And those deaf people fighting were doing it civilly. I knew people that full on shouted while they were having a heated arguement, it sounded like someone was doing hellen keller hard
Lmao my dad did the cow crap one to me when I was three but with dog crap. Threw his hat down and said come quick there’s a frog under my hat. catch it when I lift my hat but you have to be quick. Lmao.
Yeah, I've been both an Army medic in the past, and a civilian Firefighter/paramedic for prob 20 years now... That person is DEFINITELY gonna be fucked up in some way or another. The only people who can fall that bad and suffer no consequences, are little kids, who are generally pretty invincible.
7:13 dead ass I met this dude and we were dating for a while and I went to meet his parents and he literally came in. He’s like oh hey Mom, this is my girlfriend blah blah. The mom told me that she didn’t want me dating her son because I wasn’t fully Mexican and she was like she’s not gonna be able to feed you correctly. I know she was saying this all in Spanish thinking that because I am white/Latina, that I wasn’t gonna fucking understand and I was like oh okay cool. But I still stayed like respectful cause I didn’t wanna to be disrespectful because I was always taught you know you’re going to be respectful no matter what and I think I was like 15 then. Dude I got some crazy dating stories. It’s fucking insane.
I had a cool experience I talked to sergeant 1st class forgot his name and he is a recruiter now in our area. It was so cool to talk to him on Veterans Day at our school
Nikko that thing that you called a saw that was spinning. It's made for horses to train then. Those metal panels are electric and shock you like being hit with a Taser
My mom and uncle are deaf. I used to love watching them drunk and arguing. I swear it is the funniest thing ever.
🤣🤣🤣
Shut up and tell us what they talki....what they showing each others
😂😂😂😂😂 I haven't lived til I seen that shit 😂😂😂😂
Did you wake up and chose violence that morning
Domestic silence killed me.
Same
Right! 😂
Helen Keller approved this message..
domestic violence shut me up
Luckily no one heard about it
My brother is deaf and watching deaf argue and fight is the greatest comedy show you'll ever see
That bull rider has some insane grip strength to hold on through that.
"Domestic silence" -Nikko Ortiz 2023
bro im dying from that 😂
And those deaf people fighting were doing it civilly. I knew people that full on shouted while they were having a heated arguement, it sounded like someone was doing hellen keller hard
😂😂😂😂
Why do you know what that sounds like
Nikko never disappoints, always putting out great videos to watch while you’re takin a fat shit, the bathroom isn’t boring anymore 💯
fuck not you because you're a king and you're funny
Ong I’m on the pooper rn this is great 😂
The camp councilor teaching them some good life lessons 😂😂
Anthony panza
LMFAO yall gotta play this at half speed Nikko sounds drunk as hell and its the best thing ive seen all year 🤣🤣
And it makes it look like it hurts less
6:30 that’s a wildebeest. The things that trampled Mufasa in the Lion King
That bull rider was a beast staying on like that.
Found out my gf has been cheating on me for weeks last night thx for putting me in a good mood nikko💯
No curve ball no change up nothing but fuckin gas had me dying
Your day is gonna be amazing when Nikko posts.
Do I dare????
Gay🎉😂
“I’m a guy”
Niko: “👍 ME TOO!”
Love this guy so much 😭😭
The thing you thought was made for cows is actually a automatic horse exercise machine. However they had it going faster than normal.
She down with it @2:18 broke me.
Dodgeball is most fun against the teen campers because the staff don't have to hold back. Best stress relief for camp staff right there.
Me looking through the comments to see if I can find any story's about liberal parents not letting their children date or marry a different gender
That Naruto cut got me 🤣
Lmao my dad did the cow crap one to me when I was three but with dog crap. Threw his hat down and said come quick there’s a frog under my hat. catch it when I lift my hat but you have to be quick. Lmao.
That bull and rider going through the air had I believe I can fly playing in my head 😅😅
0:42 dude probably wasnt good tho😂 my mom broke her back and still walked along with my uncle. Adrenaline be crazy af. I hope dude is ok
Yeah, I've been both an Army medic in the past, and a civilian Firefighter/paramedic for prob 20 years now... That person is DEFINITELY gonna be fucked up in some way or another. The only people who can fall that bad and suffer no consequences, are little kids, who are generally pretty invincible.
I almost threw my phone across the room with how that one made me feel to watch, that had to hurt so fucking bad 😬
i feel like we need a branches video with a bull riding bit
Yessss!
I had to rewatch that golf clip a few times - I grew up by that golf course and have played it a lot. I wish I had been there to see this though 😂
7:13 dead ass I met this dude and we were dating for a while and I went to meet his parents and he literally came in. He’s like oh hey Mom, this is my girlfriend blah blah. The mom told me that she didn’t want me dating her son because I wasn’t fully Mexican and she was like she’s not gonna be able to feed you correctly. I know she was saying this all in Spanish thinking that because I am white/Latina, that I wasn’t gonna fucking understand and I was like oh okay cool. But I still stayed like respectful cause I didn’t wanna to be disrespectful because I was always taught you know you’re going to be respectful no matter what and I think I was like 15 then. Dude I got some crazy dating stories. It’s fucking insane.
