Romeo accidentally cornering himself into leaving with kira because he thought she was back permanently, and had a rose to hand out is top 5 funniest franchise moments ever. The sheer terror on his face 😭.
Pete’s reaction to Brittany not kissing him really was gross as hell. To go back and bash her to other guys just because she didn’t kiss you? When she was clearly uninterested the whole date? And then accuse her of just being there to get followers essentially... as if that isn’t exactly why he’s there... lol. Like dude she’s just not into you because you only spoke about yourself the entire time! You are not OWED a kiss just because you took her on a date lmaoo
Did he pay the producers to come on the show because he brings nothing but toxic energy. He's just there to promote his business. When you accuse someone of doing the exact same thing that you are doing, it's called projection. Attacking that sweet girl was just nasty. He's such a creep.
My thoughts exactly! The comment that stood out to me was (paraphrased) 'if I took a girl on a yacht back home, I would expect her to hook up with me.' He is not entitled to anyone's time, attention, or sexual interest. Brittany owes him NOTHING. She deserves serious credit for not letting the situation/ his audacity pressure her into kissing him when she clearly didn't want to.
I also think it’s funny that he said he was being flirty but she wasn’t. Does he think asking what she likes about him and bragging about himself is flirty? Lol
I’ve been having my fiancé watch BIP after only watching Gabby/Rachel’s season and he asked if Jared and Ashley’s marriage was failing and that’s why producers brought them back to the beach 💀
They are the reason I have debuted the mute and fast forward buttons with this franchise. I’m okay if the franchise creates a “Bachelor - Happily Ever After” (like the 90 day fiancé) show where it highlights the happily married couples (Ryan/Trista, Sean/Catherine, etc…) and Ashley and Jared take their story over there!!!
It’s cause they don’t have confidence that the newer BIP characters can generate stories. It’s true in so many ways but then gems like Romeo and Kira happen. It is pure torture tho but I watch the next day on a free site so I skip it!!
the way genevieve wants to be "shown love" and "feel cared for" yet literally starts dismissing, shouting, disrespecting justin (or all of the above) when he's barely even speaking really rubs me the wrong way and screams immaturity to me
I agree! Sierra is very mature and definitely deserves better than Michael! Before someone chops my head off about Michael, I DO LIKE MICHAEL. He's just not ready yet!! I think Genevieve and Shanae had EVERY right to question Salley. Salley was about DRAMA. JS!
@@daisylucy2 exactly! i don’t get why he got to stay when he’s the one who wasn’t ready for a relationship. go home, be with your loved ones, get therapy
You can’t really knock Michael for sending a chick home who said “I would make a bomb ass stepmom.” Before meeting his kid… God bless her heart but she’s not ready to jump into a family like that. He knew she was moving waaay too fast. Dude might not be ready but she’s def not ready for it if she’s running scenarios so quickly. She cool tho!! Said Zaddy a few too many times tho lol.
Honestly I blame production more for throwing her under the bus with Wells' fake/exaggerated "story time" and misconstruing her narrative to the cast without her there to defend herself. She was smart to leave. Hope she finds love outside of the show
Genevieve showing that she was never actually opposed to Shanaes mean girl ways, she just joins wherever she can bring someone down. Starting drama for lack of personality and popularity
Yes, but the producers dragging this salley crap is annoying. She’s proven at this point she can’t move on from her ex fiancé, she wasn’t even ON Clayton’s season, so they need to drop her, don’t invite her back next summer for the same situation.
@@vanillaghetto Lol as a fellow gay lady, I think she's absolutely gorgeous and kind, and I'd swoon if she were gay... but I don't think so. She seems like she's just hesitant to kiss these guys because most of them are clowns. Meanwhile, she seems like she's getting along well with Andrew.
Or stop using grief as a cover when you just weren't into Sierra. Being "nice" isn't the same as being kind, and it feels like Michael (with production's help) was most interested in looking like "a nice guy."
My god Genevieve is the worst. My theory about her and Shanae joining Aaron and James as the new FTRR brigade is seeming even more plausible and it's terrifying. Salley though immediately won me over with her "others are here for the wrong reasons but don't say it" comment. Finally a Bachelor contestant with some actual goddamn common sense... and of course she's only there for 10 minutes.
Honestly felt so bad for Justin because he didn't deserve to be treated like that from Genevieve. Genevieve was just so mean and hostile towards Justin. I hope his journey on Paradise gets better. I also felt so bad for Salley. Honestly, it was so hard to watch them come at her like that. She definitely didn't deserve to be treated like that and production definitely played a huge part in Salley's situation. I hope she's doing well.
That whole thing with Salley reminded me of how it feels when you're the new kid in school and everybody already has friends and you don't know where you'll fit in. 😢
@@darksolstice1754 Salley handled it all so well. She was treated so horribly, but I was so proud that she stood up for herself and came out of that situation with her head held high.
