I DON'T Like BASS Anymore... :(
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2019
- The title says it all... :(
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Such a " *WHAT!?* " moment here
*wat*
First
Im calling the police...
My *"WHAT"* moment was the one when I read the title of the video
I'm going to slapp like now if you slapp red heart on this comment
Me: "My parents got divorced"
Davie: "Very funny"
Me: "Dude wtf this makes me really sad"
Davie: "LOL"
Me: "I think I might hang myself"
Davie: "Wise choice"
Thanks for the therapy again Davie, best therapist in the world
Tough love works sometimes. Lol
Good one, very funny!
Epico!
lol
That’s cool
Sigh
Me in therapy time: I'm actually a guitarist
Davie: That's not cool
Me: But i play bass sometimes
Davie: That's cool
Me: i don't want to live
Davie: *WISE CHOICE*
XD
LMAOO
Me in therapy session: "I'm terrified of losing my girlfriend because I got fat."
Davie: "LOL"
Get unfat
Skip 2 meals, don't eat shitty food, don't eat much in general, drink 4 bottles of water a day, smoke, exercise your whole body for an hour everyday.
That's how I got toothpick thin after my breakup, so maybe be smarter and try before the breakup.
@@Z0Z99 smoke? That will not help also depends mainly on how much already ate. Make sure to not eat to little.
Tell her how you feel, she'll accept you, you can lose the fat over time if you work for it
Eat lots of small meals actually. And choose low carbs, high protein/fat and it's super easy.
My parents: Why are you talking to your screen?
Me: *T H E R A P Y T I M E*
Your parents are obviously NOOBS!
Wise choice
EricVitamins wise choice
Epic
Omg
"I don't like bass anymore"
Me: Say sike right now...
69 likes
PERFECTION
"I feel the girl I like doesn't want to talk to me anymore"
"very funny"
What? Dude, I was always there for her and now she's ignoring me"
"LOL"
"I think I'm falling into depression again"
"Wise choice"
Nobody:
Davie: Click-baits but doesn’t at the same time
Do you mean click-BASS?
Task failed successfully
CHECKMATE
"These are confusing times"
click-BAIT... for the Bass... fish
therapy time:
"I got beaten up in school yesterday"
"I remember, very funny. Lol."
yeah.... good times
I lol’d
I said I got beaten up in the playground yesterday and he said I know it's a big problem
7:30 anyone see that shadow of someone walking there on the right?
I see it but who the f is this
Lucalex21 bASS
Rebel Friend Bass
When I saw it I thought I would post a comment about it !
Shadow reveal at 8m subs
Me: "I don't know what to do"
Davie: "that's cool"
Me: "I knew it!"
Me : “Today was my father’s birthday”
*Davie “I told you. that’s a problem”*
Me: "So I'm making some pizza..."
Davie: "I told you, that's a problem."
Me: "I know. You said I'm gonna get fat and die from a heart attack."
Davie: "I remember. Very funny."
Me: "..."
Davie: "L.O.L."
This don't get the slapp it deserves
Prediction: "I don't like bass anymore, I LOVE bass" will be the general idea communicated here
@Shawnaldo75 what part of prediction did you not understand
Predicted the same but i was wrong 😭
@Shawnaldo75 yeah, it is called prediction cz he didn't watch the video before commenting ...
69 LIKES KEEP IT THAT WAY
Me: *actually says problem*
Davie: "thats funny, lol"
Davie504 is cool right
Me: I don't have a girlfriend.
Davie: Wise choice.
_He wants to ask you out_
Said the same XDDDDDDDDDDD
The same for me and i start tout cry
Epico
Indeed it's a wise choise
Me: so my parents just got married and-
DavidE: i told you, thats a problem.
what if he’s right-
Me: I don't wanna go to school anymore
Davie: Wise choice!
Me at therapy time: "I think my crush likes me"
Davie: "Not so cool"
Therapy time:
“I think I have cancer”
“LOL”
XD
Davie in Russia be like:
*SLAV* Like now
Epico
Чиво блять?
@@me.stereo no u
Ярослав типо славяне
Davie is a Champion
And, the world is gonna take his name
Such a heart of fame
*He is my dear Love* 😘
I'm a forever true fan no matter even when u grow old.
