Howard Stern “Jeff The Drunk vs Artie”
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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2 parts of Jeff the Drunk part 1, After winning a free night in a nice hotel on NYC on the game show network, Jeff visits the show says owes a big hotel bill because of his smoking and then it’s revealed Jeff badmouthed Artie that leads to a little rift. Then part 2, Artie is doing a show in Atlantic City and Artie has a deal with Jeff that if he can get to his shows Artie says he ll give home money to say hello to the crowd, but Jeff becomes a ungrateful drunk Enjoy!
It’s a modern miracle the fact that Jeff is still alive.
Jeff outlived Eric the Actor & Ralph. Crazy.
He's still alive? Damn, I didn't think he would make it this long
@@jpetersgoyanksoutlived Cabbie too
As my dad always says if Kieth Richards is still alive I can do anything I want. I’ll say as long as Jeff the drunk is still alive I can do anything I want 😂.
Jeff and Artie have outlived Norm, Saget and Gilbert somehow….
After watching this, I had to Google Jeff to see if he’s still with us. Miraculously enough..he is. Lol
I bought 2 of Jeff's original Christmas cds. One for me and one as a gift. When I opened mine, it stunk of cigarettes. I had to laugh. I didn't expect it, but it made perfect sense. I didn't mind it. 😂
Thats badass id cherish it forever Jeff is the man
😂😂😂
God how I wish you could prove that!
stench of cigarettes (on CD's) a brilliant merchandising ploy on Jeff's part.
@@josephkelley8641 Yeah, as if it was intentional.
I just looked it up and he's 57 years old in 2024. Meaning he was in his early 40s (or younger) when doing these appearances. Astonishing.
that’s insane
He’s Arties age lol
It's wild. When he first debuted on the show he was only like 34 and I always thought he was like 47 or something lol
I love watching Artie getting more and more agitated trying to explain things to Jeff
but its just a local call
Jeff is an annoying type of person. I can't blame Artie at all. Jeff is one of those wack packers that couldn't find a way to capitalize on his wack pack status so he had to resort to being a mooch, and hitting Artie up every time he could. I'm not a fan of Jeff unless they're all goofing on him. Jeff is the type of person who deserves to be goofed on.
He annoys me doing that a druggie always knows everything else, but NOT KNOWING HOW TO STAY CLEAN AND CEASE THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME WORKING WITH HIS 🆔 OL‼️❗️⚠️
Another person woulda captured the moment ‼️❗️
Jeff is a burden on society and has no awareness of what he says or does. He’s the literal definition of an idiot.
Jeff the drunk is a legend.
He might be my fav even over beet he's hilarious and I hate to say that
@@knucklehead20fo7Me too, because he doesn’t even TRY. 💕
@@meghancarr8847 I'd love to drink with him one time
Lee Marvin is a drunk legend. Not this handout King!
*click click*
“Robin was just being nice… or funny” Artie before he is meltdown was the best.
"Who eats steak with gravy?!" Jeff meant that s**t.
Sounds kinda good
@@eloisecardenas4676you’re drowning out the natural steak flavors and juices with gravy…not good at all
Artie does a better Jeff the drunk than Jeff the drunk.🤠
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually forgot the he was a real person and thought it was just a voice that artie did 😂😂 man I miss the years of this show
Jeff The Drunk is funnier than Bob and Shuli.
Easily.
Definitely 💯
I think shuili is still payin dues
what an achievement
Jeff’s blister is funnier than Shuli.
When Gary said Jeff is too dumb not to smoke in a nonsmoking room and Artie said well he’s addicted lol Artie is Jeff that made it somehow lol
Extremely talented and not lazy.
"Jeff grew a beard... wow....why..." rare zinger by stern lmao
not that rare lmao
Jeff The drunk is easily one of the greatest wack packers, if not the best, he always puts a smile across my face. After all that cigarette smoke, alcohol, and bangs to his head over the years, it's a miracle that he's still alive, who'd have thought that Jeff would out live Ralph. The government should take a sample of his DNA to see why he can't die. 😆
Jeff is definitely top 3 wack packers but beetlejuice is the goat
@@sniperwolfwolf473Hank the angry drunken dwarf was to true OG….
Bech
Beetle>high pitch>jeff>hank>ETM
@@antimatta8714 oh my god his birthday call when they just rip him apart is one of the greatest!
