Ranking Mario 64 Courses If They Were REAL

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  • @captainmario_
    @captainmario_ 8 місяців тому +19

    Left out: Rainbow Ride, Secret Slide, Secret Clouds, 3 Bowser Levels, Wing, Metal, & Vanish Cap switches, and the castle! Also, could do 64DS add-ons

    • @Toohard315
      @Toohard315 8 місяців тому +2

      Sunshine isles tho 🤩

    • @Stonksbox
      @Stonksbox 2 місяці тому

      The castle is more like a main hub than a course

  • @Baconator2558
    @Baconator2558 8 місяців тому +8

    6:28 It's funny you say that, because Mr. I actually isn't even 3D. Like most spherical objects in the game, he's actually a 2D sprite that's just set to always face the camera, giving the illusion that it's 3D.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  8 місяців тому +6

      Yeah, my channel is primarily children who watch so they wouldn’t understand that haha

  • @SprinchelArt
    @SprinchelArt 11 місяців тому +38

    If you can befriend the boos in the Big Boo's haunt then it'll be like living in an Adam's family castle
    Sounds pretty chill to me
    And there's a lot of room for stuff
    ALSO IT'S A POCKET DIMENSION AND YOU CAN JUST TAKE THE CAGE WITH YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO AND GO INSIDE IT LIKE COME ON

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +9

      Y'know what you have a good point

    • @Illager22
      @Illager22 3 місяці тому

      Portable house. I need one

  • @healthyminds9279
    @healthyminds9279 11 місяців тому +12

    This is SUCH a good idea for a video. Takes me back to when I'd picture myself in the world of whatever game I played. I love how you caused me to realize how weirdly casual and empty Bob Omb Battlefield is for a BATTLEFIELD.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +3

      Thanks for watching and enjoying I'm glad!

  • @Evisperson
    @Evisperson 11 місяців тому +11

    I would live in Hazy Maze Cave
    -Free pet dinosaur you get to ride on in the water
    -Beautiful, serene environment and lighting (in that one area)
    That's basically it but it's really good
    What can I say, I like caves

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +4

      YESSS

    • @OwlManlololhesofunne6655
      @OwlManlololhesofunne6655 11 місяців тому +2

      However, caves have that weird stench to them, you know the one? The-- The wet one. And i'd imagine that dinosaurs also don't smell too good

  • @dylanobrien3785
    @dylanobrien3785 10 місяців тому +5

    Honestly, I think Tiny-Huge Island is _easily_ the best choice. Just ride the koopa's shell up to the top, hop in the pipe, and start playing The Sims. You can use the mountain as building materials and make any kind of dream house you want. You can easily grab the fish and piranha plants for a balanced diet, there's plenty of water to drink, and the weather is always fine unlike Cool, Cool Mountain. Any remaining problems with his level could be solved by changing the terrain as a giant. Easy S+ tier.

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 11 місяців тому +13

    I like how Rainbow Ride wasn't even considered.

  • @AIAdev
    @AIAdev 11 місяців тому +9

    I'd pick Jolly Roger bay if I also get to hear the music the whole time. What a vibe.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +1

      Very very good song yes

  • @GalacticalSceron
    @GalacticalSceron 11 місяців тому +19

    I can't imagine what weirdo would WANT to live in these courses, safe and beautiful or not.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +5

      Not me LOL

  • @MaraudingManiac
    @MaraudingManiac 11 місяців тому +30

    So in the lore of Mario 64, is TTC the inside of the clock you jump into? Is mario shrunk down? Is it just like, a clocktower? Or is it an abstract plane that represents clockwork? What even is it?
    Anyway Mario Sunshine would be interesting because all of those places are literally vacation destinations so it would be extremely competitive.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +8

      Y'know I never thought about it... Also yes that would be awesome!

  • @gadielinutil
    @gadielinutil 10 місяців тому +2

    Why you could live in any SM64 stage (If there's any typos it could be because I'm eating a sandwich):
    Bob-omb Battlefield: You can build a house below the floating island.
    Whomp's Fortress: If King Whomp is there... no, but if they aren't there just live in the fortress.
    Jolly Roger Bay: You can just live at the start and swim at anytime.
    Cool Cool Mountain: There's a literal house already built, pls enter from the bottom.
    Big Boo's Haunt: If you somehow befriend the Boos, you can have a fun time with them.
    Hazy Maze Cave: What you said in the video.
    Lethal Lava Land: Suiciding :)
    Shifting Sand Land: USE THE KOOPA SHELL TO GET TO THE PYRAMID, IT ISN'T THAT HARD!!
    Dire Dire Docks: Water.
    Snowman's Land: Get to the igloo or build the igloo.
    Wet Dry World: Water and town.
    Tall Tall Mountain: You got food, water and MONKEEEE-
    Tiny-Huge Island: YOU CAN KILL LOT'S O' GOOMBAS... and suiciding :/
    Tick-Tock Clock: If you get to the cage, you can live there and only worry about your phone not falling off the holes in the cage.
    Rainbow Ride: ... Suiciding? Also you forgot about it.