The thing with Salley is that while she was right in her interaction with the girls she was also being totally unreasonable thinking no one on the whole beach would bring up her ex whatsoever. Especially when she gave herself the whole “runaway bride” storyline to beginning with. On top of that if you agree to go on a show where you could possibly be gone for weeks wouldn’t you work it out with your job/ business beforehand? To make sure you have the time to go. So that Something like being called in right before you board a flight that cost possibly over a thousand dollars wouldn’t happen? I think so. Unless you were already questioning going from the beginning. Like the show doesn’t call the constants the night before and get them on the plane the next morning. No, offers have to be made, pre screening processes have to be done, paperwork has to be signed, flights booked, ect. So while all that stuff the show made Wells said may not be true. the reason why any of this was even a thing to begin with is because of her back and forward about being on the show. Thus I see why the producers would be pissed at her. Now did she deserve everything they did? No. But she was being completely selfish not working her job situation beforehand and thus missing those flights that I’m sure the show paid for, and unreasonable thinking no one on the beach would bring up her dating history on a dating show. Like there’s blame on her and on producers
Yes and it does her no favours. The more she speaks the worse she comes across. She's either a jealous, bitter, petty, selfish, shallow individual, or she's getting an even worse edit than Salley 😬
Fascinating how they were arch-rivals on Clayton's season when Shanae was target number 1, and now that there's a new popular problem they're not only best friends but behave in the exact same toxic manner. This is a prime example of why the morality police is nothing but look good bullshit.
Genevieve is being really judgemental about Justin ,and Salley considering she was probably waiting for Aaron the whole time...also it's not a bad thing to want a rose. That's the point of the show.
OMG I laughed so hard when Romeo took what felt like an hour deciding if he was going to leave with Kira!!!!! That was sooooooo Funny!!!! It was so obvious he didn't want to leave!!!😂🤣😂🤣
Genevieve is embarrassing. She really is a mean girl just like Shanae was during Clayton’s season smh. Two peas in a pod. But Justin really dodged a bullet with her.. phew.
This episode had me laughing out loud so many times. I love Britney for swerving the men. Romeo was truly a walking jump scare, he would come out of nowhere. Sally showing up for 10 minutes and then dipping. Peter being absolutely cringe inducing. Romeo's eyes at the end leaving with Kira. Gold.
God the Salley stuff was awful. And they're saying that she's taking a spot from someone else who could be there but her leaving means theres one less rose for one of the guys, so this makes sense how? So sick of the survivor aspect of paradise, they can't just run people out that they don't like.
Ahhh you posted yay! Also I straight laughed for 5 minutes at Romeo’s response 😂 and the zoom at the end when they were leaving made it look like he was being taken against his will. It was so awkward I died ☠️😆
Dudes been sooo manic it’s kind of hilarious. I’m happy for him tho because I feel like he’s gonna get mad love from Bachelor Natioj because honestly he might be the funniest dude this season. When he rose chases😂😂😂😂😂 and his crying episodes👌👌👌
Genevieve becoming the villain is not the twist I expected. Honestly there is no defense to her behavior. Also, her dumping Justin and then judging him for talking to Sally is gross!!
Honestly I love Bachelor in Paradise the most out of the Bachelor franchise, but this season has been so cruel. Definitely still some hilarious paradise moments, but the producers handling of the whole Salley situation was so mean. Not to mention them attempting to squash Jill and Jacob’s romance by bringing Kira in. And ASHLEY AND JERED. Seriously? I’d rather see romantic moments with ACTUAL COUPLES Lace and Rodney, who we’ve had little to no screen time of. The only time I’ve been this disappointed is when they let Demi bring her non-franchise girlfriend in. That felt performative and just an excuse for the show to claim they were inclusive, when really Demi had made an apparent “Bachelor sin” by leaving a relationship to go on the show. (Love Demi I just didn’t like that part of the season at all).
I’ve never seen Clayton’s season or a single episode of this season of paradise but even I can see how similar Michelle and Serene are. Brandon definitely has a type.
I CANNOT with Genevieve. She clearly was after Justin's rose, can't blame her, she wanted to stay, but then guilttrips him about letting her stay (boohoo it's my birthday), only to immediately go to Aaron as soon as he shows up. And she could still have gone to Justin and end things cleanly, but nooo instead she blames him and his way of being and communicating, when SHE'S the one who doesn't want the relationship (on his birthday). Hers and Shanae's treatment of Salley was immature bs, bitter behavior. EVEN if Salley was lying, why on earth would she talk about the details of her past relationship to women she doesn't know and in front of the camera?? They bullied her off the beach and are trying to look like the heroes. And of course James and Aaron just go along because they do the same sort of things themselves! And nobody calls it out or witness it enough, so now no matter what the truth is, Salley is made to look ridiculous and flimsy. Gross gross gross.
You’re recaps never disappoint. They are literally better than the episodes and you absolutely nail exactly how I’m feeling. Such a frustrating season. Also I’m convinced that production is pushing Jared and Ashley spin off or something.
