Metal Detector Melee | Kevin James Short Film
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2020
- Some things are worth fighting for even if you don't know what it is...
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i wanted it to end with that guy being like “Oh, it’s a bottle cap, nice.”
Either that or a WW2 landmine!
For real, there should have been a pay off
Lol me too. Reminds me of rdr glass eye
I agree. That’s where I thought it was going too
My thought exactly
You know it’s about to get real when he breaks out that wig.
😂😂😂😂
That's what I was thinking.
Now that you mentioned it🤔😂
He certainly has got his money out of that thing!
😂🥱😜 I was thinking the same thing! LOL!
Knowing he was outmatched in the game of scavenging, Kevin retreats to his home, where after weeks of tinkering, modifies his metal detector into a boom microphone. The rest, as they say, is history.
You are awesome
this is amazing
PROOF THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF OUR GOD
RESEARCH: Noahs ark found in mount ararat where the bible describes it and the exact length the bible describes it resting(300 cubits)
Egyptian Chariots found in the Red Sea where the israelites crossed over and were reedemed by our god
Heavenly brimstone found in sodom and gomorrahs remain, brimstone that can nott be created on this earth
if you still doubt research all the prophecies, if you still doubt just ask jesus to reveal himself to you, ask with an open heart because he will not answer someone who already has made their mind up :) god bless all gods children :D
"he that loves me will keep my commandments and he that loves me will be loved of my father and i will love him and manifest myself to him" John 14-21 KJV
fear god and keep his commandments seek him while he can be found time is short
Read this in a wildlife documentary narrater voice😂
Kevin is consistently funny and creative. No bullshit. He takes the road less traveled with his content. Everyone else does typical pop culture current events. Not Kevin tho. He’s a true creator 👍
Kevin James in: Full Metal Detector Jacket.
Has anybody heard about the burd?
this is my metal detector there are no others like it
@Jason Redick Burd is the word
NonsensicalVids sorry but I have to: “there are many others like it, but this one is mine”
🤣🤣🤣
I still counted 2020 as a pretty good year because of kevin james.
True
The guy from MallCop turns out to be a genius.
King James dilly dilly
👏👏👏
Man he is the king of 2020! I’d be sad without his videos this year sad af
Bless Kevin
These just keep getting better and better
When Kevin makes a metal detector fight scene better than any duel in “The Last Jedi”
Oh gtfo
Disney Star Wars is trash.
**sadly agrees while remembering the fights in The Last Jedi**
They didn't consciously edit out Kevin's metal detector mid-fight so the other guy could win, so yeah it's better by default.
Take your blasphemy and leave
Other UA-camrs could be as funny as Kevin James if other UA-camrs were actually as funny as Kevin James.
Maybe If they had a team of writers like Kevin James
And production
Him in King of Queens is another level of funny
That's what I say when I'm gaming... I'm a lot better when everyone else is a lot worse. And I mean it too LOL
Everybody tries to be viral instead of funny.
The victor is a sound guy. You can tell by his headphones.
some dad jokes not even i can approuve of, made me cringe hard
@@112cla50 I'm an old dad and I fully approve of his message. lol
If Jerry Stiller was still alive, he would have been perfect for the other guy.
Now let’s not get anti-Semitic here!
I can hear him now..."do you want a piece of me?"
I was thinking Adam Savage
Here's my theory: Kevin James is acting out all the tropes in movies he hasn't got to do yet while he still can. You can tell he has a deep love for cinematography and probably wants to get the chance to act out those scenes, but without being cast for the right role or funding a whole movie he might've never got to play these parts. That's where the beauty of UA-cam kicks in, on UA-cam anyone can have the chance to create what they want and how they want it so people like Kevin James can keep doing what they love and sharing it with our fine community.
He has a lot of talented help, not like basic youtube creators who did it all themselves. But his characters are great!!
You are so right that's the way it used to be. I enjoy one of the most wonderful fan films videos it's a guy who plays the Elf King singing about being the fashion king it is great the people who put it together that person who's doing the lip syncing amazing and he's a good coffee for Lee Pace which is really hard to do honestly for the film is Lee Pace is done in such an exotic way for the film a very thin Etc today you wouldn't recognize Lee Pace as the elf king just not the same anyway she's bad there isn't more of that on UA-cam anymore
Sadly youtube is becoming just like every other platform and censoring what doesnt fit into their narrative
Unless you are on the conservative side🥴
As an avid detectorist I can confirm this does happen on hunting grounds.
