I heard my friend wasn’t hydrated so i took him fishing and when we wasn’t looking i shoved his head in the lake i think he loves it he has now stayed there for over a month
You gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers. I suggest kidnapping his whole family then forcing him to drink 90 liters of water in a minute and a half
I once went third wheeling my friend and his girl on a date and after my friends date i walked away with his girl because i was hydrating so much and she thought that was hella sexy because i looked more alpha male with the water
My parents weren't hydrated so I put their heads in the toilet so that they can drink all the water they want. It's been 10 min and their still in there.
You probably will never read this Modest Pelican but if you want a quick way to make money you can get 600,000 for doing the missions to get the navy revolver, stone hatchet, and the gold revolver along with getting them in Red Dead Redemption, if you do the weapon missions you can also get another 150,000. I love your gta vids!
I go to a Christian summer camp but I told everyone to praise you and subscribe to you (and said to stay sufficiently hydrated at all times). Just to spread the good word of your channel
My best friend wasn’t staying sufficiently hydrated, so I took them outside during a tropical storm and forced them to dance the Rain Dance at gunpoint, and that has really helped spread the good word of your channel.
I became an artist went into an art museum, took a mean shit and smeared it on the wall writing “subscribe to modest pelican” to spread the good word of your channel
The American government was not happy with the pelican suggestion, but I convinced them to have it hold a water bottle instead of a torch as that is heat and heat makes you dehydrated
“Meet THICCMAN, a retired assassin who is on a mission to become the most powerful crime lord in Los Santos whilst also ensuring he stays sufficiently hydrated at all time, these are the BOYS BOYS BOYS and together they made a feared moped gang known as The Machete-wielding-beach-goer-slashing-while-riding-moped-in-tandem Sons of Virgins. These are their stories.”
Hi modest pelican gaming. Thank you for keeping me going through these tough times. You are the best. Also, who else randomly found this channel 1 day and now watches him daily ⬇️
For years I have had a problem where I didn’t drink enough water and no one could find a solution but after watching you Wholesome Christian hydration promoting videos I am actually water now, no-Joke!
Hi modest pelican my friend wasn’t keeping hydrated so I put his head in a sink and now he is so hydrated he’s not moving he’s probably enjoying it a lot
Hey mate. I just wanted thank you for these videos. My fiance and I broke up three months ago and I was in a very low place. I had to move back home and I had nothing to do until I got a job and the only thing I had to look forward to were your videos. I swear some days it's the only thing that kept me from falling apart. I'm doing a lot better know and even if you never see this, thank you sir. YOU hydrated me.
I had a friend that wasn’t hydrating himself. So I typed him up to a chair and forcefully made him drink a gallon of water, afterwards I dressed him up in a pelican suit and put him on a popular television show. I support my boi
Little did peli and the bois know, that the prank would’ve rather gone sour either way as the car was armored and it’s would’ve stayed intact long enough for the two blokes to enact revenge
There was a man that wasn't hydrated in red dead so I tied him up and threw him in the water to hydrate. Video game characters need to stay hydrated too
Flooded my local police station and filled it with pelicans. This will spread the good word of your channel and will keep our law authorities hydrated. A win win! Update: the pelicans have founded their own society and there’s a small mangrove ecosystem now! There’s no downsides. Staying hydrated, spreading good word of your channel, and being eco-Friendly!
Modest pelican thank you for helping me in gta. You taught me so much. You never mess about and always get things done with the boys boys boys. I am so confident with this statement, that i am buting my hydration for a day on the line, if you can find me a video by modest pelican not completing anything in Gta. And please spread the good word of this channel.
Your content is what inspired me to promote hydration by drowning my friends. They were so happy that they screamed with joy when I did it. I love being a good friend
In order to hydrate people I purchased a tank and made it work with a power washer, they were so hydrated they fell asleep and haven’t woken up in three days!
