Shooting GUNS in a symphony?!?!

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  • @acactus2190
    @acactus2190  Рік тому +24923

    John Corigliano: Symphony No. 3 “Circus Maximus”
    Played by Michigan State University Wind Symphony
    Video: ua-cam.com/video/nwcTP-wHdcY/v-deo.htmlsi=gx3AgszMB19GvGcZ

    • @AUnknownUser0
      @AUnknownUser0 Рік тому +940

      Of course it’s in the U.S. I mean, are we really surprised here?

    • @johnnyquest9519
      @johnnyquest9519 Рік тому +56

      Lol

    • @liecht
      @liecht Рік тому +328

      Simphony N.3 AKA " Don't shoot me I'm just the piano player"

    • @gegu937
      @gegu937 Рік тому +135

      @@AUnknownUser0 It's also MSU which has a great instrumental music program

    • @AnalGravey
      @AnalGravey Рік тому

      American with a gun in a school not shooting people??? Must have not been a real one

  • @squatchjosh1131
    @squatchjosh1131 Рік тому +6556

    I like to imagine him taking his musical gun out of a violin case and having to explain to the authorities that he isn't a 1920s gangster.

    • @100canadianmaplestirup8
      @100canadianmaplestirup8 Рік тому +40

      well its not 1920 sooooo

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 Рік тому +232

      @@100canadianmaplestirup8 So he's clearly a time travelling 1920s gangster. It's the only logical explanation.

    • @unknowncowman
      @unknowncowman Рік тому +40

      ​@@100canadianmaplestirup8Seems fine to me Sir, you can pass

    • @coimbralaw
      @coimbralaw Рік тому

      Dumb comment

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric Рік тому +17

      He's a 2020's gangster, folks, obviously.

  • @TonyTylerDraws
    @TonyTylerDraws Рік тому +3804

    This feels like a Hitman mission waiting to happen

  • @SimCityEA1989
    @SimCityEA1989 Рік тому +3402

    I love how the guys in the back row are preparing for the inevitable loud ass gun shot

  • @asiangaming8409
    @asiangaming8409 7 місяців тому +987

    “Yo is this the 2nd symphony”
    “Nah its the 2nd Amendment”

    • @Tchaikovsky391
      @Tchaikovsky391 6 місяців тому +9

      Underrated commented

    • @impurekeeper7857
      @impurekeeper7857 6 місяців тому +7

      Very underrated comment that’s friggin awesome

    • @k.r.studio5876
      @k.r.studio5876 6 місяців тому +3

      No this is the 2nd battalion

    • @jmrallosbv4037
      @jmrallosbv4037 6 місяців тому

      "Bro I know you're blind but you got to see this!" -Some random nigga

    • @TT22YTK-z6g
      @TT22YTK-z6g 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @JohnRambo1947-July-6th
    @JohnRambo1947-July-6th Рік тому +3173

    When a random assassin in the room decides to have a career change at the last minute

  • @jennamedlyn
    @jennamedlyn Рік тому +8774

    I love the one percussionist just covers his ears and dives for cover

    • @Shadicals
      @Shadicals Рік тому +532

      He shot it right beside him, and without ear protection even a 9mm is awfully loud.

    • @sls12III
      @sls12III Рік тому +114

      muscle memory

    • @mei6044
      @mei6044 Рік тому +42

      Well, of course!

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 Рік тому +121

      guns are extremely loudand cause permanent hearing damage
      always double your hearing protection (ear muffs + ear plugs)

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Рік тому +19

      @@Shadicals these are nothing more than primers and black powder being fired, not much louder than a cap gun

  • @militantGAMING
    @militantGAMING Рік тому +7101

    Imagine a high school kid explaining to the officer the gun is for musical purpose and not the news one.

    • @100canadianmaplestirup8
      @100canadianmaplestirup8 Рік тому

      imagine not being a subservient worm to the govt. and thinking they have power over everything you do. also do you speak English? your sentence makes no sense 'and not the news one?' huh? you embarrassed yourself, give up commenting your not clever its out of your league , enjoy your rollblox and Minecraft.

    • @SodaPrezsing
      @SodaPrezsing Рік тому +309

      “The news one” 😂😭

    • @vpaul4374
      @vpaul4374 Рік тому +292

      "Look, officer, I'm bringing it to school but they asked for it"

    • @PhilandSofia
      @PhilandSofia Рік тому +133

      “DROP THE NEWS GUN KID! I said DROP THE NEWS GUN!!!”

    • @JJY886
      @JJY886 Рік тому +78

      *Pumped up kicks intensifies*

  • @MrIncogwastaken
    @MrIncogwastaken 9 місяців тому +4320

    “ what instrument do you play?”
    “12 gauge”

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 Рік тому +18957

    "Excellent work, 47. The target is down, and it will no doubt look like an accident. Time to head for an exit."

  • @soakingbook
    @soakingbook Рік тому +38104

    Wearing the shades was the perfect choice.

    • @0x9D99
      @0x9D99 Рік тому +946

      Terminator energy for sure

    • @Sparks263
      @Sparks263 Рік тому +588

      Somebody in there owes the mob money and he’s gonna get that money *tonight*

    • @pbabiesinspace6112
      @pbabiesinspace6112 Рік тому +224

      Indeed. Should have had a trench coat as well.

