Even more in the comic books because his wife is the entity that's the literal concept of death. Also really funny because hes cu- king Thanos because he also loves her and thats why he wants to destroy the universe for her. But shes like your not my type Thanos.
"I can't believe you left the house in that shirt" imagine seeing a guy who you think should've died infront of you look at you only to roast your outfit and leave.
@@RadioMan2023 nah because I finish them off, like bitch I’m the dragon born I’ve saved the world fifty times today alone. You will like whatever I fucking wear
@@YourLocalSid Let's put sarcasm aside. The truth is the whole "Deadpool" or "Mutant X" project was immoral. No one ever asked whether he wanted to be in this project or not!
It's his cancer that makes him immortal. If he didn't have cancer he would be mortal. That's the catch. He's on a constant stage of healing. Unlike wolverine who heals and boom done.
What I get is that the healing factor is not Deadpool healthy cells but actually the cancerous cells, so because Cancer make cells kill themselves but then the healing factor got them back and thus repeats, so he is constantly healing the cancer and as a side effect his body.@@franchescooneto1932
Really loved this sequence. Just like in the comics, he plays his depression off for laughs, and you forget that he’s completely suicidal here but he can’t die. It’s incredibly dark to actually think about but it doesn’t come off that way because he plays it like a joke. Fake laughter hiding real pain.
That's also why I found the 2018, I think it was, comic series so depressing. Good but depressing (I have nearly all hardcovers, only one or two I couldn't get)
To think that if the multiverse is real, there’s a universe out there where it’s the complete opposite. One in which Green Lantern was good, but Deadpool wasn’t.
he hasnt tried a meat grinder that feeds into a crematorium (or molten steel, anything that can ensure ALL his cells cant grow back), that will seal his deal for sure.
There's a theory in Deadpool 2 that his girlfriend is actually Lady Death, and that's why he was able to converse with her whenever he was close to dying.
Homeboy could've jumped into a volcano if he was truly determined Or maybe just a vat of acid? *_EDIT_* : I'm aware Deadpool is immortal in the comics thanks to Lady Death & Thanos Apparently it wasn't obvious that I was talking about THIS Deadpool, movie Deadpool, not comics Deadpool
The volcano would spit him out or cement him forever but he would still regenerate so....maybe not the best option lol be stuck in there for generations. Vat of acid may work but only if it's super strong strong and you drop his whole body at once lol
"Who are you?" "Captain delicious pants, sweetie." **proceeds to fucking jump into a tiger enclosure.** Edit: alot people are crying and pissing over the fact I said tiger enclosure and not polar bear so uh yeah I just don't care
They can never Recast this Character, Ryan Reynolds is forever Deadpool. Same goes (in my opinion) for Hugh Jackman Wolverine, RDJ Iron Man, Wesley Snipes Blade. There are more obviously but these 4 are my favorite to watch.
Fun fact, Thanos actually cursed Deadpool with his inability to die, this isn't just his healing factor. This is because both Thanos and Deadpool were in love with Lady Death.
Does he "starfish"? Like if you split him in half , shouldn't you have two deadpools? but the comics never wanted to have more than one Deadpool so he just heals back to one person for some reason
@@LTrejo91 No, in the comics, it's like the soul is contained in the body And when the body is cut/split, since the same soul cannot be split into 2 (duplication of sorts), what happens is that the soul is contained in one of the pieces of the body, hence the piece in which the soul exists, is the piece that Deadpool will regenerate from
@@dynamo429 like I said more like an annoyance not actual pain like me getting bit by snakes after awhile they all felt like an annoying thing that happens not something that actually hurt even when it's a 12' retic with razor sharp daggers for teeth it should hurt but It just annoys me
To put it short, if Deadpool’s healing factor has nothing to “cure/fix” his cells will continue to develop until it kills him. Like putting too much air into a ballon without relieving pressure.
Some of the Deadpool deleted scenes are just to good for they're own good. Deadpool one has a scene, where wade kills a Doctor in Mexico who is scamming his patients. Like brutally kills him, and he's not Deadpool yet.
Well not necessarily, many stories deal with the idea that Immortal people start to subconsciously throw away old memories and information. It's a sort of a house cleaning. And besides that Deadpool's already crazy
Long version is on the channel
I would say acid
lmao
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@@Ethan_LeBlanc lies
@@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205 not anymore but there was when I saw it idk why y’all changed it
Seeing a practically immortal character trying to off himself will never be boring
Bruh listen. He will never die so idk why bro was trying tbh and that little girl will be traumatized 😮
@@SYMBIOTEDITZZit’s a movie
Have you seen igor. 😂😂😂
Im pretty sure he knows @@6xsavs
@@SYMBIOTEDITZZ Because his fiancé died and he wanted to join her in the afterlife so he tried to find a way to die.
