far, very fresh and funny.
0:27 Something's so hilarious about the picture of Wimpy and Enus Fartbear cutting to the two of them with the exact same expression
Just when I thought you couldn't top Cartoon Horse Program.
DJ4x And that was from 3 years ago, too...
All the names of the diner:
1st name: Fatty Fartbears Pizza Town.
2nd name: Franklin Facebears Pizza Fortress.
3rd name: Fuzzy Fred's Pizorium Imporium.
4th name: Butt Johnson's Tuna-flavored Ice Cream Showdown
Last name: Enus and Benus' House of Wenus.
The lore is HEAVY in this one!
"Pyza... The Egyptian god of Italy" I lost my shit and spit out my drink I was laughing so hard
Yea but do they deliver though?
*DIGIORNO'S:* [triggered]
No.
Stop asking. They've already got plans to take you to court for harassment since you never stop asking that.
I bet they serve bone pizza.
"there is not a chance iam interested in this bear " as baby scout smiles and stares , good humor
1:06 Glad that family survived the Horse Meat incident of ‘85.
I love how baby scout is just smiling wile freddy f*cks the cake
1:07 THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IM INTERESTED IN THIS BEAR
"Fatty Fartbear's Pizza Town"
"Franklin Facebear's Pizza Fortress"
"Fuzzy Fred's Pizorium Emporium"
"Butt Johnson's Tuna-Flavored Ice Cream Showdown"
"Enus and Benus' House of Weenuhs"
Pizza Tower Lore:
i cannot believe they predicted the dating sim months before it came out