US Air Force Convoy Moving Nuclear Warhead For Maintenance

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • The USAF is moving another nuclear missile from its silo, to Malmstrom Air Force Base in Great Falls, MT. They’ve been moving them a lot lately.

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  • @housekilla457
    @housekilla457 3 роки тому +19471

    Meanwhile in Russia they have it buckled up in the backseat of a Lada, tearing down a dirt road, and blasting hardbass.

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 3 роки тому +169

      😂😂😂

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 3 роки тому +786

      The Russian ones don’t actually need maintenance. People just like having them on display at parties

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 3 роки тому +60

      Very funny. I'm sure the military wishes that were so. However, Russia's nuclear arsenal is every bit a match for ours, in performance, maintenance, care, and security.

    • @RP-xk8ji
      @RP-xk8ji 3 роки тому +160

      Not many know what a Lada is... but I do I've rode in several of them.

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 3 роки тому +10

      @@RP-xk8ji .. Actually, they are currently being sold in Europe - or at least was when I was there about ten years ago. Not really all that much different than other budget utilitarian vehicles sold by Citroën, Renault, Volkswagen, and similar.

  • @jamarbrown8924
    @jamarbrown8924 3 роки тому +4118

    In a movie, this is the type of convoy that gets blown up and ambushed by 50 men in black clothes

    • @sourabhjadhav3371
      @sourabhjadhav3371 3 роки тому +301

      you mean 5 men bruh

    • @RJ5700s
      @RJ5700s 3 роки тому +600

      Nah, just vin diesel and 3 Honda civics

    • @4f52
      @4f52 3 роки тому +294

      They cut a hole on the ground just as the warhead is passing over them, while they're in the towns old secret sewer system from the 1950's and escape through the tunnel while gunning down everyone behind them

    • @jamarbrown8924
      @jamarbrown8924 3 роки тому +8

      @@4f52 Lmao

    • @richardmollberg3096
      @richardmollberg3096 3 роки тому +58

      With european accent.

  • @Frisher1
    @Frisher1 3 роки тому +8776

    US Government moving the only RTX 3080 card in existance:

  • @williamwood3694
    @williamwood3694 3 роки тому +874

    Impressive cargo. Impressive delivery. Amazon has really stepped up their game.

    • @cabbybrocolimania5297
      @cabbybrocolimania5297 2 роки тому +15

      Amazon global takeover

    • @Leorgo
      @Leorgo 2 роки тому +7

      Amazon Force.
      Fly down the road. Fight with customers. Win a minimum wage paycheck.

    • @handsoffmycactus2958
      @handsoffmycactus2958 Рік тому

      UK military and police vehicles are much better.

    • @Orc-icide
      @Orc-icide Рік тому

      Amazon aws has their own data trucks

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 Рік тому +2

      @@handsoffmycactus2958 nah

  • @franqueee
    @franqueee 3 роки тому +7672

    Plot twist: The truck was a decoy. The nuclear warhead is really the friends we made along the way

  • @TheUglyMan
    @TheUglyMan 3 роки тому +1291

    They should write "not a nuclear warhead here" on the side of the truck

    • @shivrammohan9081
      @shivrammohan9081 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao😂

    • @balz8506
      @balz8506 3 роки тому +62

      Gangster: Understandable, have a great day

    • @Milidious
      @Milidious 3 роки тому +36

      Terrorists would be like: Understandable have a nice day

    • @VETERAN-kp1nt
      @VETERAN-kp1nt 3 роки тому +4

      Smort 100

    • @darkangel13915
      @darkangel13915 3 роки тому +5

      Careful the FBI must have their eye on you

  • @AshenTiger
    @AshenTiger 3 роки тому +3075

    Rogue nations: parading warheads through streets
    America: 2am McDonald's drive through with my warhead

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 3 роки тому +79

      The caravan is usually just for show with these kinds of things. They’ll almost always be on a regular truck or rail car. Better hidden in plain sight

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 3 роки тому +3

      Yeee

    • @kims4boyz24
      @kims4boyz24 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexanderstrickland9036 how do you know that?

    • @geniocristo5297
      @geniocristo5297 3 роки тому +7

      You don't know whats in that truck👎

    • @genghiscunt1021
      @genghiscunt1021 3 роки тому +9

      I cant think of any rogue nations. Especially with nuclear warheads lol

  • @CHAOS_6E
    @CHAOS_6E 3 роки тому +1161

    For those asking, the reason it’s not transported by air is because if the plane crashes we have to remake the local maps.

    • @nogod7184
      @nogod7184 3 роки тому +142

      And reconfigure state's and nation's population.

    • @vxzrt
      @vxzrt Рік тому +31

      @@nogod7184 its not that easy actually ...

    • @foxyccc1316
      @foxyccc1316 Рік тому +20

      Not sure who would ask because it's pretty obvious but then again there are a lot of slow people on this platform.

    • @bowenbrown
      @bowenbrown Рік тому +42

      nah they arent as dangerous these days. the chance of them going off in a crash is rare.

    • @112mirai
      @112mirai Рік тому +25

      Nothing will happen lol

  • @Anuj-2
    @Anuj-2 3 роки тому +2407

    The warhead is actually in the pocket of the guy who was on motorbike.

    • @madhavansomasundram4085
      @madhavansomasundram4085 3 роки тому +7

      Haha damn

    • @theguyintheworks8838
      @theguyintheworks8838 3 роки тому +10

      That's what they WANT you to think! It's actually in the bed of one of the pickup trucks on the other side of the road.

    • @abinashdas7658
      @abinashdas7658 3 роки тому

      It's in the pocket dude..Pym tech (Ant-Man)

    • @KartikChauhan__KC
      @KartikChauhan__KC 3 роки тому

      @@abinashdas7658 warhead is name of a candy as well 😂

    • @Anuj-2
      @Anuj-2 3 роки тому

      Holy smokes 1.1K likes.
      Thanks everyone.

  • @waynebeaver4096
    @waynebeaver4096 3 роки тому +3534

    I have a suspicion that those gun turrets aren’t just for show.

    • @adamhartman3799
      @adamhartman3799 3 роки тому +394

      No they definitelyaren't, if a nuclear asset like this tips, the convoy has free reign and discretion for just light everything up.

    • @gagekulland3509
      @gagekulland3509 3 роки тому +504

      Not wrong there. Defense of nuclear weapons allows the use of deadly force in *every* regard. And i do mean every.

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 3 роки тому +273

      Nah fam I think they just taped some painted cardboard and scrap metal to that truck.

    • @babochee
      @babochee 3 роки тому +86

      @@adamhartman3799 They wouldn't have to really light everything up. They had an AWT escort of two Apaches. They could just hunker down and call in the hellfires.

    • @razor75250
      @razor75250 3 роки тому +128

      @Patrick Höing by federal law, deadly force is authorized!! If you tried to steal one or even got too close to that truck, they can kill you and there's nothing anyone can do about it!!

  • @Kevvin2k
    @Kevvin2k 3 роки тому +774

    Wasn’t a nuke that they were transporting.... it was the Krabby patty secret formula

  • @kevinklein9565
    @kevinklein9565 3 роки тому +799

    It’s like Oceans 12. That convoy is a decoy. The nuke is actually in the Camper Trailer. 1:08

    • @dR-bh9kt
      @dR-bh9kt 3 роки тому +42

      I was thinking the same.

    • @sgte.t413
      @sgte.t413 3 роки тому +75

      Funny but you never know. Why transport a warhead in a obvious trailer, if they can hide in plain sight.

    • @kenoashire8883
      @kenoashire8883 3 роки тому +5

      Depending on how the one trying to take it thinks that could be a good idea or a bad idea.

    • @timothytisor3006
      @timothytisor3006 3 роки тому +32

      Nope, because I use to be apart of those convoys, that semi-trailer is indestructable.

    • @Thebrothaisback
      @Thebrothaisback 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking the same - until the camper turned into the shopping spot.

  • @SC68170
    @SC68170 3 роки тому +4868

    This was actually toilet paper during the toilet paper shortage

    • @H--2
      @H--2 3 роки тому +23

      The best comment of them all😂

    • @shivrammohan9081
      @shivrammohan9081 3 роки тому +7

      Dude what😂?!

    • @dumbcow1
      @dumbcow1 3 роки тому +7

      That white gold.

    • @ace1776
      @ace1776 3 роки тому +12

      They commandeered a shipment of Charmin for national security.

