I Played Minecraft for 500 Days.. (1.16 Survival)
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- Опубліковано 13 бер 2021
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Horse: *exists*
Joel : and I took that personally
Ha
XD
@@jamariarmstead4696 t
Ha
😍😎 Thats Joel my friend
joel: *goes into the nether portal by his Guardian farm and dies*
also joel: i should do that again :D
How many subscribers can i get from this reply?
Currently: 399
@@Jessamessaa how much subs can I get from a reply to a reply?
@@ChipsDaCat none
Jk u get .5
@@Jessamessaa none
@@Jessamessaa u got 2 lol
honestly, at this point, he should set up a spawn base so he can just grab food and boats and go lmfao
Good idea!
Yea true
Yeah
Totally
Get this too the top so he can see it!
Joel: “that’s right we don’t need anymore hoppers”
Joel about 20 Minecraft days later: “and I made a few hoppers”
LOL🤣
Lol lol lol lol lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True
Joel: Exist
Horses: My time has come.
hi
Hahahaah
Ok....
When Joel said “ I showed Angelina Jolie, in her rad Pit” I died 😂
HAHAHAHAHHA
That was in the previous episode?
@@A9.9. No, he said it in this episode.
@@amelieturner7471 u sure? I hadn't seen the episode yet when i said this yet I had already seen the clip, I am pretty sure, if so give me the time stamp
@@A9.9. Lol! It’s at about 35 mins. 😂
I can't understand how he doesn't lose his patience.
Content
Yh I don’t know with
Either
Ikr?
Relatable.
Love how his shovel is called ‘bang the dirt is gone’ I want Joel to name my kids
Jeremy is the first ones name
in loving memory of halfway harry
"Bang, the money is gone"
@@crazyroundman7049 I'm 💀
First child: Pain
Middle child: Your my child?
Last child: Extra
Whenever he does a time-lapse, you can almost guarantee that he is going to go the nether right after.
So true
True
amogus
Mhm✊🏻👁️👄👁️
TRUE シ
No one:
Not a soul:
Joel: **criticizing a villager**
Don’t we all mock them though 😂
:/
✋😐🕶🤏
Lol
@@tamihegadorn6587 lol
I don't think people realize how good Joel is at building.
Can he get a medal?- WHO AM I KIDDING
HE NEADS A WHOLE CASE FULL OF TROPHIES
We literally realise it.
@@jiaoziii okay-
So?
@@Ari-ff4te
Huh? What do you want me to say?
@@Ari-ff4te
What do You want me to say?
I love how when he does a time lapse he gets something out a chest and a creeper absolutely decimates him
Joel: let’s do the back of the castle
Grian: 🤨
Grian: What's that? 😃😄😃
why did i say grain- 😃
Tsk tsk tsk, we don’t talk about that.
Shhhhhh
Kinda looks like grians mansion aswell
Never delete this world whatever happens
@So What If I Did? I agree,but If I woud run that on my pc I coud fry eggs on it 😂
Yes
YES pillowcase dont
Plllllease*
I know but what if he did😑
Joel: It makes this lovely eye shape
UA-cam: Let's play an add about glasses!
yep
Joel: “I just did a little bit of strip mining”
Also Joel: proceeds to mine a whole city down
“i killed lots of horses, and i killed some more horses actually just to let this guy know what he’s in for and then for some reason he didn’t want to be tamed, maybe it was something to do with killing all his family”
yeah i mean probably joel
Yeah probably XD
LOL TRUE
Nahh I'm sure he was just having a rough day.
And nothing else.
Probably
lol😂
Does Joel realize that his best friend is an undead, flesh eating, monster.
// dsmp reference
Does ranboo and tubbo realize that their son is a Child with PoG and maybe rotting idk
Nezukos kind is the same eccept they are demons not zombies and nezuko dont eat ppl
@@sansundertale9594 she literally needs to bite someone
@@meowdasia does she like bones or ketchup? ofc im joking no one is going to eat my ketchup
that reminds me of demon slayer
overworld: beautiful
nether: beautiful
end: whos gonna do my makeup?!
🤣
Yes the end needs an update
Nether and beautiful don't go together
@@OldenElements I build a custom nether chunk and it's so cool
His base around his storage system looks like Grians base in hermitcraft
except that he would have completed the back of the mansion and the item sorter is a lot bigger
Ok
It’s like grains mansion and bdub’s castle combined
Not even close
Bros
@@Equixal and he used his sorting system Grian said it himself that he never used his sorting system in HermitCraft season 7 Joel here is actually using his sorting system XD
This series should be called "How many times can Joel forget to set his spawnpoint."