“I just need to die harder” lol
It was a Film produced by 20th century Fox LMAO
"Trademark FOX."
@@canObeans4weAnd perhaps Sears battery division.
Is this a die hard reference 🗿
@@Blingblang819yes
"I can't believe he's still alive.
I can't believe you left the house in that shirt" that is the best comeback of all time 😂😂😂
The best comeback too 🤣🤣🤣
The burn 😂😂😂😂
O
That's my DEADPOOL
Immortality 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Deadpool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He gave those kids permanent ptsd.
and?
That poor girl got blood splattered on her glasses 🤣
@@swagsloth4037 what did he do for that to happen
It was Polar Bears i'm stupid
@@Sudask555Edgy
Deadpool is a really tragic character. He can live forever, but he really doesn’t want to.
Nobody with loved ones wants to live forever mate.
There is a saying, being immortal is not good but a curse
(Gasp) like the knife hand guy
what if he ask scarlette witch to remove him from reality? what about mutant handcuff??
Even more in the comic books because his wife is the entity that's the literal concept of death. Also really funny because hes cu- king Thanos because he also loves her and thats why he wants to destroy the universe for her. But shes like your not my type Thanos.
The thing about Deadpool is that he still feels all that pain 💀
Gotta be used to it now tho
@@bonkc7313 after a while he stopped feeling it remember he cut his hand off and didn't care
@@damarcusgames he's probably used to it now, sensory deprivation and stuff
pain tolerance goes up the more pain you experience. one can deaden nerves without losing all feeling
@@greggivens7392 Oh, thank you for telling me that. Because I have been using a punching bag for about 3 years.
My favorite part of the catch up is that the cocaine was right next to a thing labeled "the cure for blindness."
W pfp💚
W pfp
Ben 10 on top
@@OGTennyson right back at ya
Which gets me even more since in the first movie the told Blind Al that there was a ton of cocaine hidden next to the cure of blindness in the house
“I can’t believe you left the house in that shirt!” Legend 😂
Every time it gets me
That shirt killed him more than the fall
The angry grunt roll away from her afterwards sent me 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed 👍🤝😂😂😂😂😂
LOL! I loved it!
"I can't believe you left the house in that shirt" imagine seeing a guy who you think should've died infront of you look at you only to roast your outfit and leave.
Skyrim NPCs be like
@@RadioMan2023 nah because I finish them off, like bitch I’m the dragon born I’ve saved the world fifty times today alone. You will like whatever I fucking wear
You have the Hands of a Healer
Thats how bad that shirt is.
The fact that Ryan Reynolds actually tried killing himself for these shots is inspiring. Such commitment to the film
@@codyw1023 you must've heard that... *ZOOM* ... There it goes again... The joke flying over your head! LMAO
@@thawk2489 bruh moment
@@codyw1023 r/woosh
@@thawk2489 i think you missed the joke
@@codyw1023 yeah i cant believe they didnt get that your comments was a joke aswell
Even his suit is immortal
Fr
@@YourLocalSidwhat if you just forget about the letter t in that last word?
You still coming?
@@escaptivist how is his suit immoral
@@YourLocalSid
Let's put sarcasm aside.
The truth is the whole "Deadpool" or "Mutant X" project was immoral. No one ever asked whether he wanted to be in this project or not!
@@escaptivist I'm confused, wtf are you talking about
„I just need to die… HARDER“
Such a beautiful sentence 😄
YOU'RE FAKE
" I just need to die harder™ "
Dang found you
It really is
This one is a fake btw, look at the name closely.
I think seeing him drink a bottle of Ajax he renamed Francis would’ve been funnier like the coke sitting on top of the cure for blindness.
That would have been amazing
Not even a well done one, just one of those shitty paper labels or frayed duct tape with crude permanent marker writing on it.
Dude wtf was that even English?
@@AcidAroma Go back and watch the movies.
@AcidAroma it took me a couple of reads, but he means that instead of drinking Clog Clear, he drinks a bottle of Ajax detergent that he named Francis
If Ryan Ronald’s isn’t Deadpool I ain’t watching it 🥹
He is born for this character.
Reynolds*
Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool, nobody else can be, and everyone knows it.
Deadpool choosed ryan reynolds to play deadpool
Hehehe Ryan Ronald's McDonald's.
He's going down in cinema history as the perfect actor for this role
I am captain deliciouspants and my pants are delicious
I just read that like the *MILKMAN.*
@@Southern_Crusader that was intentional
En Latinoamérica fue
El capitán culo rico......
SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!
What's inside the pants is better
The crazy part is how that suit kept on surviving and regenerating
He’s got like a closet just filled with costumes I bet
No he tapes it up with duct tape as the movie progresses
If he's gonna be alive and miserable, he's gonna be fly af and miserable.
He has multiple suits
The cinema magic ✨
bro the way this man traumatized people just to die 😭
@ex-principal burkheimer no
@the niggle mermaid nice username lol
@the niggle mermaid yes but no
@the niggle mermaid In the comics one time he did
@the niggle mermaid no,he's cursed by the death itself ofc no
It's his cancer that makes him immortal. If he didn't have cancer he would be mortal. That's the catch. He's on a constant stage of healing. Unlike wolverine who heals and boom done.
Bad take man, 😅 if he looses the cancer the healing factor works so hard that would kill him anyways.
@@emmet.0456it’s not a take though it’s a fact that’s how Deadpool’s healing factor works
@@Skibidiri, never understood honestly
What I get is that the healing factor is not Deadpool healthy cells but actually the cancerous cells, so because Cancer make cells kill themselves but then the healing factor got them back and thus repeats, so he is constantly healing the cancer and as a side effect his body.@@franchescooneto1932
@@franchescooneto1932 His cancer and healing factor are in a sort of equilibrium that keeps him alive
“Im captain delicious pants”
“Attempts suicide”
En español es más gracioso, pero igual admiro el juego de palabras en inglés
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The bear agrees with his statement
More like “captain delicious pants gets eaten by bears and lives up to his new title”
Dude just like me 🗿
Really loved this sequence. Just like in the comics, he plays his depression off for laughs, and you forget that he’s completely suicidal here but he can’t die. It’s incredibly dark to actually think about but it doesn’t come off that way because he plays it like a joke. Fake laughter hiding real pain.
Ryan Reynolds is #chinaman lol. That's who this shit is targeted to.
Exactly
That's also why I found the 2018, I think it was, comic series so depressing. Good but depressing (I have nearly all hardcovers, only one or two I couldn't get)
Ryan renolds was made for Deadpool I’m glad the green lantern never worked out for him.
I like Ryan in green lantern as Hal Jordan just writing & some of the cgi was bad .
Green lantern was a decent movie. I enjoyed it
To think that if the multiverse is real, there’s a universe out there where it’s the complete opposite.
One in which Green Lantern was good, but Deadpool wasn’t.
@@dannyortiz3663 I actually did too, bad writing but he was good in it
@@Laserbeak316 there's a universe where you are a good lantern AND deadpool!
Love that little dance he does before jumping
They picked the right song for this gag.
Song name
@@freshyknight000love hurts by the Osborn brothers
@@CruzChennault Still like the Nazareth version better but, that's from being an old 70's rocker!
“Just need to die harder.” - Deadpool’s best quote yet
Deadpool’s famous last words
1. Captain delicious pants
2. I just need do die harder
(Trademark FOX)
*Visible Confusion*
Audible Silence*
Bro has several last words... 💀💀💀
Logan: " and it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die."
Girl "Are you a superhero?"
Deadpool "Fucking A sweety"
Alrighty then.. MOVING ON
Ohoj
Girl's dad: What did you just say?
He said "not today sweety" why would you think he said that?
That line wouldn't even make sense
@@justadude7018 no. He said "fuckin' A, sweetie" quite clearly. Makes sense or not, that's what he said
This dude stole Elizabeth II's totems of undying
is that why she died?
@@redcondore04 yes
Damn, loved that game, Clive did an excellent job!
@@longbow6416So few will get your comment. But I did. 👍
he hasnt tried a meat grinder that feeds into a crematorium (or molten steel, anything that can ensure ALL his cells cant grow back), that will seal his deal for sure.
or radiation
@@zematic_4881 The mans already 100% cancer, theres hardly anything there that radiation could make worse.
Sound like you tryna make new kinda Deadpool, according to comic logic, radiation gonna make a Hulkpool and Moltenpool with crematorium ascept.😂😂😂
in the comic it says that neither hell or heaven wants him and miss death is in love with him so he doesn't die
Every Project Zomboid characters when they got bitten:
The realest shit I ever read on youtube.
real shit
F***NG FRRRRR
"Fuckin a sweetie" my new favorite way of saying yes
Eh*
@@jay-reads2464 A*
It's such a trademark Canadian thing lmao
A lot of people missed his comment about wearing white pants In The second one
I remember a time when Adults would hold back their tongue from cursing around Children.
Well it seems that those times are over.
"Deadpool tries to kill himself"
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
"i just need to die, harder"
What wise words.
