AMBERLYNN'S PESTOGATE & CONFIDENCE ISSUES

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  • @PrairieChickenCO
    @PrairieChickenCO 11 місяців тому +771

    Alcohol is a major reason why her legs are swelling. She has done everything the specialist told her NOT to do. She won't eat keto, she won't get lymphatic massage, she won't exercise, she won't wear compression wraps, and she won't follow doctor's orders. She can't expect people to show sympathy if she actively does things that amplify the problem. She's done this to herself.

    • @psyolytesaille
      @psyolytesaille 11 місяців тому +14

      I'm guessing there's not much to do but drink and eat in Oklahoma but at least she's in the city where there is an lgbt scene. Which is more than most places in the Midwest so there may be concerts etc. she doesn't need to cross state lines for.
      Can't go far so she does the activities her mom does bc otherwise she'd have nothing to do but also, eat and drink alone.

    • @kokofleming8833
      @kokofleming8833 11 місяців тому +58

      Exactly, she blames all the shitty stuff on "The Disease", to which she constantly actively contributes!!! She will never get better if she does not accept responsibility.

    • @evea.4358
      @evea.4358 11 місяців тому +12

      but then she won't be able to blame her swelling for her problems

    • @jopride463
      @jopride463 11 місяців тому +3

      👏👏👏 WELL SAID!!!!! 👏👏👏👍👍👍

    • @HaLLiEB85
      @HaLLiEB85 11 місяців тому +10

      Exactly. She was told what she needs to do and hasn’t done any of it . And as usual expects results with no effort

  • @gutsackk
    @gutsackk 11 місяців тому +334

    as someone who uses that pesto, it does not turn nuclear green when left out.

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 11 місяців тому +20

      As someone who only ever makes pesto from scratch with my own basil, I’ll take your word for it… though the commercial stuff always looks nuclear to me. Owell

    • @gutsackk
      @gutsackk 11 місяців тому +43

      very cool @@BeckBeckGo

    • @shelleydaly1726
      @shelleydaly1726 11 місяців тому +4

      I mean it could after a couple a weeks 👀

    • @MsMorgendorffer1
      @MsMorgendorffer1 11 місяців тому +69

      This is giving, “Call me crazy but I’ve never bought store bought pesto”
      Sorry, but I had to say it! 😂

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@BeckBeckGo it's usually more of like a mossy medium forest green

  • @KRO-222
    @KRO-222 11 місяців тому +216

    Ahhh pestogate. It’s like cakegate, but ✨savory✨ this time

    • @screamlikecookies
      @screamlikecookies 11 місяців тому +1

      Love ya for this comment 😂

    • @magdlynstrouble2036
      @magdlynstrouble2036 11 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @Glad2behere
      @Glad2behere 11 місяців тому

      I wish there were specialist that could tell her how to care for her health....🙄 Joking of course.

  • @ESoleson
    @ESoleson 11 місяців тому +196

    Im very annoyed about the lymphedema statement she made. We see with our own that she was eating salty pickle, salty gatorade, salty Chinese food, and salty charcuterie board. That is disingenuous. That is wrong and if you want to cry wolf, people have the right to not believe a dam thing you say. She hasn't followed any doctors advice.
    And Zach you are better than me because she has painted you as fatphobic and rude many times when you gave constructive critism. You have defended her more than she has ever defended you. She painted you as a rude person. There are people that support her that believe things about you that arent true.

    • @mel_moon18
      @mel_moon18 11 місяців тому +18

      I don’t feel bad for her. I had weight loss surgery on my sympathy bone 🦴

    • @CherrrrBear
      @CherrrrBear 11 місяців тому +10

      It’s crazy! I agree with you… all that salty salami and pickled, Alcohol, pickled olives, all the pork chops like NO veggies

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CherrrrBear are pork chops inherently salty? Or is it the onion/garlic salt she added? Legit (though admittedly dumb) question. Lol. I KNOW ham is salty af all on its own.

  • @Glad2behere
    @Glad2behere 11 місяців тому +93

    When Amber says a word incorrectly nothing is said by her Mother but when her Mother says or reads something incorrectly Amber makes sure to point it out and make fun of the mistake.

    • @candycane7307
      @candycane7307 11 місяців тому +11

      No shittte . She laughs at her mother so much over her. Missing teeth like there should be an understanding like yeah, if you laugh like that in private, keep it private but not online.

  • @fuzzypeachmonkey
    @fuzzypeachmonkey 11 місяців тому +216

    I'm guessing she is counting getting drunk off buzzballs alone in her closet, eating without caring about her health, and spending without restriction as "self love". I think for her self love = doing whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it, with no worries about the consequences.

    • @mel_moon18
      @mel_moon18 11 місяців тому +1

      1000% she is HAES (ex: I have great stamina at 500+, I can do things skinny people can) and a lot of them think like that. Self love is taking care of yourself. Mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, etc. she’s delusional

    • @tigmil8116
      @tigmil8116 11 місяців тому +3

      She really loves herself endlessly then

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 10 місяців тому

      Self love is ironically sometimes about giving yourself tough love and not just giving in to impulses but taking good long term care. Sigh.

    • @sebastianmaker6798
      @sebastianmaker6798 Місяць тому

      Honestly watching her has changed this so much for me. Cause I used to be like that, self care was eating whatever I wanted, going out and getting drunk, and having unprotected adult time. Turned out that I was in a three month long manic episode that resulted in being diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Self care looks very different nowadays. Baking, taking walks, watching a movie with my cat. I've watched her for years and always hoped she would get to this place, but I don't feel that she ever will.

  • @mmanda515
    @mmanda515 11 місяців тому +204

    Given stellar medical advice, what... a year ago? Super low carb/sugar, low processed foods + lymphatic massage, compression wraps... Yet here we are. Her continuing to just talk about it w/ out action will solve nothing. ..js

    • @IHeArTrOcK20
      @IHeArTrOcK20 11 місяців тому +12

      Moments of clarity is what we call them. Our gorl has them but never is strong enough to act on them.

