I don't know, we didn't see Rei hit the yoinky spoinky fresh with the sauce hold the mayo double pickles on the G grind sigma set? But it's alright, for like, a meme I guess.
@@cheselover24Can i use my soundboard? (Vine boom) We live, we love, we lie, (Bell) (Click) RAAAHHHHH (Bad piggies building theme) (Woohoo! Sfx from bad piggies) Good enough? If not, then ill use the spell card Protogen Antivirus and activate my trap [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
@mikeoxsmal1018 It's the album cover of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea." It's my favorite album of all time. You should listen to it. It's really good.
I like how Asuka in the show is quite academically gifted, years ahead of her peers in classes and speaks 3(?) Languages, but here she can't multiply 2 1 digit numbers lol
@@YourPalKindredYou're gonna like this: the square root of -1 times the square root of -1 is itself -1. So the square root of -1 to the power of 4 equals 1. And get this: you can have negative square root of minus one.
I love that in NGE, the fans simultaneously hold an understanding of these deep, richly developed characters…and the meme versions. And we love them both equally. This is hilarious.
i like to think they're all physically in the same room and not on discord and asuka just carries around a soundboard with her all the time to do this because she's asuka
They're all inside of 200 foot tall EVA clones of themselves, inside a proportionately gigantic house, and Asuka has a soundboard in the cockpit with her.
@@amadeosendiulo2137 oh yeah, forgot about that. Feels kinda redundant though since the regular definition of incel already means both men and women can be one
Nah Rei be roasting him for no mother until she realizes she's a clone of his mother💀💀 Edit: 3K LIKES OH MY GAWD THANK U ALL this is the highest likes I've gotten 😂🤣
After which, same night Asuka proceeds to sneak into Shinji's room, then kind of forces him to have sex with her, only to flee ("you're disgusting !") before either of them have finished and starts yell-crying once she's sure nobody can hear her.
This is like a conversation between the different types of incels that exist on the internet, Shinji the simp, asuka the femcel who whole heartedly buys into the manopshere shit about chads, Stacies, alphas and betas, and Rei just full black pilled misanthropist
Ugh. That’s the one thing I can’t condone. Almost anything else, I can dismiss as him being coerced, bullied, manipulated, or traumatized beyond repair, but everything about the hospital scene… He was right, he was fucked up.
You actually did it accurately with how shinji is getting ignored by rei and Asuka until he screams, only thing I would change is the end where it's end of evangelion lol
@@xTheMenaceHimselfx Ah! As much as I prefer the Netflix dub overall, they unfortunately tone down Shinji and Kaworu's attraction to each other. But yeah, with all the blushing and smiling, even if Shinji isn't bisexual specifically, there's no way he wasn't into Kaworu.
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you captured their personalities so well like Shinji's unawareness of himself or Asuka's famous soundboard
Asuka's classic and iconic soundboard! I can't believe nobody ever talks about it, it's the best part of her character imo
she played it a lot in the famous elevator screen, people say everyone hears a different sound during it!
Shinji: I feel so alone...
Asuka: O-OO-O-OO-O-O-O-OOOHH MY GAAWD
I don't know, we didn't see Rei hit the yoinky spoinky fresh with the sauce hold the mayo double pickles on the G grind sigma set?
But it's alright, for like, a meme I guess.
@@cheselover24Can i use my soundboard?
(Vine boom)
We live, we love, we lie,
(Bell)
(Click)
RAAAHHHHH
(Bad piggies building theme)
(Woohoo! Sfx from bad piggies)
Good enough? If not, then ill use the spell card Protogen Antivirus and activate my trap [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
I can only imagine Asuka carrying around a boombox as her soundboard with several cassettes hanging from her shoulders for easy access.
W profile picture
“Hold on, I got a meme for this”
Why the fuck do you have so many subscriptions that are the same as mine-
I thought that bluds profile picture was a sauropod with a giant ass lemon on its back 💀
@mikeoxsmal1018 It's the album cover of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea." It's my favorite album of all time. You should listen to it. It's really good.
“I’M NOT GAY”
*seconds later*
“Shinji can’t help being gay”
“Thanks Rei”
Give him a minute
Shinji: HEY!
There it is
@@perrytheplate "Make fun of him for something that's his fault..."
@@youknowwhat5008” like his ugly haircut.
And his dead mother”
@@Voice-of-Allegro said his dead mother
@@Dion06 "AHA YOU SUCK"
I like how Asuka in the show is quite academically gifted, years ahead of her peers in classes and speaks 3(?) Languages, but here she can't multiply 2 1 digit numbers lol
To be fair, -1 × -1 = 1 is a little trippy
@@YourPalKindred Time for an entire trippy art house sequence where Shinji dives into his mind to understand the complexities of mathematics
@@YourPalKindredYou're gonna like this: the square root of -1 times the square root of -1 is itself -1. So the square root of -1 to the power of 4 equals 1. And get this: you can have negative square root of minus one.