    • @E.after.D.I.am.T.H
      @E.after.D.I.am.T.H 3 роки тому +6

      For Trump I suppose 😂

  • @Magizmo2007
    @Magizmo2007 3 роки тому +6418

    They could have just wrote Doritos on the side and saved a lot of money. 😬

    • @JD-ws2cu
      @JD-ws2cu 3 роки тому +296

      Lmao

    • @drunkrumjack
      @drunkrumjack 3 роки тому +337

      Yeah didn't any of those military dudes watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind when they were doing that with Baskin Robbins and Budweiser rigs?

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +141

      True lol but then if someone tried to steal it they could.

    • @josephastier7421
      @josephastier7421 3 роки тому +93

      Needed to say "Piggly Wiggly" on the trailer.

    • @alcamacho4968
      @alcamacho4968 3 роки тому +6

      Doesn’t work

  • @BusyBasaz
    @BusyBasaz 3 роки тому +1258

    In movies that convoy would have been 2 cars with one soldier in each, armed with a 1950s revolver.

    • @luket1017
      @luket1017 3 роки тому +39

      What movies do you be watch bro 😂😂

    • @JohnWickkkk
      @JohnWickkkk 3 роки тому +150

      @@luket1017 pornography

    • @luket1017
      @luket1017 3 роки тому +15

      @@JohnWickkkk ahhh yes makes sense

    • @Frisher1
      @Frisher1 3 роки тому +45

      In movies it would have been a full on convoy, with tanks, mraps, a giant as$ VTOL because why not and atleast 4 trucks full of soldiers

    • @thomasb.5643
      @thomasb.5643 3 роки тому +61

      @@Frisher1 and three guys manage to steal the bomb by killing everyone

  • @lucky_cyclones1048
    @lucky_cyclones1048 3 роки тому +535

    you gotta admit when you see the military and police passing by on the road is pretty cool, however seeing the military and police on a convoy with a nuclear missile is freaking awesome

    • @HrishikeshDas991
      @HrishikeshDas991 3 роки тому +6

      Agreed :D

    • @alexperez6919
      @alexperez6919 3 роки тому +4

      Ever been to Mexico?

    • @westsidevegas
      @westsidevegas 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexperez6919 fr see that everyday over there

    • @emekaossai5485
      @emekaossai5485 3 роки тому +5

      @@alexperez6919 no where near as impressive as seeing this.

    • @TheAnonymous916
      @TheAnonymous916 2 роки тому +3

      Awesome? I’d want to be hundreds of miles away from it. 🤦🏻

  • @ar5000
    @ar5000 3 роки тому +2473

    The white truck and trailer was actually a decoy. The real nuke was in the Chrysler minivan :-)

    • @georgedouglas3456
      @georgedouglas3456 3 роки тому +153

      ...or the camper bringing up the rear just before the helicopter footage.

    • @d1want34
      @d1want34 3 роки тому +104

      Too much movies man 😂😂

    • @MoeMoneyMoe615
      @MoeMoneyMoe615 3 роки тому +56

      Lmfao!!!!! Hilarious....🤔🤔🤔🤔 but you could be SPOT ON, my friend.

    • @flydriveride
      @flydriveride 3 роки тому +45

      You're more accurate than most people think.

    • @fxrisxmxli
      @fxrisxmxli 3 роки тому +51

      FBI : 👁👄👁 shhh

  • @austrailianpirate
    @austrailianpirate 3 роки тому +406

    *"How do you know it was a Nuclear Warhe-"*
    *"They didn't stop at the McDonald's dude.... it's a Nuclear Warhead...*

    • @caseybruno7225
      @caseybruno7225 3 роки тому +5

      Do we know they didn't stop and say that. I call speculation.

    • @jacobmccandles1767
      @jacobmccandles1767 3 роки тому +6

      Fairly accurate speculation.

    • @RobertsIslandLivingAdventures
      @RobertsIslandLivingAdventures 3 роки тому +1

      When they loaded the nukes on my ship it was a very similar bunch. Those armored trucks with the machine gun turrets. A serious bunch not to be messed with.

    • @trob0914
      @trob0914 3 роки тому +3

      It used to be that that containment truck DIDN’T stop between site A and the destination site B! It was up to the escort vehicles to clear the way. I witnessed from the air, as USAF SP( SF) airborne fire team member in the helo!!

    • @shreddder999
      @shreddder999 3 роки тому

      "It was in the paper."

  • @tristandoran601
    @tristandoran601 3 роки тому +1499

    I see the next shipment of PlayStation 5’s are on their way to GameStop.

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 3 роки тому +388

    Casually just driving down town with a bomb strong enough to turn everyone in a 10 mile radius into a literal shadow of their former selves

    • @seikibrian8641
      @seikibrian8641 3 роки тому +21

      I wouldn't call that "casually." ;-)

    • @benjames7932
      @benjames7932 3 роки тому +55

      it’s not just gunna go off lol. it’s armed and detonated by nuclear physics. you could drop that thing from an airplane and nothing would happen

    • @seikibrian8641
      @seikibrian8641 3 роки тому +38

      @@benjames7932 "you could drop that thing from an airplane and nothing would happen"
      Not exactly true. While you wouldn't get a NUDET, the HE actuators could explode, spewing chunks of fissionable material over an area the size of a football field in what is called a Broken Arrow Incident.

    • @seikibrian8641
      @seikibrian8641 3 роки тому +14

      @Coding Crusader Yes, "probably" not. But it could happen. (I'm a former member of the 92nd Combat Support Group, Strategic Air Command, and after that a radiological monitor for my state's Department of Emergency Services. I was well trained in such possibilities.)

    • @IllegallyAcquiredKIA
      @IllegallyAcquiredKIA 3 роки тому

      100 miles

  • @ladyunicorn9452
    @ladyunicorn9452 3 роки тому +2959

    Plot twist: Warhead was in the FedEx truck, and they never received it.

  • @noahwing4489
    @noahwing4489 3 роки тому +524

    he’s the most hardcore truck driver. The one the heads of state had to find in his local bar, and beg to come out of retirement

    • @hki4464
      @hki4464 3 роки тому +92

      And he rejects at the beginning but for some reason he comes back two days later and accepts the job with a cheesy line.

    • @haywirenightingale9610
      @haywirenightingale9610 3 роки тому +77

      @@hki4464Truck Driver "the last drive I did for my country the people spat on me and called me an environment killer"
      General: "Then do it for her"
      Dramatic middle distance glare with proceeding percussion and brass, morale improving score to transition of engine block rumbling.

    • @hki4464
      @hki4464 3 роки тому +31

      @@haywirenightingale9610 Hollywood should hire you.

    • @verlinjoseph5438
      @verlinjoseph5438 3 роки тому +7

      Seriously underated comment

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 3 роки тому +3

      Literally LOL 😂 😂 😂

  • @GrubNuts5000
    @GrubNuts5000 3 роки тому +1499

    You know this man is on 15 different watch lists for recording this

    • @gabe8168
      @gabe8168 3 роки тому +59

      @Boi Chaoz the joke? Over your head

    • @wavynocturne
      @wavynocturne 3 роки тому +104

      @@gabe8168 Hotel? Trivago

    • @jakobwithak3805
      @jakobwithak3805 3 роки тому +42

      I love how one of the armor vehicles or police bike behind the semi wooped their siren at him as they passed

    • @markgonsalves
      @markgonsalves 3 роки тому +21

      Yup, next time he miss a parking ticket FBI gonna swat his ass.

    • @DarthJermz
      @DarthJermz 3 роки тому +1

      @Boi Chaoz At least he can put together words that make sense.

  • @danielmcgillis270
    @danielmcgillis270 3 роки тому +173

    I would have expected Jeremy Dewitt's team at Metro State to be doing this kind of high risk escorting.

    • @jasonbeal4642
      @jasonbeal4642 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao! I literally have just been watching all the videos of that dumba**. Guess he has too many “high risk funerals” to protect with his pepper ball gun. The guy is a complete fu*ktard. One of these days he’s gonna bang on the wrong persons car hood. One video he was mentioning financial troubles, prob cause he has to spend so much on legal fees and all the lights he has on his motorcycles and vehicles, they got more flashing lights than most police, fire trucks or ambulances do. I worked EMS for 12 years and our ambulances didn’t even have that many emergency lights. Anyway, your comment is very underrated for sure lol.

