The New Minecraft Goat Update
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2020
- Reacting to the new Caves and Cliffs Minecraft Update
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Minecraft 1.17 Update Reaction w/ CallMeCarson - Ігри
I like how Carson was hysterically laughing at the Warden, and then instantly shut up when that thing did 6 whole hearts of damage to Netherite
Ye i think they are gonna have to nerf it. That was way to op. Think of the traps you could make.
@@bot1428 nah fam, we need actual threats in the caves
Game Zero So you want the game to continue to be boring and completely mundane during endgame?
Imagine bringing a friend who’s new to minecraft and showing them that on their first game
Bridhat imagine bringing a friend who’s new to Minecraft
Carson: "GOAT"
Murray: "im waiting for the punchline"
Carson: "there is no punchline
niosonwii stfu
jschlatt:
@niosonwii well, since you asked so nicely
@niosonwii ok :)
G O A T
I want Carson’s first video when he comes back to just review 1.17 and laugh at goats
I support this idea, however it may be a while.
@@Bungarungagungaboo not really, check what he said
@@DaBloodyResh just saw, I am very happy to hear he is going to come back.
@@Bungarungagungaboo Might I ask what platform he announced his return?
I like it
Imagine a 9 year old playing Minecraft, he accidentally breaks a torch and a 8 foot tall black man just rushes around the corner and two shots him
I like your funny words magic man
THE WAY YOU WROTE IT
Favorite comment
Bruh that be funny, especially for new players
The way you said *8 foot tall black man just rushes around the corner* omg I laughed lol.
He turned himself into a goat. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I see you participate in pp training. Big pp.
Don’t ever comment again
goat
Schlatt?
baki
Carson laughing at the word goat is the most carson thing I've ever seen.
IKR XD
“I’ve been up too long!”
Looks like he's been at r/
skabtebord (subreddit for jokes based on single word phrases like *Goat*)
Fizzy i cant find anything when i search “r/skabtebord”
Acorn Swirl and ends at 10:13
Im gonna miss moments like that goat
Yup 😔
Why
@@Epicvibes999 did you not hear?
@@Epicvibes999 cuz
shut up.
Comedian: Goat-
Carson, in the back: *wheezing*
"Goat"
Carson: loses all sanity and breaks down crying and laughing
whoa, they added Jschlatt to Minecraft?"
@Matthew Eggert that would just kill him on twitch braking tos
Yes he does
i cant believe they added schlatt's fursona to minecraft
@@xander8584 yes
Can’t believe they actually added Jschlatt
cring
Yes
Goat
GOAT SCHLATT
BAAAH
@@janusbakbanaan4845 cringe
baby piglin: *is lowkey bustin a move*
carson: "is that wap"
I read your comment, then become more funnier, even funny comedy ever gone.
0:47 "Should you not come to Brazil, Brazil shall come to you." - Sun Tzu, The Art of Brazil
Flank em and spank em
Hit the road, blow your load-sun zoo
Zanny is great
@@scorchedsauce1488 That's some great war strategies right there.
@@scorchedsauce1488 whats zanny
"What interesting new content will this update bring to minecraft?"
Jeb: _"minecraft"_
[audience erupts into thrilled applause]
Goat
"so what have you been up to?"
"Minecraft"
_thunderous applaud_
GOAT
"The Caves and cliffs update"
The caves: We have added completely revamped cave infrastructure and generation, brand new mobs to complement brand new cave biomes, new water level, archaeological digging sites, crystals, differing water levels for new cave lakes, a brand new ore to ma-
the cliffs: goat
Noriaki Kakyoin snowier snow
and entirely better mountains, you doof!
Yea this guy dumb
Goated
goat
Carson going from laughing his ass off at the warden then going to *HOLY SHIT* was the funniest crap to me
“Its the first blind mob in minecraft”
Bats: *sad thumbs up*
Bats aren’t blind my dude
@@Beware_of_Meh man Im just tryna make a joke 😔
@@thefloofbirb8489 Understandable, have a nice day.
Bats aren't blind my dude
Bats aren't blind my dude
Speaker: Goat
Carson: I have found the funny
Vu Bui: Goat
Carson: *uncontrollable laughter*
Man: Goat
Carson: Now this is comedy gold.