I support you from heart 💓
Davie: tell me everything that u want
me: i want to die
Davie: told you it was a problemn
me: i tried to kill myself yesterday
Davie: i remember very funny
me: wtf
Davie: lol
me: can i kill my self now?
Davie: wise choise
me: ok i wont kill my self
Davie: thats not cool
me: then ima kill my self
Davie: thats cool
me: ok but ima slapp the like because i like it C:
Davie: i like it too
Me: Mum can we get a BASS
Mum: we already have a BASS at home
The BASS at home:
BASS(FISH)
therapy time:
"I realized I want to kill everyone"
"Wise choice"
"Sylvester Stallone I challenge you"
*shows Arnold schwarzenegger*
Outstanding move
😂
Nice catch bro.😂😂
who actually stayed for therapy time?
⬇️
Only one here
Me
I skip 10 secs until end, but after I read Comments I comeback again.
Some Water O M G
This comment has 69 likes
Me:"Shoud i learn guitat"
Davie:that'sNot cool
Me:Then 🅱️ass?
Davie:That's cool
Me: I’m just trying to live my life.
Davie: Wise Choice.
*V E R Y W I S E*
Therapy Time
Me:
"My 14 year old dog died today"
Davie:
"LOL"
'lemao'
🅱️ in chat
🅱️
F
🅱️
Davie says "Wise choice"
Me thinks of Miya of Mobile Legends ❤
Dave never liked bASS
HE LOVED IT
therapy time:
Me: "I do not have friends"
Davie504: "LOL"
Lis fan too bro❤️
M I N D B L O W I N G
Hella yes
You clearly me 4/20/69
Davie: " I don't like bass anymore."
*Top 10 anime betrayals*
but he is in real life
Top 10 Italiano betrayals
@@phantix8786 woooosh...
Davie: but it's the fish.
*Top 10 anime plot twists*
@@mobilefanta8936 r/wooosh
Io amo QGFVHC!!! Spero di poter suonare con te , anche per sbaglio, una volta nella vita. Se ne vedono così pochi di artisti in giro ;)
Therapy time: *starts*
Me: *plays guitar*
Davie: I told you, that is a problem.
Therapy time
Me: "My cat got ran over by a car"
Davie: "I remember, very funny"
69th like!
Lmao
Me telling Davie that my crush doesn't like me
Davie: L O L
Lots Of Love
same lol
same lol
me: I think I should commit suicide
Davie: Wise Choice
At therapy time, I talked about how I don’t have my BASS right now, IM SO SADDDDDD😭😭😭😭
‘SLAPP like again’
Little did he know, all that does is unlike the video
Me: I've actually been quite happy
Davie: *thats a problem*
miCCu quite*
@@carters1209 ive been loud happy
U must be HAPPIER!
Me: "I feel like a friend lied to me."
Davie: "LOL"
Me: "But at least I'm doing well at my new job."
Davie: "That's NOT cool."
me:talking to davie while therapy time
davie:(cutting me in the middle of my sentence) I remember,very funny
THerapy time:
Me: "I eat shit"
Davie504: "Told you, that's a problem"
Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
Davie:
Every instrument *EVER* is a bass
Me:
Mayonnaise is a bass?
If 1 = 2 then mayonnaise = bass
Davie : "i don't like Bass anymore"
Me as an asian : "i don't like rice anymore"
Davie: "I don't like Bass anymore"
Me as an italian: "I don't like pizza anymore"
@@HeloFish hahaha genio
0:
Davie: "I don't like bass anymore"
Me as a Pole: "I don't like bigos anymore"
Very impressive. But can you eat rice with a grain of rice?
I grew up in West Virginia. Doddridge County. Good luck finding a cool place in that state.
me: idk, I think I'm kinda in love with you
davie: wise choice
ME: Davie, im having a severe depression these days...
Davie: THAT’S COOL
was gonna like the comment but it's on 69 I'm sorry
@@xenia6139 then like and make it to 696
🤣
slap like now. OMG
Therapy Time.... subscribe now..
