Teach yourself Glaswegian: Lesson 1

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  • @Daniel-ox1sb
    @Daniel-ox1sb 2 роки тому +523

    Whoever thought of Scottish DJ Jesus is a visionary

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 2 роки тому +7

      #GodisaDJ

    • @muiresuilgorm3452
      @muiresuilgorm3452 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 2 роки тому +6

      I don't think Jesus could have been Scottish, for he did not headbutt enough people.

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 2 роки тому

      @@meisteremm Or any, to be precise.

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 2 роки тому

      @@aclark903 You didn't read that part in the Book of Luke where Jesus headbutted some cunt for bumping into him and then walking on like nothing happened?

  • @blast3028
    @blast3028 4 роки тому +903

    the fact that the subtitles are wrong makes this way funnier

    • @RosieWilliamOlivia
      @RosieWilliamOlivia 4 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same 😂

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому +21

      Only wrong in a couple of places and I can't find the original video to make the corrections

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому +6

      @Auspician Yes, I am. It was done in a hurry and I'm going deaf as well as daft. Do you have a link to the original show, please?

    • @gregjones3660
      @gregjones3660 2 роки тому

      That is funny isn’t it you cont

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart 2 роки тому +15

      You mean the subtitles are Tom. 😁

  • @cheekybastard7798
    @cheekybastard7798 5 років тому +872

    “Where in America is that? Dublin” has me on the ground ahhahaha

    • @Pteromandias
      @Pteromandias 2 роки тому +22

      Funny, we have a town here in Texas called Dublin. It's where Dr. Pepper soda was first bottled.

    • @LuIsSaNcHeZ510
      @LuIsSaNcHeZ510 2 роки тому +5

      There’s a Dublin in California too

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 2 роки тому

      You from the same part of England as dick van duke?

    • @loveletters5937
      @loveletters5937 2 роки тому +4

      Dr. Pepper shoulda kept his roaster mooth shut in front i thi 'Wegian if he didnae want bottling!

    • @wordofyourbody3252
      @wordofyourbody3252 2 роки тому +6

      There’s a Dublin in Ohio- it’s where the Wendy’s Headquarters is.

  • @doraanderson7403
    @doraanderson7403 2 роки тому +187

    The taller guy trying to say eleven in an English accent has me on the floor.... To this day, it's too funny when my brother does it! 😂😂

    • @piggypiggypig1746
      @piggypiggypig1746 2 роки тому +9

      This will really blow your mind, it was the shorter guy who attempted the English accent. xD

    • @doraanderson7403
      @doraanderson7403 2 роки тому +1

      @@piggypiggypig1746 Ah, i must have mixed it up, either way, It's still too funny for words! 😁😁😂😂😂😂

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx 2 роки тому +231

    Even as a American, when the Scot is like, "voice recognition technology?" I'm like, "even this guy knows thats a BAD IDEA!"

  • @christinedorman3383
    @christinedorman3383 7 років тому +443

    I was laughing out loud. Even the subtitles aren't quite getting the words right. :D

  • @adrianwilkinson4790
    @adrianwilkinson4790 3 роки тому +454

    This is Excellent. Great imagination and perfectly executed. i'd like more of this.

  • @hs4619
    @hs4619 2 роки тому +121

    I love how the subtitles have mistakes in them/are incorrect, it makes it even better.

  • @Noname-xi7xi
    @Noname-xi7xi 2 роки тому +62

    The elevator scetch is simply amazing, it is so funny I almost fell from my chair!!!

  • @bennaustin6632
    @bennaustin6632 2 роки тому +36

    As an Australian, I relate to the voice recognition bit!

    • @geoffsecombe
      @geoffsecombe 2 роки тому +6

      I was in a shop in Scotland (of all places) and asked the woman behind the counter for a can of coke, in what I considered to be my gentle and refined Australian accent. She gave me a Kit-Kat.

  • @wendydee3007
    @wendydee3007 2 роки тому +66

    I've been with my Glaswegian partner for 15 years. I'm still asking him to repeat himself haha :o)

  • @thegunslinger8806
    @thegunslinger8806 2 роки тому +30

    I love the scots sense of humor, a lot less buzz Killington than the English sometimes.

