Colonel Sander after therapy... Go confront your ptsd... After joining creek crawlers squad in helldive who took pleasure in his suffering. Emotional damage + PSTD intensifies...
*_SIR!! PTSD LET'S YOU KNOW THAT YOU SAW SHIT THAT WOULD PUT LEAD IN ANY BOY'S PENCIL, THUS MAKING YOU A PRIIIIIIIME EXAMPLE OF THE SURVIVOR BRINGIN' DEMOCRACY TO THE STARS, & LIVIN' THROUGH HELL MAKES 'EM BOYS BECOME REAL MEN FOR DEMOCRACY, MEN OF DEMOCRACY, & MEN BY FOKKING DEMOCRACY! SIR!!_*
Im stuck on the sidelines until i can but/build a computer, or Super Earth calls in the Xbox reserves. Thanks for beaming these transmissions out Sarge, see you out there on the battlefield soon enough. I CAN'T WAIT TO SPREAD SOME DEMOCRACY! FOR SUPER EARTH!!
SWEET LADY LIBERTY'S TITS, I LOVE THESE VIDS!! Dude, my Senior Drill Instructor was a huge FMJ fan. Every Sunday during Boot Camp he'd make us watch it.🤣 Said it was the only sermon we needed on Sundays. SEMPER FI, SIR!! I loved watching R Lee Ermy, man. Classic marine shit! 💜💜 😎🍻😎
This better not have been while major orders were going on to take over Zagon Prime A helldivers attachment to alien planets can be considered treason.
@@soundslikepizza that’s very unlucky copywriting is a pain in the ass since you can’t just use whatever song you want and face no consequences for it it’s all a big money grab in the end but anyway great video though serg
I’d quote something but this whooooole video is quotable 😂 you make the best content out there right now especially for HD2, OORAH Turtle Derpderpderp, OORAH!!!
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 bro Sarge videos just make the world and UA-cam a better place you have no idea how many people you be helping with this funny legendary stuff 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🙏
Wait when did Sarge get promoted? And when did he get prosthetics? Maybe I just noticed now, haha. First time on Helldive, though. Must've been a hell of a time too. Total wipe. Wow... And now we know FMJ and Forrest Gump are a thing on Super Earth too. :D
Have you tried the one hand smg main weapon with ballistic shield? I find that it makes clankers much simpler, railgun for hulks, if ya get em in the head its a one shot kill I have been wondering how reliable is the expendable against hulks Chargers die with a headshot but charger heads are massive
Turtle* Sanders reporting for duty 🫡🫡🫡
The legend himself reporting for duty 🫡🫡🫡
THE PORN BOTS ARE GONE I REPEAT THE PORN BOTS ARE GONE
Captain Sanders reporting for duty o7
Is that the official name for this character now? I used to just refer to them as "Sarge"
Should be Turtle Sanders from now on!
Colonel Sander after therapy... Go confront your ptsd...
After joining creek crawlers squad in helldive who took pleasure in his suffering.
Emotional damage + PSTD intensifies...
Pretty much 😂
The legend surviving the creek. Salute to you sir 🫡
Hahah thank you soldier but I DID NOT SURVIVE
01:50 "There bunch Vietcongs everywhere!" Made me laugh 🤣🤣
That PTSD really working overtime
Don't you mean Vietcogs?
*_SIR!! PTSD LET'S YOU KNOW THAT YOU SAW SHIT THAT WOULD PUT LEAD IN ANY BOY'S PENCIL, THUS MAKING YOU A PRIIIIIIIME EXAMPLE OF THE SURVIVOR BRINGIN' DEMOCRACY TO THE STARS, & LIVIN' THROUGH HELL MAKES 'EM BOYS BECOME REAL MEN FOR DEMOCRACY, MEN OF DEMOCRACY, & MEN BY FOKKING DEMOCRACY! SIR!!_*
Welcome to the planet where the fauna speaks binary.
