This is the most I've ever been into GTA Races ever since I first started watching these kind of videos 6 years ago when SMii7Y did the windmill pranks with Scotty, Marcel, and Cr- I mean He Who Must Not Be Named.
Yumi’s whole bit starting from him turning before he DNF’d at 39:49 was absolutely golden, Yumi with a bandana flying towards you from above at supersonic speed but in a slow motion cutscene saying “Wassup gangsta, I’m a crip” in a quiet voice while giving Tupac backshots
I like how blarg just accidentally buys the requirement for the cayo preico heist after the combined brainpower of the goons were only able to get to a rock off the shore.
Matt when you scream in anyway whether it's you getting mad or out of excitement, you make my day every time! You remind me of Tyler whenever you scream!
He may do the dark humor heehee haahaas but man is a nice dude besides that. Man did get a degree in automotive engineering so he could totally start Frog Motors
14:06 for anyone wondering why that is a big deal, helium is used in many scientific fields, medicine, manufacturing for complex technologies, exploring space, and many more
Wasn't the actual problem about some big helium reserve being fully depleted a few years ago? It's less like a global shortage, and more like a "shit, now we have to go somewhere else to get more", right?
Watching blarg fail on that ramp to wall jump was so frustrating. Edit: omg the other race has another jump like the other. How does blarg not comprehend you hit the jump right in the middle. He keeps riding up the highest point. Omg he got it finally.
"Turtles are the special-class of the jungle" 😂 It is also funny that the boys focused on "the jungle" part. "Jungle" can refer to "uncivilized/undeveloped/wild land", such as in the case of "a Lion is the king of the jungle" even though a lion lives in the open savanah, it is the jungle bc it is untamed nature; regardless of the amount of trees and vines.
13:03 *DUDE NO JOKE THIS KILLED ME* I used to work with a dude, MAJOR conspiracy theorist. One of those "oh the government is watching us all, they're putting microchips in our brains" type of guys. But this was the one he was very vehement on. Not the moon _landing,_ he genuinely thought the moon was not real. "You're only supposed to see it at night, but how come I can see it during the day, it just doesn't make sense. It's a hologram on a projector." Not sure if the copious amounts of dope he was smoking had anything to do with it, but dude was off his rocker. Went full psychopath during COVID and got fired for it, for a couple months we thought he might come back and shoot up our store
The second oldest tortoise died in 2006 and was taken home by Darwin nearly 200 years ago. Tortoises and turtles live a really long fucking time. This one died just a few months before Steve Irwin in his zoo in Australia.
Man Yumi scares the fuck outta me. I just checked out his album, and now coming back and seeing this side of him, got straight whiplashed. Blarg a real one for putting up with em 😂
brothers on that Bogart Pack from the Boof Dimension *(Blessed by Snoop prior to smoking, of course.)* - got em doing taxes in his sleep just as a reprieve from how goddamn immaculate the waking life is
This may be legitimately the most incoherent video I have ever watched on UA-cam in MANY years. I felt like I had some sort of out of body experience with how unintelligible your conversations were. With that said, I do not regret a single moment of it and hope to see more videos like this.
By the end there, i felt transported thru time to a place where ytube gta was the BEST thing on the platform. I havent laughed that hard in a long while guys thanks blarg! Canada represent!!
Blarg, you should 100% get an arena war car. That way you can pick the homies up in a gay mad max car and when you do the arena war shit later, you have the advantage with having a custom car! Also, one of the cars has a giant fist as a ram, only thing is that it sucks compared to the other ones
Blarg being fr donating to a cleft lip palate association, as someone who has it and went through five surgerys before I was 2 because of it I'm grateful 🙏
I think I'm losing either my hearing or my mind but Trippy sounds like TheDooo some times. I thought it was TheDooo playing with them until I heard him laugh n then I knew that was Trippy lol 😅🤣
Nothing says a blarg video like listening to 4 guys talk about giving back shots and fuckn old people while also having elevator music playing in the back ground 😂😂😂
Best racists imo
I only like watching them on certain races tho. Some races just aren’t as good.