@@FHBStudiothe square root of -1 isn't-1, it's i
@@Scyber_0I know. Reread my comment. I used "square root of -1" instead of i.
I love that in NGE, the fans simultaneously hold an understanding of these deep, richly developed characters…and the meme versions. And we love them both equally.
This is hilarious.
thats what makes the memes so funny
The better you understand the characters the better memes you can make out of them
Not that deep
@@Dorkeydaze that deep in your mom
@@Dorkeydazeyes it is are u slow?
Shinji needs a big strong Kaworu to come protect him from these mean girls.
Considering Kaworu’s probably one of the only people who didn’t treat Shinji like crap, I agree wholeheartedly
@@BlueSpino4472This is probably one of the funniest 2 minutes and 8 seconds of my life; lol.
Big black oily kaworu
real
Oh he definitely will
if Evangelion was an absurdist comedy
that “. . .ssSsSo wrong, Yuhkneow, if WE were ever together” was so good 😭
Wait it’s not ?
😦@@The-not-so-charming-prince
@@The-not-so-charming-prince ur right.
Baloney pony timeline
This video makes me wanna get a soundboard.
I read it with Sonic the Hedgehog's voice
@@yuyuyunuI did too, but like the way that Arin from game grumps does it
Hell yeah dude
this is why i have a soundboard
@@yuyuyunu same
i like to think they're all physically in the same room and not on discord and asuka just carries around a soundboard with her all the time to do this because she's asuka
I didn't realise I was supposed to think it was on Discord, I thought the same lol
Maybe the new reboot will be all Gen Alphas skibidi'ing on Tik Tok.
Wait they're supposed to be talking on Discord?
They're all inside of 200 foot tall EVA clones of themselves, inside a proportionately gigantic house, and Asuka has a soundboard in the cockpit with her.
Shinji in the background the whole time is killing me🤣🤣🤣
I like how Rei didn’t say “no” until Shinji brought up Red Lobster
She is vegan after all
“Excuse me?” Sounded so genuine
Most emotional that rei ever was
Asuka being a femcel is so unbelievably accurate for her
Her just being a regular incel fits better
@@RetroMagnus761how is that different
@@RetroMagnus761 Femcel simply means female incel, so they meant that.
@@amadeosendiulo2137 oh yeah, forgot about that. Feels kinda redundant though since the regular definition of incel already means both men and women can be one
@@RetroMagnus761 European languages work like that because of patriarchy. English is MOSTLY free of it nowadays.
If the actual dub had this realistic shinji voice acting, I might actually watch Eva.
Tf you mean? Adv dub top tier
@@obamacare9396 what's adv?
@@notfunny3397 The Animation Dubbing Visions company that made the 1st dub for Eva
@@obamacare9396just no 💀
@@therealporchshitter34 why
😂 I can't wait to see you go places!
"Wait being gay is negative" just had me busting up laughin
I now think Sinji's depression was twice justified
Which means twice the Third Impact! 😃
@@Termina2018that’d make it the 6th impact
@@The_scrongler1978what would even happen in a 6th impact?
@@Foxking437 I'm sure they counted past that in Rebuild.
@@gunslingergirl2579no they just had a 6th. I counted. The last one was the 6th
I started to feel bad about Shinji, but then I remembered the first scene of The End Of Evangelion
Yeah well that’s only cause he lost his Kaworu
Whats wrong? He dropped his yoghurt its not that bad chill out
This meme justifies it
Pretty much proves a case of the not gays.
Also makes him a creep but you know....
@@black0ut77it’s actually his allergies, he silently sneezed so that’s why you didn’t hear him sneezing
“Asuka, be serious. That wasn’t funny. Shinji can’t help being gay. Make fun of him for something that’s his fault”
Rei’s spitting
LIKE HIS DEAD MOTHER , I CAN'T, I FUCKING CAN'T HAAHAH
@@musicalsaber6433Gendo who was secretly in the corner the whole time: *coughs awkwardly
😭
@@notme8232Shinji: what the?....dad?
Rei with the deadass GLaDOS impression
yooooo ur right tho
god i wanna be deep in glados thanks for reminding me
@@тоска-р1о 🤨📸
@@тоска-р1о ???
LOL😂
Shinji having a mental breakdown unnoticed in the background about not being gay is entirely lore accurate.
1:59 Asuka you can't be laughing
*YOUR MOTHER KILLED HERSELF AAAAHHHH!!!*
She forgor
"Is this your way of asking me out? I accept--"
"No."
"Oh..."
