Stuff Riders Say to Non-Riders
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2016
- Ever been to the barn with a non-rider? Ever tried to have a conversation about your horse with someone who’s never been around horses before? Yeah? We have, too. And it never seems to go well. So we decided to compile everything we say to non-riders in one hilarious video.
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At SmartPak, we have a saying -- "we get you because we are you." We've got riders of every age, from every discipline, from all across the country who've come together with one goal -- supporting healthy horses and happy riders. So when it comes to life in the barn, we know a thing or two. We hope you enjoy this silly little montage, celebrating the things we hear (and sometimes say) in the barn. - Спорт
"The girth does not suffocate him."
"He can see through the fly bonnet."
"Riding hunter is not hunting."
"He's not white he's GRAY."
Or he isn't red, he's Bay. People call both of my bays red all the time and I'm always like uh-uh.
He’s not ginger he’s chestnut
Yes he has a blue eye, no he’s not scary
It’s gurth
@@heartsandbunnys714 you are joking, right?
FunfettiSlimeSho p your joking right?? It’s girth dummy
I hate it how in animated movies they just flick the reins once and they gallop away.
Kris Mart-Van omg ikr
Kris Mart-Van ikr i have to kick him
Liv Life Don't kick your horse x3 I think you mean you push your foot/feet into his side gently.
ArtSwirl If I lightly touch my horses side she goes into a fast walk (she's a TN Walker so more like a trot for a normal horse). All I need to do is click and she goes xD
Kris Mart-Van or in that flicka movie where she trains a wild horse in like a day. Or has anyone seen Moondance Alexander?! Cute movie but it drives me nuts! No wonder people say it's easy, that it's not a sport - that movie let her learn to all 3 eventing types in less than two months, to the point where she actually did a show - jumping like 4'5" and I think doing complex dressage moves (I don't remember). Not to mention she did it on a western pinto and learned from a retired western rider dude who had some slight experience in teaching jumping. (This is so long oml I am angry idk why). Moondance, the girl, literally knew nothing about horses yet hopped on in a western saddle and started posting trotting perfectly
" no he's not going to bite you, probably." Iove that part
😂😂
My horse doesn't bite... she kinda nibbles though XD
My horse nibbles with his lips when he's nervous about somthing I can help him with
This is me. I'm terrified of the horses. They gonna eat me
I have totally said this. As well as "she is so sweet She just bites sometimes"
Only big one i see missing:
"I'll be running late. He rolled in the mud again. Yes, they roll in mud. All the time. All. The. Time."
Caldella
One of the horses I ride (name is Cowboy) is CONSTANTLY rolling in the dirt and mud and we have to take extra time to make sure he’s clean before he can be ridden.
Every. Single. Time.
I live in a rural area, and once drove by a horse rolling in the mud 😂
@@chickennuggetpaw I was riding around for the lesson when I just started and I looked over to the pasture. The exact time a horse was going poop
"No, smaller does not mean safer, trust me" that cracked me up!!
Brooklyn Ponystone IKR! The ponies at my riding school are little monsters 😂
Brooklyn Ponystone There are alot of nice ponies... and then there are the ones that try to kill you and are little devils.
i know a shetland pony that is named sassy and it is for a reason..
+HeartNSoul1234 IDK why, I just found that so funny😂😂😂
anaphhin
I agree!
She forgot, "No there is nothing wrong with that horse. He's sleeping. Yes horses lie down to sleep."
+avalondaughter We had one that would lay out flat and nap. people driving by would come in and say we had a dead horse in the field. We would yell to him and he would pop up. lol
+Katie M it's hilarious during the summer when literally all of them will be sprawled out in the pastures soaking up the sun. It looks like we had an epidemic lol
My silly horse lays down to eat hay sometimes >> the first time she did it, she scared my mom to death
They also think it's funny that they stand up to sleep too, they can't win. can they?
pretty sure they aren't supposed to lay down while eating (at least not for a long or a lot of food) heard it can cause problems like twisted gut.
Here’s one.
Non equestrian: Look he’s putting his foot up he’s hurt!!!
