Milos9 He's smart enough to do that, but he's also smart enough to realize that if the police got involved, they would want to investigate both of them, which would disrupt his schedule and mess with his sleep. Blowing him up was a much quicker solution, that allows him to continue his daily schedule unhindered.
twinodoom Guys you got a point but remember he had his digital fingerprinting in that hand and the kid haven’t even touched yet and I think he would not do it either so Kira in my opinion was smart enough to get rid of the evidence and him since he saw him and could have been a treat to him.
I always took that as not only him trying to explain to Shegechi that he just wants to live a quite life, but also kind of explaining to the audience, "Oh man! This man is not only planning on killing this kid, but also is 100% confident he can do it"
I mean it's only courteous to tell a stranger that you intend to kill about your name, age, where you live, your evening routine, and your outlook on life.
He's playing it cool so he doesn't give away the fact he's got a secret. Once the hand was revealed, that's when he decided it was time to stop playing dumb, and reveal the stand he's going to use to kill the only witness.
@@unofficialmeme5972 Remember the fight in part 3 between Avdol and Polnareff, when Silver Chariot eject is armor, he lift Jean-Pierre, the Crusaders see him "fly" and don't understand, then Polnareff says to see with the eyes of their stand, revaling Chariot
@@PrimarinaBay Because he forgot his actual bag at home and didn't want to freak people out with the fake hand or have the police called, so he improvised.
How would he know at first killer queen would turn any object to a bomb tho. He kept his distance and played safe. But the confusion ended up costing his life.
In my opinion, that makes Kira even more terrifying. He tells so much incriminating information to this kid in public, because's he's just that confident he's gonna get away with it. And he almost does.
He is gullible but not stupid. He already said that it was his sandwich and Shigechi knows that Kira was not supposed to be at the school and also knew for a fact someone took his sandwich and bag.
The most unrealistic thing about Kira is not his stand or how he gets away with murder. It's the fact that he gets up without any fatigue at the age of 33.
You wanna hear something bizarre? After hearing Kira's monolog I decided to try adding stretching (mostly my hips) to my routine before bed. After a week of this, my lower back pain cut back dramatically and is almost a memory now. Killer Queen blew up the tense muscles causing my back pain!
Even if it did, the moment harvest touched the coin, is was Harvest which was going to explode. Shigechi should've told harvest to get away from him if he actually knew this but he didn't
@@EEEEEEEEEEEE Yeah, but Shigechi has clearly shown little to no damage even if multiple of his Harvest men are attacked and destroyed. If all of the were damaged then yes, but if only one Harvest man explodes, then it doesn't affect Shigechi on the whole. But since the explosion was close to him, he took damage from the explosion
If your intention is to creep everyone the fuck out then that is certainly one way to achieve it. If your intention is to see if a japanese guy will go and say "aaa! JoJo desu nee??? Sore wa Kira yoshikage no chanto desu???" And find a jojo fan then... Yeah that works too. (Try hard butchered japanese lol sorry)
"Hey bro, Do you have 5$, If you have one, can I borro...." "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." In Japanese
When I first watched Part 4 and saw him ask what was happening I thought he might not be a Stand user. Then he went on rambling about his life and thought: "Instant villain."
@@user-wl3zk6kj3q how? He escaped but eventually josuke learned who he was so he had to fight him, then that lead toward the gang finding out. How tf is he supposed to avoid it?
Nigerundayo, Shigechi!!! Nah this whole scene is bullshit, how comes that, Kira who only wants a paceful life, gets engage in a battle with a kid that is a stand user? He could have only find an excuse for that bag, eventually giving money to Shigechi and he would have shut up. This scene is the most absurd of Jojo series I think. The autor wanted Shigechi out for sure.
@@adikalash8840 that's dumb,no excuse can be so convincing in such suspicious situation,kira would have been a major suspect even if he somehow convinced shigetshi at that point which would trouble his sleep, we all know that kira isn't the type of guy who would take chances and let anything bother him Also shigetshi 's death demonstrated what a badass kira is
@@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779I regret creating the plot to five nights at Freddie's & saying it to its creator, its not the dev lead that I regret working with, its the fanatics of the series that disappoint me the most
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Can we please get a JoJo universe that's the same story but the only stand is killer queen? Like, just take the current show and draw Killer Queen over every stand, regardless of context. Have Purple Hermit be Killer Queen and just make maps out of explosions, Wheel of Fortune is just a Killer Queen holding wheels, Sticky Fingers just blows people open.
QuantumPineapple Wait no, Za Warudo Killer Queen edition would have slo-mo explosions, making everything SEEM slo-mo, and time would psychologically be “stopped/slowed down”
@@Stabbant2000 to be fair Hayato is also a kid and he would have killed Kira if not for watch bullshit. Although he had a lot more time to build his resolve
@@Stabbant2000 bruh he's the guy who was about to kill joske and okayasu over a lottery ticket I think it's realistic to see he'd kill anyone who threatens him.
"Is that a real hand?!" Kira: Oh no, this simply a prop. I do theatre you see. "Why was it in a sandwich bag, and why does it look severed?!" Kira: Well, I was in a rush this morning so I found this bag lying around and decided to throw the hand in there. As for why it looks severed, as I said, I do theatre and I play the role of a murderer. "Oh, ok sorry for the misunderstanding." Kira: Its all fine, you should get back to school, goodbye kid. Part 4 Ends
Kira would've still happened and Kira vs. Shigechi might've still taken place, too. Maybe without Josuke, Shigechi might not have gotten rich enough off lottery money for him to want a sandwich? Well, assuming the pillar men didn't eat everyone.
@Maurice Johnson Stand stats don't really mean much, they are not very consistent and even then only the speed is A which by feats is not incredibly fast. Every other stat besides potential is really really bad. Part three stands would beat him more often then not.
For people saying that Kira just had to lie about the hand being fake to get out of the situation, it’s out of his character. Just the fact that Shigechi saw the hand , he had to be killed , because Kira can’t be at ease if there is a tiniest hint pointing towards revealing his true nature. He wouldn’t Have sleep this night thinking about “ What if shigechi talk about it ?” Is that the face of someone who will let you go? 1:09😂
When he said: “My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.” I felt that.
He actually did live a peaceful life, but in his free time sometimes he had to fill his will to kill a woman, but law-abiding good person, he never(very rarely) used his ability to get money or something like that, he killed that little Fat bitch cause he didn't want to lose his peaceful life, but sadly he had to cause he the whole cities Stand users (who he didn't even know about) just simply started to hunt him. Dio attacked Jotaro's mother and sent people to kill them, Kira actually did nothing to them, maybe a bit to Rohan but then it's still should be only Rohan's thing to deal with.
Jokes aside, I think he's pretty normal looking for a 33 year old office employee. If this were part 3, his shoulders would've been 5 inches wider, at least
Kira: **perfectly executes acting like a panicked citizen moments after having the shit kicked out of him just so josuke would heal him** Also Kira: **is confronted by literally the dumbest kid in Morioh** "Well, he got me, fair and square."