    • @mei6044
      @mei6044 Рік тому +89

      He probably wore them to protect his eyes

    • @mei6044
      @mei6044 Рік тому +25

      ​@@pbabiesinspace6112And he doesn't, because the glasses function to protect his eyes

  • @moor.j2948
    @moor.j2948 Рік тому +3838

    as a fellow gun player, I can appreciate the subtle nuance in his gun playing, truly a master of his craft

    • @abbethythegreat
      @abbethythegreat Рік тому +41

      as a canon player and totally not a violinist I can also appreciate it. well said.

    • @jordoncollins1332
      @jordoncollins1332 Рік тому +19

      Trigger pull was crisp and precise

    • @test-xe4cl
      @test-xe4cl Рік тому +7

      as a peaceful Korean, it seems

    • @ChamnBees
      @ChamnBees Рік тому +7

      As a drunk Chilean, I'm not sure what's going on please help

    • @SCPunit6
      @SCPunit6 Рік тому +5

      I liked this and right when I post this response, the likes on his vid are 911

  • @Pricyprixd
    @Pricyprixd 8 місяців тому +276

    1812 overture: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

    • @PCCphoenix
      @PCCphoenix 6 місяців тому +17

      That has to be played outdoors because it uses CANNONS, for crying out loud!

    • @SerialDesignationN3071
      @SerialDesignationN3071 5 місяців тому +3

      Tchaikovsky*

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 5 місяців тому +11

      "Tchaikovsky cannons are not instruments"
      "Yes they are and im using 12 of them"
      "Tchaikovsky no-"
      "Tchaikovsky yes, TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES"

    • @Deleted_Cat
      @Deleted_Cat 4 місяці тому +4

      *the church bells in the distance*

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar Рік тому +4641

    “Well done Agent 6! You managed to blend in with the Act perfectly. Now no one will suspect a thing.”

  • @camdaman4792
    @camdaman4792 Рік тому +13110

    "I'm a guitarist!"
    "I'm a bassist!"
    "I'm a pianist!"
    "I'm a gunist."

  • @Short_Shots
    @Short_Shots Рік тому +44256

    "No officer, I don't have an unregistered firearm in my trunk, it's a musical instrument"

  • @Smronger
    @Smronger 7 місяців тому +584

    "What instrument do you play?"
    "America"

    • @thatbeybladeguy
      @thatbeybladeguy 7 місяців тому +6

      this is the best comment ive seen yet

    • @Capdub
      @Capdub 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@thatbeybladeguy really? It's the least funny one I've seen

    • @封嶺
      @封嶺 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Capdub
      Nah it’s funny

    • @Juliantheweatherman
      @Juliantheweatherman 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Capdubfr

    • @blankface9363
      @blankface9363 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thatbeybladeguyIt's overused. The joke is: Gun in a unusual situation=USA

  • @timespaice
    @timespaice Рік тому +20213

    The only instrument where you can't allow a wrong note.

    • @ParodyKnaveBob
      @ParodyKnaveBob Рік тому +323

      💀

    • @tbbk201
      @tbbk201 Рік тому +250

      ^^^literally

    • @paulshadforth750
      @paulshadforth750 Рік тому +184

      Like whiplash but it's called pistol whipped 😅

    • @JustGarbo14
      @JustGarbo14 Рік тому +134

      Actually you can, forget load the gun, wrong shells

    • @Nick5k5
      @Nick5k5 Рік тому +110

      What note did you load?!?!?!
      The blue ones.
      Well now the theatres on fire!!!

  • @LonerChief
    @LonerChief Рік тому +2835

    I like this guy. He had the shades, the 12 gauge, and the swag. Best man in the entire song.

    • @devilichus
      @devilichus Рік тому +16

      Maybe the bestman of the song?

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 Рік тому +17

      he has that "the quiet kid of the class" look

    • @maxsz91
      @maxsz91 Рік тому +8

      This has to be said.. Piece! ..not song 😁

    • @malegirlboss
      @malegirlboss Рік тому +2

      @@maxsz91 i hate when people say that so obnoxious

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 Рік тому +5

      @@maxsz91 you know what he meant though

  • @thecoolist8980
    @thecoolist8980 Рік тому +5557

    Seconds later:
    Light technician falls from above

  • @fin5887
    @fin5887 7 місяців тому +30

    “The piano was beautiful and the shotgun was truly spectacular”

  • @dissolved3040
    @dissolved3040 Рік тому +205833

    “I’m in a symphony”
    “Cool, what do you play?”
    “Gun”

  • @sbritton1313
    @sbritton1313 Рік тому +1086

    When the percussion cover their ears, you know it's something loud

    • @sikusuyu
      @sikusuyu Рік тому +13

      Yeah, guns tend to be loud.

    • @sbritton1313
      @sbritton1313 Рік тому +12

      @@sikusuyu I was making fun that percussionists love to try to be as loud as possible... I mean American Percussion loves the 4th of July every year when they get cannons to play

    • @kittiekillah
      @kittiekillah Рік тому +3

      percussion has to be loud. they’re the ones keeping everyone else together. The dude waving his arms about can only do so much. Also the gun is right behind him. It likely has more to do with the physical feeling you get from a gun going off more than the sound. They’re literally all part of a symphony. I doubt the gun is much louder than all of the instruments combined playing at full volume.

    • @will.roman-ros
      @will.roman-ros Рік тому +5

      ​@@kittiekillahyou're right that constant decibels are harmful to ears, but a gunshot, especially indoors, is much louder. Will crack eardrums in feeling, vs the sound of the symphony will not. True also that the shock of the vibrations can be discomforting, but those waves are caused by the force which makes the loud sound. Therefore, the sound of the gunshot is to be feared, and what causes ppl to shoot off target - they flinch about the sound before it even happens. Is there an instrument there. otherwise, where players flinch, just to play, bc the impending sound? No, bc none, not even the aggregate, are as loud as that shotgun blank indoors. Ppl don't flinch in anticipation of a band or symphony to start, but will flinch w small calibre gun like a .22

    • @hardcharging
      @hardcharging Рік тому

      In a band setting where percussion tends to be constant I can see how percussion keep everyone else together. In many -- heck, most orchestral pieces that is not the case at all.