    • @iwaswrongabouteveryhthing
      @iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 3 роки тому +10

      Jeremy missed a paycheck that day

    • @derkaderkamohamadallaackbarnut
      @derkaderkamohamadallaackbarnut 3 роки тому +2

      He is too busy fighting in Afghanistan and doing funeral escorts for the top people.

    • @jondrew55
      @jondrew55 2 роки тому +10

      "Pull over asshole! That's my nuke you're screwing with"

    • @BraiytryeneGibbons
      @BraiytryeneGibbons 2 роки тому

      Lmao 🤣

  • @fruityMangoExperience
    @fruityMangoExperience 3 роки тому +3712

    Nobody:
    UA-cam at 2am: wanna see a nuclear warhead being moved and escorted?

    • @connieelliott5359
      @connieelliott5359 3 роки тому +7

      It's 1:14am here now n oHIo

    • @napalmstickylikeglue
      @napalmstickylikeglue 3 роки тому +2

      0343 actually. 🤣

    • @Jimmy_Rings
      @Jimmy_Rings 3 роки тому +8

      I mean, given that we’re both here in the comments of said video, means we both said “sure, why not.” Lmao

    • @brianbasic1133
      @brianbasic1133 3 роки тому +2

      01:56 for me

    • @Alexg4691
      @Alexg4691 3 роки тому

      It’s 3am CST. Lol

  • @jHblitzza
    @jHblitzza 3 роки тому +2000

    That one drunk driver: *im bout to end this city’s whole career*

    • @Impoopinus
      @Impoopinus 3 роки тому +58

      Country's*

    • @DeDandy
      @DeDandy 3 роки тому +11

      This comment is underrated

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 3 роки тому +33

      It wouldn't detonate!

    • @comrademays9631
      @comrademays9631 3 роки тому +15

      The armored truck can only get a scratch

    • @chubob73
      @chubob73 3 роки тому +34

      @@Impoopinus bruh america isnt that small to just be exploded by one nuke

  • @arizonaadventureriders9384
    @arizonaadventureriders9384 3 роки тому +1487

    You know there’s a predator drone with a hell fire just waiting to shut the party down if anyone was dumb enough to start the dance

    • @jordanmungo917
      @jordanmungo917 3 роки тому +127

      Probably a bad idea to shoot a rocket at an area which has a nuclear weapon...

    • @arizonaadventureriders9384
      @arizonaadventureriders9384 3 роки тому +96

      @@jordanmungo917 the casing is bomb proof no issues

    • @daveh1758
      @daveh1758 3 роки тому +134

      @@jordanmungo917 That's not how the very precise method of detonating a nuclear weapon works.
      Unless you're saying there's the potential for simply contaminating that local area.

    • @JDiaz-rp2jx
      @JDiaz-rp2jx 3 роки тому +12

      @@jordanmungo917 cuz an extremely precise nuclear warhead goes off with an explosion

    • @willisix2554
      @willisix2554 3 роки тому +53

      You can use a Hellfire against an attack on that Warhead, because the arming device for the Warhead is nowhere near it

  • @Muzzle1300
    @Muzzle1300 3 роки тому +155

    Then if the cameraman looks even further left and zooms in he’d notice the sniper aiming at him, and turning back around a NAVY SEALS operative with a gun to his head.

    • @hjdhbcfjjb
      @hjdhbcfjjb 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment

  • @skylordawesome9547
    @skylordawesome9547 3 роки тому +1255

    Movie villain: That warhead could be anywhere by now!
    The warhead convoy:

    • @txsurvivalandcreations
      @txsurvivalandcreations 3 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure Batman said that...
      (not a villain)

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 роки тому +49

      Funny thing? I got a hundred bucks that says that convoy was a decoy and it was being shipped incognito by rail in what would appear from the outside to be a plain-ass steel box container.

    • @ajmedia2523
      @ajmedia2523 3 роки тому +5

      @@oxide9679 Why did I read that in Joe Rogan's voice?

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 роки тому

      @@ajmedia2523 I have no idea. Lol

    • @jabberwocky1707
      @jabberwocky1707 3 роки тому +3

      @@oxide9679 the
      I was thinking maybe it was in the caravan/mobile home @1:08 after the 'decoy' convoy.

  • @nassbomb
    @nassbomb 3 роки тому +1253

    * Car accident*
    * fallout music starts playing*

  • @davidmohorcic2081
    @davidmohorcic2081 3 роки тому +1509

    plot twist: the nuclear warhead was actually in a helicopter

    • @zabikhan5020
      @zabikhan5020 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @gigatentaction2356
      @gigatentaction2356 3 роки тому +38

      nah its on the cameraman

    • @nickepants7011
      @nickepants7011 3 роки тому +12

      Nah it’s in the rv driving behind the convoy. Least expected place😂

    • @joelp123
      @joelp123 3 роки тому +3

      Plot twist: the nuclear warhead was actually the friends we made along the way

    • @axek191
      @axek191 3 роки тому

      @@joelp123 are you referencing the rb battles ending song?

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 3 роки тому +50

    I was in Marine Security Forces when I was in The Corps and was stationed for two years at King's Bay in Georgia, which is where the Trident nuclear boats put in. We were always under full weapons release orders.

    • @plant_leaf
      @plant_leaf 3 роки тому

      Can u blow them up ?😚

  • @FFEMTB08
    @FFEMTB08 3 роки тому +307

    I feel like the USAF also had a drone somewhere overhead that no one could see....

    • @zacharytracy3797
      @zacharytracy3797 3 роки тому +25

      They had a damn helicopter providing overwatch. See the end of the video.

    • @noahfontes60
      @noahfontes60 3 роки тому +11

      Most definitely probably Apaches and f15s on standby

    • @shockbro54
      @shockbro54 3 роки тому

      Possible

    • @lookitsxay8832
      @lookitsxay8832 3 роки тому +19

      @@noahfontes60 they wouldnt have f15's and apaches cause those are considered weapons of war they wouldnt be used in the case of a possible stolen nuclear warhead at least on us ground with civillians in a killzone

    • @lookitsxay8832
      @lookitsxay8832 3 роки тому +8

      @@noahfontes60 and the nuclear warhead isnt much of a problem as it has to be detonated so nothing could happen anyways it was safe for the warhead to be transported even if the truck blew up or some it would be fine since the mixture and detonation never would of occured

  • @anhduynguyendinh1167
    @anhduynguyendinh1167 3 роки тому +800

    Plot twist: the warhead was actually delivered by UPS

    • @tjcunt3860
      @tjcunt3860 3 роки тому +33

      UPS driver: *throws package*

    • @wales2k4747
      @wales2k4747 3 роки тому +5

      Wouldn’t be surprised if we at least shipped it by air. I work for a UPS airport and we get a lot of military presence nearby because we ship some of their gear.

    • @dogunboundhounds9649
      @dogunboundhounds9649 3 роки тому

      You missed an S

    • @sef2273
      @sef2273 3 роки тому

      Haha

    • @samgrimes3162
      @samgrimes3162 3 роки тому +1

      @@tjcunt3860 dude FR that’s so tru though

  • @hazard7732
    @hazard7732 3 роки тому +475

    "you guys wanna go play ball?"
    "Sorry mate, I'm doing routine maintenance on my nuclear warhead"

    • @rajdeepdutta7250
      @rajdeepdutta7250 3 роки тому

      What you sell man

    • @hazard7732
      @hazard7732 3 роки тому +4

      @@rajdeepdutta7250 potato seeds.
      And salesman

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 3 роки тому

      @@hazard7732 ery noice

    • @mrjoe9545
      @mrjoe9545 3 роки тому +2

      @@hazard7732 can I get a supply of salesmen like you? Me and my SO run a business of potatoes

    • @hazard7732
      @hazard7732 3 роки тому

      @@mrjoe9545 🛍️ for you and your luved ones

  • @robinrichards72
    @robinrichards72 3 роки тому +63

    "Oh what's that, honey?"
    "That? Just a nuclear warhead."

  • @achilleas_christ9136
    @achilleas_christ9136 3 роки тому +420

    I was expecting vin diesel to come from nowhere with a mustang and steal it

    • @westlinnstreets2349
      @westlinnstreets2349 3 роки тому +16

      *Honda Civic

    • @whatfreedom7
      @whatfreedom7 3 роки тому +5

      Nah he has to jump it through explosions first.