@@Dip7man what do you mean so yeah, josuke doesn’t have any sort of time altering abilities. Sure he may have been able to “compete” with star platinum in its weakened state but even so it doesn’t mean it isn’t the strongest stand. Plus nobody said it was up till this point, the comment was about him being the strongest stand user in jojo which simply isn’t true. Edit: didn’t realise he was talking about jotaro however since he is still incorrect since he never stated up till that point it still stands.
@@Epsilon-5no. The comment was saying that just before Josuke healed him he got his shit rocked by Star Platinum, tbe strongest stand in JoJo up to that point.
Kira: I have never left a clue in 15 years Also Kira: levitates at an open window of a middle school and explodes a child right in front of his friends and classmates
In those 5 minutes Kira learned that he’s not the only one with a Stand, that it’s called Stand, that there are probably many others with abilities, that abilities have different appearances, that stands have a range, that being tricky is the key to victory. Indeed so far his attacks have probably been straight up overpowering so no need to play it safe once engaged, yet here he’d be dead had he acted up.
"is that a human hand?" "Yes. It belonged to my dead mother who died in a car accident and the hand was all they could recover. Please return it to me" "Oh sorry"
@@joelneo2676 he said if anyone knew that he was carrying a hand around he wouldnt get any good nights sleep plus he would be a suspect to the killings goin around
I totally was expecting him to act that way, or at least even try. I thought he'd say that this is a prank/a decoration for a horror film he's starring in. I was really expecting him to do something like burst out laughing and say "Would you look at your face kid, it was like you've seen a ghost or something. I've worked three days on this paper-mache and it paid out"
Kira: uuuuuuh so uh my Stand thing makes me slowly die if i do not have this hand close to me at all times and our food bags accidentally got switched earlier so i got it back Shigechi: oh, that makes sense have a nice day
🐱 List of ways Kira is like a cat: stretches likes milk likes sleep well-groomed rubs his face on things licks stuff off of things plays with his prey after it's killed has to constantly groom his nails (claws!) no matter the situation, always manages to come out on top (or rather, land on his feet!) violent when threatened ....otherwise peaceful and confident in all aspects of life. honestly even without his stand Killer Queen, Kira's character just SCREAMS cat-like.
@@danate3849 Hm, yes, rubbing your face on some random woman's hand, literally killing something/someone and playing with it after it died, is totally normal for a human being.
Shallow Mallow I love Kira but it felt like he was massively under-utilised and sidelined in his own part until the plot needed to move forward, like how the only scenes we got with him was him doing things like obtaining Stray Cat, getting Bites the Dust, Hayato recording him doing shady shit while the main crew were just fucking around at restaurants, with girlfriends and just hanging out, if the plot was more them trying to find him and being attacked by stand users (like part 3) but instead it’s stuff like “Oh this tunnel is haunted imma check it out...OH NO AN ENEMY STAND USER”. He should affect them, making them scared to sleep at night, making them scared for their loved ones, but nobody cares and pretty much nobody dies except for 2 nothing characters purely for plot convenience, a pretty big annoyance considering the horrible casualties of parts 1, 2, 3 and 5 and the fact that there was SO MANY CHARACTERS like imagine if Okuyasu sacrificed himself to save Josuke, showing he had come full circle from villain to heroic friend or hair girl died for Koichi showing her true love and devotion but nah, everyone’s happy yaayyyy. Also Josuke is bullshit op but I digress, Kira was underused and for such an amazing character that is a sin, like Yoshikage Kira has 2 moments before Kosaku Kira, he kills Shigetchi as an intro and has the fight with Sheer Heart Attack, incredible scenes but nowhere after this is that kind of brilliance (expect for his murdering of the woman for her hand but as this is how he kills, it had to be as awesome as his introduction), like even Jotaro was near enough dead after that scene, the guy who has the strongest stand ever and has the ability to stop time nearly got creamed by Kira, I love Kira just wished he was used better
@@agentdash8999 i mean, I'd say he wasn't exactly going to chase them to try to kill them, because he wasn't exactly trying to. his main goal is to live a life without worry, and if they don't know who he is, going after them would only add unnecessary eyes to his actions, as he was already struggling enough trying to learn the little things about Kosaku's life, ie handwriting, condiments he doesnt eat,etc. needless to say, throughout some parts of the show you can see Kira walking in the background just to press even harder how much he doesn't want to be seen. back to my main point, i don't think he was criminally underused, in fact he was the weakest fighter of a main villain they've encountered. the only thing he could do is lay traps (which was a one shot of course, but very situational). physically he stood no chance to a group of physical stands. so he just chilled. the reason i like him is because, he didn't know anything about stands, all he knew was that he had one and that he named it. the first time he heard them called "stand" is when shigechi told him. shigechi also told him that his stand was 1-2 meters and was ineffective far away, so that was more than enough for him to realize, "okay, in my next fight, maybe i should probably not get this close." considering he was just learning what stands were and the wide array of powers that they could have, i think he played his situation out just about as perfectly as one could.
@@mistake1197 well again, in the end he was cornered by a bunch of physical stands. in the fight against josuke he was keeping that 5m distance, and only when he got in a direct fist fight did he begin lose. he does have one hell of a jaw to be taking those punches though
At that point Shigechi asks the logical next question of why Kira would try so hard to steal the bag if it wasn’t his. Besides that Shigechi and the others already know there’s a serial killer loose, and even if Shigechi doesn’t immediately make the connection, Josuke and Okuyasu will once he tells them.
Kira: You see, i work in theater and im in the prop department. Im on my way to work but it would look odd to walk around with a hand prop, and it would troublesome to have to explain that its a fake to others. *PART 4 END*
Part 4 Kira is honeslty my favorite villain. He doenst show off like Dio, he isnt as paranoid as Diavolo in keeping his identity secret, and hes goal isnt World Conquest, he just wants a Quiet Life (and continue to murder women for their hands) wich make him unnerving. He arguebly has one (well 2) of the most Powerfull Stands without it being a Time/Space/Reality Manipulation before he gets his new Ability from the Arrow, and doenst really do much with it (besides the murders). His politeness and calm is better then Pucci, who also has a similar start and gave stand to other people to attack Jolyne, but Kira doenst really have a crew, His dad was the one who kept making Stand Users to stop Josuke and friends.
Every other JoJo villain: "I want to become so powerful I could rule the world with ease! No other life will surpass me!" Kira: "just leave me alone, i don't want to deal with this"
4:36 I love killer queen’s look of absolute disdain toward Shigechi like he is some kind of lower life form that should’ve never even attempted interacting with Kira.
A lot of humanoid stands are like that, especially sentient ones. G.E.R., in his speech to Diavolo, talks about how one of his strongest desires is to protect Giorno, and he belittles Diavolo for wanting to harm and having different beliefs than him. Echoes Act 3 is extremely and entirely loyal to Koichi, and shows aggression to those that do Koichi injustice. Killer Queen probably isn't sentient, but I'm sure it wants Kira to keep living like he always has.