Man: telescope
Carson: funny
*FUNNY LOCATED*
Thoughts on glow squid winning?
Player: Gets full netherite armor
Warden: *cute.*
Petion for Mojang to add Bedrock Armour.
*no*
petition for deb to be quiet
@@DebsStuffs *no*
@@DebsStuffs petition for you to get grammar lessons
11:05 “Is this wap?”
I legit thought that he returned to play 1.17
same
Sad
" It's just gonna be Dream's decision. He's gonna reply and that's it."
He called it.
At least he didn't ask for moobloom
Benjamin Barrientos moobloom would’ve been infinitely better than the reskinned squid that doesn’t even glow
I knew this would happen. Dream would say what he wanted and all of his stans would vote for it. I got nothing against the guy, but it's so frickin annoying. Now we have a retextured squid. Yay.
When did dream say he wanted the glowsquid in the stream? I know 6 youtubers in the preshow said they wanted glowsquid but I didn't see dream. Was it in one of the things where they look at the tweets of youtubers live on stream and dream was featured and said he wanted glowsquid?
@@stinksorstonks1498 on twitter in the replies of the poll dream said to vote glow squid
carson just laughing at “goat” has to be one of the funniest things ive seen all day
man i was fucking crying
Eating food and seeing goat at the same time was very bad idea
Nah
Is it the funniest shit you have ever seen?
Couldnt agree more
Minecraft: “Wireless redstone!”
Minecraft community: *”BROOOOO... THEY ADDED 5G TO MINECRAFT!”*
This came up on my feed and thought it was recent
same
Everyone else: Warden is mentally scarring
Carson: _wheeze_
niosonwii
Ok
@niosonwii You can see ppls playlists😳
@niosonwii if you say so
@@rezijaliepina only if you set them to public
@niosonwii ok I won’t
Yes, there is a part in this video where Carson laughs at the word, “Goat” for a least 4 minutes.
NOICEEE
😂
Better than the cringe on the reveal.
I was there everyone was saying GOAT and Jschlatt in Minecraft
Just how I want it
Carson laugh is so powerful just hearing him laugh his ass off to even a dumb bit makes me grin
i really got killed when carson was scared on the warden part then suddenly he just burst out of laughter
“Carson’s laugh has entered goat mode” Ted Nivison. Never thought that’d be so relevant
Another watermelon, I see
he predicted the future
Ha Carson go BAAAAA
@@tnteck1 yum tasty
Ted Nvidia
"So jeb, what have you been working on?"
"Minecraft."
**thunderous applause** Thanks for tuning in everyone!
HAHAHAHAH you just made my day
@@nootify HAHAHAHAHA he just copied what Carson already said.
@@Harrisonmego i know but its still fucken hilarious
@@nootify then say that Carson made your day, not this random guy who copied his joke.
@@Harrisonmego You’re fun.
I forgot how good carson's Laugh is!
I miss him too..
I miss
@@humiekitten7818 I
@@humiekitten7818 What happened to him? I'm lost.
