NIGHT OF THE PIZZA BEAR!! [SFM]
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- I have never played Five Nights at Freddy's, nor do I ever plan to, however, that won't stop me from telling you everything you will ever need to know regarding the lore of this insanely popular horror game. Come with me into the grimy, spit-coated world of Freddy, the Ugly Bear and his maybe-filled-with-ghosts friends.
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Yes, it's been three years since FNAF came out. I know because I wrote this three years ago when the second one came out. I was constantly held back by other obligations, projects, and school, but mostly a huge amount of anxiety.
Thankfully, I flopped over all those hurdles and finally finished this for you all to see and then ask why I'm just now making a FNAF video.
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CREDITS
Dukelovesyou - He did the narration (tinyurl.com/crx...)
KichiArt: All the beautiful artwork (www.kichiart.com/)
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Music:
Tracy Morgan, Donald Glover - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Jared Emerson-Johnson - Egyptian Straight and Narrow
The Miracles - Love Machine (Instrumental)
Yuki Hayashi - "De hisa no pinchi" (Threat Incoming)
Reptile's Theme
Kevin Manthei - Kitty Rally
Balloon Ride Fantasy - Automaton
Tsukihime Main Theme
Fasten Your Combination - Tyler Sontag
![FNAF vs TF2 [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KHvXHlI2FPc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[SFM] - Requiem for a Pizza: The Meeting](/img/n.gif)
*_There is not a chance that I am interested in this bear._*
That man is just jealous
JONTRON XD
How about this orange rabbit with cyan eyes , guitar and bow tie called CLYDE.
Fancy meetin' you here
I am intrested in the bear XD just kidding
Thank you Phil for letting us know about this masterpiece
Which stream?
@@dabiggestratintown the one stream where every time matpat says book, they drink
"The Egyptian god of Italy."
I needed to take a moment after that one.
"Pisa"
Well it beats explaining The Golden KFC meal of Ram or Spinter the Ozone Snek.
XD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Italy is an ancient concept, apparently
I assume he came about around the time Cleopatra and Caesar had that affair...
Every time my fiancee' hears Ancient Egyptian Craigslist, she just pisses herself laughing.
ThePuddingDead is she a yugioh fan or something? BTW don't use Troll Craigslist, it's garbage
good for you
Half-Used Roll of Papyrus for $5
@Sergio Ramirez
Same question on my mind!
😆
*ENUS AND BENUS' HOUSE OF WEENUH'S*
*I M G O N N A S H I T*
Just scream when you get there
butt jonsincs tuna flavored ice cream showdown
Fatty Fartbear's Pizza Town
I literally heard it and instantly found this comment
Somehow the story makes MORE sense than the Fnaf story
Like literally, that's true XD
Agreed
Yes
It’s a fact
This IS the Fnaf story
Holy shit, this was a surprise to see. I can't believe I recorded the narration for this THREE YEARS AGO. Fantastic job,
Krunkidile. This was masterfully done in every way.
You did awesomely dude. I kept laughing throughout the whole thing because of you.
Your voice is amazing. l love all the narrator bits you've done with Krunk. Keep it up.
Worth the wait.
Well, that explains why only one expansion pack is mentioned when there's currently five games (and a couple of books) in the series with a rumored sixth installment currently in the works. Still, this was *definitely* worth the wait, and it's probably for the best that the other games weren't mentioned (they likely would've just cluttered things ups). Truly well done, you guys.
Serpentking789 don't you mean the Pizzeria Simulator? It is the sixth game
1:06 There is not a chance I am interested in this bear!
Gets me all the time.
Lol
Nice jontron joke
"This infuriates the spirit of _Puppetmaster 3_ on VHS..."
And that was the exact moment this video went from good to great.
All the resturant names killed me
Enus and Benus House of Weenus made me choke on my drinking water
BUTT JOHNSON’S TUNA-FLAVOrED ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN
@@Fargusno7930 I’M GONNA SHIT.
Did you just take a buncha pizza-related props and slap them onto a rig of Obelisk the Tormentor?
Tom D probably
What? Of course not! Pisa is OBVIOUSLY an original model that was in no way cobbled together on a whim. Obviously.
That and a large McDonald's order of fries.
no, there are colanders there too, that's spaghetti related
That’s against the rules, isn’t it??