And when I think him and ETM were on the phone and the conversation turned into whose life you’d rather have and everyone voted Eric and Jeff got pissed and hung up! It might have been the same call but it’s gotta be in my top 10, maybe even top 5
Artie feels good in comparison with Jeff, yet merges into his own Jeff the Drunk impression effortlessly
I'd say these days Jeff has the high ground on Artie 😂
More like 39 minutes of Artie verbally abusing Jeff the drunk! 😂
“SHUDDUP, BATCH!”
Oh yea, poor Jeff 🙄. As if he's such a phenomenal human-being & doesn't deserve it at-all.
@@legendary.super.shannon9699 i mean who in this world is perfect. only howard could take mentally disabled people and people on welfare and tell them to"get a job" no wonder he pivoted so hard.
@@legendary.super.shannon9699I wouldn’t say he deserves verbal abuse. He’s just a drunk guy. That’s not deserving of hate inherently
@@swisscheeseplease97 I mean, receiving & dishing out _"verbal abvse"_ is the motive of the entire show... Who on the Stern show _hasn't_ been _verbally abvsed_ at some-point? That's pretty much the only reason Jeff is even there. Almost every single appearance Artie or 1 of the sponsors give him an average of $500 for a 30 minute appearance, & all he has to do is stand there, be drunk, & allow them to make fun of him. If someone offered me $500 to talk sh1t about me for 30 minutes, I'd be like _"give it to me harder, daddy!_ 😏". It's obviously worth it, because (as far as I know) Jeff still appears on the show. No one listening wants to hear them coddle or pity any of the whack-packers, so as harsh as it sounds, w/out their appearances on Stern, none of them would have any discernable purpose...
GARY: We have that guy on with no arms and no legs, the wrestler. Like Jeff doesn't make any attempt to work!
JEFF: I saw "The Wrestler" yesterday! It was a good movie!
Jeff heard "wrestler" and got excited because he had something to contribute.
It wasn't like Gary was trying to make a point about how amazing it is that a wrestler can have no arms and legs, and how Jeff by comparison is a lump who doesn't do anything.
Obviously, everyone was just talking about wrestlers!
@08:12 "Looks Like.. PicASSo painted your ass" I Love My Robin Lol
It’s about freakin time!!! Put all the Artie episodes back on UA-cam!!
This is my sister animal. Artie at his best comedy
Imagine how many ____ the Drunks there are across the country.
I am related to a few of them
I wanna be like Jeff when I grow up. He's my hero
@eloisecardenas4676 get famous, mooch off everyone, live till your 100. Not bad honestly
Ours was "Harold the Drunk".
Here and ready for a beer
Howard "you look good".
😂😂
"Robin said I look good!"-jeff
"You don't look good she waa either being nice or funny"-Artie
F’ing Hilarious! After spreading his cheeks they shouldn’t have let him touch anything 🤘😵
Right!? I was shocked nobody else thought that
They used to have more classic stern clips on youtube. I miss them. Used to watch them 10 years ago.
Animal's doin' great!
The fact that Artie and Jeff are the same age and still kicking is amazing. What an era. At this point Artie looks wayyy better lmao
"The fact that you had a potato"
this was the beginning of the end for Artie. when jeff the drunk is calling you a heroin addict and you can't even deny it its all over 😅
The first few years on Sirius were amazing. I feel like the move to satellite really reenergized Howard and as a result the show was as good as it had ever been.
40?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Jeff the Drunk was 40 here?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I would have guessed 55-60 at least.
im 38 atm and oh my fukkin gawd! im gunna stop everything detrimental and get my own life in order
@@tomwalsh63 Yeah. I'm 39. I guess it's time for us to settle down. I don't want to become Jeff the Drunk. LOL
It's the white hair
The first couple of minutes of this is so ironic, knowing how Arties face turned out 😂
20:45 that was great to see Howard basically take over the audience as soon as he walks into the room 😂😂❤
He’s a 6’5, world famous radio broadcaster who barely goes out. When he shows up people notice. Like Artie said “he ain’t hidding”
"The potatoes were bare." 😂
How are Jeff and Artie still breathing?
The reel with Jeff raging backstage without all the Howard and Robin commentary is some of the funniest shit ever.
He’s just like John Melendez. A zero that wants everything, has the nerve to say he is “performing” on stage.
Fred: “he’s got 3 assholes!”
Can’t believe Jeff the Drunk outlived Ralph
When Robin hit Jeff with logic, Jeff said I have nothing!
Come to think of it; This guy reminds me of a guy named John who was my roommate. He was *constantly* drunk. And there I was, sober for 3 months when he first moved in. It was a real treat.
How the hell is Jeff still alive. His organs are made of steel
Damn... the Howard Stern I miss .
Artie had finally found someone he thought he was superior to
Great vid. That’s a rare one 👍🏼
Blobin no body talks to ya!!!
