You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
I think it’s supposed to help with that, might be wrong but I heard it’s supposed to help w mental problems; maybe if it has some sort of programming to do that since it can read your thought…idk 🤷🏻♀️
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo?
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section"
Neurolink: "Say no more"
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@@deletedaccount9357
Lmfaooo
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏
It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment
Intrusive thoughts joined the chat 😅❤
Wth is your pfp
"How did you die?"
"Well, I was awake"
My dad said that if this channel hits over 1K subs, he's gonna buy me a new book so, please guys I'm begging you 🙏🏻
@@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse.
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET
" and yeet me into the water
Exactly
😂😂
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."
We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
lol bruh fr
"What's your worst enemy"
*"Intrusive thoughts"*
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
Fr
And he was awake the whole time
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
Them intrusive thoughts bouta win and my cars gonna go flying into some random pedestrians on the side walk 😭😭😭
Frrrr
Brain: (has a stroke)
Neurolink: execute order 66
"how did you die???
"My parents saw my brain history.
🪑
😭😭😭😭
Wait its not 100% private?
Time to delete
😂
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.".
Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_
"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment
@@LeEpicDino fr
@@LeEpicDino fr
Half of sci-fi media has been spending the last half century telling us why this is a bad idea
It's Elon. Not a mad scientist man he ain't like other billionaires, he treats his employees like people.
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie I can't tell if your comment is satire or not
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie Is that why tesla has so many OSHA violations? 🙄
Things like this should be branded illegal in society.
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
History's first netrunner 😂
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
shut up
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
Kaboom
💀
It could happen, it will happen
Kerosene
Exactly
It's all fun and games until you have an intrusive thought
“911 what’s your emergency”
“My friends flying”
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
Two towers...
Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏
LMAOOOO
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
Neuralink ❌
Never again blink ✅
My content = better
We hate Zack
@@LBkevrssSHUT UP
@@LBkevrssshut up
@@LBkevrss twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
Hackers in the future: Let's put Rick Astley on repeat
The guy with the Neuralink chip when I send him a zip bomb:
bro's about to die
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
That's not how it works lol
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
"The design is very human"
*Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
just wait it gets better
it isn't EMP proof.
sup@@coolkid006
@@coolkid006oof
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
Corny
My brain:what if I jumped off this bridge
Nerolinks: got it
Imagine you were driving the car with you're mind and you got a notification there will be an ad in ten seconds.
2024: cop chases the suspect
2050:cop deactivates neurolink
He gets it
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
Mannnnnnn
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree**
Brain: “It’s a go”
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
2099: Someone With Neuralink Builds A LITERAL Computer Core
Nah we got real life Cyborgs before GTA 6 💀
**3 AM, snoozin**
Wanna break from the ads?
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
😂
best comment
Golden comment 😂
LMFAOOOOO
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha"
Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
"Wait, Wha"
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
WE CONTROLLING THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"You why that robot looking a bit thicc?"
Neuralink: "Say no more."
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head"
No thank you
literally
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
Neural link starts
No thankyou
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
"why'd you commit 12 homicides"
"Someone hacked my brain chip"
Legalize territorial genocides
Lol
Now they control you
"i wanna die (joke)"
Neurolink: bet
Brain: “what if I do a 300km crash?”
Neurolink: “say no more”
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left"
*Fcking dies*
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
”can we still meet at 7pm?”
”nah my neuralink is updating”
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
Imagine you driving and the intrusive thoughts win 💀
Boutta pluck it out like Thanos did to Vision-
New fear unlocked: ads in your brain
I started searching for this comment from the moment I clicked on the short
Thanks i can't belive i got 329 likes in a night
That's technically impossible for this version of the neuralink, cuz it only outputs information from your brain to another device
@@Da_scp_foundation 35 mins ago
Stolen from me lmao
“Drilling a hole in your head”
Damn I can feel that 💀
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
Bro, @@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined UA-cam 11 hours ago 😂
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
Imagine trying to sleep then hearing “want a break from the ads?”
" ayo bro guess who fell asleep first"
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
Me with a homemade emp
Netrunners bouta cook him
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
“I should cause a massive car crash”
Neurolink:”Say less”
"damm,the teacher be looking fine-"
Neurolink:say less
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
😂😂😂😂
I’ve heard that so much bruh
LMAO
oh my god its like futurama!