Would be a great drinking game
Yes I like that idea
LOVEEEE!!! >3
True
O ma god my friend forgot to set her spawn point
@@wyattnelson5218 lol
Therapist: so what do u do all day?
Joel:
"I kill animals"
Joel:Chickens to be exact.
@@yannis120 and horses
@@ennywahyunindar1256 Can u sub to me, im a small ytber
@@Charwies-place *N O*
@@Charwies-place *no*
Joel: You hear the sound [of hundreds of guardians dying]? it's glorious
Joel: Then all the squid will die and it'll be glorious
I think this guy is an animal serial killer and now I'm concerned
Joel may die a ton, but I will always be impressed with his building skills
"I killed this horse, as it was annoying me because I could see it"
lol
Poor horse
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Hello
man just said his castle was “ok” like how it’s the best build I have ever seen
Ive seen better but yeah its not just an “ok” build
but it was on the xlife he was making a mega base it was so cool
Ye but think of it.....IN SURVIVAL?!?!?!?!?!
@@brosbeforehoes4886 yeh xlife is survival
@@teresa.gotdemrizz but X life had a lot of mods like the flight ring and other stuff.
Smallishbeans dies because he doesn't wear his chestplate...
But I LOVE IT MAN!! YOU MADE A LOT!!!!
I really live his videos! People often dont realise how much time and energy was put into these videos. Its really nice that there are very few ads!
Joel could literally build disney land and say its "ok"
I agree
Did you not see his amusement park series
Mumbojumbo and grian 💯
O-O
I will like all our comments.
I can’t tell if I’m overtired or if Thanos is just the best name for a mooshroom cow
The word overtired implies the existence of the word undertired
@@wykon6700 Blursed
@@wykon6700 i am undertired
Overtired
Overtired
The reason why he dies so much is because he does not wear his chest plate
also never uses a sheild
He needs food and elytra
@@griandailytdm he has an elytra tho-
He needs a Totem
@@errorcantfindstuff he is saying that he needs to wear his elytra and food in his offhand rather than the other items
Joel: “It cuts through them as smooth as butter”
Army’s: JOEL IS A PROPHET
Me: Why isn’t Joel posting??
When I watch a few seconds in: Right-
LOL
Lol I thought same
Ye lol I thought something happened to him or his account
Sameeeeee
Lol
Therapist: What makes you happy?
Joel: Horses when they scream in pain. Killing Chickens and also the lovely sound of Guardians dying Edit: Thanks for the other thing than horses
Edit2: thanks for all the likes and thanks so so much
Killing chickens
Don’t forget the chickens!
Don't forget when Joe said they're dying and a glorious sound from the death of guardians
ua-cam.com/video/kNBYowKcJqY/v-deo.html
Yes
We haven't died in a while guys! :D *proceeds to die by a creeper*
bed spawn is not set
Also luv the vids!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Joel: aww this baby mooshroom is adorable! I name him… THANOS
It’s weird how there are so many comments when the video isn’t out long enough for someone to finish it
shhhhhh
Just like your comment, and mine! No one has seen the full video yet!
Ik 1.5k comments
lol
I did
He's the only person ever who said that they were happy to find a basalt biome
🤣🤣
Its called basalt Delta btw
Actuallly a person named Dallasmed said he was happy other than him and Joel I haven’t seen anybody else
Bruhsalt*
Nah dude nah
Well
Actually
Yeah
🤔😶😐
I'm honestly shocked that Joel was able to refrain from making any jokes about the 36-37 ancient debris he got. Counted them himself and everything.
I was gonna say “please call the other mooshroom Loki the God of mischief”
Joels favorite things are:
1. Donkey Jeremy
2. Timelaspes
3. Killing animals just becuase
and going to the nether after a timelapse
Dont forget hearing the screams of dying horses
Vegans are triggered 😆😆
And forgetting to set his spawn point
Llama Terry
When he said his castle looked “okay”
you are an AMAZING builder joel!!! im so proud on how far you’ve came:)
I just binged this whole series and I'm so happy to see there's a 700 days.
Is everybody just gonna ignore the fact that one of Joel’s tools is called ‘“your mum”
Brit ish oui
It wouldn’t be Joel otherwise lol
@@ladygracebelvedeire7292 ofc lol
Lol
XD
Joel: Makes a really cool castle
Me: Flash backs to the X life castle
Oh my god yes
Omg same I was thinking the same thing-
@Minecraft_Sister yup same
YES!