"But why did you come here anyway? Aren't you uh..middle-aged?" Kira : "..But you see, you kind of stole my bag." "But my bag was the one that was stolen, I saw it all!" "..Huh?" "..Mister?" "He disappeared, I need to warn Josuke about this suspicious dude that might be the killer!" _Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob._
"My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old, ect. *I work at a movie studio purchasing props for upcoming films, and this is not a real human hand."* then just blow shigechi sky high the moment he turns around
@@jodamjoe2774 My name is YoshiKage Kire. No, not a real hand I am a jeweler and I created a replica of a very important client's hand so I can test new rings and market them to him
@Meme Kong it doesn’t have blood, maybe it was censorship, but even if it has blood, it was because if the hand didn’t have blood, it wouldn’t look like a realistic prop.
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"IS THAT A HUMAN HAND"
"I DONT KNOW, WHY WAS IT IN YOUR BAG"
NANI, THIS IS NOT IN MY BAG
NO,YOU JUST SAID THAT IT WAS YOUR BAG IM CALLING THE POLICE
PART4 END
Milos9
He's smart enough to do that, but he's also smart enough to realize that if the police got involved, they would want to investigate both of them, which would disrupt his schedule and mess with his sleep. Blowing him up was a much quicker solution, that allows him to continue his daily schedule unhindered.
twinodoom Guys you got a point but remember he had his digital fingerprinting in that hand and the kid haven’t even touched yet and I think he would not do it either so Kira in my opinion was smart enough to get rid of the evidence and him since he saw him and could have been a treat to him.
Jose Diego also the ring on the hand belongs to him
something Joseph would say if he had a hand fetish
That sandwich was handmade.
The handiwork of an artist
don't anyone dare lay a hand on it!
Gotta give you a hand for all these puns
@@sara-ro4oe they are handy when wanting to make a quick joke
He was just handing a hand
Are we gonna ignore the fact kira explained all his personal info to some brown pineapple
I always took that as not only him trying to explain to Shegechi that he just wants to live a quite life, but also kind of explaining to the audience, "Oh man! This man is not only planning on killing this kid, but also is 100% confident he can do it"
'brown pineapple'
Bruh u made me big laugh and I didn't Kanye West stare
Lmao brown pineapple
I mean it's only courteous to tell a stranger that you intend to kill about your name, age, where you live, your evening routine, and your outlook on life.
@Vixen M. I didn't even know the was a joke.
I love that Kira initially reacts like he doesn't see Harvest, despite how all stand users can see other's stands.
He's playing it cool so he doesn't give away the fact he's got a secret. Once the hand was revealed, that's when he decided it was time to stop playing dumb, and reveal the stand he's going to use to kill the only witness.
I think he saw Harvest, but since it was his first time seeing another stand, he was a bit confused
Maybe he don't summon Killer Queen at this moment, so he doesn't see Harvest yet with his human eye
@@_Iso_X No, the way it works is if you're a stand user, you can see all stands when they emerge.
@@unofficialmeme5972 Remember the fight in part 3 between Avdol and Polnareff, when Silver Chariot eject is armor, he lift Jean-Pierre, the Crusaders see him "fly" and don't understand, then Polnareff says to see with the eyes of their stand, revaling Chariot
"My Stand is invincible!" - Any deceased Stand user.
Tbh, in this situation Shigechi was pretty much invinvible. If he hadn't hesitated, Kira would have died then and there
no one can just deflect the emerald splash
if kira didn't scream his name out loud like an idiot, the duwang gang would've been stuck in bites the dust
Thunder cross split attack is actually an invicible stand
Notorious B.I.G wants to know your location
You know you’re screwed when you’re a minor character and discover who the main antagonist is halfway in, just ask Sorbet and Gelato.
They werent killed by Diavolo, they were killed by Ciccolata
Cinnamon Panda Still, they were royalty screwed
Hell they found the main antagonist before the story began
Part 6 Spoiler
Dont forget FF
Pretty sure that’s a rule somewhere...?
"No, it's a prop. I do theater as a hobby."
"Oh, ok."
PART 4 END
Why would you keep a prop hand in a sandwich bag and carry it around with you like that tho, that seems rather odd too.
@@PrimarinaBay you tell me
Slamblaster *fight sequence begins, nothing is altered
@@PrimarinaBay Because he forgot his actual bag at home and didn't want to freak people out with the fake hand or have the police called, so he improvised.
@@PrimarinaBay "It's to troll a friend."
Done.
4:15
I love how they're striking a pose while struggling lol
Well, it's Jojo:D
Take every possible moment to style all over those who would oppose you
@@JM64 even if your bleeding to death
they feel no pain
Sigma male shit, casuals won't understand
I still haven’t figured out wether those spikes are his hair of if he’s some kind of mutant
Simple answer, he’s a JoJo’s character
It's like Bart Simpson
if the first is true, then the second must follow...
Yes
@@biglion3179 you mean: si
To be fair he stole my bag.
What is your opinion on feet?
Dependes if its a MEN or women feet and if its shaved or not
Say, who are you again?
Got any tips for dealing with massive headaches?
"weo weo weo weo" hear that, its an ambulance, you better run boy
“So individual users have their own unique powers?”
Jotaro: Yeah, about that.
So its the same type of stand ?
Yare Yare daze
I’m honestly surprised Jotaro didn’t just copy Killer Queen and just turn Kira into a bomb in stopped time.
@@Tuxum hmm I have noticed the things my Star Platinum punches really hard explode. So Killer Queen must be the same stand as my Star Platinum.
@@Tuxum i respect Kira,so i dont copy he abilities of the enemies i respect
Shigechi: Do not underestimate
「H A R V E S T」
ALSO SHIGECHI:
*UNDERESTIMATES*
*「K I L L E R Q U E E N」*
Well yeah, he is a kid, of course he was gonna underestimate his opponent.
@@BobTheArchmage and also a stand-user, of course his hubris would be his undoing!
How would he know at first killer queen would turn any object to a bomb tho. He kept his distance and played safe. But the confusion ended up costing his life.
@@JugularJohn And what if he kept hiding instead of trying to find josuke immediately.
@@gork4035 with those wounds, he would have ended up dying anyway
Stand Master:「David Bowie」
Stand Name:「Pink Panther」
truly underrated comment
In deed
@Low xang yen Genius.
@@meriokid6459 is this jjba or pokemon
Killer Panther!
I do love that Killer Queen always looks a tad bit confused constantly.
Killer Queen is just confused of why every person he tries to add as a friend keeps blowing up.
@@blindedbunny fair point
@@blindedbunny killwr queen is a nice boy
@@blindedbunny Or why everytime he tries to run away an ambulance would run him over.
"What, you're calling me again Yoshikage? I just want to live a quiet life...well, time to blow up some kids!"
Damn, he told his entire life story to a kid who wanted his “sandwich” back and found out it was a hand.
Hey atleast the kid wont have to worry about that now...
In my opinion, that makes Kira even more terrifying. He tells so much incriminating information to this kid in public, because's he's just that confident he's gonna get away with it. And he almost does.
@@Jadefire1010 With Killer Queen Bites the Dust, he does get away eith iy
@@alexp6667 Bite Za Dusto*
@@alexp6667 Same name huh
Killer Queen went from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "It's nice to finally meet you sir"
hold up
How would you know?
GiOgiO
Think you got it backwards bud.
