It suggests that the Nintendo developers implemented the timing mechanism for AI's behind the player once the player finishes, to be based on the distance between the AI cars' current position and the goal divided by some speed factor (probably constant) as actually simulating the rest of the race to obtain accurate timings would be expensive as it would have to be simulated in real-time rather than calculated.
The minimap makes this look like battle mode. Just the CPUs driving around semi-randomly make this hillarious edit: baby park is also very appropriate for this course
3:45 You should have inserted a cut to the IRL version of this where Luigi is driving in circles with nothing around him, compared to the absolute chaos on-screen XD
Blue Shell in every other Mario Kart game:Is programmed to target the person or CPU in first. Blue Shell in Mario Kart Home:Live Circuit:confusion noises
This is way more like a Battle Mode instead of a Race Edit: I just noticed this but the map shows the Spiny shell from 7 to 8 deluxe while it should be the ones from Double Dash, DS, and Wii
Seeing this video really does make me think how many things they thought of and how impressive the technology is! I just wish the Bullet Bill was a bit more useful in certain situations
*Blue Shell:* "🎶Making my way down track. Gotta get there fast, Faces pass and I'm lost now. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO!, I wanna hit you! DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO!, But i missed you. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO!, And now i wonder...🎶"
The one thing that’s not horrible about the track is that there’s a thousand short cuts.
Lol
Ayy
the whole track is basically a shortcut
@@jam4536 Exactly
@@jam4536 lol
Seeing the Blue Shell wizz around countless times before hitting you was pretty entertaining.
ikr
And gives a shit ton of anxiety
Well, track roads are track roads, no matter how much I want to kaboom you into 9th.
@@tox3889 thousandth like👍
i love how the bots finish 10 seconds after LOL
It suggests that the Nintendo developers implemented the timing mechanism for AI's behind the player once the player finishes, to be based on the distance between the AI cars' current position and the goal divided by some speed factor (probably constant) as actually simulating the rest of the race to obtain accurate timings would be expensive as it would have to be simulated in real-time rather than calculated.
@@BennettRedacted trttttt
@@BennettRedacted man as a developer (not for nintendo) that is somthing tons of racing games do, you are 100% correct in that idea
U a pc gamer?
@@ShadeShake why is that important in this scenario?
No one:
The flipping blue shell trying to find 1st place: *circling intensifies*
Blue Shell: *Gives up and attacks 3rd*
That sure was a workout ngl
I don't even know where the Quiznos is...
IVE FOUND YOU NOW
FURRY
The baby park music makes it even funnier
I love how there is a fury chain in the replies
That's what I was thinking
Coupled with the koopalings spinning round and somehow perfectly knowing the weird track
@@bababoey3315 He has fury?
@@bababoey3315 oh no the fury
@@bababoey3315 ew a fury
You know your course is "Well Designed" when even the Blue Shell gets lost.
Yoshi Valley
Yoshi valley is a great example too
Not even the Bullet Bill knew wtf to do 🤣
Lol so true
The minimap makes this look like battle mode. Just the CPUs driving around semi-randomly make this hillarious
edit: baby park is also very appropriate for this course
Your right
Little timmy made this course
Yoshi’s Valley Too!
4:36 Mankalor can pick up lava bubbles??!!
Underrated comment
@@bluericky456 just said your comment was funny and pretty underrated... which means it needs more likes
Save him from the lava bubbles
This comment needs more likes I mean come on you gotta love that clip
Seems like his hand has fire resistance
The music was very fitting
This track scares me and gives me emotions that doesn't exist, this track is truely horrible
Blue Shell: don’t mind me, just making my way around to get to you... eventually?
Battle mode in mario kart live.
3:45 You should have inserted a cut to the IRL version of this where Luigi is driving in circles with nothing around him, compared to the absolute chaos on-screen XD
Blue shell: *has seizure*
Mankalor: aight ima head out
Wow he just gonna leave the blue shell flopping on the floor?
Finally! After all these years, there's finally a way to cheat at Mario Kart!
Live home circuit
"You are a horrible person"
-GLaDOS
PORTAL FAN :F
:D
i mentally read this in the right voice without even reading the whole comment
This is the closest thing to a room tour that we can get
The blue shell broke lol
The koopalings are like is this where we ice skate
1:59
i love how the blue shell does not know where to go
I love how the music for baby park is playing, as in the most straight forward track in Mario kart history, in this abomination of a track.
The CPU's might have fried their Micro-Chip
Even the blue shell is confused wether just follow the track or just go straight for Mankalor-
Someone that don't know this game and watch this video, will say: this is a glitch, the CPUs are glitching.
Random guy: what place are you in?
This dude: *yes.*
this is a course only a mother could love
1:54 - What a "persistent" Blue Shell!
The blue shell here is as confused as the blue shell in that Yoshi level in Mario Kart 8
(Few people will get that)
I get it
Yeah the blue shell gets confused on yoshi vallet
I especially loved the part where you hit yourself with a red shell (at least it looked like you did). Is that even possible in regular MK?
In MK8D, the red shell just goes through you
When you don’t have any house space:
Blue Shell in every other Mario Kart game:Is programmed to target the person or CPU in first.
