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  • @naikahara
    @naikahara 4 роки тому +5697

    Last season: "WE ARE FRIENDS!!!!!"
    This season: "we are not friends and also we're not real people"

    • @GraceSolar
      @GraceSolar 4 роки тому +287

      They're slowly becoming cryptids

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 4 роки тому +91

      @@GraceSolar slowly?

    • @frnk8214
      @frnk8214 4 роки тому +146

      @@GraceSolar they've always been cryptids, they're only now acknowledging it.

    • @GraceSolar
      @GraceSolar 4 роки тому +41

      @@frnk8214 accurate but they're becoming cryptids to the public eye

    • @kieranlee0325
      @kieranlee0325 4 роки тому +51

      Notsogracefulme finally Shane is revealing his demon!

  • @annak12064
    @annak12064 4 роки тому +2564

    Shane: " YOU'RE MY FRIEND, I WOULD BE CONCERNED IF YOU DISAPPEARED"
    Also shane: "we aren't friends and we aren't real, and nothing is real"

    • @cryptic_kay
      @cryptic_kay 4 роки тому +20

      Real_Jim Halpert why is no one else taking about this? Like help, I’m confused

    • @moriahschoech9894
      @moriahschoech9894 4 роки тому +37

      I'm honestly so sad even tho I'm like 100% sure it was just a bit

    • @tmr4342
      @tmr4342 4 роки тому +16

      "Everything you think you know is a lie." They just did a Dr. Who recon.

    • @Hommiiee
      @Hommiiee 4 роки тому +3

      SHANE IS MOODY JUST LIKE MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND.

    • @annak12064
      @annak12064 4 роки тому +4

      @@cryptic_kay I think it was just a bit

  • @lxdykxt7769
    @lxdykxt7769 4 роки тому +4107

    Shane: Ryan and I are not actually friends.
    Also Shane: *has popsocket with a drawing of him and Ryan on it*

    • @liv8095
      @liv8095 4 роки тому +22

      Lxdy Kxt LMFAO YES

    • @omnien
      @omnien 4 роки тому +8

      Lxdy Kxt time stamp? I think I missed it ;-;

    • @lxdykxt7769
      @lxdykxt7769 4 роки тому +29

      @@omnien 3:50

    • @klaraxkat_k6454
      @klaraxkat_k6454 4 роки тому +44

      I believe it's called "method acting" 😏

    • @okeykat7575
      @okeykat7575 4 роки тому +10

      Like spongebob and Patrick type thing

  • @v3e28
    @v3e28 4 роки тому +1864

    shane last season: ryan and i are friends. real friends. i love this little man
    shane this season: we aint friends, i barely know this person

    • @aishwaryap.2230
      @aishwaryap.2230 4 роки тому +4

      lol it was a joke

    • @v3e28
      @v3e28 4 роки тому +24

      amy a lol I was also joking

    • @lifeaccordingtome4283
      @lifeaccordingtome4283 4 роки тому +44

      S: You are MY FRIEND!
      R: Why are you yelling?!

    • @tarrierevenant7938
      @tarrierevenant7938 4 роки тому +8

      The sign of true friendship

    • @dayschange2
      @dayschange2 4 роки тому +5

      Cue the fandom thinking up theories for The Great Unfriending.

  • @rachelehrhart5381
    @rachelehrhart5381 4 роки тому +2588

    Shane- “yeah no we’re not friends”
    Ryan- *is genuinely sad*

    • @bloodycorneas3240
      @bloodycorneas3240 4 роки тому +74

      Rachel Ehrhart
      I felt a certain pain in my soul

    • @smorange0
      @smorange0 4 роки тому +49

      Rachel Ehrhart that made me sad seeing him look so dejected

    • @patchworkpantsenjoyer
      @patchworkpantsenjoyer 4 роки тому +36

      it honestly made me sad too

    • @brodieesOnYT
      @brodieesOnYT 4 роки тому +25

      Are they actual friends? Because that broke my heart

    • @alvarososa2127
      @alvarososa2127 4 роки тому +11

      :( they have to be friends

  • @Scrffy
    @Scrffy 4 роки тому +3464

    Shane: We aren’t friends
    **no one liked that**

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 4 роки тому +290

      xSniper x Galx If you and your friend don’t do an in-depth bit about how you don’t even like each other and are just paid actors, are you even friends?

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 4 роки тому +22

      @@Kat-PM nah that was just a swerve to make it less awkward for the fans

    • @neat24
      @neat24 4 роки тому +11

      This was so disappointing :(

    • @henriettasyndrome
      @henriettasyndrome 4 роки тому +7

      This legit broke my heart :(

    • @junikigai
      @junikigai 4 роки тому +24

      @@neat24 ryan & shane ARE friends, they were just being sarcastic. They even left buzzfeed together in december 2019 & started their own company with Steven Lim from Worth It. It's called Watcher, suscribe to their youtube channel ! They host multiple shows together on that channel

  • @ahhuhhh9785
    @ahhuhhh9785 4 роки тому +2470

    Shane: we're not friends
    Also Shane: ur dad has a large forehead

    • @MrNO1zeHD
      @MrNO1zeHD 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly x) they were being sarcastic

    • @ahhuhhh9785
      @ahhuhhh9785 4 роки тому +51

      @@MrNO1zeHD i know, I was also making whats called a "joke"

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 4 роки тому +14

      @@MrNO1zeHD no i think they both meant it when shane said they were like the mythbusters and ryan agreed, then they hammed it up to make it less awkward.