@@ViniciusRodrigues19926 alright i'll share what i have gathered. He was accused of grooming and sharing nudes with a child, along with using his power as a youtuber to get the nudes, that was very far from the truth, carson was 19 and the girl was 17. They both had legal protection in both of their states where he lived it was either 16 or 17 and where the girl lived as long as both parties consented and they were not like 5 years apart it is alright, grooming was incorrect aswell as if you read the messages it looks like the girl was manipulating carson which is kina fucked. along with the power thing, he was a small youtuber when that was happening along with if you are mad at him be mad at pewdiepie and philza. thats pretty much what i have gathered
carson saying “what” and “okay” for 10 minutes then laughing at goat
I love how Carson laughs at the Warden but when the time comes he’s gonna piss his pants trying to fight it
Omg ur so right
Abigail Lopez yeah except literally not at all
1. Doesn’t have horns
2. Not half bull
3. Not half human
Man: goat
Carson: ʟ̶̟͔̙̝̹̳̗̦̹̰͓͇̳̖̀̅̿́̀̈́̔̅́̀́͊̏͐͑͊̀͂́̍̋̍̉̽͛̆͑̚̕͝͠͝͠ѧ̸̡̛̛̛̩̰̙͈̗̘͕͈͚̠̟͚͖͓̪͚͈̭̙̠͍̻͖͈̼̮͕̲̱̻̟͖̰̥̮͚̯̣͖̯͔͔̺͈̙͖̝̗̙̣̫̣̟̻̫̩̰̺̺͂͒̀́̈́̔̋́̌̇͌͛͂͗̇̔͂̓̍̃̎̏͗͛̊̽̐̊́͛̎̓͊̒͐̑̂̌͛͗̍̈́̆̄̑̍̌̋̑̀̃͋̾̐̋̒̅̀̔͗͑̃̀͊̽̒̊̾̆͊͋́͋̈́̃͑̆̈́̓̓͗̆̓̀̓̈̒̓̚̚̕̚͜͝͠͠͝͝͠ự̸̢̛̛̛̱͎̥̻͕͚͎͉͈̼̱̞̲̻̳̹̹̲̙̭̜̪͍̟͙̮͎̑͆͛̀̇̋͗̆̈́̅̓̂̄̽̂̔̂̾̓̍̌̓̋̿̄̈̏̑̈̌̃̂̿̾͂̈́̅̈́̌̇͗͗̑̉̓̈́̀͌̃̃̏̅͆̓͌̀̋̎̓̂͐̃̔̐̀̀̎̀́͛́́̔̓͐͘̚͘̚͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝ɢ̷̨̢̢̧̧̨͕͖̼͙̮̥̺̭̦͎̝̲̗̩̼̯̙̫̥̘͖̥̩̻̠͙̲̞͍̺̥̬͉̳̜̣͚͕̹̤͕͚̞̼͎̻̤͖͓͇̩̰̮͎̠̹̦̫̗͉̪͈̞̲̺̻͓͎̳̩̟̼̤̦͚̻̺̳̥̯̣̓̐͌̔̐̾̂̎̄̏̇͆̑̌̈́̍͒́̒̿̄͂̅͜͜ͅͅһ̷̢̨̛̛̛͚̥͍͙̹̠̗̗̗͎̝̩̜̭̫̮͖̹̤͖̘̞͖̺̙̺̠̫͙̒̏̂̂̂̒͑͛͛̊̊̊̈́͂̈́͆̌̂̂͆͐̅̆̈́͑͐̑͊̅͊̀̀̏͐͌̄͆̈́̈́̉͗̒̈́̍͑̈́̏̈́̔̀̍͌̂̄͆͌̐̋̃̒̓̓́̀̆͊̅̇͋̋̆͛͊̈́͑͑̒͊͐̊̆̽̑͘̕̕̕͝͝͝ͅţ̸̡̢̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̣̱̗̞͍̥̺̙͙̬͇͉̯͎̭̙̥͔͈̩̜̹̪̩̬̜̞͙̗̰̲̤͖͎͉̫̩̖͕͓̭̞̻͉͔̠̟͓̥̺̼͈̜͇̭͕̭̞̩̙͖̯̝̳͎̱͍̞͎̖̮̩̮̝̫̤̲̜̫͔͖̪̰̰̬̻̰͔̼̙̯̩̈́̊̽͒̈́͐̊͗̅̅̃̇͊͊̎̎̆̽̀̆̈́̎̂̈̽̂̏̓̓͛̀͒̈́̈́̏͛͆̃͗̽̂̑̎̈́̽͊̅̾̋̎̀̓̊̇͑̒̽̓̍̀͐̋̐̋͛͗̈́͛̀́̃̎́̀̇̃͒͗̅̾̓̊̎̀̌̃͗̽̚͘̚̚͘͜͜͠͠͝͠͠ͅє̷̢̢̡͖̜̣̙̳̫̮̗̦̦͉̥̼̺̙̝͍̘̠͈̩̰̰͇̫͉̝̣̥̰̫͖̺̥͖͚͇̩̤͚̪̞̺͚̥̖̔́̒͂͆̓̇̍́̆̀̿͌̓͛̓͂̈̈́̏̾͜͜͠͝͝ͅя̶̨̨̢̣͓͓̱̭͉̳̫̰̦̠̫̜̭͕̤̲̞̰̰̬͙̞͇̳̟̫͉͖̞̪̣̼͇͇͇̘̤͉̦͓͇̙̯̜͔̙͈̝͕̳̲̺͔͙̞̤͒̉̾͂̇͆͛̄̀̀̈́̌̑̃͛̓͘͜͜͠ͅͅͅ
How?