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 3 роки тому +14

      A coworker of mine used to be in warhead maintenance. His story goes while in a convoy like this, some young adults thought itd be fun to race and weave through the convoy. The chopper is armed, and put a round or 2 of .50 BMG through the hood of the kids car stopping it immediately. The kids were okay but learned a valuable lesson and lost a car..

    • @jerrynegan1290
      @jerrynegan1290 3 роки тому +4

      *Charger

    • @hannesranta-nilkku95
      @hannesranta-nilkku95 3 роки тому

      @@longbow6416 WAIT REALLY? O.O that must've been scary...

  • @Jeg08.
    @Jeg08. 3 роки тому +188

    Cvilian in the way: "may I move out of your way"
    Convoy: "negative ALL FIRE ON THAT TOYOTA NEON!"

  • @metocvideo
    @metocvideo 3 роки тому +539

    I thought they used semi’s disguised as “Piggly Wiggly” trucks like in Close Encounters....?

    • @MoeMoneyMoe615
      @MoeMoneyMoe615 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣 cuhh said "piggly wiggly" tho!

    • @user-kv5lq9xm8c
      @user-kv5lq9xm8c 3 роки тому +9

      Sometimes they do but they’re usually random, nondescript type of trucks

    • @The_Doug124
      @The_Doug124 3 роки тому +32

      No sir. Whilst performing Nuclear operations, including a convoy to relocate the asset, we make it known who and what exactly what you’ll have to fight through to get to that asset. Unfortunately, USAF Security Forces-(proud to have done this job, might I add)-the good people seen here providing security, don’t have much in the way of awesome, fantastic military hardware. We simply make the best out of our up-armored HMMWVs and training. This exact movement was and will continue to be exercised and practiced regularly for as long as nuclear weapons and assets exist.
      Hope this helped answer any questions or general interests,
      -Someone who had to deal with this shit

    • @Kaiju3301
      @Kaiju3301 3 роки тому +12

      For fissile materials yes but not an actual assembled warhead. They do not fuck around when it comes to nuclear ordinance and rightfully so.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I was thinking a Doritos truck or something. Something that draws less attention and doesn't say "Hey terrorists and spies, this has something you want in it."

  • @supremeleadergnkdroid3202
    @supremeleadergnkdroid3202 3 роки тому +45

    This is all a cover for the real warhead actually being shipped with UPS

    • @Ace-lr6ji
      @Ace-lr6ji 2 роки тому +3

      *ups guy casually throws package at usaf base front gate*

  • @isaaclara2485
    @isaaclara2485 3 роки тому +336

    OH CRAP A CAT!!!
    *Slams brakes*
    50 years later:
    *Welcome to New Montana*

    • @garobatintali
      @garobatintali 3 роки тому

      NO

    • @illusion3033
      @illusion3033 3 роки тому +35

      It wouldn't go off. You could drop it off that truck and it qouldnt explode. It will only explode if detonated

    • @randynielsen1413
      @randynielsen1413 3 роки тому +13

      @@illusion3033 someone who actually knows what theyre talking about, nice

    • @aregulardude428
      @aregulardude428 3 роки тому +9

      @@illusion3033 that's correct yes his version is kinda funny if you put logic aside

    • @noice8674
      @noice8674 3 роки тому +3

      @@illusion3033 woooooshh

  • @jonlecuyer5478
    @jonlecuyer5478 3 роки тому +279

    It was probably actually in that camper trailer at the end of the video 😉😄

  • @R32R38
    @R32R38 6 років тому +593

    Whoops!
    [Screeching brakes]
    [Crash]
    [BOOM!]

    • @realitygaming7182
      @realitygaming7182 6 років тому +16

      That...would have been hilarious....but also bad

    • @jesser5127
      @jesser5127 4 роки тому +22

      There is a video on youtube somewhere that I've seen before...the truck with the warhead braked too hard and the armored truck following it slammed right into the back of it pretty hard. Didn't seem to do much damage to either and they kept going.

    • @themightysalamence9870
      @themightysalamence9870 4 роки тому +3

      @@jesser5127 Yeah, I just watched it.

    • @bacon6785
      @bacon6785 3 роки тому +5

      Ehh i dont think it would blow

    • @santorio7777
      @santorio7777 3 роки тому +1

      Yup... there goes humanity

  • @hafizmohammed6536
    @hafizmohammed6536 3 роки тому +42

    Fast and furious director: "I have an idea!"

    • @natep.8452
      @natep.8452 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck that guy. Like an 8-minute chase scene of a cargo plane on a 21-mile runway at an altitude of 15 feet? I bet he has an idea.

  • @redastrachan8978
    @redastrachan8978 3 роки тому +467

    "Do you have any drugs or weapons in the vehicle?"

    • @willstephens8153
      @willstephens8153 3 роки тому +120

      Yes officer, I have my permit to carry a concealed nuke

    • @zj6074
      @zj6074 3 роки тому +75

      @@LegendLength "Yes, hunting Godzilla"

    • @pagekranbuhl5310
      @pagekranbuhl5310 3 роки тому +4

      @Z J
      LOL

    • @bulosqoqish1970
      @bulosqoqish1970 3 роки тому +19

      "Yes officer, but I'm allowed to 'stand my ground', and with THIS little baby, my 'ground' is the entire state of Montana... hope you don't have a problem with that."

    • @benefactionhindrance
      @benefactionhindrance 3 роки тому +2

      Yes officer. I have a weapon of mass destruction. Here is my permit.

  • @Mumblix
    @Mumblix 3 роки тому +143

    While everybody is watching this truck full of decoys, they're moving the real ones around in the trunk of a 1989 Buick driven by four heavily armed Navy Seals.

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 3 роки тому +8

      Wouldn't be a bad guess.

    • @ronaldmunoz2411
      @ronaldmunoz2411 3 роки тому +5

      That was my thought. Why wouldnt they actually keep it low profile. It's not even on this street, its being transported 20 blocks over by special ops in street clothing. 😆

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod 2 роки тому

      @@ronaldmunoz2411 It's secret until it isn't, and when it isn't, somebody could easily take the warhead because it has minimal security.

  • @FirstnameLastname77777
    @FirstnameLastname77777 3 роки тому +1024

    Lies we all know what was in that truck:
    The krabby patty secret formula
    WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

  • @HypeLozerInc
    @HypeLozerInc 3 роки тому +19

    "We are glad to have you back mason" queue Black ops theme

  • @Absaalookemensch
    @Absaalookemensch 3 роки тому +680

    Trying to steal a nuclear device is like kicking a Asian giant hornet's nest. A massive one, while only wearing a swimsuit.

    • @paulklement4274
      @paulklement4274 3 роки тому +31

      more like an inversed swimsuit, everythings covered except for the parts youd really really want to be covered

    • @Absaalookemensch
      @Absaalookemensch 3 роки тому +6

      @@paulklement4274 OUCH!!!!!

    • @gabecollins5585
      @gabecollins5585 3 роки тому +19

      Nah it’s like being in a wheel chair while naked and kicking a Asian giant hornets nest and trying to escape

    • @mihnealazar7039
      @mihnealazar7039 3 роки тому +5

      I hope you’re not speaking from experience

    • @CA-ed1ix
      @CA-ed1ix 3 роки тому +7

      And the hornets have guns

  • @frankgriffin9264
    @frankgriffin9264 3 роки тому +96

    In the summer of 2001 we saw a very similar convoy heading south on I35. Similar looking truck, but surrounded by white vans with lots of antennas. Each van was occupied by 6 - 8 very serious looking young men. One of the vans would stop at every overpass ahead of the truck and scan the overpass with binoculars. There was a helicopter overhead. The trailer looked really solid. It obviously did not have flimsy aluminum sides. The convoy turned west on I40, probably headed to the Pantex nuclear facility. I imagine that the security level increased a lot a few months later.

    • @hotrod_
      @hotrod_ 2 роки тому +7

      Oho those aren’t flimsy aluminum sides

    • @pwh231
      @pwh231 Рік тому

      Who else wanked over this description 🚀 🚀 🚀?

    • @thecreature916
      @thecreature916 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/KRB4ocyZSE8/v-deo.html is this similar to what you saw?