I would LOVE for more Brittney, Rodney/Lace, and Brandon/Serene screen time in place of Genevieve like I can't STAND her she's awful Also jill and Jacob's chaotic energy>>
I wish someone would have stepped in for Salley, even if she still decided to leave for her to know she wasn't alone. The cliqueness was gross, but speaking of gross. Peter is the type of guy women are warned about and tell horrific dating stories about.
This may be my favorite recap ever. I literally snorted I was laughing so hard. After watching that torturous episode I really needed the laugh so THANK YOU!!
Imma need bachelor data to do a report on how likely it is for that many people to all have their birthdays within the span of the same 3 weeks…I swear it feels like there’s one every episode!
Pizza Peter gave me the absolute creeps watching him on his date with Brittany. It was all about him, using the same pick up lines on repeat, and then using the most generic "I can make this date better" and go in for a kiss I've ever seen. His reaction after her rejection was just gross. He definitely thinks she "owed" him and I want him off the beach ASAP.
It baffles me that Shane and Genevieve brought this up. Why do they even care? What Salley does on her own personal time is none if their business! I completely support what Sally said to them.... I'm glad she did! I wish she stayed... That was a bi**hy thing to do to Salley!
Your videos are gold!!! Especially loved the Seinfeld and Office clips in this one...hilarious!! Your recaps are way better than the show itself :P Thank you for the weekly laughs!
@@daisylucy2 despite the fact that this season has been airing for 3 months already, they are only on the second rose and the women have the power right now.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU! I think I look forward more towards your recaps than I do the episode itself. I find myself jotting down what I think you vcf will put in the recap. The silence in the beginning made me CV cough my food out if my mouth.
Dude I was waiting for someone to appreciate Brit like holy crap, she is one of the prettiest girls on the beach. I do have a soft spot for Jill though.
I feel really bad for Brittany. She's too nice. Anyone else would call Peter out to his face. Gives me flashbacks. I met a guy exactly like him. Every conversation was about how amazing he was and how he was better than his parents and how he is going to change my life. It was excruciating. He wore me down after 4 weeks I was screaming my lungs out.
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that Peter said “if she were any girl in Miami we would be hooking up”. It gave me major S**ual Harassment energy
I just wanted to say that this video was on point! All the clips and references had my husband and I rolling. (My husband doesn’t watch the show, but he loves watching your videos) 😂 Thanks for your content 💜
They did Sally dirty and Genevieve is just as toxic as Shanae. I also just wanted to say that the way Jill acts makes me very uncomfortable. Idk why, but it's just cringe.
Agree with your first point, but I think production had a bigger hand to play in how they portrayed and misconstrued Salley's narrative and of course the two most toxic 'mean girl' women on the show latched onto that
Let's not forget Romeo is a mathematician with a PhD from Harvard. He was running every possible scenario through his head before deciding leaving with Kira was his only choice.
That was the best opening edit. "Alright" Why are they shoving Jared and Ashley I down our face? Do they want to test if they can have a reality TV show?
Your recaps are the best! You find the best footage to express what we all feel. That awkward time lapse after Kari asked Romeo to leave with her was so cringey
Kira was so brokenhearted over Jacob, who she said felt like home to her. Then, she switched to Romeo immediately after, and after one brief conversation. It was like she didn't want to leave the beach alone and anyone would do for her to keep that from happening.
I have actually not watched these episodes because I do not need this toxic energy in my life, it’s Clayton’s season all over again. Thank you for the recap so I can stay updated without having to subject myself to this
The scene with Kira and Romeo had me geeking out 😂 he did not want to leave. I do feel bad for sally but she shouldn’t have just left, I mean you came all this way and didn’t come three times, I feel like she just really didn’t want to be there regardless. I’m actually shocked by Jacob and Jill but I oddly love them together lol
Unpopular opinion, Michael wasn’t wrong to end things with sierra. She was wayyyyy too quick with all that step mom stuff. She freaked him out and I don’t blame him for putting some distance there
Yeah, you're right, it was all her fault. He wasn't going to dump her, I mean make up bullshit excuses to friendzone her, until *after* he had her rose firmly in hand.
I think bringing up his deceased wife and then calling herself a stepmom after a matter of days together was pretty crazy... this poor guy needs someone to take it slow with him. Hes been through alot.
Nope your opinions pretty accurate I do think that Sierra was rushing thing she seems genuinely nice I just I think she may have jumped the gun a little now however Michael was still a little bit of a jerk to her he should have just been honest from day one.
Looking forward to the Romeo and Kira engagement at the After the Final Rose.
😂😂😂😂
Haha!
Here for the right reason 🤣🤣
The Silence!!! 🤐🤫🤐
You are so funny
Romeo accidentally cornering himself into leaving with kira because he thought she was back permanently, and had a rose to hand out is top 5 funniest franchise moments ever. The sheer terror on his face 😭.