There are 3 things we need to do in life
-Get Paid
-Get Laid
-Hydrate
Get paid
Get laid
Get hydraid...ed
69th like
Jackson Wright yay secks number
Get hydrated, play the government and pre Marel hand hold
get paid
get laid
gatorade
I heard my friend wasn’t hydrated so i took him fishing and when we wasn’t looking i shoved his head in the lake i think he loves it he has now stayed there for over a month
Id like but it's the funny number
Slyder 69?
Jayden Ortiz no, 42
4Hundo no,227
Real_name_hidden, no 258
My friend wasn't staying hydrated so I took his grandma hostage until he drank 45 liters of water in 3 minutes
thanks mate this helps my channel a lot
Modest Pelican Gaming my online friend wasn’t staying hydrated so I found his address and beat the crap out of him
@@gladimirputin6300 wow you suck, you should have waterboarded him
You gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers. I suggest kidnapping his whole family then forcing him to drink 90 liters of water in a minute and a half
Good job
“Water is life’s matter and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.” - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi. Discoverer of
Vitamin C
Keep hydrating
Ok
No
@@4nonym0u5 yes
My friend wasn’t seen sufficiently hydrated so I buried him under ground and I’ve been watering his coffin ever since
Ur action is justified
Do it again
Now he will grow into an even bigger dissapointment
How do you people come up with these jokes?
Good job brother
8:12 Crosby floats dead while they beat each other up.
Underrated.
My friend wasn’t drinking his needed 37 litres of water everyday so I kidnapped his dog
Same here bro
Nice job
Did u make corona soup
I believe 37 pounds of cocane is an acceptable alternative to water
Is your friend’s name John Wick?
I once went third wheeling my friend and his girl on a date and after my friends date i walked away with his girl because i was hydrating so much and she thought that was hella sexy because i looked more alpha male with the water
dam what a success story
Modest Pelican Gaming dam... like a dam filled of water. Nice one. Good joke. #hydr8
i really read this comment in my head with papa peli voice
You must be more hydrated then modest pelican
and everyone clapped
Papa peli you know how you died from smoking the devil’s lettuce does that mean your the spirit of hydration
yes mate
@@ModestPelican why do autralians always say mate after a sentence
@@hackneyafcc5907 Why wouldn't they?
@@hackneyafcc5907 because we can mate
HackneyAFCC yea mate
7:05 IDK WHY BUT THE AJAX SPRAY AND WIPE GOT ME AHHAHAAHAHAHAH
“Hi Lads and Lasses, Modest Pelican here with Red Dead Auto Online” Just a suggestion
Sadly rockstar abandoned it
@@musio3438 yeah
5:45 Identity theft is not a joke. Millions of family suffer from it every year!
My parents weren't hydrated so I put their heads in the toilet so that they can drink all the water they want. It's been 10 min and their still in there.
Beastly Fetus wow they must really like water then
@@user-dy2sx2ze9j yup they haven't moved in quite a while probably fell asleep from drinking too much
Make sure that they're actually drinking the water, instead of fooling around in the toilet bowl.
you're a great son mate
Oh they were drinking it I thought they were dead well done to them
Me: Mom, can we have the Last of Us 2?
Mom: We have the Last of Us 2 at home, 1:44
Eh better than the real game lol
That’s not how you do it
@@youngreezy7293 ????
I had the flu a couple weeks ago and your videos got me through it thanks for keeping me hydrated
You probably will never read this Modest Pelican but if you want a quick way to make money you can get 600,000 for doing the missions to get the navy revolver, stone hatchet, and the gold revolver along with getting them in Red Dead Redemption, if you do the weapon missions you can also get another 150,000. I love your gta vids!
"60s gangster" he says while Carbo is wearing a long coat and bowler hat driving a 1930s-era car
Chicago 1960 gangster
One of the only channels I enjoy watching from start to finish.
10:36 I’m ginger and can relate
i jk i love you
@@ModestPelican no need to be sorry if you speak fac
I go to a Christian summer camp but I told everyone to praise you and subscribe to you (and said to stay sufficiently hydrated at all times). Just to spread the good word of your channel
just reminding everyone to stay hydrated bois
I stay hydrated by drinking children blood
@vinch pop 😂
Prison mike
@@donquijote8735 the office
yes thank
My best friend wasn’t staying sufficiently hydrated, so I took them outside during a tropical storm and forced them to dance the Rain Dance at gunpoint, and that has really helped spread the good word of your channel.