Equestrian: No he’s just resting his foot like how us humans shift our weight. He’ll be fine.
Gracie Day YES! One of my friends is ALWAYS convinced that a cocked leg means the horse is hurt!
Lark LuvsHorses I know! I thought that this is one of the most common misconceptions that non equestrians make.
Jazzy one of my aunt's horses has hoof problems she's at live a lot of her children they tend to get sore easily which she's only a few years younger than me I'm 29 and I tell her every time I see her girl keep this up and you're going to outlive your children 2 had colic had to be put down don't know how many she has lost count
or when they see him pick up his foot and slam his foot on the ground. they’re like “HES MAD HES GONNA KICK YOU”. i’m like “no. flies are just bothering him”
Or, in the case of one particular gelding:
"oh look, there's something wrong with his foot!"
Everybody who knows him: "Nah, he's just being melodramatic. Show him an apple and he'll miraculously be fine..."
"No, that's not a blindfold."
"That's a foal, not a pony."
"That child is not riding a baby horse, no."
"No, pulling him up when he tries to graze does not hurt him."
"That's not the barn I go to. There are, like, seven near us."
"You're not galloping. That's a trot."
"He's throwing his head, he's not bucking."
The number of times I've had to explain why my horse wears her flymask all the time. At this point I just say it's like sunglasses
All things I've said to my friends at some point
Oh oh, "That's not a pony, that's a mini. No, no, a mini horse. No, a pony isnt a mini horse, they're totally different. Yes, ponies are bigger than minis."
@@AnneDalton82 YES! All the time
“That is a foal, not a pony” I spent five minutes arguing with my grandmother over that.
Ponies: cute as Hell. And coincidentally, that's where they're from!
Ahahah ❤ i love them!
Absolutely right!
They are demonic little shits
"smaller is definitely not safer..." TRUTH
+Maggie Hughes Witnessed first hand a 6foot man get tossed off of a 14hh buckskin.... while it was funny as hell to watch, yeah one quick stop and a broken shoulder later... NOT safer whatsoever lololol
ikr
YES
With my three, bigger is safer. 😂
I hold a strong belief that ponies are actually Satan.
“Oh, you were serious about wanting to ride him?”
Every equestrians life in a sentence 😂😂
Yes
My friend always wants that I ride her horse even tho I am too insecure in my abylities. xD
Friend: Why do you blindfold her?
Me: *takes of fly mask and puts it over friend face*
Friend: ah.. I see
DiamondRose I see what you did there
No pun intended?
I *see* what you did there too
Masterpiece of a comment
It’s like 1 am, those 5 random reply’s made me so happy I almost cried... don’t know why but thank you!
Me: Well, Yeah, horseback riding is a sport.
Non: No, all you do is just sit there! The horse does all the work!
Me: *tries not to punch them*
My daughter's Father wouldn't let her choose horseriding because "it's not a sport". It's an Olympic sport FFS. Nevermind him. She gets weekly lessons now.
Dude same my legs are noodles by the end of my lessons
Aria Amador Watson omg the amount of subtle work you do though... it’s tiring.
@@safi_spirit5402 and you forget how to walk because your sitting to long and squeezing your legs and when you get off you walk like a dog in boots
Aria Amador Watson lmao yess
"No, Playboy is my horse, don't be gross."
Dead lmao
Ikr lol
"no he won't bite you"
"chill out he is just kicking at the flys"
"no don't hold it like that he will bite your fingers"
"please stop he dose not like that"
Friend: "So you have horses?"
Me: "Yes..?"
Friend: "Great! When can I ride them? When can my kids ride them?"
Azure Art Grrrrrr....uh NEVER!
Leslie Sexton There’s an old cowboy saying that the best seat in the world is on the back of a horse. I see it morally selfish to not let someone, particularly a good friend, ride a horse. ESPECIALLY if they’ve never been on one. Share the joy man, there’s only one life.
Azure Art ^^
Nope!
Leslie Sexton “Nope” what?
