Armin Arlert Becomes A Dark God
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- Опубліковано 18 лис 2024
- Yes. THAT scene. Happy holidays.
TRANSCRIPT:
Commander: Armin Arlert!
Armin: ME-ow!!!
Commander: Is what they say true? Are you truly a FUCKED UP little shit?
Armin: Well, I think I'm perfectly normal, but I may have desires some might classify as 'off'
Commander: Okay Private Arlert. We're going to play a little game, one that will determine not only your survival, but that of your bitch friends as well.
Armin: Sir, this is a horrific misuse of command power ---
Commander: SILENCE! Armin Arlert, I challenge you to a personal duel to the DEATH! We shall fight with words to determine once and for all...WHO IS THE MOST FUCKED UP HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET?!”
Armin's eyes narrow.
Armin: Now THIS, I can do.
EPIC MUSIC
Armin: I play with human dolls!
Commander: I play with human lives!
Armin: I laugh at death!
Commander: I worship Satan on the weekends!
Armin: Satan worships me!
Commander: I lick tears off of orphans!
Armin: I call arson a career!
Commander: I joined the military to watch people die!
Armin: I celebrate human failure.
Commander: I send men to certain death.
Armin: I harass the elderly.
Commander: I inject my soldiers with disease!
Armin: I throw rocks at the homeless.
Commander: Oh yeah?! Well you wouldn't know anything about this because you're a virgin, but casualties are my favorite form of sexual foreplay!
Armin is shocked, near defeat.
Commander: Yes! Hahahahahaha! Foolish child! You thought you could match wits with the worst of us and win. You played the cards of a petulant boy, Armin Arlert. Now, you and your friends will die. Prepare to fire!
Armin turns his head to look at his friends, worried. Cuts to Eren and Mikasa looking back, encouraging him, egging him on.
Mikasa (inner thoughts): Armin, I know you can still win this. I believe in you.
Eren (inner thoughts): There's nobody creepier than you. You've got this!
Armin: (inner thoughts) You thought you were fighting a mere mortal?! You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind???!
Armin turns into a Dark Lord.
Armin: FOOL! I shall drown you in the maelstorm of my nightmares! My tentacles will twist and contort your throat as I throttle you with visions of hemaphroditic succubi and violent Oedipal rape fantasies!!! I will take your cities. I will subjugate your children. I will rape and devour your armies. But you, only you, will remain alive. So you may bear testament to my will and ultimate REVENGEANCE!!!
SUBTITLES: Maria Samigulina
...sometimes I worry about the stuff I write.
He’s literally the embodiment of what marleyans think of eldians
Yep, good thing s4 armin is holding back. If he went 100 percent gabi would have been traumatized. He is a dark lord but a caring one
LMAOO imagine if they do season 4 and armin joins the marley military to attack paradis 😭😭😭
how do you think of this
lmao underrated
Don’t tell that to mr whiskers
"There's nobody creepier than you. You got this!"
This is exactly what I want to hear from my best friends too.
emmyhippogriff That IS what I hear from my friends...
Emmyhippogriff I wouldn't say that
Nagito Komeada 1#
Armin Artlert #2
I spelled his name wrong get used to it ppl
Honestly this Armin scene forms 90% of my personality
HoPe
"SATAN...WORSHIPS...MEEEEEE!!!" -Armin Arlert, 2014
guy:I WORSHIP SATAN ON THE WEEKENDS!
Armin:SATAN WORSHIPS MEEEE! I love dat part
LameGamer98 Fuck yeah!
I need a t-shirt with that quote and Armin's face from 1:40 stat!
TheJelloOverlord64 I said that to my friends they believed me
ihearttails I would totally buy one
All hail the Crimson King
Kakashi The Copy Ninja It just fucking works.
Confusion will be my epitaph in the court of the crimson king
Hail the crimson king
This is so beautiful
#GetHimHisWaifu #MoreSacrificesMustBeMade
Who's stronger?
Colossal Armin
Or our Dark Lord Armin
A colossal dark lord armin.
I mean, why not both.
TRICK QUESTION FOR HE IS BOTH
Isn't he both
is that a question? ofc our 2nd Satan mr. aRmin aRleRt
What about Ghidorah Armin?