Me: *tells my therapist all my problems*
Therapist: "Lol"
Me:
"Thank you for the bass"
me: my family died some weeks ago
Davie: I know verry funny.
More people will stick around for therapy time if you give a riff to play or some practice tips?! You're great, keep up the great work and we all keep slapping like
*at therapy time*
me: my dad left me at a young age
davie: *wise choice*
XD
* Seinfeld theme starts playing
emotional damage
Therapy session:
Me: "I just met this girl online but she only likes boys that kiss her feet and... "
Davie: "I like it too"
Name of the girl? I ask for a friend of mine
@@GravityZx bill cosby
@@GravityZx kevin spacey
@@GravityZx Ted Bundy
@@GravityZxJoe Rama
1:31 I have that bass too! It was super cheap but plays and sounds great. Very impressive.
Come to Morgantown, WV!
Me: a girl I liked just rejected me
Davie: wise choice
🅱️
🅱️
Dating is a waste of time. Now, go slap your pain away.
🅱️
🅱️
Davie: "I dont like bass anymore"
Me, ethnically Russian: "I dont like vodka anymore"
"ethically" wait vodka isn't ethical?
@Vika Zontikova I dont like kovrы anymore...(Livin' in kovrov)
I don't like maple syrup anymore (Canadian)
@Vika Zontikova what?
Are there "ethical" Russians?
"i want to get a bass for Christmas"
"not cool"
:(
"Obama, I challenge YOU to a bass battle" - Davie504 2019
Davie: “I don’t like bass anymore”
Also Davie on therapy time: “this is a problem, a big problem”
Hanselll wez
Instead of “disapprove”
Davie504: N O T. A P P R O V E.
approven't
Did anyone else get an add of some guy named Extreme bass challenging Davie to a bass battle? Or doing a line like Davie did?
Therapy time:
Me: i broke my ankle yesterday
Davie: I remember very funny
0:06 QGFVHC is “Qualche Giorno Fa Vi Ho Chiesto” and is the translation of Some Days Ago I Ask You. LOL ahahaha
Therapy Time: 10:06
"i like ice cream"
"i like it too"
That scares me a bit XD
The ad in the start was actually a guy accepting davie’s bass challenge
You totally edited out a laugh when you said “I like it too” during the therapy session, I can see it in your soul!!
“I’m eating breakfast mate.”
Davie: “That is a problem”
Me: "I'm having troubles finding a job and pretty stressed out"
Davie: "Very funny lol"
Ethan Logan i say the same think
Lmfao i said the same thing XD
All you bums need to get skilled in something so you are more employable.
Discovered your work the other day, you're now one of my fave UA-camrs of all time!
Me: my first bass is coming in the mail today
Davie: that's not cool
Davie: "I don't like bass anymore"
Everyone: _You are the enemy of the people_
Jiren in your recommendations The mofo needs to start a band. He’s got to get tired of making/editing a bunch of videos every day. Unless of course, he’s making a lot of money. But damn, he should go on the road with some guys. He’d improve a whole lot more and he could also meet some of his fans and subscribers
me : I wish I can buy a bass
Davei504: 9:30
5:36 :>
Me:that's Arnold scha
Davie:thats Sylvester stallone
Me: I’m afraid to die a virgin
Davie: l o l
Douglas he laughs because he thinks it’sfunny that you think that’s even possible. Trust me buddy, if you just put yourself out there you’ll find someone who’d like you. Even if you think it’d be impossible right now, you never know what life is gonna throw at ya.
Besides, statistically you have a higher chance of getting laid than you do of dying a virgin, just based on previous patterns and the size of the population as a whole, so the odds are theoretically in your favor.
@@Da_Swifta So you're saying if I want to be statistically interesting I have to avoid women entirely
"Every instrument is actually just a bass"
Me, a flute player: I can't argue that
you *SLAP THE HOLES*
flute is a tubular base with 0 strings which is slapped on the holes, and like the piano has hammers to slap, the flute indirectly has wind.
CHECKMATE
You slap wind. Is it possible to learn this power?
There is one that doesn't need slap, its like a old thingy that makes alien noises
@@blitzkrieg7353 That's the noise of an alien getting SLAPPED!