    • @anisah7703
      @anisah7703 4 роки тому

      ahh uhhh I would like but it’s at 666

    • @nataleesteiner7307
      @nataleesteiner7307 4 роки тому

      wait is that toby maguire as your profile picture

  • @taramalloy6550
    @taramalloy6550 4 роки тому +679

    Shane: "No daughter of mine will marry a poet"
    Also Shane: *looks more like a modern poet than even modern poets*

    • @lachousalle31
      @lachousalle31 8 місяців тому +1

      Shane literally looks like Edgar Allan Poe. He even has the same head shape and nose.

  • @jilljohnson2087
    @jilljohnson2087 4 роки тому +2225

    Ryan: I felt like a fancy little chef man
    Shane: you are a fancy lil chef man
    Ryan: the most genuine smile

    • @lemonbug3096
      @lemonbug3096 4 роки тому +9

      I find this gay for some odd reason

  • @burnyhigurashi
    @burnyhigurashi 4 роки тому +3473

    Shane acting like an old confused uncle trying to root for his cheerleader niece

    • @calebc339
      @calebc339 4 роки тому +147

      this is so oddly specific but uncomfortably accurate

    • @anshul3902
      @anshul3902 4 роки тому +34

      He looks like hopper from Stranger Things

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like the Taming of the Shrew.

    • @vatz1281
      @vatz1281 4 роки тому +3

      Son of Celso 😆

    • @archishah6212
      @archishah6212 4 роки тому +4

      hipster Edgar Allen Poe

  • @erinathewolf3686
    @erinathewolf3686 4 роки тому +2589

    I’m sorry but Ryan looks so upset when Shane said they weren’t really friends :(

    • @erinathewolf3686
      @erinathewolf3686 4 роки тому +66

      I know list acknowledging the sadness in Ryan’s face :p

    • @zz7733
      @zz7733 4 роки тому +56

      Yeah, I looked upset too.

    • @Cattrix999
      @Cattrix999 4 роки тому +65

      Did you get the part where they said ,,, they are actors. I thought that was a great piece of acting on Ryan's part.

    • @sleepy_bugs
      @sleepy_bugs 4 роки тому +28

      I’m pretty sure it was a joke

    • @ecasey91
      @ecasey91 4 роки тому +3

      Z Z Lmaoooooo perfect

  • @_del_5510
    @_del_5510 4 роки тому +1641

    Brad Pistachio and Bryan Cramblish, professional actors

    • @GromlinBee
      @GromlinBee 4 роки тому +64

      _del_ bryan cramblish is ricky goldsworths distant cousin 😂

    • @_del_5510
      @_del_5510 4 роки тому +9

      Em M nope lol

  • @katemccutcheon664
    @katemccutcheon664 4 роки тому +2825

    Shane: "Ryan and i aren't friends"
    Also shane: knows Ryan's father well enough to comment on the size of his forehead

    • @fatimakane8542
      @fatimakane8542 4 роки тому +167

      Kate McCutcheon when I realized that, i was so relieved that they were actually joking about not being friends

    • @samsh1ne517
      @samsh1ne517 4 роки тому +28

      I WAS WHEEZING AND I DONT ONOW WHY

    • @jesmichjunee5010
      @jesmichjunee5010 4 роки тому +2

      Probably just a joke

    • @Bloomkyaaa
      @Bloomkyaaa 4 роки тому +87

      @@fatimakane8542 of course they're friends they have a whole show together, and I don't mean unsolved

    • @anafdez2112
      @anafdez2112 4 роки тому +1

      I feel so much better thank you

  • @red_5876
    @red_5876 4 роки тому +5461

    Shane: I just hate poets!
    Also Shane: looks like a gay homeless poet having an existential crisis

    • @codyday9848
      @codyday9848 4 роки тому +79

      He looks pretty straight tho

    • @holocoffin
      @holocoffin 4 роки тому +190

      But in this scenario he is staying on Ryan's couch of course.

    • @red_5876
      @red_5876 4 роки тому +26

      @@holocoffin absolutely

    • @red_5876
      @red_5876 4 роки тому +78

      @@remyrot77 probably because it's my aesthetic goal too lmao

    • @tristankennedy9673
      @tristankennedy9673 4 роки тому +143

      I am gay, I am homeless, I have aids, and I'm new in town.

  • @rebeccabordelon7841
    @rebeccabordelon7841 4 роки тому +691

    just saying: they missed the opportunity to call it the Edgar Allen Po(e)stmortem

  • @TaraGriffith97
    @TaraGriffith97 4 роки тому +1606

    ryan: “i think he died of pneumonia”
    shane: “as you do”
    people with covid-19: 😳

  • @emilyy7436
    @emilyy7436 4 роки тому +2980

    shane- we aren’t actually friends
    ryan- deeply disappointed
    edit- Thanks for all the likes!!!

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +75

      The way his face dropped🥺

    • @beckettb8357
      @beckettb8357 4 роки тому +9

      I knowwww I was so sad!!!

    • @jmess003
      @jmess003 4 роки тому +37

      JUST TO BE CLEAR.... They where joking about the beginning part right?

    • @girlnotthis9738
      @girlnotthis9738 4 роки тому +42

      JMess 00 yeah, they are. they could be not the best friends, but they’re friends for sure. they even follow each other’s gfs on insta

    • @CourtneyHammett
      @CourtneyHammett 4 роки тому +6

      They're friends right?!

  • @randynunez2666
    @randynunez2666 4 роки тому +1378

    "he could have gone on a 5 day bender"
    Ryan - "we've all been there"
    Shane's reaction - "we have?"

    • @p.shaver1294
      @p.shaver1294 4 роки тому +1

      Randy Nuñez I want to like your comment but it is at 666 likes and I cannot ruin that.