Tell me more about the metal detector sword fights. I might take-up the sport.
😆
@@BoffinGrusky you have to use the carbon fiber reinforced shaft for the detector fights. It's mostly a swing and parry method until someone gets swabbed in the face.
David Raful im glad you used the correct term of “detectorist” vs detector😉. Have you seen the series “Detectorists” on Netflix or Prime, it’s hilarious, especially if you enjoy the hobby as I do.
@@AZVIDS I haven't checked any of those out on Netflix. I get out every week on some amazing land permissions in Northern California. Best find is a CC $20 double eagle in AU condition. Lots of old gold and silver where i live still waiting to be found. I also love the relics!
The wig floating... 😂. The brightest spot of 2020 is the real King James.
I was going to say something about the wig too!
Absolutely
Its not a wig, the emp blast from the metal detectors caused enough radiation to make all his hair fall out at once. If you look closely you can also see his pubes floating away.
Everyone else: This is crazy.
Me a Walmart employee: just another day.
best comment
LOL... That is "Kevin James funny."
There are not enough words for how creative and hilarious Kevin James is - bravo, pure gold!
I found a beautiful solid gold wedding ring at the beach, the first time out with my metal detector. Problem was, the bride was still wearing it.
But where was she wearing it ?
take the ring and keep her burried :)
Can't tell if this is a 'How i met my wife' story or a 'The day i found a dead body' story. :D
@@hannjong5439 That's the part of the story that got me arrested.
@@spiderjeranimo4992 If you think about it, it could be both.
These short films are God level comedy.Thank you Kevin James for entertaining us.
I never knew I needed to see a sword fight with Metal Detectors... until today! Kevin James never disappoints!
Kevin James isn’t making these “shorts” as fast as I want to watch them! Genius!!!!
IMO this qualifies Kevin James as someone who could direct star wars films that were better than the last 2
Last three, the first of the new trilogy was just a new a new hope, 'cept worse.
The last 3
Yes he could. But to be fair, so could just about anybody else, even if he were visually impaired and had no experience with a camera.
The last seven, not counting Rouge One
@@marcushillerstrom25 bro prequels were good
I like the description; "Some things are worth fighting for even if you don't know what it is..." I couldn't agree more.
I appreciate that Kevin didn’t go for the obvious “oh it’s a bottle cap” joke.
He just let the absurdity stand by itself.
True Fact: this is happening right now at a beach somewhere in the world.
Thank you Kevin James for bringing us laughter again. Please, please, stay away from talking any politics at all. I cannot listen to Jim Gaffigan anymore since his twitter rant. Leave politics out of all of this. Thank you
that is true...gaffigan was my favorite.....now....meh....and he online content kinda reeks of desperation....cheers to KJ for carrying on.....i was wondering if anyone else noticed the gaiffigan change
He even expanded his acting skills with fight scenes. A true multi-talented actor that did his own stunts. Give this man a movie!!!!!
He did do a ufc fight movie
"I was here first!"
- When you're late in the comment section.
So this is what happens when Kevin James gets bored during quarantine lol Thanks for the awesome videos, this is what we all need these days!
*I really hoped, that the other guy gonna find a landmine and then blow up.*
my thought exactly, would have made vid even better
I thought he was gonna find a common nail. All that fighting for a piece of junk...hahaha
Same thing. Maybe that ending will be on the director's cut.
A shot of the winner getting on his knees and starting to dig, then switch to a shot of wig guy in the water on the foreground, the landmine goes off in the background and wig guy says "idiot" and paddles off.
Alternate ending!
This mans is single handily carrying the old ways of UA-cam
Stumbling across Kevin James' UA-cam Channel has been the highlight of my week
Incredible how important sound effects un movies are.
I am dying lol MARVEL needs to make METAL GUYS
They did, Tony Stark and James Rhodes.
Marvel needs to stop making cringe movies
How are these skits looking better then any movie trailers recently 😂😂
Always a treat when the magnetic vortex creates a tear in the time continuum.
Kevin and his editing and special effects crew need an oscar.
His videos are amazing
God, I want "Kevin James UA-cam Chanel" full-length movie so bad
Well that was cool. I’ve never watched Kevin James shorts before UNTIL NOW. This dude is hilarious!
Watch'em. All
I miss baseball 👍😆
he is not a dude you are a dude that's a man a handsome metal detector man.