QGFVHC Is for SDAIAY in italiano
Teacher and Davie: S L A P B A S S
new kid named bass:chuckles I'm in danger
Therapy Session:
Me: My parents died in a car crash
Davie: L o l
EPICO
omg
S l a p *B A S S*
F
That's a tragedy! I hope you yourself get well soon. Hard times to come but I believe in you being strong!
therapy time be like:
Me: my girlfriend broke up
Davie: lol thats funny
damn did she fall? what was inside of her?
Or also like *EPIC*
@@user-qx7tm5df8j I think his gf is a cookie. Or a warm apply pie that he violated like in the movie American Pie. He's a sick POS bastard either way.
@@LuisRamirez-ln3cj im just going to pretend to know what POS bastard means
Try to reassemble her with glue or tape
Me: My grandpa died :(
Davie: *w i s e c h o i s e*
Me: (says the same thing)
Davie: NOT EPICO
Me: My neighbours died
Davie: Thats Cool
00:06 italian version of "some days ago i asked you" wich stands for "qualche giorno fa vi ho chiesto"
Therapy Time:
"i like porn"
"that's not cool"
He's right, you know
"I like it too"
Therapy time
"My mom died"
" I told you its a problem"
"Yes we are al very sad and my dad wants to kill himself"
" I remember very funny"
"No you basterd its really not"
"LOL"
" he really does not want to live anymore and we don't know how we will survive without parents"
"Wise choice"
"I will unsub"
"Not cool"
" Omg he just hung himself"
"Thats cool"
" I am preparing to do a school shooting"
"I like it too"
" i am going to collect tons of ammo"
"Keep it up"
@@vcprado You're very special.
Me: Sees Title
Also me: IMPOSSIBLE!!! I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!!
Davie is the only one ALLOWED to call the police
*O M G*
1:16 Davie plays saxophone?
Davie: No
Also Davie:
*plays a saxophone in last year*
I'm sorry but there aren't really any place to go in West Virginia. Although playing with our mountains in the background would be captivating. Sadly though the Blue Ridge Mountains are not in West Virginia.
Me: "I helped save an eleven-year-old boy from cancer this week"
Davie: "That's not cool"
Me: "Sadly another boy died because he couldn't get treated"
Davie: "That's cool"
Thanks for the therapy session, Davie.
Read it from the bottom to top and it has been fixed-
--ifthat'struethenI'mindeepsad--
(imgonnar/wooshmyselfsoon)
9:48
"I'm picking up an instrument"
Davie: "wise choice"
"It's the Bass"
Davie: "that's not cool"
"fine I'll pick up the guitar then"
Davie: "that's cool"
"I suppose the guitar also sounds good"
Davie: "I like it too"
"cool, I'll learn the guitar then"
Davie: "Keep it up"
I'm calling the police
Wait. That's illegal
That's verry illegal
Police he is here
*_OMG_*
0:42 / 10:17 go here every instruments is not just a bass like you can say piano like bass or trumpets like bass not just "Every instruments is bass"
Wow on the therapy session I actually did talk about how I was thinking to quit my job. N you said that's not cool right after that. I'm not quitting my job now
Therapy time
Me: "I didnt get enough money to pay rent, :( "
Davie504: "I remember, Very funny."
Therapy time
“I’m pretty sure people want to murder me.”
“That’s cool”
QGFVHC is sdaiai in italy
3:02 wait, Phineas mom uses pick?! that's illegal 😡
Therapy time:
"I wanna hang myself with my GUITAR strings"
"Wise choice"
It is a wise choice
If you play guitar you should do that (JK DONT DO THAT)
"I dont like davie504 anymore"
-Bass 2019
(the fish)
IMPOSSIBLE
Epic
@@ttvnebulus5859 Epico*
Hi Davie504!! I am a newer fan of your epic bass videos. I am an organist and pianist that subscribes and SLAPPs like on every video, and was wondering if you could SLAPP some Bach on your bass, specifically Bach Cello Suite in G major Prelude. Or is it too hard????
6:09 It sounds like he's saying släpp, which means drop in swedish.
Therapy time
Me: “I’m still single”
Davie: “LOL”