    • @randynunez2666
      @randynunez2666 4 роки тому

      @@p.shaver1294 it's well over that number now, you're good 😂

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 4 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile over on Watcher Weekly, we learn that Ryan has done a keg stand. 🤔

  • @pawandeepkaur5075
    @pawandeepkaur5075 4 роки тому +494

    Shane: "We aren't friends".
    Also Shane and Ryan: *own matching boots and call themselves boot bros*

  • @vizzinia11
    @vizzinia11 4 роки тому +656

    god... if shane doesn't have a daughter who marries a poet, or is a poet herself, i will just PERISH. it would be.... poetic cinema.

  • @Ella-zn4nv
    @Ella-zn4nv 4 роки тому +1514

    "he was burning furniture... his own furniture."
    it'd be a bit strange if he was burning other people's furniture.

    • @googleisacruelmistress1910
      @googleisacruelmistress1910 4 роки тому +61

      Anarchists: * nervously sweating *

    • @spectre9340
      @spectre9340 4 роки тому +38

      No I think he meant it like "as opposed to some discarded furniture he found in an alleyway"
      Cos like, homeless people burn a lot of trash but it's kinda sad when you have to resort to burning your own stuff to keep warm as well

    • @ephriell
      @ephriell 4 роки тому +9

      Thats not strange, thats just arson

    • @cheesemeister9610
      @cheesemeister9610 4 роки тому +15

      Poe: *breaks through your window* I require your furniture!

    • @AscheDjidoi
      @AscheDjidoi 4 роки тому +1

      It's the school's furniture.

  • @ninjinistarsong3792
    @ninjinistarsong3792 4 роки тому +3083

    “One way to stay safe is to stay inside and watch Buzzfeed Unsolved.”
    Honestly, that is all I’ve been doing. Thanks to the ghoul boys for episodes to binge.

    • @luigispasta
      @luigispasta 4 роки тому +4

      samee

    • @pissboy_8671
      @pissboy_8671 4 роки тому +18

      When you’ve already watched every episode at least twice☹️

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 4 роки тому +10

      Same. I'm on lockdown. I'm rewatching all the old episodes.

    • @luigispasta
      @luigispasta 4 роки тому +7

      @@IceKreacher yeah, I'm in Ireland and have been doing online schoolwork while binging the ghoul boys

    • @Bbrange
      @Bbrange 4 роки тому +6

      While you stay inside, you should watch the movie The Raven with John Cusack! A murderer terrorizes a town in Poe’s time with his own horror stories!

  • @sienabee5450
    @sienabee5450 4 роки тому +590

    Shane this season: “we’re not friends “
    Shane last season, yelling at Ryan: “YOURE MY FRIEND “

  • @RubyBlueUwU
    @RubyBlueUwU 4 роки тому +486

    The way Brad spoke about Brian and him not actually being friends 💔 heartbreaking

  • @jamesannetts4449
    @jamesannetts4449 4 роки тому +4459

    bruh these guys literally carry tf out of buzfeed wtf

    • @laurenwhite2121
      @laurenwhite2121 4 роки тому +30

      too bad they left lmao

    • @helena_lang
      @helena_lang 4 роки тому +179

      Lauren White uhh no they didn’t. Yes, they started watcher, but this series is still coming out.

    • @PrinceRandomness
      @PrinceRandomness 4 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah

    • @laurenvalade8382
      @laurenvalade8382 4 роки тому +21

      fluff cat they have their own channel now. They talk about it on their channel.

    • @amerk5456
      @amerk5456 4 роки тому +48

      They still have a contract with buzzfeed

  • @ashestodust9483
    @ashestodust9483 4 роки тому +1624

    Shane: Ryan and I aren't actually friends-
    (Cuts back to Shane aggressively yelling "you are my friend" at Ryan)

  • @jessicaemery3934
    @jessicaemery3934 4 роки тому +824

    Brian Pistachio sounds like the name of a character in the Hotdaga

    • @kmanthecoolest9304
      @kmanthecoolest9304 4 роки тому +4

      what happened to it!?

    • @michaelaa4667
      @michaelaa4667 4 роки тому +3

      I totally forgot about the hotdoga😂 omg thank you for reminding me of it

    • @hawkes1859
      @hawkes1859 3 роки тому +2

      @@kmanthecoolest9304 yeah every time there is a new season without it I get more and more scared it will never return :( I get why Ryan wouldnt want to mention it but shane?? Bud?? Where is it ?

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 3 роки тому +2

      *Brad Pistachio, Brian's surname was Cramblish. Which, to be fair, also sounds like a Hotdaga character.

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 4 роки тому +455

    5:25 CORRECTION, my dudes! Absinthe nowadays is made without the hallucinogenic properties it once had. When Poe was drinking it, absinthe likely still contained those LSD-like components - so Poe most certainly could be hallucinating.

