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  • @mewsmeme
    @mewsmeme 2 роки тому +74101

    "Code works don't know why" is the most accurate thing ever

    • @TheDovahBorn
      @TheDovahBorn 2 роки тому +2907

      GOD it's so TRUE. It's always the random shoot-for-the-moon shot that somehow succeeds and now you gotta look at this thing like, "I'm gonna have to debug you someday. But you work now. That's all I ask of you."

    • @youdontexist.
      @youdontexist. 2 роки тому +132

      @@markosoloanime i heard it too 😀

    • @boyvol6428
      @boyvol6428 2 роки тому +419

      And it's even worse than when it doesn't. That means you dont know when it will stop working.

    • @WatermelonDog512
      @WatermelonDog512 2 роки тому +78

      Why that happens? Like, codes sometimes just feel like not working

    • @youdontexist.
      @youdontexist. 2 роки тому +5

      @Jayden Playz extremaly

  • @zdspider6778
    @zdspider6778 Рік тому +11167

    You constantly oscillate between
    "I am a genius."
    "I have no idea what I'm doing."

    • @honour111
      @honour111 Рік тому +101

      Literally 😂😂

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 Рік тому +163

      actually it's a both simultaneously, it just kind of works, or don't

    • @Mot0Mot0
      @Mot0Mot0 Рік тому +125

      I actually say out loud “I’m a genius” when my code works perfectly but I scream “IM SO BAD AT THIS” when nothing is working

    • @cranezs
      @cranezs Рік тому +74

      @@lucky6961Schrödinger’s code

    • @Meph_X
      @Meph_X Рік тому +8

      ​@@cranezslmao dude

  • @josh8584
    @josh8584 Рік тому +7121

    I love that you count from 0. You're a true computer.

  • @quanghuyvu2649
    @quanghuyvu2649 Рік тому +1405

    Coding is like constant learning
    Too bad every time I learn something, i forget something else

    • @XenogearsPS
      @XenogearsPS Рік тому +57

      this right here lmao. I learn very complicated algorithms and struggle with the logic. Finally complete the assignment only to forget it the next week.

    • @guest-eg3zx
      @guest-eg3zx 11 місяців тому +15

      But atleast once u reread the thing that u forget u can kinda remember how it works. Idk if that's just me tho

    • @Yami_no_senshi
      @Yami_no_senshi 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@XenogearsPSyup I am a rookie , right now trying to learn

    • @ІсаєнкоАртем
      @ІсаєнкоАртем 11 місяців тому +3

      I have read it as "too bad every time I learn something, I forget everything else"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SayGoodBye223
      @SayGoodBye223 10 місяців тому

      @@Yami_no_senshisame

  • @TheWilmster
    @TheWilmster Рік тому +11446

    “This probably won’t work.”
    *it works*
    “What the hell-“

    • @Yayaloy9
      @Yayaloy9 Рік тому +175

      This right here, i can relate to this so much. When you thought you learn how the framework works in and out, only to see that you are wrong is so wtf. Thats when you know, youre just gettinf started xd

    • @SukasahaSukadi
      @SukasahaSukadi Рік тому +156

      I feel in danger whenever my code works without any problems at the first try.
      It's like a ticking timebomb staring at me.

    • @KinoDerToaster
      @KinoDerToaster Рік тому +24

      Literally all of my coding success stories summed up, and idk wether to feel ashamed or proud... ima feel proud the universe actually let my neanderthal brain generate something that worked on an infinitely more superior machine.

    • @chiccoordenes3910
      @chiccoordenes3910 Рік тому +6

      this shit is so relatable lmao

    • @redcatcodes
      @redcatcodes Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/channels/0omGxLNnrrbnvU-hU8gSyg.html FOR CODING TUTORIALS

  • @_sanguisorba_5316
    @_sanguisorba_5316 2 роки тому +5529

    You know he's a coder when he start counting at 0 💀

    • @rararara4442
      @rararara4442 2 роки тому +153

      His 0 is just your 1

    • @Stargrazerone
      @Stargrazerone 2 роки тому +70

      This isn't funny yet I laughed

    • @seroma3516
      @seroma3516 2 роки тому +3

      Well, you can definately determine the siths from the Yedi. Using Python and MatLab myself I don't really care, it's just binary

    • @sebastianhartlove5585
      @sebastianhartlove5585 2 роки тому +2

      Ha any PLC guys?