"Whats your name?"
Deadpool: " caption delicious pants"✨️✨️
Haha in the comic his inspiration to die is just to be with lady death
There's a theory in Deadpool 2 that his girlfriend is actually Lady Death, and that's why he was able to converse with her whenever he was close to dying.
@@RikuHarada6996 Lol no
@@DarthKrillin lol yes look it up
Lady Death is hot ASF I would totally delete myself to be with her 🤤
It's not a theory, he was fucking death.
I swear he was born to play Deadpool 💜
Who are you?
Deadpool: Captain Delicious pants *jumps💀
Keep in mind, Wade Wilson can feel every bit of pain that comes to him.
Oh gpsh
Yeah but he’s been hurt so much that it doesn’t affect him how it would us.
@@joaquina3968 Well makes sense, he was tortured and experimented for a long time, even being soffucated over night
"I can't believe you left the house in that shirt" I'm fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ryan Reynolds doesn’t act like Deadpool he is Deadpool without him Deadpool is just a shell of what he was
Hi
I don’t know that’s relevant but cool!
This is how extra deadpool is, he could’ve just hopped the enclosure no he took a run and jump 😂
Bro played Dumb Ways to Die irl
💀☠💀
Homeboy could've jumped into a volcano if he was truly determined
Or maybe just a vat of acid?
*_EDIT_* : I'm aware Deadpool is immortal in the comics thanks to Lady Death & Thanos
Apparently it wasn't obvious that I was talking about THIS Deadpool, movie Deadpool, not comics Deadpool
Don't think it'd do anything to him. Would just be a water equivalent.
The volcano would spit him out or cement him forever but he would still regenerate so....maybe not the best option lol be stuck in there for generations. Vat of acid may work but only if it's super strong strong and you drop his whole body at once lol
Just ask SCP-682 how well that worked out
Death brings him back everytime and he also was married to death for a while as well so ig he'll come back regardless
@@crazedbear
I was talking about movie Deadpool (the one in the video)
Not comics Deadpool
"Who are you?"
"Captain delicious pants, sweetie."
**proceeds to fucking jump into a tiger enclosure.**
Edit: alot people are crying and pissing over the fact I said tiger enclosure and not polar bear so uh yeah I just don't care
Lmao
*Bear enclosure
It's a polar bear enclosure
Whoa that happened in the movie? No way
No he f****** swan-dived
THAT KID WAS SCREAMING LIKE ME
I hope disney doesnt do pg 13 for deadpool 3 we deserve better
It has been announced that it will be +18 🙂
they're going to turn Deadpool into a black guy
@@rasvien oh sweet i cant wait honestly
@@jacquestube lets not turn this into a political argument
Is it coming
Deadpool is just superman but instead of invincibility he respawns
He is not at all like superman💀
If superman's head is cut off with a kryptonite saw, he ain't surviving that
Deadpool will
Regeneration versus near-invulnerability
"This experience will traumatize me for life" - Guy in Gravity Falls
Tad Strange
Dipper? Idk lol
@@Theofficialcaptainobvious
Nope. Ted Strange
My favorite super hero is Deadpool
“I can’t believe you left the house with that shirt on.” One of my favorite things in this world is Deadpool insulting people.
That zoo scene alone is the funniest thing ever
“I can’t believe he’s still alive”
“I can’t believe you left the house in that shirt”
He should have tried the way wolverine did it😂
They can never Recast this Character, Ryan Reynolds is forever Deadpool.
Same goes (in my opinion) for Hugh Jackman Wolverine, RDJ Iron Man, Wesley Snipes Blade. There are more obviously but these 4 are my favorite to watch.
Fun fact, Thanos actually cursed Deadpool with his inability to die, this isn't just his healing factor. This is because both Thanos and Deadpool were in love with Lady Death.
“In the comics”
@@mcharizard7995 what he said
Comic book nerds who get their information from UA-cam shorts are the fucking worst
No lady death loves Deadpool, he doesn't love her
@@battleshipman56 Depends on which story, I suppose.
"He, in fact, did not die."
The " captain delicious pants " got me 😂
Bro can heal from a single cell...
Confirmation?
As far as I've read, he was able to heal himself whole from one hand.
Does he "starfish"?
Like if you split him in half , shouldn't you have two deadpools? but the comics never wanted to have more than one Deadpool so he just heals back to one person for some reason
@@LTrejo91 No, in the comics, it's like the soul is contained in the body
And when the body is cut/split, since the same soul cannot be split into 2 (duplication of sorts), what happens is that the soul is contained in one of the pieces of the body, hence the piece in which the soul exists, is the piece that Deadpool will regenerate from
@@xtremeninja6859 Would poison work on him? A particularly potent poison.