Agree
You left a bit of schmutz on your comment
Of course
That’s trippy
I hope Carson is enjoying the update rn
he probably is
he says "goats" with so much vigor that it is actually impossible to explain
Carson laighing at the guy saying goat, is like when Traves was laughing when carson said spongebob, in jackbox
Or RacoonEggs and Le4che
spOnGe bOB
thank you 7 Times ninja farted on stream
Not gonna lie, it makes me happy to see the Mojang devs getting excited about adding new stuff to Minecraft. Like they seem to be genuinely invested in adding fun stuff for the players, even cooler that it's in updates not paid DLC
Exactly it's so sweet to see!
They’re soo god damn wholesome, one of the many reasons why even at 17 I still play this masterpiece
The sims team could never
They're good people, this is why they're universally respected by the gaming community.
Especially Agnes
Goats: *comes to Minecraft*
Carson: *Intense Laughing*
I got excited for a second I thought this was new cause goats just officially dropped.
Everyone reacting to the axolotl: *OH MY GOD ITS SO CUUTTEEE!!!*
Carson reacting to the axolotl: *yo whats up my guy*
carson knows what the amphibians like
Well Carson and axolotls have a lot in common... They are both pasty white, strangely cute and spend most of their lives in a larva state- wait...
9:13
also carson reacting to the goat: *Intense laughing
I can't believe they added Jschlatt to Minecraft.
mom mom mommyyyyyy ⚱️
goat?
YES
Bro Jshlatt was so popular they made him in real life
They added his fursona.
Carson: “So, how are you gonna defeat me little man?”
MC: “I punch you in the face so hard”
Carson and his henchmen/grunts: 9:14
Vu Bui: Goats.
Carson: *implodes*
"it's not that funny"
*has been hysterically laughing for 4 minutes*
I think the funniest part is Carson’s uncontrollable laughter
Goat
always the funniest part tbh
Yes or No it really fucking is
The patented “Carson Wheeze”
I do love his laugh
He called it, it was all dreams decision
I wish I could laugh as hard as Carson sometimes
thank you kind people who liked my post, fuck this year... that's all I gotta say really
Reporter dude: g o a t
Carson: DEMON WHEEZE
“What’s up buttercup?” - Carson King, the ultimate ladies man
utterly disappointed this bit wasn’t put in the video 😔
Thats why he's the goat
Oh nothing much
xD
Man
Wow this update looks great. I can’t wait to see Carson play it.
:/
o7
Ok Carson did uh oh but this is still funny 9:09
carson’s laugh was so contagious while he was laughing at the word goat
He generally has a contagious laugh
I'm scared for Carson's mental health after laughing at the word "goat" for 2 minutes
As long as he's having a good time
It’s scary the fact that he laughed for a full minute in the video. But just the thought that the video was clipped he could’ve laughed for longer
He's probably going to have a seizure
He's kinda funny
He’s insane in an entertaining way : )
CallMeCarson:Exists
People:That did not age well!!!!!
Sadly
9:13 Jesus christ that's actually impressive, he didn't even pass out lol
Reporter:goat
Carson: that was the funniest thing I've ever seen
Heard
I’m telling you, that is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
its legit exactly how pickle rick was, not actually funny, and yet.
yo this is actually pog, finally we getting sick caves
Pog milk
Pog milk
funny blue man
Cave
Wait you watch Carson? Wow, that's really cool!