    • @SomeOSCMember
      @SomeOSCMember 2 роки тому

      frrrr

  • @legendrags
    @legendrags Рік тому +3790

    The hardest thing about programming is not one but two things.
    1) Coming up with a million dollar app idea
    2) Naming variables

    • @148roach
      @148roach Рік тому +144

      how and what do i name my vars like bro what the hell do i do with this shit :
      var = input("MM BALLS")

    • @legendrags
      @legendrags Рік тому +64

      @@148roach looks like you never got a million dollar app idea.
      My variables are like
      getUserData
      compMDAllFeatures()
      (Which stands for compile markdown with all features)
      and i still manage to mix up my vars.

    • @HolyG-sus
      @HolyG-sus Рік тому +10

      numbering should start from 0

    • @corruption_l0l
      @corruption_l0l Рік тому +53

      I just name my variables something like
      'Goobus'
      'Farble'
      'Toodle'
      Wtf am I supposed to name them, I do the same thing with file names mainly because I don't want to waste 3 seconds on thinking of a good name.

    • @haloball12
      @haloball12 Рік тому +26

      @@legendrags I just make random ass names like "adbdhd" "vvv" 😭

  • @jocloo7013
    @jocloo7013 Рік тому +3258

    Big rule of coding is that it doesn’t matter how or why it works, if it works it works don’t touch it

    • @thecutegoose2914
      @thecutegoose2914 Рік тому +196

      Or try to improve it and make it not work anymore so you get frustrated an stop working on the project and you start watching youtube shorts until you get to this video and you start looking in the comments andyou reply this message to one of The comments

    • @obbyking9570
      @obbyking9570 Рік тому +4

      So true

    • @FlyIslandGuy
      @FlyIslandGuy Рік тому +43

      This comes back to bite you in the future though...especially when you're the guy that has to figure out why this code has stopped working or has to change said code to add additional functionality. Been there..not fun 😂

    • @youtuberninja9285
      @youtuberninja9285 11 місяців тому

      I've been brushing up on my coding using freecodecamp and ChatGPT. When I don't understand the problem poised by FCC, I give it to ChatGPT. GPT gives me the same answer I came up with, and it still doesn't work. Chat's usual response, "Try asking someone on the forum!"😠 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @arvy4033
      @arvy4033 11 місяців тому +1

      This is me rn

  • @celcowhite
    @celcowhite 2 роки тому +3528

    4 years of college and this is basically what all my notes boiled down to.

    • @wasvreta
      @wasvreta 2 роки тому +24

      happens to the best of us

    • @bethgerong186
      @bethgerong186 2 роки тому +15

      Yup that happened to me in roblox studio

    • @fleshytrash
      @fleshytrash 2 роки тому +2

      Lol I just lies on my resume what 4 years of college for

    • @johnwhick7419
      @johnwhick7419 2 роки тому +7

      Kinda says a lot about the actual value of a degree.

    • @contentdeleted4978
      @contentdeleted4978 2 роки тому

      While the teacher rackin in the 100k per year and they cant figure out why they are mussing valid info the teacher knows but is just to lazy to explain 😴🤑🤓🤬

  • @bri_xu
    @bri_xu  2 роки тому +4981

    if you code as your profession, the infinite cycle includes other people complaining about your code too

    • @T333MMM
      @T333MMM 2 роки тому +40

      Now programming

    • @LuciferAmoyai
      @LuciferAmoyai 2 роки тому +15

      🗿👊🏿

    • @sleepybaby1265
      @sleepybaby1265 2 роки тому +8

      or if you open source

    • @shortrunsgravitrax1948
      @shortrunsgravitrax1948 2 роки тому +17

      "if you code as your proffession, the infinite cycle shall be your lesson"

    • @KilsE90
      @KilsE90 2 роки тому +37

      "you obviously stole this part of the code on pastebin" yeah no shit, that’s literally what everybody does☠️

  • @Kaeribana
    @Kaeribana 2 роки тому +6686

    Rule number 1
    If it works, don't touch it ever again, or else the inevitable will happen

    • @username_pending1328
      @username_pending1328 Рік тому +738

      Whatever. I'm gonna tweak my code.
      Edit: I have unfortunate news...

