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  • @QuickVibe1
    @QuickVibe1 2 роки тому +1657

    The facts that they always have a conversation running every time before they get a knife, really shows how entertaining the stream is

    • @RitzIsEpic
      @RitzIsEpic 2 роки тому +18

      Fucking fax

    • @realkilju
      @realkilju 2 роки тому +12

      Nah

    • @MeiMei_Ha
      @MeiMei_Ha 2 роки тому +1

      Joo

    • @Lintus
      @Lintus 2 роки тому

      Jou mään

    • @bubbley1234
      @bubbley1234 2 роки тому +1

      idk about that, do you have stretches of silence while talking with your friends? that's all the stream is, friends talking

  • @benz.
    @benz. 2 роки тому +891

    shout out to the editor, did well to condense this into an enjoyable vid

  • @synthesis7869
    @synthesis7869 2 роки тому +555

    Heyzeus please let your inventory remain private during openings. I hate it when chat spoils the drops.

    • @Gatherbro
      @Gatherbro 2 роки тому +48

      Pretty sure you cannot do that if you have items listed on buff.

    • @weeb_french_turkish_hater
      @weeb_french_turkish_hater 2 роки тому +3

      @@Gatherbro then open cases on a different acc

    • @Gatherbro
      @Gatherbro 2 роки тому +1

      @@weeb_french_turkish_hater fair point, he has done that in the past

    • @user-dr9lb5ez5b
      @user-dr9lb5ez5b 2 роки тому +18

      just dont look at chat

    • @Sneaky2x
      @Sneaky2x Рік тому

      @@user-dr9lb5ez5b your name says it all

  • @slendiv13
    @slendiv13 2 роки тому +249

    Heyzeus : Opening cases is not profitable at all!
    Also Heyzeus : That's true. Anyway...

  • @grahamweaver4423
    @grahamweaver4423 2 роки тому +134

    I love that you always say yo not open cases. I know that opening cases is just throwing money away but I do get the slight urge when I see someone unbox a gold. Love the content!

    • @trollscream8607
      @trollscream8607 2 роки тому +9

      Gambling 101

    • @whatsmolly5741
      @whatsmolly5741 2 роки тому +9

      Ya it's definitely addicting like gambling. It wouldn't be bad but the thing is if you somehow actually open a knife there is also a 90% chance it's going to be a sh!t knife so first comes excitement than disappointment. It would be way better if it was only good knives.

    • @Alexander-il9yx
      @Alexander-il9yx 2 роки тому

      I don't expect a really rare glove or knife so I only open cases when I have money I could spend without taking an effect on my life.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes Рік тому

      @@Alexander-il9yx you have advanced self control to waste money like bro just save the money to the side and you'll have so many more and better skins

    • @OliverJames69
      @OliverJames69 Рік тому

      Ye but clearly valve is fucking rigging his odds for that exact reason. Which kinda pisses me off how the rich just keeps getting richer

  • @JD-rl2or
    @JD-rl2or 2 роки тому +243

    He got insanely lucky and still only profited 1200 when spending almost 4000.. Don't open cases lmao

    • @marlon.8051
      @marlon.8051 2 роки тому +45

      the house always wins

    • @manutelcrack
      @manutelcrack 2 роки тому +3

      tf are you on? with only one pair he profited 2k usd

    • @UselessIsUseful
      @UselessIsUseful 2 роки тому +98

      @@manutelcrack Someone doesn't know the difference between profit and revenue.

    • @gasoline9666
      @gasoline9666 2 роки тому +25

      @@manutelcrack the cases and keys are not free lol. revenue is not profit

    • @BibliotecadeUrokhan
      @BibliotecadeUrokhan 2 роки тому +17

      @@manutelcrack dude? need a math class? when you invest you have to return that invest first and later talk about profits.

  • @Houdinner
    @Houdinner 2 роки тому +26

    Love the energy in this video

  • @Malmo10
    @Malmo10 Рік тому +10

    bro i respect and love how u tell the viewers everytime not to open cases 🤝

  • @N3Ro7
    @N3Ro7 2 роки тому +4

    i´ve never seen so many golds in one unboxing. You´re pretty lucky - congratz

  • @222Racing
    @222Racing 2 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love the fact you use oldschool runescape music in your vids man haha

  • @aliciafernandez5779
    @aliciafernandez5779 Рік тому +1

    Thanks so much for your thoughtful and detailed videos! On to the soft!