SMALLER DOES NOT MEAN SAFER *again for the people in the back*
thefranktomygerard yesssss
celestial161001 okay sure. SMALLERRRRRRRR DOESSSSSS NOTTTTTTT BEENNNNNNNN SAFERRRRRRRRRR. Good?
celestial161001 ponies are the worst well except the good ones
YEEEEEESSSSS!!!
especially when it's a Shetland
Yeah I would rather clean my horses stall then clean my room😂
Me too😂😂
Same
Yes so true
SAME
Ssaaaame.
'Playboy is my horse don't be gross' that made me laugh so much 😂
ikr lmao
Cracked me up.
"No, smaller does not mean safer."
True. 3 out of 4 times I fall off are on ponies.
Omg same...That one time was on a regular size horse....Falling of on pony's is better in my opinion XD
Saaaaaame
Noooo, I love ponies! I have very nice and patient ones. Well, sometimes they "put children in their place"... but they are always right, because the children were pulling and bothering them.
2/3 for me
@@Sunburn2508 a few months ago I would've said u were crazy but I just got my first horse and she's a 12 hander, swetest animal I have ever met 🥰
I hate it when movies portray teens to learn how to jump and gallop in, like, a week. It takes YEARS for most people to gallop and jump like that!
Ikr!!
+ReptileGeeksAren'tFreaks For most people...
Preach it! ♡☺️
Thank you! Being an Equestrian isn't easy. I don't really consider myself one completely, but my uncle has a ranch and I am at my friends (I consider him an uncle as well, though we're technically not related) barn all the time!
ReptileGeeksAren'tFreaks it took me three weeks to get a sitting trot without falling off or losing balance. It'll be a while before I jumo
also, "no, the horse is not dead, he's napping"
Omg! 😂 This was so me when I was younger...drove by a field of horses on a sunny day and thought “surely they couldn’t have all dropped dead the same day! Maybe they lay down 🤔” 😂
“Hey, Grandma. Yes, I’m still doing the horse thing.” 😂
Wolf In Slytherin ARMY my mother 😂😂
Yes I am still in the pony phase 😑 🙄
When I was doing the online dating thing and said in my profile that I was a horse person, some random guy asked me "so what music do u like besides country?" and I was like, "Um, did I say I liked country? I like 90s country, I suppose, but it's definitely not my favorite genre." His response? "Oh I thought your profile said you ride horses."
Because apparently liking horses is synonymous with country music fanaticism.
Omg, yes! People always think that since I am an equestrian I like country music(which I don't).
I will handgraze my horse and sing him progressive rock songs. True story.
I ride horses and my least favourite genre is country
@@cassismountedgames127 same here, i can not stand it
I remember being in the grocery store on the phone with my friend debating about sheets with the weather, and not realizing the looks I was getting when I was saying,
"Yes we'll leave the boys naked then…" I then felt compelled to explain my conversation to the people around me who were looking at me nervously, but laughing!
Jennifer Dawson XD
That is just, beautiful.
😂😂😂😂😂
I was escorting a slow ride of novices when one of the horses put his head down to grab at the grass. The rider slid down the horse's neck, taking the bridle off as he landed on the floor. He said to me: "Carol, the thing that holds his teeth in has fallen out"! Nearly pee'd myself!
Oh dear lord, I am cracking up I just spit out my water :D
wtf lmao was this a childs?
Carol Coates XD
Carol Coates oH nY gOd HAHAHDBHDEUBCDIJFRHFRJRF IM CRYING
XDXD😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You're getting exercise????? The horse is doing all the work!"
Rose W.
Just staying on when the horse is getting pissy is exercise in my experience.
" that movie is so inaccurate" omg thats me, one flaw and I call it out😂
That drives my daughter mad. She's a big movie fan and not at all interested in horses (despite my best efforts) and she groans when a horse comes on because she knows I'll be huffing about all the inaccuracies.
I hate when people think ponies are young horses,
Agreed!
Oh my god! YASSS. I hate it, they see ponies as babies -.- it gets on my nerves
+Equiine Enthusiast I know! It bugs me so much!
Same
+Angely Galvez same here
The lame one is on point 😂 here are some that non-equestrians have said to me:
~
Me: " I have to get a new bit."