You've got a lot to catch up on
John Massengale being a filmmaker, I’m definitely going to catch up as much as possible.
@@malcolmdwain his spoof of I Am Legend and No country for old men are my favorites.
I always wondered why his skit is so well done, dude has an entire production crew
Kevin James stands unparalleled
If 2020 had a metal detector the only thing it would find is Kevin James
Absolute. Metal.
Everyone with a metal detector will be bookmarking this video to watch when someone calls it a stupid hobby 🤣
Legend has it that he still in that Lake swimming with his metal detector to this day😂😂😂
This is among the absolute best.
Kevin sir, you have a comedic gift to make absolutely anything funny, this is hilarious yet again 🤣
I swear these two are co-workers...isn't that the guy from the office sketches James also does?
Yes
@@RadianFilms64 guess off work they really don't like each other then
Thanks for letting me know. Appreciate it
@@everyoneash Haha! I guess so. :))
Kevin James for president!! He is saving the world one video at a time!!!!
YES, JAMES FOR PRESIDENT !!
Mr. James, you make some of the most entertaining short content on UA-cam. So glad you found an outlet for your talent. Always funny!
The more Kevin James' UA-cam you've watched, the funnier each one is. So many layers...
You can see how Kevin loses his Hair in Water xD lol
i love how this is what a man with a $80 million net worth does in his free time
he's a Legend, nobody worth that much has sence of humor like Kevin xD
@Bill Blass asking us like we are google, go look it up like a normal person xD
@Bill Blass In a nutshell, your net worth is everything you own of significance (your assets) minus what you owe in debts (your liabilities).
As an example. Let's say you have a house but it has a mortgage of $250,000 (money that you owe the bank). And you also have $250,000 saved up in your private savings account. Then your net worth would be $0. Seeing as the money that you owe and that money that you have is equal to one another.
Here's another example. Let's say that you still have $1000 owing on your repayments for the new car you bought. But you also have $50 in cash inside your wallet. Then your net worth would be $950.
Your net worth is everything you own minus everything you owe. If you have a TV, speakers, games etc but owe your mom $250 for the bike she bought you then add up how much everything you own is worth (it's market value), minus what you owe, (the $250).
The wig flew off in slowmotion🤣! Liked the sword sounds👍Thanks Kevin!
Love the sword sound effects. I usually roll my eyes in the movies, but in this movie it made me laugh.
COME ON LETS GO ALREADY!!!!!!!! (Kevin James voice)
It's so true. Metal detecting is a dangerous hobby. That's why I quit. Many years ago a young punk heard of my metal detecting lore, and demanded a face-off with me, thinking he was the fastest and the best. When it was over, I had the sad duty of calling his mother and telling her to come to pick up what was left of her son's metal detector. The darn 10-year-old kid was crying on the beach and that's how I left him. I developed a conscience from that experience. I felt really bad. So I quit metal detecting, sold my gear, and hung up my diggers. I still think of that kid from time to time. I probably ruined him for life. He's probably a low-level accountant for a used diaper rental outlet now, taking up tiddlywinks or bingo as a hobby to pass the time. But clearly - he was asking for it.
ImTheDaveman The kid had to learn a lesson! 10 y/o is not to young and you were obviously the man to teach him!
Just as ImTheDaveman finished telling his tale to his son, both of whom sat comfortably upon the hearth of a fireplace, there came three knocks upon the front door. The knocks were heavy and slow; measured and powerful. The trio of booms, explosions that blasted throughout the suburban home, inflicted upon one the sense--no, the understanding--that they were fostered by a steady and seasoned hand, eager for vengeance.
A silent moment passed before ImTheDaveman arose and made for the door. As he did, the light of gentle flames cast a grim shadow upon his face. In his life as a detector, he let live but one, single enemy. A child. _The_ child.
His son called out for him, but his words fell on deaf ears. All that ImTheDaveman could hear as he crept forward were the sounds of clashing steel and digital beeps--the sounds of that fateful battle--and then at last... the wailing of a small child, no older than his own.
Clammy fingers curled around the knob, and with a cautious pull, the door upon which it sat croaked ominously. ImTheDaveman did not so much as look through the peephole, for he had already guessed what monster lurked beyond the threshold. He was, to his misfortune, correct. There in the shadows stood his nemesis, weapon in hand. A weapon unparalleled by any other; waterproof, lightweight, and able to unearth treasure in every type of soil. It was the legendary CTX-3030, forged by the great smiths of Minelab.