  • @victorfinngall3911
    @victorfinngall3911 2 роки тому +40

    Never underestimate the power of silly comedy.

  • @ezequielalmada197
    @ezequielalmada197 7 років тому +213

    I haven't laughed this hard for YEARS!!!! And then people wonder why I love Scotland.

  • @robbierotten5451
    @robbierotten5451 6 років тому +68

    The subtitles on this were pure rank man

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому +4

      Pat of its beauty! 😇

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому +4

      I know. I knew a long time ago. BUT I can't find the original footage to change them.

    • @1nikg
      @1nikg 2 роки тому

      Aye tank rotten

  • @janruudschutrups9382
    @janruudschutrups9382 2 роки тому +38

    At some point I would have tried "ten" and walked the last bit taking the stairs XD!

    • @himmelsdemon
      @himmelsdemon 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I came up with, nice to see a like mind!

    • @darienhigh
      @darienhigh 2 роки тому

      I would've done the same

  • @esie97
    @esie97 2 роки тому +26

    The scenes are all from Burniston, it's a Scottish comedy programme

  • @martinlinger544
    @martinlinger544 2 роки тому +5

    Voice recognition has me in stitches every time

  • @Choucheeeenn
    @Choucheeeenn 7 років тому +85

    7 Scots stayed stuck in a lift with voice recognition xD

  • @Ailurophile1984
    @Ailurophile1984 7 років тому +66

    Hahahahahaha. In fact, trying on a Southern American accent in that elevator with that word would've made things even harder for them, since traditionally we stress the first syllable (E-leven, not e-LE-ven)

  • @MorganThorgan
    @MorganThorgan 2 роки тому +5

    Whats funniest about this is its totally true. Where I used to live was on the border of Scotland and England. The problem is when voice recognition first came out it only did the stereotypical English or Scottish accent. Our area has an awful blend of English and Scottish and no voice recognition could understand a word we said. It got so bad they had to have an attendant stand at the lift in our local area who had a very English accent. It took them over a year to sort this situation out and when they did sort it out no one would get in the lift cause no one trusted it without the attendant lol.

  • @curiousmind8856
    @curiousmind8856 2 роки тому +14

    Absolutely hilarious!!!
    Still game series is a hit too.

  • @Proteus-zb6qv
    @Proteus-zb6qv 2 роки тому +25

    This is brilliant. Simple but genius

  • @kathleencallaghan2681
    @kathleencallaghan2681 5 років тому +21

    Laughed so hard tears were rolling out of my eyes.

  • @mark..A
    @mark..A 2 роки тому +17

    In 1994 ,I bought a fender stratocaster deluxe plus from a shop in hemel Hempstead.
    The salesman was an Irish looking Scot and when describing the crimson Ash colour, he said that the GREEN was prominent.
    I realised a few seconds later that he meant the GRAIN of the wood.
    I would rather of had a nest of hornets shoved up my arse then own a green guitar

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 2 роки тому +10

    Neb'dy knows the plight of Scotts NEB'DY!

  • @prathameshgawade536
    @prathameshgawade536 2 роки тому +9

    After 10 years these are getting recommend
    UA-cam has weird algorithm
    But it still made me laugh 🤣, simple nice comedy.

  • @nickdettonic2
    @nickdettonic2 7 років тому +88

    one of the funniest video worldwide, at the moment. Very well realized and interpretated. Really a god job bros

  • @generalpurpose772
    @generalpurpose772 2 роки тому +16

    3:25 you transcribed that part wrong, he said, “that we’d be going aff our nuts at it”, which in English basically means they knew we would be going crazy/getting angry trying to make it work.

  • @fernandobuscemi5105
    @fernandobuscemi5105 6 років тому +26

    Un video divertentissimo. Un saluto dalla Sicilia! A very funny Video (y) Greetings from Sicily!