    • @オタクもの
      @オタクもの Рік тому +155

      ​@@username_pending1328 RIP

    • @bluedogviking3
      @bluedogviking3 Рік тому +55

      Unless you got a backup

    • @Coffeeinabagofcoffee
      @Coffeeinabagofcoffee Рік тому +38

      Sometimes you need to touch(ex: imcompatible with some things), but if you touch to make your code simpler... f

    • @Kaeribana
      @Kaeribana Рік тому

      @@Coffeeinabagofcoffee you touch it at the risk of making the code incompatible with everything 🥶

  • @ongtranbao994
    @ongtranbao994 Рік тому +408

    He’s missing the “go watch some Indian coders on UA-cam” part thou

    • @BoomBillion
      @BoomBillion Рік тому +58

      Search in English
      Find video with English tittle.
      Instructor Starts in English
      Instructor starts Mixing Indian and English.
      Instructor uses Indian for the most important instructions
      Leave furious comment
      Click thumbs down.
      Repeat process.

    • @chickenbird6661
      @chickenbird6661 Рік тому +19

      This isn't even a joke, there are so many great coding tutorials on youtube, with many having indian accents thicker than a pixar mom.

    • @pagecollector4856
      @pagecollector4856 Рік тому +9

      ​@@BoomBillionI know, right! Not only with coding, even psychology ... I hate it! If you post a video with an english title, TALK IN ENGLISH!

    • @BoomBillion
      @BoomBillion Рік тому +6

      The accent or the english titles aren't the issue. It's the fact that they mix like 50%English and 50% Indian in the video. So at first you think you found a good vid but then later they switch to Indian for the important stuff. I have yet to find others that do this.

    • @pagecollector4856
      @pagecollector4856 Рік тому +3

      @@BoomBillion The English titles are an issue because it makes us think this video will be 100 procent in English.

  • @crisprabrasion8638
    @crisprabrasion8638 2 роки тому +917

    "code works now don't know why?"
    I felt that on a spiritual level

    • @pauliusUwU
      @pauliusUwU 2 роки тому +4

      It doesn't even matter how hard you try.

    • @MolkoKillStyle
      @MolkoKillStyle 2 роки тому +1

      @@pauliusUwU Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

    • @bienesraices6397
      @bienesraices6397 Рік тому

      To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard

  • @AlphaBlox
    @AlphaBlox 2 роки тому +4040

    As a coder this is really accurate. It’s what i call “The circle of code”

    • @Elonmusk69790
      @Elonmusk69790 2 роки тому +15

      Yup, can vouch(as a coder myself too)

    • @BlueStillFails
      @BlueStillFails 2 роки тому +20

      @@Elonmusk69790 bro no way💀💀💀💀 that's how it works I thought it was a joke💀💀💀

    • @sohaib_t
      @sohaib_t 2 роки тому +10

      Ok I know this is a joke but on the serious side
      Never Google the answer
      (I would recommend maybe splitting it into pieces so you also learn
      Ex: make a code that adds 2 numbers
      So you first learn how to take in a number
      Second learn how to add 2 numbers
      Third lean how to show the sum
      This is of course extremely easy but you get the point :) )

    • @Elonmusk69790
      @Elonmusk69790 2 роки тому +6

      @@BlueStillFails it's true for beginners, but i was being sarcastic

    • @rajsinghania1090
      @rajsinghania1090 2 роки тому

      The code of code

  • @zel3996
    @zel3996 Рік тому +503

    My favourite thing I’ve ever seen is a note saying something along the lines of “this code does absolutely nothing but if we remove it everything breaks so here it will stay”

    • @riftsplitter2159
      @riftsplitter2159 Рік тому +10

      lmao

    • @SonOfNone
      @SonOfNone Рік тому +17

      Wondering if you took over one of my analysis and reporting projects 😂

    • @adlerlp4388
      @adlerlp4388 Рік тому +10

      Was probably Tf2, the code is held by bandaids

    • @FHAS3R
      @FHAS3R Рік тому

      @@adlerlp4388yeah, the infamous coconut picture in the files.