"SATAN! WORSHIPS! MEEE!"
This killed me.
r u still ded
saaammee
@@R1carl0 Probably
@@YusufAli-cf8fp only 2 years late to reply
@@R1carl0
He probably died due to arson
"Armin Arlert of Earth. You have the ability to instill great fear. Welcome to the Sinestro Corps."
Abominatrix650 nah the black ring will come ruing to him
@@charlescalvin8007 I'm pretty sure the black ring only bonds to the dead. Plus, it's kind of parasitic.
And he'll be running it by lunch!
He can get Green, Yellow, Blue and Red.
Green for his willpower and *ehm Imagination
Yellow for the fear he instills in the ones around him
Red for the all consuming rage inside him
And Blue for the hope he has that one day the world will bow to him
Guys! God loves y’all so much❤️he gave his only son Jesus Christ to die for us sinners. God is good. May we put our whole trust in Jesus Christ our Saviour because he is “the way, the truth and the life.” (John 14:6). Repent, love, hope and have faith. 🙏
Since both of them were voiced by Tom... I imagine what it looked like in the studio. Talking to himself in two different voices, throwing lines like... These. All with the whole cast watching. Ouch.
You realize there's a behind the scenes video of exactly what you just described, right?
Yeah...they were pretty horrified. But they knew what to expect, muahahahaha
WarriorBoy Really? *checks* ... DAMMIT GLITCHY SUB BOX!
Here you go dude:
ua-cam.com/video/lox3TkThGOU/v-deo.html
The part you're looking for is about 7:12, enjoy.
TheLastShogun Glad to know mine isn't the only one. When he uploaded this, it said he uploaded 4 videos.
If we had this Armin in season four, this would have brought Eren back to him and Mikasa
And this version of Mikasa would have probably tied eren down and taken him to pound town. Reinar would have taught the new warriors the ways of pound town
Drunk Levi would've turned into a titan due to doing shots of spine fluid alcohol
@@auberginemanproductions1608 he can't he is ackerman
@@auberginemanproductions1608 Levi would’ve drunk all the wine making Zeke’s plan pointless
@@shadowvladimir917 It would be terrifying if the Ackermans are actually immune to Zeke's scream.
"I CELEBRATE HUMAN FAILURE!!!"
me: aw thats nice. hes celebrating me lol
He's celebrating me to! He's such a sweetheart isn't he?
Same
Same
Same
I like dark humour but holy fuck
The fellowship consists of:
Eren: Dan random guy with powers
Mikasa: The Asian War Goddess
Armin: The God of Darkness and everything Fucked up in this world.
amen to that
devin baker Armin to That*
Much better
and then Jean: that one guy we don't care about
eren is more like the underpowered protagonist even with a superpower that makes him overpowered and still sucks at everthing
Armin partially completes his transformation in Chapter 85.
Dude don't spoil the manga! Some these people probably haven't seen that part yet, unless everyone did then who cares, right?
Pieter du Toit BLAME THE JEWS!!!
Pieter du Toit anyone can tell you Armin is the colossal Titan shifter on chapter 84 due to him eating Bertolt when he was turned into a Titan
ULTRA MEGA HYPER SPOILER ALERT:
Is incredible how Armin is doing at least part of what he said on Marley in chap 103 tomandre Do you work for kodansha?
Night Rouge why
" SATAN WORSHIPS ME!"
~ Armin Arlert
Lol that's my favourite part
Cassie Schwing yeah 😂😂😂😂
Barman not Alert
Gotta admit, Armin’s speech is genuinely terrifying. The music really helps.
“I play with human dolls!”
“I play with human LIVES!!!”
I can’t.
“I laugh at death!”
“I worship Satan on the weekends!”
“SATAN!! WORSHIPS! ME!!!!”
“I lick tears off of orphans!”
“I call arson a career!”
“I joined the military to watch people die!”
“I celebrate human failure!”
“I send men to certain death!”
“I harass the elderly!”
“I inject my soldiers with disease!”
Guy: Armin Artlert
Armin: meeow.
Me: what so you're a cat now?
