The Official Podcast
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Five close man friends gather around to look at their assholes.
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Timestamps:
00:08:39 - Isolation Talk
00:13:49 - Post-Poop Showers
00:21:34 - MeUndies Ad
00:23:59 - No Dignity
00:39:12 - CleanCult Ad
00:42:13 - Lookatmyasshole.com
00:44:46 - April Fools
00:48:16 - Degenerates
00:53:27 - Honey
00:56:23 - Weird Parts of the Internet
01:11:54 - Corona on Christmas Island and Big Cats
01:21:15 - Charlie's Stories
01:29:19 - The Question
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Lawrence: / sirlarr
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Didnt expect to see the quintessential gamer here
Too much alpha energy
No one did
I just see a bunch of beta male soyboys smells like pussy repellent
The one and only Chad
It’s a fellow Liam
1:07 That moment after the awkward pause and everyone starts speaking over each other lmfao
Yeah hahahaha
It wasn’t awkward
It was funny and not awkward
The audio cut out you can see Kaya's mouth moving
Lawrence is such a seamless fit into the Official Podcast style.
Damn they got Lawrence “imagine running so fast you become Asian” Sonntag
explain
metalgamer 817 Yup, loved it
Is his family name like german or something ? Cause i was like why are you writing Sunday in German lol
I don’t think Andrew even realized he was on the podcast
edit: at least the first 30-40 minutes
Ye he looks not well so weird not hearing him talk for most of the podcast.
Huedra I hope he’s ok
Huedra it’s much better to be honest. The podcast is less full with boring jokes and everyone who’s actually funny is involved
@@andrewmcallister3529 i like andrew hes clever.
If you have a problem with Andrew, just know he's really not a bad guy. If someone truly awful and obnoxious took his place, you'd probably miss him.
First Bruce then Lawrence who’s next James and Elyse or Adam or perhaps the Triple threat!
Let it be spoole or PE/\KE or Joel
@@jjs8426 or spoole
Real IG OGs are waiting for SodaGod
It would be cool to see James and Elyse. Adam was already on way back in ep 16.
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Andrew- *silent for 30 minutes* says “hey guys did you know about (ad)”
Was it just me or was Jackson alot more talkative than he normally is, I think he sounds alot more confident
He was in the presence of the quintessential gamer and thus likely had his blood pumping a lot faster.
Since the change to having webcams he’s been slowly becoming more talkative, it’s nice
A lot two different words
All those thoughts and weird questions or hypotheticals Lawrence has that always gave him weird looks in funhaus are just the perfect topics for this podcast
19/10 IgN
Yeah he was an amazing fit. When I first saw he was on here I thought "hmm not sure how this is gonna go" but after two minutes all doubts were removed from me.
RIP the last percentage of female viewers though
As someone who had to have a toe nail removed surgically, for one it hurts like nothing you will ever believe (even through 3 shots of Novocain).
1. It does grow back but it takes forever (took about a full year until it was grown back fully for me)
2. When it grows back it doesn’t grow right and is like all rough in texture (atleast for me, but i also had the entire root removed aswell and like kaya said that shit goes fucking deep)
3. The hard layer is totally normal and happens even when your entire nail and root are removed.
Moral of the story, take care of your feet! don’t have to have diabetes to have to have them removed like that, a simple ingrown toe nail can be a cause.
👍
Shouldve given you heroin for the pain
Ketamine
Yep, it fckn sucks. Made me stop soccer for a year
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
@@belzaboul Pretty much my reaction as it was happening lol
Charlie shaved 5-6 months ago down there, and started wearing me undies around the same time. Maybe the underwear causes the butt hairs to sit away from the hole
My favourite quintessential gamer and hacker expert!!
Time 2 hack
@@ItsRetroblaster with his hacker gloves!!
Ghost tea Ayyyyy, fellow funhaus fans
Mr enstein
1:13:59 i like how kaya's smile immediately went away as soon as jackson said that
take a shot every time lawrence says "human condition" or "human experience."
I don't want to die tho
But I
or human behavior
I shoukdnt habe dome tbat
I frequently watch this podcast while eating. This specific episode was a delight.
Charles looking like Jesus straight from Heaven.
Wearing dat white tee
more like Charles Manson
fengkorberfer bore ragnerok
Never heard of Lawrence before this episode but he's one of the funniest guests I've seen, love him
I have had multiple issues with my nails before, the root of the nail does grow out from the bottom, but it's actually a small piece that can be completely removed, and the nail will not grow back.
Loving this episode so far.
Three minutes in and my apple no longer tastes good.