The flora also speak it.... its a whole different beast of a planet
Not even allah can survive malevolent creek
MALEV CREEK IS MY WORST ENEMY
Just love the fact that everytime I see a video from Colonel Sanders my day brightens up! Keep up the fight! Semper Fi! OORAH!!!
Thank you soldier! Appreciate ya
@@soundslikepizza* affirmative derp derp derperderp baderperderp *
Absolutely my friend!!! 😂😂😂 love Sanders!! Thank you brother.
My pleasure man!
Im stuck on the sidelines until i can but/build a computer, or Super Earth calls in the Xbox reserves.
Thanks for beaming these transmissions out Sarge, see you out there on the battlefield soon enough.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SPREAD SOME DEMOCRACY! FOR SUPER EARTH!!
Hahaha my pleasure soldier, now HURRY IM FUCKIN DYING OUT HERE
"Welcome to melevelon creek, gentlemen. I will not lie: the chances of your survival are small."
"Friendship is more valuable than samples. OR SO THEY TELL ME"
I already watched the uncensored version but i cant get enough! Got to watch this one too!
Haha ay! Better with the music I bet 🤣
Been going through some dark times as of late and your videos are helping me through it. Please don't stop creating!
Ah that means a lot man, you make sure you reach out to someone if you need any help, you are not alone ❤️
Keep that fuckin' chin up, shit gets better, sometimes, soldier!
That guy saying we should kick him is how the game is when you use you're mic
Pretty much
It was his girl
Never had that issue myself. But then again the host is usually me or one of my buddies already.
An Average day at Malevelon Creek. Got the Drill Sergeant screaming at the others!
One day we will complete the creek
Complete? NO! YOU WILL CONQUER THE CREEK!@@soundslikepizza
@@soundslikepizza2 weeks later the sounds of freedom and liberation ring across the skies of the creek!
SWEET LADY LIBERTY'S TITS, I LOVE THESE VIDS!! Dude, my Senior Drill Instructor was a huge FMJ fan. Every Sunday during Boot Camp he'd make us watch it.🤣 Said it was the only sermon we needed on Sundays. SEMPER FI, SIR!! I loved watching R Lee Ermy, man. Classic marine shit! 💜💜
😎🍻😎
Hahah awesome brother, that's so sick and glad you like my stuff! 💪
@@soundslikepizza Any time, brother!🪖💣🎆💀
😎🍻😎
This is awesome laughing my ass off keep up the good work Drill Sergeant Hoorah !
Thank you Mike!
OORAH!!
OORAH
Watched the whole stream (on catch-up as in U.K.) brilliant 🤣 Be ace to see some Brits as our humour would blow up Sarge.
Hahaha thank you man!
🎶 our pizza is Super Earth made. He’s got fake arm and a really cool leg. He’s got a cyborg eye and deadly aim. Our pizza is Super Earth made. 🎶
😂 this is great hahaha
The creek never forgives
And it never forget
Had the stream running while I was diving myself, overjoyed to watch it again lol. Those dudes were so good and passed the vibe check
hell yeah!
Love you Soundslikepizza. You make me laugh so much!
Ah thank you angelica! You the best
And love you too! 🙌
@@soundslikepizza I’m sending you Texas love ❤️
Holy fuck it’s Col Sanders.
The man the miff
Thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
My absolute pleasure mate
I can't go back to the Creek. Too many good men lost
You must, for the fallen
Other players' reactions were Priceless^^. Keep it up, Sergeant!
Thank you sir! 🫡
I randomly found your videos holy crap I haven’t laughed so hard and you convinced me to get helldivers 2 keep up the good work man
Thank you brother and welcome aboard!
I kid you not, I was thinking this would be the perfect environment for this character and then this video drops. Love your work !
Thank you man!