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon 11 місяців тому +5

    RIP Rainbow Ride

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +2

      It will be missed FOREVER!!!
      My bad though I totally forgot it was a main course🥲

  • @GG-Grove
    @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +11

    Thanks so much for watching!
    If you enjoyed the video you should help me get to 2,000 subscribers!!!❤
    YES I forgot Rainbow Ride. I'm sorry😔 It might've gotten third too

    • @ilikesyrup69
      @ilikesyrup69 11 місяців тому

      Do u want a tutorial on how to enter the igloo?

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +2

      I watched a tutorial I just suck LOL

    • @ilikesyrup69
      @ilikesyrup69 11 місяців тому

      Don’t worry, you’ll get better over time 👍

    • @Bub.tv21
      @Bub.tv21 11 місяців тому

      you forgor rainbow ride@@GG-Grove

  • @capeling
    @capeling 11 місяців тому +35

    i think you didnt give lethal lava land a chance, it deserved 1st

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +20

      Of course you would say that you're a demon

    • @Yoshihelicopter
      @Yoshihelicopter 8 місяців тому +1

      @user-vc6nq4jz6dplus there’s also a volcano that if you fall in, it’s somewhere to live but there still are enemies and obstacles so it’s not safe.

  • @Chestnutshepson
    @Chestnutshepson 11 місяців тому +7

    Since you forgot Rainbow Ride, how would you rank it with the others?

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +4

      It honestly might've gotten third. Maybe I'll make a short properly ranking it!

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry 11 місяців тому +2

    I'd say the worst for me is Dire Dire Docks or Rainbow Ride.
    But it's hard ro choose one to live in...
    I think I would actually go with Bob-ombs Battlefield

  • @joshuaweston6531
    @joshuaweston6531 8 місяців тому

    Fun video bro! Really enjoyed it! So here's my list:
    01. Bob-omb Battlefield: It's a battlefield with bombs everywhere. On top of that, you got a giant chain chomp that wants to eat you. That being said, it is the first world and goes into first place by default. Hopefully we can do better than this going forward.
    1st Place!
    02. Whomp's Fortress: Besides all the MANY hazards, there's also the fact that this fortress is suspended in the sky over a bright blue void. Death is almost certain.
    Goodbye!
    03. Jolly Roger Bay: It's just water, as far as the eye can see. I've never wanted to swim this little. There's a giant eel that definitely hates me. Even if I managed to get the shipwreck above water, it's not exactly a cozy home. With being all cold and wet, with the wood rotted from years of submersion. God only knows what creatures are lurking within!
    Goodbye!
    04. Cool, Cool Mountain: This would be a potentially fun world, but equally frightening and dangerous. You would almost certainly slide to your death. Plus it's cold and you'd freeze. Penguins are cute though.
    Goodbye!
    05. Big Boo's Haunt: Now this is one I had to think on for a moment. As you said, it is a giant mansion, all to yourself! With beds and probably basic amenities. Only downside, is it's haunted! Honestly though, the thought of ever walking by that creepy arse piano is enough for me to say heck no!
    Goodbye!
    06. Hazy Maze Cave: The idea of trying to navigate a labyrinth comprised of poison, giant boulders, and death pits within an expansive and dark cave is not my idea of fun. And no, riding a dinosaur in the water is not enough to change my mind.
    Goodbye!
    07. Lethal Lava Land: Aside fron the fact that your heart would give out almost instantaneously from the temperature, you would be surrounded by nothing but lava. This is a no go for me.
    Goodbye!
    08. Shifting Sand Land: Again with the heat. Plus a myriad of traps both in and outside of the central pyramid. If the quicksand doesn't swallow and kill you, then something else most definitely will. Mario 64 Worlds aren't very hospitable are they?
    Goodbye!
    09. Dire, Dire Docks: Once again, it's all water, but there is Bowser's submarine. You could feasably live in that, at least temporarily. Especially if he has it stocked with goods. There's no guarantees here, but this is the first even remotely plausible choice on this list!
    1st Place!
    2nd Place - Bob-omb Battlefield
    10. Snowman's Land: Yes, it's all covered in ice. Yes the Snowman is a prick. Yes I don't want to live here. However, it does have the igloo, which is a viable source for a living space. At least as much as a submarine. I mean, I'd never want to step foot outside that igloo for any reason, but beggars can't be choosers...
    1st Place - Dire, Dire Docks
    2nd Place - Snowman's Land
    3rd Place - Bob-omb Battlefield
    11. Wet-Dry World: Agree with everything you said. As long as I control the water, this is the most livable place yet. Sure, the town itself is abandoned. That doesn't mean the individual houses aren't still holding goods! Go pouring through those cabinets and you just might find soggy packages of twinkies! The sky's the limit! At least compared to the rest of the roster.
    1st Place - Wet, Dry World
    2nd Place - Dire, Dire Docks
    3rd Place - Snowman's Land
    12. Tall, Tall Mountain: One could live on this mountain, granted. It would be survival living, however, as there's no access to any amenities. Plus you'd have to hike everywhere. On top of that, as someone who doesn't wear a hat, I'd have to worry about some pos monkey trying to steal either my shirt or pants. Shoes maybe? Yeah, this doesn't sound all that appealing. Bare minimum living at best. Onto the next!
    Goodbye!
    13. Tiny, Huge Island: This world would be a good choice for one reason and one reason only. To be a God amongst mortals! If you ever wanted to live the ultimate power fantasy, then this would be it! The ability to crush all of it's denizens under your feet! Power like you've never known! Just don't accidentally take the wrong warp pipe and suddenly find yourself on the opposite end of the spectrum...
    Goodbye!
    14. Tick Tock Clock: This would be the perfect home for anyone who loves the idea of traversing narrow, moving platforms for the rest of their life. As if time wasn't already enough of an arsehole...yeah, I'd skip this one.
    Goodbye!
    15. Rainbow Ride: Conspicuously left off of your list I noticed. Perhaps that was the joke? Whatever the case, I would argue that this Rainbow world isn't completely devoid of merit. After all, there is a flying pirate ship to live on. Allowing you to travel through the sea of clouds to live the good pirate life! Honestly, I'd prefer that to being trapped in an igloo I never want to leave!
    Final Ranking:
    3rd Place - Dire, Dire Docks
    2nd Place - Rainbow Ride
    1st Place - Wet, Dry World