    • @FlaminHotChips
      @FlaminHotChips Рік тому +2

      Probably an alien inside

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 7 місяців тому +1

      @@FlaminHotChipswhy tf would aliens visit us they been watching us kill each other for at least 200 years

  • @jarvisfamily3837
    @jarvisfamily3837 3 роки тому +312

    While riding a destroyer for my first-class midshipman cruise in the late '70s we were the duty "show-off" ship during some civvie festival, and we got to tie up at a dock downtown to give tours to the locals. At one point I was standing watch as USAO (Useless Standing Around Officer :-) when the prototypical Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes came stomping up, leveled a steely horn-rimmed glare at me, and said, "Young man - I want you tell me RIGHT THIS INSTANT if there are nuclear weapons on board this ship!". She said that loud enough that you could hear it all across the fantail, and probably all the way to the forecastle. Over her shoulder I saw the officer of the deck break away from talking to another group of visitors and head my way, hoping to eliminate the possibility of me saying something stupid. (Who, me? :-) I looked her right back in the eye and said, "Ma'am, the official word on that is 'I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons onboard USS William V. Pratt'. But the God's honest truth, ma'am" - and here I saw a look of terror come into the OOD's eyes, as he saw his foreshortened-and-all-too-brief career flash before them - " is that I am FAR too junior to have any idea whatsoever about that". "Humph!", said little-old-lady-in-tennis-shoes, and she proceeded to stomp off in search of someone else to annoy. :-)

    • @adityatanwar1
      @adityatanwar1 3 роки тому +40

      Nicely written. Consider being a novelist

    • @Marshal098
      @Marshal098 3 роки тому +13

      Good answer

    • @williamescolantejr5871
      @williamescolantejr5871 3 роки тому +2

      lol dd986 85-88

    • @grantrichardet6250
      @grantrichardet6250 3 роки тому +6

      You should write books

    • @clevelandcampbell1228
      @clevelandcampbell1228 3 роки тому +29

      I enjoyed that. I was on the uss Alaska, A trident missile boat. That was the first question everyone asked us. We would “ I can’t confirm or deny the existence of nuclear weapons on board”. We would raise the question “ what do you think? “. “ we are a missile boat. “. The other question that was fun was” would y’all really launch nuclear weapons?” . I would say” tell your Russian friends, Yes”. Some folks would even ask” how do y’all breathe?”. “We are trained to hold our breathes”. Like breathing on a submarine is different than on land. I have been asked “ do you glow at night?”. “Only with my wife”. Hey, Russians and Chinese folk monitoring UA-cam, for real, don’t ever launch nukes at the USA. We can shoot them down. ( thanks Reagan and generous taxpayers). Then all of you will experience a true hell on earth. Every trident crew out there will launch. You can not stop a trident launch. Don’t believe the Hollywood movies about our missile boats. That’s all pure fiction. Rickover was a paranoid intelligent genius capitol SOB of an man with an unlimited budget. Fifty years ago we were 200 years ahead of y’all. Be smart give up your nukes. The USA will never use Nukes on a non nuclear armed country again. Your early generation nukes only make you a target. Just give them up. God bless.

  • @Mike.at.trackspec
    @Mike.at.trackspec 3 роки тому +11

    Its the way to move DVD players and other fine 90's cinematic equipment ever since the fast and the furious franchise.

  • @chriscalderin6677
    @chriscalderin6677 3 роки тому +373

    The real one was on the little Debbie truck going the other way

    • @Mrdoctile
      @Mrdoctile 3 роки тому +11

      are you saying Little Debbie has killed more people than a Nuke?...........lol

    • @chriscalderin6677
      @chriscalderin6677 3 роки тому +9

      @@Mrdoctile no just making a joke but you are probably on to something lol

    • @chrishagan9366
      @chrishagan9366 3 роки тому +2

      😅👌

    • @chriscalderin6677
      @chriscalderin6677 3 роки тому +2

      Residual radiation aside sugar carbs and unhealthy fats Acording to scientific studies sound like the issue. And do not confuse a scientific study for a survey study most plant based pushers use survey study and animal fat pushers use actually scientific studies the difference is a factual study vs a opinion now y'all got me started.... You silly goose heads. Could talk for days without even asking duckduckgo

    • @JustcallmeGnarly22
      @JustcallmeGnarly22 3 роки тому +1

      I actually was wondering that. Thought how funny it would be if the real nuke was on some random unmarked truck.

  • @donalddodson7365
    @donalddodson7365 3 роки тому +610

    I bet it was Purell hand sanitizers and Chlorox surface wipes ... ;-)

  • @PesarTarofi
    @PesarTarofi 3 роки тому +190

    Hope they got an estimate over the phone first, those nuke mechanics overcharge

    • @lukeconti353
      @lukeconti353 3 роки тому +5

      We are actually underpaid if you ask me.

    • @In_Space
      @In_Space 3 роки тому +2

      @@lukeconti353 for real, 18yr olds being paid 20k is fixing nukes.

    • @jacobmccandles1767
      @jacobmccandles1767 3 роки тому

      @@In_Space they don't do it for the money, that's for sure.

    • @alexxx3958
      @alexxx3958 3 роки тому

      Every 5000 yessir

    • @radon3292
      @radon3292 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @TheStockwell
    @TheStockwell 3 роки тому +9

    "Does YOUR nuclear warhead need maintenance? Kragen Auto Parts is here for you! Our qualified technicians make nuclear deterrent easy. All major credit cards accepted."

    • @DanSpotYT
      @DanSpotYT 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, free drinks and snacks while you wait. Friendly staff, clean restrooms, too! My dosimeter never raised any alarms either.

    • @TheStockwell
      @TheStockwell 3 роки тому +1

      @@DanSpotYT You make the transportation of nuclear weapons sound tasty!
      "Make it a family event, bring the kids - the nukes are on us at Nukes'R'Us!" ☺

    • @DanSpotYT
      @DanSpotYT 3 роки тому

      @@TheStockwell Ha ha! Too bad they had to shut down the beer tent. Ya know, with our marketing skills, we may end up being in demand.

    • @TheStockwell
      @TheStockwell 3 роки тому +1

      @@DanSpotYT Sign me up, partner! We should split the chores and take turns. I'll brainstorm and plan a campaign while you hit a liquor store for Jack Daniel's and Cheetos - all part of a balanced breakfast! ☺

    • @DanSpotYT
      @DanSpotYT 3 роки тому

      @@TheStockwell Yes, brilliant! We'll need balloons and those giant air driven, floppy person things. I'm a failed sign spinner but can bust out my routine again. The JD and Cheetos will numb the joint pain and impact from items tossed from passing cars. People really honked for joy when someone landed a headshot on me! To be honest...can't really blame them. 😆

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 3 роки тому +218

    That’s what you call guaranteeing you won’t see a
    *BROKEN ARROW*

    • @finalascent
      @finalascent 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't particularly care for the film Broken Arrow... so I can just about guarantee that I won't see it!

    • @Hydra_6544
      @Hydra_6544 3 роки тому +12

      @@finalascent A broken arrow is a term for a lost nuclear weapon

    • @finalascent
      @finalascent 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hydra_6544 I was taking advantage of the double meaning to make a silly joke - the film of that title is about the theft of a nuclear weapon from the US military inventory.

    • @Bankable2790
      @Bankable2790 3 роки тому +5

      Did you know there are like 20 missing nukes? Maybe even more? Some are at the bottom of the oceans

    • @kouvue1081
      @kouvue1081 3 роки тому +7

      @@Bankable2790 then they're not lost, just 'misplaced' .

  • @robertgorham3755
    @robertgorham3755 3 роки тому +380

    i'd like to have seen some protestors try to block THAT convoy...

    • @Mrdoctile
      @Mrdoctile 3 роки тому +56

      The sound of fredom......SPLAT squise....

    • @davidchen6928
      @davidchen6928 3 роки тому +65

      They'd get served a truck load of freedom from their freedom dispensers

    • @militar3rd
      @militar3rd 3 роки тому +20

      Right? Put some of that Proud Boyz and Antifa folks in there.

    • @davidkozin
      @davidkozin 3 роки тому +18

      I would probably classify as Antifa, but if I hear the engines of an A-10 I am not going to harass anyone on the ground. If I did, I know I won’t even get the pleasure of hearing the sound of Freedom BRRRRTT before I am atomized. I am sure that is one area we can agree. A-10 saves lives by just giving a show of force and having the enemy running through the hills.

    • @montanaf2286
      @montanaf2286 3 роки тому +1

      its montana so probably not but that would be funny

  • @Gambito99100
    @Gambito99100 3 роки тому +141

    When he turned and there was a helicopter, I lost my shit

  • @sepiroth31
    @sepiroth31 3 роки тому +1

    That was an unflattering pic of my truck you shot there. Nevermind our convoy. Nextime get the driver's side! AMMO!!