  • @emanuelworku5139
    @emanuelworku5139 2 роки тому +23

    Love your channel dude. Opened my first case yesterday which was a fracture case and got a safari mesh in great condition.

    • @Jiixi
      @Jiixi 2 роки тому +1

      good job 👍

    • @trollscream8607
      @trollscream8607 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh how

    • @emanuelworku5139
      @emanuelworku5139 2 роки тому

      @@trollscream8607 Hahaha no clue. Just decided to open my first ever case and boom knife. :)

  • @joshvanallen6265
    @joshvanallen6265 2 роки тому +11

    after unboxing absolute shit it’s good to watch this and get the same hype from good pulls, I’ve only spent maybe 150 on cs but I’ve pulled a FN tiger tooth Ursus

  • @ARRUKO
    @ARRUKO Рік тому

    You are a living god among n, a legend worthy of praise. What you've uploaded here, will echo into eternity!

  • @mattcody4933
    @mattcody4933 2 роки тому +1

    Congrats on the all the gloves bro! :)

  • @xRainbowMangos
    @xRainbowMangos 2 роки тому +3

    Always appreciate the RuneScape jams!!

  • @AnduCnR
    @AnduCnR 2 роки тому +4

    I have opened about 1000 cases on my account and I have got 2 reds and 2 shit knives. You are so freakin lucky. Keep up the good work.

  • @jamesharrison1462
    @jamesharrison1462 2 роки тому +12

    This video inspired me to open up 10 snakebite cases, and got my first gold! 0.38 slingshot gloves. Was a little upset that they couldn't be filed tested, but I love them!

    • @cobie_
      @cobie_ 2 роки тому +4

      trust the numbers not your guts

    • @jamesharrison1462
      @jamesharrison1462 2 роки тому

      @@cobie_ 10 is the number to trust

    • @peechez9597
      @peechez9597 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesharrison1462 nice stonks bro

    • @lejey4971
      @lejey4971 Рік тому

      Now I wanna open 10 :(

  • @magicplayfn9986
    @magicplayfn9986 Рік тому

    You are amazing, I just switch to soft softs and I am loving everytNice tutorialng about it. It much easier then my last program.

  • @robingebhardt2802
    @robingebhardt2802 2 роки тому +6

    heyzeus as soon as he sees a red: "Oh, here we go, here we go"

  • @savagearma
    @savagearma 2 роки тому +7

    Your editor is doing a very good job!

  • @Sound_.-Safari
    @Sound_.-Safari 2 роки тому

    The case unboxing millionaire strikes hard baby!!!

  • @WaldoReal
    @WaldoReal 2 роки тому

    Very cool Heyzeus!

  • @csgoharrison5434
    @csgoharrison5434 2 роки тому +3

    Hey Heyzeus, How would you go about pricing like top 5 highest floats for knives?

  • @homey5671
    @homey5671 2 роки тому

    Nice video man!

  • @mbars977
    @mbars977 Рік тому +1

    I am genuinely flabbergasted, that this LEGEND, actually god 5 sets of gloves, when everybody else literally starts dying when they get 2. This is why you know Anomaly doesn't compete with em anymore. LOOOL

  • @s4credl
    @s4credl 2 роки тому +19

    I swear to god. I cant figure out whether the guy is actually charlie😂

    • @Y_Yx_x
      @Y_Yx_x 2 роки тому

      Is he?

    • @s4credl
      @s4credl 2 роки тому

      Nah. Hes a discount moist. But i dare say he could probs become a part of the moistverse

  • @juk420
    @juk420 2 роки тому +1

    Gotta love the "Oh here we go, Oh here we go"

  • @pikinoka
    @pikinoka 2 роки тому

    I laugh so much watching this video omg XD
    Congratz!! ;D

  • @StrafeWasTaken
    @StrafeWasTaken 2 роки тому +11

    I only opened cases once in my life. It wasn't even CSGO, but instead TF2 around 2015 I believe. I got the cases immediately (less than 30 minutes from the update!) when they released, opened 2, got items I didn't like, sold them for a tiny bit of profit, and never did it ever again lol

  • @WiggyRS
    @WiggyRS 2 роки тому

    Rockin that runescape background music

  • @trollsaft
    @trollsaft 2 роки тому +2

    I love the twitch chat reaction cam

  • @tamassipos688
    @tamassipos688 2 роки тому

    Wtf i didn't see so many reds and yellows on the steam market as many as u opened lol, congrats!