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  8 місяців тому

      Great rankings!
      GOODBYE

  • @UnkleGrim101
    @UnkleGrim101 5 місяців тому +1

    Dude Jolly Roger Bay is in First place and you know it

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 7 місяців тому +1

    It is funny how Bob-omb battlefield is still a battle field in every way, despite being the first stage

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  7 місяців тому

      That’s true, what a weird first level

  • @PenguSquad527
    @PenguSquad527 10 місяців тому +1

    Wait what about rainbow ride

  • @RegretfulRoblox
    @RegretfulRoblox 9 місяців тому +1

    I'd live in lethal lava land one of my favorite levels

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich 11 місяців тому +1

    Wet-Dry world would make a perfect colony if one should use submarine Airlock tech in the entire underwater city. I came up with the idea myself... What if with Airlocks, Wet-dry world can be Recolonized?

  • @paulgrotebeverborg1119
    @paulgrotebeverborg1119 11 місяців тому +6

    Do this but for Odyssey that'd be fun

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +2

      Yes I want to! Thank you for watching!!!❤️

    • @paulgrotebeverborg1119
      @paulgrotebeverborg1119 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GG-Grovealso can't believe you skipped totally the clear best course to live in: the Secret Slide. Like who doesn't wanna live in Peach's walls?

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +1

      I didn't do any side courses or peaches castle

    • @paulgrotebeverborg1119
      @paulgrotebeverborg1119 11 місяців тому +1

      @@GG-Grove i know, was joking

  • @daedriccheddar
    @daedriccheddar 11 місяців тому +5

    Rainbow Ride was apparently so bad it didn't even get a ranking

    • @adamk-paxlogan7330Sucks
      @adamk-paxlogan7330Sucks 10 місяців тому +2

      I found this comment way too funny than it should've XD you got me to laugh though,not very comments do that,great job

  • @gojirathebirb
    @gojirathebirb 7 місяців тому +1

    Hate to be that guy, but
    plesiosaurs are not dinosaurs, not even closely related.
    Other than that, cool video idea, Cool Cool Mountain is a good choice, although I think I would pick Tall Tall Mountain.

  • @MichaelTaylor-qp2xf
    @MichaelTaylor-qp2xf 8 місяців тому

    I don't want the monkey "friend" in Tall Tall Mountain. I wear a hat everyday and I don't want him stealing all my hats.