  • @bobhoe
    @bobhoe 3 роки тому +49

    That convoy won't stop for anything. I was a missile mechanic there at Malmstrom. Standing orders back then were to shoot first and ask questions later. You'll never see a protest trying to stop them

    • @Bankable2790
      @Bankable2790 3 роки тому +17

      God I wish they try tho!!! Please let’s tell antifa this warhead is made out of concentrated white privilege!

    • @phatkid6811
      @phatkid6811 3 роки тому +1

      Unlikely

    • @jamerv86
      @jamerv86 3 роки тому +1

      No one protests in Montana.

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 3 роки тому

      Nonsense. The military has never issued any such standing orders regarding the public. Hell, it's not like the thing can be easily carried off under your arm. Their biggest concern is gunfire or explosives breaching the containment container, which is why the truck is surrounded by armored vehicles.

    • @bobhoe
      @bobhoe 3 роки тому +3

      @@dwightstewart7181 did you ever read the sign at a missile site? We also specifically trained for those scenarios. Convoys with a nuke stop for nothing

  • @satriopanji4408
    @satriopanji4408 3 роки тому +152

    Normal Peoples: just a convoy
    GTA Players: whoaaa that's Insurgents!!

    • @ilySwavy
      @ilySwavy 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @scarletspider71
      @scarletspider71 3 роки тому

      Guilty

    • @zedboiii
      @zedboiii 3 роки тому

      sir, yes sir

    • @x1RoBoT3x
      @x1RoBoT3x 3 роки тому +1

      The only threat to that convoy was an over privileged 12 year old with an Oppressor Mk II

    • @harrisonfoster1889
      @harrisonfoster1889 3 роки тому

      Bearcats actually the gta v insurgent is based off of the Conquest XV Knight 🤣

  • @imperialprotocoldroid8570
    @imperialprotocoldroid8570 3 роки тому +249

    "this is interesting......WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOR MAINTENANCE?!?!?!"

    • @mccheesy9117
      @mccheesy9117 3 роки тому +29

      the nuke wont go off so they had to make some maintenance

    • @Phantom1963
      @Phantom1963 3 роки тому +54

      It had started leaking from sitting in the fenced weed laden yard for so long out in the elements that it had rusted a bit and there was also some damage from mice and other rodents plus homeless people had set up camp and their fire caused the paint to peel and since the area had been in a drought for a while there was several layers of pigion poo built up on the tail assembly and there were several Hornets nest I said all that in one breath

    • @briansheridan9975
      @briansheridan9975 3 роки тому +45

      Just as a car needs a checkup, so do nukes. Just making sure it is in top condition to kill as many as possible to insure our future.

    • @redphillips3924
      @redphillips3924 3 роки тому +8

      We took it out to get it washed.

    • @mansnygard3339
      @mansnygard3339 3 роки тому +31

      They tested it Looney Tunes-style; by banging the tip with a sledgehammer. It didn't go off, so it's clearly not working

  • @cristiannicolas5349
    @cristiannicolas5349 3 роки тому +43

    Imagine if the Florida man got his hands on the warhead.

    • @jrusvijr6988
      @jrusvijr6988 3 роки тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣All HELL will break out !😂

    • @edwino902
      @edwino902 3 роки тому

      Dudeeeeeeeeee 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oludeleadeleke15
      @oludeleadeleke15 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emkayusa
    @emkayusa 3 роки тому +160

    Lol, that’s not how they moved them in the 90’s when I helped load them. You would have never even known they were going through your town.

    • @napalmstickylikeglue
      @napalmstickylikeglue 3 роки тому +48

      I'm thinking those tactics haven't changed. This was a sideshow for the real thing.

    • @Ni999
      @Ni999 3 роки тому +2

      Yep.

    • @tmilesffl
      @tmilesffl 3 роки тому +6

      I agree. When I did this in the 80's there was no warning where they were going.

    • @willisix2554
      @willisix2554 3 роки тому +2

      @Me Smith I had heard talk about the 16 inch gun being nuclear-capable but I've never knew it was true thanks

    • @Malakie
      @Malakie 3 роки тому +11

      @Me Smith I am also former USN and part of what's called the 'nuclear guard force' aboard ships that carry specials but don't have Marines aboard... For me, it was the AsRoc weapons system and the tomahawk weapons system. In our case, certain crew were selected and trained for that as well as some other things like VBSS etc. And when we operated, everyone knew fucking around meant fucking dead.. and that red line with the sign means what it says... DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED past this point.

  • @joshlopez9693
    @joshlopez9693 3 роки тому +362

    If I see another “plot twist” comment someone’s getting punched in the face

    • @Avogadros_number
      @Avogadros_number 3 роки тому +12

      @@mikec8017 I’m dead

    • @trstn01
      @trstn01 3 роки тому +32

      Plot twist, you got punched in the face

    • @MiVidaBellisima
      @MiVidaBellisima 3 роки тому +3

      @josh look in the mirror and start with the first guy you see

    • @JamesEtc3417
      @JamesEtc3417 3 роки тому +8

      If I see another person complaining about plot twists and people not being original, someone’s getting punched in the face.

    • @24ecko
      @24ecko 3 роки тому +2

      @@JamesEtc3417 start with yourself 😁

  • @2guystry485
    @2guystry485 3 роки тому +68

    “Make way. Nuclear warhead coming through. Don’t wanna drop i-“ *ding*
    😟 💥 💀

    • @lookitsxay8832
      @lookitsxay8832 3 роки тому +2

      funny but just to lyk btw realsticly the warhead wouldnt go off cause it needs to be detonated simply dropping it wouldnt actually have any effects but that is funny

    • @RandomScientist
      @RandomScientist 3 роки тому +2

      @@lookitsxay8832 the plutonium device had the explosive charges to make the initial compression to activate the nuclear fuel.. so the joke is not far fetched. They wont transport nuclear warheads in plain sight like that especially when they have multi million dollar planes for transporting nuclear arsenal.

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 3 роки тому

      @@lookitsxay8832 Well you still wouldn't wanna drop it. Can you imagine having to pay for dinging up a nuclear warhead?

    • @christian4460
      @christian4460 3 роки тому

      @@RandomScientist first the core isn't in the warhead so it wouldn't nuke anything but there is explosives in the nuke but it would take alot of force to detonate it.

  • @noobe-bj8mb
    @noobe-bj8mb 3 роки тому +8

    Teacher:what do you want to be when you grow up
    Me:a nuclear war head transportation driver

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 5 років тому +153

    So what are you doing ?
    Oh, nothing, just walking my nuke.

  • @Cannon1221
    @Cannon1221 3 роки тому +7

    I was a tow truck operator that worked near navel bases. I had to rescue a broken down transport truck that was hauling nuclear reactor parts. The truck had a similar escort and had guns aimed in my general direction the whole time. The big difference was the trailer had proper radiation HAZMAT placards. That trailer is only placared for explosives. So it may be part for a ICBM or nuclear warhead there is no way it's the actual warhead. Even the USAF won't cross the FMCSA and improperly placard a shipment.

  • @GM8101PHX
    @GM8101PHX 5 років тому +75

    I remember being the lead vehicle in a exercise where we actually moved aircraft (B-52's) and weapons to an alternate location. Due to the classification I can not be detailed in information, but we successfully completed the exercise at the order of headquarters Strategic Air Command. I was a Sergeant E-4 at the time riding with my supervisor a Staff Sergeant. It was fun to get away from the normal grind to take part in the exercise. Our mission was important for the time.

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 5 років тому

      Did people act scared when you guys went through?

    • @jibblesq
      @jibblesq 3 роки тому +1

      E-4 sergeant? That's some brickin bullshit right there. And by bullshit I mean that sucks.

    • @OJdidit93905
      @OJdidit93905 3 роки тому +5

      E-4 sergeant the fuck lol get the fuck outa here😂

    • @Forxged
      @Forxged 3 роки тому +1

      You mean E-5 you fucking moron?

    • @RaVEn5753
      @RaVEn5753 3 роки тому +3

      @@Forxged He means E-4. Strategic Air Command no longer exists, but back when it did, E-4 was Sergeant.

  • @andyl6742
    @andyl6742 3 роки тому +9

    Imagine driving in front of that convoy. I'd take one look in the mirrors and shit my pants.😂

  • @triton189
    @triton189 3 роки тому +45

    No way to tell if this is real, military used a great deal of fake convoys when I served in Germany. Standard procedure used to confuse and decoy potential threats.