My guy got ptsd from that ball
NIKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOO, perfect timing just went on break, love you brother! Keep up the amazing work! Been a fan for a year now
I love the video Nikko! I am just mad no one has translated the Domestic SIlence situation yet lol
Tell channel I said hiiiii!!
Also thanks for posting it’s always a an amazing day when you post
I starters watching your videos this summer you’re the reason I wasn’t bored thk dude 😂
You might consider summer school next year.
Yeeeees more videos from the best content creator
I had a cool experience I talked to sergeant 1st class forgot his name and he is a recruiter now in our area. It was so cool to talk to him on Veterans Day at our school
I did not Expect him to land on his head down during the back flip
When you said, “She down with it” I almost died! You meant she was definitely downs with it! Hence the eyes thing!😂😂😂❤♾️
Niko opening his eyes like that and clapping got me dying. Also he t
Looks like an owl in that frame 😂
Nikko, my man. I hope you've had a wonderful sunday, take care x
Nikko that thing that you called a saw that was spinning. It's made for horses to train then. Those metal panels are electric and shock you like being hit with a Taser
4:28 it’s a thing to keep horses fit (also the walls in between have kinda middle to high voltage
I love your content Nikko thank you so much ❤❤
I really, really wanna see Nikko on a bull! Am I wrong for that?!
Love ya, Nikko, I appreciate you! 💙💙
Agree
The pool fall was the worst lol
Seriously, I cringed so hard. God that shit had to hurt 😬
Dude the “me toooo!!” Got me 😂😂😂😂
We need longer videos 🎉❤
during 2:46 I can relate cause both my parents are def and this happened alot
This is how gamer communicate another gamer 2:53
The thing that the dude was running through at 4:30 is called a hot walker and is used for horses
3:05 welcome to jackass
Grandma, was like: "I'm all about that gummy" 🤣🤣😂
Bro, why is this guys upload schedule so on point take notes
Domestic Silence 😂😂😂😂
I’m dead!
The last one was 100% trying to steal second lol
Yo shouts @anthonypanza making the cut for throwing that dodgeball at Woodward 😂
Bro ate the dirt on the last one 😭
2:16 fucking killed me 😂😂😂
I love your videos you just make me laugh every time.
It looks like the kid split his head open
Houston Texas! Well that is close
I’M EARLY BY 15H. Love your content Nikko! ❤
4:30
It’s for horses which keep them running and in shape. Some keep their fences electrical which could’ve ended very badly for him😁
Yum yum, more nikko content! Ive been asking to see this guy play Ghost Recon Wildlands or Breakpoint with OperatorDrewski
Love this stuff. Keep it up!
Omg i totally need that children course. I always thought my hardwood cane was enough to deter them but to learn moves would be good 😅
the "wasted" edit got me 🤣🤣🤣
I love your military fails videos
Best UA-camr Nikko should do a video on gel blasters fails
That bull video got me probably broke his thigh or fractured it
2:44 lmao Deafmestic violence
Bro the cheerleaders go to my school lol 😂 Nico you’re the fucking best ❤❤
Hey Niko! Just wanted to let you know a new Army ad came out 8 days ago. I know you usually like to review their commercials.
The machine at 4:32 is used to walk horses without a trainer.
3:50 nah grandma buggin💀
What u expectin me to say🤨
Bro he flew like six feet😂😂😂
2:19 "She down with it"
"Show down wit it" lol
"Married Dads," is 100% accurate lol
Married dad, can confirm.
Love your videos
My man was grinding on that bike
“She down with it” 💀
Great video I love watching you you so funny!
DeChambeau is a fu**ing diva. 😂
hi nikko love yo vids
5:01 random cut?
Love your content
She down with it! ...😂😂😂
Yay nikko uploaded, todays gonna be great 👍
That first video you showed oh my God I have a plate in my neck and I swear I felt the pain break that plate
The baby in the airplane is so true😂😂😂😂
niko what head set do you use
Love the vids but could they plz be longer? Pretty please nikko
Seriously, I'd love that! They're always so short. I mean I know he's got a life outside youtube but even 5 extra minutes would be a gift 😅
@@kristinwojtowich8902he streams on twitch daily so he could make them longer
2:36 that fucking killed me 😭
Domestic silence is crazzzyyyy
I need to hang out with Nikko
Like this dude has made me literally piss my fucking pants from laughing so hard
Bro folded😂😭
I havent laughed to tears in awhile thank u for this Nikko i needed that 😂😂
Nikko what background music do you use??? just curious
Are you going to do anymore insider videos this year?
I love your videos
4:33 is a machine that's walks horses around to get exercise they can go up to 60 MPH.
That spinning thing is for training horses and the thing spinning are electrified fences