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
Elon Musk sometime in the future:
"execute order 66"
Good Tesla’s follow orders
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
BLAST EM
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
"What if I slam into that orphanage"
Neurolink: say no more
imagine when ur chilling while driving a car then you imagine crashing on ur front car and crash on it💀
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
I was looking for this comment 😂
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
*free bird starts playing*
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
*Intrusive thoughts joined the chat*
"Nuggets would nice about now..."
Car: "Driving to nearby fastfood joint"
“Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀
-kawks a .45-
Hacker 🤑
-joe mama-
_lol_
im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
😂
Brain: "What world do we live in"
Body: "Cyberpunk 2077"
Intrusive thoughts be dammned, we becomming either felons or corpses with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there,
Then it just starts playing PH
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
My brain : what will happen when i die ?
Neurolink : lets find out!!
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
Bro imagine he was trying to turn off a bomb one intrusive thought and its done💀
New horror movie idea: guy with neurolink has intrusive thoughts.
Imagine you have bad OCD and get intrusive thoughts uncontrollably all the time and just crash your electric car.
If this was forced onto me, it'd be a fate worse than death tbh
I think it’s supposed to help with that, might be wrong but I heard it’s supposed to help w mental problems; maybe if it has some sort of programming to do that since it can read your thought…idk 🤷🏻♀️
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash”
Car: *Swerves into traffic*
😮😮😮😮😮
Uh, hell no.
It's a lie
Lol
😂😂😂
The intrusive thoughts 💀
Neurolink: *Say no more*
What if I’m driving and I see two little kids running across the road and intrusive thoughts Kick in😂
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
Facts
It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain
Works as well as a Tesla autopilot 🧐🤣
Thats...not as bad of an idea as you think it is
damn. if only I knew any hackers
😂
They can’t dummy
Intrusive thoughts be coming out faster than you can say intrusive
Elon Musk about to execute order 66 irl
*old lady crossing road*
"Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.."
Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
“So how’d you die?”
“🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@@catmatism good
Bro intrusive thoughts are gonna win with this one
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Help. I can see dead people 💀”
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
Ong
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…
Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂
@@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓
In head: what if I just do a hard right
In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT
one intrusive thought and that guy is done 💀💀💀
"Hurry up man we're late"
"Hold on I'm changing"
Intrusive thoughts finna get wild
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
"What if my brakes just stopped working?"
@@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀
😂
It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone
Imagine getting your neuralink hacked
neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
Someone has already done that
@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain
Just hack back with brain 😏
"Did you chop down that tree George"?
"Well I can't tell a lie.."
"We know"
Imagine wanting to “deactivate” yourself and then you start fighting yourself….. unwillingly.
Intrusive thoughts boutta be more dangerous than* ever💀
than*
@@nosredep7873 actually it would be “than*☝️🤓”
@@FireHawk9463 Willful ignorance can't be helped, stay a dumbass lmao.
@@nosredep7873 thank you for correcting
@@nosredep7873thank you so much I thought it said then
"How did you die?"
"Well, my intrusive thoughts won."
lol
Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅
Everyone gangsta till the intrusive thoughts start
Bro has a firework show in his head 💀
Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building
Neurolink: 👍
😂
l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.
Nuerolink action when they see this comment
It’s all fun and games until someone quite literally hacks your brain
Your brain is an analog computer; it can’t be hacked.
But someone can upload you nightmare while you’re sleeping 😂 though.
@@venge5665I would be so pissed if someone zip bombs my neuralink with mha fanfics as a ”prank”.
@@Judgement-xv1pr ZIP BOMBS MY NEURALINK
@@Judgement-xv1prhonestly no one send massive amounts of big titty goth girls to my neuralink i would be so mad 😡
If your intrusive thoughts win😭
bro if you get some of the messed up intrusive thoughts your search history is gunna get you on a watchlist.
I’ll just wait for the wireless update. 💀
"How did you die?"
"An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"
Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦
Family: 😭😭😭
Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸
May that model fly high🕊️
erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️
@@arvt_ r/wooosh
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
😂
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
Lol 😂
That's messed up
Bro, it's just a prank!
"Yo what neuralink did you get?"
"Zackdfilms"
Bully: I think you're dumb
Me: with neural link I will be dumb anymore