The best part of this is that Heavy can also be a pretty gentle and kind guy in the comics. He's just a guy whose had a very rough, violent life, so violence is a way of life and very normal to him. The guy behind the scary exterior though can actually be pretty decent, though you'd never know it after hearing stories like this. He's just blissfully unaware of how wrong this is for the average person.
I just love how Tycho's ultimate reaction to the story is a very concerned and gentle nod left to right. That's a " *.....No.* " so guttural it cannot be put into words.
@@lefishe5845Isn't the gunslinger just Dell without his glove on? I'm pretty sure he always has it on (on account of his lack of a hand). Maybe he just gets the extra health when he takes the glove off
From HRwiki: "Strong Bad breaks the awkward silence that follows by shouting, "THAT IS SOME BLEEPED UP BLEEP, MAN!", even with bleeps turned off, marking a rare case of Strong Bad using a swear." That is simply hilarious.
I know what he said just by the placement on Strong Bad's Reaction "THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN" Even with the censorship turned off that they need to keep Strong Bad's Reputation in check. It can harm the Homestar Runner brand reputation if they actually swore outside using the word "crap"
What really sells it is the fact that Heavy never specifies what wrench the Engineer was using at the time: let's hope it wasn't the Southern Hospitality. To the unitiated, it's covered in spikes and CAUSES BLEED DAMAGE. Also, Max's face. Nuff said.
Fun fact: All the voice clips with swears in this game have a double that is bleeped out. Basically, if you played the game with the settings set to not bleep out swears, Strong Bad’s reply of “THAT IS SOME (beep) ED UP (beep) MAN!” would still be bleeped, since The Brothers Chaps, the creators of Homestar Runner never wanted their characters to swear.
Heavy's Fists alternate fire should be changed from a left punch to a grab that shoves the victim's weapon down their throat and tears off their fingers. Instant kill, but the Heavy cannot move during the entire sequence.
Max would have EASILY done the whole "shove wrench down guy's throat and tore off his finger", but I can't see him LAUGHING at the guy's misery as he's dieing like Heavy was......
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The best part of this is that Heavy can also be a pretty gentle and kind guy in the comics. He's just a guy whose had a very rough, violent life, so violence is a way of life and very normal to him. The guy behind the scary exterior though can actually be pretty decent, though you'd never know it after hearing stories like this. He's just blissfully unaware of how wrong this is for the average person.
Sorry, but best interrupt ever.
"Christ! Where was I? Oh! Christ!"
Christ where was I oh christ
Even Max is shocked by Heavy's sadism. Even him! XD
and he's the violent type!
You know that is bleeped up bleep when even Max is shocked.
Yeah, to scare that little ultra hell spawn, you gotta be some kind of crazy
Even Max is not that level of sadistic
Tycho: "Christ!"
Winslow: "The player wins the hand."
Tycho: "Where was I? Oh! Christ!"
bro r u alive
As an Engie main, this scared the shit out of me when I heard it the first time.
Love how every character at the table is in some way psychotic, but Heavy takes the cake.
I mean, when did you expect Max to shut up in awe?
I mean, you would have to be seriously messed up to scare Max like that...
@@Goomba1309Bro realized he had to watch his mouth on that table
I just love how Tycho's ultimate reaction to the story is a very concerned and gentle nod left to right. That's a " *.....No.* " so guttural it cannot be put into words.
you know it's bad if max is scared
That sounds like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
+Christopher Brown HEAVY WINS. FATALITY,
"Where was I? Christ!"
That made me giggle.
"Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one!"
Yup, all 5 of Engie's fingers.
Oh yeah I just realised he'd be needing to use the gunslinger.
@@lefishe5845Isn't the gunslinger just Dell without his glove on? I'm pretty sure he always has it on (on account of his lack of a hand). Maybe he just gets the extra health when he takes the glove off
Strong Bad: "That is some fucked up shit man!"
Tycho: "Hmmm. I'll call that."
Perfect timing.
Strongbad: "That is some BLEEPed up BLEEP man!"
Tycho: "Hmm...I'll call that."
XD
..........and how was heavy reminded of this?
In heavys description, it compares him to a bear, seemingly gentle, but will rip you limb from limb.
From HRwiki:
"Strong Bad breaks the awkward silence that follows by shouting, "THAT IS SOME BLEEPED UP BLEEP, MAN!", even with bleeps turned off, marking a rare case of Strong Bad using a swear."
That is simply hilarious.
I know what he said just by the placement on Strong Bad's Reaction "THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN"
Even with the censorship turned off that they need to keep Strong Bad's Reputation in check. It can harm the Homestar Runner brand reputation if they actually swore outside using the word "crap"
"Is this not funniest thing?"
Me: ๏_๏
That is some &$#@ up !$#& man.
When Max is scared of something like that instead of laughing his ass off, you know its fucking gruesome.
That is some ****** up **** man
hmmm ill call that
Meh I have heard worst stories, hell even Jack Cayman from Madworld would top it
What really sells it is the fact that Heavy never specifies what wrench the Engineer was using at the time: let's hope it wasn't the Southern Hospitality. To the unitiated, it's covered in spikes and CAUSES BLEED DAMAGE.
Also, Max's face. Nuff said.
Миша страшен! (Misha is terrifying!)
Max's Expression. 1:35
I will Never.
EVER
Forget it.
lol, tycho just starts casually playing poker again ignoring the fact he was just told the most gruesome war story ever
I genuinely laughed at the heavy describing what the engie sounded like
1:35 even Max has got a "holy shit dude" expression XD
I like how they just continue with the poker game after he's finished with the story.