😂😂😂
Oh gosh 😂😂
I was dying lauging
He definitely got himself in a fix! But, he did leave with her!😂🤣😂🤣
Best moment of the week and it happened in the final minutes 😂
Pete’s reaction to Brittany not kissing him really was gross as hell. To go back and bash her to other guys just because she didn’t kiss you? When she was clearly uninterested the whole date? And then accuse her of just being there to get followers essentially... as if that isn’t exactly why he’s there... lol. Like dude she’s just not into you because you only spoke about yourself the entire time! You are not OWED a kiss just because you took her on a date lmaoo
He's definitely *not* the sharpest pizza cutter in the drawer.
@@vanillaghetto His deep dish pizza is actually thin crust.
Did he pay the producers to come on the show because he brings nothing but toxic energy. He's just there to promote his business. When you accuse someone of doing the exact same thing that you are doing, it's called projection. Attacking that sweet girl was just nasty. He's such a creep.
My thoughts exactly! The comment that stood out to me was (paraphrased) 'if I took a girl on a yacht back home, I would expect her to hook up with me.' He is not entitled to anyone's time, attention, or sexual interest. Brittany owes him NOTHING. She deserves serious credit for not letting the situation/ his audacity pressure her into kissing him when she clearly didn't want to.
I also think it’s funny that he said he was being flirty but she wasn’t. Does he think asking what she likes about him and bragging about himself is flirty? Lol
I DONT CARE ABOUT ASHLEY ,AND JARED. I WANT THIS TO END. THIS IS PURE SUFFERING , AND AGONY.
I KNOW RIGHT?! But my partner really likes them for some reason....
I’ve been having my fiancé watch BIP after only watching Gabby/Rachel’s season and he asked if Jared and Ashley’s marriage was failing and that’s why producers brought them back to the beach 💀
@@orion1736 I wouldn't be surprised. They're a very weird couple. 🙄
They are the reason I have debuted the mute and fast forward buttons with this franchise.
I’m okay if the franchise creates a “Bachelor - Happily Ever After” (like the 90 day fiancé) show where it highlights the happily married couples (Ryan/Trista, Sean/Catherine, etc…) and Ashley and Jared take their story over there!!!
It’s cause they don’t have confidence that the newer BIP characters can generate stories. It’s true in so many ways but then gems like Romeo and Kira happen. It is pure torture tho but I watch the next day on a free site so I skip it!!
the way genevieve wants to be "shown love" and "feel cared for" yet literally starts dismissing, shouting, disrespecting justin (or all of the above) when he's barely even speaking really rubs me the wrong way and screams immaturity to me
Absolutely agree with you.
She is such a bully. And her over-the-top reactions are such a sign of immaturity.
Watching in hindsight she is obviously into messy relationships and doesn’t like stability
She's annoying
Sierra really grew on me this season. I hope she finds someone special because she is SO thoughtful
I agree seeing more screen time of her I wish she was the bachelorette
I agree! Sierra is very mature and definitely deserves better than Michael! Before someone chops my head off about Michael, I DO LIKE MICHAEL. He's just not ready yet!! I think Genevieve and Shanae had EVERY right to question Salley. Salley was about DRAMA. JS!
@@daisylucy2 exactly! i don’t get why he got to stay when he’s the one who wasn’t ready for a relationship. go home, be with your loved ones, get therapy
Yes! She is a class act!
You can’t really knock Michael for sending a chick home who said “I would make a bomb ass stepmom.” Before meeting his kid… God bless her heart but she’s not ready to jump into a family like that. He knew she was moving waaay too fast. Dude might not be ready but she’s def not ready for it if she’s running scenarios so quickly. She cool tho!! Said Zaddy a few too many times tho lol.
I wish Romeo had a visible thought bubble during his conversation with Kira
Right?!!! 😂
He seems so scared of her
The bubble would say “recalculating…error…recalculating…”
@@100daysofsunshine7 They both have creepy eyes😳
@@AnnaD25 haha true. Crazy eyes 👀
The actual ganging up on Saley like she’s some monster, and the fact that no one involved even apologized is disgusting and shows their true colors
Salley and ex clearly still mess around. It’s pretty weird. She’s the same person who went on a dating show after calling off an engagement.
Honestly I blame production more for throwing her under the bus with Wells' fake/exaggerated "story time" and misconstruing her narrative to the cast without her there to defend herself. She was smart to leave. Hope she finds love outside of the show
Genevieve showing that she was never actually opposed to Shanaes mean girl ways, she just joins wherever she can bring someone down. Starting drama for lack of personality and popularity
Yes, but the producers dragging this salley crap is annoying. She’s proven at this point she can’t move on from her ex fiancé, she wasn’t even ON Clayton’s season, so they need to drop her, don’t invite her back next summer for the same situation.
I love how she checked them BOTH. I don't like them at all. They are both bullies and manipulative.
