Patton Oswalt is on the very top of my very short list of people that instantly make everything better just by being there. Also: "Patton Oswalt (The King of Queens)" - really? This guys IMDb page is so long i was to lazy to scoll all the way down. If anything he is "Patton Oswalt (The King of Showing Up Unexpected And Stealing The Show)
@@goosegaskins I actually wrote that comment before watching the entire video and, yes, that might just be a joke that went over my head at that time :) Nevertheless, he truly is the MSG of people. I don't know how he does it, but when he's in it, it becomes instantly better.
@@the_brown_note 👍Yeah, they actually have a history of joking about each other's career choices, so that's how I took it. :) Fully agree on Patton-he's the best!
100%. Still funny. Still has that twinkle in his eye. Patton is in a higher echelon, but I feel similarly about Paul f Tompkins. The moment they start moving and talking, I just feel like everything is going to be okay.
@@Tasarran well, fun is subjective but I agree with you. if Mr. Show was close to being "with Patton and David" originally, but Patton pissed on Cross's couch while drunk, ending their relationship for a time, that's a fun fact.
He should have been a politician. He's a genius at what he does, has strong opinions on good ideas. He's a community guy. What am I saying, he probably hates politicians, but he may be the best one we could have. 💎
1:02:30 - Patton is absolutely right. Raiders of the Lost Ark is based on 1930s serials that meant absolutely nothing to young people in the 1980s. Spielberg and Lucas re-packaged stuff they grew up with, made it sleeker, less camp, and boom- instant classic, and one of the all time great adventure films.
Amazing shout out to both podcasts, "You're Favorite Band Sucks" and "Cocaine & Rhinestones" (around the 54 min mark)!! The guy Patton mentions as a great historian of country music is Tyler Mahan Coe. The podcast is excellent!
I discovered Led Zeppelin during the 90's while I was in high school, they've become probably my favorite "classic rock" band of all time, and I swear to god Stairway To Heaven NEVER appealed to me. I like about the last minute of it when it really kicks into high gear, but most of it just does nothing for me. (ftr, When The Levee Breaks is my favorite song of theirs)
1:00:40 The thing about "Brewster's Millions" is that there's a catch. He has to spend the money in 30 days, but he's not allowed to own any assets, destroy the money, gift it, give it to charity, or tell anyone about the deal. It's not the greatest or smartest movie ever, but it's not as dumb they're making it out to be.
Dear Patton Oswalt, a year ago or so, I so very randomly had a dream that you were the father of my children. I have no idea why. Anyway, you have 2 (twin) biracial daughters awaiting your return.
@@braziliantexatlantis7485 TBH, I'm ignorant of Costello, and can't recall why I replied... must be a ref to something in the pod more than Elvis's band
Oh shit! I was at that ATP when David Cross bombed. I think I've put it out of my head cos it was so painful. Such a tough gig for a comedian to open for a rock band though - not sure that was ever gonna go down well.
I remember when this was happening at Largo. Jerry was interviewed ip the street at the silent movie theater around that time… Someone in the audience asked about the film… I don’t remember what Jerry said…
DUDE! I was at ATP NY 2009 and have always been SO CURIOUS if it was a memorable experience for you! It's always been in my mind as this kind of high water mark - It all happening in that beautiful Kubrickian relic that was Kutsher's in The Catskills ... the lineup was INSANE, it was SO chill yet SO wasted, artists and fans commingling like we were all cosplaying as students at this dreamlike fantasy derelict high school. FUCK, dude. They DO NOT make 'em like they used to! That shit was FUCKING AWESOME. Thank you for closing the loop! 😂🙏
Dude, Austin objectively sucks now. Used to live there, was forced to move/priced out. It's "weird" in a bad way, now... Almost zero traces of the "original culture" left.
@@bigkickleo just because they are old friends doesn't mean this wasn't true. David seems pretty sincere with saying he never got a text back... Will was legit suppose to be on the show.
Long story of how we got there but this young Black guy that I worked with and I got on a thing where we substituted "Negro" for "jedi" in all the Star Wars movies.