    • @DawnChristensen-y1i
      @DawnChristensen-y1i 11 місяців тому +1

      $$$ doing it for the coin. Especially in December. I’m sick of her.

  • @elizabethpeters3153
    @elizabethpeters3153 11 місяців тому +305

    Regarding the delta 8, I don't think the issue is necessarily that it may have been triggering for her mom, but it's just rude and crosses a level of respect and common decency. No reason she can't take an Uber to get her Delta's, it seems her mom does enough chauffeuring Ambaby around.

    • @marlawarren4574
      @marlawarren4574 11 місяців тому +11

      Well said!

    • @autym737
      @autym737 11 місяців тому +59

      plus it's possible to get it online and delivered. she could have done that

    • @murphy1011
      @murphy1011 11 місяців тому +44

      Or maybe her mom just doesn’t give a shit.
      I’m a recovering heroin addict and I don’t care if people do drugs around me. I even have a script for a controlled substance in my possession so I simply just get my husband to hide it “just in case” but I’m not worried about it being here. I know a lot of people who smoke or take edibles and I don’t even think twice about it.
      People make it sound like nobody in Amber’s life has autonomy or the sense to just walk away or say no to her. They’re all grown adults and responsible for themselves at the end of the day. If her mom is serious about her sobriety and genuinely thinks delta 8 is a threat, then she will set a boundary. If she’s not worried about it then she won’t. That doesn’t automatically mean Amber is crossing a boundary. She could be, but her mom is grown and can say no whenever she wants.

    • @Wolfpaw754
      @Wolfpaw754 11 місяців тому +10

      I could understand if her mom had a history, but Amber said she was never down with weed, my guess is her mum was into stimulants if not a polydrug user, it's not like purchasing these products would get her mum to blow her sobriety streak, anyway weed is different

    • @LMarie_414
      @LMarie_414 11 місяців тому +2

      An Uber? Yeah right

  • @ayesha84
    @ayesha84 11 місяців тому +170

    More than anything I think Amber loves to hear herself speak. It’s always about the problems but never solutions. I really watch for Zack’s reactions, she’s a hopeless case and that’s sad.

    • @amandahugginkiss9065
      @amandahugginkiss9065 11 місяців тому +17

      That's what I think also. She says so much but nothing at the same time. She just likes the sound of her own voice

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 10 місяців тому

      Agree. I also think she has no clue how boring she is. Like, I get that I’m boring and I don’t put videos of my life online, because… it’s boring. Which is the plan. But how does she have no perspective or distance???

  • @kristinebrauer2292
    @kristinebrauer2292 11 місяців тому +145

    There are definitely things she could do to improve the Lymphodema shes just not willing to put in the work. Thats not to say its easy, its not, but it just seems like its easier for her to blame her"disease" instead of actuality doing something about it.

    • @abrown507
      @abrown507 11 місяців тому +7

      Keto is supposed to help with lymphodema and in general lymphatic disorders but we know she won’t do that or even listen to a doctor of they suggest that

    • @JORDYSCURVEDTHUMB
      @JORDYSCURVEDTHUMB 11 місяців тому +8

      Exactly, she won’t take accountability for her diet/eating choices as well as her lack of trying to do what she needs to do to help the swelling go down. She doesn’t take her medication’s, she doesn’t listen to her doctors, she doesn’t listen to constructive criticism but she’s trying to convince us that she loves herself.

    • @mahogara
      @mahogara 11 місяців тому +8

      If it had been anyone else or Amberlynn in her earlier years of youtube, I would have been sympathetic. Especially as someone who has always been the fat ugly friend.
      But at this point, it's just the old broken record rewinding again and again. When she made a point to insert "skinny people has it too", my eyes rolled all the way back. It would have sounded more vulnerable if she didn't bring up the skinny people into her "uncontrollable diseases".

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 11 місяців тому +1

      She's been doing nothing but binge drinking and mainlining sodium and wonders why it's getting worse. 🙄🙄

  • @marlawarren4574
    @marlawarren4574 11 місяців тому +146

    The words "my mom's sobriety is super important to me" just don't sound the same when you just did a "Delta 8 Haul" in her car.

    • @Momo642VIP
      @Momo642VIP 11 місяців тому +6

      Her mom doesn't mind, there are so many things about amber to dislike but this is silly. We don't know her mom!!

  • @wonky-t-wonk
    @wonky-t-wonk 11 місяців тому +222

    I’m gonna go ahead and say it was a pack of those sugar cookies with green Christmas frosting that ALR was binging on.

    • @CountCrackulaMyWay
      @CountCrackulaMyWay 11 місяців тому +3

      💯

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 11 місяців тому +4

      💯

    • @jimlock999
      @jimlock999 11 місяців тому +15

      do dogs eat with their eyes? There was no staining anywhere else but the eyes.

    • @Strawbs_36
      @Strawbs_36 11 місяців тому +14

      It was that green eyeliner and we all know it

    • @mers624
      @mers624 11 місяців тому +1

      U don't stay that big not eating. Dare I say math is not mathing for her.

  • @pbowser1030
    @pbowser1030 11 місяців тому +276

    So people sending her cake should "burn in hell" because "you're sending drugs to an addict". But doing a "Delta 8 haul" with her recovering addict mom, is chill. I'm so confused.

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  11 місяців тому +49

      I didn’t say anybody should burn in hell, but I think the part you’re missing is that Amberlynn communicated a boundary that she didn’t want food to be sent to her. Her mom had seemingly communicated that it’s fine for her to be around Delta 8. Hope that clears things up.

    • @pbowser1030
      @pbowser1030 11 місяців тому +133

      @@ZacharyMichael I wasn't referring to you saying the "burn in hell" statement. I know you didn't say that. I was referring to the strange, "rules for thee but not for me" attitude that was attached to both situations. If her mom is cool with her daughter doing Delta 8 hauls around her, then that's what she's ok with. It still makes no sense to me. And it still seems disrespectful, akin to the cake situation, both were done in poor taste.