NonEquestrian: " What's a bit?"
Me: " It's the metal piece that goes into the horses mouth that is attached to the bridle."
NonEquestrian: " What's a bridle..."
~
*watches a video of me horse jumping and competing in shows*
NonEquestrian: Do you ride Western or English?
~
Me: " Well their is a possibility that he could go lame."
NonEquestrian: " Wow you're so mean to call him lame."
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Me: " Yes... riding is a sport.... It is in the Olympics.... Which is made up of S.P.O.R.T.S."
NonEquestrian: " Riding is in the Olympics?! But all you do is sit there!"
Me: *holds back urge to punch them in the face*
~
NonEquestrian: " That polka dotted light brown baby horse is so cute."
Me: " It's not polka dotted, it's dapple. It's not light brown, it's chestnut. And that isn't a baby horse, it is a pony.
I get that except for the bit one 😂
I had one ask me what barrel racing is and I'm just, "Its in the name people."
Haha 😂
+Sarah Moran Or the "You wake up how early?!"
Oh I here that one a lot 😂😂😂
+Sarah Moran also the how did you get the horse to jump and the he has soft FUR and the
me- Quick a loose horse hand me the halter
*gives you bridle*
That's so true! Just cause I ride and I have a horse everyone thinks I know everyone else who has a horse 😂😂 they will see me with a riding shirt or something and be like " oh you ride?! My brothers bosses sisters moms step cousins aunties sisters moms grandmas daughters nice rides too! Do you know her?"
You said moms twice, and you don't need an s on the end because you only have one mom
@@dancetothebaileybeat2809 i just facepalmed so hard, don't correct someone if you're 6. Baba black sheep obviously meant mom's...
Baba black sheep Have you any wool? 😂😂😂
Dang my mom knows to many ppl so yeah if they say they know her than 100% of the time it's true
@@dancetothebaileybeat2809 Imagine correcting someone just to be wrong lol.
non equestrian friend: "ok. so how do you go?"
(we're riding me & my sister's horse)
me: "just give him a little squeeze with your heals and she's move, see?"
non equestrian friend: "oh ok" *STARTS VICIOUSLY FLICKING THE REINS*
me: o-o
Or starts kicking the horses sides like crazy!
Also most of my classmates think that riding a horse is easy and they never think of how hard to balance on a horse when you're a begginer or even get the posture right 😑
@@itskatarianna which is weird my first time riding alone I did it all perfectly though no control of the reins I was only 3 only time i had bad posture was when I was tired
@@beverlyarcher3744 Wow 👏👏 you're born to ride 🐎👍
@@larkluvshorses7631 *spook*
I get grossed out when I have to pick up the dog's poop but then I go to the stables and after I pick out the horse's hoof, I usually have the dirt and poop that I picked out on my hands and just rub it off with a "meh."
+Silver Winds I kinda get like that with my birds, as someone who works with dogs for a living ( groomer ) and has pet pigeons, people are always weirded out when I say I'll take pounds of pigeon poo over a little bit of dog.. pigeon poo is nearly odorless except during very specific times, dries in less than a minute for easy cleanup, and is great for your lawn to keep it happy and green! Dog poop is runny, smelly, hard to clean up, and kills your lawn lol
*****
THAT explains why my poo smells so bad!! All I eat is poo. :(
+Cranston Snord Well thanks for sharing :
Ikr!!! I'm finally not the only one
Definetely same😂
"Nope it's not my mortgage it's my board fee"😂😂 accurate
How about "Nope it's not my mortgage. It's my vet bill"
"Yes, it's my rent payment... for my horse."
“I’m at the barn....no not bar”. The most accurate thing I have to correct people on daily. Then they still think I work at a bar.
This video proves that horse lovers are "stable" people. ( Yes... pun intended)
Playboy is my horse don't be gross 😂
I lost my shit laughing
Who tf names their horse that though.............
I rode a horse named Playboy for about a month - that was a lot of interesting conversations
@@DailyDungeonists someone at my barn has a horse named Playboy
🤣🤣🤣
also "The horse can see perfectly fine, it's just to protect him from the flies."
