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  • @jaqueefxd9979
    @jaqueefxd9979 4 роки тому +606

    There are 3 things we need to do in life
    -Get Paid
    -Get Laid
    -Hydrate

  • @jaydennugs5160
    @jaydennugs5160 4 роки тому +512

    I heard my friend wasn’t hydrated so i took him fishing and when we wasn’t looking i shoved his head in the lake i think he loves it he has now stayed there for over a month

  • @emileheskey7494
    @emileheskey7494 4 роки тому +941

    My friend wasn't staying hydrated so I took his grandma hostage until he drank 45 liters of water in 3 minutes

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +374

      thanks mate this helps my channel a lot

    • @gladimirputin6300
      @gladimirputin6300 4 роки тому +33

      Modest Pelican Gaming my online friend wasn’t staying hydrated so I found his address and beat the crap out of him

    • @suicidalpancakepress5756
      @suicidalpancakepress5756 4 роки тому +29

      @@gladimirputin6300 wow you suck, you should have waterboarded him

    • @zstuff7061
      @zstuff7061 4 роки тому +7

      You gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers. I suggest kidnapping his whole family then forcing him to drink 90 liters of water in a minute and a half

    • @shadymccain9522
      @shadymccain9522 4 роки тому +2

      Good job

  • @lazy_pegasus
    @lazy_pegasus 4 роки тому +275

    “Water is life’s matter and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.” - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi. Discoverer of
    Vitamin C
    Keep hydrating

  • @dawnelayos3785
    @dawnelayos3785 4 роки тому +571

    My friend wasn’t seen sufficiently hydrated so I buried him under ground and I’ve been watering his coffin ever since

  • @philv2099
    @philv2099 4 роки тому +3

    8:12 Crosby floats dead while they beat each other up.
    Underrated.

  • @danieloray5649
    @danieloray5649 4 роки тому +517

    My friend wasn’t drinking his needed 37 litres of water everyday so I kidnapped his dog

  • @henryd-t4i
    @henryd-t4i 4 роки тому +177

    I once went third wheeling my friend and his girl on a date and after my friends date i walked away with his girl because i was hydrating so much and she thought that was hella sexy because i looked more alpha male with the water

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +79

      dam what a success story

    • @jackbouchard2574
      @jackbouchard2574 4 роки тому +4

      Modest Pelican Gaming dam... like a dam filled of water. Nice one. Good joke. #hydr8

    • @Mowadium
      @Mowadium 4 роки тому +4

      i really read this comment in my head with papa peli voice

    • @carlossandoval3445
      @carlossandoval3445 4 роки тому +1

      You must be more hydrated then modest pelican

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 роки тому +1

      and everyone clapped

  • @mrbiscuits001
    @mrbiscuits001 4 роки тому +91

    Papa peli you know how you died from smoking the devil’s lettuce does that mean your the spirit of hydration

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +60

      yes mate

    • @hackneyafcc5907
      @hackneyafcc5907 4 роки тому +1

      @@ModestPelican why do autralians always say mate after a sentence

    • @joris_db
      @joris_db 4 роки тому +1

      @@hackneyafcc5907 Why wouldn't they?

    • @werewere1734
      @werewere1734 4 роки тому +1

      @@hackneyafcc5907 because we can mate

    • @kash9765
      @kash9765 4 роки тому

      HackneyAFCC yea mate

  • @ResetYourKid
    @ResetYourKid 4 роки тому +3

    7:05 IDK WHY BUT THE AJAX SPRAY AND WIPE GOT ME AHHAHAAHAHAHAH

  • @StandbySM
    @StandbySM 4 роки тому +75

    “Hi Lads and Lasses, Modest Pelican here with Red Dead Auto Online” Just a suggestion

  • @TakshakAKALali
    @TakshakAKALali 2 роки тому +1

    5:45 Identity theft is not a joke. Millions of family suffer from it every year!

  • @Dannyy29
    @Dannyy29 4 роки тому +128

    My parents weren't hydrated so I put their heads in the toilet so that they can drink all the water they want. It's been 10 min and their still in there.

