Victoria Coren Mitchell's mad manual to bake off

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2020
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  • @shambhavi6285
    @shambhavi6285 3 роки тому +500

    Anyone know where I could watch the whole ep? As someone living in America, I don't get to enjoy these shows :'( and the link in the description has already been blocked because of copyright :/

    • @acasfs001
      @acasfs001 3 роки тому +54

      ua-cam.com/users/redirect?event=comments&stzid=UgzQkIroQO4umDb8B_l4AaABAg.8xEe79qUOv-8xEndHYnM95&q=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F%214o9gjYSK%21j6p0sc85Da2SWI7VBQc3Xg%21l8khzawK&redir_token=XpWH9v55rpvLq6VcM8jne0jLIgh8MTU4OTM4NzU0OEAxNTg5MzAxMTQ4

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  3 роки тому +31

      Which one is it? :)

    • @acasfs001
      @acasfs001 3 роки тому +45

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 S00E34

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  3 роки тому +51

      @@acasfs001 You're our hero, thank you! :)

    • @js0988
      @js0988 3 роки тому +20

      Sadly there isn't a legal way outside of the UK to watch these shows, guess they don't want the ad revenue and rather have people illegally download them!

  • @LaughingAndy
    @LaughingAndy 4 роки тому +2382

    What I love is that when Victoria had a shot of vodka she didn’t bat an eyelash but Ed and Chris were visibly shaken.

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 роки тому +97

      She does seem like the type to drink her booze neat and leave the ice for the hangover headache.

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 3 роки тому +116

      When she won the poker tournament she was downing red wine like a boss 😅 I love her so much.

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 3 роки тому +7

      @@Kirsten_is_cursed10 Won which one :)

    • @capcolombie3834
      @capcolombie3834 3 роки тому +45

      @@Gunman610 She's won two EPT tournaments, about £1,000,000 in total. the only person to have done so.

    • @RenaissanceEarCandy
      @RenaissanceEarCandy 3 роки тому +4

      A Ciara O'Doherty sort of energy.

  • @bananaboatcharlie
    @bananaboatcharlie 3 роки тому +873

    Victoria adding salt for "the crunch of the sea" had the same energy as James and his salty sea meringue, she was just more competent at actually getting the salt flavor in.

  • @Harrietmjones
    @Harrietmjones 4 роки тому +2039

    Victoria and David sound so similar, they’ve married their vocal matches. 😄❤️

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 роки тому +170

      I've noticed that too. Although her voice is a bit deeper and rougher which I love!!

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 3 роки тому +50

      Have you heard Jon and Lucy Richardson?
      These two couples are hilarious.

    • @cascade9584
      @cascade9584 3 роки тому +53

      Yeah the taj mahal line

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 3 роки тому +8

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 That's from years and years of very heavy smoking...

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 3 роки тому +26

      I'm sure I read somewhere that couples can start to sound and dress alike over time. It's a subconscious influence thing.. I don't know if that's the case here, though - I've never heard Victoria speak before she was with David

  • @FrankieBoi3000
    @FrankieBoi3000 3 роки тому +1015

    Looking forward to David demanding his food to look like the Taj Mahal now

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 3 роки тому +6

      … just to be difficult

  • @madgirllolly
    @madgirllolly 3 роки тому +1548

    Has there ever been a couple more suited than David and Victoria?

    • @raeserec535
      @raeserec535 3 роки тому +11

      @@pickledellies did you know that cleopatra had a kid with ceasar historians now name ceasarion, that was possibly killed by his own adopted son octavian so consolidate power

    • @madgirllolly
      @madgirllolly 3 роки тому +2

      @Arthur G. 😕

    • @Winston99
      @Winston99 3 роки тому +4

      Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler?

    • @ElixirOfEuphoria
      @ElixirOfEuphoria 3 роки тому +9

      @@Winston99 I heard they went out together.

    • @shork1847
      @shork1847 3 роки тому +1

      @@ElixirOfEuphoria most couples go out together it's nothing special

  • @alrc
    @alrc 3 роки тому +674

    The Taj Mahal comment was the most David thing I’ve ever heard Victoria say 😂

    • @era_s
      @era_s 3 роки тому +104

      The enunciation was *exactly* how David would have done as well.