Two in the pink n one in the sink 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 pure gold 😂😂keep it bro 💪👍🙌
😂 thank you bro
@soundslikepizza you're videos are pure gold buddy, good to see players with a sense of humour 👍 and having a laugh, keep um coming Hurrah bro 💪
Plz don't stop joining in helldivers! This is the best content on UA-cam bro 😂
Freaking hilarious brother Pizza! Thanks dude, have a great weekend!!
Thank you brother, you too!
Hell yea, love the end song... Everyone's a winner by Hot Chocolate
You know it! Video was a day late due to that song getting copyright struck
Turtle Sanders just brought Liberty-Tea to the MC. Robo-Congs incoming!
Robo-Congs LOOOL
Cologne sanders reporting for duty sarnt. We do not massarge the sosarge sir salute.
hahaha
Received a 4070 super today, getting ready to serve Democracy
Hell yes! It plays sooo smooth on pc
I warned you about Malevelon Creek, sir!!!
You sure did soldier!
This better not have been while major orders were going on to take over Zagon Prime
A helldivers attachment to alien planets can be considered treason.
😂 I play when I play sry but I go where needed
Oh man i hope these devs hire you to voice a new character in a dlc or something with that voice
Oh me too man trust me 🙏
Needs to be unfiltered so we can hear the swearing properly
Check the end of the video
Should have had fortunate sun playing in the background since it’s malevelon creek
I would love to but I can't just license every song in the world unfortunately, you can thank UMG for having a chokehold on the music industry 😏
@@soundslikepizza that’s very unlucky copywriting is a pain in the ass since you can’t just use whatever song you want and face no consequences for it it’s all a big money grab in the end but anyway great video though serg
The fact that you’re not a fellow American breaks my heart. Lol ohhhrahh
Hahaha oh nooo
@@soundslikepizzalove the fact it has, ‘translate to English’ under your reply to that comment lmao!!
Love your videos dude. You’re awesome!
God I can’t wait to go home and play this
Honestly I feel that every time I start it, even after platinuming it and playing like 70 hrs of the damn thing!
1st time ive heard anyone talk back to drill sergent or even contimplate kicking you!! hillarious!! glad i came u;pon your channel pizza!
The comedy is too good 🫡
thank ye!
FOR SUPER EARTH!
FOR SUPER DERK
From the moment I started watching this video I instantly remembered the amazing stream this was from. 😎
Hell yes! More soon? 👀
No wonder we can't hold the Creek 😂
This might just be the funniest shit on the internet right now.
Ah that's very kind of you to say brother 🙏
These videos are golden XD Gets your morning waaaay better
HELL YEAH!
First of all how did you get that atom voice and secondly that intro into the game was some energy
Best freakin energy man
Haha atom voice? 😂 I honestly have no idea man probably years of tweaking it and stuff tbh
like always serge at his best....... keep up the gud work pizza
thank you brother 🙌🙌
This don't look like the KFC/Taco Bell back in my town, Colonel Sanders is a ways away from home👀😮👀
😂😂😂
Hearing the echoh of pizza through the other guys mic make this the best intro
the hope of dropping with you or kyle hill add even more amusement to this hilariously perfect game
Hell yeah! Kyle hill the science fella??
The next video could use "fortunate son" lol
I’d quote something but this whooooole video is quotable 😂 you make the best content out there right now especially for HD2, OORAH Turtle Derpderpderp, OORAH!!!
Hahaha appreciate you brother
Been a long while since I waited for a UA-cam video to come out and then set aside time to watch it! Hooraah!!! 😂
Oh sweet liberty, this vid had me rolling
Ayy glad you enjoyed bro! 🙏
glad to see you finaly did the helldive on the creak next time bring the rpg it was made for the bots
thanks for the tip soldier!
Honestly, I’m waiting for the time I’ll get lucky and get shit like this.