+EQceptional Equine YES
Haha! cx
OMG HI ITS YOU HELLO
Haha, hello!
+EQceptional Equine I don't know... lol I don't think my Halfie can always see through her forelock. Sometimes I give her Pippy braids!
Non equestrian: “ look he’s wagging his tail”
Me: *facepalm*
It’s a horse not a dog...
“So you do like Do racing or rodeos”
That’s a big one
People don’t understand how many different types of riding there are
It's really true, that horse poop is nothing like dog poop. Granted I still wouldn't eat either one of them, but horse poop smells better, is way less gross to clean up, and generally doesn't stink even a portion of how any carnivores crap smells.
I was visiting up in Oregon and ended up volunteering at a stable there. I live in California, so I'm a "city slicker" by their standards.
The barn manager lady asked me to clean out a stall. I did. She was shocked that I didn't complain. I was like, have you ever cleaned out an indoor male cats litterbox?!?! THAT is worth a fuss....this is....daisies. Lol!
True, their poo is mainly just digested (and occasionally undigested) hay, it won't kill you so why worry? :-)
Hex Isme one reason for a dogs poop smelling really bad is probably that they eat meat and when it rots it smell disgusting and horses eat plants and plants don’t smell that bad.
Usually if the cat's (or dog's) poop smells strongly, it's because of a poor diet.
I’ve heard that in some cases it’s perfectly fine to eat horse poop. Once my riding instructor was going on and on about how it’s fine to eat it while holding a nugget and we were all sick of hearing it so to shut him up my friend took the nugget and had a nibble. He didn’t like the poop at all but never got sick
@@lilwoofer8333 Actually it's because they eat high protein diets, 30-40%, whereas horses only eat 10-12%. Protein stinks!
"No, smaller does not mean safer, trust me" this is so true oh my god xD
Sky Stone I fell off a pony while riding it......
i was almost thrown off one yesterday, haha
they are definitely not safer
Sky Stone you're right xD I think the small ones are meaner than the bigger ones too tbh.. My baby is an Icelandic horse and she is mean like.. all the time! But maybe she just hates me idk xD
dude 9 yrs old got jam-rammed but a fucking mini against the stall door that wasn't securely held open (like just swinging not tied over or anything) so the door flung and smashed against me too. sunk to the floor while it trotted off to its "master" all proud of himself..fucking apple-ass. .-. I was caught of guard cuz i did not expect some tiny little shit to be so strong. (it wasn't a light tap btw it was a good swift hard THUMP for everyone to hear and go WTF WAS THAT?!) lmao
Sooo true haha. I have a pony and she's testing me every.other.day. But that's what I love about ponies, they're a challenge XD
"No, actually, totally different from the Budweiser Clydesdales"
God, as someone who works with a lot of Belgian draft horses, I really felt that...
Could be talking about the Shire.
And
“No it doesn’t hurt to kick them, it’s how you get them to move”
“It’s not thaaat heavy”
“He can breathe, don’t worry”
“Yes he can see”
“No he isn’t cold. No he does not need a jacket”
When I pass by a barn or even a pasture and I smell horse manure, I say "Smells good.", my family thinks I'm crazy.
same XD
Same
Same. Horse poop is better than dog poop
same
Same
My friend burst out laughing in class becasue she actually thought that I ride a green horse. Another friend asked me if there are different colours e.g purple horse and so on. Non equestrians are so amusing.
HAHAHA!
Alexandra unless ur horse is cover in glue then it roles in grass or violets then u have a green or purple horse
Lol yes
Alexandra they r like a different species than us equestrian nuts😂
Ah my friend was like "what was that?" when i picked up a body brush. facepalm
"Yeah, I can stop by after I ride playboy." ... "Playboy is my horse, don't be gross." Best thing I've heard all day... xDD
Non-riders: stables smells!! Horses smells!!
Riders: “they smell perfectly fine to me! I can’t really smell anything.”