This is the most I've ever been into GTA Races ever since I first started watching these kind of videos 6 years ago when SMii7Y did the windmill pranks with Scotty, Marcel, and Cr- I mean He Who Must Not Be Named.
as a black man, I agree
Lmao 😂
They’re the only good racists LOL
That's where you're wrong, Blarg. Over 90% of this groups fan base would EASILY click on a video titled "GTA Backshots"😂😂
Lmao why you gotta call us out like that 😂
cuz its true@@HowieRaps
I literally just clicked on a video titled "Backshot Roulette"
Yumi is losing it more and more every video. The man is on edge and it's just getting funnier.
Edge?
Tip for blarg: the submarine that you bought unlocks the best heist in the game and probably would be chaotic if playing with friends
Bold of you assuming he reads comments
@@M0unty-lv9csRight, send a pipebomb to Blarg's house in order to encourage him to read the comment
"didn't ask"
@@M0unty-lv9csmost good youtubers read their comments. Just not all of them reply
Incoming video: Cayo Spederico
You know its going to be good when you aren't sure what's happening within a minute of watching...
Make that 5 miutes
@@pansyjoe5595 make that 10 minutes
Make that 42 minutes
I watched the entire thing and i'm convinced it was a drug-induced hallucination
Make that the first 30 seconds
23:51 - "I love that Grizzy sees a picture of a dead turtle and says "Y'all racin' already?"."
Grizzy being Grizzy 😂...
Yumi’s whole bit starting from him turning before he DNF’d at 39:49 was absolutely golden, Yumi with a bandana flying towards you from above at supersonic speed but in a slow motion cutscene saying “Wassup gangsta, I’m a crip” in a quiet voice while giving Tupac backshots
So glad yumi has a channel so he can document his slow decent into torrettes mixed with schizophrenia
It's glorious
Torrettophrenia
@@brziperiod torrettopherenia, me when I hallucinate a family of car people
@PequenoPipo lol
is this a joke or does he actually have torrettes syndrome and schizophrenia?
This was fucking hilarious, please blarg never leave this group through hell or high water. There is something magical here man.
I like the fact they saw the corpse of a deceased turtle yet they emphasize the fly that's just chilling on it's carcas instead.
I like how blarg just accidentally buys the requirement for the cayo preico heist after the combined brainpower of the goons were only able to get to a rock off the shore.
Matt when you scream in anyway whether it's you getting mad or out of excitement, you make my day every time! You remind me of Tyler whenever you scream!
The one thing that I've learned from this video is to NOT let Blarg be the getaway driver, bro couldn't pullout of a driveway. lol
Blarg trying to figure out the ramp to the wall runs drives me insane..
Knowing that Matt donates 30$ monthly to help people with cleft lips honestly warms my heart.
I had no idea that's pretty epic
He may do the dark humor heehee haahaas but man is a nice dude besides that. Man did get a degree in automotive engineering so he could totally start Frog Motors
@@brziperiodthat would be cool if he started a car company
14:06 for anyone wondering why that is a big deal, helium is used in many scientific fields, medicine, manufacturing for complex technologies, exploring space, and many more
@@youknowitbetter1020 Beware of the matress your putrid body will lay on this night.
Wasn't the actual problem about some big helium reserve being fully depleted a few years ago?
It's less like a global shortage, and more like a "shit, now we have to go somewhere else to get more", right?
It's actually impressive that they manage to make content just by talking about random things while playing something.. and I gladly enjoy it
First It was frogs in his pool now turtles under his garage door, next it'll be lizards on his grill
The Holy Southern Trinity.
The helium disappeared with the 11 billion crabs
9:26 they said Blarg got diddled. Now its a year later and all the stuff that came out about Diddy. Now we DEFINITELY KNOW that Blarg got diddled lol
Yumi is the human equivalent of a fever dream
This is one of the most braindead Gta video I’ve seen in a while, Also glad to see trippy get involved in the chaos!