  • @william3371
    @william3371 Рік тому +1231

    Tchaikovsky: *“Hold my cello”*

  • @NightNinja540
    @NightNinja540 6 місяців тому +14

    Ah yes, Edvard Grieg's "The Death of Bambi's Mom"

  • @eriksanchez1721
    @eriksanchez1721 Рік тому +7677

    He's actually not apart of the orchestra, he's just there to make sure nobody fucks up a note

    • @oscarchavezart
      @oscarchavezart Рік тому +117

      😂😂😂😂he is really good at reminding them.

    • @sebastiang00
      @sebastiang00 Рік тому +45

      😂😂 o rarely laugh at comments but this was goos

    • @Ryomen_d_sukuna
      @Ryomen_d_sukuna Рік тому +19

      I am on the ground 😂

    • @Sansthebadtimebringer
      @Sansthebadtimebringer Рік тому +17

      And if they do the only note played is a clang, a boom, and a thud after the trombone guy dropped his slide

    • @nickc8819
      @nickc8819 Рік тому

      😂

  • @Shawa_Skibidi
    @Shawa_Skibidi Рік тому +3307

    Tchaikovsky: A single gun? I used 24 cannons...

  • @itsaurorose
    @itsaurorose Рік тому +2912

    imagine being in the audience not knowing what's gonna happen and just seeing an old man secretly pull a huge ass gun out behind the band

    • @ppeez
      @ppeez Рік тому +209

      America moment

    • @itsaurorose
      @itsaurorose Рік тому +45

      @@ppeez u right u right

    • @CleverCheetah
      @CleverCheetah Рік тому

      You havent seen a real "huge ass gun" then lmao. Or you are tiny.

    • @100canadianmaplestirup8
      @100canadianmaplestirup8 Рік тому +39

      Oh Roz, any real Fan of Orchestra & Operas would know this piece features the mock gunfire, there is no shell in there its all gunpowder, more then safe. essentially fire crackers. another great featuring the same is the theme from The good the bad and the ugly.

    • @pugsly810
      @pugsly810 Рік тому +8

      that aint a huge ass gun thats a pretty normal size one want a huge ass gun? look up M82A2 its a modified M82A1 to be bullpup (feeds rounds from behind the trigger) and that aint even then biggest gun

  • @brennonlewis
    @brennonlewis 9 місяців тому +485

    "What instrument do you play?"
    "GLOCKenspiel"
    "Why did you pronounce it like that?
    *Boom*

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA Рік тому +7598

    *"Have you ever played in an orchestra?"*
    *"No, but I'll give it a shot..."*

  • @evanchao-piano
    @evanchao-piano Рік тому +7244

    When someone coughs in the audience:

  • @Doorito_
    @Doorito_ Рік тому +1452

    "Has that been tuned?"
    "No, it's loaded"

  • @timelordregen5866
    @timelordregen5866 9 місяців тому +1003

    Bro, the UA-cam algorithm suggesting this hours after the Moscow Concert Hall Attack is WILD 💀💀💀

    • @foofofdeath
      @foofofdeath 9 місяців тому +49

      Bro 😭

    • @ДимаМимо-з6и
      @ДимаМимо-з6и 9 місяців тому +71

      Действительно, у ютуба хорошо с сарказмом

    • @mellurry
      @mellurry 8 місяців тому +19

      Печально ☹️

    • @kemal1910
      @kemal1910 8 місяців тому +3

      Cringe

    • @jespers8817
      @jespers8817 8 місяців тому +19

      @@kemal1910 what is cringe about this?

  • @-Fright
    @-Fright Рік тому +5907

    "What key are you playing in?"
    "Buckshot"

    • @edmundbrown8715
      @edmundbrown8715 Рік тому +15

      Best comment bud

    • @benjinatorkahki-1858
      @benjinatorkahki-1858 Рік тому +77

      "In what minor?"
      "12 gauge"

    • @Soldier_ant35
      @Soldier_ant35 Рік тому +9

      Nah that ain't buckshot that shit a musket

    • @-Fright
      @-Fright Рік тому +11

      @@Soldier_ant35 😭 bros got a whole ass blunderbuss

    • @ben_nerf_lego
      @ben_nerf_lego Рік тому +1

      That is not buckshot bro it will pénitente everything in its way it’s not safe

  • @wolfbear572
    @wolfbear572 Рік тому +2320

    “Yeah I’m in a band, I play the 12 gauge”

  • @mr.blueberry9788
    @mr.blueberry9788 Рік тому +462

    Feels like a cut scene in a hitman mission

    • @hugojardmo4746
      @hugojardmo4746 Рік тому +15

      Isn't there a mission where you replace a theater prop gun with a real one? Kinda similar vibes, killing someone on stage while everyone believes it's part of the show

    • @NitroCodes
      @NitroCodes Рік тому +1

      ​@@hugojardmo4746based on what I know, that was a 4chan shitpost on the topic.

    • @hugojardmo4746
      @hugojardmo4746 Рік тому +9

      @@NitroCodes missions called Curtains Down, from Hitman Blood Money

    • @NitroCodes
      @NitroCodes Рік тому +2

      @@hugojardmo4746 oh. I didn't know that. That's genuinely cool, thanks man!