ImTheDaveman could see as clear as day, even as nightfall swallowed the world, that no longer was his enemy of yore a child, but a man. From that man's mouth came but five lonely words... and in them, a lifetime of malice had been imbued.
"You have something of mine."
@@alexc6414 I'd read this book
Hehehe come on @Alex, complete the story...dont leave us yearning..
1:10
The Stunt Wig did outstanding work!
I’ve seen many a stunt wig lose their grip attempting maneuvers like these.
👏👏👏
Be well, stay kind and blessings to all ~
This honestly makes me feel nostalgic for commercials from before. Great job
The other guy after all that: *finds it was just a quarter*
Also him: Aw dang... *casually moves on*
At the end, it would have been cooler if the guy who won said, "I was here 1st..."
The direction, production value, and talented filmmaking Kevin’s short film crew is able to produce is very impressive.
The production quality with these short films are amazing
If Kevin James gets infected by Covid-19 he could just edit it out
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What a legend!
This was better than endgames fighting scene against thanos!
Imagine life was this dramatic, everything is fun with Kevin james LMAOO
Never stop. These are pure gold!
“Oh look it was just a bottle cap.”
Imagine just driving on a bridge and seeing two guys fight with metal detectors
WAY better than most movies, THAT'S for sure.
Kevin James should be awarded for highest-budget comedy skits.
Kevin James, my hero:))
It would have been nice to see him pick out whatever they were fighting over, and it be like a bottle cap, or a quarter.
PLEASE Kevin - stay the course! - ....
you are the real entertainment now!. We need this!!!
Kevin James. A national treasure. Thank you Kevin!
Let's do this!!
Two questions: Isn´t that wig getting ichy by now, and was the whole reason to shoot that short to have a "light saber" fight with metal detectors?
Content like this makes me giggle in dark times and find some of my all lost hope back. Happy to be happy.
Am I the only one who appreciated the melee sound effects during the fight? It made me smile.
2 weeks ago...
Writer 1: you know about metal detectors?
Writer 2: yeah, the repel metal right?
Writer 1: idk probably, let's make a shot film about them
people already here in the comments before the premiere started XD
Fantastic. Having a shit day and I come across this gem.
I absolutely love the attention to detail in these. When Kevin did the slow motion "matrix" dodge of the metal detector I thought "Oh it needs to beep when it goes over his glasses". Then it fucking did just that!
Kevin James you are an amazing human!
Poor guy lost his hair when he fell in the water
Plot twist: *They were fighting over a bottle cap.*
This is America!
Kevin James .. i would like to say thank you for making this lockdown so much easier to swallow .. you are a real LORD
Kevin James you just keep giving! Absolutely love every video- keep them coming!
Roll Tape
Wife: Why are we on the side of the road? Something wrong with the car?
Me: That new Kevin James just dropped.😁
Every one of these is a masterpiece. Thank you. Just what I needed right now
This is exactly what I needed, you are the man Kevin James, thank you
Why can't Wrestling be this good.
🤣🤣
I was expecting at the end for him to then pick up a bottle cap, shrug, and just toss it over his shoulder
You are the glue holding society together right now. Thank you for your service.
Man keep up what you doing!!! These short films are SUPER GOOD i loves it
Can we just admit the coronavirus is not as bad as they say and we can just go back to life without masks or distancing.
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Yeah- but... what is the item that the metal detectors found?
😁
Jen's Gems a metal plaque that read “peace on earth.” 🎶One tin soldier rides awaaaay 🎶
He found a license plate that read “ first “
You were meant for UA-cam Kevin. This is solid content you are releasing. Love your channel. :)
WHY AM I JUST STUMBLING ACROSS KEVIN JAMES. A MASTER IN HIS CRAFT!
You missed the opportunity for a joke, at the end he digs up an old King of Queens lunch box...or maybe another metal detector with a skeletal hand attached...lol what ever, but we all were hoping to see what he found.
perhaps part 2 is in the works : )
*One of the weirdest thumbnails in my entire Subscription feed.*
Obviously you are not subscribed to the horror short film channel ALTER LOL
I love this characters story arch. From spacing out to obsessing over something I forgot. I’ve never related to a character more. 💛
Kevin James's videos are the only videos I will "like" before actually watching it.