The timing on that was so perfect it floored me, holy shit.
Hey, it’s you! I know you! Nice.
Shinji when he returns to Rei as a lightsider when she got into him as a darksider
Asuka, Shinji and I are both gay.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 'We are?!
"Asuka, Shinji and I are both gay"
"Yeah, so that cancels it out"
This is the funniest sentence I've ever heard
Nah Rei be roasting him for no mother until she realizes she's a clone of his mother💀💀
Edit: 3K LIKES OH MY GAWD THANK U ALL this is the highest likes I've gotten 😂🤣
Kinda
If the clone is gay doesn't that mean Shinji's mom was gay?
@@j.vazquez8966 this is why gendo's so fucked up
Wait WHAT
Dude spoilers
The way Shinji said 'Oh' when Rei rejected him is heartbreaking and I can't stop laughing at it. I don't know what that says about me
“So gay is negative”
“Excuse me?”
Underrated. Made me laugh out loud.
it is tho
I mean it's Positive for Aids
The one fact will trigger all of LGBTQ community
😭
@@jinga876
Oi.
Shinji: “Seriously, who told you I was gay?”
Kaworu: “Yo!”
I love how viscerally offended Rei and Shinji are at the soundboard.
1:18 I like the way Rei sounds here, I don't know how to describe it but it's sounds comforting for some reason
Because it’s so sarcastic
Glados Rei
Motherly instinct
I like how this stays true to the source material by having Asuka have her trusty soundboard handy at all times.
Never thought I'd hear Asuka and Rei making fun of Shinji for having a dead mother lol
After which, same night Asuka proceeds to sneak into Shinji's room, then kind of forces him to have sex with her, only to flee ("you're disgusting !") before either of them have finished and starts yell-crying once she's sure nobody can hear her.
@@BlueTemplar15 Is this some weird ass fanfiction, or did I miss something?
Ironic considering Asuka's mother is "hanging out" and Rei's mother doesnt exist 😭
@@BlueTemplar15WHAT. THE. FUCK.
This is canon. ̶S̶h̶i̶n̶j̶i̶ Asuka does watch old Smosh.
Evangelion canon: a traumatizing story of a teenage girl whose mom commited suicide.
Evangelion fanon:
Oh god Shinji's voice makes me want to be his friend, i can't stand seeing him like that 🥺
Hospital scene lmao
@@theschnozzler Still want to be his friend!!!!!
@@dami8875 fair
@@dami8875He bout to make you more than a friend 💀
Everyone always uses the hospital scene, i can excuse anything but that. Shinji is a lonely kid, surely he needed someone to comfort him.
better shinji voice than both official eva dubs by far
@@Ka1s3l it's a joke
@@mr.ironic95 no it's not
@@VinnyContiello damn my b
True.
Hell no. Adv dub and original Japanese are the best absolutely for Shinji’s voice.
This is like a conversation between the different types of incels that exist on the internet, Shinji the simp, asuka the femcel who whole heartedly buys into the manopshere shit about chads, Stacies, alphas and betas, and Rei just full black pilled misanthropist
Shinji is a beta cuck confirmed. He should mew until his vril is maxxed.
Asuka kinda gives off the vibes of that one kind of incel that hates modern men or women because they can't get game anymore
This is actually so good, make more please
I love how the first place Shinji thought of to go on a date was RED LOBSTER of all places
Cheddar Biscuits do slap, to be fair.
I mean their food is really good tho so i cant blame him
thats already enough of a reason to reject a man
shinji whining, asuka babbling random shit and rei being bitta blunt...
so real!
Shinji's responses before being called gay are so awkward i swear to god
it’s so cute tho
Aint no way asuka talking smack about dead mamas 💀
this is really duxking good, youve got all the characters personalities but none of the brain cells its so great
Shinji could've easily roasted Asuka by just mentioning the hospital scene
Or HER dead mother. At least Shinji's dead mom is literally standing 2 feet away from them.
His mother was being industrialized, how does that response improve the situation? @@notme8232
Ugh. That’s the one thing I can’t condone. Almost anything else, I can dismiss as him being coerced, bullied, manipulated, or traumatized beyond repair, but everything about the hospital scene… He was right, he was fucked up.
Actually I'm pretty sure that would only work as a roast against Shinji himself
@@RetroMagnus761 yeah but the point of it is it would've been so disturbing that it shuts Asuka up. Basically it's a Hail Mary
That "write it down if you have to" was gold! Rei's voice is 11/10. Well they're all great.
Shinji having an existential crisis in background is the best thing about this video.
Shinji is hitting on someone who is simultaneously his sister and his aunt.
I love the way they aren't even acknowledging each other.