I love it when everyone starts up random conversations that just make you laugh instantly xD
Watching blarg fail on that ramp to wall jump was so frustrating.
Edit: omg the other race has another jump like the other. How does blarg not comprehend you hit the jump right in the middle. He keeps riding up the highest point. Omg he got it finally.
Live commentary
@@pokeryea i was losing it watching him.🤣🤣
28:23 Yumi turned into Mr. Crocker lmao
Bold of Blarg to assume the boys ever had sane minds to begin with
Love your profile pic, I love me some Heisenberg
You kinda remind of my friend, Walter White :)
bot
@@hoods-s Don't start this with me
@@LiamDeege what? don’t want the truth?
8:57 That noise means a mod bot entered the lobby and is advertising their scam. Usually CashLounge or some bs.
1:47 "must've been Clara" 😂
"Turtles are the special-class of the jungle" 😂
It is also funny that the boys focused on "the jungle" part. "Jungle" can refer to "uncivilized/undeveloped/wild land", such as in the case of "a Lion is the king of the jungle" even though a lion lives in the open savanah, it is the jungle bc it is untamed nature; regardless of the amount of trees and vines.
13:03 *DUDE NO JOKE THIS KILLED ME*
I used to work with a dude, MAJOR conspiracy theorist. One of those "oh the government is watching us all, they're putting microchips in our brains" type of guys. But this was the one he was very vehement on. Not the moon _landing,_ he genuinely thought the moon was not real. "You're only supposed to see it at night, but how come I can see it during the day, it just doesn't make sense. It's a hologram on a projector."
Not sure if the copious amounts of dope he was smoking had anything to do with it, but dude was off his rocker. Went full psychopath during COVID and got fired for it, for a couple months we thought he might come back and shoot up our store
Blarg buys a submarine, then runs all the way uphill to his garage…
The second oldest tortoise died in 2006 and was taken home by Darwin nearly 200 years ago.
Tortoises and turtles live a really long fucking time. This one died just a few months before Steve Irwin in his zoo in Australia.
Let's go, more GTA races
Man Yumi scares the fuck outta me. I just checked out his album, and now coming back and seeing this side of him, got straight whiplashed. Blarg a real one for putting up with em 😂
im really upset i didnt get to see soup's dead turtle
or also known as; *The Soup Turtle*
Every time blarg posts I prepair myself to laugh for the entire video
How?
Another chaotic gta race video. We love the GTA online content blarg keep it up
Man I need me a 2lb foaming beef-ish bazooka frfr
29:00 easily the best part of the video.
YUMI WAS SMOKING SOMETHING THAT NOBODY EVEN HEARD OF FOR SURE
brothers on that Bogart Pack from the Boof Dimension *(Blessed by Snoop prior to smoking, of course.)* - got em doing taxes in his sleep just as a reprieve from how goddamn immaculate the waking life is
without Helium we cannot operate a lot of machinery that relies on super cooling. I don't understand why we allow it to be wasted on balloons
Soup killed a turtle, I hit a bat with a frying pan. It sounds the same
My favorite piece of Blarg lore is that he sends money to a charity for people with clef lips & has for 2 years and has 2 key-chains to show for it
I couldn't stop laughing when soup mentioned a bulgarian and on top of that to be a bomb thrower. Greetings from Bulgaria
I don’t know how u guys can lose ur minds when the goons and Yumi don’t have one
This may be legitimately the most incoherent video I have ever watched on UA-cam in MANY years. I felt like I had some sort of out of body experience with how unintelligible your conversations were. With that said, I do not regret a single moment of it and hope to see more videos like this.
22:14 this part is so fucking funny 😂😂😂
By the end there, i felt transported thru time to a place where ytube gta was the BEST thing on the platform. I havent laughed that hard in a long while guys thanks blarg! Canada represent!!