Holy Shit! I saw Damn Yankees in Chicago with Jerry Lewis, must have been the same tour, and he did the same thing. It had to have lasted a good 10 minutes or more. It was ridiculous.
"Lewis repeatedly insisted that The Day the Clown Cried would never be released, but later donated an incomplete copy of the film to the Library of Congress in 2015 under the stipulation that it was not to be made available before June 2024." Can someone dig that up from the archives and put on the internet, please? :D
Do a short of ur bit with u on the phone saying the same thing over and over and over and ur daughter laughing hysterically and making u do it to other ppl that was funny idk if it's from the podcast or special
I do the 'heart/ arm' word substitution thing with 'ticket' and 'chicken.' So you end up with hits like "Chicken to Ride" and "Two Chickens to Paradise." Also, it's really crass, but "eyes" is close to "ice" which sounds like "ass" if the accent is weird enough. So then any song about looking into someone's eyes takes on a rather unsavory bent. Edit: Is the lead singer/ guitarist of Mudhoney now Mark Heart? That 'heart' that's out of a job has to work somewhere.
This has kind of quickly become the only podcast I never miss.
"I can't imagine getting excited about that" as a reply to someone telling you about an exciting experience they had is so damn funny to me
Patton Oswalt is on the very top of my very short list of people that instantly make everything better just by being there.
Also: "Patton Oswalt (The King of Queens)" - really? This guys IMDb page is so long i was to lazy to scoll all the way down. If anything he is "Patton Oswalt (The King of Showing Up Unexpected And Stealing The Show)
Spencsylvania
I'm 99% sure this was a joke between friends.
@@goosegaskins I actually wrote that comment before watching the entire video and, yes, that might just be a joke that went over my head at that time :) Nevertheless, he truly is the MSG of people. I don't know how he does it, but when he's in it, it becomes instantly better.
@@the_brown_note 👍Yeah, they actually have a history of joking about each other's career choices, so that's how I took it. :)
Fully agree on Patton-he's the best!
100%. Still funny. Still has that twinkle in his eye.
Patton is in a higher echelon, but I feel similarly about Paul f Tompkins.
The moment they start moving and talking, I just feel like everything is going to be okay.
Fartin' Gary and Famous Mortimer: together again for the first time since the last time 👯♂
Cross and Oswald! Oswald and Cross! Free form in the best way.
So excited for this one!
Two of my favorite dudes in the whole world. Love it.
Fun fact Patton Oswalt was actually once considered for the role of Ian Hawke in Alvin and the chipmunks before David Cross ended up landing the part.
We must have a different definition of 'fun fact'
@@Tasarran well, fun is subjective but I agree with you. if Mr. Show was close to being "with Patton and David" originally, but Patton pissed on Cross's couch while drunk, ending their relationship for a time, that's a fun fact.
this is fun
I saw Patton and David at All Tomorrow’s Parties. They curated back to back years
David and Patton, 2 of my all time favorites!!
I want my tombstone to say "It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno"
Omg please please please do a show where comedians cover each others bits 😆
Oh man. Two of my favorite comedians together. Take it to my veins!
If someone told me after the fact that this entire event, and the stories told, was improv, I would believe them, because these guys are so good.
Patton Oswalt is a comedic genius.
"Patton Oswalt (The King of Queens)"... Cross, you sonuva... 😂
I love it when the gray wizard is a guest on my favorite talk-em-ups.
Is this the line for the beer or is this the line for the tickets to buy the beer?
i dont know, but if you look at the paintings on the wall as you move along the line, you will see an amazing magic trick!
Loving this new podcast
He should have been a politician. He's a genius at what he does, has strong opinions on good ideas. He's a community guy. What am I saying, he probably hates politicians, but he may be the best one we could have. 💎
Patton reminds me of a hardworking mayor or city manager. I bet he would get stuff done.
His filibusters would be awesome.
Patton is the best! These dudes together are magical.
He's a sicko
That sweater joke bombed but i still laughed David! Love you!
This was a great one!! Put it on the all time fave. list.
My two favorite comedians, happy day.
Good answer, Patton. ❤
This is awesome! Never realized how similar their voices and vibes were, in a great way.