I get that comment ALOT
Or "Wow it doesn't smell at all I'm surprised" they eat vegetables and we clean it when they go out what's it supposed to smell like
I don't have horses or barn animals at all but I do love the smell of a barn
I ride and I love the smell!
My favorite. "So, when are you going to be finished taking riding lessons." My answer. "Never." *L*
You're so lucky you can take lessons
truth!
What is with everyone taking riding lessons? I don't and I have been riding since I was 3...
@Elise Kensington I do a lot of the different stuff, I ride western, english, I do 4-H, do sport horse, and a bunch of other stuff...
nonequestrian friends: why do you need to buy new pants when you have skinny jeans that look the same and are like 5x cheaper????me: maybe bc i'm not trying to skin myself and make human jerky !!
@Stephanie Logan ..actually I only ride in skinny jeans 😂 I absolutely hate the feeling of jeans that aren't tight everywhere
@@shineformejimin5025 wellll technically jodhpurs arnt jeans 😶
i really related to the "Can you hand me the martin gale?" and every other one lmao
My mom forgot that horses sweat so after a lesson when my horse was sweaty she was like “why is he wet”.
At my grazing we have a little welsh mountain who is 28 years old and we recently got a big clyde x who is rising 3. I love telling people that the 'foal' is actually our oldest and the giant horse is the youngest, it just boggles their minds.
"No smaller doesn't mean safer, trust me" SO TRUE! I ride a pony named Hank, he tries to bite me etc.
Madison SpiderKnight I rode a pony named Frog, 1st time I rode a pony.... made the mistake of asking him to trot. I fell.
At the end: Smaller Doesn't mean safer.
I'm a child and left let me on one of the ornery ponies... I got bucked off while going into the canter. :3
I was bucked off my horse once (she was half pony half Arabian) I think I was 6 or 8, I’m kinda surprised I wasn’t afraid to ride after that given my age
“Playboy is my horse, don’t be gross”
That. Had. Me. Dying
I've had a lady ask if I was a jocky
I'm 5' 7"
gengar I’m 5’8 and someone asked me if I rode Shetlands I was like
“Uh”
@@bitlessandbridleless8252 wow, you'd probably break the horse lol
I’m 5’1 so I get asked all the time 😂
😂😂
“Smaller does not mean safer” 😂😂 I died we use to have a saying “the closer they where to the ground the closer they where to Satan”. Of course that’s not always true, but I’ve seen some pretty scary ponies In my horse days 😂
😂 not disappointed this was in my recommendation
Thank for the good laugh
I can relate all to well, having to explain farm life lingo to city folks
What we really need is “Yes, I really do need all these saddle pads- you wouldn’t understand...”
*no he's not gonna bite you... probably* 😂
«smaller doesn't mean safer» -> Trust her :'D
***** same here
+Horsepassion4life Sometimes it does, because the smaller the horse is, the less often its going to be able to give you a concussion when it kicks. Where as a bigger horse can knock you out with a swing of its head. But yes SOOO true. XD
+Gun Eagledawny have been kicked by a pony and it was worse than the horse XD felt like it was concentrated on one smaller spot XD hahahaha
+Gun Eagledawny have been kicked by a pony and it was worse than the horse XD felt like it was concentrated on one smaller spot XD hahahaha
xDDD Sorry
I love how the Christmas tree is decorated with bits
“Can you hand me the martingale? It’s like a circle... No...no...nope...no... don’t worry about it.” RELATE
I laughed so hard! The first one i seem to say all the time. Here are some of my favs that you missed...
1. I know he looks white but we call them grey.
2. No. That horse has blue eyes, not red. There are no Albino horses.
3. No he is stamping at the flies, Not me. Ummm, I can just tell. No - really, he is just kicking at flies dont worry. No really i promise he isn't angry. He is just shaking his head at the flies too.
4. I know i said use a flat hand... but not that flat. Try not to let the apple keep rolling off before he eats it.
5. What?!? No horses dont lap like a dog. They sip the water like a person would.
6. No we just desex the boys. Mares aren't desexed. Yeah, but dogs are different.
7. No we don't say they are limping we say they are lame. Yeah a dog limps but a horse is lame.
8. No they don't vomit. Because they aren't like dogs and cats.
9. Its normal, your dog would eat his poo too if he was here.
actually there are genetically grey horses are genetically white horses.