@@gojifankotm7927 No I’m pretty sure he didn’t bud
this went over my head, can someone help me? like fr tho
Middle schooler freaks out because blond man with a imaginary cat recites his life story
1999 colorized
*Goblin
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A human version of dodoria freaks out because David Bowie has a hand in a bag with pink panther
The hell you talking about there's no cat there
Kira could’ve easily said “Dang, you ruined the prop kid. Now I’m going to have to get a different bag for my play.”
He is gullible but not stupid. He already said that it was his sandwich and Shigechi knows that Kira was not supposed to be at the school and also knew for a fact someone took his sandwich and bag.
*D* uw *ANG*
@@Tofuey He isn't stupid.
@@scottchaison1001 *villain who could be killed by shigechi at any time* BEHOLD MY POWER
Shigechi: ok sure man
@@shayfarrelly6789 No.
"THROW THAT 100 YEN COIN AWAY HARVEST"
*That one harvest* : not gonna lie i wanna see what's gonna happen
Good one
Good one
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The most unrealistic thing about Kira is not his stand or how he gets away with murder. It's the fact that he gets up without any fatigue at the age of 33.
Or knees crack
@@kastoridesbobur them twenty minutes of stretches be doin wonder
If ur not active at all probably
He’s a healthy guy, even if he’s a murderer with a fetish for severed hands.
That's why we need milk and 20 minutes of stretch
You wanna hear something bizarre? After hearing Kira's monolog I decided to try adding stretching (mostly my hips) to my routine before bed. After a week of this, my lower back pain cut back dramatically and is almost a memory now. Killer Queen blew up the tense muscles causing my back pain!
I need to try this
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY ENTERED YOUR MUSCLES!
This man speaks the truth
Have you also developed hand fetish and a desire for quiet life?
What did you do before sleep? Can you suggest a program or video?
"Throw away that 100 yen coin, Harvest!"
Harvest: *_n o._*
Harvest did terrorist moment
Even if it did, the moment harvest touched the coin, is was Harvest which was going to explode. Shigechi should've told harvest to get away from him if he actually knew this but he didn't
@@supersani21 no shigechi couldnt stopped it harvest touched it so shigechi exploded too like, his stand touched it so he will explode too
@@EEEEEEEEEEEE Yeah, but Shigechi has clearly shown little to no damage even if multiple of his Harvest men are attacked and destroyed. If all of the were damaged then yes, but if only one Harvest man explodes, then it doesn't affect Shigechi on the whole. But since the explosion was close to him, he took damage from the explosion
+@@supersani21 5:37 The problem is though, Shigechi exploded from "inside-out", not "outside-in".
I want to memorize his whole dialogue in Japanese and just recite it whenever someone asks me a question.
sadlife fucking weeb
If your intention is to creep everyone the fuck out then that is certainly one way to achieve it.
If your intention is to see if a japanese guy will go and say "aaa! JoJo desu nee??? Sore wa Kira yoshikage no chanto desu???" And find a jojo fan then... Yeah that works too.
(Try hard butchered japanese lol sorry)
"Hey bro, Do you have 5$, If you have one, can I borro...."
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." In Japanese
Same, I want to be just like him too and if someone and blow fuckers up who talk to me
Chronicle Zombie plz send to me
1:20 I love how Harvest is just dancing while Shigechi is questioning Kira
I think their shocked but ok xD
@@CasualStoic the shocked dance
@@hands_enjoyer5485 hello kira
@@hands_enjoyer5485 wait no don't blow me up pls :((((((
@@hands_enjoyer5485 hello another me,i think me,you and the other version of us should do a meeting so we can decide which is the best sandwich
0:44 I do like how he pretends not to see the stand.
he gotta play dumb at first
to be fair kira didnt know anyone else had stands till this point. hell he didnt even know what a stand was and referred them as "ability"
@@zlowzloth doesnt mean he cant see them
When I first watched Part 4 and saw him ask what was happening I thought he might not be a Stand user. Then he went on rambling about his life and thought: "Instant villain."
@HAMZA BIN BUDI MAWARDI Moe I thought I was talking to you...
Kira: I just want to live a quiet life.
Also Kira: *Starts a fight with high schoolers and a Marine Biologist*
technically he didnt
@@haaaah7 he could avoid it
Kira: *Decides to still fight a marine biologist that could break his spine like a fucking twig*
Also Kira: Lives in Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
@@user-wl3zk6kj3q how? He escaped but eventually josuke learned who he was so he had to fight him, then that lead toward the gang finding out. How tf is he supposed to avoid it?
Poor shigechi if only he knew the joestar sacred technique.
Nigerundayo, Shigechi!!! Nah this whole scene is bullshit, how comes that, Kira who only wants a paceful life, gets engage in a battle with a kid that is a stand user? He could have only find an excuse for that bag, eventually giving money to Shigechi and he would have shut up. This scene is the most absurd of Jojo series I think. The autor wanted Shigechi out for sure.
@@adikalash8840 that's dumb,no excuse can be so convincing in such suspicious situation,kira would have been a major suspect even if he somehow convinced shigetshi at that point which would trouble his sleep, we all know that kira isn't the type of guy who would take chances and let anything bother him
Also shigetshi 's death demonstrated what a badass kira is
This comment was at 69 like but I changed it
@@starnoel6117 69 - age of Joseph Joestar in part 3. hOw dArE u to change that magnificent number???
@@starnoel6117 you monster
I love the fact that when the kid said that he has an unfamiliar feeling with Kira, Kira then introduces himself in full detail
Well,i will try explain to you.
I say every detail of myself to my enemies because i know most of them are not going be able to use it
@@yoshikagekira2427 you're a very familiar man. Oh yeah. You're that guy from '87
@@Hopeful_NeonWAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!???
@@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779I regret creating the plot to five nights at Freddie's & saying it to its creator, its not the dev lead that I regret working with, its the fanatics of the series that disappoint me the most
"You're a scary stranger! Don't move!" "Oh, how rude of me. Let me introduce myself!"
“Is that a real hand?!”
“No, I’m an artist who makes hands”
Kira wins
Part 4
*END*
I think he just wanted to kill him
Black Man I think Kira just wanted a quiet life
But since it was on a bag of food he could've said "It was a prank for a mate at the office, now you ruined it."
Part 8
*START*
The fact that more people are talking about the anime and not the fix itself means this edit is true quality.
The original looked pretty rough....the edit is miles better.
What was being edited?
What's the edit?
ya whats the edit
It's that smooth.
*"you are a really creepy guy"*
-Says someone who has spikes coming out of his head
bruh at least he Isn't a david bowie hand fetishist with a cat that can wipe people out of existence
@@Monys yes you are right, that can't be argued tbh
Yeah
And never learns to wipe his nose
Shigechi looks like a fat Bart Simpson
When you realize that introducing yourself is a JoJo reference
everything is a jojo reference
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
4:40 did Kira just assume every stand user has killer queen
Yess hahahaha
Can we please get a JoJo universe that's the same story but the only stand is killer queen?
Like, just take the current show and draw Killer Queen over every stand, regardless of context. Have Purple Hermit be Killer Queen and just make maps out of explosions, Wheel of Fortune is just a Killer Queen holding wheels, Sticky Fingers just blows people open.