I really wish that he could put the live conversations between them more often
I became an artist went into an art museum, took a mean shit and smeared it on the wall writing “subscribe to modest pelican” to spread the good word of your channel
My imaginary friend wasn't hydrated, so I pushed him out of an airplane over the ocean, and he hasn't been found so he must be loving it!
“Imaginary”
TrashPlayzzz good lad
The American government was not happy with the pelican suggestion, but I convinced them to have it hold a water bottle instead of a torch as that is heat and heat makes you dehydrated
Pelican was on point with the sarcasm in this one. Airtight.
8:56 That Backflip tho
Family friendly and narcotics are two things I thought I'd never hear in the same sentence
10:35
as a ginger
i laugh
and cry
“I couldn’t have predicted this if I tried”
I bet you could if you really gave it your best effort mate.
Believe in yourself
Loved the vid peli keep up with the bangers
My friend forgot to stay hydrated so I zip ties his hands to a military submarine
8:55 No one gonna talk about that guy being yeeted.
It’s always a good day when Papa Peli uploads
“Meet THICCMAN, a retired assassin who is on a mission to become the most powerful crime lord in Los Santos whilst also ensuring he stays sufficiently hydrated at all time, these are the BOYS BOYS BOYS and together they made a feared moped gang known as The Machete-wielding-beach-goer-slashing-while-riding-moped-in-tandem Sons of Virgins. These are their stories.”
Words of a legend
Hi modest pelican gaming. Thank you for keeping me going through these tough times. You are the best. Also, who else randomly found this channel 1 day and now watches him daily ⬇️
If you wanna get attention and likes make a hydration joke that takes hydrating someone to the extreme
2:10 loved that ten commandments reference
Your videos never fail to cheer me up.
And keep me hydrated 😉😁
Are we all gonna ignore that sick moto-flip at the beginning of the vid?
I like how from moving from the casino to his farm he already spent 1400$
Thanks for the stellar content mate! This is the only thing that keeps me sain.
10:37 but im a ginger
And my dad and i play hide and seek all the time except i havent found him for the past 13 years
He must be really good at it then.
For years I have had a problem where I didn’t drink enough water and no one could find a solution but after watching you Wholesome Christian hydration promoting videos I am actually water now, no-Joke!
My friend wasnt hydrated so I had to dump his body in a lake. Inspirational story
I love you Pelican, the way you do your videos is just my favorite!
Hi modest pelican my friend wasn’t keeping hydrated so I put his head in a sink and now he is so hydrated he’s not moving he’s probably enjoying it a lot
he just really likes water mate you did the right thing
We need to get this legend to 1mil
My dad went to get a bottle of water 7 years ago. What an idiot he could have just got as much as he needed out of the sink.
I took over the news station and went on TV and told everyone to sub to you as it really helps spread the good word of ur channel
My friend wasn't hydrated, so I drowned him, just so he could be hydrated.
You are a great friend
The whole point is that he is always hydratiohydratio
This series is like Breaking Bad
Peli is Walter White
Crosby is Jesse
And Marto is just a junkie
"I could have never predicted this.."
He gets a girlfriend and is no longer a virgin
that means he can no longer be in the gang "sons of virgins"
his parents could be virgins... bruuh
Sons of virgins not group of virgins.
“SONS of virgins” not bunch ole virgins
@@thisisafalseaccount105 it says sons of virgin's
Thedarklord 101 wait, if their parents were virgins, how were they conceived?
*brain.exe has stopped working.*
I actually love this channel so much
I came here earlier than my dad when accidentally making me
Stay hydrated though
I always make sure everyone in my house is sufficiently hydrated
Imagine caring about being first xD
Nemo Nikyt first reply
Sabre_Wolf_02 first reply to reply
xI Vincent Ix first reply to reply to reply
It's about as bad as being born a ginger.