    • @Chaeley
      @Chaeley 11 місяців тому +40

      @@pbowser1030 - Yeah I'm a little mystified that apologists still remain for Cakegate. At the time her "no food please" had shown up exactly twice amongst all her videos, she was insisting she wasn't a weight loss channel, the fan was newer and they came forward and explained the situation. I can't imagine the level of entitlement and comfort that leads you to hurl sealed, good food away from you and complain about free gifts when so many are struggling just to get by. Donate that shit.
      I will say that Amber is not entitled to redirect harassment into charity. That's not her job. The problem is her spite making her incapable of seeing altruism in others and/or doing good in return. God, just imagine for a sec if she encouraged food donations to her, and at the end of every week she showed herself driving to make a donation to a food bank on behalf of the trolls. She lacks the imagination to redirect that energy and it's infuriating to see the waste she'll tolerate just to "stick it to the trolls".

    • @tanesharichelle
      @tanesharichelle 11 місяців тому +5

      ⁠@@Chaeley Why should she have to do all that just to please a stranger in the internet?

    • @Chaeley
      @Chaeley 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@tanesharichelle - She doesn't. I don't think you read the whole comment. Nobody is required to do anything nice for anything else, and Amberlynn isn't obligated to thank anyone for anything she gets. She can react however she likes. My point it that in general, Amberlynn lacks the energy, motivation, and altruism it takes to turn a negative situation into a good one. She instantly flees into victim mode and lashes out at the closest target because she lacks the emotional toolkit to look at problems constructively. Does anybody have to donate anything to anybody else? No, but in this case, something that she perceives as a negative situation could EASILY be turned into a positive one with her in control of the narrative. The trolls would stop donating food when they saw her using it for good, and the people who aren't trolls would get in on the positive donation kick. But Amberlynn isn't imaginative enough to think in those terms, so her misery continues.
      5000 edits later - god it's late lol

  • @VickyVictoria00
    @VickyVictoria00 11 місяців тому +134

    That green had a blue tint to it. People gave her the out on this one. She got to choose what it was through speculation. She's been working that tactic for a while now.

    • @watchthisheadspace
      @watchthisheadspace 11 місяців тому +30

      Pretty sure it was eyeliner

    • @madelynnhenson3416
      @madelynnhenson3416 11 місяців тому +11

      I think it was glacier blue Gatorade

    • @momomomo69
      @momomomo69 11 місяців тому +30

      Yepp I thought it was ink from the bingo stamp which got onto Amber's hand and then Twinkie 😅

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 11 місяців тому +50

    For someone who gets apparently massive car anxiety, shes going out in her mums car alot

    • @candycane7307
      @candycane7307 11 місяців тому +1

      I have car anxiety n it's worse if I'm in a new city passenger or driver hate it soo much

  • @sunflowersundry8147
    @sunflowersundry8147 11 місяців тому +30

    Not me watching this while eating pesto... or is it a cookie covered in green icing? Hmmm...

    • @hailbones666
      @hailbones666 11 місяців тому +2

      Were you playing bingo with a green marker?

    • @sunflowersundry8147
      @sunflowersundry8147 11 місяців тому +3

      @@hailbones666 maybe I was actually putting on green eye liner 😳

  • @shoehornhandz5341
    @shoehornhandz5341 11 місяців тому +118

    Would Twinkie not STINK of pesto…like basil scent sticks and she would have smelt it right away. I definitely think she got into something toxic (possibly paint or marker of some kind) and amber doesn’t want to admit that and have to take her to the vet

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 11 місяців тому +16

      Amberlynn buys all her markers in the kids’ section of target. Those wouldn’t be toxic

    • @juliaweasley
      @juliaweasley 11 місяців тому +1

      Hey hey now. Hey. We don’t use logic around here. It’s ALR 😂

  • @alexisestrada6755
    @alexisestrada6755 11 місяців тому +98

    Gorlllll that is Christmas cookie frosting 🎄💅💅💅💅✨️ you must not understand nutrition like she does. 😌 only girly pops understand.

    • @eilish1975
      @eilish1975 11 місяців тому +2

      periodt

    • @Pennyfold123
      @Pennyfold123 11 місяців тому +3

      This is The ACTUAL answer 😂

  • @stephaniew9422
    @stephaniew9422 11 місяців тому +24

    Legs are getting bigger...admits to eating too much salt...pickles, sports drink and a frozen dinner...and I doubt she's wearing compression socks.

  • @ladydiana004
    @ladydiana004 11 місяців тому +230

    There's no way that green is pesto.

    • @melithegamer
      @melithegamer 11 місяців тому +35

      ive seen pesto that green tbh

    • @soothsayerofthedarkandexis8525
      @soothsayerofthedarkandexis8525 11 місяців тому +46

      My money is still on her having her hands covered in green bingo blotter ink and Twink being the hand towel stand in.

    • @kj5250
      @kj5250 11 місяців тому +21

      It’s like fluo green color not like natural pesto. Unless it’s just highly processed pesto

    • @onwednesdayswewearpink2761
      @onwednesdayswewearpink2761 11 місяців тому +7

      Great Value Pesto is very brown

    • @AmandaRose-
      @AmandaRose- 11 місяців тому +30

      If it was pesto sitting around on her fur for hours it would definitely be more brown and oxidized

  • @sidneyjones8245
    @sidneyjones8245 11 місяців тому +102

    Personal opinion: the color green on twinkies face is too cool toned for the pesto, if the pesto is ‘bright green’ the eyeliner looks like a closer match to the color

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 11 місяців тому +18

      Yes! Isn't this the same NYX color MommaLyn borrowed?

    • @Jenninka
      @Jenninka 11 місяців тому +16

      Yep, conspiracy me says she texted her mom the pesto thing to cover for when people questioned it and mama either believes her or doesn’t care

    • @tinyelephant2104
      @tinyelephant2104 11 місяців тому +4

      plus its ONLY around her eyes, no dog getting into something on their own would get it on their eyes and not their mouth

  • @lex_tex_mex
    @lex_tex_mex 11 місяців тому +107

    I don’t know if this has been said already but if she has time to pull the camera out on Twinkie, would she not have filmed her discovering the dog bed covered in pesto?