Maggie Mac I bred one born white. Still called a grey. But that was not my point... my point was we call white greys, grey not white. Non horse people dont understand that.
Maggie Mac you obviously know nothing about horses
Well if the skin is pink then they are a true white but if the skin is grey/black then it is actually grey
because an angry horse usually shows more movement and hostility, often has its ears back, gets fiesty, and snorts/breathes hard outta nostrils flaring them. Etc. If you knew jack about horses you'd know that. You get to know someone , be it human or animal. and "Feel" their intent. It's called having a bond. You and your horse establish a line. and know where that line is and isn't. Ground manners / Learning that is the FIRST thing you should be learning. If you can't comprehend that or understand what a horse is doing on the ground ...What hope do you have on its BACK? horse saddles sadly don't have saftey eject seats with parachutes. at least on the ground of shit goes down you can "run away" roll outta the way, avoid it, let the horse go etc. not always, but certainly alot more than on its back.
“Play boy is my horse,don’t be gross”😂😂
"No I'm too tall to be a jockey."
"You can't hurt a horse by doing that"
"They aren't a pony."
"That's a girth, not a belt."
"Yes, they get their feet trimmed."
"Don't do that, you're going to spook them."
When my friend is over and we're looking at my horse, this is usually the conversation..
"No, stop. She doesn't like to be to touched there."
"Do not go behind her."
"It's not a tool of torture, it's a curry comb.."
And so on.
This is EXACTLY what I say to my friends
Yes
Ally7373's World, same lol
same
Lol that cracked me up "no smaller does not mean safer" 😂😂
‘He won’t bite you... probably’ *this is probably the most relatable thing I have ever heard* My horse randomly decides to hate certain people
I have a pony, I know FOR A FACT smaller is NOT safer (ponies are little devils). Also there is a pony Appaloosa mare at our barn, it is the devil in horse form
and then there's the pony that I've had since I was four years old who's a little angel. Black and white 12.2hh angel. She's my best friend ever.
Yes there is a horse at our barn and he is huge. I don’t know how many hands he is but he is the sweetest. But the ponies! They had to get the ponies like 3 new blankets because in me of them kept chewing them up. And one time one of the ponies bucked the rider off three times during a lesson. We made sure the pony had nothing wrong with its back. He was just being bad.
@@gracieday5991 Yup. 2 horses I've trained come to mind: an 18.3hh Percheron who was gentle as a lamb, and a 12hh pony who was a flaming nutball--he would rear up and flip over when you tried to mount him. He eventually got over it, but wow, he was the craziest equine I've ever met. And I've met a LOT.
I have an American Shetland, I feel your pain *Literally*
I'm surprised there were no clucking in this video. I cluck at everything!! Who else clucks at everything too?
When I walk my dogs I always cluck to them lol especially when I want them to come lol
Will you call me "crazy" if I tell you I tell my car to "whoa" and all that clucking?
I cluck at my bf all the time when he's not hurrying up... he hates it lol
If something isn’t moving fast enough I click at it. Even if it isn’t a living thing
Hahah I cluck at me car to speed up🤦🏻♀️
“Smaller does not mean safer trust me”
Ponies are evil!!!
They are not evil...just smarter than most people.
@@pamelapeterson2987 No, most ponies are mean.
Whenever anyone comes to pet my horse I say he bites😂
Oof
Totally! I always say horse poop is better than dog poop
Divinequine14 I feel like horse poop is cleaner lol. Idk why.
well it's just made up of hay
"It wasn't THAT expensive." lolol my life
When she said “no baby horses are a totally different thing from ponies” I no joke screamed “WHY CANT MY FRIENDS UNDERSTAND THAT” 😂
I remember when we would ride in parades, and I would ride my pony, Stewie, (he's 11 hands) and all the little kids would say "AWWWW LOOK AT THE BABY HORSE!!!!" I would get so pissed.