  • @semihayparcasi
    @semihayparcasi 2 роки тому +1

    Damn dude, you got pure luck
    Enjoy the skins

  • @geneorr559
    @geneorr559 2 роки тому +1

    Aussie Jacko is carrying this videos with the eddits 😂

  • @derdude3301
    @derdude3301 2 роки тому +5

    Easily beaten the caseopening with a speedrun congrats.

  • @FNESSE
    @FNESSE Рік тому

    The Twitch Chat Cam is always so funny to me lol

  • @LydleLyds
    @LydleLyds 2 роки тому +1

    We need this voice more often 0:00

  • @januszkurahenowski2860
    @januszkurahenowski2860 2 роки тому +9

    Moral of the story: Don't open cases if you can't write them off your taxes and can't make content out of it, even with those things you might just break even. If you're just a normal gamer for the love of god, don't waste your hard earned money on them. If you want a nice knife just go on buff and buy the one you like the most for the price off cases with keys instead of not getting no knife at all from the cases or getting a navaja safari mesh or something. And if you're doing because you're addicted to the thrill of opening cases you should face the fact that you might be a gambling addict, in that case either seek help or just go lose all your money in a normal casino. Seriously, you'll have better odds there. In a casino in blackjack you have like 49% of winning, in Cs:Go no case will statistically even allow you to brake even. At most you get 75% of your money back, and you turn your money into steam funds. So in a casino you have like 49% chance of winning, in Cs:Go your chance of winning is significantly lower even with the best case to open. Some of the cases have a return of 20% of the money you put in, it's seriously never worth it opening them. People are watching youtubers open cool knives and stuff but you have to remember that for youtube they're editing the video to only include the interesting moments, most of the time they're getting blue skins for hours. If you watch the same opening but on stream you'll see how much money they're losing. It's not worth it, don't be a sucker. Buy a knife off some gambling degenerate that spent 5x the worth of it to get it from a case and now is selling it to open more cases and don't even get a knife from the another opening. It's sad that valve is promoting gambling , including kids and teens. Scummy gambling websites and influencers got a lot of shit from promoting gambling (especially to kids) but valve almost never gets shit for making gambling the only viable way to get new skins in the game.

  • @Logk1ng
    @Logk1ng Рік тому

    bro you're making me wanna open more cases

  • @fettyfp1537
    @fettyfp1537 2 роки тому

    that is mega pog heyzeus

  • @PapiPastrami
    @PapiPastrami Рік тому

    unboxed a StatTrak USP-S The Traitor during this and was hyped to realize its battle scarred 😭 whatever still looks dope ingame but worth wayyy less than better wears

  • @nagyarpi214
    @nagyarpi214 2 роки тому

    That twitch chst reaction cam had me in tearsxdddd

  • @HyperMelon_YT
    @HyperMelon_YT 2 роки тому +2

    The Hey_Zeus luck is real. 🍀

  • @qewwell2622
    @qewwell2622 2 роки тому

    omg that old shool rune scape music❤‍🔥

  • @soggypotato
    @soggypotato 2 роки тому

    That LEMMiNO is everywhere with that Jack the ripper video and the D.B. Cooper one...

  • @bdg1900
    @bdg1900 2 роки тому

    nicely dun 🤙🏾

  • @kapekala
    @kapekala 2 роки тому +3

    gotta love that i got the motivation to open some snakebite cases in the mid of the vid and in 23 cases got a pair of Driver Gloves | Rezan the Red in Field-Tested, just worth 112€ but still very happy

  • @kronofficial5607
    @kronofficial5607 2 роки тому

    Aah the Oldschool Runescape music👌

  • @RimvydasRut
    @RimvydasRut Рік тому

    Love that OSRS background music

  • @cashmsc
    @cashmsc 2 роки тому +1

    Heyzeus out here playing case unboxing millionaire in real life and winning

  • @lawnmowerdave
    @lawnmowerdave 2 роки тому

    I actually unboxed a MW pair of yellow bands yesterday from one of these! My 3rd gold but its been awhile since I pulled a good skin!

  • @ylloo
    @ylloo 2 роки тому +68

    timestamps of all golds/high tier reds dont open cases lol
    total cost: $3,885 | total return: $5,099
    1st 1000
    1:56
    3:27
    4:50
    7:06
    7:21
    2nd 1000
    7:57
    9:49
    11:23
    12:44
    14:02
    15:37
    results: 17:06

  • @Felix-ke7nx
    @Felix-ke7nx 2 роки тому

    Managed to pull the slingshots as well with almost the same MW float then yours. How much would you sell it for?