You are literally the best for saving thousands of people from watching the show but still being informed
Jacob breathes a lot every day to lower inflation, and I thank him for his service.
Good one! 😂
Just out here doing the hard work for us all 😂
I laughed out loud too! Hilarious!
Plus, when the gal asked, “What do you love most about the other person,” I don’t think she meant physical feature…
@@carolynvu6065 lol same
LOL
Even with little screen time, Brittany has been a highlight of this season!
Yeah she’s my favorite lol
She sets my gaydar off...not gonna lie!
She’s awesome !
@@vanillaghetto u think shes gay?
@@vanillaghetto Lol as a fellow gay lady, I think she's absolutely gorgeous and kind, and I'd swoon if she were gay... but I don't think so. She seems like she's just hesitant to kiss these guys because most of them are clowns. Meanwhile, she seems like she's getting along well with Andrew.
im so mad. michael is literally capitalizing on his wife’s death at this point. ur not ready? then stop going on the show!! ur hurting people!!
Bingo. Not too many people gutsy enough to say it. But good to know they’re out there.
He loves playing the victim. He must be a liberal.
Yes 👏🏼! I said the same on Twitter
Or stop using grief as a cover when you just weren't into Sierra. Being "nice" isn't the same as being kind, and it feels like Michael (with production's help) was most interested in looking like "a nice guy."
@@msbrownsuga yeah! Why he didn’t left? Probably producers told him that Danielle was coming.
I believe Brandon and Serene is one of those rare couples who fall in love and make it outside of the show
i rarely laugh out loud while watching this show, but jacob explaining how breathing works had me on the floor
Saaaaaaaaame 😂😂
Lol but he’s lowering inflation for us
Yeah I think he meant breath work meditation but said I do breathing every day 😂😂
My god Genevieve is the worst. My theory about her and Shanae joining Aaron and James as the new FTRR brigade is seeming even more plausible and it's terrifying. Salley though immediately won me over with her "others are here for the wrong reasons but don't say it" comment. Finally a Bachelor contestant with some actual goddamn common sense... and of course she's only there for 10 minutes.
They just need some badges and whistles around their necks when they go on patrol.
I'm sorry, what is FTRR brigade?
@@hdawne12 for the right reasons
@@hdawne12 For The Right Reasons
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Honestly felt so bad for Justin because he didn't deserve to be treated like that from Genevieve. Genevieve was just so mean and hostile towards Justin. I hope his journey on Paradise gets better.
I also felt so bad for Salley. Honestly, it was so hard to watch them come at her like that. She definitely didn't deserve to be treated like that and production definitely played a huge part in Salley's situation. I hope she's doing well.
That whole thing with Salley reminded me of how it feels when you're the new kid in school and everybody already has friends and you don't know where you'll fit in. 😢
And them saying 'you can't sit with us' 😢
@@darksolstice1754 Salley handled it all so well. She was treated so horribly, but I was so proud that she stood up for herself and came out of that situation with her head held high.
@@darksolstice1754 It's a horrible thing to go through 😞
@@kendallmonge649 Yes, she handled it well. I felt so bad for her.
The thing with Salley is that while she was right in her interaction with the girls she was also being totally unreasonable thinking no one on the whole beach would bring up her ex whatsoever. Especially when she gave herself the whole “runaway bride” storyline to beginning with. On top of that if you agree to go on a show where you could possibly be gone for weeks wouldn’t you work it out with your job/ business beforehand? To make sure you have the time to go. So that Something like being called in right before you board a flight that cost possibly over a thousand dollars wouldn’t happen? I think so. Unless you were already questioning going from the beginning. Like the show doesn’t call the constants the night before and get them on the plane the next morning. No, offers have to be made, pre screening processes have to be done, paperwork has to be signed, flights booked, ect. So while all that stuff the show made Wells said may not be true. the reason why any of this was even a thing to begin with is because of her back and forward about being on the show. Thus I see why the producers would be pissed at her. Now did she deserve everything they did? No. But she was being completely selfish not working her job situation beforehand and thus missing those flights that I’m sure the show paid for, and unreasonable thinking no one on the beach would bring up her dating history on a dating show. Like there’s blame on her and on producers
Damn sierra and teddi knew what they wanted and bounced when they couldn’t get it, respect.
Teddi acted like she wanted Rodney thats why I assumed she broke it off with Andrew but then freaked out like a little girl and left for no reason.
Genevieve was gas lighting Justin, shifting the blame. It made me sick. Just be honest like Justin was trying to be with you.
I agree! *Justin handled the situation so well
Genevieve is so toxic 😭 I can’t stand watching her on this season at all
The term gets thrown around a lot but is def applicable here.
Justin dodged a bullet with her!!
She was waiting on Aaron the whole time. I believe she definitely messed with him before this show. SHE used Justin smh.
Production is making so many choices this season that casting Shanae almost doesn't seem to be one of the worst now.