    • @NoWayNotYou
      @NoWayNotYou 11 місяців тому +14

      My thoughts exactly 💯👌🏻

    • @mers624
      @mers624 11 місяців тому +1

      🤣

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 11 місяців тому +5

      She didn't want to show the bed full of of cupcake frosting 😂

    • @mel_moon18
      @mel_moon18 11 місяців тому +1

      Cause big AL been binging on cookies maybe cupcakes. 🧁 🍪

    • @juliaweasley
      @juliaweasley 11 місяців тому +1

      Exactly lol Her story doesn’t hold up.

  • @rpstgag
    @rpstgag 11 місяців тому +59

    I think it was most definitely icing from seasonally-decorated grocery store sugar cookies. No premade pesto looks bright green.

    • @lhvy5066
      @lhvy5066 11 місяців тому +4

      why would she say it was pesto when it was cookies supposedly? it makes no sense, it's all food in the end and the cookies would even make more sense. but the thing is that, it's not food. it's something else and also it's on Twinkie's eyes, both of them. either she doesn't know what she got in to or she knows but she doesn't wanna be honest because it's either her fault or something really irresponsible/toxic

    • @rpstgag
      @rpstgag 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lhvy5066 Why would she say it's one food over another? Is it not obvious? Because she's 500lbs, wants people to see her as somewhat health/weight conscious, and people (including herself) assign value judgements to different foods. ALR "shouldn't" have a family size pack of cookies in her house, while pesto is less fraught.
      As to it being another non-food item? 🤷🏾‍♀️ That's, like, your opinion, mang.

  • @industrialover
    @industrialover 11 місяців тому +25

    So was her mom going through her makeup collection when she happened upon the green eyeliner? Have we seen Amber wear green eyeliner lately? There's no way she wore green eyeliner and didn't film that day so there'd be documentation. I just find it a little strange that her mom just happened upon this one makeup product

    • @hailbones666
      @hailbones666 11 місяців тому +2

      Maybe she found it in Twonk’s doggy bed

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 11 місяців тому

      ​@@hailbones666🙊

  • @taylor9734
    @taylor9734 11 місяців тому +101

    Coming from an addict who’s been in recovery for 6 years, the delta 8 situation is still just distasteful in my opinion. To each their own, but I personally wouldn’t want to take someone to get a substance they are going to use to get high. When I was in my first years of being clean, I would see people drink and it made me jealous that others could engage in substance using behaviors but I couldn’t. Even though alcohol isn’t a trigger for me and I’m not an alcoholic, it still made me feel like I was missing out on that high or euphoric rush that they were getting from drinking (which I used to get from my drugs of choice). Hopefully that makes sense? Her mom’s drug of choice may not have been weed or delta 8, but it could have reminded her of her past vices.

    • @loiteringspy8063
      @loiteringspy8063 11 місяців тому +26

      i agree, and to add another level to it - Amber threw a tantrum about someone kindly sending her cakes and saying it’s like sending alcohol to an alcoholic. sure Hamber, that makes sense and making your recovering addict mother drive you to get substances used to get high isn’t the same thing at all.

    • @briannadefore
      @briannadefore 11 місяців тому +12

      not to mention that the smoke shop is likely full of paraphernalia and imagery that could be triggering :(
      Also, 6 years?! that's amazing

    • @taylor9734
      @taylor9734 11 місяців тому +2

      @@briannadefore Thank you 😊

    • @AnnabelleLee_
      @AnnabelleLee_ 11 місяців тому +10

      I think to each their own. I’ve been sober for 3 years and weed, Delta 8, CBD, etc aren’t a trigger for me. I wouldn’t mind taking someone to a smoke shop. I know I won’t be buying anything (I probably wouldn’t even go inside.) Alcohol is a trigger for me, but I can go to a bar so long as the person I’m with is a trustworthy friend who wouldn’t insist that I drink. I’m new to ALR content, but maybe that’s a conversation that her and her mother have already had.

    • @taylor9734
      @taylor9734 11 місяців тому +14

      ⁠@@AnnabelleLee_Yes, to each their own. I do worry that Amber’s mom may just be placating Amber though. You have to wonder if she feels guilty about how Amber’s childhood played out because of her decisions and now she is trying to make up for all of that lost time. Hopefully her mom doesn’t feel the need to people please.

  • @myqueerplantfamily
    @myqueerplantfamily 11 місяців тому +81

    Cato is frumpy rural woman’s wear. Chantal would love their clothes, honestly.

    • @tanesharichelle
      @tanesharichelle 11 місяців тому +24

      As a plus size child my mom use to shop for me there. I should send her my therapy bill honestly

    • @Beanits
      @Beanits 11 місяців тому +3

      I grew up in a tiny town and the one clothing store we had besides Belk was Cato 😂 totally agree it's frumpy rural women's wear. I never was a fan!

    • @KourttneyL
      @KourttneyL 11 місяців тому

      💀

    • @psychedelic.dreamer
      @psychedelic.dreamer 11 місяців тому +4

      Educate yourself because Cato sells more than just "frumpy rural woman" stuff. I'm 25, definitely not frumpy, and shop there a lot. This comment comes off very judgy.

    • @user-rz9rq7pp2b
      @user-rz9rq7pp2b 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@psychedelic.dreamer If you're going to complain about a comment sounding judgy but you start with "educate yourself," you don't have a leg to stand on. Calm down, deep breaths

  • @talia_neah
    @talia_neah 11 місяців тому +39

    Really though, it does not look like pesto. It doesnt look like crusty green food product dried in her hair.

  • @MariCanariASMR
    @MariCanariASMR 11 місяців тому +45

    Unidos = united
    You said it right Zach! Latina queen 👑

    • @IHeArTrOcK20
      @IHeArTrOcK20 11 місяців тому +8

      Our frail lesbian *latina* queen!!!!

  • @helpmeimstartled
    @helpmeimstartled 11 місяців тому +53

    A short little anecdote about you is always welcome, bestie. Our gorl can come second.

    • @vomitfountain
      @vomitfountain 11 місяців тому +6

      💯! Zach is way more interesting than ALR.