@@amohotepv ZA WARUDO STOP TIME! It doesnt but it blows up jotaro anyway
QuantumPineapple Wait no, Za Warudo Killer Queen edition would have slo-mo explosions, making everything SEEM slo-mo, and time would psychologically be “stopped/slowed down”
@@QuantumPineapple Jotaro: *see's Dio's Killer Queen*
"So, it's the same type of Stand as Killer Queen..."
Shigechi: Just straight-up severs Kira's Cartaroid Artery without saying anything.
PART 4 END
Shigechi was a kid how could you except him to kill
@@Stabbant2000 its JoJo you snowflake tf you on about you think kids can't kill in JoJo?
Opinions what I was saying is that you can’t just expect a kid to straight up take someone’s life without hesitation
He’s in middle school after all
@@Stabbant2000 to be fair Hayato is also a kid and he would have killed Kira if not for watch bullshit. Although he had a lot more time to build his resolve
@@Stabbant2000 bruh he's the guy who was about to kill joske and okayasu over a lottery ticket I think it's realistic to see he'd kill anyone who threatens him.
"Indivituals have their own abilities?"
Didhe expect everybody to have their own killer queen
That would've been awesome.
He expected the Killer king, Killer princess and Killer prince.
@Senhor Kaio don’t forget about the killer jester, killer duke, killer duchess, killer advisor, killer messenger, killer councilor, killer Marshall, killer general, killer spymaster, killer royal assassin, killer high priest, killer grand diplomat, killer magister, and killer warden
Jotaro: *[Star platinum: The world!]*
Jotaro According to Kira : *[Killer prince:Killer king]!*
@@itsbreadwinner killer counsilor kinda works
How you expect a murderer’s stand to look like: 💀
How it actually looks like: 😾
Lmao
I mean, it has skull medallions on its body and sheer heart attack also has a skull
Cats are merciless, cruel and unforgiving murdering beasts, perfectly disguised under fluffy façade
@@yoahnoah9780 and in the shadow form is a skull too
(3 years later)
Notice how Killer Queen is doing Queen's pose at the beginning of the Bohemian Rhapsody music video.
Very nice eyes (Not kira's way)
What the actual fuck how did you see that
All Stands are a Musical reverence anyway
@Maurice Johnson damn that's some nice hands
@@neroderp So?
Kira: *nails grow when adrenaline is high*
Johnny Joestar: "So it's the same type of stand as Tusk"
lol kira with tusk would be op
Killer Tusk
CHIMONI!!!
Chimini I think
Chumimin
Love how you can see his nails grow despite the fact that little tidbit hasn’t been revealed yet.
Thx, haven't realised that. 3:06 for those who hadn't also
I only realized this right after I finished Diamond is Unbreakable. Really nice touch.
tidbit?
@@PrinceSilvermane TOUCH
@@julianalston120 HANDS
"the stand is killing people"
Jotaro- "So is the same type of stand as mine"
Star Platinum: Bites the Dust!
LOL
ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
@WorldBound STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD: BITES THE DUST
za hand crimson: Bite's Golden wind/experience
Kira: It's a shame Reimi Sugimoto died of ligma
Shigechi: Who's Reimi Sugimoto
Kira: Ligma balls
*Explodes
DUUUUUUUUUDE THIS IS FUCKING UNDERRATED.
Replace that with diavolo and it's canon
Nitrogen Typhoon
Diavolo is just in a bush, a twig is sent flying by the blast and stabs him in the neck
@@geicogecko7303 now it's canon
Geico Gecko
Diavolo beats his meat so hard he gets caught by sister but she joins him and then he dies from blood loss.
That’s canon now.
this dude kira reading out his tinder bio to a middle schooler
@@BigBoss-xc4qo Kira or Shigechi?
@@blaykay-4797 Kira. A grown man read his dating profile to a child.
Aidan Cooper bruh it’s a social experiment
@@lominse Well the next social experiment will likely be held in prison
@@BigBoss-xc4qo "What are you in here for?"
Shigechi: is that a real human hand?
Kira: No
The end
Bruh fr
Kira is really dumb
Lol
@@strongest_eggg true lol
Kira: what happened to my sandwich
袋が破られる前までスタンドが見えない演技してる吉良、判断力がスゴすぎる
Хороши для вас
"Is that a real hand?!"
Kira: Oh no, this simply a prop. I do theatre you see.
"Why was it in a sandwich bag, and why does it look severed?!"
Kira: Well, I was in a rush this morning so I found this bag lying around and decided to throw the hand in there. As for why it looks severed, as I said, I do theatre and I play the role of a murderer.
"Oh, ok sorry for the misunderstanding."
Kira: Its all fine, you should get back to school, goodbye kid.
Part 4 Ends
The Diamond Knight stolen comment :(
Could’ve said he needed to go and get the hand prop refurbished
Why would he be at a school? and even if he convinced Shigechi then he would be a suspect when they find out about the murders. Kira can't allow that.
WolfRex
Didn’t shigechi have his bag?
@@cloverh.6184 Some random dog stole his bag when he wasn't looking, and Shingechi took Kira's bag by acciddent
im just happy the subs say killer queen not deadly queen
Anadroll 50 dairy queen
Anadroll 50 deadly queen is probably the worse mistake in anime ever, wait there is Duwang too
Kinda hard to be the biggest mistake in anime ever if it wasn't a mistake and was actually changed because of copyright issues.
Toddog45 Then that's not a fucking 'mistake' is it
Just wait until Part 5 becomes an anime. I hope you're ready for Zipper Man.
“Aaah I was gonna prank a friend with a prop hand in the sandwich bag but now you’ve ruined it!”
*KIRA GETS AWAY WITH IT*
Stolen
@@ericxaviersantos1988 okay everyone in the world will now say orginal things congrats you saved the world
That's what I was thinking
Well thanks for the idea now I can do that to my friend who is a jojo fan like me
@@machintosh3008 Don't forget that it still makes you a murderer to explode a woman and take her hand, pretending can only make you seem innocent.
JoJo always has the most eccentric and interesting villians
no other villain would ever come as close to Kira in uniqueness. "I want to live a quiet life"? Killing people for hands? No one has ever done that.
@@jonathanjoestar3068 he is my second favorite i just love DIO and his style 😂 and the dirty trick on Polnareff
@@dextermanuel2920 i agree, that was pretty villainous
And the most idiotic ones too.
Yoshikage Kira is a Grade A Psychopath. Definitly the best Villain of the Series next to DIO.
*Shigechi:* is that a real human hand?!
*Kira:* no..
*Shigechi:*
_understandable have a great day_
Part 4 end
great day.
Entendible, que tenga un buen día
Great days
idk if it just me or it sounds better than shigechi approaching him
4:48 "Stando... Hmm... Stando ne-?"
Ne
The way he says that really satisfies me, I haven’t a god given idea why
Stando ne-
Sounds Spanish
@@frosty8592 sounds like portuguese, and im brazilian
@@haxixe4203 de fato...
"Now I can relax and sleep well tonight"
*turns around*
*a bunch of students stare horrified*
*King Crimson a few times
"You have found out my identity!