"Hmm, I'll call that."
knowing strong bad, he said "that is some freaked-up crap, man!"
If even Max finds the story disturbing then Heavy has definitely gone a bit tad far.
I love how the game-play stops so you can hear his story. It's a really nice touch, showing how utterly disgusted everyone is by this story.
This is the reason why i love the Heavy so much. He is so fun to listen to.
I do believe that is why the Heavy was randomly laughing in "Meet the Heavy".
1:34
Max is not amused by tale of horrific slaughter.
Max: D:
Tycho: :( *Shakes head*
Strong Bad: THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT, MAN
Tycho is just like
"No man, just no."
Surprised to see Strong Bad was the only one to react, although really, he's probably the only one who would react in that fashion.
what really sell it, is that Max, a total Psychopath is freaked out by that.
and Tycho just calls.
you know that something is completely screwed up if you have Max of all people look at you with disgust...
Max: D:
Tycho: (No man, just no)
Strongbad: THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN!!!!
OK when Max is staring at you like holy shit you are a hard core S.O.B
Fun fact: All the voice clips with swears in this game have a double that is bleeped out. Basically, if you played the game with the settings set to not bleep out swears, Strong Bad’s reply of “THAT IS SOME (beep) ED UP (beep) MAN!” would still be bleeped, since The Brothers Chaps, the creators of Homestar Runner never wanted their characters to swear.
Im sure this piece of media will retain all its epic gamer moments 10 years from now
"THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN!"
"hmmm, I'll call that"
Even Max is disturbed from the story...
You know you're a sadistic murderer when even Max's jaw drops at your escapades. XD
even Max thinks heavy's stories are fucked up.
Well thats some sadistic shit right there.
Even Max - Who likes to hit/kill people - is speechless. :-o
Heavy's Fists alternate fire should be changed from a left punch to a grab that shoves the victim's weapon down their throat and tears off their fingers.
Instant kill, but the Heavy cannot move during the entire sequence.
Even sociopathic Max can't handle it. lmao
What happens in the Inventory, stays in the Inventory.
You know you're an fucked uo individual when even max is horrified from that story
EVEN MAX IS APPALLED.
Great. Apparently this means I am the only one at the table laughing with Heavy at the bleeped up bleep.
My reaction to Smile HD. 1:40
same here
And Max is thinking, Dear sweet Frith up an embleer TREE!
"THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN" - Strong Bad
when i first heard that story i had the exact same reaction as max,strongbad, and tycho wrapped into one.
If max says you have gone too far
You have gone waaaaaaaay too far
Ok, i knew heavy was crazy, but not batshit insane!!! I mean, even Max gets the chills, MAX!! xD
The Heavy assisted in revenge of all his teamates
"Hm, I'll call that Engi story, and raise one giraffe story."
Max would have EASILY done the whole "shove wrench down guy's throat and tore off his finger", but I can't see him LAUGHING at the guy's misery as he's dieing like Heavy was......
I think that was too violent, even for Max!
I mean... Christ!
In the engineer update the engie got a mechanical hand and a slightly differant voice
This explains everything o_0
You know you're too sadistic when Max is in shock.
Wow. Even Max is speechless...
And it's like after a few seconds of ":O", Tycho goes "I'll call that."
That is some *bleeped* up *bleep.* Heavy must have been using some primo hacks to do that.
Poor engie :(
I do love Max's reaction face though
At first max was like :)
Then he was like D:.
A perfect Do not want face.
Let us consider this: There are 4 psycopaths in table. One tells story. 3 of them are FREAKING TERRIFIED.
Talk about having standards....
The Heavy DOMINATED the Conversation
Holy crap, Strong Bad Expanded his vocabulary!
I loved Max's D: face.
And from that day forward anytime an Engineer has a wrench down his throat it's called a VAGINEER!!!
You know you’re beyond unhinged when you leave Max traumatized and cause Strong Bad to use actual swears
Note to self: NEVER play as the BLU Engineer if their is a RED Heavy nearby ever again
Even Max is like: 0_0
Hoovy's voice.... I'll bet he's a spy.
Max's Face...
the heavy hast the most...entertaining stories
You know that this is gruesome if even Max is dumbfounded by it.
You know you're story is messed when even MAX has a horrified look on his face.
This is what I feel like doing when I'm being dominated by an engineer.
even max is scared
wow
max is like O______O
That's the only time Strongbad even comes close to cussing.
The best part about it is that if you have the censor bleeps turned off, Strong Bad's line is still bleeped.
And I thought max was a complete psychopath.
Il call that.
So is that how engi have a glove hiding his robot hand
Eyep
"Let's see you build toys, NOW!"
Easy. Just get another two Gunslingers.
He makes Max look sane! This psychotic Heavy is what we need in TF2. He's become too much of a man child there.
guy at the bar in the bg: i gotta get the fuck outta here man
Sounds like that engineer should have equipped the Southern Hospitality.
i loled so hard when i heard this "story" the first time
.... #Thatissomebleepedupbleepman!
O.O even Max is disturbed... Thats some fucked up shit...
Strong Bad :THAT IS SOME *** UP *** MAN!!!
Tycho : yeeeeaaah... ill call that
You know something is extremely brutal when even MAX is shocked by it.
A Homestar Runner character acutally swearing (albeit bleeped)... like the Joker not laughing, a perfect litmus test for "Dude, Not Cool".
"Christ!"
"The Player wins the Hand!"
"Where was I? Oh...Christ!"