Mia Malkova Teaches Us About SIZES...
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2021
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so?
LNERD
Yo :(
Nobody cares.
They’re “pre-orders” that’ll arrive “within 45 business days”. More like less than 500 sweatshirts that you paid Vistaprint to produce 4weird
emi just sitting in the background "when are we playing monopoly?"
And no-one said anything
I felt so bad for her, I think Miz honestly forgot about her
I mean she didnt even say anything. She was sorta asking them to keep talking by not saying anything
@@Niiwastaken she did ask at one point but tbf she was quiet so they probably didn't hear. She probably was just chillin with her chat anyway
@@ozyssah and she brought her rabbit on stream 👍
I think we found Mizkif’s favorite “content creator”
He just knows what gets clicks brother
@@edis0n it’s the way of the average streamer
She’s versatile
More like pants-tent creator heyyy
She’s definitely mine
Love that every week Miz just picks another girl to leech content from 😂 some weeks it’s Alinity, sometimes it’s his sister and now it’s Mia lmao
for over a year it was maya lmao
@@fdrp2985 Maya is still the best FeelsStrongMan
@@ikkai2354 taste
@@ikkai2354 you mean discount Pokimane?
Mayo FeelsWeirdMan
Emiru: why am I still here? Just to suffer?
every night......I can feel my leg.......and my arm..........
All I care about is the size of those boxes
well stop staring at them with those big ol' eyes
STOP LOOKING
Those boxes are in danger according to Karl Jobst latest video
Hey! Quit staring at his boxes!
well, after showing Miz around the castle, it only makes sense that she would teach them him abt sizes
Honestly in my opinion she shouldn’t do that. Being a pornstar she needs bigger sizes due to the lack of sensitivity she has downstairs. She is what you’d call a special case and people shouldn’t make judgments based upon her opinion. Men and women need to stop listening to women like her on what’s considered good.
@@DudeManBroShow I think the better term is loose not “lack of sensitivity” lol
@@DudeManBroShow yep
Now hear me out.......Alinityy, Emily, Mia Malkova and Amouranth. That could be better than Endgame.
I love content like this just a couple of friends sitting down and talking
Damn that’s some nicest boxes I’ve ever seen
The mia malkova and callmecarson reencounter will be legendary
Oh no miz found another person to milk content off. Can't wait for her to do an intro in miz's house next
^
wait till the monopoly episode
that ain't the only thing she'd be doing in Miz's house...
I bet miz will make a new intro inside her castle lmao
When she asked horde or alliance I thought she was gonna ban Mizkif 😂
man those boxes are D tier
Man Idk what is it with his thumbnails or content but whenever I see his videos I feel like watching them first. You're just killing it dude.
after alinity and emily, for this week, we are leeching content off mia
Alright my guys I’m gonna fill ya in. Size matters differently to every woman. Typically women who have a lot of sex prefer a bigger size mostly due to lack of sensitivity. Not every woman is the same and a lot of women claim to want a big one while barely being able to take 6 inches. That in my opinion is due to this size culture that has come into play in the last few years.
Bottom line is don’t get down on yourself if you’re not the size a pornstar says is good. Majority of women don’t need that and you’ll find girls that are right for you.
9 inches is the average so as long as you're not below that then you're good to go.
@@-dreamwalker-4809 Only 9?!!!!! That's micro, If you at least pack 20 inches you'll be good for women who are more into average ones
@@nosoundmind8801 True
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facts, most small women are small downstairs, and if they had to have sex with a large man (7inches plus) it would be easily too large and potentially painful. If you are insecure about your penis, just date someone who isn't auper tall, and preferably who isn't promiscuous. And be upfront about what you are working with if the subject ever comes up. There is so much more to intimacy and sex than penis size, and some women care about dicks and some don't. Some women want 6in +, some want 8 inches, some women are fine with the small 4-6incher, think about how many billions of people there are in the world, then think about how many men have small penises, and they still procreate just fine. If you are insecure about it take some classes on different types of massage, and get some books on sex and erotic massage. Figure out what your significant other likes, talk about sex, talk about various fantasies and things that turn them on, so much of intimacy and sex is psychological as well.
Box.. can’t stop staring at the boxes
I love the brown colour she has around her everywhere. Gives me some kind of nostalgia vibe
Emi's innocence haha. I didn't hear she got banned so it couldn't have been bad
I love Mia for 4 reasons, the 2 top reasons and the two bottom reasons
💀
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@@SolarStarVanity 🤓 "username checks out" 🤓
@@awellculturedmanofanime1246 “🤓” 🤓
Why do I feel like this entire video had an undertone to it
Wym
"Let's say five-and-a-half?" Asking for a friend - Mizkif
xQc didn’t hate it he just said it wasn’t his thing but he did respect it a lot and thought it was cool
So where's the loremaster with the image link?
Any loremasters
Yes, I need to see his 5.5in sledgehammer
lmfaoo
If Miz really cared about his content, he’d show us the pic 😔
"Are you super far from civilization?"
"No, I'm in Portland"
🤣🤣🤣 at least she's optimistic lmao
I see Emiru i click
Mizkif's eyes flashed before his eyes when the sizes were being discussed
Glad to see Stanz got featured
Its not a surprise size matters to her I could be wrong but look at what seems important to them i feel vain people are more size queens by watching how she moves I could tell (could be wrong but I follow my gut
Anything over 5? hell yeah I just need 4 and half more.
"Anything over 5 is good" damn feels bad
We need more Mizkif and Mia content!!!