Boo/Buu from dbz could heal from a Single cell 😎
The polar bear: "Yoo guys check this out i have found a infinite human meat glitch"
Lmao
Basically the house of evolution's secret for infinite takoyaki
That's make sense Deadpool more like dead in the pool with sharks...
Deadpool : I just need to die harder
Bruce Willis: 😒
Worst superpower.... feeling all the pain but can't die....
@@armadillo15 yup....& Carrying the deadly cancer but can't die
@@dynamo429 he feels it but after awhile it's probably like an annoyance not actual pain
@@reptiles3244 it's more like he's accustomed to the pain..
@@dynamo429 like I said more like an annoyance not actual pain like me getting bit by snakes after awhile they all felt like an annoying thing that happens not something that actually hurt even when it's a 12' retic with razor sharp daggers for teeth it should hurt but It just annoys me
ajax (francis) was the total oposite, he don't feel pain but he can die
Dude put a bag of crack in his mask and punched the hell out of it to start this whole escapade...this is why Deadpool's my favorite
"I can't believe you left the house in that shirt" 😭😭😭
Not him jumping 😂
I’m just sad they cut most of them from the cinema cut. These are glorious
So hilarious that this is on Disney plus now. Deadpool is my favorite Disney princess.
Even without the power death wont take him out of jealously
That gitl got trauma 😂
They should do a sequel where deadpool has to deal with a clone/ made up of all his Discarded parts.
I recommend you Stefan Petrucha : Paws. This is a Deadpool novel
Wouldn’t the parts regenerate into new Deadpools as well or is it only the part of the body that is connected to his brain that regenerates?
This is essentially what Johnny Blaze was doing in Ghost Rider after his dad died and he was in dept to Mephisto.
The stunt double wildin
“I’m about to do something terrible.”
*sparkle sound effect*
Why can’t marvel just have a rated R division and just exclusively make a whole different world with new characters all rated R.
See being Deadpool sounds fun but then you gotta watch and outlive everyone you ever meet
I remember reading that the only sure way to kill Deadpool would be to cure his cancer so his healing powers would eventually kill him.
Why would they kill him? I don't get it.
To put it short, if Deadpool’s healing factor has nothing to “cure/fix” his cells will continue to develop until it kills him. Like putting too much air into a ballon without relieving pressure.
Problem is as soon as he died the cancer would come right back healing him all over again
Wasn't that used in the second movie where his healing was taken away so all he had was cancer that was killing him
@@NevanSlone Huh...so curing his cancer kills him, but removing his regeneration somehow, would result in the cancer killing him, albeit slower?
“Precious aren’t they” 😂😂😂
*JUMPS*
everytime he dies he gets to talk to death his lover thanos is crying rn
😭
Except he doesnt die
Can't belive Disney cut this from the Disney + version.
NO WAY
I don’t remember this from any version
Keep inventory mfs when they forget the cords to their base:
that’s funny
True
I can’t believe you left the house in that shirt 😂😂😂
Props to Deadpool traumatizing those kids.
Some of the Deadpool deleted scenes are just to good for they're own good. Deadpool one has a scene, where wade kills a Doctor in Mexico who is scamming his patients. Like brutally kills him, and he's not Deadpool yet.
Captain delicious pants has the harsh honesty🤣
Best UA-camr ever steak and packGod ❤️❤️❤️
He was just going out giving people trauma🤣🤣🤣😭😢
I feel so bad for that kid
He just wanted to Feed the animals
free trauma for the day
I can't believe you left the house with that shirt! I'm 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠
Deadpool:I cant believe you went out your house in that shirt
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
It’s so fun seeing an immortal character no matter who they are trying to die or off themselves 😂
Ryan Reynolds was born to play Deadpool
Deadpool traumatized those kids
Man has keep inventory on
Imagine Deadpool’s shit after that whole clog clear
it looks crazy, but thats pretty realistic in a way, becoz people would really go crazy if they become immortal
I would legit blickie my brother Everytime he does something I don't like if he ever becomes immortal
Well not necessarily, many stories deal with the idea that Immortal people start to subconsciously throw away old memories and information. It's a sort of a house cleaning. And besides that Deadpool's already crazy
incase anyone doesnt know, deadpool still feels the pain of everything that happens in this video and just has to deal with it.
At a certain point he just stopped caring about pain
@@damarcusgames exactly, its quite tragic
It's cool when superheroes have different accessories on over their suits, or they have their mask involved with an outfit.
Love it how he jump in there in front of these children and parents
You know life is bad when deadpool wants to die.