    • @lexzyburnett7377
      @lexzyburnett7377 4 роки тому +16

      Child of Persia yes absolutely! And in some countries the ingredients that make real absinthe are still legal and definitely were in poes time

    • @jackjones6400
      @jackjones6400 4 роки тому +24

      It's actually a common misconception that Absinthe causes hallucinations. Absinthe contains thujone which is found in wormwood (one of the components used to make absinthe). When people say Absinthe has hallucinogenic effects, they're usually referring to wormwood. No studies has proven that thujone in wormwood, even in high doses, can cause hallucinations, but it can be very toxic! There's only a trace left of the chemical by the end of Absinthe production. Absinthe does have such a high proof that it can be extremely dangerous when too much is consumed. Alcohol poisoning can have cause hallucinations, mostly auditory, though the side effect is rare.
      Even before the ban of Absinthe in 1912, no hallucinogenic were used. It was a rumor then as well.
      I've done quite a bit of research on the subject of Absinthe combined with Edgar Allan Poe. I'm actually currently writing another paper on Edgar Allan Poe. I get a bit too excited talking about Poes life lol
      I hope you found this interesting! :)

    • @ParleavecFlorence
      @ParleavecFlorence 4 роки тому

      in France you can easily get those ingredients in a pharmacy

  • @shockleytaylor9465
    @shockleytaylor9465 4 роки тому +1901

    ryan: "d-do you remember?"
    do you think shane remembers anything other than the people who danced until they died...??

    • @persephone-vibes
      @persephone-vibes 4 роки тому +98

      if that isn't an episode this season, I'm gonna riot. I need shane with the file though, shanes gotta lead the episode, like a mix between ruining history and buzzfeed unsolved

    • @persephone-vibes
      @persephone-vibes 4 роки тому +27

      if not they better do it on watcher

    • @matchno9920
      @matchno9920 4 роки тому +3

      Ella Maack on the puppet history show

    • @4cannibal
      @4cannibal 4 роки тому +3

      @@persephone-vibes it looks like it was featured on the trailer for puppet history, i think i know the story and it would fit there better

    • @persephone-vibes
      @persephone-vibes 4 роки тому

      Mia Terracotta I'm actually already subscribed and have been watching everything they've been putting out! I really liked the diamond necklace one too! i just want shane to finally get the opportunity to talk about his french dancing people lol

  • @skyeryland8045
    @skyeryland8045 4 роки тому +1718

    "I don't remember anybody in his life named Reynolds." There was a political figure named Henry Reynolds, which plays into the cooping idea if he was forced to vote for Henry Reynolds over and over again, taking a drink each time, thus leading to his death via alcohol. Just an idea

    • @skyeryland8045
      @skyeryland8045 4 роки тому +44

      or perhaps Henry Reynolds was an ambassador for a different, larger political figure so he used Poe to further the votes in the direction he wanted the politics to move toward

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 роки тому +2

      Nice job!

    • @TheComfyGeek
      @TheComfyGeek 4 роки тому +94

      Just hear me out, OR...
      Maybe Ryan Reynolds time travelled in an attempt to save Poe but noticed that the butterfly effect erased Deadpool from history. So Reynolds went back and fed Poe bottles of Aviation Gin to fix the timeline.

    • @Jackmarmar
      @Jackmarmar 4 роки тому +4

      There’s also an actor named Ryan Reynolds

    • @kassidyreynolds7400
      @kassidyreynolds7400 4 роки тому +4

      Jackmarmar there’s a lot of reynolds

  • @crazy3ightss1
    @crazy3ightss1 4 роки тому +443

    New alter egos confirmed
    Shane Madej played by Brad Pistachio
    Ryan Bergara played by Brian Crablish

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 4 роки тому

      I thought it was Camblish?

    • @crazy3ightss1
      @crazy3ightss1 4 роки тому

      @@justalittleturtle5600 That's what I thought too until I looked at the subtitle/captions

    • @smartcow360
      @smartcow360 4 роки тому

      Are they really those names?

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 4 роки тому +8

      It's just a further cover. They truly are C.C. Tinsley and Ricky Goldsworth.

  • @lizzie-g9125
    @lizzie-g9125 4 роки тому +112

    I love how Ryan is wearing a Watcher hat on Buzzfeed

    • @ikratog8933
      @ikratog8933 3 роки тому +8

      I didn't even notice. Thanks

  • @nerdybookworm25
    @nerdybookworm25 4 роки тому +875

    Shane looks like the cool English teacher that’s “down with the kids,” drinks white wine out of a mug in class, and never gives homework

    • @red_5876
      @red_5876 4 роки тому +16

      why is that so goddamn true

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 4 роки тому +18

      Mr. Madej knows that homework is detrimental to reading and takes book reports about romance novels and comic books.

    • @elizabethg9129
      @elizabethg9129 4 роки тому +9

      Literally the best description of him ever! Plus I definitely have a type and it's tall, nerdy, skinny guys that could pass for a history teacher.

    • @Aconitum_napellus
      @Aconitum_napellus 4 роки тому +3

      ....and inappropriately 'massages' select students who get extra marks for keeping quiet.

    • @kingsofguyana
      @kingsofguyana 4 роки тому

      This is the most accurate description I’ve ever read lmao

  • @anthonyzavala5182
    @anthonyzavala5182 4 роки тому +226

    No one:
    Shane: "Did like a little Poe come out and kiss you"

  • @juliet974
    @juliet974 4 роки тому +163

    shane approving of ryan being a "fancy lil chef man" is so cute

  • @midgemidge2804
    @midgemidge2804 4 роки тому +716

    Shane: “ugh, I hate poets” also Shane: *looks like the poet that hangs at the local coffee shop and vapes*

  • @artstroneatical2667
    @artstroneatical2667 4 роки тому +956

    i can’t believe how some people think the “not friends” bit was real when it was immediately followed by the roast mortem, the most genuinely goofy thing i could watch. that’s just them being real children

    • @raine5548
      @raine5548 4 роки тому +100

      artstroneatical fr tho lmao its so obviously a joke
      shane: we’re not friends and my name is brad pistachio also unsolved is entirely scripted
      everyone, for some reason: omg cant believe theyre not friends 🥺