    • @user-dy2sx2ze9j
      @user-dy2sx2ze9j 4 роки тому +17

      Beastly Fetus wow they must really like water then

    • @Dannyy29
      @Dannyy29 4 роки тому +15

      @@user-dy2sx2ze9j yup they haven't moved in quite a while probably fell asleep from drinking too much

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +11

      Make sure that they're actually drinking the water, instead of fooling around in the toilet bowl.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +48

      you're a great son mate

    • @oliver.mayes2305
      @oliver.mayes2305 4 роки тому

      Oh they were drinking it I thought they were dead well done to them

  • @vlog-o7h
    @vlog-o7h 4 роки тому +27

    Me: Mom, can we have the Last of Us 2?
    Mom: We have the Last of Us 2 at home, 1:44

    • @musio3438
      @musio3438 4 роки тому +2

      Eh better than the real game lol

    • @youngreezy7293
      @youngreezy7293 4 роки тому +2

      That’s not how you do it

    • @expo6877
      @expo6877 3 роки тому +1

      @@youngreezy7293 ????

  • @Bullfighter55
    @Bullfighter55 4 роки тому +3

    I had the flu a couple weeks ago and your videos got me through it thanks for keeping me hydrated

  • @tangentsquid1704
    @tangentsquid1704 4 роки тому +1

    You probably will never read this Modest Pelican but if you want a quick way to make money you can get 600,000 for doing the missions to get the navy revolver, stone hatchet, and the gold revolver along with getting them in Red Dead Redemption, if you do the weapon missions you can also get another 150,000. I love your gta vids!

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 4 роки тому +12

    "60s gangster" he says while Carbo is wearing a long coat and bowler hat driving a 1930s-era car

  •  4 роки тому +1

    One of the only channels I enjoy watching from start to finish.

  • @cjh3676
    @cjh3676 4 роки тому +17

    10:36 I’m ginger and can relate

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +11

      i jk i love you

    • @name298
      @name298 3 роки тому +2

      @@ModestPelican no need to be sorry if you speak fac

  • @dk4203
    @dk4203 4 роки тому +1

    I go to a Christian summer camp but I told everyone to praise you and subscribe to you (and said to stay sufficiently hydrated at all times). Just to spread the good word of your channel

  • @silasmerrill2594
    @silasmerrill2594 4 роки тому +89

    just reminding everyone to stay hydrated bois

  • @amanofmanytentacles970
    @amanofmanytentacles970 4 роки тому +3

    My best friend wasn’t staying sufficiently hydrated, so I took them outside during a tropical storm and forced them to dance the Rain Dance at gunpoint, and that has really helped spread the good word of your channel.

  • @matthewclough1023
    @matthewclough1023 4 роки тому +24

    I really wish that he could put the live conversations between them more often

  • @lightskinphenomenon
    @lightskinphenomenon 4 роки тому +1

    I became an artist went into an art museum, took a mean shit and smeared it on the wall writing “subscribe to modest pelican” to spread the good word of your channel

  • @trashplayzzz8559
    @trashplayzzz8559 4 роки тому +33

    My imaginary friend wasn't hydrated, so I pushed him out of an airplane over the ocean, and he hasn't been found so he must be loving it!

  • @maxibon_0641
    @maxibon_0641 4 роки тому +1

    The American government was not happy with the pelican suggestion, but I convinced them to have it hold a water bottle instead of a torch as that is heat and heat makes you dehydrated

  • @porkflaps4717
    @porkflaps4717 4 роки тому +4

    Pelican was on point with the sarcasm in this one. Airtight.