    • @K_D_A
      @K_D_A Рік тому

      @@hugojardmo4746bro I played hitman blood money on the original xbox, xbox 360, ps3, and ps4 amazing game

  • @Atomus242
    @Atomus242 6 місяців тому +10

    "What's your part in the orchestra?"
    "Shoot"

  • @MrDrew1
    @MrDrew1 Рік тому +1546

    Finally a musical instrument I'd know how to play.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 Рік тому +12

      The clarinet?

    • @L0re4Presid3nt
      @L0re4Presid3nt Рік тому +19

      ​@@Eisenwulf666Only Squidward can master that..in his own unique way😅

    • @brandontsosie4514
      @brandontsosie4514 Рік тому +3

      Hey, this isn't the first weapon to be played. Cannons used to be played.

    • @tyrantlemon
      @tyrantlemon Рік тому +1

      @@brandontsosie4514 and before that hand saws

  • @DarthGTB
    @DarthGTB Рік тому +5067

    - _American Tchaikovsky doesn't exist. He can't hurt you_
    - American Tchaikovsky:

    • @GeographyEnjoyer
      @GeographyEnjoyer Рік тому +111

      this guy isn’t American, he’s from Russia, his name is Aleksandrovich Samaratov, he lives in St. Petersburg, Russia but he is currently in Vienna, Austria (he is performing as we speak)
      And the fact I made this up in less than half a minute is crazy

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 Рік тому +11

      @@levelovixoryes. Midwest too

    • @DarthGTB
      @DarthGTB Рік тому +37

      @@GeographyEnjoyer you almost got me there. You can't have a given name "Aleksandrovich". That would indicate his father's name to be "Aleksandr". You still would need a given name before that

    • @Huey_AK-47_Brawl_Stars
      @Huey_AK-47_Brawl_Stars Рік тому +2

      HAHAH

    • @Charlize_marlize
      @Charlize_marlize Рік тому +12

      Tchaikovsky was probably the best composer (personality wise) to ever exist. Dude was so petty

  • @MberEnder
    @MberEnder Рік тому +1602

    He's wearing sunglasses. He knows he's got the coolest instrument.

    • @cadenbenton6235
      @cadenbenton6235 Рік тому +4

      Or he looks like Dylan Klebold 👎

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 Рік тому

      You mean the worst. 😂 You're uncool.

  • @channelIguess
    @channelIguess 8 місяців тому +27

    Tchaikovsky: Hold my roundshot

  • @ryjosephwelsh
    @ryjosephwelsh Рік тому +5072

    The way he snuck up like he was about to assassinate the conductor 😂😂😂

    • @Refuse2Lose33
      @Refuse2Lose33 Рік тому +68

      He kinda reminds of "The Skull", who was the hitman that killed Tony Montana in Scarface

    • @djkd21
      @djkd21 Рік тому +7

      😂😂

    • @nuklearkhaos115
      @nuklearkhaos115 Рік тому +21

      "You are targeted for termination." - T-800

    • @mookdotori725
      @mookdotori725 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @P_B_FR
      @P_B_FR Рік тому +6

      Aiming right for the Abe seats

  • @fodonkolous5442
    @fodonkolous5442 Рік тому +500

    Tyler plays clarinet, Stephanie plays trumpet and Randy plays 12 gauge

    • @VtuberHotelVKing
      @VtuberHotelVKing Рік тому +5

      12게이지 벅샷😂😂

    • @thebigbubz3403
      @thebigbubz3403 Рік тому

      His real name is curtis olson he is my professor 😂 best prof ever

  • @LGriff-fv6dr
    @LGriff-fv6dr Рік тому +1575

    I love the way that the precussion section of an orchestra is like the back row of class, Anarchy

  • @itkinslp5163
    @itkinslp5163 8 місяців тому +140

    "No, Patrick, a shotgun is not an instrument."

    • @SIMPDUDE
      @SIMPDUDE 8 місяців тому +10

      Cannons are not instruments either.

    • @muffels6410
      @muffels6410 7 місяців тому +6

      No I think Patrick has a point

    • @SerialDesignationN3071
      @SerialDesignationN3071 5 місяців тому

      ​Tchaikovsky: *_"Hold my vodka"_*

  • @blurryface9910
    @blurryface9910 Рік тому +489

    Props to the wind instrumentalists. That's one hell of a long, strong note.

    • @Uffda.
      @Uffda. Рік тому +15

      Sounded almost like a tornado siren- great suspense buildup

    • @BrickRoscoCDC
      @BrickRoscoCDC Рік тому +4

      Brass

  • @Alien-TokeGyi
    @Alien-TokeGyi Рік тому +2000

    As a gunist, I can confirm this guy is a professional gunner 🔫

    • @Itz_just_stxrmy
      @Itz_just_stxrmy Рік тому +26

      Always nice to see gunist get recognition for their work😌

    • @nicolaimartin3803
      @nicolaimartin3803 Рік тому +6

      Cool. Which orchestras are you applying to?