Almost.
I like seeing Brittany, and Andrew pair off ,and Jill, and Jacob pair off .so unexpected, but this is what the beach is about!
I agree.
Agree but Genny&Shanae being friends now is just bizarre.
"Someone better start calling her Neo because she's dodging bullets like it's the matrix" what a hero lol
Does anyone think Genevieve has had too much screen time
Yes
Yes! I'm am so sick of seeing and hearing her.
Yes and it does her no favours. The more she speaks the worse she comes across. She's either a jealous, bitter, petty, selfish, shallow individual, or she's getting an even worse edit than Salley 😬
Fascinating how they were arch-rivals on Clayton's season when Shanae was target number 1, and now that there's a new popular problem they're not only best friends but behave in the exact same toxic manner. This is a prime example of why the morality police is nothing but look good bullshit.
@@speedude0164 It's only because they're not going after the same guy this time. If they were, I bet they'd turn on each other in a heartbeat!
Genevieve is being really judgemental about Justin ,and Salley considering she was probably waiting for Aaron the whole time...also it's not a bad thing to want a rose. That's the point of the show.
She’s immature as heeeeeell
OMG I laughed so hard when Romeo took what felt like an hour deciding if he was going to leave with Kira!!!!! That was sooooooo Funny!!!! It was so obvious he didn't want to leave!!!😂🤣😂🤣
When all the fan favorites are leaving in droves you know there is a toxicity problem
I was surprised that Sierra left but that dude clearly doesn’t need to be there and focus on healing from the death of his wife.
Genevieve is embarrassing. She really is a mean girl just like Shanae was during Clayton’s season smh. Two peas in a pod. But Justin really dodged a bullet with her.. phew.
It's sad when you have to bring in a married couple to get some romance on your dating show
...and that doesn't even work! 🙄
So true ..... there should go home?
I FAST FORWARDED thru Ashley & Jared moments!!!!! Was I the only one???
Me, too - 100%!
How is it possible that the ableist Shanae isn’t even the biggest problem on the beach?
This episode had me laughing out loud so many times. I love Britney for swerving the men. Romeo was truly a walking jump scare, he would come out of nowhere. Sally showing up for 10 minutes and then dipping. Peter being absolutely cringe inducing. Romeo's eyes at the end leaving with Kira. Gold.
Britney is my favorite so far this season love her. she a gem ,and deserves more screentime because she is hilarious, and very entertaining 🤣❤.
God the Salley stuff was awful. And they're saying that she's taking a spot from someone else who could be there but her leaving means theres one less rose for one of the guys, so this makes sense how? So sick of the survivor aspect of paradise, they can't just run people out that they don't like.
The conversation between Kira and Romeo had me screaming STOP THE CAP lol one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen was that extended pause
Romeo's closeup when he was leaving was so freakin' funny! lol Love your recaps big time!
I definitely loved Jacob and Jill’s energy! And absolutely was cackling over Romeo’s face at the end! 😂
Few observations:
1. Salley isn’t over her ex
2. Romeo’s behaviour is super predatory
3. Everyone needs a friend like Brittany
Ahhh you posted yay! Also I straight laughed for 5 minutes at Romeo’s response 😂 and the zoom at the end when they were leaving made it look like he was being taken against his will. It was so awkward I died ☠️😆
So did anyone catch that part of Romeo initially crying 😂💀and then went into shock when Kira asked him to leave with her ?😂 Oh my goodness this guy 😂
I feel so bad for him tbh :(
@@crimbleland I think Kira scares him... She's a lot!
Dudes been sooo manic it’s kind of hilarious. I’m happy for him tho because I feel like he’s gonna get mad love from Bachelor Natioj because honestly he might be the funniest dude this season. When he rose chases😂😂😂😂😂 and his crying episodes👌👌👌
@@angelaraber defninitely he does like her but hes just scared and not sure might turn out to be a good couple
@@michaelw234 this guy was poppin out of nowhere on the beach like gdamn Ezal in Friday
Genevieve becoming the villain is not the twist I expected. Honestly there is no defense to her behavior. Also, her dumping Justin and then judging him for talking to Sally is gross!!
She is not that gross
I love that you noticed the bro moment between James and Aaron where he got his good smelling body wash 😂 love them
I feel so bad for Sierra, Micheal wasted her time!
Honestly I love Bachelor in Paradise the most out of the Bachelor franchise, but this season has been so cruel. Definitely still some hilarious paradise moments, but the producers handling of the whole Salley situation was so mean. Not to mention them attempting to squash Jill and Jacob’s romance by bringing Kira in. And ASHLEY AND JERED. Seriously? I’d rather see romantic moments with ACTUAL COUPLES Lace and Rodney, who we’ve had little to no screen time of.