  • @tinycar123
    @tinycar123 2 роки тому +1

    Chews and I used to play csgo probably 2 or 3 years ago. I'm surprised to see you on a heyzues video...

    • @chewsNZ
      @chewsNZ 2 роки тому +1

      i remember you yeah

  • @JKlaks
    @JKlaks 2 роки тому +8

    Heyzeus'es openings be like "INSANE LUCK"
    still lost 2k
    But not this time!

  • @CORE_661
    @CORE_661 2 роки тому

    actually insane

  • @iLaggsoHard
    @iLaggsoHard 2 роки тому

    Love the RuneScape music

  • @CS2GambaBoy
    @CS2GambaBoy 2 роки тому +1

    Really lucky ! 🤑

  • @AppleJuiceGamin
    @AppleJuiceGamin 2 роки тому +4

    Congrats for the lucky opening :D I just opened 50 cases and got 2 reds and 2 knives, maybe cases are more lucky?

  • @niismo.
    @niismo. 2 роки тому +1

    rare relic of FranzJ still being FranzJ

  • @SellingLuck
    @SellingLuck 2 роки тому

    love the osrs music, playing osrs while playing this

  • @Sk-py1bm
    @Sk-py1bm 2 роки тому +4

    3:24 "I hate the CSGO community" - JAQ

  • @Deper
    @Deper 2 роки тому

    love the oldschool theme

  • @fatpepesad3664
    @fatpepesad3664 2 роки тому +8

    Is it just me or does the twitch chat cam totally take the momentum out of the video?

    • @Droam1337
      @Droam1337 2 роки тому +5

      I agree it's annoying and irritating

    • @PorcuDuckSlug
      @PorcuDuckSlug 2 роки тому +3

      Fr, like I just do not care *at all* what twitch chat says. It’s about 70% “Pog” anyways

    • @slips.
      @slips. 2 роки тому +1

      People hate the twitch reaction cam wtf

  • @MariusSn0en
    @MariusSn0en Рік тому

    the music on the starrt.. is that runescape? it gave me goosebumps somehow.. so i gotta have played it before :O

  • @malooft
    @malooft 2 роки тому

    Insane luck! Deserved.

  • @cyclistgotze2256
    @cyclistgotze2256 2 роки тому

    insane luck wth man

  • @ardianblakaj
    @ardianblakaj 2 роки тому

    ouuuuuu ouuuuuu here we gooouuuuuuuu

  • @strawerryfanta1440
    @strawerryfanta1440 2 роки тому +23

    So kind of critikal to help you unbox these cases

  • @user-sl3qe1kz1s
    @user-sl3qe1kz1s 11 місяців тому

    Спасибо за твои прошаренные советики) с ними реально становится проще выигрывать)🐒

  • @lucdk5
    @lucdk5 2 роки тому

    Gonna be a case unboxing millionaire soon

  • @LdoubleE1992
    @LdoubleE1992 Рік тому

    Absolutely love the content mate!
    Would love to jump into discord one time!
    I tend to open a helllaaaaa cases! And would love to show you my drops.. even though I sell them and open more cases, I never keep my skins lol, have a good day and can’t wait for more content!

  • @beardboyfilms
    @beardboyfilms 2 роки тому

    New Microphone!! Nice!

  • @putnamehereholdmadoodle
    @putnamehereholdmadoodle 2 роки тому

    Aussie Jacko is a beast

  • @Minemon122
    @Minemon122 Рік тому +1

    you dont understand how much I appreciate the "Twitch Chat Reaction" clips they're so enjoyable please keep them in

  • @DHND-gw6kg
    @DHND-gw6kg 2 роки тому +6

    Thats so op u are inspiring me to open my 50 snakebite cases

    • @Gavrilooo
      @Gavrilooo 2 роки тому +19

      Don't do it, trust me. i did.

  • @ComedyTalkShows
    @ComedyTalkShows Рік тому

    he really got us good with that youtube clip

  • @TheRealGras
    @TheRealGras 2 роки тому

    Heyzeus, it would be interesting to see if you were to do tradeups using only the skins from one of these unboxings how that would effect you're overall profit/loss.