@2:42, "I think we've lost the script somewhere" is pretty much the most accurate description of the current fnaf lore.
that was confirmed canon. Recent interview with scott about how he had a plan for The Box (trademark) and then forgor.
For all the well written, funny, and well timed script, why must I laugh hardest at "Enus and Benus' House of Weenuhs"? Why am I like this?
ifeelufam
I feel you, I damn near pissed myself laughing at the greeting cards. The captions were the best part about those.
You ain't alone. I laughed too hard at butt Johnson's tuna Flavored Ice cream showdown. Mostly with the tone, but still. People love stupid.
So I'm not the only one
I'm gonna shit
Completely and utterly wrong.
Puppet Master 3 is on Laserdisc.
I have a copy on Betamax.
Mine is on several million tapes that have been melted together and shoved into a microwave that can only be played on a record player
Who is puppet master 2?
And puppet master 1?
@@Minecraft_2008. lemon grab and Osama bin laden
@@pyroboi7003 respectively or interchangeable?
You discovered the lore before Game Theory.
That isnt very difficult
Just to clarify each name of the restaurant that's said:
1. Fatty Fartbear's Pizza Town
2. Franklin Facebear's Pizza Fortress
3. Fuzzy Fred's Pizorium Emporium
4. Butt Johnson's Tuna-Flavored Ice Cream Showdown
A Ghost Dont forget Enus & Benus’ House of Weenus
"Just scream when you get there"
“Welcome to the fart bear family”
All hail war pizza!
“I think we lost the script somewhere...”
foxy screaming like tom made my day
great job on the video
Are you talking about the Tom from Tom and Jerry?
Game Theory missed this. This changes the lore entirely.
More accurate than MatPat
I know! he didn't even touch on enus beenus' house of weenuhs!
Anything is more accurate than MatPat.
TheLuggy Except when Scott ( The Creator of FNAF) says that Matpat's FNAF theories are pretty accurate but missing a few things.😉
P.s I'm joking please don't poke me with your pitch forks. *Hides in corner*
Josh Blackwell issa joke
Kaxology I know i wasn't being serious hence the winky face. :)
As someone who’s played fnaf... this is very accurate and informational on the lore of this game that gives me a headache. Thank you.
When you need to make a video about a game you never played
So you use your imagination
But you remember it's why you're in jail
Triggered?
oooh I see what ya mean lol
I sacrifice puppet master 3 , stinky and dumpy to summon my Italian god card!
Italian God card?!
Oh but you've just activated my trap card!!
Egyptian Italian God*
I'm going to attack you life points directly with my "Right hook of nerd pwning".
Well I attack your peeza with my spingtap card
Puppet Master 3 on VHS got me.
as a fnaf fan, follower, and theorist...
i can confirm....
*THIS IS WHAT SCOTT INTENDED FOR THE STORY*
EDIT: how the fuck did a war start in the replies, i wrote this two years ago
Matt patt had it all wrong!
YES!!!!
Fnaf is gay
That insult is so original
@@extra_thiccsaltyman5571 WHAT DID YOU SAY BICH
3:04
These took time to draw. Time that cannot be gotten back.
Muu Too Press F to remember our fallen comrade.
You're so right. twitter.com/KichiArts/status/956632736030015488
It look likes Yandere Simulator but on fnaf crack.
Why is anime girl Bonnie so stacked
why is Freddy so moe
i say worth it, i mean at least it wasm't use to hentai game parody of fnaf, since that exist
even years later, this is still better than all the games combined. Also the Greeting Cards still make me piss myself XD
Enus and Benus’s House of Weenuh’s still the one for me, such a simple joke but by god it works so well
you got it all right
except for the part where Pyza hired _expert_ animators to spread the cult
AY
I thought it was UA-cam gamers, then the animators, then the animatronic enthusiasts.
"He will challenge you to a skeeball game,"
*Me:* "Okay."
"*FOR YOUR SOUL.*"
*Me:* ;-;
As if I have one
"And if you can live through that, Pisa himself will challenge you to a go-kart race down Dead Man's Curve. *FOR YOUR SOUL.* *_AGAIN_* "
@@cooldude2722 nice try I still dont have one
1:17
One of my pigs is haunted but I know not which one
Maybye your mom is the most haunted pig ROASTED
This is a list of each family member's reactions to Freddy Fazbear Doing His "Hump Dance" at 1:05.
Baby: Amused. (Only one who likes it)
Son: ("Please, Help Me!")