2:59 screw blinker fluid this guy needs some got damn ROUTER FLUID YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
Literally put any gta 5 gameplay time lapse with this video audio and nothing will change😂😂😂
Matt reminds me of someone who would steal children’s toys for money
The grandma thing went on for so long lmao
17:42 best line ever 😂
8:54 o ya there was somthing, my sub went nuts like Godzilla was stalking you.
So glad to see you guys playing with Trippy!
4:05 *”Siberian Bomb Thrower”* didn’t go over well in 1914, they had to put that shit to *cleep*
Is this really blargs first time encountering *vineboom* x6 "hi guys"
its so fascinating that you have 1.1 million subs but this video only has 27 likes
My friend has a cleft lip and was able to pay for a surgery thanks to one of those organizations, so thank you blarg lol
Blarg, you should 100% get an arena war car. That way you can pick the homies up in a gay mad max car and when you do the arena war shit later, you have the advantage with having a custom car! Also, one of the cars has a giant fist as a ram, only thing is that it sucks compared to the other ones
Good day when blarg post
man.. to have bois like this to play games with
Blarg really did one grenade on that guy with the launcher like it was easy wtf never seen something so smooth he didn't even acknowledge
Blarg being fr donating to a cleft lip palate association, as someone who has it and went through five surgerys before I was 2 because of it I'm grateful 🙏
I swear to god, Blarg's video footage is the visual representation of someone going autopilot...
This was the hardest I've laughed in ages
why didnt anyone make a TURTLE NECK SHIRT joke when yall were talking about the damn turtle wearing a shirt?! lol
So happy when I saw yum I and soup they bring out the worst in each other and I mean that in the best way possible
Bro Soup is my man. He knows his music. Phonk is superior
Today we almost lost another legend 😢😢😢 blarg thought of buying a submarine
Brother, I wasn’t ready for that grandma bit bro
You guys have GOTTA play with Spaceboy as James Randal
HELL YEAH BROTHER IM CLEFT LIP
I think I'm losing either my hearing or my mind but Trippy sounds like TheDooo some times. I thought it was TheDooo playing with them until I heard him laugh n then I knew that was Trippy lol 😅🤣
I get ads for ADHD help when I'm watching you blarg lol
Clicked for boredness
Stayed for the immaculate banter
Will click again
28:23 Why does Yumi sound like the teacher from Fairly Odd Parents?
i appreciate that blarg donates 30 a month for kids surgery, makes me love watching just a bit more :)
Anyone who has ever said they were speechless wasn't speechless.
That turtle died like Sergei from Black Ops 1
this was the wrong video to try and take a sip of my coffee while watching.
Vin diesel’s real name is Mark Sinclair
"5 and Yes." 😆
I was so lost watching this video but 10/10, would watch again
Most definitely one of the funniest Vids Blarg. 😂👌🏾💯
I now regret my habit of immediately leaving a like on a vid when i hit 7 minutes in lmao
I liked the video, went back unliked the video and re liked the video to show my appreciation for the gilfs
5:53 the men have found out our secret, ladies. 🦎
Blarg is on a 5 handicap??? Holy shit...... cool video too but damn
2:17 do you understand the amount of money to make if you had a red rocket
It drove me nuts watching blarg fail at using a ramp into a wallride.
You really need to do the heist that comes with the submarine. Im absolutely certain it would make a good video.
Welp, there goes my braincells
Thanks for making me laugh my brother died yesterday but I’m a lil high to
Does anyone else go onto a soup video and keep the quality on auto so it goes to 144p randomly to make it even more deep fried
At 18:00 I literally got a sea turtles ad, never had that happen
Blarg is life
Yumi is amazing in this video!!!!
damnnn i didn’t know matt was nice at golf 👀
Nothing says a blarg video like listening to 4 guys talk about giving back shots and fuckn old people while also having elevator music playing in the back ground 😂😂😂
Damn, and my ass was born with a cleft lip. Appreciate you Blarg lmaooooooo
i can confidently say there was no low opacity image of thanos in the purple confusion