    • @victorhugogonzalezbriones4874
      @victorhugogonzalezbriones4874 Рік тому

      @@nicolaimartin3803i played “the screams of the fallens” on my school yesterday

    • @SrijitoGhosh
      @SrijitoGhosh Рік тому +5

      ​@@nicolaimartin3803 I had seen The Taliban firing guns to celebrate... Probably he's gonna apply in one such orchestra.😂

    • @Simoca789
      @Simoca789 Рік тому +1

      as a professional concert person i can confirm this is how world war 2 started

  • @graydenmitchell7970
    @graydenmitchell7970 Рік тому +1531

    Meanwhile in Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture:
    “Oh you have a gun that fires once? That’s nice. I have an entire artillery battery”

  • @ボロネーゼ-c7z
    @ボロネーゼ-c7z 8 місяців тому +7

    トランペットこんなに高い音を長く出せんの普通に尊敬

  • @OneWithAngerBait
    @OneWithAngerBait Рік тому +3894

    As a professional Remington 870 player I love all guns, they all have their own unique and rhythmic sound

    • @seancallihan4555
      @seancallihan4555 Рік тому +117

      Yeah, I like to play the AR-15 in my school band! Don't know why everyone is motionless after the performance though.

    • @weisshxc
      @weisshxc Рік тому +34

      @@seancallihan4555 Hilarious bro, you got the whole comment section laughing.

    • @MichaelAfton69200
      @MichaelAfton69200 Рік тому

      ​@@seancallihan4555😮

    • @adrianj5789
      @adrianj5789 Рік тому

      @@seancallihan4555omg bro you’re so funny! how did you ever come up with such a cool, original, not at all overused joke?? Did you dig it out from
      your asshole???

    • @dustinpowell6507
      @dustinpowell6507 Рік тому +29

      @@weisshxcI laughed

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 Рік тому +2676

    He walked out with sunglasses on. He knows exactly how cool he is.

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Рік тому +790

    Imagine reading the sheet music be like: *_"*load round into chamber"_*

  • @JeromeShark
    @JeromeShark 7 місяців тому +10

    “What Patrick?!”
    “Is 12 Gauge an instrument?”

    • @mandi8345
      @mandi8345 6 місяців тому +1

      Squidward: "No Patrick. 12 Gauge is not an instrument."
      Americans: "......."

  • @vghit921
    @vghit921 Рік тому +6977

    Everybody gangsta until the technician falls down from the rafters.

  • @erikonakayama3758
    @erikonakayama3758 Рік тому +1017

    Just imagine how badass you might've felt when you get to shoot a gun in a symphony.

  • @boristhe1999
    @boristhe1999 Рік тому +722

    "Yes Patrick, Gun is an Instrument."

    • @gabrielclymer5340
      @gabrielclymer5340 Рік тому +3

      Dying laughing

    • @johnredbeard5074
      @johnredbeard5074 Рік тому +4

      I JUST came from the bee trapped under the bottle cap video and someone literally asked if Bee was an instrument!!!! I'm dyingggggggggggggg🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @TT22YTK-z6g
      @TT22YTK-z6g 3 місяці тому

      😂

  • @mrl153
    @mrl153 9 місяців тому +13

    Thought I was done learning instruments, but, I guess I could give this one a shot.

  • @EvilBrit89
    @EvilBrit89 11 місяців тому +2539

    "What do you play?" " A Benelli M4"

    • @Theghostrider-23
      @Theghostrider-23 10 місяців тому +13

      Benelli

    • @stevehope6283
      @stevehope6283 10 місяців тому +51

      Looks like a Remington 870.

    • @ryders121
      @ryders121 10 місяців тому +19

      That's a Remington, benelli is too modern

    • @McHaletheScott
      @McHaletheScott 10 місяців тому +5

      Gun nerds can you confirm or deny if that's the actual model

    • @ryders121
      @ryders121 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@McHaletheScott it's a mossberg 500, looks a lot like a Remington 870, but I'm 100% sure it's a mossberg. Benelli m4 is too modern of a gun. Just search up benelli m4 than search up mossberg 500 and you'll see what I mean

  • @ryanmccarthy8625
    @ryanmccarthy8625 Рік тому +896

    The perfect way to shut down a neighbor's noisy party without calling the cops.

    • @AStaff-gh4vo
      @AStaff-gh4vo Рік тому +23

      And bring down rent in undesirable areas 😂

    • @spaghettiking653
      @spaghettiking653 Рік тому +4

      @@AStaff-gh4vo LMFAOO

    • @xxXCrysXavXxx
      @xxXCrysXavXxx Рік тому +3

      Would be a dream. But i would shot in the speakers.

    • @ryanmccarthy8625
      @ryanmccarthy8625 Рік тому

      That fucking Tejano bullshit is particularly annoying.

  • @deathtrooper9003
    @deathtrooper9003 Рік тому +892

    We joke about this, but Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture is never complete without the cannons

    • @JK-g62
      @JK-g62 Рік тому +14

      Love the 1812!!!!

    • @robbiereilly
      @robbiereilly Рік тому +20

      Yes, saw it played by Boston Symphony in the hatch shell on 4th of July. Canons were set up on barges. Amazing.

    • @lionkingquan
      @lionkingquan Рік тому +7

      I love this comment it’s just so wholesome

    • @NootalieWalf
      @NootalieWalf Рік тому +7

      TCHAIKOVSKY *YES*

    • @shinodamasaru7945
      @shinodamasaru7945 Рік тому +7

      It's canonical to have it.

  • @DecommissionedAudio
    @DecommissionedAudio 7 місяців тому +8

    Dude looked like he saw an enemy target but didn't wanna spoil the beautiful symphony 😮😅

  • @multiumx7896
    @multiumx7896 Рік тому +529

    fact that he wearing sunglasses make him even more of a legend

    • @austinl4915
      @austinl4915 Рік тому +15

      Right, reminds me of the sawn off shotgun guy in sunglasses that took out Tony Montana 😂

  • @pianoconcertono2
    @pianoconcertono2 Рік тому +2358

    Kalashnikov is my favorite composer

    • @panther_mountain
      @panther_mountain Рік тому +16

      😅😅

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv Рік тому +6

      Rimsky korsakov

    • @oldfarthacks
      @oldfarthacks Рік тому +41

      Browning in his 1919 piece is mine, but I am also a large fan of the 1911 one.

