Beat an already dead man to death and scream at the corpse "tell jesus to subscribe to modest pelican" as it will really spread the good word of the channel
Thickman is an economic genius. Every episode he starts with nothing and then has tons of money when he is finished. Regardless if he is selling drugs.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when you hear “Meet Thiccman” Edit: I did not expect this comment to get over 100 likes let alone a reply from Modest Pelican himself thank you
My grandmother was dying because I wouldn’t let her stop drinking water and now she won’t wake up, I think I should just wait and not do anything because water is the Jesus juice.
I had an art lesson where we had to draw birds. I got given a picture of a toucan and said to my partner if he knew what bird it was. He said it was a pelican. Under the pelican oath I throttled him.
That intro had me rolling. I would love to see his face when one of those 65 year old women actually message him and he's no longer allowed to lead Sons of Virgins because he isn't one anymore. Have your very own Finch with Stiflers mom moment.
You see when papa peli says that it isnt his normal gta online game every video, it means every video of gta online is fresh, new and unique, stay hydrated ya'll
My friends were tether diving and I cut the ropes to make sure they were sufficiently hydrated, they haven’t come up in 5 minutes so I think they’re enjoying the water Are you proud of me peli?
It legit makes my day when this humble and majestic water bird uploads. Just recently went through all of the GTA videos again and finished today so perfect timing on the upload.
"Man needs a hobby, such as a video game RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS" Raid ad starts playing, and next thing I hear is peli saying "just kidding". *are you sure about that?*
You took Marto getting your car impounded like a champ! If more people were like you and just beat their friends to death after they messed up, the world would be a better place! Stay hydrated, folks.
Today, my little sister turned 2 years old. She was born on the 15th September and she likes to say a few words. She calls me “Nik Nik” and and likes to say “Peppa” as Peppa pig is her favourite show. I recently taught her to say “Modest Pelican”, which she pronounces “Modess pelcaan” I hope you can see this, papa peli, she loves you 😂
Intro idea : hey lads and lasses get all of the children in your basement and tell them to raid the White House and force joe Biden to change America to pelicans and water
You should go on a toor called “the sons of virgins take control” and make everyone who turns up where modest pelican merch and if they don’t, you hydrate them until they drown
I took all the bibles in my church and replaced all of Jesus' quotes with "subscribe to modest pelican". I hope that really helped spread the good word of your channel.
That’s really good but how about I went to my local church and I change the religious murals of all the saints and turned them into “modest pelican” in the inscriptions below them say “subscribe”
I see that Papa Peli is very creative with his titles again.
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I went through several years of missionary training and went to south Africa to preach, just to spread the good word of your channel
thanks mate that helps me out a great deal
as a south african i can confirm this
It’s true. I was South Africa
@@makgotlammolaeng5398 I third this notion
I also approve of this
Remember: Water is the universal solvent. Stay hydrated.
wise words sniperflash, wise words
@@ModestPelican so it’s Russian water roulette
@@ModestPelican hey pelican when will you finish story mode
“Stop stalking me pervert”
Papa peli: playing hard to get I see
SCP should be capitalized btw
@@alliedanchor8864 fax
"beating an already dead man to death" - Modest Pelican, 2020
Beat an already dead man to death and scream at the corpse "tell jesus to subscribe to modest pelican" as it will really spread the good word of the channel
ur name confuses and frightens me sir
why cuneiform
Papa peli “my DM’s are open”
The 65+ aged women 👁👄👁
More like 🤤🍑💦💦
When you realize 65+ aged women are very likely to have children
And alot of children use their parents account as kids especially on UA-cam...
@@mizta6819 oh no
Stfu
@@mizta6819 Even better😈
I only use water based lube, stay hydrated Christians
stay clean
ah yes you use your saliva
@@goldenbudgiereal that’s not what I meant but sure, I am a classy lassy after all
69 nice
I want to like this but it's at 69likes right now so i won't
Burn the trees and blame it on the pigeons, as this shows that pelicans are the ultimate race
that's a classy play bro guy
then go hydrate the trees as this really helps spread the good word of the channel
Nuke Africa and blame it on seagulls,as pelicans are the gods of our world
@@aceandco.dodumbstuff7599 lol thanks for spreading the good word
10:01 “Exploding your e-girlfriend is something no man should ever have to do” you had me dying 😂
It's time to commence: Operation hey, how did that child over there get an American-made military-grade m4
No it’s: It’s time to commence operation hey, how did that child over there get an American-made M4?
I just definitely changed all of the artists placards to say “by modest pelican”
ty Edward
it’s true. i was the placard
@@majesticeagle2067 it's true I was the painting
@@ModestPelican call him, special ed
@@ModestPelican when is story mode comig
Thickman is an economic genius. Every episode he starts with nothing and then has tons of money when he is finished. Regardless if he is selling drugs.
ty mate that means a lot
Pelican: I'm joking
Raid Shadow Legends: *TRIGGERED*
4:16 You had me worried for a sec then but it's a good joke.