  • @SlimecraftStudios
    @SlimecraftStudios 11 місяців тому +1

    Where is
    Rainbow ride
    Aquarium
    Peach's slide
    Wing mario over the rainbow
    The bowser levels
    The remaining cut courses
    The beta levels as an extra

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +2

      I forgot rainbow ride and I didn't do any of the side courses

    • @SlimecraftStudios
      @SlimecraftStudios 11 місяців тому

      @@GG-Grove ok

  • @kobcube
    @kobcube 8 місяців тому

    i would love cool cool mountain because its all fine if i can still drop the penguin off the cliff

  • @MaxyWolf325
    @MaxyWolf325 10 місяців тому

    cool cool mountain is well-
    yeah

  • @jofh2o
    @jofh2o 8 місяців тому +1

    You forgor the magic carpet level

  • @romanhammack1895
    @romanhammack1895 10 місяців тому

    Show me everywhere except lethal lava land wasn't thrown and put in a trash can yes indeed I bet the other ones did get put in a trashcan except the top 3

  • @blinkowarner3117
    @blinkowarner3117 11 місяців тому +1

    I would totally live in Tiny-Huge Island! ...but...then I have certain illicit shrinking fantasies, so that's just me... >.>

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому

      Ummm alright👍

  • @GhabulousGhoti
    @GhabulousGhoti 11 місяців тому

    Wet Dry World's town is creepy af IMO. It's all flooded and empty, as a kid I think I assumed that everyone drowned and that their bodies were inside the houses still. Also, there's a strange church like structure so I'mma say a cult lived here.
    Jolly Roger Bay might be my choice since there's fish so you could eat.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому

      Woah you're making me see wet dry world completely differently😧

    • @GhabulousGhoti
      @GhabulousGhoti 11 місяців тому +1

      @@GG-Grove It's probably my favorite level in the game but it always weirded me out. That skybox didn't help either.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +2

      I always saw the skybox as like you're in Atlantis

  • @landontavares1078
    @landontavares1078 7 місяців тому

    Rainbow ride left the chat…

  • @owenvazquez1991
    @owenvazquez1991 5 місяців тому

    Heyyy now. Where the Shroom is Rainbow Ride? I wouldn't want to live there, but it is another course to consider.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  5 місяців тому +1

      I totally forgot about that course that was my fault

    • @owenvazquez1991
      @owenvazquez1991 5 місяців тому

      @@GG-Grove It's fine. It happens to anybody! :D
      Would you live there?

  • @withersoulsgd
    @withersoulsgd 8 місяців тому

    You forgot Rainbow ride!

  • @t-bird6853
    @t-bird6853 7 місяців тому

    I don't get that whole "submarine, you freaks!" part. Can someone explain?

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  7 місяців тому

      Uhhh it’s inappropriate

    • @t-bird6853
      @t-bird6853 7 місяців тому

      @@GG-Grove Yes but what does it mean

  • @zacharyspaghetti6988
    @zacharyspaghetti6988 11 місяців тому +1

    W Video

  • @CarolinaMandujano-lk6pj
    @CarolinaMandujano-lk6pj 9 місяців тому

    You can just beat the king

  • @sharkdr2640
    @sharkdr2640 6 місяців тому

    Do you have to choose a Luigi Oreo family to live in

  • @MTPandSarah
    @MTPandSarah 9 місяців тому

    You forgot rainbow ride

  • @Tal12075
    @Tal12075 9 місяців тому

    What with Rainbow Road. You forgot or something.

  • @BreeXGaming
    @BreeXGaming 11 місяців тому

    You forgot to mention rainbow ride

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому

      Yeah my bad ):

  • @jennywren801
    @jennywren801 7 місяців тому

    Rainbow ride?

  • @chrislecount4801
    @chrislecount4801 11 місяців тому

    I think I’d rather live in Hyrule.

  • @guntober
    @guntober 11 місяців тому

    No Rainbow Ride? :(

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  11 місяців тому +2

      For some reason I forgot rainbow ride was a full course and not another side course🥲

  • @MichaelTaylor-qp2xf
    @MichaelTaylor-qp2xf 8 місяців тому

    What about Rainbow Ride? Yes, it's the worst course in the game, but it might be surprisingly livable.

    • @GG-Grove
      @GG-Grove  8 місяців тому

      I must’ve drew a huge blank when I made this because I totally didn’t include it. I think because it’s technically classified as an “extra course” like peaches slide on the Mario Wiki I treated it like one, that’s my fault!

  • @Goosey29Goosey
    @Goosey29Goosey 10 місяців тому

    rain bow ride do u not understand

  • @patmoran4360
    @patmoran4360 6 місяців тому

    😅

  • @jimmybojiggle
    @jimmybojiggle 11 місяців тому

    bruh mr i top 10 in the videogame baddies dont ever talk bad about him again 😡🤬🥵

  • @geschnitztekiste4111
    @geschnitztekiste4111 8 місяців тому

    Wet Dry World kinda sucks ass, it‘s a complete ghost town which is flooded and completely surrounded by cold stone walls. And again, it’s empty, nobody fucking lives there. I‘d honestly prefer a something like BoB because at least there’s some butterflies

  • @blinkowarner3117
    @blinkowarner3117 11 місяців тому

    You FORGOT Rainbow Ride!