    • @kiyoraka3537
      @kiyoraka3537 Рік тому +14

      idk i think remingtons music has a bit more energy to it

    • @EMlNENCJA
      @EMlNENCJA Рік тому +10

      Have you tried the wacky 2011 mashup remix?

  • @malachichampion
    @malachichampion Рік тому +480

    That sustained trumpet note is downright chilling

    • @justins21482
      @justins21482 Рік тому +31

      I found that to be one of the best parts...builds so much tension before the bang!

    • @kanejones2580
      @kanejones2580 Рік тому +1

      It's like a bullet in slo-mo in a movie just before it plays in real time so you hear the gun go off

    • @sidewaysj2406
      @sidewaysj2406 Рік тому

      fuckk yea keeping that litch perfect time use to play trumpet for 5 years

    • @sidewaysj2406
      @sidewaysj2406 Рік тому

      high c

  • @AverageSilenceEnjoyer
    @AverageSilenceEnjoyer 9 місяців тому +6

    I come from a musical family. I play shotgun, my father plays light machine gun and my mother plays grenade.

  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 11 місяців тому +7605

    “John, are the sunglasses really necessary?”
    *”Abso-fucking-lutely.”*

  • @musicalmoongirl5055
    @musicalmoongirl5055 Рік тому +2077

    Tchaikovsky couldn't be more proud

    • @jmdi2703
      @jmdi2703 Рік тому +6

      Why?

    • @polokratos8366
      @polokratos8366 Рік тому +61

      ​@@jmdi2703Gun approximately equal Cannon.

    • @RetiredAccount3737
      @RetiredAccount3737 Рік тому +58

      ​@@jmdi2703I think he's the musician who composed a song with like 3 cannons in it

    • @alexguzman230
      @alexguzman230 Рік тому

      @@RetiredAccount373727*

    • @kingwilliamtheconqueror.
      @kingwilliamtheconqueror. Рік тому +70

      Tchaikovsky actually hated how flashy music was becoming and so wrote the 1812 Overture to show its extreme, much to his annoyance people loved it.

  • @jankrnac3535
    @jankrnac3535 10 місяців тому +4005

    Tchaikovsky: ,,Shotguns are not instruments, use canons instead".

    • @hadup3027
      @hadup3027 8 місяців тому +67

      Наш слон!

    • @ozzylotson632
      @ozzylotson632 8 місяців тому +18

      Both is cool

    • @easytanksgaming3238
      @easytanksgaming3238 8 місяців тому +4

      Is gun an instrument?

    • @alexanderjager6768
      @alexanderjager6768 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@easytanksgaming3238isn't a war a form of art?

    • @easytanksgaming3238
      @easytanksgaming3238 8 місяців тому +5

      @@alexanderjager6768 in the eye of they, who are watching. In the sense of them, who are dying. Everything with high emotions is an art - but some art is not cost their feelings ._.

  • @rolie25
    @rolie25 9 місяців тому +81

    UA-cam algorithm knows exactly what it's doing.

    • @applebee6455
      @applebee6455 8 місяців тому +1

      The Russian event, right?

  • @nunziocombattelli6311
    @nunziocombattelli6311 Рік тому +4197

    I’m sure he’s shooting blanks, but I like to think he’s just destroying the theater ceiling with each performance.

    • @Reha-km1yo
      @Reha-km1yo Рік тому +92

      i literally thought he would shoot at something so that some sort of piece comes down lol

    • @F33DZxFUTR31
      @F33DZxFUTR31 11 місяців тому +28

      @@Reha-km1yoits not a play 😂 no moving parts here 😂

    • @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy
      @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy 11 місяців тому +22

      The people next to him definitely moved

    • @bluecowairsoft8154
      @bluecowairsoft8154 11 місяців тому +21

      Definitely a blank, you can tell by the smoke and lack of recoil

    • @jdomenic
      @jdomenic 11 місяців тому +6

      i had to read this comment four times before I realized it was NOT sexual

  • @estebbesfunnyclips
    @estebbesfunnyclips Рік тому +1310

    Security: "We've got a problem, a bird flew in the building!!"
    Conductor: "No worries just wait till the finale!!"

  • @Altoclarinets
    @Altoclarinets Рік тому +692

    Everybody gangsta til the drummer pulls out the side piece

    • @Metrawolf
      @Metrawolf Рік тому +14

      Concealed carry M110A1

    • @sakatababa
      @sakatababa Рік тому +3

      @@Metrawolfsaiga 12 without stock. shorter model fits in a large purse. easily hidden behind kick drum.

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 9 місяців тому +11

    “What do you play in your orchestra?”
    “Tinnitus.”

    • @laapgamerkikooshow8732
      @laapgamerkikooshow8732 5 місяців тому

      Tinnitus ain't a instrument
      It's what that percussionist is gonna have for the rest of his life

  • @lyndonferaud3965
    @lyndonferaud3965 Рік тому +336

    His contribution to the symphony was so important that he was permitted to wear sunglasses and to not dress like a penguin.

  • @mvuto137
    @mvuto137 Рік тому +2610

    This guy brings a new caliber of excellence to this performance.