KARLSON TO ADD A CARSON BOSS PLS DANI
I love that I can watch this video in 2024 and still watch Carson laugh at the word goat for 59 seconds
Imagine if he comes back and just laughs at *Goat* in Minecraft that would be pretty funny
how can you cancel this harmless man
@@redmist6630 Are you trying to stir up more drama or are you actually being serious
@@saibopcur6088 boffum
@@redmist6630 The hell does that mean
@@saibopcur6088 i eat mud
"They added 5G to minecraft"
5G conspiracy theorists: *VISIBLE FRUSTRATION*
Yes
Ah yes the 5 Gs
Glowier Squids
Geodes
Giant fucking caves
G O A T S
G O A T S
What is 5g
Areeb M. 5G is G G G G G
@@uneazypolarb7691 Internet
Remember when finding a flower in a cave was cool?
Now: LusH cAvE
Dandelions in caves: hello
Azalea trees, dripleaf plants, glow berries, and spore blossoms: *Shut the fuck-!*
whenever i found a flower in a caves i would take it back to the surface
@@fr-day me too, I'd put it on a little dirt block outside my house with trapdoors on the block. Prize possession that bitch was.
i miss you
I miss you too greg0
I miss you too greg0
I miss you
Carson absolutely losing his shit over minecraft goats is one of the best things ever and it always cheers me up
I'm so glad they added Crystal Meth to this kid friendly game.
_Literally the first thing I thought of_
Walter White Liked This Comment
isn't in education mode theres like every chemistry element, i thought you already could make meth with those
its just a crystal, there is no point in not giving to your helpless children!
I can use the nose sugar like my mom now
i watched this live and cried with carson when he said “goat”
I didn't see it live but I was laughing with him
It wasn't funny ngl
I could NOT stop laughing. CARSON'S laugh is so contagious
Cringe
Well one thing's for sure: He Clearly Likes It!
Too bad I probably won’t be seeing him play this update, my heart really looked forward to it
This title aged hilariously cause the entire trailer for the update was the goat lmao
"It is the first blind mob in Minecraft!"
Carson: *laughs*
@@Lokeiy yup carson hates blind people, mhm
@@astrowyrm6871 mhm yep totally the correct takeaway uh-huh
Carson was actually the first blind mob in Minecraft
@Tommy Douglas LOLLL
@@gibustheinfamous Next minute he'll start calling 'em goblins.
*"This gonna be dreams decision"*
*FORESHADOWING*
raunak I don’t get it
@@laundrybasketgamers There was a twitter poll on which minecraft mob people wanted so a lot of minecraft youtubers told their fans to vote for the mob they wanted (including Dream) but he tweeted a lot and so people felt that since he's so popular he influenced the vote and the glow squid ending up winning by a few percent
laundry basket gamers dream influenced the vote with his 10 million subscribers, he even said he would follow anyone that had voted for the glowsquid (which his 12 year old fanbase believed)
@@laundrybasketgamers He also tweeted that he'd follow everyone who votes for it but he was joking and then he later deleted the tweet
@@Grelhas_ and the stupid teenage girls who think they are cool
9:12 my brain in the middle of a funeral trying to get me kicked out:
god damn I really miss him
Haha same:( kms
carson: "its not that funny"
*a second passes*
cason: *INHALE*
I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear warla
I think a Fly flew up this man's nose then shat on his Brain
@@Anthony-V-Music it’s a joke my guy
Can we stop fighting
JenosideVEVO dang
nobody:
Minecraft announcer: goat
carson: laughing till he chokes
.
You’re here for 9:11
Man: goat
Carson: WHEEZE
The fact that it basically was Dream's choice is a little disappointing.
dream could say literally anything and all his fans would agree with him
I was ment to be a joke but there's no fighting The stans
@@hobiyoon i voted for the squid as there are already cow and other illiger (probably spelt that wrong) variants. It is kinda boring but i guess we cant do anything about it.
@@erin6281 the squid is good if there a abyssal biome or something
@@erin6281 we could’ve had a cool ice magician or a golden cute cow yet you chose the broken lamp octopus
Edit: Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited for the update, but I really wanted a new hostile mob that adds more gameplay in the game than another squid variant
Someone make a mod where whenever a goat bleats, a recording of jschlatt screaming plays.
I think I can make an add-on but I'm a child so i can't make them. I think you just gotta replace the goat sound file with a clip of him screaming.