“playboy is my horse, don’t be gross” LMAO
But... whoever named him that is the gross one, let's be honest.
Yasss people always say to me "oh are you still doing that horse stuff"
My Life: "Isn't horses a girls(only) sport?" me: Bitch MAN tamed the wild beast (because back then women weren't allowed much and stayed home and cared for children and shit.... )and, even if its more girls now..them girls are pretty fucking tough ("like men")for the "Shit" they go through. Horses are the least from easy task/sport etc. Football you may have some buff guy punt a ball into your side or the face at a fairly good speed but just imagine being a tiny person, skinny af, and have what feels like a 10 -20 ton weight of powerful horse mass slam down you. (happened to my sister) ooh i thought she was deeadd lmao. you could hear it. sounded like something broke. to bits. But guess it was just the saddle... (think spirit in the corral (sp?) scene.)
Daily Dungeonists 20 tons... 1 ton is 2,000 pounds.
Equine Soul they said “feels like” not “is”
I have also horse called Playboy and when I said in school that at the weekend I rode Playboy you should saw my teacher's face :DDDD
"Smaller does not mean safer" so true, i really relate to that 😂
"Like it's the leg that's in front" I'm obsessed with this video
When I hear 'eastern riding' my mind jumps to horse archers and how awesome that would be to learn.
"After I ride playboy."
Me: ...
"Playboy is my horse don't be gross!"
Me: OOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGZZZZZZ
+Malli Time The ottb I shareboarded as a teenager was called I'm A Player, barn name Player
+plaidbreeches I actually like the name player for a QH
+Malli Time My horses sire is named Buck Naked Kid xD don't ever try looking that up on google if you don't put the word "horse" somewhere in it!
+Ry Ry French Fry 😂😂😂 OMG
hahahaha
I swear every time I bring my friends to my barn they always ask to ride my horse then get pissed when I say no lmao
"smaller does not mean safer"
So true at my last Riding school there were a couple thoroughbreds and they were very well behaved and then there was this lil Shetland pony that kicked someone when in the shin when his stable was getting mucked out he also tried to bully that stallions was quite funny to watch.
Me: oh hey can you get me a halter and lead rope and meet me in the top paddock?
~10 minutes later~
Non equestrian: *comes over with bridle*
Me: ._. I swear I told you the difference...
This video is the story of my life!
also: "dressage is like dancing, for horses"
Omg the endless “no” 😂 i always feel like I have a toddler with me whenever I’m around non equestrians
"Playboy is my horse don't be gross" 🤣🤣
Pretty sure i've said almost all of those things.
Same
+Christen Halker Right?! So have I!
Agreed.
+Christen Halker Pretty sure I have too!!
RunninQHsRock lol! I should start doing that!
Bahahaha! I like the Bar-N. It's nine am! i get that all the time!
“Smaller does not mean safer.”
Ok, that one got me.🤣
I can relate to the halter bridle thing so much lol
"No smaller does not mean safer, trust me" literally my life moto when I'm around horses...😂😂
I dont kno if its just me but sometimes Iike to smell the horses food.
Eva Maria Couto omg same
It smells so good , sometimes I want to try it ahahahha.
+Eva Maria Couto you aren't a true horse owner unless you've tried their feed 😂😂
The other day I tried it and I was like oh it is so good and my coach was like Are you ok ?
ow I do that too sometimes...horsefood smells so delicious...not like dog food or catfood which both smells gross
“No kicking the horse isn’t abuse”
“No, whipping the horse isn’t abuse”
“No he’s not a stallion” OMG I just hate it when people say “oh look at the stallion!” When it’s not! XD it’s really annoying when they assume it but hey, my friends don’t ride so they say it all the time. I’m glad you added that part XD I hear it almost every day lol
Yaaass! I hate it when people say that! People especially think that all black horses are stallions. Ugh.
I just say Dressage is just like horses dancing anyone else say that?
Yep, or its ballet for horses
HorseyTube yeah or i just say to my friend who is a dancer that it is like doing a ballet duet with a horse
yea same
Yeah, horse ballet is my go to
Yep