  • @aadi2260
    @aadi2260 3 роки тому +1

    8:56 That Backflip tho

  • @So-CalledGrimaceShake
    @So-CalledGrimaceShake 4 роки тому +6

    Family friendly and narcotics are two things I thought I'd never hear in the same sentence

  • @clintsouthwood196
    @clintsouthwood196 3 роки тому +1

    10:35
    as a ginger
    i laugh
    and cry

  • @TheAwillz
    @TheAwillz 4 роки тому +6

    “I couldn’t have predicted this if I tried”
    I bet you could if you really gave it your best effort mate.
    Believe in yourself

  • @georgeburgess2316
    @georgeburgess2316 4 роки тому +1

    Loved the vid peli keep up with the bangers

  • @Pajiolol
    @Pajiolol 4 роки тому +14

    My friend forgot to stay hydrated so I zip ties his hands to a military submarine

  • @funkystains2305
    @funkystains2305 4 роки тому +1

    8:55 No one gonna talk about that guy being yeeted.

  • @друг-я4ъ
    @друг-я4ъ 4 роки тому +4

    It’s always a good day when Papa Peli uploads

  • @suntzu4607
    @suntzu4607 4 роки тому +3

    “Meet THICCMAN, a retired assassin who is on a mission to become the most powerful crime lord in Los Santos whilst also ensuring he stays sufficiently hydrated at all time, these are the BOYS BOYS BOYS and together they made a feared moped gang known as The Machete-wielding-beach-goer-slashing-while-riding-moped-in-tandem Sons of Virgins. These are their stories.”

    • @musio3438
      @musio3438 4 роки тому +1

      Words of a legend

  • @Cainokid
    @Cainokid 4 роки тому +4

    Hi modest pelican gaming. Thank you for keeping me going through these tough times. You are the best. Also, who else randomly found this channel 1 day and now watches him daily ⬇️

    • @Collin212
      @Collin212 3 роки тому +2

      If you wanna get attention and likes make a hydration joke that takes hydrating someone to the extreme

  • @TeaganEATS
    @TeaganEATS 4 роки тому

    2:10 loved that ten commandments reference

  • @themutualfriend5286
    @themutualfriend5286 4 роки тому +3

    Your videos never fail to cheer me up.
    And keep me hydrated 😉😁

  • @brexy9984
    @brexy9984 4 роки тому +2

    Are we all gonna ignore that sick moto-flip at the beginning of the vid?

  • @indirectchain8792
    @indirectchain8792 4 роки тому +11

    I like how from moving from the casino to his farm he already spent 1400$

  • @hennieroux7739
    @hennieroux7739 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the stellar content mate! This is the only thing that keeps me sain.

  • @tobiasmonk6946
    @tobiasmonk6946 4 роки тому +6

    10:37 but im a ginger
    And my dad and i play hide and seek all the time except i havent found him for the past 13 years

    • @ok-rh4vp
      @ok-rh4vp 4 роки тому

      He must be really good at it then.

  • @arwynsmit7435
    @arwynsmit7435 4 роки тому +1

    For years I have had a problem where I didn’t drink enough water and no one could find a solution but after watching you Wholesome Christian hydration promoting videos I am actually water now, no-Joke!

  • @user-cg7tj7cu4m
    @user-cg7tj7cu4m 4 роки тому +5

    My friend wasnt hydrated so I had to dump his body in a lake. Inspirational story

  • @GRAITOM
    @GRAITOM 4 роки тому +2

    I love you Pelican, the way you do your videos is just my favorite!

  • @Unknown-wz5ym
    @Unknown-wz5ym 4 роки тому +8

    Hi modest pelican my friend wasn’t keeping hydrated so I put his head in a sink and now he is so hydrated he’s not moving he’s probably enjoying it a lot

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +7

      he just really likes water mate you did the right thing

  • @curtiswilson5088
    @curtiswilson5088 4 роки тому +1

    We need to get this legend to 1mil

  • @coltongraham5709
    @coltongraham5709 4 роки тому +14

    My dad went to get a bottle of water 7 years ago. What an idiot he could have just got as much as he needed out of the sink.

  • @wakilhamidi3377
    @wakilhamidi3377 4 роки тому

    I took over the news station and went on TV and told everyone to sub to you as it really helps spread the good word of ur channel

  • @Harryshortsae
    @Harryshortsae 4 роки тому +4

    My friend wasn't hydrated, so I drowned him, just so he could be hydrated.

