@@aclark903 You didn't read that part in the Book of Luke where Jesus headbutted some cunt for bumping into him and then walking on like nothing happened?
I was in a shop in Scotland (of all places) and asked the woman behind the counter for a can of coke, in what I considered to be my gentle and refined Australian accent. She gave me a Kit-Kat.
Hahahahahaha. In fact, trying on a Southern American accent in that elevator with that word would've made things even harder for them, since traditionally we stress the first syllable (E-leven, not e-LE-ven)
Whats funniest about this is its totally true. Where I used to live was on the border of Scotland and England. The problem is when voice recognition first came out it only did the stereotypical English or Scottish accent. Our area has an awful blend of English and Scottish and no voice recognition could understand a word we said. It got so bad they had to have an attendant stand at the lift in our local area who had a very English accent. It took them over a year to sort this situation out and when they did sort it out no one would get in the lift cause no one trusted it without the attendant lol.
In 1994 ,I bought a fender stratocaster deluxe plus from a shop in hemel Hempstead. The salesman was an Irish looking Scot and when describing the crimson Ash colour, he said that the GREEN was prominent. I realised a few seconds later that he meant the GRAIN of the wood. I would rather of had a nest of hornets shoved up my arse then own a green guitar
3:25 you transcribed that part wrong, he said, “that we’d be going aff our nuts at it”, which in English basically means they knew we would be going crazy/getting angry trying to make it work.
I was wondering why I could understand every word they say, then I realised I was reading the subtitles, I close my eyes and I can't understand a single sentence
Don't laugh at the lift sketch too much, this is a glimpse of the future, unnecessary electronic shite causing mega stress!! Douglas Adams predicted this 40 years ago, as all 'Hitch hikers guide to the universe' fans will remember!!
Talking shite. Mid Lothian, East Lothian etc have they're own dialect just like the majority of Scotland does to some degree with some word's used in any region and others more localised. While their are people who speak English to the degree they could pass for English in Edinburgh they are far from the norm or mass population.
@@lucabrasi8420 Yes and no. Folk from Edinburgh do speak more clearly than Weegies. I agree with you that in north Edinburgh and Leith, the accent/dialect is strong and distinct, but it's still easier to understand than Weegie.
According to other comments this is from Burnistoun? Never heard of or seen this before. Thank you oh wise and powerful algorithm.... edit: Ooookay so there's like six seasons with my Britbox subscription. I know what I'm binge watching for awhile.
Very true. I met some English las sies my first time in Spain and I stated that is was very waRm and they started immitating me saying warm with my thick accent in a very condescending way. Cheeky wee fuckers....giving me a complex at how u speak
Whoever thought of Scottish DJ Jesus is a visionary
#GodisaDJ
Lmao
I don't think Jesus could have been Scottish, for he did not headbutt enough people.
@@meisteremm Or any, to be precise.
@@aclark903 You didn't read that part in the Book of Luke where Jesus headbutted some cunt for bumping into him and then walking on like nothing happened?
the fact that the subtitles are wrong makes this way funnier
I was thinking the same 😂
Only wrong in a couple of places and I can't find the original video to make the corrections
@Auspician Yes, I am. It was done in a hurry and I'm going deaf as well as daft. Do you have a link to the original show, please?
That is funny isn’t it you cont
You mean the subtitles are Tom. 😁
“Where in America is that? Dublin” has me on the ground ahhahaha
Funny, we have a town here in Texas called Dublin. It's where Dr. Pepper soda was first bottled.
There’s a Dublin in California too
You from the same part of England as dick van duke?
Dr. Pepper shoulda kept his roaster mooth shut in front i thi 'Wegian if he didnae want bottling!
There’s a Dublin in Ohio- it’s where the Wendy’s Headquarters is.
The taller guy trying to say eleven in an English accent has me on the floor.... To this day, it's too funny when my brother does it! 😂😂
This will really blow your mind, it was the shorter guy who attempted the English accent. xD
@@piggypiggypig1746 Ah, i must have mixed it up, either way, It's still too funny for words! 😁😁😂😂😂😂
Even as a American, when the Scot is like, "voice recognition technology?" I'm like, "even this guy knows thats a BAD IDEA!"
What's the point? Just press the feckin buttons
@@thedrinkinggamemaker9749 no buttons.
I was laughing out loud. Even the subtitles aren't quite getting the words right. :D
This is Excellent. Great imagination and perfectly executed. i'd like more of this.
It's called Burnistoun.
