AJ & Crew - The Callisto Protocol - PART 1: Let's Go to Space Prison!
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I like how all you have to do to open a cell door is break open a panel and cut the electrical ribbon, and what you use to break open a panel is literally just a shiv that Elias gives you. And Dani’s cell shows you that those panels are on the inside of the cells, so any prisoner with a shiv can easily break outta their cell…
Worst. Prison. Ever.
getting out of your cell sure is cool,but its under surveillance and on alien planet.... so where would you go?
@ Where would you go? Wherever the hell you wanted. The entire game is about avoiding and overcoming enemies trying to kill you, including robot guards that normally guard the prisoners.
And I don’t think the surveillance system is as useful as you think it is. Great, they can watch you break outta your cell. They also had surveillance when the biophages were attacking, and look how that turned out.
All I’m saying is if Jacob can survive a horde of murderous biophages, he can probably survive the guards that those biophages unalived.
And Callisto is a moon, not a planet.
@@What.99
let me explain.
Lets assume that its normal prison and he gets out of his cell, he have shiv and good mood. he gets spotted in 2 mins and captured, bcs he dont have guns,weapons... anything and whole prison is on him.
If you played the game (you clearly didnt) you would know that whole "prison break" was orchestrated by Director of that prison to simulate natural selection and to create Alpha...
Jacob "escaping a prison" means that hes a rat in the maze expected to die or mutate.
@@critical-thinker666 And yet he didn’t die or mutate, and he even kills the new Alpha (you can stick your assumption up your ass).
Part of me wishes the first half of Callisto could’ve been a prison breakout game, almost manhunt like. Then during the rioting they realize they’re even more fucked than they think they are.
I so agree with this and left a similar comment on Alanah Pierce’s first Callisto upload. They should have had us become uneasy (scared even) of the prison and it’s usual population running as a normal prison would. Telling a prison break epic that then develops into a zombie outbreak in a sprawling prison. I’m thinking Riddick escape Butcher Bay meets Dead Space.
The sad thing is this game had so much potential to be amazing
@@GM-xk1nw what about dead space that had similar formula? This game is dogshit in comparison to dead space remake.
This reminds me of Order 1887. Super-hyped. Pushing the tech. Next-level visuals. Mediocre gameplay. Underwhelming exerience.
@@thedarkemissary yup
@@smarfbag8714 yup that’s right
@@smarfbag8714you mean remastered
Been waiting for this AJ/Crew and great review guys.💪🏽
1:08:20-1:09:21 & 1:16:26-1:16:47 *Alex and AJ commentary had me dying.*
It’s one of the extremely few games I couldn’t bring myself to finish
Was gonna buy it for the Christmas holidays...thanks for the review, gonna steer well clear 😭😭😢😥
No its a good game they just want it to be like deadspace so bad you should buy it its amazing
@@alexacuna1641 Dude, stop it. It's not a good game. Even watching it was a chore. The visuals are phenomenal ngl but the gameplay was awful. Same thing, over and over and over. And not just repetitive, it was broken when you were against multiple enemies. Even if they fix that, it's still gonna be boring.
@@mjghp_artworks beat it twice and want to start a 3rd because the gameplay and atmosphere are so enjoyable. I would totally recommend this game to people who enjoy sci fi action/thriller content. One trophy away from platinum🤘🏼
It’s a super solid game, enjoy it for what it is, it’s NOT dead space.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME AT FULL PRICE WAIT UNTIL IT DROPS IN PRICE AROUND $20 or $25 PRICE RANGE FOR A GAME THAT PLAYS LIKE THIS.*
*ALSO BY THEN THE GAME SHOULD PLAY WAY BETTER AND RUN SMOOTHER BY THEN WITH ALL THE PATCHES.*
Gameplay starts at 20:20
*WE NEED PART 2 AJ/CREW* 🙏🏽
Great review was on of my favs, its frustration just looking at the level design is unorthodox and doesn't complement the gameplay
Excited to watch this
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The calyyypsoo protocoooool xD
That pizza looks so damn good
OJ's problem solving skills are brutal. It took him literally ten minutes to realize you need to dodge twice and once the first enemy dies to dodge again right away when the second one attacks. Wtf
The way it was worded was weird.
This was pure torture
you know theres a problem when you don't want to play anymore
I am completely convinced these people were just people who worked on dead space not the actual people who came up with the game because this is the least scary game I've ever seen and I am terrified by horror its nothing but jump scares lazy combat and a forgettable story if this is really the actual team its time for them to retire they have lost there touch and this studio is not making the money it needs from this for a sequel. So maybe it wasn't all EA that changed the game entirely maybe a lot of these choices were there's as well. Just something to ponder.
I love you fellas, its hard to see you all struggle with the combat, it absolutely is a turn based type of combat, the dodging mechanics are mad easy. I found the camera to be bigger nightmare when fighting 2+ enemies that are not in your front cone of vision.
You guys just have to get good at the game, I never seen someone die over and over so much. lol
Man joe always has dead batteries
I played through the whole game and I NEVER understood the save system. Damn I hated it =)
This game was so disappointing. The jump scares are half assed and the enemies are generic as can be. What a bummer.
1:21:34 Damn it Joe, why are you so blind? The lootable crate before, then this body... Whyy?
Where can I find that mix of juice box he was playing in the beginning?
Most dissapointing game of the year thats for sure😔 I was really looking forward to this but thankfully we have Dead Space coming in january. The trailers did a great job fooling us lol They made this game look like a 9/10 GOTY contender😂
Dead space better not suck.
Ah yes thankfully we have the lazy politically correct soulless cash grab Dead Space Remake with bad writing, acting and meh character designs.
@@Daniel-Rain-YT You realize my comment was over a year ago? I loved Dead Space Remake and 100% platinumed it on PS5 along with RE4R awhile ago. These are 10/10 games, so I have no idea why you would think that, but to each their own i guess🤷♂️
2:09:15 funnier and 2:08:15 is way funny to watch again
After watching an hour I'm amazed how bad this is. I wonder what kind of fake gamers the developers are to think that this boring, scripted walking simulator is what people want to see.
@angryjoe what is this song? 1:28
The game looks so goood
Game controls wrecked the whole game
They copied alot from dead space like the intro scene with the spaceship but couldn't get the guns right ?
They are not having fun at all.
Any of the angry army play a game called ‘Run Like Hell’ growing up? Had Lance Henrikssen as one of the VAs. That was a good b movie grade horror experience. I enjoyed it more than Callisto sadly.
They sounded so incredibly bored even before starting the game lol..
Jacob 😪
Joe, you're not enjoying this because, and I hate the cliche, but you're not playing it right. You're attacking like someone who barely ever plays games, you're not even trying to understand the mechanics and you're crapping on it without all the patches that have resolved every gripe I think you have with the game itself. Try it again now and actually try playing it right, and I think your opinion will change drastically. To sum it up, git gud 😏
Why bother typing this out, it's too little, too late
@@tinysquidwardonachair2236 Because it needed addressed. Why did you bother replying to my comment?
You needed addressed on a 10 month old video, now that's dedication right there
@tinysquidwardonachair2236 Did you mean that I needed to address something on a 10 month old video? I don't care if it's 10 months or 10 years. It's 10 seconds of typing. No sweat off my balls. 👋🧌
The game is still fundamentally flawed, but yeah, they definitely suck at it lmao.
Soooooo...dead space ripoff?
Dead Space ripoff.
Sweet graphic but GamePlay sucks balls 😮😅😢
Still better than the cringe worthy soulless cash grab that is the Dead Space Remake. P.S you can't play at all.