Shinji's sad little "ohs.." are so funny
Shinji needs some reassuring hugs 😔
@@brianchen902shinji is such a cutie he def needs that hug
0:54 PROVE HER WRONG THOUGH MY GIRL SPITTING FACTS 😤😤🗣🗣‼️‼️
Asuka: brain currently has the iq equivalent to toast
Rei: mom mode
And Shinji: fuck you shinji, you don’t get a summary
It sucks being Shinji,.
depends
1:50 the delivery of “shinji cant help being gay” is just so awkward and funny to me lmao
0:29 XD The Smosh Sound effect!
"okay so gay is negative, right?"
my jaw dropped
"Excuse me?!?!" 😠
Sounds about right, nonexistent.
"I have w rizz"said the sis who has vegeta's pride💀
Realistic middle schooler dialogue
"It was my understanding that you had never learned to count"
GodDAMN she didn't have to destroy her that hard
Asuka didn't even seem offended lmao
All 3 voices done to perfection
"PUT ON THE PROGRAMMER SOCKS SHINJI I NEED THIS"
🤨📸
@@iamnotverycreativesorryyou can’t deny that shinji is a cutie
-Kaworu
so what i'm getting from this is i started watching this show at the perfect time
Shinji: I’m not gay!
Looks at Kaworu - you sure?
Looks at hospital scene - bi then?
I'm quite a fan of the "so love deprive he'd probably go for anything really" theory
Watch that kid unironically date a rock
@@Drip_Wooper That still makes him bi 💀
@@Drip_Wooper That's barely even a theory, his hallucination of Asuka literally says that in End of Evangelion.
@@Ba_Bang_1535I mean wouldn't that make him pan?
"Write it down if you have to" and that insult doesn't go through her left eye, while Shinji has another existential crisis.
i'm dying of laughter
"and his dead mother" STOOOOOP LMFAO
I haven’t had a laugh this good in a while
I still love Shinji's protest throughout the entire thing
Most normal conversation in NGE
Shinji sounds like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and I'm NOT complaining~
“Oh I would never treat you so wrong”
Does he know?
Thank God for the evangelion community; the memes and funny videos are what help you recover from the depression after watching the episodes
Asuka got her college degree from McDonalds.
Mc Soryu’s
Asuka spouting genZ slangs like W rizz, Stacy and Chad is the best thing ever
1:54 They wouldn't be saying this if Shinji had a low-taper fade fr fr
I laughed hard at this one! Once I started thinking that Rei is kind of reasonable and mature, she says about Shinji's dead mother O_O
Especially when she is said dead mom.
vine boom effect
Ive never watched evangelion yet i feel like this is an accurate representation of their relationship
This episode led him down a dark path of strangulation.
And masturbation.
It sent him tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
I wanna imagine shinji finally losing it
Not happening
You actually did it accurately with how shinji is getting ignored by rei and Asuka until he screams, only thing I would change is the end where it's end of evangelion lol
Implying his dead mother is his fault is vile 😂
This is absolutely part of what happened to him when he was in the Eva during EoE
😭Sinji's "oh..." is so fucking hearbreaking 💀
Asuka trying to do math was so cute 😂
i don't know why i laughed so hard at this
"Did you just play your soundboard at me? 😐"
“Write it out if you have to”
Evangelion 8.0 : i'm (NOT) ghey, Asuka
"Write it down if you have to" is the coldest shit she ever read cold.
dude this is literally when my three brain cells try to form a coherent sentence but it just comes out as "morning hi good"
Rei sounds like Glados from portal and I love it
I love how Rei and Asuka say almost the exact same thing at the beginning
Nah, the random soundboard party killed me ahahahahah
rebuild evangelion 4.4: asuka learns shes a moron when it comes to math
"and his dead mother" ok Asuka
Shinji timidly asking if he can go to red lobster is pretty taint
"You caused the explosions asuka" 😐
Shinji giving "Chucky from Rugrats" vibes.
Of course Shinji isn't gay. Why would Asuka and Rei ever suggest something so blatantly false?
He's *clearly* bisexual, just the way Kaworu likes it.
huh-💀
Canon source?
@@xTheMenaceHimselfx You've seen the whole show, right? I don't wanna spoil anything 'cause NGE is a helluva trip
@@SmashGenesis I have on Netflix, but I didn't get the impression that he was bi.
@@xTheMenaceHimselfx Ah! As much as I prefer the Netflix dub overall, they unfortunately tone down Shinji and Kaworu's attraction to each other. But yeah, with all the blushing and smiling, even if Shinji isn't bisexual specifically, there's no way he wasn't into Kaworu.
Shinji just sounds so silly, he's like a peanuts character or something
Shinji proceeds to strangle asuka
And then Shinji caused instrumentality where he chokes out Asuka. Living his dream.