I usually go through about 3 in 5 minutes before I just stop getting apples
My gun taste good
Would you like some?
M7md Amin yes
This is the podcast that my wife's boyfriend watches.
@Duupar 🤦♂️
@Duupar Right? How does he not realize??? Stupid
@Duupar no don't worry, he brings snacks over
@@dontwaste111 Guess you are the stupid one here
Duupar I’m not sure if you are joking or not.
Lawrence is an awesome guest, always great to talk to
Andrew's really talkin it up in this one. Especially the beginning...
This podcast so far is 50 times better
Me: "Oh, maybe they'll talk about gaming or something."
Them: "How do you wash your asshole?"
I literally cannot comprehend how much the new intro slaps.
Is Andrew ok, he seemed off this episode. Hope everythings fine
The movie 'Primer' was also filmed in Dallas, Lawrence.
Sheesh, Lawrence gets inflicted with a lot of bodily harm now that I think about it. Hoping he has better luck in the future.
All the alcohol!
Lawrence "there's something instantly sobering about taking a load to the face" Sonntag
This intro song won’t ever get old.
I immediately remembered THEEEY MIGHT SEEM LIKE CYYYNICAL DIIIIICKS. So good they got rid of that.
Props for having both Lawrence and Bruce on your podcast. You're pulling in a whole different crowd now.
Im 15 minutes in and andrew hasnt said a thing
I listen on soundcloud and I thought Andrew wasn't in the podcast
Good
Epsilon 115 Andrew is cool you guys are just mean
25:32
30:40
37:42
these conversations are gold
Yes
1:30:00 past that point it's just weird
Is it just me or is Andrew unusually quiet today? :(
DevinHiveMind218 yeah 😔
yeah good
@@tristan1854 yo andrews great dont do him like that
Charlie, I love you all even more now that you take your time to put members of Funhaus on the OP :)
That shit conversation sent be straight back to a classic from Charlie called The Shit Mystery. The good ole days. I loved that I watched you evolve over the years. Keep it up Charlie.
I cant believe you got international celebrity Lawrence Sonntag on the show
Damn, can't believe they managed to get John Travolta on the podcast!
Wtf at first i thought andrew was not there again like the last time he was sitting still for about 4 minutes
Wish he never talked to be honest
Po fuck off
Tezmard you fuck off go back to his channel and listen to 4 hours of pathetic jokes
@@gobackpls3029 "Pathetic Jokes"
Your idea of humor is naming yourself after a Kung Fu panda character and using a "Funny" meme picture of him. Were you born a tragedy or did you decide to pursue it professionally once you found out no one wanted to be near you?
@@gobackpls3029 Miles is right, you dont have the right to call out other peoples humor given your name and profile pic.
You probably wont see this but thank you for making this podcast it made my half hour walks to school a lot more bearable.
The crossover I never thought would happen
Lawrence Sonntag looks like the human Shrek turns into in Shrek 2.
Or Ron Pearlman
i thought he kinda looks like John Travolta
I actually lost my hole toe nail last year, a Percheron horse with studded horseshoes stepped on my foot and popped the nail out, root and all. It's almost grown back now. I forgot that I kept the old nail in a drawer, and tossed it in the air in surprise when I pulled it out, when I was cleaning out my drawers a month ago lol
As someone that has had bones literally explode out of my body; imagine slicing straight down the center of your index finger. Just the thought gives me nightmares
God damn it. Why'd you have to give me that image right before bed.
My toenail was kicked off once after a bike stunt went wrong and I jacked up my big toe. It's still kind of messed up but the toenail is back
Love watching these in quarantine man
what a contagious smile you all have!
I watch these podcasts everytime im about to sleep everynight, but jesus that toenail topic got me scarred. I cannot sleep, it is 2AM, wish me luck.
John Travolta was a great addition to the gang, really enjoyed you guys having him on!
Kaya and Lawrence on the same podcast! What a snack attack!
Lawerence's face at 5:17 during Kaya's ramble says everything you need to know about Kaya right there in one look.
I lost a fingernail on my middle finger working at acme. And it ripped out from the top down. Drove home immediately and clipped it off and went back to work with no nail.
My toenail got kicked off after a bike stunt went wrong, nail injuries suck
@@bandawin18 oooh that's nasty
You guys spelt the quintessential gamer wrong
Holy shit. Bruce and now Lawrence?! This is the best timeline
This podcast is pure gold.
There’s a guy on UA-cam called Elca Gaming who’s making an avatar fan game on Dreams. Since it made on dreams the graphics are obviously pretty wack but the mechanics look great and it’s obviously a passionate project. I just thought it’d be cool for you to bring more attention to him and mention your thoughts on it.