  • @claudioclaudegottardi254
    @claudioclaudegottardi254 7 років тому +52

    OLIVIAN, ALEVEN, ÜLIVIN, ÖLAVEN, ÅLËVÔN, ETC. ETC... 😂😂😂

  • @DonMeaker
    @DonMeaker 2 роки тому +7

    US Cavalry in the west hears drums.
    General Custer: "Those are war drums!"
    Glasweigan Sergeant: "The thievin' bastards!!"

    • @Polkazavr
      @Polkazavr 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't get it, can you explain please?

    • @Peter_Schiavo
      @Peter_Schiavo 2 роки тому +3

      @@Polkazavr "Those are our drums."

  • @ayshasharma176
    @ayshasharma176 2 роки тому +1

    Where was this all these years😆 this should get millions likes

  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 3 роки тому +34

    I was wondering why I could understand every word they say, then I realised I was reading the subtitles, I close my eyes and I can't understand a single sentence

    • @nope110
      @nope110 2 роки тому +3

      The subtitles are completely wrong

    • @1nikg
      @1nikg 2 роки тому

      I think he means the subtitles put in place by the uploader

  • @munthirv
    @munthirv 7 років тому +7

    OMG !!!! "i'm not begging that for nothing" :D , i laughed out very loud...

  • @elijahjakobsen7898
    @elijahjakobsen7898 3 роки тому +17

    Eleven in scottish: aleven - all even, and eleven is 11. Which ish a tied score. It all makes sense nu.

  • @biblybims9868
    @biblybims9868 2 роки тому +2

    Scottish humour is criminally underrated

  • @martaanklewicz1103
    @martaanklewicz1103 2 роки тому +6

    I don't know how to say "eleven" anymore after that🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

  • @dillydally6277
    @dillydally6277 3 роки тому +6

    Me talking tae Alexa , asking for an alarm tae be set 😄❤

  • @ordenax
    @ordenax 2 роки тому +7

    Such great humour. Brilliant. And I thought I liked British comedy.

  • @RenmiyaAsakura
    @RenmiyaAsakura 8 років тому +42

    In the name of me

  • @pauln1557
    @pauln1557 2 роки тому +11

    Don't laugh at the lift sketch too much, this is a glimpse of the future, unnecessary electronic shite causing mega stress!!
    Douglas Adams predicted this 40 years ago, as all 'Hitch hikers guide to the universe' fans will remember!!

  • @hancelmelanis5204
    @hancelmelanis5204 7 років тому +7

    Or just take us anywhere you COW, just open the doors!
    Man! i love it! Hahahaha LOL

  • @Mr_Spock
    @Mr_Spock 2 роки тому

    That's some funny stuff . Brilliant 👏 best comedy I've seen in years

  • @Pteromandias
    @Pteromandias 2 роки тому +5

    Heh, I thought I was going to watch a video about the Glaswegian accent. This was good enough though.

  • @richard392
    @richard392 2 роки тому +2

    OH CMON i was sure in the end the voice was going to tell them that the building only has 10 floors ! cmon it was right there....

  • @OLDCHEMIST1
    @OLDCHEMIST1 2 роки тому

    Brilliant! As a Sassenach, I love Scottish comedy.

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 2 роки тому +6

    They should have tried other levels/floors like TEN and walk a floor up.

  • @yevanasvetya5486
    @yevanasvetya5486 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that i can laugh because thereis a subtitle is just peak comedy

  • @MattAutoMotive
    @MattAutoMotive 3 роки тому +13

    Well this goes for the entire Scottish language but the glaswegians use alot more Scottish words than anyone does in Edinburgh for instance

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому

      Maybe because Edinburgh is reputed to have the best English in the Western world. I repeat REPUTED - it ain't necessarily so.

    • @GeMcR
      @GeMcR 2 роки тому

      Reason for that is that Edinburgh is full of students from England. Git yersel tae an auld mans pub in Leith instead!

    • @lucabrasi8420
      @lucabrasi8420 2 роки тому +2

      Talking shite.
      Mid Lothian, East Lothian etc have they're own dialect just like the majority of Scotland does to some degree with some word's used in any region and others more localised.
      While their are people who speak English to the degree they could pass for English in Edinburgh they are far from the norm or mass population.

    • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
      @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 2 роки тому +1

      @@lucabrasi8420 Yes and no.
      Folk from Edinburgh do speak more clearly than Weegies.
      I agree with you that in north Edinburgh and Leith, the accent/dialect is strong and distinct, but it's still easier to understand than Weegie.

    • @marke8313
      @marke8313 2 роки тому

      @@lucabrasi8420 aye they call a roll n chips a chip roll up there eh 😬

  • @hs4619
    @hs4619 2 роки тому +2

    This is just gold

  • @MohammedGAbid
    @MohammedGAbid 6 років тому +3

    Just wonderful

  • @TheNiall666
    @TheNiall666 2 роки тому +1

    Even the subtitles are hilarious in places 😂

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 2 роки тому

    Such a wonderful show

  • @chrissmith7669
    @chrissmith7669 2 роки тому

    The lift has made me laugh for years

  • @Vergil1015
    @Vergil1015 2 роки тому

    This is absolutely hilarious!

  • @aishaaila8483
    @aishaaila8483 6 років тому +6

    When you're brazilian and realize scots say "eleven" just like you. Fuck tryin get the "right" pronunciation, it was already right!

  • @alexanderzippel8809
    @alexanderzippel8809 2 роки тому +2

    Boy that escalated quickly. But when can you expect if you install voice recognition in scotland

  • @thecovidprisoner
    @thecovidprisoner 2 роки тому

    Jeeezzz This is Great...Brill....Feckin Ace 😂👍😁 Luv it.....
    Just watched this again........😂😂😂 ELEVEN FFS ...... Better than the first time 👍

  • @Ventilatori57
    @Ventilatori57 3 роки тому +5

    3:09 "This is a voice activated aligator" ?

  • @OzymandiasWasRight
    @OzymandiasWasRight 2 роки тому +1

    According to other comments this is from Burnistoun? Never heard of or seen this before.
    Thank you oh wise and powerful algorithm....
    edit: Ooookay so there's like six seasons with my Britbox subscription. I know what I'm binge watching for awhile.

  • @corriehingston6744
    @corriehingston6744 2 роки тому

    I love the lift skit. Very funny

  • @Ahmedvidzs7777
    @Ahmedvidzs7777 2 роки тому +1

    elevator episode was amazing

  • @MorphingReality
    @MorphingReality 3 роки тому

    That was quite good

  • @SuperKinahead
    @SuperKinahead 2 роки тому +2

    Scottish jesus, being a dj. That was hilarious

  • @cheekybastard7798
    @cheekybastard7798 5 років тому +2

    I’m in a room full of people who don’t know me yet and you’re havin me on the floor laughing my arse off this isn’t fair

  • @sangliankhamott
    @sangliankhamott 6 років тому

    what is this tv show

  • @ellensomna6548
    @ellensomna6548 2 роки тому +5

    Very hard laughing after a disastrous Day, thank you!!!!!!

    • @MoonSpinners
      @MoonSpinners 2 роки тому

      Now all I can think about, is what made your day disastrous? I’m a nosey cow 😂

    • @Gribootvod
      @Gribootvod 2 роки тому +1

      @@MoonSpinners still thinking about it?

    • @MoonSpinners
      @MoonSpinners 2 роки тому

      @@Gribootvod …you know I am 😂

  • @juanfernandocarabalicarvaj6639
    @juanfernandocarabalicarvaj6639 4 роки тому

    That's really funny!

  • @jameshiggins8329
    @jameshiggins8329 2 роки тому

    Had a Motorola Razor phone circa 2007 that had Name Dial voice activated. Trying to use it had my kids in stitches.
    It don't work in Scotland

  • @imLadyKhawla
    @imLadyKhawla 6 років тому

    What is this show?

  • @ibcheel9021
    @ibcheel9021 2 роки тому

    Oddly enough there is at least one place in America called Dublin, in California, but there could be more.