    • @FHAS3R
      @FHAS3R Рік тому

      @@adlerlp4388bandaids is being generous, it’s held together by hopes and prayers.

  • @mitrashailendra3817
    @mitrashailendra3817 Рік тому +125

    Runs code - Doesn’t work.
    Makes changes according to errors - Still doesn’t work.
    Calls teacher over to have him explain - Code runs immediately.

  • @sarahardemalm
    @sarahardemalm 2 роки тому +3136

    don't forget "crying for hours, when code still won't work"

  • @domanteron6737
    @domanteron6737 2 роки тому +820

    "Code works now, don't know why" relatable.

    • @dhatrishdixit6004
      @dhatrishdixit6004 2 роки тому +6

      Same i was giving a competition few days back , i wrote two answers to simply put one completed all test cases and the other didn't , I don't know why 😅😅 even though logic was same

    • @Hpalhazred
      @Hpalhazred 2 роки тому +7

      Dont know why is working, lets save this and not touching it again.

    • @harulams
      @harulams 2 роки тому +1

      I bet he is from Japan

    • @mr.mister311
      @mr.mister311 2 роки тому

      @@dhatrishdixit6004 I encourage you to take the solutions apart in smaller pieces, comparing them, and finding out what part makes it not work, then why. Do that every time, find out why, and you will become an amazing programmer.

  • @bri_xu
    @bri_xu  2 роки тому +6235

    coders start counting at 0 🤓

    • @x7themm
      @x7themm 2 роки тому

      If you don’t I will wipe your mbr 🥲

    • @averageguyh9049
      @averageguyh9049 2 роки тому +48

      Depends on the language

    • @AbhimanyuAryan
      @AbhimanyuAryan 2 роки тому

      I am offended. I am Julia developer =_= My dad stronger than yours. You suck boooooo

    • @Homestuckloverforever
      @Homestuckloverforever 2 роки тому +21

      @AverageGuy h wich language besides lua doesn't?

    • @AlphaBlox
      @AlphaBlox 2 роки тому +5

      0

  • @countryTakeoverMan
    @countryTakeoverMan 9 місяців тому +30

    junior programmer : googling
    senior programmer: googling faster

  • @BurlyWave
    @BurlyWave 2 роки тому +2136

    “Blame your computer, realize you were wrong” felt that 🤣

    • @alfredlily
      @alfredlily 2 роки тому +1

      Same felt that😂

    • @thefoxguy
      @thefoxguy 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @vinniehuish3987
      @vinniehuish3987 2 роки тому +2

      What kind of an idiot or average individual blames a machine for a mistake made by a conscious brain? Lmao.

    • @vinniehuish3987
      @vinniehuish3987 2 роки тому +3

      That’s borderline sociopathic. Literally.

    • @alfredlily
      @alfredlily 2 роки тому +17

      @@vinniehuish3987 its a part of human nature i guess

  • @ash4457
    @ash4457 2 роки тому +595

    My coding teacher calls himself a professional Googler

    • @youtubepremium2140
      @youtubepremium2140 2 роки тому +7

      lmfaoo

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 2 роки тому +13

      because collective intelligence is real and we dont blame us

    • @ash4457
      @ash4457 2 роки тому +1

      @@royk7712 yeah that's great not having to do the whole job

    • @searchingforasecret
      @searchingforasecret 2 роки тому +1

      @@royk7712 standing on the shoulders of giants or something huh

    • @sonic176yt7
      @sonic176yt7 8 місяців тому +1

      Facts tho

  • @lx2312
    @lx2312 Рік тому +2597

    When the first thing your coding teacher teaches you is “you don’t need to know how it works, you just need to know how to make it work”.

    • @thayeeboi890
      @thayeeboi890 Рік тому +45

      yeah, but no,
      sometimes when making big coding projects, you need to know how it works.