Please never change your content is honestly funny
aloha
Hi
Aloha
Gina sticks wa konihiwa
@Some Thing hi
Hey there first commenter
Dude with raccoon mask: middle finger
Peli: so you have chosen death
That’s me lol
Help I’m being harassed by someone😂, but should I tell them to stay hydrated?
Yes tell them to rethink there choice
Well it wasn’t me
Maybe ;)
The part about Stealtho Matto cosplaying as a weed plant was funny af.
You’re basically the Dutch of GTA. “We need more money!”
This is top gta online content and please post more of these vids🤟🔥!
Noone:
Crosby doing a clean flip at 8:55 😂
Modest pelican is an underrated masterpiece and don’t worry I’m hydrated
Damn 30k in almost 40 minutes bro you deserve it. For keeping so hydrated
Hey mate. I just wanted thank you for these videos. My fiance and I broke up three months ago and I was in a very low place. I had to move back home and I had nothing to do until I got a job and the only thing I had to look forward to were your videos. I swear some days it's the only thing that kept me from falling apart. I'm doing a lot better know and even if you never see this, thank you sir. YOU hydrated me.
7:48 is when my verse of the day notification came on
1:12 I laughed so much then
Me: watching this video peacefully
Also me: is ginger
Themodestpelican: 10:30
Thick man is so hydrated he can do backflips on a motor cycle while papa pelican tells us who thick man is
Man hydration cured me of the corona virus thanks pelican
I had a friend that wasn’t hydrating himself. So I typed him up to a chair and forcefully made him drink a gallon of water, afterwards I dressed him up in a pelican suit and put him on a popular television show. I support my boi
Please do a Halloween episode and do a facecam with a pelican mask on.... Please. I need it in my life
Little did peli and the bois know, that the prank would’ve rather gone sour either way as the car was armored and it’s would’ve stayed intact long enough for the two blokes to enact revenge
There was a man that wasn't hydrated in red dead so I tied him up and threw him in the water to hydrate. Video game characters need to stay hydrated too
I wached this and remembered to stay hydrated.
Good to see even more top teir Christian Music content.
I’ve been looking at comments and it’s fun to see people adopting his humor
The water in GTA is very wet. Perfect for hydration
Modest pelican is definitely my favorite youtuber he inspired me to be hydrated
Wife: are you sure you can you do it
Me: yes i peli-can (chuggs a keg of water)
Flooded my local police station and filled it with pelicans. This will spread the good word of your channel and will keep our law authorities hydrated. A win win!
Update: the pelicans have founded their own society and there’s a small mangrove ecosystem now! There’s no downsides. Staying hydrated, spreading good word of your channel, and being eco-Friendly!
i had a really bad day today, this made it better, thank you peli
Modest pelican thank you for helping me in gta. You taught me so much. You never mess about and always get things done with the boys boys boys. I am so confident with this statement, that i am buting my hydration for a day on the line, if you can find me a video by modest pelican not completing anything in Gta. And please spread the good word of this channel.
@modest pelican please replace the red circle in thumbnail into a water bottle ring as this will boost hydration
Could you maybe do a playlist of all your hitman videos? The only thing keeping this channel from being perfect
I actually like that even though modest has loads of subscribers he still replys and reads comments
4:55 the car and trailer stays hydrated.
I drowned myself to stay hydrated and when I went to heaven I told them to subscribe to your channel since it spreads the good word of you channel
The “boys boys boys” gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:14 almost spat out my drink
Your content is what inspired me to promote hydration by drowning my friends. They were so happy that they screamed with joy when I did it. I love being a good friend
The ginger the line made me spit my water out. 😂😭
In order to hydrate people I purchased a tank and made it work with a power washer, they were so hydrated they fell asleep and haven’t woken up in three days!
peli i think youtube is glitched it said your video was "inapropriate" but you are an educational christian youtube channel
im not joking your videos specically make me really happy
Man! Micheal had some changes throughout this, inspiring diet and workout video!
I told all of the protestors to say pelican lives matter as this does spread the good word of your channel