  • @EveAndHerThieves
    @EveAndHerThieves 11 місяців тому +12

    Yelling "shut up Zac!" Made me laugh out loud and I have no idea why. But I love it.

  • @brandin7294
    @brandin7294 11 місяців тому +16

    Please don’t ever stop staying Marcus Well. I’m so glad you explained it!

    • @CSquared-hp8fu
      @CSquared-hp8fu 11 місяців тому +2

      I thought he got it from that old tv show. Marcus Welby MD

  • @industrialover
    @industrialover 11 місяців тому +26

    Amber's face isn't as round because she's aging, she doesn't seem to understand. Things are migrating south just a tad, so her face doesn't look as round Even though she's just as big. It would be so typical of Amber to give herself props for aging

  • @livinglaughingcraftingwith5077
    @livinglaughingcraftingwith5077 11 місяців тому +34

    May I ask who still gets in there car and drives to the phone company to pay there bill and doesnt just go online?

    • @murphy1011
      @murphy1011 11 місяців тому +14

      Boomers

    • @JustMeChrissLee
      @JustMeChrissLee 11 місяців тому +5

      MammaLynn

    • @CountCrackulaMyWay
      @CountCrackulaMyWay 11 місяців тому +1

      Grandmothers 😂

    • @quentinmartjno
      @quentinmartjno 11 місяців тому +2

      I kept doing it until I just couldn't do it anymore cause I moved abroad 😢 I'm not a boomer or anything but I generally hate anything online that I could be doing in person

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 11 місяців тому +1

      People with bad credit, or no bank account?

  • @VickyVictoria00
    @VickyVictoria00 11 місяців тому +115

    Amber laughs at her mother for not being able to see words.
    Amber tries to pronounce things she can see, but doesn't know how.
    Amber mispronounces the name of a store she's shopped before.
    MommaLynn asks which linens to buy. Amber says all of them.
    Amber asks which sunglasses to buy and includes everyone by asking them to vote.
    I'm so exhausted trying to keep up.

  • @rachelr.n.3563
    @rachelr.n.3563 11 місяців тому +14

    People online are ridiculous. They will do the same stuff they complain in the comment section about .. Just freaking weird!

  • @queendubya2914
    @queendubya2914 11 місяців тому +8

    I’m telling yall, CHRISTMAS COOKIE ICING!

    • @beccabb2750
      @beccabb2750 11 місяців тому

      Yes I agree that color matches pretty much perfectly

  • @littlefreakelio
    @littlefreakelio 11 місяців тому +29

    I think she needs to think about the delta 8 situation in perspective all the times she was on a diet and was in the presence of other people eating. I don't think it felt too good regardless of whether she thinks the situations will trigger her (and whether she chooses to stay away anyway).
    So no, it's not just about if it'll trigger her mom, it's also about being kind and considerate. And also she could easily show it when she gets home.

  • @savhannah9889
    @savhannah9889 11 місяців тому +7

    I used to go shopping with my plus sized aunties occasionally and they lived for a Cato.

  • @angelsbecca
    @angelsbecca 11 місяців тому +28

    I know in the past Amber went to dinner and did not take Twinkie to get care when Twinkie was shaking
    In pain, and did not get Twinkies nails were growing into her paws. Now maybe she ate makeup or some wrong thing. Poor dog. No way it was pesto

  • @wormfarmer420
    @wormfarmer420 11 місяців тому +2

    Omg I’m so GLAD you addressed the Marcus Well thing. I watch so many of your videos that I’ve started saying it too IRL and was so confused where I picked it up/if it’s a normal thing to say cos everyone looks at me weirdly when I say “well you Marcus Well…” love ya work bestieeeeee

  • @lindzexposure530
    @lindzexposure530 11 місяців тому +8

    Medical grass is legal in my state, I have 10 years of sobriety, and I’m NEVER around it…

    • @gracierose3
      @gracierose3 11 місяців тому

      and that’s your personal situation? who are we to say what should/shouldn’t, what does/doesn’t trigger her mom.

  • @JesssicaMessica
    @JesssicaMessica 11 місяців тому +8

    It wasn’t pesto.. it did have a bluish tint to it..

  • @bumble_bee88
    @bumble_bee88 11 місяців тому +1

    Omg thank you for explaining "mark as well." I have been wondering for so long if that was some reference I wasn't getting but couldn't find anything about it lol

  • @emilylauren8782
    @emilylauren8782 11 місяців тому +66

    If that was pesto, it was some nasty ass pesto with green food coloring in it. Which is pretty likely considering it was Walmart brand

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, I don’t buy pesto, I make my own. But I buy that story .

    • @romannumeraIII
      @romannumeraIII 11 місяців тому +14

      Absolutely no way. I buy great value pesto, and it looks NOTHING like that. I live in Oklahoma as well so it's not even a regional issue

    • @hailbones666
      @hailbones666 11 місяців тому +8

      Just checked the Great Value brand, it doesn’t have food coloring added.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 11 місяців тому +4

      It's green eyeliner

  • @mimicalavan
    @mimicalavan 11 місяців тому +17

    So we know if you get blocked on instagram again then shes definitely still watching your videos!

  • @Mila28.06
    @Mila28.06 11 місяців тому +5

    The thing is that the color is shaped the same way (rhombs) on both of her *eyes*. How do dogs get stuff only on their eyes? And shaped that way?

  • @moodyeep
    @moodyeep 11 місяців тому +8

    please never stop saying mark as well be !!!! I’ve adopted it and my bf who is totally free of girl world is starting to say it. Best trend!!!

  • @MuzikIzMyLife819
    @MuzikIzMyLife819 11 місяців тому +6

    Yay just in time for my commute home! Love love love some Zachary Mike Mike

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel 11 місяців тому +17

    not pestogate as I sit down with a dish of homemade noodles 😂 my pasta is better lol

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +2

      Hey, I'm making pasta right now! Rolling out the dough to make mushroom tortellini.