Neko~! MEEOOOOW~!!!!
+Armin Arlert Another cat. Damn all these cats
Kelsey Eddington I-it was Mr. Whiskers!!
Wiliam Cousins What so there are now 3 cats?
+Wiliam Cousins Meow back to u
turn on subtitles
you'll have a good time
I had a great time
+Shinigami Sama i laughed too hard
"Polish child! You thought you could win against a faucet!" Dying haha
That was the most fun I've ever had
+Shinigami Sama IM PACKAGE HELP ME!!!
"I WORSHIP SATAN ON THE WEEKENDS!"
"SATAN WORSHIPS *ME*"
My poor sides.
The fact that I have this entire thing memorized and I repeat it almost daily is slightly concerning
I almost did it. Then I realized my entire Christian family may, or may not like this
Only slightly
Are you satan?
After the speech
Captin-" l....let them go..."
Soldier-"what captin?! We can't just l-"
Captin-" you want to put that....that thing in OUR prison?! And we obviously cant kill that monster!.........let them go...."
🤣that made my day thank you
"Oh, and Eren could leave anytime he wanted to with his Titan power too."
When you think this is funny and try to show you're friends but they refuse to watch it because its, and I quote, 'gay anime shit'. I need some more friends that enjoy this as much as me.
i!I'm_ Libra!i Yeah! Except one of my friends actually likes AoT.. But.. He doesn't give a shit anymore.
I JUST DID THAT HOLY SHIT
Omg thats so sad, I feel you ._.
Fuck what your friends think they probably like to watch a bunch of gingers run around a room in shorts tossing a ball to one end from the other
Or just new friends all together
When he said "RAPE" I was like "HOLD UP"
Saul Reyes lol
Saul Reyes Lol me too
Rage Guy1343
I would never say that.
Saul Reyes when i read ur comment and i also misread it lol
NO HOMO
"There's nobody creepier than you"
Armin: I play with human dolls!
Sir: I play with human LIVES!
Me: You speak as though there's a difference between them.
... oh shit, did I say that out loud?
haha our leaders played our lives everytime we go to war its pretty accurate and i love to see people dying so thats two
Me: Human lives. HAH! They're nothing but acceptable casualties to me
Brandon Adrien Dark Lord Lvl:10000
Armin: I play with human dolls!
Sir: i play with human Lives
Me: I play With lego figures that rape each other and later gouge out their eyes just to fall asleep with socks on!
FBI Open Up!
_Placing hand-sown doll into pentagram_ Time to send their soul to my realm, where no god can reach them
Fuck did I say that out loud?
“I worship Satan on the weekends!”
“SATAN... WORSHIPS... ME!”
I call arson a career!
Normally repeating lines in videos is stupid.
But your avatar is so perfect for it.
Do you mean I call abortion a career
That's the reason I wanna be a doctor!
No body beats me and my creepy armin in creepiness
Armin worships me now!
I showed my friend who's a huge attack on titan fan this video and told him that this is literally how Armin is throughout this series
K
Cyclone Gamer k
+Sage Latios k , KKK = WE ARE RACIST TOGETHER
+Sage Latios k
I beleive that those candles are seals put on him and when they all go out his true dark powers will be unleashed theres one left
+TheNikkiHolmes Annie. Annie is the final seal.
We shall see, my friend Nikki, we shall see...
Correct.
Ironic how Armin is the one talking about rape fantasies, considering he was almost... Eh... Eeeehhhh...
Yeahh😂 twice😂
My poor boy
@Chicken Tendere 🤣🤣
Spoiler
His first kiss was stolen by an okapi titan that is supposed to be Annie's🤣
@@siaa1240 that was some tongue action if I ever saw one
LMAO. When he dressed as Historia.
Commander: I AM THE MOST FU**ED UP PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
Armin: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!!!!!
Our battle will be legendary....
iT DAMN SURE WAS
Guys! God loves y’all so much❤️he gave his only son Jesus Christ to die for us sinners. God is good. May we put our whole trust in Jesus Christ our Saviour because he is “the way, the truth and the life.” (John 14:6). Repent, love, hope and have faith. 🙏
@@kri_zleybear What the fuck?