Daughter: (Stares in Disgust)
Mother: (Gets Uncomfortably Embarrassed)
Father: "THERE IS NOT A CHANCE I AM INTERESTED IN THIS BEAR!"
"Who will challenge you to a skeeball game
*FOR YOUR SOUL* "
So does this count as a shadow game then? Im getting yugioh vibes here
You mean the Purple Realm?
Well, Pi'zaa just so happens to be Obelisk the Tormentor's cranky grandfather, so make of that what you will
SILENCE
Sooooo its just like dungeon dice monsters....except without the dice......
.....and more skeeballing.......
.....And drag racing.
can someone explain what the father says at 1:05 ?
It’s 2023 and this is still weird and amazing
All hail lord pizza.
*Pisa...the egyptian god of italy*
BOW TO YOUR REAL GOD!
Draco the shadowphoenix God hasn’t left us
I didn't know that Five Nights at Freddy's was in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe.
Bruda Ezeekiel me neither lol
,,Pisa, the egyptian God of Italy''
Love it.
"egyptend"
INTernal Jordan Pardon.
Ok. Ok. I was not sold on this until the introduction of “Pisa: The Egyptian God of Italy” and “Ancient Egyptian Craig’s List”. I cannot stop laughing
3:02
[FEARFUL SCREAMING]
3:02
[ETERNITY OF SCREAMING HELL IN FEAR]
Bonnie is Actually somewhat thicc
3:02.......
Just laughs
3:02
(VISIBLE FEAR)
Pizza Tower Lore:
Being currently employed at Home Depot, I'm so glad you used a clip of it the moment you mentioned "drone workers".
This is probably the best piss take on Fnaf I have ever seen. 69/10
Potassium.
Can I challenge the Egyptian god of Italy to a Rock, Paper, Scissors battle?
*FOR MY SOOOUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!!!*
AGAIN
When Matpat Works Hours to understand the Lore if Fnaf And you find it in 4 minutes
as a fnaf animator this is completely accurate
As an animatronic made from a fan made fnaf game, I can hardly assume this is accurate.
Lol
SprinG Agreed
SprinG. 100% accurate
as a guy who used to be a FNAF fan but quit the -cult- fandom because it got too cancerous this is EXTREMELY ACCURATE.
2:00 rip foxy
*(Tom and Jerry screaming intensifies)*
"Dude"
"What?"
"Dude"
"What?!"
"Your voice is perfect, I need you to narrate one of my videos"
"What? Who are you?"
"Do it"
"Ok, um, what's the video about?"
"Yes"
can we acknowledge the amazing artistry that is obelisk the tormentor wearing a whole variety of pasta draining utensils
You’ve just solved the FNAF Lore
StickMaster500 it is I "Totally Not Spookwagen"
You have been shown the holy grail of all theories video games Krunk-dial
Why are you everywhere stickmaster?
This was described to me as the greatest SFM ever made. They weren't lying.
Pray the Egyptian GodS
OBELISK THE TORMENTOR
SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON
THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA
AND PIZZA THE GOD OF ITALY
Pizza the *Egyptian* God of Italy
"THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA"
Do you mean "Mega Ultra Chicken?"
CallMeTrash can someone make that a card?
Amanwithbones
That a TTS reference?
CallMeTrash OKIE DOKIE
I could watch Bonnie tripping over the table all day it’s that funny Someone please make a loop of it XD
Is it still funny?
Chiliax Studios *1 year later* yeah still kinda
@@pikachugirl1235 lmao
Now that.... would be beutiful
another year has passed.
still funny? because i recently came back and i still laugh and wondered if your on the same boat.
also for your loop.
just press the left arrow once the screen goes black. [goes back by 5 seconds and makes a good timing.]
IT SOMEHOW WORKS SUPER WELL.
My sides were in orbit watching this.
"there is not a chance iam interested in this bear " as baby scout smiles and stares , good humor
3:08 Stinky, can you not tell me that with that look in your eye.
Actually funny. Thought it was going to be cringe.
Snyet
The outragous humor on this video is in similar caliber to a Sam and Max episode. Worth the weight.
Must be a bit heavy.
I have been looking for this for years and now I’ve found it
You completly lost me at enus and benus' house of weenuhs. i can't breath
Gwuee-tastic "Just Scream When You get there."