  • @balldeer6826
    @balldeer6826 4 роки тому +1

    This series is like Breaking Bad
    Peli is Walter White
    Crosby is Jesse
    And Marto is just a junkie

  • @pitzo5555
    @pitzo5555 4 роки тому +33

    "I could have never predicted this.."
    He gets a girlfriend and is no longer a virgin
    that means he can no longer be in the gang "sons of virgins"

  • @jay_._.
    @jay_._. 4 роки тому +1

    I actually love this channel so much

  • @ballars12
    @ballars12 4 роки тому +16

    I came here earlier than my dad when accidentally making me
    Stay hydrated though

  • @lord5kfs
    @lord5kfs 4 роки тому +3

    I always make sure everyone in my house is sufficiently hydrated

  • @W8cky
    @W8cky 4 роки тому +26

    Imagine caring about being first xD

  • @oxygen0069
    @oxygen0069 4 роки тому

    Please never change your content is honestly funny

  • @elliotwhaley7278
    @elliotwhaley7278 4 роки тому +27

    aloha

  • @eklipz9467
    @eklipz9467 4 роки тому +2

    Dude with raccoon mask: middle finger
    Peli: so you have chosen death

  • @EpicWxter
    @EpicWxter 4 роки тому +13

    Help I’m being harassed by someone😂, but should I tell them to stay hydrated?

    • @Delta-ass
      @Delta-ass 4 роки тому +2

      Yes tell them to rethink there choice

    • @EpicWxter
      @EpicWxter 4 роки тому +1

      Well it wasn’t me

    • @EpicWxter
      @EpicWxter 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe ;)

  • @whiplash5643
    @whiplash5643 8 місяців тому

    The part about Stealtho Matto cosplaying as a weed plant was funny af.

  • @kassidyflick3592
    @kassidyflick3592 4 роки тому +1

    You’re basically the Dutch of GTA. “We need more money!”

  • @mrs.bigshot4488
    @mrs.bigshot4488 4 роки тому +1

    This is top gta online content and please post more of these vids🤟🔥!

  • @roamingperceptions1664
    @roamingperceptions1664 4 роки тому

    Noone:
    Crosby doing a clean flip at 8:55 😂

  • @Gamer_field
    @Gamer_field 4 роки тому

    Modest pelican is an underrated masterpiece and don’t worry I’m hydrated

  • @reatras3457
    @reatras3457 4 роки тому

    Damn 30k in almost 40 minutes bro you deserve it. For keeping so hydrated

  • @andrew_42069
    @andrew_42069 4 роки тому

    Hey mate. I just wanted thank you for these videos. My fiance and I broke up three months ago and I was in a very low place. I had to move back home and I had nothing to do until I got a job and the only thing I had to look forward to were your videos. I swear some days it's the only thing that kept me from falling apart. I'm doing a lot better know and even if you never see this, thank you sir. YOU hydrated me.

  • @nebef
    @nebef 4 роки тому

    7:48 is when my verse of the day notification came on

  • @barbarossavr
    @barbarossavr 4 роки тому +1

    1:12 I laughed so much then

  • @fullysammy2479
    @fullysammy2479 4 роки тому

    Me: watching this video peacefully
    Also me: is ginger
    Themodestpelican: 10:30

  • @eizikbeckett8282
    @eizikbeckett8282 4 роки тому

    Thick man is so hydrated he can do backflips on a motor cycle while papa pelican tells us who thick man is

  • @guagewillis
    @guagewillis 4 роки тому +1

    Man hydration cured me of the corona virus thanks pelican

  • @PLDN-qx6ni
    @PLDN-qx6ni 4 роки тому

    I had a friend that wasn’t hydrating himself. So I typed him up to a chair and forcefully made him drink a gallon of water, afterwards I dressed him up in a pelican suit and put him on a popular television show. I support my boi

  • @hennessy8094
    @hennessy8094 4 роки тому +1

    Please do a Halloween episode and do a facecam with a pelican mask on.... Please. I need it in my life

  • @amused8721
    @amused8721 4 роки тому

    Little did peli and the bois know, that the prank would’ve rather gone sour either way as the car was armored and it’s would’ve stayed intact long enough for the two blokes to enact revenge

  • @kyeresmith7772
    @kyeresmith7772 4 роки тому +1

    There was a man that wasn't hydrated in red dead so I tied him up and threw him in the water to hydrate. Video game characters need to stay hydrated too

  • @RvM76
    @RvM76 4 роки тому +1

    I wached this and remembered to stay hydrated.