I am crying with laughter!
At first, I thought this was an act. But there's no way this guy could be this good of an actor.
*HELLO HELLO BAWFF*
Thanks for the uploads.
20:40 there was a time I would have given him a standing ovation. Now I pretend current year Howard doesn’t even exist.
Hell yeah, me too. The King.
I actually believe Jeff over Bob and schuli.
Jeff the Drunk now appears to be the original Rich from ReviewTechUsa aka "Dickers" in terms of someone who looks much much older than they actually are or maybe even more similar to Cyraxx since Jeff appears to have had something slightly wrong with him even prior to the car accident that messed up his arm.
i remember watching game show network on cable tv 15ish years ago, it was just a bunch of old re-runs... nothing to flex there jeffy the booze hound.. still better tv then they have now to be honest
The sound of the crowd when Jeff showed his ass must be the same as the crowd that witnessed the Hindenburg crashing, they just didn't have recording equipment then.
Count the number of times Artie says, “you know.” I counted over one hundred every show.
JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 I love Artie!!!!!
'why do we give him money?' gary drawing the line in thee sand
I'm convinced.. phuk ol jeff😂
The potatoes were bare!!!
The fact that Jeff didnt just amputate that dead arm, is ridiculous.
Comes down to one thing , being $1 too expensive
@7:32 Howard got Jeff The Drunk an ass repairing operation
And it looks like they got a discount
Jeff is alive and Ralph is dead!
Jeff may have won this 1.
Robin can never shut the f up. Cannot hear what he's saying about Beth
She ruins literally every show
if only Artie and Jeff lived together.
Funniest wack packer IMHO.
PicASSo
His sister should be named creature 😂
And then there’s Shuli. Where did he come from and why is he suddenly in the studio?
Howard should have Artie come in in 2024 and give him a hundred dollar bill here and there. Artie could be the new 2024 Jeff the drunk.
Who dies first, Jeff or Artie?
Howard wasnt gonna give money...howard sees his ass, blood leaves his brain...heres 100 jeff
34:36 JIM!! 😂
Back when the stern show didn’t suck and wasn’t woke!!
I loved Artie on the show, and he probably is hamming it up here but Artie is a baby. That old “he can dish it out, but can’t take it” really does fit him.
For sure. God forbid you mention beer league in front of him. He loses it.
@@IPITYTHEFOOLZ Oh the temper tantrums of all temper tantrums would come! Oh and of course the tough guy routine would follow!
“If I see you outside, I’m gonna drop-ya!”
Artie is the kind of person who loves to publicly give things to people and brag about it, then act like they owe him if they ever talk shit. He did this constantly on the show.
Look why not give him money? Robin Howard and Artie they are all getting tons of money, Jeff is filling about 15 minutes of show time in his appearance as the station rakes in loads of cash enough so Robin and Howard can live in mansions, he should get automatically $500 at least for appearing and any other whack-packer, and Gary also rakes in a lot of money, and is arguing about Jeff getting a few bucks, it was guests like Jeff that made people listen and watch and pay for Howard's show, not Brad Pitt coming in to promote some dumb movie
Jeff the drunk?😂
I WISH I WAS BRODIE JENNER 😂
artie is actually being a good guy in this...ya kind of feel bad per the situation
16:40 LOL
7:55 “he’s got 3 asses!”
He is right. The gravy goes on the potato or on the side. Not on a filet. A big pat of butter only.
8:31
“I shit fine”
A bunch of hacks who somehow made it in show biz
I believe Jeff I’m sure Bob and Shuli made him say that
7:45 Artie starts losing it
Remember when comedians cared about pleasing Howard?
Remember when Howard wasn't woke??
I think he’s drunk
32:50: How I feel about you and Louis Hauser's home oh butt.
JEFF WAS 40 HERE? I'm 37 and he looks at least 20 years older than me.
Does Jeffs lump still call in
I'm so glad Jeff and Shuli are gone from the show!
NOW LET'S GET RID OF LEMET! 😂
What happend to Jeff? I remember during the pandemic he called the show crying that howard never takes his calls on air and he was bitching about High Pitch Eric. Since then he’s disappeared
Poor nick a pelican and a horse walk in on his act.
Gary's been to a hotel a million times...... hmm
Is he really drunk or is it just an act ? Great video
He’s drunk. Jeff has even fell down in the hallway there once
Can you believe he was like 42 in this video?
He'd sad without the hat.
How much does Jeff drink a night🤔
Show rapidly declined after Artie left.
How is Jeff still alive ?!