I love Patton. Thought it was strange when I saw he was the host of that new game show, the 1% Club but I was pleasantly surprised.
"tarot card bullshit" is the best description of led zeppelin's lyrics
1:02:30 - Patton is absolutely right. Raiders of the Lost Ark is based on 1930s serials that meant absolutely nothing to young people in the 1980s. Spielberg and Lucas re-packaged stuff they grew up with, made it sleeker, less camp, and boom- instant classic, and one of the all time great adventure films.
Pure comedy gold!
I went to that show he was talking about at bumbershoot for the tinkle show it was amazing
Amazing shout out to both podcasts, "You're Favorite Band Sucks" and "Cocaine & Rhinestones" (around the 54 min mark)!! The guy Patton mentions as a great historian of country music is Tyler Mahan Coe. The podcast is excellent!
Best one yet!!!!
Clover was the name of the backing band on the first EC album.
Beat me to it.
They shoulda toured together with King Crimson . . . over and over . . .
I knew Patton had to do a bit about the chairs.
"Can I use this chair?"
So well directed
My 2 favorite comedians! Small world
12:30 Will Arnett? More like “Will, darn it.” 😂
(You can use that in your act.)
replacement guest far superior to intended guest
True Friendship Reigns Supreme.
Great show!
I discovered Led Zeppelin during the 90's while I was in high school, they've become probably my favorite "classic rock" band of all time, and I swear to god Stairway To Heaven NEVER appealed to me. I like about the last minute of it when it really kicks into high gear, but most of it just does nothing for me. (ftr, When The Levee Breaks is my favorite song of theirs)
1:00:40 The thing about "Brewster's Millions" is that there's a catch. He has to spend the money in 30 days, but he's not allowed to own any assets, destroy the money, gift it, give it to charity, or tell anyone about the deal. It's not the greatest or smartest movie ever, but it's not as dumb they're making it out to be.
I would frequent a place called An Arrangemet Of Edibles if it came to my town.
I should have known yall are friends. Love it
I saw Patton and laughed for two, almost 3 hours straight. I felt like a lunatic!
Dear Patton Oswalt, a year ago or so, I so very randomly had a dream that you were the father of my children. I have no idea why. Anyway, you have 2 (twin) biracial daughters awaiting your return.
damn did not think i was getting a lesson on Squeeze
how will you top the swalt?! thanks cross & friends!
Cross didn't lie when he said "it might not [drop]" and Patton says dates that are over a month before this dropped lmao
Halloween glass house? So 13 Ghosts? Heck yeah!
Emma!!!
The Emma call out... I LIVE! Also, Will Arnett is fine... but Patton is an incredible guest.
Costello's backing band was The Arms.
Members of Clover backed Costello on his first album.
@@braziliantexatlantis7485 TBH, I'm ignorant of Costello, and can't recall why I replied... must be a ref to something in the pod more than Elvis's band
@10:48 A mash! some sort of Baaash!
Oh shit! I was at that ATP when David Cross bombed. I think I've put it out of my head cos it was so painful. Such a tough gig for a comedian to open for a rock band though - not sure that was ever gonna go down well.
i played in Camber Sands before...it's such a special place and it's so hard to explain to people in Canada what Holiday camps are ha
I thought it was a talking heads reference for the title. Dude always kewl to hear the writers story.
It would have been XTC, not Talking Heads.
Both are great bands, though!
It is an XTC reference; Andy Partridge is the person who thought of the expression "senses working overtime"
Total Eclipse of the Arm!
I remember when this was happening at Largo.
Jerry was interviewed ip the street at the silent movie theater around that time…
Someone in the audience asked about the film…
I don’t remember what Jerry said…
DUDE! I was at ATP NY 2009 and have always been SO CURIOUS if it was a memorable experience for you! It's always been in my mind as this kind of high water mark - It all happening in that beautiful Kubrickian relic that was Kutsher's in The Catskills ... the lineup was INSANE, it was SO chill yet SO wasted, artists and fans commingling like we were all cosplaying as students at this dreamlike fantasy derelict high school. FUCK, dude. They DO NOT make 'em like they used to! That shit was FUCKING AWESOME. Thank you for closing the loop! 😂🙏
Sounds genuinely awesome.