  • @Yugglez3416
    @Yugglez3416 4 роки тому +1

    Good to see even more top teir Christian Music content.

  • @Freeman844
    @Freeman844 4 роки тому

    I’ve been looking at comments and it’s fun to see people adopting his humor

  • @gnomeman5808
    @gnomeman5808 4 роки тому +1

    The water in GTA is very wet. Perfect for hydration

  • @dshawn8908
    @dshawn8908 4 роки тому

    Modest pelican is definitely my favorite youtuber he inspired me to be hydrated

  • @goodpigeon9004
    @goodpigeon9004 4 роки тому +1

    Wife: are you sure you can you do it
    Me: yes i peli-can (chuggs a keg of water)

  • @anoldradio
    @anoldradio 4 роки тому

    Flooded my local police station and filled it with pelicans. This will spread the good word of your channel and will keep our law authorities hydrated. A win win!
    Update: the pelicans have founded their own society and there’s a small mangrove ecosystem now! There’s no downsides. Staying hydrated, spreading good word of your channel, and being eco-Friendly!

  • @christian2116
    @christian2116 4 роки тому

    i had a really bad day today, this made it better, thank you peli

  • @jakub.j1720
    @jakub.j1720 4 роки тому

    Modest pelican thank you for helping me in gta. You taught me so much. You never mess about and always get things done with the boys boys boys. I am so confident with this statement, that i am buting my hydration for a day on the line, if you can find me a video by modest pelican not completing anything in Gta. And please spread the good word of this channel.

  • @premixedsalt1103
    @premixedsalt1103 4 роки тому +1

    @modest pelican please replace the red circle in thumbnail into a water bottle ring as this will boost hydration

  • @jokre6168
    @jokre6168 4 роки тому +1

    Could you maybe do a playlist of all your hitman videos? The only thing keeping this channel from being perfect

  • @pcjustin8496
    @pcjustin8496 4 роки тому

    I actually like that even though modest has loads of subscribers he still replys and reads comments

  • @BloodFourBlood
    @BloodFourBlood 4 роки тому

    4:55 the car and trailer stays hydrated.

  • @tomrob0697
    @tomrob0697 4 роки тому

    I drowned myself to stay hydrated and when I went to heaven I told them to subscribe to your channel since it spreads the good word of you channel

  • @jamhodge7973
    @jamhodge7973 3 роки тому

    The “boys boys boys” gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @directorm.o.c.8461
    @directorm.o.c.8461 4 роки тому

    1:14 almost spat out my drink

  • @invinciblegames9480
    @invinciblegames9480 4 роки тому

    Your content is what inspired me to promote hydration by drowning my friends. They were so happy that they screamed with joy when I did it. I love being a good friend

  • @christianbishop1838
    @christianbishop1838 4 роки тому

    The ginger the line made me spit my water out. 😂😭

  • @ParsonDewey
    @ParsonDewey 4 роки тому +1

    In order to hydrate people I purchased a tank and made it work with a power washer, they were so hydrated they fell asleep and haven’t woken up in three days!

  • @Blade-10
    @Blade-10 4 роки тому +1

    peli i think youtube is glitched it said your video was "inapropriate" but you are an educational christian youtube channel

  • @dannydavi-toe7412
    @dannydavi-toe7412 4 роки тому

    im not joking your videos specically make me really happy

  • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
    @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 роки тому

    Man! Micheal had some changes throughout this, inspiring diet and workout video!

  • @justinburlage1812
    @justinburlage1812 4 роки тому +1

    I told all of the protestors to say pelican lives matter as this does spread the good word of your channel