"And then I bread Lisa and Bart"
Hmm something ain't right
...
I have a tip for you
"Dont forget to wear your chestplate before go to nether"
my friends: smallishbeans is a psycho
me: no hes not:
Smallishbeans: chickens horses my heaven, i killed them all
Lol
196 likes, 2 comments. Including my comment. Congrats on the heart!
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Can we just respect how he actually shows a real pic of his progress in the thumbnail instead of a screenshot of someone’s else’s?
Who uses a screenshot of someone elses work??
?
@@CountLilac a lot of people
And he’s voice is relaxing and funky
@@CountLilac yeah a lot of people
one of my favourite builds Joel has done so far!!!!! AMAZING, love it!!!
33:15
[Advancement Made!]
When Pigs Fly
Equip a Piglin with an elytra
Joel: "I'm just so sick of dying!"
Me: same its so annoying
Sometimes I play minecraft to relax
HEY GUYS ARE YOU DOING GOOD edit i ended up editing this comment and yeah edit i love editing
Sorry cant like becauce its 69 likes now
Edit: can we get 69 likes
@@fenderdewit7520 I am a good 😌 boy 👦 and the guy who has been in a long long and he’s not even going on the other side of the world he is in the park
hold up
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH 😳😳✋🏽⁉️⁉️
Next episode
Joel: oh I randomly built Disney land in my survival world ✌️
This is, to this day, one of my favorite minecraft survival castles of all time. You did such an incredible job on the whole thing
I never enyoed watching other minecraft 1000 days or smt like that like this one ..
Keep it up mate
Joels house, a little “schack”
Joels storage room, a freaking castle
That’s the Joel I know
@Ty Daviss I think that is how Joel spelt it in the first episode
He's extra af
Some people: he builds like grian!!!
Me: No, he finished the back of his base.
Lol
Underrated
Yup
Dude I totally agree
Lol true 😂
I can't even, Joel is one of my favorite UA-camrs because not only is he funny in his own weird way, he also inspires me to push forward with my building skills. Seeing his amazing builds in survival gets me so amazed and it's just epic.
I *really* appreciate the fact he called the filler blocks “Filler Queen” :D
"who goes to the nether to celebrate?"
Me: *sad snake noises *
Edit: how come alot of my recent comments in yt is getting so much likes...?
*AHHHHHH*
ua-cam.com/video/kNBYowKcJqY/v-deo.html
Lol
@@lookthisvideolink2255 what that
What
@@Thelastofmyspeciesithink it's a video talking about how look this video link person is a 💩
Joel: listen to the horses scream it beautiful it makes me happy.
Me: does Joel like to kill horses more than chickens? These 500 days has made him go crazy.
I love your survival series, pls keep do video like this
The entire video Joel was working on his castle but I didn't realise his building level good job!
Him: **building an ENTIRE CASTLE in SURVIVAL** I think it's okay.
Me: **crying next to my dirt house and my tamed horse for who I don't have saddle**
i feel srry for u :((
I can relate I really really can
@@vikkiperry1973 yeah:( :(
thx adi luliansyah
dude just get better
“for some reason he didn’t wanna be tamed maybe it has something to do with me killing his whole family” idk man that sounds like the reason to me
Yup 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
9
Noob
@@dream6825 who are you calling a noob
I just love it , that you aren't using any special pack textures
U can make your extra pointed roof more pointed by adding iron bars on top of them. It actually looks nice 😊.
Me: sees title
Also me: oh.my.LORD. This man has gone mad.
When I saw it I thought come on I could have been watching it 6 mins ago
Yes
y⃟e⃟a⃟h⃟ t⃟r⃟u⃟e⃟
My mum what has she been doing for a full hour
Me totally NOT watching smallish beans
YES LMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Joel: I’ll just keep adding to the castle. Also Joel: Ugh why can’t this just be done, it’s so ugly😂😂😂
My dad promised that if I hit 1K by the end of the year, he will buy my a new pc. I really need that.
I appreciate any support!
@@fleness6719 wut???
@@fleness6719 Two things; either you're trolling and lying, in which case grow up, we don't need you to troll. Other option is you're telling the truth (which isn't likely as I've seen this copy-paste for years) in which case get it fairly by actually making decent content that draws people in.
@@jaceisms2834 :( you don’t need to help if you don’t want to. And I’m not lying. I’m posting a video of me getting a new pc when I got 1k
@@fleness6719 Bruh don’t self promote doesn’t paint a good picture for your channel. :/
He gave me a little love knudge idk why cracked me up omg
Also Joel's naming abilities r incredible wth
I wanna see this world on a closer look it’s soo beautiful. I’m in love with your castle!!! I’d there any way I could get a better look!