  • @mchatterjee9455
    @mchatterjee9455 4 роки тому +86

    "my sweaty sweaty bosom grows sweatier by the day" is my new tinder bio

  • @jillianc7485
    @jillianc7485 4 роки тому +64

    lmaoo i *know* they’re contracted by buzzfeed to *not* mention “the watcher” ryan’s expression said it all

  • @AbbyO12379
    @AbbyO12379 4 роки тому +1905

    Why is Shane’s pop socket so high up on his phone I’m genuinely disturbed

    • @sanyass298
      @sanyass298 4 роки тому +91

      I think its because he has long fingers so its easier if the popsocket is high up

    • @Yue_mariin00
      @Yue_mariin00 4 роки тому +122

      The man is large he has large hands

    • @raeflagg8763
      @raeflagg8763 4 роки тому +24

      I have really long fingers and a huge phone (iPhone 8+) so for me it’s much more comfortable and feels safer to have it up high cuz I have more control

    • @hayleehaux2458
      @hayleehaux2458 4 роки тому +8

      Big 'ol hands

    • @neat24
      @neat24 4 роки тому +2

      SERIOUSLY

  • @silver6640
    @silver6640 4 роки тому +753

    Shane:"We aren't friends outside of -"
    Ryan:"Am I a JoKe To YoU !?"

  • @moondog6821
    @moondog6821 4 роки тому +119

    ryan and shane: we arn't friends
    .0001 seconds later: RRRRRRROaASt mORTEm

  • @justnoah2073
    @justnoah2073 4 роки тому +53

    Ryan after he does multiple seasons of a show and creates a company with a guy just for him to say they aren't friends:

  • @withintheshyness
    @withintheshyness 4 роки тому +929

    How many people are going to think their sarcasm about being actors is real?

    • @raine5548
      @raine5548 4 роки тому +42

      withintheshyness i mean, they WERE on swat as actors last night.

    • @Kuntpop
      @Kuntpop 4 роки тому +22

      Not gonna lie it kinda caught me off guard

    • @TinPrince
      @TinPrince 4 роки тому +12

      I'll have you know that Pistachio and Crablish are highly esteemed theatrical actors.

    • @kyleebowlden3202
      @kyleebowlden3202 4 роки тому +3

      probably a lot of the people who havent been watching them from when they started the show, lmao

    • @baby3539
      @baby3539 3 роки тому

      raine they literally played themselves with different names AND did it together 💀

  • @j0rdaf
    @j0rdaf 4 роки тому +2210

    I missed Shane's weird facial expressions at the beginning of Post Mortem

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 роки тому +18

      He did one; he was just a little late off the mark.

    • @j0rdaf
      @j0rdaf 4 роки тому +13

      Karin Allen I know he did, hence why I said I missed them

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 роки тому +8

      @@j0rdaf Ohhh. Sorry, I had a brain fart.

    • @neelmishra2175
      @neelmishra2175 4 роки тому +2

      Karin Allen don’t worry I thought the same as you

    • @alexanderroberts9373
      @alexanderroberts9373 4 роки тому +2

      I miss the hotdaga

  • @where.is.birdie5871
    @where.is.birdie5871 4 роки тому +56

    Shane: "you're a fancy little chef man.
    Ryan: ☺️💛

  • @imanshumpert7129
    @imanshumpert7129 4 роки тому +189

    Ryan's Duties : Research, Fact Check, Narration
    Shane's Duty : "So, what's coming up this week ?"

  • @Yousef-qw2rd
    @Yousef-qw2rd 4 роки тому +602

    Ryan: Practice Social Distancing
    Me: You and Shane are 2 nanometers away

    • @Crystelgames
      @Crystelgames 4 роки тому +30

      I was expecting Shane to slide his chair away from him in response lol

    • @KeepyBureche
      @KeepyBureche 4 роки тому +1

      They use alcohol and sanitizer.

    • @frnk8214
      @frnk8214 4 роки тому +1

      @@KeepyBureche do they drink it?

    • @jaxvipre8606
      @jaxvipre8606 4 роки тому +3

      @@frnk8214 of course.

    • @boldanabrasevic3020
      @boldanabrasevic3020 4 роки тому

      @@frnk8214 *chubbyemu enters the room*

  • @duellegend71
    @duellegend71 4 роки тому +507

    Shane with a mustache looks like one of those English professors who smoke a pipe in a dark room only lit by the rising sun while reminiscing about his teenage years and the one girl who got away.

    • @therainbowwillow4453
      @therainbowwillow4453 4 роки тому +4

      duellegend71 he really does.

    • @berry.blossom.
      @berry.blossom. 4 роки тому +11

      i feel like you might be projecting but honestly me too

    • @beepatpen
      @beepatpen 4 роки тому +7

      The girl who got away?
      Like as a partner or she got away like "oops I didn't finish the job, and now she knows my identity, but if i go adter her everyone will know im a serial killer" ?

    • @duellegend71
      @duellegend71 4 роки тому +2

      Bethany Rigdon give or take either of those options seem to fit the story. You can’t go wrong with either really 🤷‍♀️

    • @arianxavier3185
      @arianxavier3185 4 роки тому +1

      You mean Mustache!Severus Snape?

  • @astrid3522
    @astrid3522 4 роки тому +32

    10:25 Ryan's relieved laugh when he shane starts joking around with the actors thing

  • @madisonbryan3111
    @madisonbryan3111 4 роки тому +208

    no one:
    shane about ryan: i hate to say it, i hope i don't sound ridiculous. i don't know who this man is. i mean, he could be walking down the street, and i wouldn't know a thing. sorry to this man.