  • @DomenBremecXCVI
    @DomenBremecXCVI 3 роки тому +2004

    "My husband is grateful to have food put in front of him, he doesn't demand that it also looks likes Taj Mahal."
    David is just so weird

    • @hcrun
      @hcrun 3 роки тому +109

      No he's not. He's wise.

    • @loop4x454
      @loop4x454 3 роки тому +76

      ít would be weird to do demand it tho, dont get your comment

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 роки тому +115

      @@loop4x454 Sarcasm doesn't really read well, I know.

    • @ThunderGodCid
      @ThunderGodCid 3 роки тому +30

      I heard that and immediately imagined the Always Sunny theme playing as it cuts to white text on a black background: 'David demands that it also looks like the Taj Mahal'.

    • @lexwithbub
      @lexwithbub 3 роки тому +23

      I'm very surprised he DOESN'T demand it also look like the Taj Mahal, that's just the kind of thing you'd expect of David Mitchell. 😂

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 3 роки тому +498

    Move over Posh and Becks, you've been replaced as the world's favourite David and Victoria

    • @sirdetmist3204
      @sirdetmist3204 3 роки тому +12

      Posh isnt even half as attractive as Victoria, like not even close.

    • @anon5252
      @anon5252 3 роки тому +3

      Give yourself a pat on the back, Sir! Very good.

    • @eddiewinehosen6665
      @eddiewinehosen6665 3 роки тому +1

      Posh and Becks were never the world's favourite. Just the most well known, Posh is an anorectic and Becks one of the most overrated footballers to ever play the sport!

  • @emilymesch7537
    @emilymesch7537 3 роки тому +249

    I really appreciate how at 2:29, Victoria puts on a deliberate and faithful David Mitchell impersonation for a beat before going back to her more standard voice.

  • @MikeThomassen
    @MikeThomassen 3 роки тому +70

    David's quote on making pie is still the greatest quote in the history of The Bake Off: "Make pork pies, you are joking, that's what factories are for"....

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 4 роки тому +458

    When she said she did the cooking and added she liked spices and strong flavours...
    I had a vision of her serving dinner, David taking a bite and spewing fire like a dragon.

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 роки тому +59

      Oh I didn't even think of that. You're right, he doesn't seem like "a big adder of strongly tasting things" as Victoria put it!

    • @spottydog7143
      @spottydog7143 3 роки тому

      Haha YES

    • @jase_allen
      @jase_allen 3 роки тому +28

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 Probably not, but he's grateful to have food place in front of him as Victoria said. Doesn't even need it to also look like the Taj Mahal.

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 роки тому +14

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 In his book, he does say his preferred meal if eating out is a curry, so I'm not sure he's as scared of spice as one might assume.

    • @michaelstern5357
      @michaelstern5357 3 роки тому

      Anyone know where I could watch the whole ep? As someone living in America, I don't get to enjoy these shows :'( and the link in the description has already been blocked because of copyright :/

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 3 роки тому +294

    She sounded just like her husband when she talked about him 😂

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +29

      "That is also..." Mitchellian pause "reSEMble the Taj Mahal" Mitchellian syllabic emphasis

  • @TheKastellan
    @TheKastellan 3 роки тому +106

    2:34 I love how she can almost perfectly imitate her husband with something you can imagine him saying

  • @albertwarren641
    @albertwarren641 4 роки тому +371

    I didn't realise James Acaster stole the salt joke from Victoria

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 роки тому +7

      Which salt joke?

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 роки тому +160

      James added a bunch of salt in his show stopper randomly when he was on bake off just for a laugh. Victoria had it planned as part of her recipe and genuinely tried to make it taste good (I assume). So not sure if the two are connected but yeah... she did it first :D

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 роки тому +2

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 thank you! :)

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 роки тому +16

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 This is such a baller move, and something that is very close to peak Acaster-energy.

  • @COM70
    @COM70 3 роки тому +233

    David is a very lucky man. And Victoria is a very lucky woman.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому +24

      They're the perfect kind of matching insane.

    • @myrianrose3619
      @myrianrose3619 3 роки тому +7

      Yup. I'm really happy for both of them

  • @connorsmith7804
    @connorsmith7804 3 роки тому +186

    This lady is my ultimate celebrity crush!!! David Mitchell is a lucky man!