ATP was amazing. I was at all three years of Kutsher’s. Outstanding
I want to know where you got that cap.
OMG this is a hilarious episode. I would love to have Patton co-host with you. Together you two are comedy gold!
Where was this taped, in an actual cemetery or were they next to a cemetery?
Man, I miss the UK ATP festivals. Great, great days
Love these 2 together, they genuinely live each other and are hilarious 😂😂 hope Will is ok@! Patton, you're skipping Austin?! Cmon
Dude, Austin objectively sucks now. Used to live there, was forced to move/priced out.
It's "weird" in a bad way, now...
Almost zero traces of the "original culture" left.
@dpclerks09 pretty much. Born and raised, still here. Pros and cons. Family and friends mostly keep me here.
God-damn, where is hour 2 and 3 and 4?
feel bad for David that Will Arnett didn't even text him back about it
Must've been too busy and important doing his shotty podcast with Bateman and whatshisname.
PRETTY sure that was a joke - as they are all still Arrested Dev alum and see each other fairly often... 🤷♂️
@@bigkickleo just because they are old friends doesn't mean this wasn't true. David seems pretty sincere with saying he never got a text back... Will was legit suppose to be on the show.
@@spaceb7975 Yeah, definitely doesn't seem like a bit - sad. Hope their camps can straighten this out
My response to an edible arrangement would be I have an ulcer so I can't eat fruit or milk.
My two faves! Saw em both in Pittsburgh not Pittsburgh
Clover…the name the “my aim is true” band was Clover. I’ll show myself out.
Fight the good fight 👊
It strikes me that you could have a who is laughing? game show with Tom Papa and Patton Oswalt. It's pretty close.
“Everyone remembers Groucho Marx’s lats.”
The hook of the show is which chair the person sits in!
Long story of how we got there but this young Black guy that I worked with and I got on a thing where we substituted "Negro" for "jedi" in all the Star Wars movies.
lmao spit-take at doing the Yell to Emma bit on a live show
No fake grapes?
Holy Shit! I saw Damn Yankees in Chicago with Jerry Lewis, must have been the same tour, and he did the same thing. It had to have lasted a good 10 minutes or more. It was ridiculous.
"Lewis repeatedly insisted that The Day the Clown Cried would never be released, but later donated an incomplete copy of the film to the Library of Congress in 2015 under the stipulation that it was not to be made available before June 2024."
Can someone dig that up from the archives and put on the internet, please? :D
If I had a penny for every “uh”.
Bumpershoot is apparently still around, next one end of August
All hail Aimee Mann!
Love to David and Patton tho lol
Will the damn bumping sound from someones mic stop?!
Oh, you men.
I've been chewing on the blue pills as long as Mr. Cross has been a blue man.
This is way better than Will Arnette anyway.
If that wasn't a joke, (if it was, he didn't make it super evident) Good on David for calling out Will for that BS.
👏👏
Is there a password to the dark orthotics web?
Pinnacle
Patton seems to carefully avoid burning the Joe Rogan bridge.
Before it was called "Little Armenia" it was know as The Copious Body Hair District or Jungle Area.
Do a short of ur bit with u on the phone saying the same thing over and over and over and ur daughter laughing hysterically and making u do it to other ppl that was funny idk if it's from the podcast or special
I do the 'heart/ arm' word substitution thing with 'ticket' and 'chicken.' So you end up with hits like "Chicken to Ride" and "Two Chickens to Paradise."
Also, it's really crass, but "eyes" is close to "ice" which sounds like "ass" if the accent is weird enough. So then any song about looking into someone's eyes takes on a rather unsavory bent.
Edit: Is the lead singer/ guitarist of Mudhoney now Mark Heart? That 'heart' that's out of a job has to work somewhere.
Stevie Van Zandt is still alive!
Lol
Got any bluechews samplers, David?
Oh like the guy in the 5,000 dollar suit’s gunna call David Cross to tell him he cant do his podcast… C’mon!!!
🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝
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