Stickman Productions what does being a child have to do with that?
@@3rdDegree_ ikr
I need this so I'mma comment and hopefully I'll get an update
"Invest in Schlattcoin."
how to kill callmecarson: play audio clip of "goat"
he will suffocate laughing
rigor mortis underrated comment here’s my like
UA-cam thinking they're funny showing me this today
(he clearly likes it)
@@pory913 She started knobbing me again
9:13 my sense of humor is as low as Carson's eye's.
LMAO i laughted for a whole min
Person: *intricate joke*
Carson:
Person: Goat
Carson: *W H E E Z E*
Who else started laughing at the goats only cuz you were confused why Carson was dying of laughter?
No
it was the delivery of the word
No
im gonna take a shit
G O A T
I miss you
Same
Same
"I hope they add Brandon to the caves."
An underated donation...
this man just laughed at the word goat for a whole 60 seconds. he's precious.
i love your pfp omg
He's the GOAT
Me and my friend laughed at the word fart for a solid 3 minutes
I missed the entire cliffs section because of him and I don’t regret it for a second
@@dirtyt0es977 Me and brother would do the same but the word was "Spoon"
When carson laughed at the word goat for 4 minutes, i realized that humor hit a new peak
i'm surprised he didn't bust a gut at that broad's haircut. her hairdresser must hate her.
LampreyKisses that’s something schlatt would say lol
humor hit a new "peak"
mountain update
"He clearly likes it"
Man I thought he was back,
Carson: "My inventory is going to fill up with items"
Jeb, pulling a bundle out from behind his back: "Oh, you haven't heard?"
Carson when a goat is mentioned: ʟ̶̟͔̙̝̹̳̗̦̹̰͓͇̳̖̀̅̿́̀̈́̔̅́̀́͊̏͐͑͊̀͂́̍̋̍̉̽͛̆͑̚̕͝͠͝͠ѧ̸̡̛̛̛̩̰̙͈̗̘͕͈͚̠̟͚͖͓̪͚͈̭̙̠͍̻͖͈̼̮͕̲̱̻̟͖̰̥̮͚̯̣͖̯͔͔̺͈̙͖̝̗̙̣̫̣̟̻̫̩̰̺̺͂͒̀́̈́̔̋́̌̇͌͛͂͗̇̔͂̓̍̃̎̏͗͛̊̽̐̊́͛̎̓͊̒͐̑̂̌͛͗̍̈́̆̄̑̍̌̋̑̀̃͋̾̐̋̒̅̀̔͗͑̃̀͊̽̒̊̾̆͊͋́͋̈́̃͑̆̈́̓̓͗̆̓̀̓̈̒̓̚̚̕̚͜͝͠͠͝͝͠ự̸̢̛̛̛̱͎̥̻͕͚͎͉͈̼̱̞̲̻̳̹̹̲̙̭̜̪͍̟͙̮͎̑͆͛̀̇̋͗̆̈́̅̓̂̄̽̂̔̂̾̓̍̌̓̋̿̄̈̏̑̈̌̃̂̿̾͂̈́̅̈́̌̇͗͗̑̉̓̈́̀͌̃̃̏̅͆̓͌̀̋̎̓̂͐̃̔̐̀̀̎̀́͛́́̔̓͐͘̚͘̚͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝ɢ̷̨̢̢̧̧̨͕͖̼͙̮̥̺̭̦͎̝̲̗̩̼̯̙̫̥̘͖̥̩̻̠͙̲̞͍̺̥̬͉̳̜̣͚͕̹̤͕͚̞̼͎̻̤͖͓͇̩̰̮͎̠̹̦̫̗͉̪͈̞̲̺̻͓͎̳̩̟̼̤̦͚̻̺̳̥̯̣̓̐͌̔̐̾̂̎̄̏̇͆̑̌̈́̍͒́̒̿̄͂̅͜͜ͅͅһ̷̢̨̛̛̛͚̥͍͙̹̠̗̗̗͎̝̩̜̭̫̮͖̹̤͖̘̞͖̺̙̺̠̫͙̒̏̂̂̂̒͑͛͛̊̊̊̈́͂̈́͆̌̂̂͆͐̅̆̈́͑͐̑͊̅͊̀̀̏͐͌̄͆̈́̈́̉͗̒̈́̍͑̈́̏̈́̔̀̍͌̂̄͆͌̐̋̃̒̓̓́̀̆͊̅̇͋̋̆͛͊̈́͑͑̒͊͐̊̆̽̑͘̕̕̕͝͝͝ͅţ̸̡̢̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̣̱̗̞͍̥̺̙͙̬͇͉̯͎̭̙̥͔͈̩̜̹̪̩̬̜̞͙̗̰̲̤͖͎͉̫̩̖͕͓̭̞̻͉͔̠̟͓̥̺̼͈̜͇̭͕̭̞̩̙͖̯̝̳͎̱͍̞͎̖̮̩̮̝̫̤̲̜̫͔͖̪̰̰̬̻̰͔̼̙̯̩̈́̊̽͒̈́͐̊͗̅̅̃̇͊͊̎̎̆̽̀̆̈́̎̂̈̽̂̏̓̓͛̀͒̈́̈́̏͛͆̃͗̽̂̑̎̈́̽͊̅̾̋̎̀̓̊̇͑̒̽̓̍̀͐̋̐̋͛͗̈́͛̀́̃̎́̀̇̃͒͗̅̾̓̊̎̀̌̃͗̽̚͘̚̚͘͜͜͠͠͝͠͠ͅє̷̢̢̡͖̜̣̙̳̫̮̗̦̦͉̥̼̺̙̝͍̘̠͈̩̰̰͇̫͉̝̣̥̰̫͖̺̥͖͚͇̩̤͚̪̞̺͚̥̖̔́̒͂͆̓̇̍́̆̀̿͌̓͛̓͂̈̈́̏̾͜͜͠͝͝ͅя̶̨̨̢̣͓͓̱̭͉̳̫̰̦̠̫̜̭͕̤̲̞̰̰̬͙̞͇̳̟̫͉͖̞̪̣̼͇͇͇̘̤͉̦͓͇̙̯̜͔̙͈̝͕̳̲̺͔͙̞̤͒̉̾͂̇͆͛̄̀̀̈́̌̑̃͛̓͘͜͜͠ͅͅͅ