The only time I’ve been this disappointed is when they let Demi bring her non-franchise girlfriend in. That felt performative and just an excuse for the show to claim they were inclusive, when really Demi had made an apparent “Bachelor sin” by leaving a relationship to go on the show. (Love Demi I just didn’t like that part of the season at all).
Yes! The producer meddling has become too much and is damaging the personal and professional reputations of cast members.
I’ve never seen Clayton’s season or a single episode of this season of paradise but even I can see how similar Michelle and Serene are. Brandon definitely has a type.
I thought the same thing!!
I was thinking that too.
Justin's eyeroll at 6:30 is all vibes I need lol
I CANNOT with Genevieve. She clearly was after Justin's rose, can't blame her, she wanted to stay, but then guilttrips him about letting her stay (boohoo it's my birthday), only to immediately go to Aaron as soon as he shows up. And she could still have gone to Justin and end things cleanly, but nooo instead she blames him and his way of being and communicating, when SHE'S the one who doesn't want the relationship (on his birthday).
Hers and Shanae's treatment of Salley was immature bs, bitter behavior. EVEN if Salley was lying, why on earth would she talk about the details of her past relationship to women she doesn't know and in front of the camera?? They bullied her off the beach and are trying to look like the heroes. And of course James and Aaron just go along because they do the same sort of things themselves! And nobody calls it out or witness it enough, so now no matter what the truth is, Salley is made to look ridiculous and flimsy.
Gross gross gross.
You’re recaps never disappoint. They are literally better than the episodes and you absolutely nail exactly how I’m feeling. Such a frustrating season.
Also I’m convinced that production is pushing Jared and Ashley spin off or something.
Brittany is so charming and adorable! I wish I saw more footage of her in earlier episodes! She’s so great!
I would LOVE for more Brittney, Rodney/Lace, and Brandon/Serene screen time in place of Genevieve like I can't STAND her she's awful
Also jill and Jacob's chaotic energy>>
Jill and jacob they remained me tayshia and John paul
Genevieve and Aaron are the king and queen of the right reasons. They are perfect for each other. I'm kinda over them.
I half agree, at least Aaron is funny and his bromance entretaining to watch. Genevieve can suck lemons.
The clips shown while Kira was awaiting answer from Romeo were so funny!
That ending with Romeo was HILARIOUSLY weird. And that little shudder he had at the end - I wasn’t sure if he was gonna cry or vomit.
Salley is a boundary queen. She was like not even for an hour will I put up with your BS.
I wish someone would have stepped in for Salley, even if she still decided to leave for her to know she wasn't alone. The cliqueness was gross, but speaking of gross. Peter is the type of guy women are warned about and tell horrific dating stories about.
I was screaming on the inside hearing Genevieve say that she “heard the story from wells”. 🙄 Justin, I’m so happy you dodged that bullet.
For some reason that inflation sign made me crack up, I needed a laugh like that.
The Romeo and Kira finasco is one of the best moments of reality TV, ever. 😂 I've watched it 10 times and I still wheeze.
I am so happy I watch it on Hulu the next morning and was able to fast forward through all the Ashley and Jared stuff
Especially since they will apparently be on again next week?!
Production seem to care about quality product; just finding a way to fill their ad buys.
This may be my favorite recap ever. I literally snorted I was laughing so hard. After watching that torturous episode I really needed the laugh so THANK YOU!!
Brandon and Serene before and during their date were the absolute sweetest scenes in Bachelor history!
Imma need bachelor data to do a report on how likely it is for that many people to all have their birthdays within the span of the same 3 weeks…I swear it feels like there’s one every episode!
Pizza Peter gave me the absolute creeps watching him on his date with Brittany. It was all about him, using the same pick up lines on repeat, and then using the most generic "I can make this date better" and go in for a kiss I've ever seen. His reaction after her rejection was just gross. He definitely thinks she "owed" him and I want him off the beach ASAP.
Yes! If we all just breathe together maybe we can reduce inflation! 😂😂😂
I love Jill and Jacob's reactions when Pete showed up....hilarious!!! Nice move!!! 👍👍👍
I waited an hour before starting to watch BIP on Hulu just so I can fast forward through Ashley and Jared’s screen time 🥴
Romeo’s timing is impeccable every time
Also when Jared and Ashley and the random clips played while they were intimate was so cheesy I was just like what is going on right now ☠️😆😂
I loved the Seinfel and Always Sunny clips this video! So many perfectly cut/placed clips, definitely hit the mark
that last part showing the horror on Romeo's face when you said "this is why I watch this show" had me cackling! This is why I watch too!
I think how we are seeing Shanae this season vs Clayton’s is a testament to how much production can mess with the depiction of a person
Shane, and genieve become friends is the biggest plots twists.
It baffles me that Shane and Genevieve brought this up. Why do they even care? What Salley does on her own personal time is none if their business! I completely support what Sally said to them.... I'm glad she did! I wish she stayed... That was a bi**hy thing to do to Salley!