    • @thatdudenamedkevin5627
      @thatdudenamedkevin5627 Рік тому +17

      @@thayeeboi890hat’s why we do diagrams when it comes to code, yeah I have no clue how it works it just does 👍

    • @manamana7712
      @manamana7712 Рік тому +13

      Your coding teacher sounds like he coded rollercoaster tycoon entirely in assembly by himself

    • @iambread2914
      @iambread2914 Рік тому +4

      More like "we'll get back to it later"

    • @astra8538
      @astra8538 Рік тому +1

      ​@@thatdudenamedkevin5627yeah I still don't know why we need the except function for errors in python

  • @fatcat3506
    @fatcat3506 Рік тому +12

    Progression of learning code:
    “Coding is impossible”
    “Oh this isn’t so hard”
    “WHAT THE F**K IS THIS”
    “Oh this isn’t so hard”
    Repeat

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq Рік тому +2889

    If the WASD keys are worn out, they're a gamer.
    If the spacebar has a hole burnt through it, they're a writer.
    If the keyboard is in a million pieces on the floor, they're a programmer.

    • @redcatcodes
      @redcatcodes Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/channels/0omGxLNnrrbnvU-hU8gSyg.html FOR CODING TUTORIALS

    • @clonefighter1996
      @clonefighter1996 Рік тому +106

      What if I'm all three at once?

    • @vonakakkola
      @vonakakkola Рік тому +111

      i thought a programmer would have Ctrl, c and v worn out

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq Рік тому +23

      @@vonakakkola haven't even seen someone programming, have you?

    • @khoiphuonganh2746
      @khoiphuonganh2746 Рік тому +68

      I would argue that a writer would have a burnt backspace too...

  • @sudokode
    @sudokode 2 роки тому +5235

    Imagine wasting $200K and 4 years of your life to realize that your entire profession is an open book test.

    • @Arobisme
      @Arobisme 2 роки тому +126

      Ehh their is still a lot to learn from school in this regard

    • @cfri9332
      @cfri9332 2 роки тому +206

      As someone who occasionally has to use just CSS, this open book test sucks, I hate it, and I hope I die.

    • @PanosPitsi
      @PanosPitsi 2 роки тому +145

      In Europe university is free and you also get a free food and a house without rommmates don’t confuse the whole world with America

    • @sudokode
      @sudokode 2 роки тому +280

      @@PanosPitsi nothing is free, everyone else just paid for it 🤷

    • @TheJimmyplant
      @TheJimmyplant 2 роки тому +60

      I studied for a year and attended a boot camp that costed 22k and now I make 100k at my first coding job, about to get a promotion. I do have undergrad degree but completely underrated.

  • @0trial
    @0trial 2 роки тому +1269

    > codes doesn't works
    > Don't know why
    > Codes works
    > Don't know why
    LMAO TRUEE

    • @myklictawa8477
      @myklictawa8477 2 роки тому +7

      Codes auto works in first try
      Dont know why
      And im problematic about it coz it works

    • @DanieleManca1983
      @DanieleManca1983 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂 yeah haha

  • @gianstb
    @gianstb 3 місяці тому +4

    One thing that I always take with me while coding is:
    "99% of the times, the code isn't wrong, you are"

  • @haver2250
    @haver2250 Рік тому +375

    Junior: Code doesn't work and i don't know why
    Senior: Code works and i don't know why

  • @naulapommi666
    @naulapommi666 2 роки тому +1295

    as a programmer, this is exactly how we code.

    • @spacepog787
      @spacepog787 2 роки тому +20

      if you dunno what's wrong with code, Google

    • @naulapommi666
      @naulapommi666 2 роки тому +2

      @@spacepog787 fax

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 роки тому +17

      @@spacepog787 until You run into an error so specific that stack overflow don’t have the answer

    • @spacepog787
      @spacepog787 2 роки тому +10

      @@Vexxel256 then code is wrong because Google always correct but like legit tho it's seriously hard when even Google doesn't know

    • @lalosalamanka238
      @lalosalamanka238 2 роки тому +4

      @@Vexxel256 you forgot to blame your computer

  • @listedcherry
    @listedcherry 2 роки тому +2667

    Mans really blurred his feet 💀🤣

    • @Hasan09.
      @Hasan09. 2 роки тому +347

      So you were looking at his feet?