KIRA QUEEN: DAISAN NO BAKUDAN: BITE ZA DUSTO"
+Nire Easy solution, Sheer Heart Attack :v
Not like they’d care. Shingeki walked around in a bloodied mess and they didn’t care.
*to be continued*
Kills them all , okay now I can sleep tight
“Don’t move! Don’t move from there..!”
Kira: **stands up**
Shingechi: *H*
I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
*Jonathan’s parents weren’t rich*
JOJO SERIES END
George Joestar: *kicks Dio out for punching the family dog*
Kira would've still happened and Kira vs. Shigechi might've still taken place, too. Maybe without Josuke, Shigechi might not have gotten rich enough off lottery money for him to want a sandwich?
Well, assuming the pillar men didn't eat everyone.
@@kikiretzorg1467 yes but also Kira may have been caught as he wouldn't get Killer Queen if not for Stardust Crusaders, which was caused by DIO
@@camerontroscianiec5320 stands were not invented by DIO
@@tdSlump yeah but the arrow may have not ended up in Morioh if DIO wasn't there to move them around
Avdol: NO YOU CANT JUST NAME UR OWN STANDO
Kira: hold my boxing cat
Better: hehe cat go boom
Kira: Hold my Queen album
Chad move
Avdol proccedes to rise from the dead,name kira's stand,then walk back to his grave.
Diavolo: hold my crimson kings court
When the history of Kira Yoshikage is explained more than the entire JOJO family history.
Wait that's actually true
Kid says Harvest is op dies by a door knob bomb wow ok
kira: i have never been caught in 15 years
also kira in a situation that he could have bluffed: "oh i should tell you my name, adress and routine
He woudn't be able to use the information so bad for him
"you're a really creepy guy"
says a praline shaped, Bowser faced schoolboy
😂💯
Who weighs more than Jonathan Joestar
. . . Praline?
Because of this comment, I now see Shigechi as a Bowser-Shaped Pecan Praline.
nah shut yo ass up shigechi slander isnt tolerated
That awkward moment when a severed human hand falls out of your lunch bag.
gamejtv that awkward moment when you kill a middle schooler over a sandwich bag.
#relatable
#murdererproblems
gamejtv It could happen to anyone :^)
gamejtv thats just my pet peeve
"Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone." The words of a man who has never met Jotaro Kujo......yet.
@Maurice Johnson "BITE ZA DU-"
"No"
@Maurice Johnson Giorno is not very powerful without G.E.R.
@Maurice Johnson When compared to other stands, no.
@Maurice Johnson Stand stats don't really mean much, they are not very consistent and even then only the speed is A which by feats is not incredibly fast.
Every other stat besides potential is really really bad.
Part three stands would beat him more often then not.
@Maurice Johnson No oNe cAn jUsT DeFlEcT ThE EmErAlD SpLaSh!
For people saying that Kira just had to lie about the hand being fake to get out of the situation, it’s out of his character.
Just the fact that Shigechi saw the hand , he had to be killed , because Kira can’t be at ease if there is a tiniest hint pointing towards revealing his true nature.
He wouldn’t Have sleep this night thinking about “ What if shigechi talk about it ?”
Is that the face of someone who will let you go? 1:09😂
When he said:
“My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.”
I felt that.
I love this comment.
100 for effort
@@mohhoicheng3995 not really an effort, that has been paste by hundred of people for years
chew
yes
The most OP thing in JoJo is always to run away.
*_Cries in Johnny_*
Ah yes. The secret Joestar technique
@@riahsaonirit2650 Laughs in TA4 Johnny
Nigerrundaayo smokey
Joseph relates
Yoshikage kira: *names his stand*
Avdol: *wait. Thats illegal*
*visible confusion*
Haha,self naming the stand go brrrrr
Avdol was long gone then, wake up!
@@rebel1766 bruh
To be fair, that actually was kiras bag, shigechi still left his in the park, so ya know, he kind of asked for it
He did ask for it. Also Shigechi wouldn't shut the fuck up. Classic mistake.
@Lachlan SINGH hello there
@@co7769 i made him go quiet,Permanently
Kira after brutally murdering a middle schooler: “Ah yes how peaceful”
"What a beautiful duwang"
And that is how serial killers that wanna live peaceful and quiet like a plant work.
Can't like cuz 69 likes
He actually did live a peaceful life, but in his free time sometimes he had to fill his will to kill a woman, but law-abiding good person, he never(very rarely) used his ability to get money or something like that, he killed that little Fat bitch cause he didn't want to lose his peaceful life, but sadly he had to cause he the whole cities Stand users (who he didn't even know about) just simply started to hunt him. Dio attacked Jotaro's mother and sent people to kill them, Kira actually did nothing to them, maybe a bit to Rohan but then it's still should be only Rohan's thing to deal with.
🔥🔥Everything is fine🙂🔥🔥
"I do 20 minutes of stretches before going to bed."
-the super buff David Bowie looking serial killer
Honestly, I think David Bowie was a Stand user all along.
@@DeMoraJS User: David Bowie Stand: Starman
I need to mantain my strength while also not being so highlighted
Jokes aside, I think he's pretty normal looking for a 33 year old office employee. If this were part 3, his shoulders would've been 5 inches wider, at least
@@yoshikagekira2427 what strenght, you never used to go to the gym yet you have a body i always wanted
Sometimes I wonder why Kira isn't attracted to Okuyasu's stand since you know... *hands*
Because kira isn't gay
Pain thats why he lost in the end
I'm not going to lie but I was a little attracted to kira
Killer queenxthe hand
Okuyasu Nijimura who isn't?
Kira: **perfectly executes acting like a panicked citizen moments after having the shit kicked out of him just so josuke would heal him**
Also Kira: **is confronted by literally the dumbest kid in Morioh** "Well, he got me, fair and square."
To be fair, Kira did get his shit rocked by the strongest stand user in JoJo.
@@adman1381 I mean not really…
@@Epsilon-5I mean it is time stop, and we are only counting stands that have appeared up to that point, so… yeah
@@Dip7man what do you mean so yeah, josuke doesn’t have any sort of time altering abilities. Sure he may have been able to “compete” with star platinum in its weakened state but even so it doesn’t mean it isn’t the strongest stand. Plus nobody said it was up till this point, the comment was about him being the strongest stand user in jojo which simply isn’t true.
Edit: didn’t realise he was talking about jotaro however since he is still incorrect since he never stated up till that point it still stands.
@@Epsilon-5no. The comment was saying that just before Josuke healed him he got his shit rocked by Star Platinum, tbe strongest stand in JoJo up to that point.
thats not a sandwich, thats kira's fasionable handbag
CaptainSkelebones imagine if kira is actually an artists that makes almost realistic hands
CaptainSkelebones This comment is underated
Hielo Kasama well,... in part 8 kira's hand is beautiful so he made a silicone mold of his own hand and put it on display
CaptainSkelebones Your pun game is strong.
*Fabulous*
Kira: I have never left a clue in 15 years
Also Kira: levitates at an open window of a middle school and explodes a child right in front of his friends and classmates
Non-stand users don’t see the explosion noob
@@023Whiplash but they would see shigechi disappear noob
This comment thread goes NOOB NOOB
@@Scazoid you are right noob
@@azureshieldchannel1969 yes you are noob
I love how Kira never blinks during this scene. It gives him a very reptilian and predatory aura.