You know it’s going to be a good day when you hear him say “Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here with gta online.”
Are u hydrated. People comment this to spread good word of pelican
*HYDRATION*
Liquid
Water
Good
Drink up
today wasn’t a regular day as the police finally found the “hydration layer”
oh boy
oh boy
oh boy
Oh boy
oh boy
Hey peli, I'd play with u. I'm always hydrated and never sleep because I worry that the kids in my basement are going to escape.
That made a quick turn.. - xD
Lmao
Most youtubers: "lets make an new refereshing vid title!"
Papa peli: "lets just change usual into regular"
Mad respect for the grinding
You know those old females are probably children on their moms phones
thats a nice little situation I like to call a win-win
Not to be the annoying "EdIt ThX FOr tHe lIkeS" but I never got 63 likes 👌
@@themonkey9683 it's annoying
@@themonkey9683 Respect
Or dudes who just set their profile gender to female.
DUDE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING IT HAS MADE MY LIFE A LIT BETTER AND DECIDED AGAINST DOING THING I WOULD REGRET FOR MY WHOLE LIFE
you legend Chris I appreciate it
You know it’s gonna be a good day when you hear “Meet Thiccman”
Edit: I did not expect this comment to get over 100 likes let alone a reply from Modest Pelican himself thank you
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
Stealtho Marto: messes up papa peli's car
Papa peli: 2:54 Bad! Marto! bad!
4:18 I literally double-tapped the right side of my screen when you said that, but luckily I heard you say “kidding” right before I did
My grandmother was dying because I wouldn’t let her stop drinking water and now she won’t wake up, I think I should just wait and not do anything because water is the Jesus juice.
Bloody Legend
Pelican: I'm joking
Raid Shadow Legends: TRIGGERED
When is it ever a “ regular” day in gta online
exactly
exactly
exactly
exactly
exactly
People who can’t swim just want extra hydration
when i saw that you uploaded i generally threw my arms up on the air. no lie your content gets me through the day hydration nation forever
Me: there isn't anything good to watch
Funny guy obsessed with pelicans: *uploads*
Me: this changes nothing
Jk I love ur vids
Shadow fight
If Your Car Gets Impounded You Can Call Your Assistant And Get It Back And Delivered To You
That’s no fun
Intro: please get into a loving relationship and eventually have intercourse and urge the mother of you newborn to call the baby modest pelican
As this helps spread the good word of the channel
The 4 people who disliked must be dehydrated
They must be thirsty
or work for Raid: Shadow Legends
@@guitarman0365 the most dehydrated company and game
9:13 Ah yes the Crim enterprise pack a great choice
I had an art lesson where we had to draw birds. I got given a picture of a toucan and said to my partner if he knew what bird it was. He said it was a pelican. Under the pelican oath I throttled him.
Man I was so hydrated I started choking on water, luckily I drank it all before I drowned
My little brother refused to drink his water today, is 1 week in the pool enough for such sinner?
I’d say a month or two.
Hi dare that sinner it shall be 69 YEARS
Make sure it's the deep end, gotta drink all that water
I'd say 3 weeks
Heretic Boy!!!! 6 months and in the coldest months in the pool for him!
That intro had me rolling. I would love to see his face when one of those 65 year old women actually message him and he's no longer allowed to lead Sons of Virgins because he isn't one anymore. Have your very own Finch with Stiflers mom moment.
I dont even play any of the games he plays but i enjoy every single one of these videos, great content
You see when papa peli says that it isnt his normal gta online game every video, it means every video of gta online is fresh, new and unique, stay hydrated ya'll
“The streets raised me, so I’m gonna probably end up joining ms-13” I’m dead
The title: today wasn’t a normal day
The video: I’m broke again
Me: ok so nothings different
My friends were tether diving and I cut the ropes to make sure they were sufficiently hydrated, they haven’t come up in 5 minutes so I think they’re enjoying the water
Are you proud of me peli?
He’s not proud as your part of a goose cult
@@Daniel_K95 geese and pelicans have historically been allies in each others time of need, just remember the sparrow uprising of 1247
@@cultofgoose1942 ah yes, the uprising
@@Daniel_K95 see, Person remembers
5:45 when you're invited to the party as an introvert, looking for the least socially exhausting position to be at while also be included
Papa peli in the intro be like I am gonna jump none can stop me
4:50 “I grew up in an alt-right neighborhood “
Who saw that he deleted hes new cod in a nutshell vidoe
Same its why i went to this video
TheNightFox did you see it
TheNightFox cause i did not get w chance to
Haha lol I like that everyone else had the same idea as me😂I was wondering the same thing it looked interesting
“I don’t understand why anyone would like this when your could be having the time of your life”
I've been watching this for a good while now, it's so funny! Good work you funny ass Malaka!!
