MarcelasHoward Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation. His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Hey Cel just wanted to let you know your amazing UA-camr keep doing what your doing Hey Cel what NBA player do you think you look like jimmy butler because you got that asparagus head
and now a riddle: what rhymes with powered, and describes a god like, super funny you tuber who i idolize.HOWARD. I WORSHIP YOU GUYS, I WATCH YOU EVERYDAY, ALL DAY. Thank you for spending time making these super amazing and entertaining video's. I wish i had a 10 foot shrine of you of in my room, no joke
marcelas is the champ at pig his shots are juicy like a fig all of his shots are causing fire his opponents situation is dire marcelas is the goat he will never lose and i’m about to get these DAME 3 shoes
Ayyye marcelas, this is the first video I’ve watched of yours and I thought it was pretty gud so I subed anyways. Sumn funny... the heat logo looks like the asteroid that wiped out Chris bosh’s family😂☄️🦖
One day there was a happy married couple . they were both 98 years old . The wife had passed away due to natural causes but before she passed away she left a gift for her husband . Inside the gift was a single hand made puppet and 95,000 in cash . The husband asked the wife's mother about what was the puppet and the money meant for . She said every puppet the wife made was every time she was ever made at him. So he was so happy nd it made him smile. Then he asked the mother again, what was the money for . She responded..... that was the money for ALL the puppets she sold
These are the two funniest jokes I could think of: Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’ A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
I heard you wanted a unique and funny comment. Too bad all these other comments are vomit. I liked the skit, but we should cut the whit because we all know who's gonna counterfeit. It's the ones who don't commit. Essentially, I'm telling the others to sit or quit. They simply don't have enough to outwit. They're all the same. Just jokes you can search up, but what if I told you I'm legit? Before, I go is like to say, becareful don't get frostbit.
We have this shit in Hong Kong too!! We call it the ‘OUT’ which works exactly the same as this. Except every air ball it counts as missing and if miss again after reaching T we can have free throw, if in then you can keep playing
Let the comments begin!
Yee
hi
MarcelasHoward I want the shoes soooo bad
MarcelasHoward Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation. His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
My feet are size 4 so i cant even wear them
Kobe's jersey number 24 as a reminder for how long he gotta keep the ball for....
Tbksrk99 lol I get it shot clock cheese
Haahaahaaahaa
Like if u love god and your family
Morrice Atkins not god
Hello are you are you
The finesse this man has when he hoop is untouched 😭 he does everything so smooth💯
Why was the pizza man so happy because he had alot of dough 😂
Use the force Lonzo.
-Kobe-wan Kinobe
Best part is when he tried to say "FIlLaYYYYY yeah" 😂
FAVORITE MOMENT WAS THE NINJA JUMP OFF THE TREE😂😂😂 I really didn’t think that was going in.
Your friend almost achieved the dunk almost...
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
U are the best basketball player ever and youtuber
Boi you be lookin’ like Dwight Howard but I don’t think you will be DWIGHTed with that news 😂😂😂 Man that joke was PUNNY
Exploding Naseem just stop..
Kyrie Irving Kay
Just one last edit
Hey Cel just wanted to let you know your amazing UA-camr keep doing what your doing
Hey Cel what NBA player do you think you look like jimmy butler because you got that asparagus head
Harlan Davis I think he looks like Isaiah Thomas because he's short and his face looks like him to
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
Samuel Espay there is a “me” tho
Never give up this channel. Beast mode
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that it’s Tuesday.
I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later😂🤷
Marm
Wakanda forever
black panther wakanda forever 🙅🏾♂️
yes , my brother
steven guzman ayyy my homie sup 🙅🏾♂️
Look at that reverse layup ~ the ball was spinning crazyyyyy
and now a riddle: what rhymes with powered, and describes a god like, super funny you tuber who i idolize.HOWARD. I WORSHIP YOU GUYS, I WATCH YOU EVERYDAY, ALL DAY. Thank you for spending time making these super amazing and entertaining video's. I wish i had a 10 foot shrine of you of in my room, no joke
I really want those shoes doe
When your Arab friends says I'm the bomb at basketball
SK Playz hahahahaha
SK Playz as an Arab I find the very funny and I will have to start saying that
Exploding Naseem don't forget to give me.credit
SK Playz hmmmmmn sure!!!