How to win a rap battle.
you mean rape battle?
@@pauliuskaskoks1153 hahajajajajajs
Guys! God loves y’all so much❤️he gave his only son Jesus Christ to die for us sinners. God is good. May we put our whole trust in Jesus Christ our Saviour because he is “the way, the truth and the life.” (John 14:6). Repent, love, hope and have faith. 🙏
@@kri_zleybear what
@@kri_zleybear You’ve been really good at killing my smiles nobody gives a shit about god right now we’re trying to enjoy Armin
Armin:when times got rough I prayed to Ghandi
Eren:whos that?
Armin:THE GOD OF WAR!
My reaction: I love armins ideas
Yeah, Armin is thr best. "NO MR. WHISKERS!! BAD KITTY, BAD BAD KITTY!" - Armin Arlert
johnny doucet that's a reference to the civ series I think
Saul Reyes wait what CIV??
Blader INC game. Civilization V. in that game, gandhi is known as god of war because he like to throw nuclear at other player XD
M.syahroni Rasyid oh wait it was a civ glicth
"SATAAAN WORSHIPS MEEEEEEE." (Oh okay then) You guys made me sound like Death The Kid.
Αямιи Αяℓєят when you were turned into a Titan (chapter 84 of the official manga) how did Bertolt taste? and this showed you had pride
Shinji Jaeger spoilers much?
Lol
Αямιи Αяℓєят is ok for now the fandom reclaim his dark king
"ALL HAIL ARMIN THE CRIMSON KING"
bruh u got like a killcount of 10000
Armin is my favorite character in the original show and this.
why sameeee😭
Ok but the “SATAN WORSHIPS ME” line is very clever. How did Armin not win this?
He does
Never gets old
Ever
@@user-rk1nr5wb8j you mean just like a kid obsessed with fortnite
It still doesn’t get old 😼
still doesnt
Still doesn't
Armingeddon is starting.
And this is why we love armin
Armene*
Funny how this is relevant to the story now.
And where exactly do you think they got the idea from? I have my theory’s.
armin,armin, you ARE the devil that gave imir the power of the titans.
"GASP" now that's a plot twist
This scene is so awesome that my guild in AoTTG is now *Armin's ULTIMATE REVENGEANCE* (and my name is Cthulhu in honour of Kitts' team's attempt at a sacrifice).
+Distracted Globe Productions That is friggin AWESOME!!! Sometime when I get free from editing I'd love to play with you all!
tomandre I've been noticed by Tom-heichou!
TheNikkiHolmes *Attack on Titan Tribute Game* (by Feng Lee).
It's not possible to create an account, so you have to use RC Mod, which you can download by searching Google for "AoTTG RC".
+Distracted Globe Productions I'm joining that guild now.
What's AoTTG
Even if TeamFourStar is ever able to continue their Attack on Titan Abridged, they will never ever be able to top this scene.
i actually just watched a portion of it with a good friend, we got to the sarge (where he does his epic rant in a slap on titan) and he's so fucking tame.
it hurted after seeing how bad ass sarge is in this.
First Alucard was a girl in the 1940's.
Now he's a blonde boy...
Alex Better give that blonde boy a 40in plasma wide screen tv(with Netflix) or were all screwed!
Haha omg that's sounds about right
Egganator13 70 inch. No 3d (it's a fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!).
+Egganator13 Give that bitch a 40 inch plasma wide screen, bitches love 40 inch plasma wide screens.
+Jason Carl Del Rosario and cannons!
i like to believe that the changes in shading and lighting are actually because of Armin unleashing the darkness within him, and not just artistic effects in editing. like, the world actually turns purple and stuff, while he's opening the dark gates of his inner Mordor upon the unsuspecting citizens of the Garrison.
I can imagine of the abridged kept goin, we'd see Armin really hold back in Marley after he unleashed the colossal at the docks, "No Mr. Whiskers, the plan was to stay HERE!!"
I could sit here for hours watching a competition between these two.
Ikr.
Funny thing actually. These two going back and forth are apparently voiced by the same person. It would still be funny to see one man talking to himself in 2 different voices like he has a SPS or split personality syndrome or something like that
Armin was my favourite character in the original..............he has now improved and has been promoted my favourite character in anime!