4:18 lool that made me laugh
Why did you delete the video today
"Today wasn't my regular day on GTA online" is it ever?
It truly makes me sad to see the end of a papa peli masterpiece
It legit makes my day when this humble and majestic water bird uploads. Just recently went through all of the GTA videos again and finished today so perfect timing on the upload.
i been lo key hate watching your vids for a while now but litrally lol'd about 4 times during this. Subbed.
Love the people around you, and cherish the moments you get to spend with them
¡Peace, love and more life to everyone out there, stay safe! 👊🏿🙏🏿❤️
"Man needs a hobby, such as a video game RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS" Raid ad starts playing, and next thing I hear is peli saying "just kidding".
*are you sure about that?*
Hi
The king returns
Papa peli,I am not hydrated. And a pelican just stole my cheeto puffs. Forgive me, for I have sinned in my rage.
Last time I was this early, the PewdiePie vs. T-Series war was still going on.
WW3
pay respects for fallen soldiers
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I water boarded my grandmother to make sure she's hydrated
Yo peli, you had a call of duty video posted a few hours ago but now I can't find it, where did it go??
That pump-fake Rage Shadow Legends got me lol
I just discovered you today and I've watched like a dozen videos and the more I watch you the more I like you
8:57 ur boy from the middle east (israel) is gonna joining the millitry next year by ur command❣
2:25 i dropped my water i was hydrating from to like the video,
as i didn’t want a crushed head
Sick new intro edits papa peli
You're gonna always be the best UA-camr out there for this Raid Shadow Legends joke xD Perfect!
Why did you remove the cod cold war vid?
title: “Gta but it’s wholesome”
thumbnail: mowing down innocent civilians with a futuristic minigun
Um what happened pelican you just uploaded and i was about to watch it and then it was gone
These commentaries are godly. Love the vids man keep it up!
You took Marto getting your car impounded like a champ! If more people were like you and just beat their friends to death after they messed up, the world would be a better place! Stay hydrated, folks.
Today, my little sister turned 2 years old. She was born on the 15th September and she likes to say a few words.
She calls me “Nik Nik” and and likes to say “Peppa” as Peppa pig is her favourite show.
I recently taught her to say “Modest Pelican”, which she pronounces “Modess pelcaan”
I hope you can see this, papa peli, she loves you 😂
wholesome bro
Modest if you ever want me to run bogdan for you I will it’s painful seeing anyone with less than 500k
Me with 50 k
@@loud4life920 oof
Me haveing 5000 😎
bro it’s been a while since i watched u and now u have 1 mil congrats
Dude..you are super funny man😂😂
I guess you get that from staying hydrated
Honestly because of the title I expected like no team kills...... just good pure christian hydration fun
Edit: I was almost right!
I clicked the second like, and that may just be the highlight if this day
I was first for the first time ever
appreciate it mate :)
@@iluvcincixx918 lier. people can see when u like
Intro idea : hey lads and lasses get all of the children in your basement and tell them to raid the White House and force joe Biden to change America to pelicans and water
Noice.
1:35 greatest reunited scene ever! You can really see through all her scratches and dings. A hardened soul underneath
You have got to love the title change
UA-cam: here's 100 comments
Me:why can't I see them?
UA-cam: ...
Me: ...
UA-cam: you aren't hydrate-
Me: shush
yt do be preaching hydration
@@ModestPelican agreed
Today we are witnessing Modest Pelican becoming a griefer...
love you Peli (no homo)
Dont we all
I’ve suddenly found my new favourite UA-camr your videos are really funny to listen to
I cant live without the hi lads and lasses in the morning
You should go on a toor called “the sons of virgins take control” and make everyone who turns up where modest pelican merch and if they don’t, you hydrate them until they drown
wassup fellow pepe brother
S2_vidoedo welcome brother
@@kylewhite7367 thanks mate
7:50 I’m from the Middle East 😂
I took all the bibles in my church and replaced all of Jesus' quotes with "subscribe to modest pelican". I hope that really helped spread the good word of your channel.
That’s really good but how about I went to my local church and I change the religious murals of all the saints and turned them into “modest pelican” in the inscriptions below them say “subscribe”
Again I say this is greatness no lie I love your content
I love this video it drowns out my family arguing
Just watching your vide are wholesome keep up the good work
Papa Peli, the only one that can keep u entertained with gameplay on 0 volume
I just came back to your videos and damn your channel has grown like 800k grown
Peli I’m proud to say I’ve been watching u since like 300k and I’m VERY hydrated thank for the content
You are actually very funny, i just wait for these video’s every week.
I like how you tubers like this can make me and everybody else follow them like a cult. A modest cult
You bring light into this world!