Does he blink in any of his scenes? (I haven't finished part 4 yet)
@@hahaimnotstraight Yeah, sometimes.
How did you notice that
Lol
You’re right! No wonder he feels creepy.
In those 5 minutes Kira learned that he’s not the only one with a Stand, that it’s called Stand, that there are probably many others with abilities, that abilities have different appearances, that stands have a range, that being tricky is the key to victory. Indeed so far his attacks have probably been straight up overpowering so no need to play it safe once engaged, yet here he’d be dead had he acted up.
that's why Kira is so good, he keeps his cool until he doesn't
Shigechi is the tutorial enemy in Yoshikage's bizarre adventure.
So a grown man just blew up a child over a sandwich
You obviously dont watch jojo or your trolling
Vmeme Hunter You can eat a hand in a sandwich :^I
he made a jojoke why are you upsetti?
I am wood
Blisse
His hairstyle got trashed so he forgot what even drawings are
yea...
David Bowie vs Discount Polpo
*compact Polpo
@@davidhong1934 more accurate description than it has any right to be.
Rar. Polpo
Dodoria
@@davidhong1934 Compolpo
Shigechi: Is this... a r-r-real human hand?
Kira: no.
*Part 4 EnD
"is that a human hand?"
"Yes. It belonged to my dead mother who died in a car accident and the hand was all they could recover. Please return it to me"
"Oh sorry"
@@joelneo2676 he said if anyone knew that he was carrying a hand around he wouldnt get any good nights sleep plus he would be a suspect to the killings goin around
Understandable, have a nice day
i love you
@@きずゆう i love you
"Kira Yoshikage wishes to live a quite life"
His stand is a literal bomb.
What the... Ma'am your child is using your account
@@ahmadhusain2741 awokwokwok
@@ahmadhusain2741 awokwokwokwok
@@ahmadhusain2741 anak ngentot
@@ahmadhusain2741awokawokawokawok also Lmao
1:03
Kira could've just said, "It's just a prank bro." And walked away.
I totally was expecting him to act that way, or at least even try.
I thought he'd say that this is a prank/a decoration for a horror film he's starring in.
I was really expecting him to do something like burst out laughing and say "Would you look at your face kid, it was like you've seen a ghost or something. I've worked three days on this
paper-mache and it paid out"
Alex, That One Shitposter he didn't cause there would be a chance that he wouldn't believe him which will cause stress and trouble his sleep
Le noble prince than he would have just killed him.
Joey Greetings and that's what he did
its plastic you JUST GOT PRANKED(walks away)
Kira's father: *uses condom*
*PART 4 ENDS*
protection 100
Loo
Joot the pillar men would still awaken
Name oh shit, no one would know hamon then
END OF JOJO
@@AnArbiterAwakens not actualy since they only awoke because straitz spilled speedwagon's crew blood
when u realized caring around human hands is a Jojos reference
Wow! I do a jojo reference daily!
@@ymanuelehernadez8558 Like breathing
@@tacticalwizard6358 like murdering kids
@@ymanuelehernadez8558 like eating sandwhiches
r/holup
"My stand is invincible!"
Kakyoin:yeah so is my emerald splash but jotaro shrugged it off and dio flicked it like a bug.
“Here’s 20 bucks, kid” PART 4 END
Killer queen has already touched that 20
Harvest can get like 1000yen in a day
"The hands a prop, kid" PART 4.. END?
Kira: uuuuuuh so uh my Stand thing makes me slowly die if i do not have this hand close to me at all times and our food bags accidentally got switched earlier so i got it back
Shigechi: oh, that makes sense have a nice day
SlewedBoot25934 that doesn’t make sense at all lol
"Now i can sleep well tonight"
Fitting
The Handy Man always finds a way to sleep well at night.
Josuke: I'm going to fix that reveal!
Graytness It's "Dorarararara"
Graytness Maybe use "Bites Za Dasto" and call Shigechi "boia"
Graytness We are fucking masters of the humor
Graytness Same
Kamina Sama you're *Crazy* little *B O I A*
Kira: "I want to live a quite life"
also Kira: "Kaboom?"
Yes Yoshikage Kaboom
@@EmperorProtects1 primary bomb: switch on
Yes, it’s intended irony. It also isn’t really an explosion but rather a disintegration stand that leaves no evidence
"Now I can relax and sleep well tonight"
Ah yes, right after flogging his log using that severed hand, imagining it was Mona Lisa's instead.
Finding this guy in the comments is kinda predictable, but ever think Henry stickmin appearing in his replies?
Henry Stickmin *distracts you*
@@CarlFromUp Seeing you in the replies surely was *distracting*
Well well we meet again
Senpai notice me
🐱 List of ways Kira is like a cat:
stretches
likes milk
likes sleep
well-groomed
rubs his face on things
licks stuff off of things
plays with his prey after it's killed
has to constantly groom his nails (claws!)
no matter the situation, always manages to come out on top (or rather, land on his feet!)
violent when threatened
....otherwise peaceful and confident in all aspects of life.
honestly even without his stand Killer Queen, Kira's character just SCREAMS cat-like.
Also: irl a female cat who can have kittens is called a “queen” cat. 🐱
most of the things you listed sound like normal human things
@@danate3849 Hm, yes, rubbing your face on some random woman's hand, literally killing something/someone and playing with it after it died, is totally normal for a human being.
Diavolo in the infinite death loop wait you guys don’t do that??
@@chonkeeh4158 nope, because I'm always the murder victim.
I mean I love DIO but Kira is just the best villain ever. His presence everytime he's on screen is incredible
Shallow Mallow
It’s because he isn’t over the top with ego and Kira can blend into any place.
He’s an average guy.
With a few differences.
Shallow Mallow I love Kira but it felt like he was massively under-utilised and sidelined in his own part until the plot needed to move forward, like how the only scenes we got with him was him doing things like obtaining Stray Cat, getting Bites the Dust, Hayato recording him doing shady shit while the main crew were just fucking around at restaurants, with girlfriends and just hanging out, if the plot was more them trying to find him and being attacked by stand users (like part 3) but instead it’s stuff like “Oh this tunnel is haunted imma check it out...OH NO AN ENEMY STAND USER”. He should affect them, making them scared to sleep at night, making them scared for their loved ones, but nobody cares and pretty much nobody dies except for 2 nothing characters purely for plot convenience, a pretty big annoyance considering the horrible casualties of parts 1, 2, 3 and 5 and the fact that there was SO MANY CHARACTERS like imagine if Okuyasu sacrificed himself to save Josuke, showing he had come full circle from villain to heroic friend or hair girl died for Koichi showing her true love and devotion but nah, everyone’s happy yaayyyy.