Your videos are gold!!! Especially loved the Seinfeld and Office clips in this one...hilarious!! Your recaps are way better than the show itself :P Thank you for the weekly laughs!
Man you really nailed the ending. And this is why I watch YOUR show. 🤣
Brittany said “I take things slowly” then proceeds to make out with Andrew out of nowhere.
That was a rule just for Romeo and Peter 😂
People say that so they can save face. She said that instead of saying how she truly feels.
@@BachelorFantake I know I just find it funny
She needs a rose and who better to get it from. I do like Brittney. Yeah Peter came across as VERY arrogant and self-centered. I don't care for him.
@@daisylucy2 despite the fact that this season has been airing for 3 months already, they are only on the second rose and the women have the power right now.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU! I think I look forward more towards your recaps than I do the episode itself. I find myself jotting down what I think you vcf will put in the recap. The silence in the beginning made me CV cough my food out if my mouth.
Dude I was waiting for someone to appreciate Brit like holy crap, she is one of the prettiest girls on the beach. I do have a soft spot for Jill though.
Seriously, and she seems super genuine. I would have gone for her first if I was on this show, she's super freaking cute
I feel really bad for Brittany. She's too nice. Anyone else would call Peter out to his face. Gives me flashbacks. I met a guy exactly like him. Every conversation was about how amazing he was and how he was better than his parents and how he is going to change my life. It was excruciating. He wore me down after 4 weeks I was screaming my lungs out.
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that Peter said “if she were any girl in Miami we would be hooking up”. It gave me major S**ual Harassment energy
No it did not. Miami night life is just like that.
It's the "OMG I DONT CARE" x2 inserted clip for me😂😂😂
I just wanted to say that this video was on point! All the clips and references had my husband and I rolling. (My husband doesn’t watch the show, but he loves watching your videos) 😂 Thanks for your content 💜
Peter has zero self awareness. Such an awkward date
Your editing style is spot on and being a huge Seinfeld, office, and always sunny fan…it’s just *chef’s kiss*
bro when jacob started talking about the value of air i lost it
I love Brandon and serene so much!!! They’re an amazing couple
I can't remember a more adorable couple. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
They did Sally dirty and Genevieve is just as toxic as Shanae.
I also just wanted to say that the way Jill acts makes me very uncomfortable. Idk why, but it's just cringe.
Agree with your first point, but I think production had a bigger hand to play in how they portrayed and misconstrued Salley's narrative and of course the two most toxic 'mean girl' women on the show latched onto that
Jill was awesome during the Jacob 1 to 1 date. Other than that, I can’t tolerate her!!!
Let's not forget Romeo is a mathematician with a PhD from Harvard. He was running every possible scenario through his head before deciding leaving with Kira was his only choice.
The mr bean has me cracking up 😂
Not me looking ALL DAY for this video
Me too
Genevieve And Shanae going mean girls on Salley for absolutely no reason was disgusting. They are truly gross humans.
The constellation gift was really thoughtful. Poor Sierra
That was the best opening edit.
"Alright"
Why are they shoving Jared and Ashley I down our face? Do they want to test if they can have a reality TV show?
Jacob: I do a lot of breathing every single day
Me: many do
I loved the pause between Kira and Romeo lol that was too funny
Your recaps are the best! You find the best footage to express what we all feel. That awkward time lapse after Kari asked Romeo to leave with her was so cringey
Kira was so brokenhearted over Jacob, who she said felt like home to her. Then, she switched to Romeo immediately after, and after one brief conversation. It was like she didn't want to leave the beach alone and anyone would do for her to keep that from happening.
That just shows Keira is a very desperate woman.
I have actually not watched these episodes because I do not need this toxic energy in my life, it’s Clayton’s season all over again. Thank you for the recap so I can stay updated without having to subject myself to this
The scene with Kira and Romeo had me geeking out 😂 he did not want to leave. I do feel bad for sally but she shouldn’t have just left, I mean you came all this way and didn’t come three times, I feel like she just really didn’t want to be there regardless. I’m actually shocked by Jacob and Jill but I oddly love them together lol
I'm glad Ashley and Jared are happy but uh I watched it on Hulu and fast forwarded thru their parts
I did too. I also pressed the mute button when it was live.
Unpopular opinion, Michael wasn’t wrong to end things with sierra. She was wayyyyy too quick with all that step mom stuff. She freaked him out and I don’t blame him for putting some distance there
I agree with your “unpopular opinion” 😂
Yeah, you're right, it was all her fault. He wasn't going to dump her, I mean make up bullshit excuses to friendzone her, until *after* he had her rose firmly in hand.
I think bringing up his deceased wife and then calling herself a stepmom after a matter of days together was pretty crazy... this poor guy needs someone to take it slow with him. Hes been through alot.
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Nope your opinions pretty accurate I do think that Sierra was rushing thing she seems genuinely nice I just I think she may have jumped the gun a little now however Michael was still a little bit of a jerk to her he should have just been honest from day one.