    • @derka_james
      @derka_james Рік тому +35

      There were a few nominees but im just gonna give you the Pun Crown now

    • @dcbanacek2
      @dcbanacek2 Рік тому +37

      How would you gauge his peformance?

    • @chrisjones5411
      @chrisjones5411 Рік тому +32

      @@dcbanacek2Bit of a bore

    • @Tomyironmane
      @Tomyironmane Рік тому +1

      Never heard of Tchaikovsky?

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 Рік тому +12

      Some recoil in fear of such talent but I hope his talent has a nice spread.

  • @cattfishh7331
    @cattfishh7331 Рік тому +756

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term "chamber orchestra"

    • @LILBUN51
      @LILBUN51 Рік тому +4

      Best comment I have seen all day

    • @Khysnik762
      @Khysnik762 Рік тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @FonikosGazmas
      @FonikosGazmas Рік тому +1

      I spat my water and need a new keyboard now... thanks

  • @yaelmurillo1863
    @yaelmurillo1863 6 місяців тому +1

    I like to imagine Greg just rolled in with a shotgun the day of the symphony and the composer was too scared to say anything about it.

  • @bajorekjon
    @bajorekjon Рік тому +361

    Imagine him at the range blasting classical music and firing a single shell in the air at a very specific part.

    • @LifeOfBrian24
      @LifeOfBrian24 Рік тому +4

      Hey man, you gotta find ways to rehearse.

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 Рік тому +1444

    No rapper could ever reach the level of chill this man achieved with a single shot 🥶

    • @erobinson1
      @erobinson1 Рік тому +27

      50 Cent reached that level 9 TIMES 😂

    • @IDONTLIKETHATSHIT
      @IDONTLIKETHATSHIT Рік тому +21

      Learn your hip hop history! Sticky Fingers from Onyx damn near shot a whole clip during a performance, this is lightweight.

    • @IDONTLIKETHATSHIT
      @IDONTLIKETHATSHIT Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/cOzJSQtTRrE/v-deo.htmlsi=JjstdSLcA-esc0Su

    • @amanul_2474
      @amanul_2474 Рік тому +6

      You man need to learn what irony is 🤦‍♂️

    • @yasuke618
      @yasuke618 Рік тому +6

      @@amanul_2474irony's nuts. 😂

  • @Andy001Andy
    @Andy001Andy Рік тому +2806

    Tchaikovsky be like, “Just one gunshot? Hold my beer.”

    • @Alexeim4
      @Alexeim4 Рік тому +24

      underrated comment

    • @alengm
      @alengm Рік тому +47

      Tchaikovsky, No!

    • @665dark
      @665dark Рік тому +8

      i was thinking the same 😂

    • @manohanged
      @manohanged Рік тому +48

      ​@@alengmTchaikovsky yes

    • @Benjiesbeenbetter.
      @Benjiesbeenbetter. Рік тому +15

      Also Tchaikovsky: "Call that a gun? "

  • @psitota
    @psitota 8 місяців тому +4

    loved seeing the percussionists prepare themselves for the shot

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 Рік тому +2021

    This must be the Chicago Symphony during rehearsals. Stay strapped or get clapped, they know their audience.

    • @kentoscocos5238
      @kentoscocos5238 Рік тому +34

      that one shotgun instrument player must be bringing live ammo in his bag, thank goodness he load that shotgun with blank round 😭😂

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 Рік тому

      True

    • @jnegrete86
      @jnegrete86 Рік тому +11

      an animed short of stay "strapped or get clapped" a Chicago Symphony Orchestra Story

    • @lordnile6657
      @lordnile6657 Рік тому +1

      Actually michigan! Which you'll never guess where chicago guns come from.

    • @PootisPenserPow
      @PootisPenserPow Рік тому

      MSU

  • @kunk8789
    @kunk8789 Рік тому +964

    “As you can see, officer. It’s not AR-15. It’s just an automatic trumpet.”

  • @THEBEARDEDONE82
    @THEBEARDEDONE82 Рік тому +776

    I don’t have any firearms Mr. ATF, these are all musical instruments

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 Рік тому +28

      Ah, Mr. ATF, I assume you aren't here for alcohol or tobacco.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Рік тому +14

      "Excuse me, what was that loud bang?"
      "Wouldn't you like to know, fed boi?"

    • @rus0004
      @rus0004 Рік тому +6

      *"Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!"*

    • @Heptaerna0527
      @Heptaerna0527 Рік тому +4

      Why does the quiet kid have a gun case!?
      Oh don’t worry, that’s just his musical instrument.

    • @yuigiluigi2866
      @yuigiluigi2866 Рік тому +1

      I just have a belt fed instrument mr ATF

  • @MrKann5266
    @MrKann5266 5 місяців тому +2

    Just for those who are thinking it’s a real gun. It is a real gun but the shotgun shells don’t have any projectiles so it just makes the noise of a shotgun

  • @arvin6606
    @arvin6606 Рік тому +1059

    "But sire, the last page is blank"
    "Yes"

  • @wondertome2023
    @wondertome2023 Рік тому +2034

    "Is gun an instrument?"
    "Yes. An instrument of death."

    • @lucyann1573
      @lucyann1573 Рік тому +32

      "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

    • @lucyann1573
      @lucyann1573 Рік тому +20

      @GiovanniDieBosewicht-dx3zy according to Squidward, mayonnaise and horseradish are not instruments

    • @RainbowGod666
      @RainbowGod666 Рік тому +8

      ​@@lucyann1573 so "gun" COULD be an instrument, and between TF2 Soldier and his "war horns" and... the entirety of enter the gungeon... yeah its possible

    • @sr-7124
      @sr-7124 Рік тому +3

      I didn’t see any death.