I AM A BOY AMONGST MEN
The animated movie "The Lorax" was released in 2012.
@@braeden9350 I just fact checked to make sure and you are correct.
Master Lawrence has graced us with his presence
Also glad yall finally got the infamous hacker sir lar! He might definitely be my favorite of funhaüs
I had to get one of my thumb nails ripped off cause I shut it in a car door about a year ago and now I literally don't remember which one it was because it healed up so perfectly. Will say, the most painful shit I've ever experienced, more than breaking my wrist.
When I was a kid I've seen the music video on MTV from Korn, that cartoon one where he gouges out his nails with a screwdriver... I've been scarred ever since and I'm 24 now and I still get goosebumps when I remember that exists...
You still getting those goosebumps
I watched this episode for the first time at work this summer and lost my nail a week later
Andrew seems more quiet than usual
50 min in and Lawrense starring in to my soul 10/10
So when they talked about a nail folding up, and it being unrealistic. Well it happened to my big toe while simming. It hurt really bad for a bit, put it back and it was mostly fine
It took me nearly 20 minutes to realise that wasn't a gif of Andrew
I can't believe they got the entire Deep Web on their podcast. How do they get all these amazing guests?
Bruce and than Lawrence what a treat :)
Lawrence keeps looking DIRECTLY into the camera and it disturbs me to my very soul.
This is the greatest crossover of all time
I've lost both my toe nails at the same time and tiny nail phase sucked because it always itched.
lmao that beginning was awkward af
Most of them are
I lost my fingernail and before it fell off the pressure built up so much we had to go to the walk in clinic. I didn't know how theyd release the pressure but what the doctor did was heat up a paperclip with a kum and go lighter and press on it.
Another crossover I never thought would happen
So funny!! Kaya talking about his hygiene habits explains a lot!!!
Damn I love when you talk at 1:38:41
How did u get that far in 1 minute xD
@@iced9173 watched it at 500x speed im just too quick
@@TristenJayWlol
Now do one with Lawrence AND Bruce
Love the fact that Jackson had to clarify that his story happened at his primary school WHEN HE WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL in order to save himself from the pedophile jokes... These guys have scarred eachother
One time I was playing soccer with flip flops, a great idea I know. I go for the ball and so does my friend. He accidentally kicks it into my big toe. The end half of it bent completely backward and turned black after a couple days or so. It was so painful 2/10 wouldn't recommend, but the colors were neat.
My big toenail got kicked completely off at one point, but I guess it was kind of softened up after a bike stunt went wrong and I jacked up my whole leg after landing on it wrong so ur pain might have been worse
All these guys look so different, might as well be different species. Charlie could be hobo sapiens.
I just subbed to this dude! Oh my god your connections are amazing
So cool that they did an episode with John Travolta
I lost a full nail playing baseball. Squished my thumb between the bat and ball. It took a long time but it did eventually grow back.
Confirming in 2022 the link Larry bought still work.
16:09 a man only cleans his house if he expects a visitor
The YOU.MEE handheld showerhead off of Amazon is freaking incredible
The official podcast getting all the ex fun Haus employees
Today is April 2 2020, but in the description, it says April 3 2020.
What's "The Christmas Islands"? talked about at 1:14:00
This is the most scuffed Podcast ever
I love it
Oh my god this mans jawline is insane
Like Ron Pearlman and Thanos
Tracerfire The Crimson Chin
I've lost one of my toe nails, the entire toenail, and I can tell you it grows back, but it takes a long time
Loroline please, share
@@tezmard3003 I don't remember how I lost it (I was a kid be like 12). I just remember I had to rip it off because my toenail was starving into the my skin underneath the toe it was on. I put a bandaid on it and check it ever few days. I think it told me about 3-4 months to grow back. It felt like what I can only described as a turtle with no shell, (soft and squishy).
Does all eastern Europe look that color or does kya have bright lights
That kicked off suuuuuper awkward
Wow great podcast 👍
my god lawrence's pondering face at 33:52 when charlie is talking about how his asshole hair has gone through a process of evolution is fucking sending me
50:05 Lawrence staring into my soul
30:39 Lawrence's face when Big Moist reveals he has actually evolved past finishing his poop regime with a wet wipe.
Also, i died charlie saying "Im good at it" while talking about shaving his asshole.
I literally just checked spotify 45 seconds ago and saw there wasn't an episode so I thought I'd watch something on youtube instead.
Listening to this during a post poop shower
ah man, thanks guys, with honey i got the hostages now in my basement for almost half the price while using honey
You guys should bring back the chaos element general Sam