    • @sofia-nf2ff
      @sofia-nf2ff 4 роки тому +3

      I love this comment agshsjs

  • @laursuperdark
    @laursuperdark 4 роки тому +907

    “look me in the eyes and tell me he doesn’t”
    “HE DOESNT”
    *I DOESNT*

    • @jaspaige.png00
      @jaspaige.png00 4 роки тому +2

      l a u r I WAS WAITING FOR SOMONE TO TALK AB THIS 😭😭😭😭

    • @esthermigo3009
      @esthermigo3009 4 роки тому

      something about the way he worded it made me genuinely crack up

  • @regretfulsquid8175
    @regretfulsquid8175 4 роки тому +743

    Im low-key disappointed that Ryan didnt say his "real name" was Ricky Goldsworth...

  • @rebeccag4623
    @rebeccag4623 4 роки тому +50

    I love how Shane Just low key flex’s his “notebook” knowledge and nobody’s talking about it.

  • @nireshkaa
    @nireshkaa 4 роки тому +31

    I don't know why but i laughed so hard during the "HE DOESN'T I DOESN'T " bit that i forgot i was lying on the edge of the bed and rolled off💀

  • @capt.obvious2460
    @capt.obvious2460 4 роки тому +793

    Oh my gosh that’s ever worse! Elmira didn’t get to marry him bc of her dad blocking letters and when they find eachother again he dies before they’re married?! Poor Elmira.

    • @juliebragdonarmstrong4191
      @juliebragdonarmstrong4191 4 роки тому +11

      Capt. Obvious She was very loyal to him and preserved his writings as she could.

    • @catlynn7833
      @catlynn7833 4 роки тому +7

      I mean...poor Edger Allen, too

    • @catlynn7833
      @catlynn7833 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @chadkroeger6907
      @chadkroeger6907 4 роки тому +6

      @@catlynn7833 nah, dude married a 13yr

    • @CROAiva
      @CROAiva 4 роки тому +2

      @@chadkroeger6907 jesus christ i forgot that part .. and werent they also related ? 🤔

  • @sarahclark5170
    @sarahclark5170 4 роки тому +573

    “Ryan and I aren’t friends”
    Ryan:🙁☹️😞🥺

  • @alec2627
    @alec2627 4 роки тому +43

    Shane: Ryan and I are not actually friends
    Ryan: gets sad in slomo
    *The Sound of Silence starts playing*

  • @breannaellenatkinson7144
    @breannaellenatkinson7144 4 роки тому +145

    Who else scrolled down when Shane said that he and Ryan aren’t actually friends....

  • @assilberri8281
    @assilberri8281 4 роки тому +375

    9:41
    shane: ryan and i aren’t actually friends
    also shane and ryan: *having the time of their lives during roast mortem which has nothing to do with the show*

    • @SaintJezehell
      @SaintJezehell 4 роки тому +8

      So are they friends or not?! I am highly distressed as they seem like good buds and if they aren’t friends, I don’t know what friends are and all of my friendships are a sham!

    • @raine5548
      @raine5548 4 роки тому +11

      LittleGoldfishy yes they are theyve called eachother friends multiple times and i doubt they wouldve started a company with eachother if they didnt like eachother. shanes joking lol

    • @jadegeddes5302
      @jadegeddes5302 4 роки тому +5

      @@SaintJezehell exactly now im really concerned that they don't like each other and if they're not actually friends i'll actually cryyyy

    • @SaintJezehell
      @SaintJezehell 4 роки тому +8

      raine I hope so because my black little heart will break if they don’t enjoy their precious Boysenberry adventures and ghoul hunting together.

    • @SaintJezehell
      @SaintJezehell 4 роки тому +3

      Jade Geddes they should know not to play with out emotions like this! Why, boys, why?!

  • @jekkant
    @jekkant 4 роки тому +740

    I can’t tell where the sarcasm started and ended with the friendship bit and I am deeply disturbed,,,

    • @i.hateyou.
      @i.hateyou. 4 роки тому +10

      Same, and honestly I don’t think he was joking ☹️

    • @randomcloverr
      @randomcloverr 4 роки тому +63

      Go watch Matty_Rere's episode of I'm Into That with them, or really any of their stuff on their own channel, Watcher, and you can see that Shane's clearly joking, they're obviously really good friends outside of the show :)

    • @musicrulestheworld8741
      @musicrulestheworld8741 4 роки тому +80

      All of it was sarcasm. These weirdos talk about what they do outside of work all the time, these wonderful fudgenuckets literally talk about how they face time during quarantine in another video.

    • @baby3539
      @baby3539 4 роки тому +9

      it was 100% a joke, they're very good friends

    • @stevenhair3250
      @stevenhair3250 4 роки тому +5

      They were joking it's just part of the bit. You're blowing it out of proportion.

  • @anavillarreal2955
    @anavillarreal2955 4 роки тому +35

    I’m shocked no one is talking about Ryan’s Watcher hat 😂

  • @helpibrokemyface
    @helpibrokemyface 4 роки тому +39

    Saying, "the raven did it" goes along with a detective activity we did in language arts where we had to find out which one of Poe's characters killed him.

    • @Flix.9097
      @Flix.9097 3 роки тому

      That sounds so cool what did people suggest and why

    • @miasw1030
      @miasw1030 2 роки тому

      this is so cool

  • @koitootonoshin
    @koitootonoshin 4 роки тому +335

    shane: ryan and i... we're not actually friends-
    ryan: 🥺😔

  • @beautiful_popato
    @beautiful_popato 4 роки тому +268

    Shane: "i hAtE PoeTs"
    Also Shane:*looks like Poe*

  • @urmom-ci2td
    @urmom-ci2td 4 роки тому +27

    the bois: "practise social distancing"
    also the bois: **sits 0.2 metres apart**

  • @fiona1396
    @fiona1396 4 роки тому +10

    "you're a fancy little chef man"
    "thank you!"