funny, but I hate your profile picture.
I agree with GamersUnite
I love your pfp. Rifty gang
@@goofy9830 no
@@gamersunite5745 i respect ur opinion
"My inventory is going to fill up with so many items!"
Bundles: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
“First blind mob”
Bats: ;(
"Players already have a lot of trouble with their inventory"
Carson: *I'm listening*
*walks on stage*
*taps mic*
“Goat.”
*thunderous applause and laughter*
Just imagine if it was Schlatt who walked up on stage, touched the mic, and simply said “Goat.” People would lose their shit.
How I miss that laugh.
I hope he comes back like he said: Soon.
I was watching some other streamer react to the Minecraft stream and when the goats came around they said "that's kinda cool" but then I was like "yknow what I'll go see if Carson is watching this" and I joined as he was laughing his ass off at the goats. The complete difference in reaction is why I love Carson.
Carson: talks about how he will have a messy inventory
Mojang: here’s a bundle
Carson:😮 13:33
Complete double take
The Glow Squid won, we lost to a swimming sea pickle
I just hope we can get glowstone dust from killing Glow Squids
Except the pickles actually glow
All of them aren't explained that well. Even glow squid can't light up places and can't hypnotise. Mountains will be more annoying with chillagers with ice attacks and goats, and there would not be much reason to hike mountains unless goats or chillagers drop stuff. Mooblooms probably can be sheared to make flowers, but the only use for it is decoration and dye. They might even calm bees down.
Oooh and I forgot about mystery stew with flowers and stuff but nobody talks about it
There’s too many villagers and already two cows
All these updates and I STILL CANT STACK MY MUSHROOM STEW
2021 started of shitty can we go back to when goat was funny
2021 is worse than 2020
@@pory913 at least the economy is starting to go back to normal
@@thecrusader2784 who told you that?
@@thecrusader2784 no it’s not
@@txxthless874 I said it's *starting*