***** WHAT?! *THE FUCK*
Holy shit not even satan can think of things that bad...then again???
0:41 “I joined the military to watch people die!” *Wait didn’t Armin join for the same thing?*
Yeah.
“I harass the elderly”
LMFAO
"I inject my soldiers with disease"
This is literally the best video ever
Armin: "I shall become the god of the new world" (Death note reference) XD
Armin's gonna take a potato chip and eat it.
Light and armin should team up and rule the new world
Imagine of Eren had the death note book... It would be full of the word TITANS.
@@bleach_45 And that potatoe chip was Bert.
MEOW
A Steaming Caulrdon Of Sexual Needs And Desires why the MEOW?...are you a neko?
Dragon Guzman *not sure if "wooosh" or joking*
TheDaxter11 For sure woosh
I love how your account is a slap on titan Armin.
pog
I cant i died at
SATAN WORSHIPS ME! every singke damn time
Same
Yes
1:54 Armin: And I took that literally
LOL
Ah yess the God of Destruction 🔥🔥 Crimson king
You're taking it too far, Yurio!
Oh wait...
Phil's Eyelash omg yasss
Armin has always been my favourite and now... THANK YOU ILY AND ARMIN EVEN MORE NOW
The characters in this parody are way better than in the actual show
I KNOW! They actually have a personality!
Ay shut your stupid ass up
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 the heck you taking to you oaf?
@@littlesadeo what is a character with or without personality and character development ?
Especially Kitz.
“Armin Arlert!”
“MeOw!”
All the voice ACTORS Are SOO good and fitting. Erens va is really fitting for him!
After nearly two months I can quote this word for word! Here it is!
Guy: Armin Artlert!
Armin: Meow!
Guy: Is what they say true? Are you truly a fucked up little shit?
Armin:Well, I think I'm perfectly normal, but I may have some desires others classify as...off.
Guy: Okay Private Arlert, we're gonna play a little game. One that will not only determine your survival but that of your bitch friends as well.
Armin: Sir this is a horrific misuse of command-
Guy: Silence! Armin Artlert I challenge you to a personal duel to the death! We shall fight with words to determine once and for all...Who is the most fucked up human being on this planet!
Armin: Now this, I can do.
Armin: I play with human dolls!
Guy: I play with human lives!
Armin: I laugh at death!
Guy: I worship Satan on the weekends!
Armin: SATAN WORSHIPS ME!
Guy: I lick tears off of orphans!
Armin: I call larceny a career!
Guy: I joined the military to watch people die!
Armin: I celebrate human failure!
Guy: I submit to certain death!
Armin: I harass the elderly!
Guy: I dipped my soldiers with disease!
Armin: I throw rocks at the homeless!
Guy: Oh yeah? Well you wouldn't know anything about this because you're a virgin, but casualties is my favorite form of sexual foreplay! Yes! Hahaha! Foolish child, you thought you could match wits with the worst of us and win? You played the cards of a petulant boy, Armin Artlert. Now, you and your friends will die!
Mikasa: Armin, I know you can still win this. I believe in you.
Eren: There's no one creepier than you! You've got this!
Armin in head: You thought you were fighting a mere mortal? You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind?
Armin: FOOL! I shall drown you in the maelstrom of my nightmares! My tentacles will twist and contort your throat as I throttle you with visions of hermaphrodite succubi and violent pedophile rape fantasies! I will take your cities, I will subjugate your children, I will rape and devour your armies! But YOU only YOU shall survive. So you can bear testament to my will and ultimate REVENGENCE!
THAT. IS. SKILL. Nice job!!!
tomandre Thanks. I doubt I got all the punctuation right, but I figured I could put this up since everyone's been begging for it.
Spot on! It looks great to me!!!
tomandre Thanks.
*Send men to certain death* not *Submit*
fantastic though
The soundtrack... made it ridiculously epic
"There is nobody creepier than you."