    • @BriansBrain
      @BriansBrain 3 роки тому +5

      She is the ideal woman (well, in my opinion at least anyway)

    • @lokisfriend
      @lokisfriend 3 роки тому +6

      I have crushed on David for some time now too, I say Victoria is very lucky as well.

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 3 роки тому +1

      I SAW HER FIRST!!

    • @peterhodge570
      @peterhodge570 3 роки тому +1

      She's been mine for quite some time.id love her to show me her muffins in private

    • @kumquatmagoo
      @kumquatmagoo 3 роки тому +3

      I'm here to turn myself in to Victoria horny jail.

  • @kentishmale1969
    @kentishmale1969 3 роки тому +75

    She is seriously gorgeous!!! One of the very best smiles ive ever seen - David is a lucky lucky man !! :)

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  3 роки тому +14

      It's so infectious! I couldn't stop smiling while editing :)

    • @tomcutts9200
      @tomcutts9200 3 роки тому +18

      As a friend of mine put it when he heard they were a couple... "I can't decide of which of them I'm more jealous!"

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 роки тому

      @onmy computer2020gal She's won two main events in the European Tour, not the World Championship. She is the only woman to win two main events on the tour, an impressive resume even though she's not a world champ. :)

  • @me4901
    @me4901 3 роки тому +59

    She was robbed!. The concept of her ocean cake was brilliant. It shouldn't just look like the sea, it should taste like the salt air as well. it wasn't meant to be a standard sweet cake. it was a concept. It was a piece of art and none of the judges appreciated it.

    • @giggy7935
      @giggy7935 7 місяців тому

      Honestly savoury baking is so under-appreciated. Not everybody LIKES sweet stuff. I'd much rather have an ocean cake or a bloody mary muffin

  • @DeathbatDrone
    @DeathbatDrone 3 роки тому +16

    I like how Victoria briefly turned into David when she talked about him.

  • @AvaxPompea
    @AvaxPompea 3 роки тому +14

    When she said the thing about food looking like the Taj Mahal it sounded exactly like something David would say it and how he’d say it. Just further proves they’re perfect for each other

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 роки тому +15

    1:15
    _"Oh, Victoria! Can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?!"_
    _"Indeed you do, Ed, except, of course, it's not really a_ nugget, _is it? It's more of a green Play-Doh."_

  • @wunnell
    @wunnell 3 роки тому +164

    "The crunch of the sea"? Is that when you get sand in your mouth?

    • @interstaffing
      @interstaffing 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, because your lady friend was sitting in the sand. oo-er missus.
      cheers.

  • @StarkRG
    @StarkRG 3 роки тому +85

    David Mitchell is one of the luckiest men on the planet. That said, as a straight man, I could be much worse off than spending the rest of my life with David Mitchell.

  • @mikefox248
    @mikefox248 3 роки тому +5

    Victoria - the Thinking Mans crumpet what an absolute babe.

  • @k13ehr
    @k13ehr Рік тому +4

    She's just such a joy to watch in so many ways.

  • @dariaobrien
    @dariaobrien 4 роки тому +61

    Thank you for including David! This manual is hilarious and mad indeed

  • @barbaralamson7450
    @barbaralamson7450 3 роки тому +9

    Very grateful to the person who shared this. I was watching David Mitchell and Victoria was mentioned. Brilliant.

  • @amyschoeppich
    @amyschoeppich 3 роки тому +27

    This was an absolute joy to watch. Thanks for posting!

  • @iksigrek5084
    @iksigrek5084 4 роки тому +49

    She is sweet an bloody clever woman 🤩🤩🤩🤩 David hit the Jackpot

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 3 роки тому +17

    Victoria is absolutely beautiful. Gorgeous face and smile.

  • @Bobainthome
    @Bobainthome 3 роки тому +5

    I love this woman; not as a man loves a woman but I love that this woman is in this world.

  • @rtaylor565
    @rtaylor565 3 роки тому +9

    My husband is grateful to have food put infront of him, he doesn’t also demand that is resembles the Taj Mahal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt 9 місяців тому +3

    They should do a celeb couples bake off. Not just like married people but also comedy double acts, famous pairs or father and son combos. There's certainly a lot of them on UK tv to pick from

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin 3 роки тому +10

    "Impress the judges"
    Easy, it's Victoria, they're guaranteed to be impressed

  • @kaufmirsterne
    @kaufmirsterne 2 роки тому +6

    i still cannot believe just *how* similar her and david's senses of humor are lmao

  • @sparey4431
    @sparey4431 Рік тому +2

    David managing to pull someone like, Victoria shows the rest of us have a chance in life 😂

  • @JamesHardiman99
    @JamesHardiman99 2 роки тому +1

    Oh golly but she's gorgeous!