Blue Shell in Mario Kart Home:Live Circuit:confusion noises
When he is making the track, he is like painting his floor
Yeah too bad the paint ain't pernimentu
How to cheat the cpus: make them go uneededly far and you just take the turn tight
Satan: « well firstly I just want to say that I’m a huge fan »
You basically did hiw to do battle mode on home circuit
Wait.. Charles STICKMAN?!?! You and Henry musta been busy
How was the marriage?
@@tntstrikercrispyfries8941 what wut u mean is it because my name.
Im charles from a different universe
Charles Stickmin well either way it should be Cavin not Stickmin because it just sounds weird and it’s like you and Henry got married
;^)
I did something like this once so the cpus would have a stroke and I could finish before them
I love how the blue Shell tales his time to reach the 1st place... Like the warp orb from CTR
2:58 裏切りの赤甲羅
The shell comes back to luigi
This absolute chaos is amazing
This is way more like a Battle Mode instead of a Race
Edit: I just noticed this but the map shows the Spiny shell from 7 to 8 deluxe while it should be the ones from Double Dash, DS, and Wii
2:57 Ultimate Betrayal
Nobody at all on earth: Blue shell: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Seeing this video really does make me think how many things they thought of and how impressive the technology is! I just wish the Bullet Bill was a bit more useful in certain situations
Mario Kart: Home Demolition Derby
I would like to have a moment of silence for the bullet bill AI
Me:This is a spawn from satan.
That blue shell looked very confused
When you find a glitch for a speedrun of the track
Friend: Say an example of my house
Me:
4:36 perfect timing
Ikr
Never play connect the dots on a firework ball or you'll get THIS.
Gotta respect the koopalings for sticking to the track and not taking shortcuts
1:58 That has to be the longest blue shell
1:29 start!
1:57 The blue shell too is playing a crazy race.
2:05 crazy Blue shell😂
Lakitu: How big do you want your track to be?
Mankalor: Y e s
Me: kicks the cars
Just be glad there aren't any cats around.
Because that might make the track even worse, or because the course looks like tangled yarn?
@@aishutoon4553 They'd make the track worse because they would block a huge chunk of it.
The blue shell got lost, and could not find it's target.
Mario Kart: we recommend a widen open room for a better exprience
People at college:
0:03
How many curves do you want in you track
Mario: yes
Luigi: who you calling mario
Mario: no I shall be the one that dose the work I'm a god
Luigi: guys stop I did it plz I did the work more than this fat Plummer
This track is the embodiment of pain and suffering if you ask me
My favorite track: the seizure circuit
You fool, you just splatoon'd your entire living area!
We Shall call this the- uhhh What Is this Circuit?
instant noodle circuit
Battle recreation circuit
imagine the CPUs seeing this like "did the circuit man just get drunk and make a scribble on microsoft paint and call it a day"
When you have a room the size of a closet but want to make a track the size of rainbow road
this is how you speedrun unlocking eveything, just piss off the koopalings
Accurate representation of how racing toy cars across the house felt to 6 y/o me
When you have a small room:
Blue shell: Don't move, I'll be there in 10 mins.
You didn't even properly close the flaps on the gate support beams as part of step three of prepping the gates. you have to push them inward
How to turn a small room into the world strangest map
Idea: give people a good track editor
Result:
Mario Kart home edition wallet: allow me to introduce myself
Nobody:
My last brain cells during a test 3:38
How can the game handle it?
2:58 I dont know a lot about mario kart, but that red shell you just throwed hitted you?
How to make battle mode in Home Circuit:
This comment is way too underated it needs more likes
Lmao you know a track is that bad when the blue shell turns into a fire alarm
Wanna know what is a more horrible track:
Summoning satan
I've done this for my Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit speedrun to get the koopalings out of the way.
It was a success.
When your mom is vacuuming the house and you are stuck
3:09 4:53
Luigi wins.
I feel like I'm seeing them battle with all those items coming out of no where. Yeah looks like Battle mode
Everyone's talking about the confused blue shell and just ignoring the red shell that looped around to hit Luigi after he threw it.
This is how they designed [INSERT CITY HERE] roads.
"Make a course, any shape, all it has to do is pass under the 4 gates"'
*Blue Shell:* "🎶Making my way down track.
Gotta get there fast,
Faces pass and I'm lost now. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO!,
I wanna hit you!
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO!,
But i missed you.
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO!,
And now i wonder...🎶"
Why on Earth did I feel the need to watch this?
At 3:00 LOL Your Red Shell hit you Thats Instant Karma XD
You know when your course is good when your own red shell hits you
When you don't have enough room in your house to make a track
this is sooooooo confusing even the CPUs dont know what to do
Chaos: Eight Player Smash
Actual Chaos:
So basically, Nightmare Cup.
POV: You're in a bumper cars ride, but in third person.
Now that I think about it, you can beat any CPU with ease on a track like that
Even lakitu does not know the right way anymore...
1:17 Just in case!
Me:mom can I buy spaggheti my mom:we have sphagetti at home
The sphagetti at home:
actually a good track considering you only see track ahead of you, so you could essentially have it change paths
This is just what it looks like to cheese gold cups by ignoring the 'track' and heading for the gates.