    • @sladeb6036
      @sladeb6036 Рік тому +1

      And at the same time an instrument of life.

  • @joshuashaw2923
    @joshuashaw2923 Рік тому +1887

    The way he holds himself, the shades, you know this dude is the most badass grandpa to ever exist

    • @wildcard5269
      @wildcard5269 Рік тому +17

      That's Grandpaw Assassin to you Buddy
      And
      Don't forget it Mister

    • @therealnickynurotic8930
      @therealnickynurotic8930 Рік тому +7

      I thought it was Gary Busey

    • @mauritaschut8466
      @mauritaschut8466 Рік тому +6

      Ugh 🙄😮‍💨 Why do people think guns make someone "badass"?

    • @ud0ntevenkn0wme
      @ud0ntevenkn0wme Рік тому

      ​@@mauritaschut8466guns changed history more than any other invention. You can protect your family or end villains with them. They are a metaphor for masculinity on several levels. An armed city is a polite city. Laws banning guns dont affect criminals who don't obey laws.

    • @Tsukasa756
      @Tsukasa756 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mauritaschut8466I wonder the same 😆

  • @torreygibb5653
    @torreygibb5653 2 місяці тому +1

    Buddy had the glasses on ready for this moment 😂

  • @daymoncleveland0622
    @daymoncleveland0622 Рік тому +335

    ATF: is that percussion instrument legal?
    Me: are those level 4 plates?

  • @aussiegod4269
    @aussiegod4269 10 місяців тому +2788

    Firearm owners: You know, I’m something of a musician myself.

    • @stevehope6283
      @stevehope6283 10 місяців тому +14

      This comment deserves more likes!!!

    • @theamaturepro
      @theamaturepro 10 місяців тому +13

      Now they're considered a protected musical instrument 😂. Assault rifle? No, I'm just on my way to band camp

    • @robertgrays8790
      @robertgrays8790 9 місяців тому +8

      That Green Goblin reference 100

    • @Mr_tge
      @Mr_tge 9 місяців тому +2

      As a trombone player who also owns the exact same model shotgun, I wanna switch instruments

    • @redd_17
      @redd_17 9 місяців тому

      Like number 400 right here.

  • @atreus2768
    @atreus2768 11 місяців тому +4122

    Most American orchestra I've ever seen

  • @enternamehere4124
    @enternamehere4124 5 місяців тому +1

    He wasnt actually using the gun as an instrument, he just saw an extraordinaly large spider of the ceiling and teached it a lesson about tresspasing on private property

  • @SergioBonfiglio
    @SergioBonfiglio Рік тому +282

    "Tchaikovsky, cannons are not instruments"
    "Yes they are, and I'm going to use 21 of them"
    "Tchaikovsky, no!"
    "TCHAIKOVSKY YES! TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!"

    • @takkiemon
      @takkiemon Рік тому +8

      I heard that in ProZD's voice

  • @SpaceGoat115
    @SpaceGoat115 Рік тому +1445

    Feels like a Hitman mission.
    “Excellent work, Agent 47”

    • @mnk_7907
      @mnk_7907 11 місяців тому +9

      reminds me of that theatre play level in hitman blood money

    • @Xsouplaxy
      @Xsouplaxy 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Jesus_Loves_you2499 say that to someone in real life and not in some UA-cam comments

    • @RatedRRaj
      @RatedRRaj 11 місяців тому

      @@mnk_7907Yes, exactly what I was thinking too. I loved that mission, just like nearly every one in Blood Money. I wish they remade that game for current gen.

    • @breadvsthewrld
      @breadvsthewrld 11 місяців тому

      @@XsouplaxyBut why it’s true..

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 11 місяців тому

      Now find a nearby exit

  • @serwinzzalot9989
    @serwinzzalot9989 Рік тому +318

    he raised that gun like a dramatic 30s Era villain

    • @moribell1083
      @moribell1083 Рік тому +5

      I would too if I had an orchestra of brass to herald said raising of the shotgun.

    • @12ww37
      @12ww37 Рік тому

      "It's the end of the road cowboy"

  • @ReallyIntoxicated
    @ReallyIntoxicated 9 місяців тому +3

    "Have you ever been in a symphony before?"
    "Why yes, I have."
    "Oh cool, what kind?"
    "An American one."

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Рік тому +461

    Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture literally has canon fire in the music.

  • @ArielRamos28
    @ArielRamos28 Рік тому +1627

    Tchaikovsky: Hold my beer
    **Plays 1812 Overture with Cannons**

  • @disguyhh
    @disguyhh 11 місяців тому +1703

    Not the percussionists ducking for cover 😂😂😂

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 11 місяців тому +13

      Big baby

    • @ethanmccorkle6693
      @ethanmccorkle6693 10 місяців тому +103

      @@KILLERMEXICAN210 a musician’s ears are their life, gotta protect them. Those guns are loud af especially since he’s three feet from the barrel.

    • @atiredprsn
      @atiredprsn 9 місяців тому +8

      @@ethanmccorkle6693thank you, though I do play percussion, this hasn’t happened to me, but it’s loud af in the back😭

    • @ArtoriaTheKing
      @ArtoriaTheKing 9 місяців тому

      ​@@KILLERMEXICAN210 stand right infront of a shotgun firing and see how your eardrums like that

    • @Pilafcg
      @Pilafcg 9 місяців тому

      Its the ballistic section