  • @MassiveFoot29
    @MassiveFoot29 3 роки тому +6

    After watching her watching poker composure this is such a chaotic alternative

  • @lolamcgreed
    @lolamcgreed 3 роки тому +11

    In 10 years, if I look as good as Victoria I'll be ecstatic 😍

  • @grantdilley3574
    @grantdilley3574 3 роки тому +24

    She is so fit

  • @Em-zp1ys
    @Em-zp1ys 4 роки тому +17

    Yay, thank you for making it!!

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 3 роки тому +18

    One of my favorite power couples.
    Their kids will rule the world one day.

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 2 роки тому +1

    Everything I see Victoria in makes me understand David Mitchell on a spiritual level. It seems impossible not to fall in love.

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 3 роки тому +2

    I love her, she is great, funny personality beautiful, and intelligent 🥰💪👍

  • @lillitnn92
    @lillitnn92 3 роки тому +2

    OMG, Victoria with her hair pulled up is heaven!!

  • @joanne4758
    @joanne4758 3 роки тому +1

    Wonderful - Watching from New Zealand = thanks for posting. Stay well all.

  • @lanedropify
    @lanedropify 3 роки тому +2

    She is a delight

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 3 роки тому +5

    Loved that ending ❤️

  • @mayredfern4593
    @mayredfern4593 3 роки тому +7

    Sorry but I can now imagine David asking Victoria to make him a replica of the Hanging Gates of Babylon out of cake after that comment about the Taj Mahal

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum 2 роки тому

    Truly one of the most amazing women alive. Mr. Mitchell is one VERY lucky sod.

  • @COM70
    @COM70 3 роки тому +7

    Victoria and David Mitchell would be my fantasy ideal dinner guests. I don’t believe in celebrity but they are as close as I come to that idolatry.

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G 3 роки тому +1

    she is so freaking adorable.

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 2 роки тому +1

    2:35 I love moments like that when her inner David Mitchell speaks up

  • @itschrispretorius
    @itschrispretorius 3 роки тому +7

    aw i came here from the comment about her wearing the sunglasses on day 2 after drinking the vodi. but i was not disappointed lol

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  3 роки тому +5

      I thought about including that but felt bad because she only wore them shortly to cut onions! :D

    • @itschrispretorius
      @itschrispretorius 3 роки тому

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 ooou good to know. thanks! x

  • @housey4297
    @housey4297 Рік тому +1

    David you are a lucky lucky man.

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 2 роки тому +2

    2:29 is exactly how she argues with Greg on Taskmaster

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 3 роки тому +3

    She's great!! 🙂👏🥰

  • @dvaidr
    @dvaidr 2 роки тому +1

    She's a really lovely girl.

  • @mldt5188
    @mldt5188 2 роки тому +1

    she's beautiful and intelligent

  • @charliehorse1967
    @charliehorse1967 3 роки тому +1

    Ed Balls is possibly the politician with the best genuine personality on the planet.

  • @pyrobryan
    @pyrobryan 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, I didn't realize that was where she got the Mitchell in her name. Good for you, David!

  • @cameronjames3499
    @cameronjames3499 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta love that husky voice over talking about Victoria's savory muffin.

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 8 місяців тому

    She's great victoria, very funny , awesome person ❤

  • @capcolombie3834
    @capcolombie3834 3 роки тому

    She is just so adorable and scrummy.

  • @imansfield
    @imansfield Рік тому

    I bloody love VCM!

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 3 роки тому

    I’m obsessed with her.

  • @2Treesandahorse
    @2Treesandahorse 3 роки тому +1

    And a poker champion to boot. You go lady.

  • @dozergyp
    @dozergyp 3 роки тому +1

    Victoria Is such a beautiful person, 💕

  • @jamespaton3853
    @jamespaton3853 Рік тому +1

    Gorgeous intelligent and delightful woman.