Haha just kidding
SK Playz lmao
you's like The broken kobe ..hahaha hilarious ma mehn keep it cominh
When that NBA STREET theme pops on 🙌🏽🙌🏽... had me feeling like Doc. J... Nahmsayin? 👨🏽⚕️👨🏽⚕️🏀🏀
IDK HOW MARCELAS HAS NOT WENT AGAINST ANY OTHER YOUTBER FOR A 1V1 HE WOULD WIN ANYWAY EVERYBODY ELSE KINDA TRAHS EXCEPT A FEW PPL
Coron Cobbins who
Bdot
yeah agree marcelashoward vs Bdot
2:29 he though he was Kareem
lol he did the sky hook
This video was so hilarious... you guys are awesome.. 😀
marcelas is the champ at pig
his shots are juicy like a fig
all of his shots are causing fire
his opponents situation is dire
marcelas is the goat he will never lose
and i’m about to get these DAME 3 shoes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Stay out of Marcelas's way,
Or he'll dunk on you
Zhu Thomas just stop
haha
After review of the play the skater did not touch 2nd base touchdown Washington wizards
Those instant replays are more fire than Curry’s shoes 👟
Cel is the best basketball youtuber on UA-cam
HayernamicDuo!!!! For the fire Lillards!
Why is it called P.I.G. when the mat on your hoop is called Rhino 🦏!!
Flexed Daily
Good question
Flexed Daily cool
Rose red violite blue you have a rhi o mat but yet bo pig
Ziyon J wow that was really good!!😂😂😂😂
Why does Cel call his friend “Flash” because he is “quick” to lose
Mr.Red Sports lol good one
Mr.Red Sports fuck u
De'Anthony Maxey Fuck You
Mr.Red Sports OK my my friend says that
Not me
All time you launch a video I think this is the best but again a best of best video you launch
Oh baby chillies is backkkkk **baby back baby back**
if the ball brothers go to the nba , isn't that a violation though. cause there's like 4 balls on court
Lamelo Ball ha ha ha
that shit is weak
STAY IN YO LANE
Lamelo Ball lol that’s good
Lamelo Ball is this really lamelo
lonzo look like my toenail
Farting while you lift is wrong in so many levels🤣🤣
You were just like stoker I can leave you be🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call 2mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Yes i do know it's cheesy.
Will Hitchcock old joke
Will Hitchcock 😂😂
You just made my day😂
But there not both Mexican
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?cuz She ran away from the ball
😂😂😂
Haven’t heard that multiple times
What’s something you love but fades away at times?
A good roast session
This dude missed that 2 foot dunk I’m weak!!!! Love u Marcelas!!!!! If I win I will give it to my brother as a birthday present!!!! 💜💜
What is the difference between Kobe🏀 and time🕐? TIME PASSES
All deez people trying to get some size nine shoes knowing damn well they dont wear a nine.😂They prob gone sell it or give it away.
Wacko Assassin 😂😂fax
This video was cool your Chanel's is cool
biggest fan of your UA-cam channel
Roses are red violets are blue Marcelas Howard will aleays beat me and you
I have nothing fun to say, just give me the shoes.
When u did the spider dunk, it look like u were about to kick ur self in the face, lol love the vids, keep it going
Ayyye marcelas, this is the first video I’ve watched of yours and I thought it was pretty gud so I subed anyways. Sumn funny... the heat logo looks like the asteroid that wiped out Chris bosh’s family😂☄️🦖
How do u get a squirrel out of it's tree.U show it your nuts
JustinPlayz J i think you would win
Thanks
JustinPlayz J do u have xbox one
No
I have PS3
What is the difference between Kobe and Time.....Time PASSES😂😂😂
i'm your biggest fan have watched all of ur vids
Well I Might Be Able To Wear Them. Also nice video your videos are the best. :)
I HAVE 6 EYES, 2 MOUTHS, AND 3 EARS WHAT AM I?
"UGLY"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Tolo Tolo ugly
A fake animal (UGLY)
Ugly
Ugly
Tolo Tolo did you get that from dude perfect
What's a Mexican favorite sport??
