Assassin's Unleashed: Hitman if it was good

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @Garutan
    @Garutan 9 місяців тому +55

    it really concerns me that there are assassins, just hanging around, and no one is putting up the cash to lease them.

  • @burgerpocalypse
    @burgerpocalypse 9 місяців тому +21

    The narrator is oboe. He obviously made this game just to make snarky comments about it. You can't pull one ober on me, pal

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 9 місяців тому +15

    "There are no credits. Nobody made this game. This game just showed up some day." 🤣

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 9 місяців тому +13

    Huh, so we finally get to play as Agent 420? Nice, we’re just missing the poorly cropped duck bomb.

  • @JuanManuel-et9kb
    @JuanManuel-et9kb 9 місяців тому +4

    6:40 love how obo automatically assumed that doors work. I was the opposite.

  • @justletmelistthese
    @justletmelistthese 9 місяців тому +12

    The voice of narrator is so darned familiar

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 9 місяців тому +1

      Think it’s ai

    • @DKArmstrong
      @DKArmstrong 9 місяців тому +1

      Sounds a little like Daily Dose

    • @pfitz9346
      @pfitz9346 9 місяців тому +3

      It's Laura Bailey

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 9 місяців тому +5

    Cruelty Squad from Wish

  • @dieselshot9768
    @dieselshot9768 5 місяців тому +1

    2:56 isn'that audio LITERALLY ripped from ArmA 3? It sounds way too similar.

  • @UtraxTV
    @UtraxTV 5 місяців тому

    14:30 actually when you kill someone and throw their body in the the river, sea etc it will take time for their body to sink out the reason they tie body for something heavy and than throw it is because they dont want body to sink out of water

  • @jakeywakey_ow
    @jakeywakey_ow 9 місяців тому +2

    0:36 bottom text is laid over each other

  • @robotrip9292
    @robotrip9292 9 місяців тому +10

    3:22 "Is it a 'No Russian'?" too soon man too soon...

  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 9 місяців тому +2

    Yeah I’d say ZombiU was pretty neat
    Multiplayer was cool because the gamepad player is the king of the zombies and places manages resources and upgrades with a top down perspective while the wiimote player is a survivor

    • @TCT69
      @TCT69 9 місяців тому

      Couch multiplayer on the Wii U was peak multiplayer.. it was so unique in some games 👌

    • @randomperson2797
      @randomperson2797 9 місяців тому +1

      @@TCT69So true
      The gamepad allowed for something truly unique and had so much more potential

  • @worsethanyouthink
    @worsethanyouthink 9 місяців тому +5

    I cant believe they took his lease

  • @ShleepyHead
    @ShleepyHead 5 місяців тому +1

    Charborgg

  • @seanjenkins5505
    @seanjenkins5505 9 місяців тому +7

    I get being tired of AAA garbage, but how do you not lose your mind just playing Unity asset flips

    • @Denizu
      @Denizu 8 місяців тому +1

      I'd reckon these terrible asset flips give more material to make fun of than the wafers that are AAA games

  • @LordGek
    @LordGek 9 місяців тому +1

    So if it's "unleased" is that like saying, "Assassins: Unrented"?

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 9 місяців тому

      The gas price raise hit all of us hard, even agent 47 cannot afford rend despite pawning his silver ballers

  • @GooberGaming69
    @GooberGaming69 9 місяців тому +1

    hey do you wipe or let it crust. asking for sir Baby Gronk

  • @notit297
    @notit297 9 місяців тому

    You should play Hitman if it was More Bloons

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 9 місяців тому +1

    I swear to god, these crappy shovelware games are always have zombies, post-apocalyptic setting, secret cult, military guy with guns, etc. These jerkoffs are so creatively bankrupt.

  • @StormyMainYT
    @StormyMainYT 9 місяців тому

    first game guru max game i think

  • @edesbalazs
    @edesbalazs 9 місяців тому +1

    Oboe, you could have played Walmart simulator instead of this nonsense. Just saying 🙄

  • @xxcatalystsxx
    @xxcatalystsxx 9 місяців тому

    second

  • @PartyMartyDrums
    @PartyMartyDrums 9 місяців тому

    Game Guru Max game lol worse optimized engine ever