    • @95mudshovel
      @95mudshovel 11 місяців тому

      amazing! this batch is just semolina and whole egg. I got a gnocchi board for Christmas so I'm gonna roll some cool patterned penne tomorrow. 😊

    • @MorgueRat
      @MorgueRat 11 місяців тому

      Not my fatass thinking she was eating Pesto out of the jar because I love it enough to not need noodles. Twinkie, wth😂

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 11 місяців тому +1

      I had microwaved noodles 🤭

  • @jessyj5114
    @jessyj5114 11 місяців тому +5

    One thing i really love about you, everyones favorite reaction channel , is how kind and compassionate you are when talking about these subjects. I really do appreciate you and listening to you everyday. 💜💜💜

  • @michelleesquivell
    @michelleesquivell 11 місяців тому +4

    my friend genuinely thought the saying was “minus well” so i started saying it that way as a joke & often get corrected lol

  • @devilmarii
    @devilmarii 11 місяців тому +9

    Here faster than Twonk getting into the pesto!

  • @mysticaledenflower4330
    @mysticaledenflower4330 11 місяців тому +5

    I don't know if she called the vet or not, but regardless of what that green is, likely a vet would say "watch how they act, if they act off bring them in" I've had that advice several times and my vet is amazeballs.

  • @LumpsofSugarforgottheirpasswor
    @LumpsofSugarforgottheirpasswor 11 місяців тому +23

    Even if she didn’t know what it was, she still knew that people would jump on it. She could’ve just not posted it.

    • @angussneef
      @angussneef 11 місяців тому

      Exactly. I hate to be the conspiracy theorist, but she’s either so dumb she doesn’t know people will get bothered, or she knows her community very well and knew people would get mad and she’s getting view desperate.

  • @ritty_rat
    @ritty_rat 11 місяців тому +5

    Swerty imma need you to address the indent on your wall above the grey chair. I've tried to wipe it off my phone several times now 😂

    • @vesselofdevils368
      @vesselofdevils368 11 місяців тому +2

      they’ve actually mentioned that in a past video, it’s for stopping the door handle from going through the drywall. just a different version of the spring stoppers you see in other houses

    • @keributler297
      @keributler297 11 місяців тому +3

      I’ve been watching ZM for years now, and I STILL try to clean it off my screen at least once a video lol

    • @ritty_rat
      @ritty_rat 11 місяців тому

      @@vesselofdevils368 cheers I hadn't noticed it before and now I'll never not wipe ❤️

    • @vesselofdevils368
      @vesselofdevils368 11 місяців тому +1

      @@keributler297 petition to have it bedazzled in pink rhinestones

  • @BeckBeckGo
    @BeckBeckGo 11 місяців тому +10

    I think a lot of the pearl clutchers don’t have dogs. If you took your dog to a vet every time she got into shit, you’d be there like three times a day.
    My dog is really young and at least half of my day is spent keeping the place dog proofed. That being said, she ate one of her effing puppy pads today while I was taking a shit so….

    • @Anna-1937
      @Anna-1937 11 місяців тому +11

      I’m sure some of the “pearl clutchers” do have dogs. Their concern is because Twonk is Ambers dog, and she is known to be a bad pet owner!

    • @Toughmobilesprout
      @Toughmobilesprout 11 місяців тому +5

      If your dog is getting into things three times a day, you’re either irresponsible or need to train your dog. As a dog trainer and dog owner, my dog got into something probably three times in her entire life. Really isn’t that hard to stop a dog from getting into things they shouldn’t.

    • @URBuggin78
      @URBuggin78 11 місяців тому +4

      Tell me you haven’t trained your dog without telling me you haven’t trained your dog

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified 11 місяців тому +6

    honestly my question is why the hell did she include the stuff about her dog in the vlog anyway? like obviously people were gonna assume the worst because she's had animal abuse allegations in the past.. it's not even an interesting occurrence. dogs try to eat weird shit all the time. she'd have so much less stress in her life if she just thought for 2 seconds before putting something on the internet.

  • @tsukinokitsune
    @tsukinokitsune 11 місяців тому +4

    There is no fucking universe where that is pesto.

  • @sewerbrat
    @sewerbrat 11 місяців тому +8

    The Marcus Welby story is great and I hope you keep saying it hahaha

  • @mollysmith605
    @mollysmith605 11 місяців тому +42

    5:03 im soooo grateful that Zach calls out the moving of the goal-post. Amber has her migraine sized faults. HOWEVER, people literally over due it with her at times. Case in point: blaming her for possibly being the cause of a relapse for her mom in the future. Acting like that lady's past behavior didn't create the chaotic mess Amber is today. Both GROWN women can police their own adult behaviors. Cut the shit, friends.

    • @csf801
      @csf801 11 місяців тому +14

      The difference is that when people around her are having pizza, Chinese food or whatever crap her trigger food is, she would be complaining that she's having too many triggers and no one around her would be thinking about her. Why is it always the viewers that are supposed to show her grace when I've never seen her giving anything to anyone.

    • @tanesharichelle
      @tanesharichelle 11 місяців тому +6

      @@csf801She’s addicted to food therefore food triggers her. Her mother has never been a smoker and never will therefore delta 8 doesn’t trigger her.

    • @csf801
      @csf801 11 місяців тому

      @@tanesharichelle I'm talking about the difference in attitudes. You can be sure that she would be giving so much crap to people if she cut off all the junk food but she would have people around her eating all the junk.

  • @user-uh9lf3hi8u
    @user-uh9lf3hi8u 11 місяців тому +4

    It's strange how she say's she felt awful seeing her legs in that clip she showed us, but she keeps duck lipping and acting cocky while looking at herself

  • @amyharris2861
    @amyharris2861 11 місяців тому +6

    Listen, I love me some CATO from time to time. Amber is looking through the sunglassess and calling herself a sunglass girlie because none of the clothes in there fit her. She can only look at the accessories. Been there and done that when shopping with skinny friends. I wear the largest size CATO offers, and it's no where near Amber's size, and their sizing is small as it is.