  • @lizzie8702
    @lizzie8702 4 роки тому +452

    the minute shane said “no we’re not actually friends” you could see ryans face d r o p.

    • @kailierian9457
      @kailierian9457 4 роки тому +6

      cosmu poor Ryan

    • @lizzie8702
      @lizzie8702 4 роки тому +12

      Kailie Rian hes me when my family encourages me to do something then when i do tells me to stop-

    • @elenigalanis3645
      @elenigalanis3645 4 роки тому +3

      You're profile pic makes this so much better

    • @modenavigationprivee1227
      @modenavigationprivee1227 4 роки тому +1

      I really wanna believe they’re real life best friends 😂

    • @lizzie8702
      @lizzie8702 4 роки тому

      Kendal Jenner’s left over pasta all of us do

  • @beefedcake666
    @beefedcake666 4 роки тому +80

    shane: ryan and i are not actually friends
    also shane: **starts a company with ryan**

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 4 роки тому +5

      You shouldn't start a company with friends lol so it's perfect to start a company with a colleague you are friendly with

    • @calliope720
      @calliope720 10 місяців тому

      @@sadmermaid Except that they are actually friends, extremely close friends, they're just good at doing professional stuff together as well because they became friends THROUGH work, so the whole "don't go into business with friends" rule is kind of a moot point

  • @OliviaMoffa
    @OliviaMoffa 4 роки тому +28

    I need “Pistachio and Cramblish: Vaudeville Duo” Merch RIGHT NOW

  • @Jackmarmar
    @Jackmarmar 4 роки тому +453

    Alcohol withdrawal actually can cause hallucinations. My aunt went cold turkey and hallucinated my uncle had killed himself. Actually a very plausible theory if he hadn’t drank for about a day or two

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, alcohol withdrawal are the most dangerous withdrawal, I think? I'm a sober drug addict but the alcoholics always seemed to have it worse off.

    • @dmcgee3
      @dmcgee3 4 роки тому +4

      I had a seizure and was hospitalized while quitting drinking. I hallucinated for several days, from being confused to why I was covered in blood being loaded into an ambulance (hit my head when I collapsed) to getting discharged 3 days later the whole thing felt like It took place in a separate reality. If it wasn’t for the very real bills I would have thought the whole thing was a dream.

    • @FiercedeityBrad
      @FiercedeityBrad 4 роки тому

      My brother got alcohol poisoning and while he was in detox he had hallucinations that his wife killed their kids.

    • @jennifermay6990
      @jennifermay6990 4 роки тому +2

      Also, absinthe at the time was not the most well regulated alcohol. Many distillers of cheap absinthe would cut their product with other substances in order to cut down the cost. Also, good absinthe is distilled from wormwood, which means, again considering the lack of oversight, that it very easily could become dangerous when consumed in large quantities

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic 4 роки тому +308

    Shane and Ryan even joking about not being friends made me a little bit sad

    • @jhovyannenevado2462
      @jhovyannenevado2462 4 роки тому +5

      All of Ryan and Shane's watcher knows that they are just joshing. Its how they so affection to each other. Not so new..

  • @pulsarmessier1388
    @pulsarmessier1388 4 роки тому +18

    I love how Ryan and Shane have become so tired of hearing the question "Are you guys friends?" That they have improvised fake actor names just to screw with people. Of course they are friends it shouldn't even be a question at this point.

  • @alissaw8308
    @alissaw8308 4 роки тому +86

    Ryan: “I think he died from pneumonia.“
    Shane: “Uh-huh. As you do.”
    Um... 😳😬

  • @sapphireto3944
    @sapphireto3944 4 роки тому +158

    Shane in the Supernatural season: YOU’RE MY FRIEND every episode
    Shane now: we’re not friends

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 4 роки тому +279

    "One way to stay safe is to stay inside and watch Buzzfeed Unsolved."
    I do that anyway, boi.

  • @aileencastaneda3724
    @aileencastaneda3724 4 роки тому +25

    “We ArE AcToRs.”
    Then proceed to roast themselves afterwards.

  • @beanstalk_nicholas9200
    @beanstalk_nicholas9200 4 роки тому +11

    ryan: in college i ate ramen and boiled an egg with it to pretend like i was fancy
    me, a college student who was planning to do the exact same thing after watching this episode: "i feel called out and i dont like it"

  • @gouwhyisyouhere
    @gouwhyisyouhere 4 роки тому +796

    I know Shane is trying to dress weird in his 30’s but I unironically want to wear his clothes right now.

    • @Goremaid
      @Goremaid 4 роки тому +25

      the soft butch aesthetic tbh

    • @crazyjen16
      @crazyjen16 4 роки тому +5

      Uhmm, same. And I need yo know where he got his shirt

    • @remmibby5658
      @remmibby5658 4 роки тому +5

      i really wanna know where he buys his clothes because he is my goal aesthetic

    • @randynunez2666
      @randynunez2666 4 роки тому +2

      Is that why he's dressing so odd?...