Cross country🤷♂️😂
boiiiii
DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO Me I'm Mexican so idk y u think that
The Best Backyard Legend (TBBL)
I love the vids u r easily the best baller on UA-cam
One day there was a happy married couple . they were both 98 years old . The wife had passed away due to natural causes but before she passed away she left a gift for her husband . Inside the gift was a single hand made puppet and 95,000 in cash . The husband asked the wife's mother about what was the puppet and the money meant for . She said every puppet the wife made was every time she was ever made at him. So he was so happy nd it made him smile. Then he asked the mother again, what was the money for . She responded..... that was the money for ALL the puppets she sold
JMR how could the husband ask the mother of his wife. They were 98, the mother would be dead. Right?
nah the mother was the oldest nigga alive
LOL
what da fuck how old da mother she like 250? 200?
Lol yh yo
What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
The Detroit Pistons.
I love basketball love all your vids and i like TURTLES
When he says 'show me your ball handling skills' and u put your hands down your pants.
BTW love your Vids man keep it up.
Howcome the toylet paper didnt cross the the rode because it git stuck in a crack
I mean got
Eli Waters You spelled toilet wrong smh
What does smh mean
Eli Waters it means “Shaking my Head”
Oh ok are you a youtuber
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because north Korea’s long range missiles can’t reach that far
Michael Taylorvlogs races bitch
Michael Taylorvlogs.
bruuhhh
Michael Taylorvlogs Fire🔥
Hhh
I liked it and I love your videos and I watch them everyday #yourthebestofalltime
You guys are the best people ever love you guys stay cool
Was trying to take this picture of a cute girl I saw to show my boys with my CELphone and I forgot I had FLASH on
Zeama creepin ass
ItsCook bruh it's a joke I just thought of it and incooperated their nicknames 😂
How do you keep an Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?
Put up a basketball net.
Jayden Lee i dont get it
Two Fish in a tank.One says:"How do you drive this thing?😂😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love your channel
And you will never lose
Put this in 2k so when people come over they can play horse on myCourt 2K
DAYDAY AK its already there
Horse is already in 2k my court
What is the tallest building?
Answer: The Library. Because it has many stories (storey)
Steven Kho threep
Best basketball player ever
These are the two funniest jokes I could think of:
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
Unique comment Is that good enough Ok I’ll leave
Ryan_Rampage1 H *Best*
Ryan_Rampage1 H bruh
Ryan_Rampage1 H you should win for that
I heard you wanted a unique and funny comment.
Too bad all these other comments are vomit.
I liked the skit, but we should cut the whit because we all know who's gonna counterfeit. It's the ones who don't commit.
Essentially, I'm telling the others to sit or quit. They simply don't have enough to outwit.
They're all the same. Just jokes you can search up, but what if I told you I'm legit?
Before, I go is like to say, becareful don't get frostbit.
Falkery nooooo
Falkery fluff you
Micah Dashield same
Falkery lol
What's better than Shaqs free throw percantage? Literally anything else
Roses are RedViolets are BlueI Love Your Videos AND I WANT THAT SHOE!
That shot off the tree was nice
Your vide are the best
[Wheel Of Fortune]
Me: I’d like to buy a vowel.
Host: Aren’t you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I’d like to rent a vowel.
He lives right by a hiking trail My dudes gon have hikers coming to ball at his house bruhhhhh😂😂😂🍇🖐🏻👌🏻
Long time fan bro love your vids from day one
Bruh. I met him last night. One of the best moments in my life
You are dopeYour amazing Keep going
That's a good shot he hit it off the tree bro
Omg THAT WAS SO LIT YAO
Nice shot of the tree you to
I love your freaking videos keep going man man now give me that shoe
You guys are the best at basketball
When your mama says time to clean your room I be like bye I’m going to the park to play basketball
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
STOP IMAGINING😂
Your the best I wish I had those shose I love those so much peace out home boy
I liked and sub love your videos and please make more 🙂
We have this shit in Hong Kong too!! We call it the ‘OUT’ which works exactly the same as this. Except every air ball it counts as missing and if miss again after reaching T we can have free throw, if in then you can keep playing
U The best UA-camr ever
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lillard's are dope,
and so are you👍
You are the 🐐🔥🔥🔥