Vid starts @ 5:13
Can’t wait to see Mia Malkova to do the Intro
Putting emi in the thumbnail is peak shamelessness
Oh he has boxes?? When did he get boxes. Nice boxes.
As a fairly endowed male, I’ve had many girlfriends actually complain it was too large. I’ve also had girlfriends that are obsessed with the size. Women are not all the same sizes, we all have our perfect fits.
yeah mine is pretty big and my ex was fine with it although i did hurt her once or twice, but im deffo worried that i might find some amazing girl and she thinks mine is too big lol
any askers?
Yo
Copium 😔
@@az90azaaaa there’s this thing on UA-cam in which we leave comments based on the content in the video. You may not ask for opinions but you sure do enjoy reading and commenting on them.
this guy is really just unstoppable
such an informational video to randomly pop up
missed a golden opportunity to make a carpets match the drapes joke at the end there
I want soda to propose the question to her
toilet paper rolls
when she brought up thickness my mind went to sodapoppin talkin about the damn toilet paper rolls 😂😂
Lol wait what did he said about toilet paper rolls
david just go to his channel, he has a whole video on it
@@itsalex279 thank you for this. I watched, fuck one of the funniest shits I’ve ever seen. I’ve always wondered the same, when I’m really hard though idk if my head fits. It can be with plenty of friction. After that it’s like a miz said “hula-hoop”
Why is Mizkif so good at content? How does it do it?
Those boxes tho
“I just wanted to play Monopoly”
Me siento seguro conmigo mismo después de ver el video uwu
Her house is actually so dope idc if it’s not in this video
Poor Emiru 😭
Austin is one of us, but famous
Been following since he would stake on OSRS
And I genuinely thought he was Indian 😂
11:39 "u have the nicest.... house" thats an OMEGALUL if i have ever seen one
Condolenses to the small pp gang as a member of the above average pp gang(not monster gang) we are sorry for your pain. But soldier you must carry on
Anyone got that link? Asking for a friend gachiW
When is emi coming over?
after this convo probably never lmao
Now everybody has a complex.
Babe wake up new mizkif upload!!!1!!!1!!!11!!1!1!!!
Cool we get to see Mia Malkova on mizkifs channel, but when do we get to see mizkif on mia malkovas orange black channel?
This was a pretty fun watch actually lol
Half the internet is subscribed to all these chicks onlyfans nice to see Miz knows where the money is lol
Jesus i didnt realize Jinx was that stacked Good lord. HEr Bf when she gets to na is luckkkkky
This is a joke right
What the heck is miz the pimp of twitch now?
Praise God 🙏🏾
"just white walls" he says sitting in his room with white walls.
11:49 LMAOOOOOO MIZZ
Mia malkova and Emiru were there and the hottest thing in this video is still Austin
at least she's honest lol a bunhc of girls will say 'size doesn't matter' and they know they're lying lol
It matters if you've lost sensitivity due to fucking guys on the daily stop chatting bollocks
I've always been happy with my 7
rosi going all out putting mia in the corner the whole video.
no fuckkkking way boys i took a loss today she said size does matter 💔😭
Love you miz
She has a beautiful smile
Siezes being autocorrected from familiar
*"Your drapes were very nice"*
The MV is on 🔥. Its like your watching a movie
11:24 watch Mia's viewers leave to go find it lol repent coomers
i seriously need the link
QUESTION? I bought mizzy's merch like 2 weeks ago and it hasnt shipped yet, has anyone received merch yet? How long did it take? Thanks!
It's like 45 day pre-order when I got it, so probably around 35-8 days until it ships, don't know for sure though
at 1:32 she sounds like the ballon kid from fnaf
Post the full Monopoly game
genius thumbnail
I really NEED to see that mizdick picture...
Seriously I was just waiting for them to monopoly
Fellas, it only matters to pstars cause they can't feel anything other than soda can girth 8 inchers. Keep your heads up
Nice try champ
aw he mentioned Rekful and the river. RIP ):
I never saw the monopoly:(
"I googled her... And it was... Nice... I guess?.."
Mia Malkova Teaches Us About SIZES...
Mia Malkova: Size matters.
I think most people take that the wrong way. Some girls have deep depth, some have a shallow depth. I have girls squirt all over me, and had some act like a dead fish.
Of course the average isn’t enough when you’ve been railed by hundreds of dudes with 7+ elo
@@MandenTV Not how it works.
@@Sinvx Yes it is, it has a large psychological effect. Nobody cares about your shit.
@@MandenTV You clearly don't understand how vaginas work.
Emiru is so cute
ok
Well I think I need to call a hotline now
i just wanted to watch the monopoly part man
Sounds like im going to Portland, SA is not cutting it anymore
if people listen to this and take it seriously, please dont, average is 5.3 inches (13,5 cm) I believe. And most people are a little bit bigger or a little bit smaller. Ofcourse there are some outliers with really small or really big but most of us are average.
I’m 8.5” does that make me an outlier or a lil bigger?
@@TronthaDon913 Bro you obviously know where you stand.
@@VigilantOne2.0 which is?
@@TronthaDon913 outlier.
@@TronthaDon913 gay
POV: You're waiting for monopoly.
I could relate with emiru because I don’t know who she was even i only know her because I heard a song with her name in it insulting her and someone
1:10 lmao greek in the chat boys
Actually the most strip clubs per capita is a little town called Hurley, Wisconsin that has 1 strip club per 260 residents.
1:31 balloon boy
oh my goodness
Emiru PogU