Also Josuke is bullshit op but I digress, Kira was underused and for such an amazing character that is a sin, like Yoshikage Kira has 2 moments before Kosaku Kira, he kills Shigetchi as an intro and has the fight with Sheer Heart Attack, incredible scenes but nowhere after this is that kind of brilliance (expect for his murdering of the woman for her hand but as this is how he kills, it had to be as awesome as his introduction), like even Jotaro was near enough dead after that scene, the guy who has the strongest stand ever and has the ability to stop time nearly got creamed by Kira, I love Kira just wished he was used better
@@agentdash8999 i mean, I'd say he wasn't exactly going to chase them to try to kill them, because he wasn't exactly trying to. his main goal is to live a life without worry, and if they don't know who he is, going after them would only add unnecessary eyes to his actions, as he was already struggling enough trying to learn the little things about Kosaku's life, ie handwriting, condiments he doesnt eat,etc.
needless to say, throughout some parts of the show you can see Kira walking in the background just to press even harder how much he doesn't want to be seen.
back to my main point, i don't think he was criminally underused, in fact he was the weakest fighter of a main villain they've encountered. the only thing he could do is lay traps (which was a one shot of course, but very situational). physically he stood no chance to a group of physical stands. so he just chilled. the reason i like him is because, he didn't know anything about stands, all he knew was that he had one and that he named it. the first time he heard them called "stand" is when shigechi told him. shigechi also told him that his stand was 1-2 meters and was ineffective far away, so that was more than enough for him to realize, "okay, in my next fight, maybe i should probably not get this close." considering he was just learning what stands were and the wide array of powers that they could have, i think he played his situation out just about as perfectly as one could.
Except in the end when he keeps getting bodied but gotta give it to him Kira is one sturdy man.
@@mistake1197 well again, in the end he was cornered by a bunch of physical stands. in the fight against josuke he was keeping that 5m distance, and only when he got in a direct fist fight did he begin lose. he does have one hell of a jaw to be taking those punches though
The fact that Kira kept his cool on seeing a Stand and didn't react in order not to compromise his identity makes him even cooler.
Only in jojo everyone know were located carotid artery
Its basic knowledge
@@FerunaLutelou belive me, but i know some person who don't know
We learn more in jojo than school
@@FerunaLutelou Not exactly. People learn different things at different points in their lives. You just sound like a dick...
@@KennyLunacy ikr
* Hand falls out of torn bag *
Kira: woah this really isn't my bag, bye have a good day
*PART 4 END*
At that point Shigechi asks the logical next question of why Kira would try so hard to steal the bag if it wasn’t his. Besides that Shigechi and the others already know there’s a serial killer loose, and even if Shigechi doesn’t immediately make the connection, Josuke and Okuyasu will once he tells them.
Yeah, but why would he do that, he loves killing people, and killing Shigechi is the safer option.
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Kira: You see, i work in theater and im in the prop department. Im on my way to work but it would look odd to walk around with a hand prop, and it would troublesome to have to explain that its a fake to others.
*PART 4 END*
@@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 Bruh I can't belive you mentioned Okuyasu.
Can we all talk how he could have just left by answering to Shigechi: "This is my sandwich I bought at St. Gentleman's, I even have the receipt" ?
Or just saying that hand was a prop or something, say he was being interviewed for the position of theater teacher or something.
@@run-rconfuzzle7993 it wouldn't work anyways
Shigechi saw him in the room through harvest.
@@run-rconfuzzle7993 dead hands smell y'know
@@AffyMoon
Fair point
Part 4 Kira is honeslty my favorite villain. He doenst show off like Dio, he isnt as paranoid as Diavolo in keeping his identity secret, and hes goal isnt World Conquest, he just wants a Quiet Life (and continue to murder women for their hands) wich make him unnerving.
He arguebly has one (well 2) of the most Powerfull Stands without it being a Time/Space/Reality Manipulation before he gets his new Ability from the Arrow, and doenst really do much with it (besides the murders).
His politeness and calm is better then Pucci, who also has a similar start and gave stand to other people to attack Jolyne, but Kira doenst really have a crew, His dad was the one who kept making Stand Users to stop Josuke and friends.
Every other JoJo villain: "I want to become so powerful I could rule the world with ease! No other life will surpass me!"
Kira: "just leave me alone, i don't want to deal with this"
4:36 I love killer queen’s look of absolute disdain toward Shigechi like he is some kind of lower life form that should’ve never even attempted interacting with Kira.
He always looks confused
He's right
I was trying not to cough up a hair ball, I diddnt mean to look fierce at all😳
Banana doppio you could at least spell Sherlock right before using his name to insult others
A lot of humanoid stands are like that, especially sentient ones. G.E.R., in his speech to Diavolo, talks about how one of his strongest desires is to protect Giorno, and he belittles Diavolo for wanting to harm and having different beliefs than him. Echoes Act 3 is extremely and entirely loyal to Koichi, and shows aggression to those that do Koichi injustice. Killer Queen probably isn't sentient, but I'm sure it wants Kira to keep living like he always has.
I expected this to be a meme, but then you just actually fixed it...
I think I'm disappointed.
I'm sorry, I'll delete my channel.
Jagotron dont do it you are the best
Jagotron Im sorry, but what did you fix?
Ericonamor crazy diamond fixed it
alvi syahri No, look it up. Joeske. actually says Craxy Diamond, but the subtitles say Shining Diamond.
Shigechi: "No, that bag is mine!"
Kira: "They don't have different bags for different people."
*Part 4 end*
Why this dont have comments? Oh wait
"But why did you come here anyway? Aren't you uh..middle-aged?"
Kira : "..But you see, you kind of stole my bag."
"But my bag was the one that was stolen, I saw it all!"
"..Huh?"
"..Mister?"
"He disappeared, I need to warn Josuke about this suspicious dude that might be the killer!"
_Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob._
To be fair, Shigechi had bought the last sandwich they were selling at St. Gentleman's, so it was only natural he'd suspect Kira had stolen it
Kira honestly should have found and brought Shigechi's bag with him. "Bit of a mix-up. You seem to have taken my bag. I think this one is yours."
Shigechi: "Stay away from me!"
Kira: *explains FNaF lore*
Shigechi: You give me creepy and unfamiliar vibes!! Back off!!
Kira: then i shall proceed to tell you a fairy tale about myself
My stand is stronger than yours Giorno
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Bitch go run your dumb ass mafia
Josuke Higashikata why didn’t you help me
@@shigekiyoyangu9030 I couldn't
"Is this a... R-real human hand?"
"No it's false hand"
"Understandable have a nice day"
End
“No it’s a false hand I decided to put a expensive ring on for some reason just felt like it”
"My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old, ect. *I work at a movie studio purchasing props for upcoming films, and this is not a real human hand."*
then just blow shigechi sky high the moment he turns around
@@jodamjoe2774 My name is YoshiKage Kire. No, not a real hand I am a jeweler and I created a replica of a very important client's hand so I can test new rings and market them to him
If Kira said that he would have lived longer
@Meme Kong it doesn’t have blood, maybe it was censorship, but even if it has blood, it was because if the hand didn’t have blood, it wouldn’t look like a realistic prop.
There is one think a villain taught me and that's that a regular sleep schedule is important!
And that ambulances are the strongest enemy’s
@giorno giovanna
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T H I N K
Honestly, this scene was terrifying, even if you hated shigechi. The sheer fear and panic.