    • @mazim7386
      @mazim7386 3 роки тому +7

      Yea but it’s America and they are typically safer here then in a different country bc no random civilian could even take out on of those convoy vehicles

    • @HomemadeChemistry
      @HomemadeChemistry 3 роки тому +8

      @@mazim7386 this doesnt make any sense to me...

    • @gabe8168
      @gabe8168 3 роки тому +3

      @@HomemadeChemistry he means that you rarely hear of a terrorist attack involving a bomb or anything that could even damage that convoy in America

    • @milk1535
      @milk1535 3 роки тому

      Possibly, always cool to see convoys tho

    • @HomemadeChemistry
      @HomemadeChemistry 3 роки тому +1

      @@gabe8168 why would anything be safer in the us than in germany? Because civilians can purchase .50's and rpg's? That is what makes no sense to me.

  • @oooyeah4393
    @oooyeah4393 3 роки тому +124

    And just like that every reporter committed suicide that night

    • @omar90s91
      @omar90s91 3 роки тому +1

      Hahhahah bruh moment

    • @Luna_LU6546
      @Luna_LU6546 3 роки тому +13

      you see, the radiation is especially effective against reporters

    • @doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132
      @doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 3 роки тому

      @@Luna_LU6546 huh... its almost like its not a lead lined trailer...... 😂 newsflash! It is.... you could stand outside that trailer and be perfectly fine. Radiation doesn’t penetrate lead.... too dense of a metal.

    • @FF5754
      @FF5754 3 роки тому +1

      Would be great, that cooper dirtbag with rich mommy that got him there anyways hopefully eats a bullet soon.

  • @nzoth8075
    @nzoth8075 3 роки тому +72

    Imagine if all the trucks are actually just a diversion and the nuclear warhead is actually in a random car that follows.

    • @fieldzy743
      @fieldzy743 3 роки тому +6

      its about 30 miles back just chiling

    • @johnf.rivera8046
      @johnf.rivera8046 3 роки тому +1

      In the trunk of a VW. LOL!

    • @gregggrisham4190
      @gregggrisham4190 3 роки тому +1

      There was no war head on that missile. If there was the would have been someone at the gun on top of those armored vehicles.

    • @clwomble
      @clwomble 3 роки тому +1

      That’s how they moved the money through Mayberry.

    • @austinwallace974
      @austinwallace974 3 роки тому +16

      @@gregggrisham4190 They stay hidden in the vehicle until a threat arises. If somebody is going to steal a warhead, it's going to be coordinated. Getting all of your gunners sniped before the fighting starts isn't ideal.

  • @wadeunderhile7977
    @wadeunderhile7977 3 роки тому +7

    In 78 I was a guard on a convoy that moved 18 nuke warheads .Lance missile , in northern Italy. Sight deactivated these days

    • @jamesgelormino4439
      @jamesgelormino4439 3 роки тому +2

      I’m currently a technician in the silos. These days we just use minute man threes. We are changing to GBSD from Northrop Grum

    • @wadeunderhile7977
      @wadeunderhile7977 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesgelormino4439 thanks for your service, freedom comes with a price that most people never see or pay, God bless all of you

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 Рік тому

      "site deactivated" Damn " peace dividend"... Give peace a chance and it'll bust yer balls every time!
      Ok, only SORT OF joking... Look at the new Cold war with Russia AND China. We:re going to pay triple to build it all back now...

  • @Tahydrahel
    @Tahydrahel 3 роки тому +35

    The Warhead actually was hidden in the camper several cars back.

    • @Svendrys
      @Svendrys Рік тому

      Actually it's true. There would be a second truck at the end of convoy which would take the trailer from the first one if he would break.. war head is inside the armored vehicle

  • @AgeDrain
    @AgeDrain 3 роки тому +6

    My dad, a trucker, got behind one of these convoys a time ago. Dad had to slow down so he could keep some distance from said convoy. Some other truckers, not knowing why my dad was driving speed limit, started to pass him. One truck was oblivious to the convoy and was soon stopped immediately by two suv cop cars with guns drawn. Guy was shocked and kept hands raised as a Apache looking attack helicopter, that was escorting, came out of nowhere swooping by. It was funny as hell to watch. They did not f*** around

    • @fullarmourtracksuit4023
      @fullarmourtracksuit4023 3 роки тому

      Didn’t happen.

    • @atheistpeace7579
      @atheistpeace7579 11 місяців тому

      we do not use apache helicopters. just hueys.
      and you would never get jacked for coming up behind a convoy

  • @dalejones5970
    @dalejones5970 3 роки тому +15

    From ‘62 to ‘63 in South Korea I was the gunner in the lead truck on nuclear convoys that would take us through areas where attempted hijackings had occurred. A year before a woman shoved an empty baby carriage in front of a convoy in attempted ambush. They ran over the carriage and shot her.
    Nothing is allowed to stop a nuclear convoy!
    If someone blocks the road, you knock him off the road.

    • @bdoug5316
      @bdoug5316 3 роки тому

      LMAO okay BOOMER

    • @ohmanyourecool1
      @ohmanyourecool1 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO chick got straight eradicated ☠️

    • @filanfyretracker
      @filanfyretracker 3 роки тому

      that method doesnt work on a road like that, convoy could hit a traffic jam at any time.

    • @teenagerinsac
      @teenagerinsac 3 роки тому

      Those HUMVEES aren't there for a picnic ride- .50 cals ready to fire-- and waiting for the first joker who tries anything cute.

    • @teenagerinsac
      @teenagerinsac 3 роки тому

      509 OMS- 1977 8th AF Best Maint. Sq. MSET Trophy Pease AFB NH

  • @mattmac30
    @mattmac30 3 роки тому +3

    The warhead was actually in the back of that pickup at 1:06. The semi with military and police escort was just a decoy.

  • @jmartin5692
    @jmartin5692 3 роки тому +77

    They usually don’t announce movement, have multiple convoys/flights, and armaments! They also try to avoid large populations. But interesting video

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +3

      Probably didnt announce it until after the fact

    • @jmartin5692
      @jmartin5692 3 роки тому +3

      @@A6Legit maybe, only know overseas never announced before or after! Although locals aren’t stupid!

    • @Mike-ry4mg
      @Mike-ry4mg 3 роки тому +5

      @@jmartin5692 typically they fly them into the Amarillo air port then drive by convoy to the Plantex plant. So one could say they always go near a population center. I have been there.

    • @jmartin5692
      @jmartin5692 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mike-ry4mg thanks for reply! I used to do a ton of movements in Germany 🇩🇪! Thanks again for filling me in how they do it!

    • @ChrisSmith-xr2ss
      @ChrisSmith-xr2ss 3 роки тому

      @@Mike-ry4mg The AMA airport is more towards HWY 60 to Pampa/Panhandle though, so while it doesn't cut into Amarillo directly, it still has to cross southside, unless the go down the loop towards the Tyson plant. So, I guess yeah that counts as populated, as populated as the Panhandle of Texas gets haha.

  • @GeorgeFloyd2
    @GeorgeFloyd2 3 роки тому +36

    little did they know, that they were actually moving the last travis scott burger ever to be made

  • @pjneslo8979
    @pjneslo8979 6 років тому +127

    Yes Siree, that was my job except I worked outta Ellsworth AFB , South Dakota back in the late 80's early 90's...

  • @BlessedYouTuber
    @BlessedYouTuber 3 роки тому +13

    The best defense is to keep it secret while in transit. Even the Cameraman on the roadside knew it was a nuclear warhead.

    • @benrodir2
      @benrodir2 2 роки тому +17

      actually the best defense is a shit ton of armed men, which were there.

    • @surfingtothestars
      @surfingtothestars 2 роки тому +2

      this ain't a movie lol

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod 2 роки тому

      It's secret until it isn't. If it has minimal security to keep it "within plain sight" and terrorists find out about it, they will take the warhead.

  • @wthrmnpechin1015
    @wthrmnpechin1015 5 років тому +62

    That was a lot of security. We didn't use that much in the past. But that was then.