  • @lalalalalalee6311
    @lalalalalalee6311 11 місяців тому +4

    Omg, you mean you didn’t get “you Marcus Welby” and “you Marcus well”from watching reruns of the old show: “Marcus Welby MD”??? When I was a kid, I loved old shows so that’s how I know about that series-from the 60s I think. I think it was like House but less angry 😁😁

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  11 місяців тому +2

      I’ve literally never heard of that omg

    • @lalalalalalee6311
      @lalalalalalee6311 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ZacharyMichael that’s so funny! Uncanny. It never gets old for me!! 😁

  • @jules3347
    @jules3347 11 місяців тому +3

    Wait… didn’t she drink at the casino for Grandma’s birthday? She said she doesn’t drink around her mom.

  • @abbynormal742
    @abbynormal742 11 місяців тому +1

    Marcus Welby, M. D. was apparently a show in the 60s and 70s. I've always said marcus welby too and I think originally it came from one of the older Nickelodeon cartoons like Rugrats or Rocko's Modern Life or another one.

  • @heather368
    @heather368 11 місяців тому +1

    I used to buy the heck out of those Cato sunglasses back in the 2000s. Anyone remember Fashion Bug?

  • @gothyoutubeviewer
    @gothyoutubeviewer 10 місяців тому +1

    Lord I used to be heavier as a kid and hearing "Cato" gave me war flash backs. It definitely IS giving matronly... my 5th grade yearbook photo is me being like 11 going on 51 😢

  • @IHeArTrOcK20
    @IHeArTrOcK20 11 місяців тому +11

    That green is so dark green. It does not look like pesto. It looks like marker. Is just so dark in the way that it smeared on her fur does not look like it was pesto. It bothers me so much that she would just lie just to get people off her back

  • @celestialdragon330
    @celestialdragon330 11 місяців тому +4

    I grew up WATCHING Marcus Welby MD😳. 1 of my faves as a kid!

  • @meredithgrimm6635
    @meredithgrimm6635 11 місяців тому +12

    I had a long day of packing up my apartment so I can move. Happy to be here with you besties while I wind down! Hope y’all have a great rest of the week ✌🏻

    • @888kendal
      @888kendal 11 місяців тому +1

      I moved two days ago and same lol

    • @meredithgrimm6635
      @meredithgrimm6635 11 місяців тому

      @@888kendal I hate moving so much but it’s worth it in the end!

  • @FelinManga
    @FelinManga 11 місяців тому +7

    She's just keeping herself in the victim role without doing anything about it. We can all see she has gained weight, but she just accepts it, which is so frustrating and then says we are all haters when all we want is for her to get a grip and start doing something about it! No more alcohol, delta 8 is a really bad idea, no more take out, start making healthy food at home, go out on walks more, as for the lymphedema - low carb/keto diet, lymphatic massages, compression wraps,... the possibilities are endless. My mom has lymphedema and she can't afford lymphatic massages more than a few times a year, which do help, so seeing Amber, who has all the money she needs and not put it towards her own health is infuriating!

    • @tigmil8116
      @tigmil8116 11 місяців тому

      I live in the four state area which connects Missouri, oklahoma, Arkansas, and Kansas. Missouri is the only state with recreational weed. All the rest have medical. She could easily get a medical card with what she makes yet decides to smoke the bunk ass weak shit that does nothing you can get at any gas station in those 4 states. It drives me crazy for me that shit does absolutely nothing and I see so many people commenting that it knocked them on their ass. It's literally weed they took the good shit out of and I never once felt anything from it. All it did was make me lose my voice and fuck up my lungs for a month.

  • @sandrajulo
    @sandrajulo 11 місяців тому +34

    I was probably the only one that didn't think it was pesto, makeup or a marker. I thought it was cake with green frosting 🤣🤣

    • @mel_moon18
      @mel_moon18 11 місяців тому +8

      She’s been bingeen 😂

    • @rpstgag
      @rpstgag 11 місяців тому +4

      Agree 💯 I think it's those treacly grocery store sugar cookies with the thick, bright icing.

    • @sandrajulo
      @sandrajulo 11 місяців тому +1

      @@rpstgag yes!! Also there's a bunch of Christmas themed ones with Christmas trees and green frosting.

  • @ESoleson
    @ESoleson 11 місяців тому +5

    And isnt garlic toxic to dogs. Doesn't pesto have garlic. If 2 things seem illogical no matter how many times you flip it, one part of it is a lie.
    A little rule of thumb for life.

  • @cecel6643
    @cecel6643 11 місяців тому +9

    Unidos = ooh-NEE-dos. It means united. 😁 You got it, Zach! ❤

  • @nyx4081
    @nyx4081 11 місяців тому +8

    It was her who drew on Twinkie's face. When she was high or drunk or both. With the green eyepencil she showed her mom in one of her latest video. And the questions on Instagram are send by herself.

  • @aimeearmentacota8193
    @aimeearmentacota8193 11 місяців тому +4

    Now I need to go back and get me those blue sunglasses I tried on the other day. Thank Amberlyn

  • @princepoulet
    @princepoulet 11 місяців тому +7

    I LOVE the new hair Zach!! 🩷

  • @nikkireigns
    @nikkireigns 11 місяців тому +3

    those green icing cookies from Walmart SLAP 👋

  • @bearpuns_
    @bearpuns_ 11 місяців тому +3

    Maybe it was bingo dauber 🤨 (or as ALR likes to call it, “bingo dabber”)

  • @JuSt_JeSs_222
    @JuSt_JeSs_222 11 місяців тому +1

    I hope you see this Zach but, while you were explaining about “might as well be” to “markas well” - it occurred to me, I have heard of “Marcus Welby.” I originally Believed it was the name of a variety show my grandparents told me about/watched when I was at their house.. I was wrong… I googled it and “Marcus Welby M.D.” was a tv show my grandpa loved that I saw in reruns. It was on from 1969-1976.. so fun fact/some new knowledge for trivia games 😁