  • @308dad8
    @308dad8 2 роки тому

    That elevator bit was funny

  • @ganeshselvaraj2758
    @ganeshselvaraj2758 2 роки тому

    That was really funny.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 2 роки тому

    its beautiful

  • @victormejia2983
    @victormejia2983 2 роки тому +3

    I cried my eyes out laughing.

  • @idhamproaqw98
    @idhamproaqw98 2 роки тому

    The guy: "Calm?... Calm?..."
    The subtitle:"Tom?... Tom?..."
    Lmao

  • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
    @FrostSoul-qs6kq 2 роки тому

    this explains why the elevator at work suddenly had 'Voice recognition' and people cursing loudly from inside it ...

  • @mathewthecrow
    @mathewthecrow 3 роки тому

    Thanks youtube recommendation

  • @cadensloan9220
    @cadensloan9220 5 років тому +3

    Mate you got a good couple a these wrang, the translations I mean

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 3 роки тому

      I know. But I can't find the original footage to change them. 😇🤔

  • @anishmaitra5934
    @anishmaitra5934 2 роки тому

    What show is this??

  • @johntyfleming4581
    @johntyfleming4581 2 роки тому

    Pure class

  • @othman971
    @othman971 4 місяці тому +1

    best accent ever heard

  • @sirtonymayo1468
    @sirtonymayo1468 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣

  • @George19906oficcial
    @George19906oficcial 4 роки тому

    Aye, thanks mate

  • @will1301
    @will1301 2 роки тому

    Love burniston great choice

  • @irfankhan2378
    @irfankhan2378 2 роки тому

    Which show is this from?

  • @aayazahmed5389
    @aayazahmed5389 2 роки тому

    Name of the series

  • @PrecociousFriand
    @PrecociousFriand 2 роки тому

    Trixie Mattel is really good looking out of drag

  • @GinjaNinja01
    @GinjaNinja01 2 роки тому +1

    Brullyant!!! Yer right 'Still Game' is 'the berries' tey...thanx for the laffs...

  • @strangetimes33
    @strangetimes33 2 роки тому

    2:34 how the is away translates to then

  • @stepanserdyuk4589
    @stepanserdyuk4589 2 роки тому +1

    They could just say "Ten" and walk a floor, but they had PRINCIPLES

  • @paulashe61
    @paulashe61 2 роки тому

    Why is the subtitles wrong?

  • @untitleduck9623
    @untitleduck9623 2 роки тому

    So this is where the animation meme came from!!

  • @MattAutoMotive
    @MattAutoMotive 3 роки тому

    3:16 another typo "Tom" where's Tom coming from he's saying calm not Tom

  • @brezzainvernale2750
    @brezzainvernale2750 6 років тому +19

    It's CALM not TOM :-)

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 6 років тому

      I know. I just don't haver the time to correct it.

    • @LisandroLorea
      @LisandroLorea 4 роки тому

      For a moment I thought it was on purpose :D

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому

      I know. But as I said before I can't find the original to make the corrections and if I use that copy any subsequent video quality will be degraded.

    • @frankanthony8771
      @frankanthony8771 2 роки тому

      I know.

  • @Hrodn
    @Hrodn 2 роки тому +1

    I'm a Geordie and I have exactly the same problem. My car's satnav always wants to take me to Newcastle. Aaaagh.

  • @peterlarsen7779
    @peterlarsen7779 2 роки тому

    Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @weg5856
    @weg5856 3 роки тому +2

    It's pretty difficult to say words that end with rl, like Carl, Girl etc.

    • @1nikg
      @1nikg 2 роки тому

      Very true. I met some English las sies my first time in Spain and I stated that is was very waRm and they started immitating me saying warm with my thick accent in a very condescending way. Cheeky wee fuckers....giving me a complex at how u speak

  • @mr.woofwoof6444
    @mr.woofwoof6444 3 роки тому +1

    ive just found this and still game is on netflix im only 10 years late

    • @cutdepiefails6596
      @cutdepiefails6596 3 роки тому

      Is the lift scene from "Still Game"?

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 роки тому

      @@cutdepiefails6596 naw, it's fae burniston. I'm Scottish anol (as well).