    • @SaintJezehell
      @SaintJezehell 4 роки тому +8

      Honestly, I’m a woman and sometimes when my hair is messy, I just channel Shane’s energy. The effect is not the same on me. 😂

  • @jakuspancakus1167
    @jakuspancakus1167 4 роки тому +229

    A Haiku:
    This is a poem
    I will marry Shane's daughter
    Take that, you ghoul boy!
    - a true poet

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 4 роки тому +12

    Ghouligans: *arguing over the two correct pronunciations of “macabre”
    Me: “mac-a-bur”

  • @hannahrace5749
    @hannahrace5749 4 роки тому +19

    “did a little poe come out and kiss you?” SCARIEST THING I CAN IMAGINE

  • @zprine
    @zprine 4 роки тому +168

    The interesting part, Ryan’s actor actually loves the Hot Daga and it takes considerable effort for him to hide it in the act

  • @phoebelewis2790
    @phoebelewis2790 4 роки тому +235

    ryan: :(
    shane: you're a fancy little chef man
    ryan: :D

  • @guitarherorocker7070
    @guitarherorocker7070 4 роки тому +4

    having watched all of buzzfeed unsolved over the past few days in quarantine, i was shook when they mentioned social distancing and i realized i had caught up to the present

  • @holymolymacaroni7503
    @holymolymacaroni7503 4 роки тому +17

    Shane’s “we’ll see you at the movies” just proves his crippling addiction to TikTok rn

  • @snazz5318
    @snazz5318 4 роки тому +339

    Shane: “Ryan and I aren’t really friends.”
    Ryan: :(

  • @moonjellybun
    @moonjellybun 4 роки тому +166

    Ryan wearing watcher merch while shooting this is the power move of the century

  • @Everyy234
    @Everyy234 4 роки тому +9

    When they did the bit about being actors I lost it 😂😂

  • @liv8095
    @liv8095 4 роки тому +7

    shane: ryan and i aren't actually friends
    everyone: say sike right now

  • @Flanneryschickens
    @Flanneryschickens 4 роки тому +507

    "I'm a funny guy!" "You are, man!"
    Me: "awwwwww" friendship goals right there. being all sincere and supportive.

    • @mythandmayhem1134
      @mythandmayhem1134 4 роки тому +32

      Flanneryschickens
      Okay but the true sign of friendship is claiming that not only are you not friends, but you are in fact actors, let’s be honest here.

    • @mmaehw1
      @mmaehw1 4 роки тому +2

      Except APPARENTLY they're not friends 😭

    • @heyghoulstheboisarehere1165
      @heyghoulstheboisarehere1165 4 роки тому

      They’re actors

    • @raine5548
      @raine5548 4 роки тому +3

      Megan Mae it was obviously a joke...

    • @mmaehw1
      @mmaehw1 4 роки тому +2

      Lol damn you guys are harsh

  • @anastasiachristina
    @anastasiachristina 4 роки тому +296

    Ryan is just out there wearing the Watcher hat with the Roast Mortem shirt

  • @kiara3845
    @kiara3845 4 роки тому +10

    When they do the roast mortem voice they sound like the "captain" from the spongebob intro song

  • @samwamm85
    @samwamm85 4 роки тому +4

    Renalds was a brand of alcoholic beverages known to be contaminated with rare metals and also there was a lot of disease among the workers in the brewery. Likely Poe was asking for his favorite drink as he was dying.

  • @sahana6693
    @sahana6693 4 роки тому +158

    "Brian Cramblish" *cough cough chokes eventually* wearing a watcher hat on BUN is the confidence I need

    • @persephone-vibes
      @persephone-vibes 4 роки тому

      oh my gosh i didnt even notice. good self promo ryan lol

  • @kj-qw2qk
    @kj-qw2qk 4 роки тому +284

    ryan: *is a cinephile (a person who likes movies)*
    also ryan: *pronounces cinephile like "cinna-phil"*

    • @BanaBerri
      @BanaBerri 4 роки тому +2

      ik i thought that was hilarious. but to be fair, he didnt read it as cinephile. he thought the exo was separate and read it as cine-phil-e-x-o lol.

    • @kj-qw2qk
      @kj-qw2qk 4 роки тому +1

      BanaBerri i know lol it was just funny to me

    • @fdlarts7676
      @fdlarts7676 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan pronounces things weirdly. February, sophisticated, many more

  • @christmastiger
    @christmastiger 4 роки тому +2

    I can't tell if you two took an improv class together or are on something but I am loving how you guys easily launch into comedic tirades and riff off one another in a way that feels elevated from before.
    Keep it up, we need it

  • @kyliecrotteau7795
    @kyliecrotteau7795 4 роки тому +8

    I love how Ryan is wearing a Watcher hat

  • @TheGungunn101
    @TheGungunn101 4 роки тому +405

    The fictional novel Dune features a lot of sand, although Dune has nothing to do with next week's episode. Therefore, the next episode is sand-related. Who hates sand? Anakin from Star Wars. What mystery goes unsolved in Star Wars? The murder of Darth Plagueis.
    Next week's episode is The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

    • @darthlumiya9442
      @darthlumiya9442 4 роки тому +6

      Weaponized Memes quality content right here

    • @WiseDelilah
      @WiseDelilah 4 роки тому

      I've never seen Star Wars but I'm going to marathon it when Disney + comes out in the UK

    • @rachelhansen2417
      @rachelhansen2417 4 роки тому +1

      I think it'll be the Lady of the Dunes

    • @Pvsn08
      @Pvsn08 4 роки тому

      Quality shitposting my friend

    • @othersunsets
      @othersunsets 4 роки тому

      i read this in ken jeong's voice from the masked singer

  • @aliadj
    @aliadj 4 роки тому +333

    "practise social distancing" *are literally touching shoulders*

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 4 роки тому +5

      I thought they were gonna mention it, like "we know what you're thinking, and you know what? Best friends practice social distancing together" or something