    • @derekwall200
      @derekwall200 5 років тому +22

      well the heavy security is necessary and for a good reason. with the threat of terrorism always looming the USAF and the DOD have to worry about a $300,000,000 warhead (or in this case 3 of them) being stolen by whomever. there are people out there that would love nothing more than to steal a live nuke and take it apart, and use the dangerous parts in their own nuclear warhead design. even if it's just an unarmed minuteman ICBM there are parts of that missile that shouldn't be in anyone else's hands like the guidance system. plus an LGM-30 minuteman 3 missile costs $7,000,000 by itself

    • @NathanRiess
      @NathanRiess 4 роки тому +8

      ANTIFA probably attack it tbh claiming it wasn’t peaceful not even kidding

    • @Cryptonymicus
      @Cryptonymicus 4 роки тому +14

      @@NathanRiess Far more likely Trump will use them to stop demonstrations because he's got nothing else left to prove what a big tough guy he is.

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +3

      That's before "Broken Arrow" was no longer a secret term.

    • @gunslinger1824
      @gunslinger1824 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cryptonymicus that’s pretty dumb

  • @mcrvids6860
    @mcrvids6860 3 роки тому +286

    Plot twist: it was actually Jeffrey Epstein they were moving.

    • @CameTo
      @CameTo 3 роки тому +10

      They solved all his crimes by creating a "suicide Vs murder" debate. Your comment is more accurate, irony aside

    • @whatfreedom7
      @whatfreedom7 3 роки тому +6

      I would not be one bit surprised if he is sitting cozy somewhere right now. Remember he was friends with powerful people and the jail had no surveillance footage. How convenient.

    • @CameTo
      @CameTo 3 роки тому

      @CodingCrusader1095 yep

  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364 3 роки тому +61

    I was going to say "talk about overkill with the security" then I remembered its a nuke😂

    • @mr.m2695
      @mr.m2695 3 роки тому +9

      Honestly wasn’t enough security for it

    • @lostaudio
      @lostaudio 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, 4 turret cars doesn't seem like enough

    • @jacobmccandles1767
      @jacobmccandles1767 3 роки тому +3

      @@lostaudio there's more. You're looking at about 40 men plus the choppers. There is a reaction force on standby.

    • @LouSassol69er
      @LouSassol69er 3 роки тому +7

      Even if an attacking force defeated the security, I doubt they could just drive away with the warhead or trigger it to blow. There's security measures in place to prevent it being stolen. Also, like another comment here said, a reaction force is on standby to rain hell down on any attacker should they defeat the security.

    • @TIGAMEPLAY
      @TIGAMEPLAY 3 роки тому +2

      Wouldn't even say that's overkill 🤣 doesn't look like enough security for a GOD DAMN NUKE

  • @MasterDracer
    @MasterDracer 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the information.

  • @stevenreyngold7121
    @stevenreyngold7121 3 роки тому +54

    The nuke was in a white van 25 miles ahead with a plain cloths guy dressed like a plumber but armed with an MP7.

    • @usaf1804
      @usaf1804 3 роки тому +1

      His assistants were the six team member AFSOC squad followed directly with a qrf of team or operators.... give them their once a year space of 20-30 minutes in your busy nba, nfl b.s. schedules.... these guys risk their lives for the same amount of money a McDonald’s crew chief makes, hardly fair in any dammed way.... Support our troops or support this middle finger and boot ...

    • @stevenreyngold7121
      @stevenreyngold7121 3 роки тому +1

      @@usaf1804 What are you going on about? I was making a joke by implying that the heavily armed caravan was a distraction and the real nuke was in a white van far away. Stand down soldier, I'm on your side.

    • @michaelpatrick6485
      @michaelpatrick6485 3 роки тому

      The truck also doubles as a crane for installing the payload: pbs.twimg.com/media/CS-PKjzWoAA9RTj.jpg

    • @discodench
      @discodench 3 роки тому

      @@stevenreyngold7121 There was no nuclear warhead in this movement. This is not how they move these items.

  • @33482
    @33482 3 роки тому +110

    "Sarge, what is that speeding up beeping coming from the trailer?"

    • @niccatipay
      @niccatipay 3 роки тому +7

      Lt.: Oh God, it a BMW driver!
      Everyone protect the -
      *bang, as the BMW hit the armored car*
      BMW Driver: God you are so slow. Can't you see im in a hurry? I'll call the chief of United States, because you damaged my car.
      P.S. I am currently at a state of salt, help.

    • @SharkInTheWoods
      @SharkInTheWoods 3 роки тому

      Holy grammar

  • @davidreynolds4715
    @davidreynolds4715 3 роки тому +12

    Well, at least all the cars on the other side of the street are safe, you know, because the double yellow line is a barrier of protection!!!😆

  • @209_zerocool
    @209_zerocool 3 роки тому +11

    Most likely that's a decoy. The real one is in some random undescript truck on the highway.

    • @3User
      @3User 3 роки тому +3

      No it isn't

    • @smiskowiak
      @smiskowiak 3 роки тому +1

      @@3User Actually, it very well could be. If the government wants to be secretive about what they're moving, the will be. A decoy convoy like this could've been is used as a tool to take the focus off of where the nuke actually is.

    • @jamesbutke1438
      @jamesbutke1438 3 роки тому

      @@smiskowiak yes, could’ve. Not likely though.

    • @RaymondCottis-zr8wl
      @RaymondCottis-zr8wl 2 місяці тому

      @@smiskowiak Except it isn't

  • @roceye
    @roceye 3 роки тому +9

    Meanwhile at the every other silo there's only two dudes playing chess.

  • @pritijain773
    @pritijain773 3 роки тому +15

    Plot twist : the guy filming was standing there whole day knowing that this convoy is going to pass by from here😁

  • @stephenbachman132
    @stephenbachman132 3 роки тому +50

    Imagine if it fell off the truck.
    "Well im not picking it up."

    • @JasonSmith-vg8ew
      @JasonSmith-vg8ew 3 роки тому

      Right??? 😂😂😂😂

    • @PROGAMER-cp9dx
      @PROGAMER-cp9dx 3 роки тому

      Well..... no one would be alive to pick it up

    • @fbi1819
      @fbi1819 3 роки тому +1

      Everybody missed the reference

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 3 роки тому +1

      Absolutely nothing would happen

    • @BlacKnightRising
      @BlacKnightRising 3 роки тому

      and I sure as hell ain't cleanin' up afterwards

  • @oshdaddy
    @oshdaddy 3 роки тому +6

    I was hoping to see Jeremy with metro state leading the convoy. Motor 1 is on the move!

    • @rolandomota1192
      @rolandomota1192 3 роки тому +1

      Only a few people coght that. I know about him and I am in California. Word is that he is still saying officer Ogeltree to this day.

  • @jimc7991
    @jimc7991 3 роки тому +58

    That wasn't a nuclear warhead. In was another one of those alien ships.

    • @anuj656
      @anuj656 3 роки тому +5

      FBI wants to know your location.

    • @fbi6630
      @fbi6630 3 роки тому +7

      *Sir, we you are detained for national security reasons. Please cooperate, don’t resist.*

    • @TM-bn8pv
      @TM-bn8pv 3 роки тому +1

      @@fbi6630 he's resisting! Quick! Do something!

    • @fbi6630
      @fbi6630 3 роки тому +1

      @@TM-bn8pv No need to, he’s already under custody sir.

  • @Nutonic_RL
    @Nutonic_RL 3 роки тому +23

    Plot Twist: The camera man WAS the Warhead.

  • @WootTootZoot
    @WootTootZoot 3 роки тому +21

    I remember when the critical mass use to be hauled by a truck with a 48 foot trailer, with only two truck drivers who had .38's.

    • @edinnorthcarolina--ovelhog5786
      @edinnorthcarolina--ovelhog5786 3 роки тому +17

      And the President used to ride in an open top convertible.

    • @Bellboy40
      @Bellboy40 3 роки тому +6

      @@edinnorthcarolina--ovelhog5786 Yes he did, but that didn't work out too well.

    • @nvdwarriorLtc
      @nvdwarriorLtc 3 роки тому

      WootTootZoot careful, eyes are everywhere...of course you were read out of the program...

    • @WootTootZoot
      @WootTootZoot 3 роки тому

      @@nvdwarriorLtc Paranoia must run in your family. I said "use to", learn to comprehend what you read.

    • @WootTootZoot
      @WootTootZoot 3 роки тому

      @@edinnorthcarolina--ovelhog5786 Presidents don't ride in open limo's anymore, and critical mass isn't delivered by truck drivers either, Just go "duh", that's what makes you sound so smart.

  • @ciriacgeorge3640
    @ciriacgeorge3640 3 роки тому +13

    Looks like the perfect heist for the Fast and Furious guys.