    • @Benny-jt9cj
      @Benny-jt9cj 2 роки тому +32

      @@Hasan09. dude, even if you look at the central part of the short you can see them. Its not that you have to stare at them to notice it.
      Edit: its funny that you all are trying to make me look creepy when simply you are all blind and couldn't see it in first place. Just to let you know, on a phone you can look the entire short at the same time, no need to stare.

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 2 роки тому +386

      @@Benny-jt9cj
      I only noticed after seeing the comment.
      Feet looker.

    • @Trapper-o7
      @Trapper-o7 2 роки тому +154

      @@Benny-jt9cj You are just denying the truth. You. Like. Feet...

    • @thatguy2271
      @thatguy2271 2 роки тому +70

      @@Benny-jt9cj bro I didn't even notice until I saw this comment I think two people were looking at feet now

  • @beawolfe
    @beawolfe Рік тому +32

    Don't forget feeling a tiny bit of guilt for blaming your computer

  • @BlueMedJ
    @BlueMedJ Рік тому +723

    bro blurred his feet💀

    • @marcodiesta
      @marcodiesta Рік тому +28

      He made look at his feet 😭😭

    • @parz76538
      @parz76538 Рік тому +43

      Bro was looking at his feet 💀

    • @preach9
      @preach9 Рік тому +53

      It's because of people like you 😂

    • @BlueMedJ
      @BlueMedJ Рік тому +23

      @@preach9I didn't mean to look, I just noticed that something was off😭

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim Рік тому +18

      ​@@BlueMedJsuuure dude suuuureee 😂

  • @Crummymattress
    @Crummymattress 2 роки тому +2769

    anyone noticed his feet is blurred lmao?

    • @angyfox3574
      @angyfox3574 2 роки тому +387

      Why do you know that

    • @zVerschlafen
      @zVerschlafen 2 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @deeznutsenjoyer5476
      @deeznutsenjoyer5476 2 роки тому +25

      Bruh you're right idk why tho

    • @dr-deep8353
      @dr-deep8353 2 роки тому +96

      ​@@Unnamed35532 why looking at feet

    • @krystal_uwu
      @krystal_uwu 2 роки тому +254

      @@Unnamed35532 it's because of people like you that he has his feet blurred.

  • @SmileyE.Watcher
    @SmileyE.Watcher 3 місяці тому +2

    "Don't know why"
    Me: IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

  • @lichkingithani4653
    @lichkingithani4653 2 роки тому +692

    “That’s cool man, how did you manage to code that?“
    “Idk, I shat on my laptop after the 76th attempt and it started working for some reason”

    • @Crystalican
      @Crystalican 2 роки тому +4

      HAHAHAHA

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi 2 роки тому +8

      “How were you able to pass your class?”
      “Just pressed a and b at the same time then pressed the K key 13 times and it worked”

    • @nadyabegees2668
      @nadyabegees2668 2 роки тому

      @@PancakebatterLuigi what does this do/mean?

  • @maximtiberneac7611
    @maximtiberneac7611 Рік тому +1225

    One of the most deceitful feelings is when the code works, but you actually know it shouldn’t. And you don’t know why it’s not *not* working

    • @SamsDevelopmentChannel
      @SamsDevelopmentChannel Рік тому +76

      nah, the worst one is where your code is supposed to do something but it doesn't error so you don't even know whats wrong, happens alot to me

    • @SamsDevelopmentChannel
      @SamsDevelopmentChannel Рік тому +9

      @will.bohrer indeed my dear friend, indeed.

    • @plantfoodpower77
      @plantfoodpower77 Рік тому +8

      Silent errors, bane of human existence

    • @petrlaskevic1948
      @petrlaskevic1948 Рік тому +2

      ​@@SamsDevelopmentChanneljavascript noises

    • @SurgeDev_lazar
      @SurgeDev_lazar Рік тому +3

      its actually when the documentation is clear, so you pick the thing you want and it doesnt work as expected, then you pick all the other options and they dont work, but in all actuality it was a whole other function

  • @fruity4820
    @fruity4820 2 роки тому +568

    Code doesn't work
    Code doesn't work
    Code doesn't work
    Open another project and copy code into it
    Code works

  • @0oShwavyo0
    @0oShwavyo0 2 місяці тому +1

    As they always say, there’s only 2 hard things in programming:
    1. Naming variables
    2. Cache invalidation
    3. Detecting off-by-one errors

  • @dr_doritotf2305
    @dr_doritotf2305 Рік тому +146

    “Realize it was your own fault”
    You forgot “justify it to not give the computer satisfaction”

  • @iivin4233
    @iivin4233 2 роки тому +512

    Computers are already self aware and they're fucking with us.