"What's your talent?"
Joel:
1.i can make a big castle with just chest's in it
2.i can kill animals just bc i don't like to see them
This sounds kinda annoying but ima say it anyway..
JOEL HAS A LOT MORE TALENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I am sorry, but you are PERFECT FOR THIS JOB, welcome to virus corp
This guy deserves to be in Hermitcraft
Maybe but he builds like grian ssssssssooooooo
@@Thehunter875 so?? a lot of builders are similar
YESSSS
Yesssssss hhheeee doooeessss
I’m ok
@@Thehunter875 you do realise that quite a lot of medieval builds have very similar styles and block pallets, so he doesn't build like Grian, he builds in the same theme as Grian.
The more I thought the castle was done, the more you built onto it, wild
Heh man how you doing this bro, This is so cool!
Yall, imagine playing minecraft for over four days straight.
Joel needs so many rewards for this.
yeah
you are right
You're soooooooooooooooooooooo right.
He didn't play for four days straight hahah; over two weeks, he said.
Joel: all this ugly cobblestone
Tommyinnit: *shook*
Haha but true
Who?
@@mindoftj7677 another minecraft youtuber/ twitch streamer
Horror u idiot
No Luke
I love these videos Thxs for taking the time to make these for us!!!
Love it man, congratulations! Brazil 🇧🇷
Joel: Do we have other mushrooms? No
The nether mushrooms: are we a joke to u
Lol!
Lol
It's perfect: feelings to the mushrooms
Nether* mushrooms
Its nether fungi, not mushrooms.
"I'm just so tired of dying"
Totems of undying: "UHM am I a joke to you?"
Lol
they’re kinda useless in non-hardcore worlds
Him: Killing horses makes me so happy
Me: Futre serial killer in the making
Who nice castle I just learnt this really good strat to make insane houses but I will never be as good as u smallish beans
"And I brought a blue carpet,"
"Why not black Joel, you have too many ink sacs"
Cos boring
He used the ink sac for dark prismarine
@@pandolovespandas ONE inc sac
14:59 *”your mum”*
Edit: 15:02 *”I HATE WHITHER SKELETONS”*
Edit 2: 15:04 *”smooth like silk”*
what?
@@gabrieliuskazakevicius5472 Joel's tool names i believe
This guy is rly gud at Redstone cuz half of the ppl who play Minecraft doesn't know anything about Redstone repeaters and stuff.
And the farms you make are really gud too.
Joel: Another 100 days video.
Joel: Let's make 1,000,000 new farms!
“I enabled sticky keys by dancing”
I FEEL YOUR PAIN
Sticky keys are the most ANNOYING thing EVER 😂
@@jasscat_pounce3407 frrrrrr
@@jasscat_pounce3407 you can turn sticky keys off if you didn’t know (if you did I apologize)
Yes
Lizze would be so sad if she found out how many horses he killed in this...
nice, u watch loverfella.
U r right
Hello fellow zackling
Hello zackling
Loverhacks
(39:23) "It's looking, kinda good." THAT IS BETTER THEN KINDA GOOD JOEL!!! (Love your vids Btw!)
I REALLY enjoy this series.
Joel: And we celebrated by going to the nether. Just kidding, who celebrates by going to the nether?
Me: And who celebrates by killing a horse?
what a horrendous question. the answer is far to obvious.
BE CAREFUL TO HAVE A GOOD UA-camR
I think we can all agree Joel’s builds are INCREDIBLE
Y E S
I agree
I agree too i am good at building too but only in creative mode
YOS
True
This sooooo good. I’ve been watching u allllll day
I think we should be concerned at that fact that Joel has constantly repeated the phrase:
“And I went and killed some MORE horses because I love the way they SCREAM”
*Joel breeding Bart and Lisa*
Me: SING IT WITH ME GUYS
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
this comment made me laugh 🤣🤣
Beans: I’m going to finish the back Grian: Have I tought you nothing?
.
This is so true
He should join hermitcraft
Thought you nothing? Has your 3rd grade teacher taught you nothing?
Sorry it was just a spelling error 15gamers haven pls don’t be mean
Joel: Uploads*
Lizzie: Makes Empires the Musical*
2022: Exists*
Joel: prismarine
Me:🎶In my palace of prismarine🎶
I come to you for building inspiration lol, but now im hooked on this series..