  • @hpfl905e
    @hpfl905e 3 роки тому +7

    All you lot stop stealing my thoughts please. I don't like knowing that everyone else also knows how beautiful and perfect she is. I'm sure David wakes up, looks at himself in the mirror, laughs uncontrollably and then slaps himself hard just to make sure that he's not still dreaming. No wonder he's so clever. He's practically gotten away with the heist of the century!

    • @hpfl905e
      @hpfl905e 3 роки тому

      @Anna M. I didn't say he doesn't (whatever you meant). I think that he is so aware and grateful that he slaps himself (hard) upon waking every day just to make sure that it's real! David discusses his luck with Victoria at length in his book. I wish them the best always!

  • @michaels1422
    @michaels1422 3 роки тому +13

    I'm always dazzled by Victoria's muffins.

    • @haunter4708
      @haunter4708 3 роки тому +1

      Michael S
      Scrolled all the way to the bottom for this comment.

  • @cadmus777
    @cadmus777 3 роки тому +4

    All things considered, one of the most attractive females on the planet!

  • @zoelyons1264
    @zoelyons1264 3 роки тому +1

    the crunch of the sea

  • @morti8845
    @morti8845 3 роки тому +2

    She and David fit so well together

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 роки тому

    Loved that ending

  • @billhester8821
    @billhester8821 3 роки тому +1

    David, she's just a cutie.. and really smart.
    Good for you lad.

  • @jt364
    @jt364 2 роки тому

    Well done on this video:)

  • @sinki19841984
    @sinki19841984 3 роки тому +1

    My god she's perfect...

  • @SM-pk7pg
    @SM-pk7pg 3 роки тому +1

    David Mitchell...is a lucky cookie.

  • @nez9751
    @nez9751 Рік тому

    The most delicious thing in this is Victoria

  • @bubbaguy4411
    @bubbaguy4411 3 роки тому +18

    For those that are unaware....Victoria pursued David. Seriously...this just shows that there is truly someone for everyone out there...

  • @meahoohenehene
    @meahoohenehene 3 роки тому +1

    "do we know what colour a jellyfish is?". Depends on the flavour.

  • @sirdetmist3204
    @sirdetmist3204 3 роки тому +1

    David Mitchell might just the luckiest man on planet earth.
    She's over twice my age and I'm not even into older women and I cant describe how attractive she is on so many levels.

  • @shaneya1
    @shaneya1 3 роки тому +2

    Sooooo attractive.

  • @sophiemartin5757
    @sophiemartin5757 3 роки тому +1

    ‘the crunch of the sea’

  • @Michael2t
    @Michael2t 3 роки тому +1

    Don't give David ideas. Or you will end baking the Taj Mahal

  • @Miners666
    @Miners666 3 роки тому +7

    The first girl I ever fancied both looked and sounded like Victoria Coren. Unfortunately for me I'm no David Mitchell.

  • @classicraceruk1337
    @classicraceruk1337 3 роки тому

    David would not dare argue with you Victoria!!!!!!!

  • @davidmccarthy6053
    @davidmccarthy6053 3 роки тому +2

    She’s got a lovely face.

  • @davidpilkinton8465
    @davidpilkinton8465 2 роки тому

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Victoria. David M you lucky SOB

  • @meow-px6kk
    @meow-px6kk 3 роки тому +1

    imagine if david did demand his food looked like the taj mahal.

  • @Wembzor
    @Wembzor 3 роки тому +3

    Im 29 and Victoria is my dream woman.

  • @frankyw8803
    @frankyw8803 3 роки тому

    I actually love this lady .. damn you Mitchell .lol

  • @alexanderjkirk9090
    @alexanderjkirk9090 3 роки тому +4

    Ed Balls: "Because Victoria is so competitive..."
    Bro, she's a fucking poker champion. What did you expect??

  • @pinkievalo
    @pinkievalo 2 роки тому

    When she say “you’ve got a green play dough in your hand” she sound like my mom telling me not to play with my food

  • @Splotched
    @Splotched 2 роки тому +1

    She's rather attractive

  • @TheManWithManyNames
    @TheManWithManyNames 8 місяців тому

    David is really lucky he's got himself a spicy and wholesome wife and beautiful. May we all be so lucky to have that as a partner.

  • @mcmage5250
    @mcmage5250 3 роки тому

    2:29 literally got me rolling on the floor i cant

  • @SillyMoustache
    @SillyMoustache 3 роки тому

    0:39 Vicky always dazzles me with her muffins.