[ABRONSIUS] You think I haven’t got a clue, your cringing makes me weary It's time I introduce to you my fundamental theory Logic, logic the world is based on logic When I was but a little tot a-sittin' on my mama's knee a visionary thought I got as pure as trigonometry: It's logic [CHAGAL, ALFRED] Logic? [ABRONSIUS] the answer is logic! So to Heidelberg I travelled at the tender age of seven all my courses I unravelled by the time I turned eleven using logic [CHAGAL, ALFRED] Logic! [REBECCA, MAGDA] Logic! [ABRONSIUS] I became pedagogic! My reason's clear, my thinking's firm Evasions won't delude me this early bird will get his worm You simply can't elude me. Put me to the test, and you will find You can't mess with this professors' mind [painfully slow] With a logic unmistakable in rational reality your stubbornness I'll shake and break your confidentiality My skill is unsurpassable my thinking truly awesome Yet I do become irascible With people playing possum like you do! [getting up to speed] I've been sticking out my neck with such impeccable detection while deflecting all the dreck which you inflict in my direction. I came all the way from Heidelberg to undertake my final quest to save your suicidal berg I'll do my level-headed best for you! [steady pace] You may be a simple pigeon But you'd fly like a toboggan if you only had a smidgen of the knowledge in my noggin I'll deduce your toughest query While I execute a high kick and elucidate a theory with a logic almost psychic, unlike you. [ludicrous speed!] To detect the undetectable is what you can expect of me Dissecting the respectable just like an appendectomy My brain is like a razor cutting quick into confusion ripping deep into the haze of life, eluding all illusion, this is true! [REBECCA, MAGDA, ALFRED, CHAGAL] Oh, his thinking was so logical It caused a revolution He was named a demagogue of pedagogical pollution. And his theory is so radical his sermon so far-reaching that a permanent sabbatical now keeps him from his teaching what is true! If you haven't got a clue he will teach you what to do All illusion he'll pooh pooh Do it logically too. Though his theory is new pedagogically true our professor is taboo and his fame is overdue Our professor is a pip ever shooting from the hip when we need to get a grip into learning he will dip Though he really is a pain and a tiny pit insane His good name is down the drain but his logic will remain [ABRONSIUS, overlapping with the above on "What is true"] To detect the undetectable is what you can expect of me dissecting the respectable just like an appendectomy My brain is like a razor cutting quick into confusion Ripping deep into the haze of life, eluding all illusion, this is true! I do my best, sir and never mess, sir with a professor who is logical and true Who is logical and true! Who is logical and true! Who is logical and true! (shouted) Take me to your daughter! [ALL] He's / I'm Good And True!!!
[ABRONSIUS]
You think I haven’t got a clue,
your cringing makes me weary
It's time I introduce to you
my fundamental theory
Logic, logic
the world is based on logic
When I was but a little tot
a-sittin' on my mama's knee
a visionary thought I got
as pure as trigonometry:
It's logic
[CHAGAL, ALFRED]
Logic?
[ABRONSIUS]
the answer is logic!
So to Heidelberg I travelled
at the tender age of seven
all my courses I unravelled
by the time I turned eleven
using logic
[CHAGAL, ALFRED]
Logic!
[REBECCA, MAGDA]
Logic!
[ABRONSIUS]
I became pedagogic!
My reason's clear, my thinking's firm
Evasions won't delude me
this early bird will get his worm
You simply can't elude me.
Put me to the test, and you will find
You can't mess with this professors' mind
[painfully slow]
With a logic unmistakable
in rational reality
your stubbornness I'll shake
and break your confidentiality
My skill is unsurpassable
my thinking truly awesome
Yet I do become irascible
With people playing possum like you do!
[getting up to speed]
I've been sticking out my neck
with such impeccable detection
while deflecting all the dreck
which you inflict in my direction.
I came all the way from Heidelberg
to undertake my final quest
to save your suicidal berg
I'll do my level-headed best for you!
[steady pace]
You may be a simple pigeon
But you'd fly like a toboggan
if you only had a smidgen
of the knowledge in my noggin
I'll deduce your toughest query
While I execute a high kick
and elucidate a theory
with a logic almost psychic, unlike you.
[ludicrous speed!]
To detect the undetectable
is what you can expect of me
Dissecting the respectable
just like an appendectomy
My brain is like a razor
cutting quick into confusion
ripping deep into the haze of
life, eluding all illusion, this is true!
[REBECCA, MAGDA, ALFRED, CHAGAL]
Oh, his thinking was so logical
It caused a revolution
He was named a demagogue
of pedagogical pollution.
And his theory is so radical
his sermon so far-reaching
that a permanent sabbatical
now keeps him from his teaching what is true!
If you haven't got a clue
he will teach you what to do
All illusion he'll pooh pooh
Do it logically too.
Though his theory is new
pedagogically true
our professor is taboo
and his fame is overdue
Our professor is a pip
ever shooting from the hip
when we need to get a grip
into learning he will dip
Though he really is a pain
and a tiny pit insane
His good name is down the drain
but his logic will remain
[ABRONSIUS, overlapping with the above on "What is true"]
To detect the undetectable
is what you can expect of me
dissecting the respectable
just like an appendectomy
My brain is like a razor
cutting quick into confusion
Ripping deep into the haze of
life, eluding all illusion, this is true!
I do my best, sir
and never mess, sir
with a professor who is logical and true
Who is logical and true!
Who is logical and true!
Who is logical and true!
(shouted)
Take me to your daughter!
[ALL]
He's / I'm
Good
And
True!!!