Well I'm in every week and I might be livestreaming every recording session I do so you're in luck!
well, if I get lucky, Skull Admiral Drad serving on SES Mirror of Battle will gladly enjoy crazy ass warriors to fight alongside.@@soundslikepizza
Unlock your boosters Soldier!!!!
dude, these videos got my cracking up! keep it up
LIke a pack of skittles , Sweet freedom
Sweet skittle-tea!
Skittles are where real candy go to die
you made me buy the game and i like to roleplay, unfortunatley there are not many people who are really talking :((
keep it up seargent turtle :D
Hahaha you gotta search for ages man! Or just join some discord servers and people will be willing to comm and talk!
ONE LESS STRAT ON HD MODE????
Nahhh FOH with that
gotta love those automatons
When you can't have fun in a video game ^
Awesome video today!!!!!
Thank ye!
I can't breath 🤣 👍🏼
😎👌
Damn this was hilarious 😂
Thank you sir!
Man I love your videos, sir
Thank you bro!
Rated P for PERFECTION!!!
❤️ I love you sans
Lets Go!!!
💪💪💪
The fact he played CCR in the background is fucking killing me.
Hell yeah, not CCR though (unfortunately) 😂
@@soundslikepizza What?! That's not Run Through the Jungle?? 😦 well, fuck I been HAD.
An Austrian?! Get to the choppa, Arnold!
🫡 the real commando
Soundslikepizza: "Eat lead evil alien ro-buts!" *pause* "Huh, apparently they eat lead."
ORAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OORAH
OHHHH YEAHHHH :DDDD @@soundslikepizza
austria mentioned!
where are my fellow austrians?
Me apparently 🙋🏻♂️
OOORAH, OOO-FUCKIN-RAH, ROBO NAM!
ROBO NAAAAM
😂😂😂😂 omg this was priceless
OORAH
"OH MY GOD, sorry, danger close". lol.
Much love pizza❤
Much love moostard!
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 bro Sarge videos just make the world and UA-cam a better place you have no idea how many people you be helping with this funny legendary stuff 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🙏
Ah thank you man, as long as I make some people laugh that's all I aim to do!
Wellcome to space vietnam
Wait when did Sarge get promoted? And when did he get prosthetics? Maybe I just noticed now, haha.
First time on Helldive, though. Must've been a hell of a time too. Total wipe. Wow...
And now we know FMJ and Forrest Gump are a thing on Super Earth too. :D
Bots are really for the skilled and masochists.
You found people that don't immediately kick randoms, gj
Haven't seen fun like this since Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Have you tried the one hand smg main weapon with ballistic shield?
I find that it makes clankers much simpler, railgun for hulks, if ya get em in the head its a one shot kill
I have been wondering how reliable is the expendable against hulks
Chargers die with a headshot but charger heads are massive
Haha good tip man I'm not too well versed on higher difficulty bots so gotta try some stuff out and that seems like a good place to start!
I don’t see a Join option.
Iphone users got fucked on the Join button. I think apple wanted a cut of the money and google wasn’t having it. No join button for us.
@@LastEuropean RIP it's in the description anyway, the link
That’s the neat part you don’t 😂
😂
So many bots in this video
And it's a good thing!
At least they aint in the comments! (They still were but I hid those pussies)
You gonna roll with the Chief again soon? ;)
you know it!
Ah, just a group of men being perfectly friendly with each other :'D
this one is the funniest by far holy shit LOL
I keep hoping that one of these days when a random drops in, it’ll be Pizza
according to tropic thunder, viet kong is allrdy plural
YES
🙌
This game is so awesome 🤣🤣🤣
I totally agree soldier!
Good god, I haven't watched your videos in years 😅
Your videos were so entertaining back then I'd think you'd have 5 million subs by now
That’s me and the boys paying with him xD
Ayy! Y'all were too much fun, thanks for hanging 🙌
@@soundslikepizza thanks for the fun game! we couldn’t stop laughing xD
Pizza are you on PC or PS5 ? It would be an absolute honor to play a round or 2 with the Sarge
both! But PS primarily
Needs a scream of Medic