  • @Ilgashmilga
    @Ilgashmilga 11 місяців тому +2

    You’ve got me saying Marcus well 😂

  • @reckless7226
    @reckless7226 11 місяців тому +4

    She’s not learning how to love herself
    She’s learning how to love her appearance which is good and all, but she’s not learning to love the person she is. And she won’t fully love herself until she is 100% honest with herself and I don’t think she’s capable of that yet. She still lies all the time to us and herself. She still trolls all the time. She’s still shallow. She still thinks appearance is the only thing that matters. None of these are self love behaviors. She doesn’t truly understand how much she needs to change to love herself. She just thinks she can change the outside of herself when she needs to be changing the inside of herself

  • @bellabytheC
    @bellabytheC 11 місяців тому +2

    I guess nobody else in this comment thread is 137 years old like I am, but Marcus Welby M.D. was an old old TV show and I say "Marcus well be" too. I love when you say it, Zach! 😂

  • @thelastnashie8811
    @thelastnashie8811 11 місяців тому +4

    Pesto doesn’t turn bright teal/green 😂😂 it oxidizes and turns brown when left out like most organic plant matter

  • @Pennyfold123
    @Pennyfold123 11 місяців тому +17

    I feel like Amber shouldn't have gone to Oklahoma. She and her mom are both addicts and IMHO seem to still be dallying with things that can only hurt them more in the end (gambling, delta 8 etc)They are a bad influence on each other.

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 11 місяців тому

      Reconnecting with her mother (and/or Dad) is the only hope she has of healing her trauma.

    • @xtinkerbellax3
      @xtinkerbellax3 11 місяців тому +4

      That's not accurate.@@renfairegoddess

    • @gracierose3
      @gracierose3 11 місяців тому

      please let the delta 8 thing go! jesus.🙄 if her mom said it doesn’t trigger her as she has never had a smoking addiction, why are people still trying so hard to make it seem like it’s a trigger? her mom said it wasn’t so lets leave it at that.

  • @IHeArTrOcK20
    @IHeArTrOcK20 11 місяців тому +13

    BESTIE!!! I want to say that I commented that it was not pesto previously and I know many of us did BUT not on your video. Why? Because you didn't question it, you just believed her and since I respect the good vibes and gratitude and kindness you show our gorl, I wanted to follow suit and not comment it on your last video but I knew lol ;)

  • @kellyann8773
    @kellyann8773 11 місяців тому +1

    Marcus Welby M.D … to show from late 60’s to mid 70’s.

  • @MLb0op
    @MLb0op 11 місяців тому +10

    Love your content Zack and hope you’re doing ok! As morning person getting up at 6.30am sounds late to me 😂 glad you got through the morning ok x

  • @ZL8159
    @ZL8159 11 місяців тому +6

    Thank you again, Zach for another video! :)

  • @0xXMooWithMeXx0
    @0xXMooWithMeXx0 11 місяців тому +12

    That is 100% not pesto...it has a blue tint lol

  • @heather368
    @heather368 11 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, you should probably make Markus Well merch

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 10 місяців тому

      “This well ain’t dry”

  • @talk2beth
    @talk2beth 11 місяців тому +1

    Marcus Welby was a TV series when i was a little kid, here i go showing my age 😂

  • @blink_nimbledigit
    @blink_nimbledigit 11 місяців тому +7

    I recently received a medical diagnosis that can be helped by an anti-inflammatory diet (the kind Amber should be on). And it’s so much harder said than done to change especially when food is a comfort, but at the same time I don’t act like it’s all out of my control. Amber seems incapable of taking accountability and realizing she is the cause of a lot of her problems.

  • @READYTOGLARE
    @READYTOGLARE 11 місяців тому +1

    Marcus Wellby… watch out, Zach, you’re getting too Amberlynn coded, quirky gorl 😂

  • @baddabing-badaboom
    @baddabing-badaboom 11 місяців тому +5

    I just love that she is going out again.

  • @YasAdele90
    @YasAdele90 11 місяців тому

    The dog chewed the eyeliner for real 😂

  • @catwhisperer2358
    @catwhisperer2358 11 місяців тому

    Right befor you asked if we heard that, a large truck drove by loudly.
    I was confused for a moment and wondered if it was on the video. Lmbo

  • @amberinthemist7912
    @amberinthemist7912 11 місяців тому +1

    I park far away for my health. It has absolutely nothing to do with my terrible parking skills. Nope.

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 11 місяців тому +5

    Dang whats it like to have 20/20 vision? I have horrible sight, astigmatism in both eyes, exotropia (my eyes drift outwards whenever they try to focus and my vision doubles), high pressure and optic nerve damage. When i was a teenager i was misdiagnosed with glaucoma and they were treating me for it and told me id be totally blind by my 30s for sure. Thank God that dr wasnt right, but my vision does suck and i am legally blind without my glasses. Its so dumb tho, both of my brothers have no eye/health problems and im disabled and have like a dozen diagnosis 😂 im so jealous of ppl with no eye problems, i hate my glasses

    • @myqueerplantfamily
      @myqueerplantfamily 11 місяців тому +6

      I wear contacts and assume everyone without glasses is wearing contacts. I don’t get how people just see things naturally 😂

    • @AKbaby89
      @AKbaby89 11 місяців тому

      @@myqueerplantfamily it's so weird🤣 my eyes have always been crap

    • @Indig0sky3
      @Indig0sky3 11 місяців тому +2

      -9 girlie pop over here

    • @murphy1011
      @murphy1011 11 місяців тому +1

      I’ve had glaucoma since I was 6 years old and I’m still not blind at 35. Whoever told you that was being extremely over dramatic.

    • @AKbaby89
      @AKbaby89 11 місяців тому

      @murphy1011 yeah they scared the shit out of me and my mom. They honestly had no right to even diagnose me with glaucoma. Once a glaucoma specialist came to town (im from SE Alaska from a town with no roads in/out, and a glaucoma specialist would only come to town every few years and they were super hard to get into) she immediately took me off the meds and told me she doesn't even think I'll ever fully lose my sight, but that was after 2+ years of me thinking I was gonna go blind.

  • @Katey_B
    @Katey_B 11 місяців тому +1

    Zach is such an influencer. I already started throwing "Marcus well" into my everyday speech xD