2:41 At east it’s not “tuna Johnson’s butt flavored ice cream”
Man if this is what Five Nights at Freddy's is like sign me up!
“Updated charactermodels”
Foxy: *WHAT*
Yea but do they deliver though?
*DIGIORNO'S:* [triggered]
No.
Stop asking. They've already got plans to take you to court for harassment since you never stop asking that.
I bet they serve bone pizza.
1:07 the FNAF fandom when they see Himbo Glamrock Freddy
I've been a FNaF SFM creator for 2 years and holy fuck why didn't I think of this before.
Hail Pizza.
Just got here from security breach and it's almost like they were inspired by this video.
Well done!
0:19 the "night guards" office is a control point
Somehow less complicated than the actual lore.
If I controlled rewind I'd want... Fortnite and Marquees Brownlee
Yeah...
It's still going.
Whitepet no
Whitepet, it has died down a shit-ton since Scott cancelled fnaf 6 (which he finished a few months back btw) everybody now is batshit insane about bendy, cuphead, Overwatch and many more, plus undertale is no longer relevant since it has died down a lot as well.
Zeal warrior Gaming Don’t judge me, but I still like the older games like Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy’s, but I wasn’t a big fan of cuphead, bendy, DDLC, etc.
3:12 best nickname ever I'm laughing my ass of as I'm typing this
0:26 oh no
2:04 LOOK OUT
Always love to hear Duke. I'm glad he is still around.
I died at the glue cheese to drywall and calling it pizza.
That is literally how they make it in places like Freddy's.
I was wondering where Duke ran off to after a year
TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE ANIMATRONIC HOMEWORLD WITH THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EXPANSION FNAF 2 WARLORDS OF DRAENOR!
1:55 Don't think you can get away using Boku no Hero Academia OST - Izuku's Crisis
2:59 Balloon Boy looks like the only one in this entire clusterfuck of a middle finger to Darwinism who is sane, and he looks so fucking sick of everyone’s shit because of it
1:50 guns solve every problem from ghosts to animatronics to people. This is why we need guns in fnaf
Just when I thought you couldn't top Cartoon Horse Program.
DJ4x And that was from 3 years ago, too...
2:58 you did the impossible, you predicted Buff Helpy!
Stinky kinda looks like Kitty0706
Cool I'm not the only one who saw that.Could that have been a tribute of some kind?
A Fragment of Kitty. We must find them all and have them collaborate together as the ultimate tribute to a man who had passed far too soon.
The God of G-mod will always be in the heart of animators.
"Enus and Benus' house of weenuhs"
Best part.
True
I recognized Jontron and Futurama references!
"slop on down, children!" is something senor cardgage would say.
1:26 "what day is it's litt...." *trips over table*
Honestly, I imagine Bonnie sounds like jake the dog
Krunk, this was great. Your magnum opus of shitpost and any thing with duke makes it top tier in my book. It was well worth the wait
I love how baby scout is just smiling wile freddy f*cks the cake
I spent so long looking for just this scene: 1:27
Bonnie's voice is what makes me laugh so hard then he FALLS.
Pizza is my favorite egyptian food.
2:16 when i tell my siblings to get out of my room because im watching this
1:08
Dear god, that baby has some... weird interests; judging by his face.
Thats how scout died 16 year after in tf2 xD
1:07 THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IM INTERESTED IN THIS BEAR
Best animation of FNaF ever bro
Admit it- you just binge watched Game Theory!
I have a feeling this video is going to make a lot of fnaf fan-kids nuclear
I've lost count how many times I've seen this.
But I KNOW I've laughed every time.
0:52 for ethgoesboom’s animatronics reaction
Freddy: hey, I’m not fat
Chica: hey, I’m not ugly
Bonnie: hey, I’m not a dumb bunny what’s wrong with you people
Foxy: WHAT!!! [Rage]
3:02 for this
Freddy, chica, Bonnie: NO NO NO STOP THAT!![FEARFUL SCREAMING]
Foxy: *TRIGGERED WITH RAGE*
I'll have a burger pizza with extra pickles, please.
*WE LOVE YOU, KRUNKY-SENPAI-SAN-CHAN*
God i love the voice over of this. the voice is so smooth.
Thanks Phil
this is high key one of my favorite videos
1:39 I love how Foxy is just like “Jesus Christ guys, wtf?”
I never knew I needed this until it was mysteriously put in my feed.