I love how the subtitles have mistakes in them/are incorrect, it makes it even better.
The elevator scetch is simply amazing, it is so funny I almost fell from my chair!!!
As an Australian, I relate to the voice recognition bit!
I was in a shop in Scotland (of all places) and asked the woman behind the counter for a can of coke, in what I considered to be my gentle and refined Australian accent. She gave me a Kit-Kat.
I've been with my Glaswegian partner for 15 years. I'm still asking him to repeat himself haha :o)
I love the scots sense of humor, a lot less buzz Killington than the English sometimes.
Never underestimate the power of silly comedy.
I haven't laughed this hard for YEARS!!!! And then people wonder why I love Scotland.
That must be weird aka British people🤣🤣🤣
The subtitles on this were pure rank man
Pat of its beauty! 😇
I know. I knew a long time ago. BUT I can't find the original footage to change them.
Aye tank rotten
At some point I would have tried "ten" and walked the last bit taking the stairs XD!
Exactly what I came up with, nice to see a like mind!
I would've done the same
The scenes are all from Burniston, it's a Scottish comedy programme
Thank you
Thanks. spelled Burnistoun
Voice recognition has me in stitches every time
7 Scots stayed stuck in a lift with voice recognition xD
Hahahahahaha. In fact, trying on a Southern American accent in that elevator with that word would've made things even harder for them, since traditionally we stress the first syllable (E-leven, not e-LE-ven)
Southern or Bostonian.
Whats funniest about this is its totally true. Where I used to live was on the border of Scotland and England. The problem is when voice recognition first came out it only did the stereotypical English or Scottish accent. Our area has an awful blend of English and Scottish and no voice recognition could understand a word we said. It got so bad they had to have an attendant stand at the lift in our local area who had a very English accent. It took them over a year to sort this situation out and when they did sort it out no one would get in the lift cause no one trusted it without the attendant lol.
Absolutely hilarious!!!
Still game series is a hit too.
This is brilliant. Simple but genius
Laughed so hard tears were rolling out of my eyes.
In 1994 ,I bought a fender stratocaster deluxe plus from a shop in hemel Hempstead.
The salesman was an Irish looking Scot and when describing the crimson Ash colour, he said that the GREEN was prominent.
I realised a few seconds later that he meant the GRAIN of the wood.
I would rather of had a nest of hornets shoved up my arse then own a green guitar
Neb'dy knows the plight of Scotts NEB'DY!
After 10 years these are getting recommend
UA-cam has weird algorithm
But it still made me laugh 🤣, simple nice comedy.
one of the funniest video worldwide, at the moment. Very well realized and interpretated. Really a god job bros
3:25 you transcribed that part wrong, he said, “that we’d be going aff our nuts at it”, which in English basically means they knew we would be going crazy/getting angry trying to make it work.
Un video divertentissimo. Un saluto dalla Sicilia! A very funny Video (y) Greetings from Sicily!
OLIVIAN, ALEVEN, ÜLIVIN, ÖLAVEN, ÅLËVÔN, ETC. ETC... 😂😂😂
US Cavalry in the west hears drums.
General Custer: "Those are war drums!"
Glasweigan Sergeant: "The thievin' bastards!!"
I didn't get it, can you explain please?
@@Polkazavr "Those are our drums."
Where was this all these years😆 this should get millions likes
I was wondering why I could understand every word they say, then I realised I was reading the subtitles, I close my eyes and I can't understand a single sentence
The subtitles are completely wrong
I think he means the subtitles put in place by the uploader
OMG !!!! "i'm not begging that for nothing" :D , i laughed out very loud...
Eleven in scottish: aleven - all even, and eleven is 11. Which ish a tied score. It all makes sense nu.
*a lemon
Scottish humour is criminally underrated
I don't know how to say "eleven" anymore after that🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣
Me talking tae Alexa , asking for an alarm tae be set 😄❤
Such great humour. Brilliant. And I thought I liked British comedy.
In the name of me
Don't laugh at the lift sketch too much, this is a glimpse of the future, unnecessary electronic shite causing mega stress!!
Douglas Adams predicted this 40 years ago, as all 'Hitch hikers guide to the universe' fans will remember!!
Or just take us anywhere you COW, just open the doors!
Man! i love it! Hahahaha LOL
That's some funny stuff . Brilliant 👏 best comedy I've seen in years
Heh, I thought I was going to watch a video about the Glaswegian accent. This was good enough though.