This is coming from the kid who at age 9 stabbed two people to death with no remorse whatsoever
Armin wasn’t playing god. All this time.......... *He was playing human*
1:25 eren and mikasa being armin’s proud and encouraging parents 😭😭
Is it bad that I have watched this so many times that I know word for word
Levi Ackerman
.......I totally haven't *nervous sweat*
Same. I really try to not speaking along when there is another person nearby, because... uhm... I really don't want to have to explain this. xD
“I WORSHIP SATAN ON WEEKENDS!”
“SATAN...WORSHIPS...MEEEEEE”
"I celebrate human failure!" Idk why but that line always cracks me up.
Looks like Armin's threats of tentacles caught up with him in chapter 135
LOL
Armin: Look at this cool book I found!
Eren: What is it called?
Armin: *MEIN KHOMPF*
This was way too epic! Armin is my favorite! Great job you guys keep up the awesome work!
Tatiana Donathan Thanks Tatiana :D Will do!
This the speech I'd use when I make to the final boss of a game that's been built up the whole game.
1:37 The darkness begins..
Its 10x better knowing they both have the same voice actor
Basically this weeks episode of season 4 in a nutshell
I want more fucked up armin
Lord GabeN so, basically, you want more armin?
yup
Eren: *holding armin back* ok armin you can stop now
Armin: I CALL 13 REASONS WHY A COMEDY
🤣🤣🤣😆😆
Eren: ARMIN CALM DOWN YOU MADE YOUR POINT!!!
Armin: I UNIRONICALLY BEAT IT TO REDO OF HEALER!
Eren: WHAT EVEN IS THAT!?
@@jadenfavor1288 Armin: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!
The one who dislikes this video has had their soul devoured by The Dark Lord Armin
Can we all appreciate the voice acting tho?
this armin would agree with the rumbling
The Voice Acting is 10/10 👏👏👏
Thank God, now I can finally understand Armin's part! Good work man
Sebastian Michaelis you now worship him apperintly(i took it as sebastion was more than a demon at the end of black butler)
This was my favorite Christmas gift....Even better than my laptop...Thanks!
LukatheRageKitty Thank you for watching! And the kind comments...see you for Season 2!
tomandre Thanks for making an awesome series
Armin is may favorite character
because i relate to him to much
Asot armin is my favorite character. He’s so fucked up and I love it! When I first watched this scene I got chills watching the rant armin went on.
“SATAN WORSHIPS ME!” got me so bad. I don’t know why I always scrolled over this, if only I had watched it the first time I saw it. 😂
Armin: I laugh at death.
Sasha in season 4: Damn Armin, I see how it is.
now this...I can DO
"You thought you were facing a mere mortal, trying to probe the darkness that is my mind"
Don't know if its acurate but it made me laugh so hard
Me: ARMIN ARLERT!
Armin: MEOW
Me: IS IT TRUE ABOUT WHAT THEY SAID? ARE YOU A TITAN SHIFTER
Armin: I'm perfectly human...Unless I get the urge to slit my wrist then yes
Me: ...All hail our dark Lord...
(This is the one for Hopefully Season 3 Episode 1 or 2 of the normal series)
It's hard to hear the words too sometimes. Such beautifully crafted phrases, it's a shame that they're not clear enough to be heard sometimes. I've seen this issue too in your other videos. --just some feedback from a fan
Thanks bud, I'm gonna try to do the audio balancing a lot better next time. Been a long learning experience, but super worth it. Always appreciate any feedback and constructive criticism!
tomandre Are there any other Transcripts that we can read?I had trouble hearing some other lines too in other episodes.
Gonna try to upload transcripts for them all at some point...had some issues with YT's transcript system, hopefully will be able to fix it soon.
I can't get enough of this scene omg
The music just got so perfectly~
The tentacle foreshadowing
I don't know how many times I already watched this.... yet I'm here crying because it is so funny and good!
I have come to the conclusion that watching abridged on Titan and this back to back is one of the funniest things ever conceived by humanity, due to the sheer contrast between the two armins
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE
AHA! Has anyone else seen that video of Quackity meowing? It reminded me of this but I couldn't remember that it was this video, but now I've finally found it.
Ok I can not express how much I love it when the drop in the fight theme plays. it could not be more perfect!!
@1:57 Erin taking mental notes for season four...