    • @kitakits6548
      @kitakits6548 2 роки тому +1

      Its not worth the effort when youve already taken a loss trading up mil-spec items, because each unboxing costs one key = $2.49 and one trade up costs ten keys =$24.90 (because you opened ten cases). Even buying snakebite mil-spec items @.16 (.16*10= $1.60) and crafting them into a battle scarred restricted item valued at .30 still makes you negative $1.30 thats why you never see anyone doing this

  • @connorgarcia5605
    @connorgarcia5605 2 роки тому +1

    This guy just opens cases now

  • @larajanesen8795
    @larajanesen8795 2 роки тому

    Congratz now youre only down like 10000$ in total :-) so lucky

  • @kokothebirb4593
    @kokothebirb4593 2 роки тому

    here we go
    here we go

  • @chadrattington
    @chadrattington Рік тому

    This vocal compression go crazy

  • @xhaoss
    @xhaoss 2 роки тому

    the 0.1234 float probably makes the gloves even more expensive. There is probably someone who collects these kind of floats and would pay alot for it

  • @whatsmolly5741
    @whatsmolly5741 2 роки тому

    In the last few months I got 10 knives, don't really remember all but some notable mentions are a phase 2 gamma doppler butterfly knife from the new cases, a regular doppler butterfly knife, a marble fade butterfly knife and like 3 other butterfly knives but not really worth mentioning. Just today I finally got me a doppler ruby but it's a freaking bowie knife instead of a butterfly knife, it would have been the last case I ever open if it was.... but at least it wasn't shadow daggers which I also got today but marble fade. And I know it sounds absurd but I put 35$ on my account and got 10 cases to start and all of these knives are from profits from those 10 cases. Oddly enough, from all these cases I got like 4 reds and 10 knives. And not to say I haven't wasted a bunch of money because I certainly did, like getting nothing 1000 cases in a row but I think I'm pretty even if not ahead at this point. The gamma doppler and marble fade butterfly knife have no listings and worth ~6k, the ruby doppler only has 1 listed for 1280$ and I sold the regular doppler butterfly knife for 1400.

  • @Ackira
    @Ackira 2 роки тому

    HeyZeus X Penguinz0 , what a crossover

  • @bladeecityy
    @bladeecityy 2 роки тому

    im so happy that glob got vip and a sub

  • @filorux3242
    @filorux3242 2 роки тому +4

    Anomaly punching the air rn...

  • @snurbs8736
    @snurbs8736 Рік тому

    first video I’ve ever watched twitch chat cam is the best feature I’ve ever seen

  • @ticzuu
    @ticzuu 2 роки тому

    let's go new video

  • @usemepapajohn
    @usemepapajohn 2 роки тому

    i remember quick opening a karmabit bright water ww

  • @RaiLMusic
    @RaiLMusic 2 роки тому

    Snakebite Case Prices going up right now haha

  • @JordyVsTheWorId
    @JordyVsTheWorId 2 роки тому

    Sheesh the luck

  • @rockig5529
    @rockig5529 2 роки тому +1

    I hope this video makes the case price skyrocket! Bought a bunch to hold and sell since it is most profitable case outside of the cs weapon case series.

  • @66six
    @66six 2 роки тому

    The runescape music ahh satisfying

  • @NorgeSquad
    @NorgeSquad 2 роки тому +2

    Bro. This heyzues guy is sooooo lucky dude! ive spent 1k on cases and only gotten 520 back

    • @techtalk-sg
      @techtalk-sg 2 роки тому +2

      Not like opening cases is engineered for you to lose money 🤯

    • @socks7545
      @socks7545 2 роки тому

      Working exactly as intended 😅

    • @gustopher6500
      @gustopher6500 2 роки тому

      @@techtalk-sg valve doesn't want you to lose money opening cases, after all, they don't lose anything from giving you a virtual item, it's just market supply/demand that causes case opening to always lose money in the long run.

  • @kreios878
    @kreios878 2 роки тому

    lol i haven't watched you for about 2 years. do you get a voice break? how old are you? your voice sounds deeper now

  • @TOPGFROMALBANIA
    @TOPGFROMALBANIA Рік тому

    bro this dude is the luckiest i ever seen

  • @lukasdeangelis3661
    @lukasdeangelis3661 2 роки тому +1

    Are you buying any operation skins I have a few fennec fox’s and a ump fade I’m looking to sell?

  • @instagib_
    @instagib_ 2 роки тому

    Even with all those reds and golds, he has a shit ton of slates and blues to trade up to slates for even more profit