OH CMON i was sure in the end the voice was going to tell them that the building only has 10 floors ! cmon it was right there....
Brilliant! As a Sassenach, I love Scottish comedy.
They should have tried other levels/floors like TEN and walk a floor up.
The fact that i can laugh because thereis a subtitle is just peak comedy
Well this goes for the entire Scottish language but the glaswegians use alot more Scottish words than anyone does in Edinburgh for instance
Maybe because Edinburgh is reputed to have the best English in the Western world. I repeat REPUTED - it ain't necessarily so.
Reason for that is that Edinburgh is full of students from England. Git yersel tae an auld mans pub in Leith instead!
Talking shite.
Mid Lothian, East Lothian etc have they're own dialect just like the majority of Scotland does to some degree with some word's used in any region and others more localised.
While their are people who speak English to the degree they could pass for English in Edinburgh they are far from the norm or mass population.
@@lucabrasi8420 Yes and no.
Folk from Edinburgh do speak more clearly than Weegies.
I agree with you that in north Edinburgh and Leith, the accent/dialect is strong and distinct, but it's still easier to understand than Weegie.
@@lucabrasi8420 aye they call a roll n chips a chip roll up there eh 😬
This is just gold
Just wonderful
Even the subtitles are hilarious in places 😂
Such a wonderful show
The lift has made me laugh for years
This is absolutely hilarious!
When you're brazilian and realize scots say "eleven" just like you. Fuck tryin get the "right" pronunciation, it was already right!
Boy that escalated quickly. But when can you expect if you install voice recognition in scotland
Jeeezzz This is Great...Brill....Feckin Ace 😂👍😁 Luv it.....
Just watched this again........😂😂😂 ELEVEN FFS ...... Better than the first time 👍
3:09 "This is a voice activated aligator" ?
According to other comments this is from Burnistoun? Never heard of or seen this before.
Thank you oh wise and powerful algorithm....
edit: Ooookay so there's like six seasons with my Britbox subscription. I know what I'm binge watching for awhile.
I love the lift skit. Very funny
elevator episode was amazing
That was quite good
Scottish jesus, being a dj. That was hilarious
I’m in a room full of people who don’t know me yet and you’re havin me on the floor laughing my arse off this isn’t fair
what is this tv show
Very hard laughing after a disastrous Day, thank you!!!!!!
Now all I can think about, is what made your day disastrous? I’m a nosey cow 😂
@@MoonSpinners still thinking about it?
@@Gribootvod …you know I am 😂
That's really funny!
Had a Motorola Razor phone circa 2007 that had Name Dial voice activated. Trying to use it had my kids in stitches.
It don't work in Scotland
What is this show?
Oddly enough there is at least one place in America called Dublin, in California, but there could be more.
That elevator bit was funny
That was really funny.
its beautiful
I cried my eyes out laughing.
The guy: "Calm?... Calm?..."
The subtitle:"Tom?... Tom?..."
Lmao
this explains why the elevator at work suddenly had 'Voice recognition' and people cursing loudly from inside it ...
Thanks youtube recommendation
Mate you got a good couple a these wrang, the translations I mean
I know. But I can't find the original footage to change them. 😇🤔
What show is this??
Pure class
best accent ever heard
Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣
Aye, thanks mate
Love burniston great choice
Which show is this from?
Name of the series
Trixie Mattel is really good looking out of drag
Brullyant!!! Yer right 'Still Game' is 'the berries' tey...thanx for the laffs...
2:34 how the is away translates to then
They could just say "Ten" and walk a floor, but they had PRINCIPLES
Why is the subtitles wrong?
So this is where the animation meme came from!!
3:16 another typo "Tom" where's Tom coming from he's saying calm not Tom
It's CALM not TOM :-)
I know. I just don't haver the time to correct it.
For a moment I thought it was on purpose :D
I know. But as I said before I can't find the original to make the corrections and if I use that copy any subsequent video quality will be degraded.
I know.
I'm a Geordie and I have exactly the same problem. My car's satnav always wants to take me to Newcastle. Aaaagh.
Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣
It's pretty difficult to say words that end with rl, like Carl, Girl etc.
Very true. I met some English las sies my first time in Spain and I stated that is was very waRm and they started immitating me saying warm with my thick accent in a very condescending way. Cheeky wee fuckers....giving me a complex at how u speak
ive just found this and still game is on netflix im only 10 years late
Is the lift scene from "Still Game"?
@@cutdepiefails6596 naw, it's fae burniston. I'm Scottish anol (as well).