  • @absolutezerochill2700
    @absolutezerochill2700 Рік тому +135

    Insider footage of Valve Headquarters:

    • @BULAMADMBTD6
      @BULAMADMBTD6 Рік тому

      absoulete zero in irl pretty shocking

    • @Usinghealer099
      @Usinghealer099 Рік тому +2

      Atleast they added they community made map with the seal in it

    • @Matchlatch
      @Matchlatch Рік тому

      @@Usinghealer099true

  • @DeadPerfection
    @DeadPerfection 3 місяці тому +1

    "Code works now, don't know why" is extremely real

  • @gabagool3502
    @gabagool3502 Рік тому +1171

    Coding is like becoming a teacher but you have one student and he’s extremely smart but also lobotomized and you have to explain every minute detail in order for him to know how to do basic things but you’re also lobotomized so you can’t really do that but eventually it works

  • @HanisExperiments
    @HanisExperiments Рік тому +291

    "Code works but don't know why"
    Thats hits hard 😂

    • @SonOfNone
      @SonOfNone Рік тому

      Always funny when I come across
      /*
      // I have no idea how or why this works, but don't touch it please for the love of God!
      */

    • @aasimghaniarts1410
      @aasimghaniarts1410 Рік тому

      I know😢

  • @SentientCubed
    @SentientCubed Рік тому +117

    Can’t forget when the entire issue is caused by a typo that takes an hour of scanning through your code line by line until you finally notice it

    • @petrlaskevic1948
      @petrlaskevic1948 Рік тому +1

      Use a debugger

    • @nairzD
      @nairzD Рік тому +3

      ​@@petrlaskevic1948doesn't seem to always work though cause sometimes it still works as a code but it actually does affect something far down the lines

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 Рік тому +3

      Honestly typos are usually the easiest issues to solve if your IDE isnt complete trash.

  • @edwardsaccount4021
    @edwardsaccount4021 Рік тому +17

    Instructions unclear.
    Computer currently walking the fish.

  • @steveblack720
    @steveblack720 Рік тому +244

    the part where you yell at your computer for f*cking up code and then realising that that was you all along is real

    • @Entropy67
      @Entropy67 Рік тому +1

      Thats when you apologise to your computer, open it up and give it a nice cleaning 😊😊

    • @steveblack720
      @steveblack720 Рік тому +2

      @@Entropy67 nah, you just get silent like nothing happened and then when something goes wrong again you repeat the same

    • @neon1718
      @neon1718 Рік тому

      ​@@steveblack720Its like a toxic relationship

  • @ЖуанХедшотович
    @ЖуанХедшотович 2 роки тому +2286

    - Code doesn't work.
    "Why?"
    - Code does work.
    "Why?"
    - Code does work, but not correctly.
    "Why?"
    - Code is nearly perfect, but doesn't work.
    "Why?"

    • @commentator7828
      @commentator7828 Рік тому +43

      It’s always why

    • @ImDaeBob
      @ImDaeBob Рік тому +8

      Literally

    • @Frostubee
      @Frostubee Рік тому +37

      Programmers is a variety of philosophy xD

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 Рік тому +20

      ​@@Frostubee "Hey, my code works! Oops, misspelled something."
      *Adds a single letter to a paragraph*
      *Code breaks*
      "... I don't even know anymore."

    • @lucasbixley2325
      @lucasbixley2325 Рік тому +1

      You missed a space thats why

  • @tatar_man8963
    @tatar_man8963 2 роки тому +181

    This is why I’m a doctor. Knife goes in, guts come out…

    • @nhall1270
      @nhall1270 2 роки тому +9

      Serial-... Serial killers do the same thing😕
      I know you were on your down time with this but when I read this I was like:😱😰
      But I get your meaning😆

    • @owlsponge3159
      @owlsponge3159 2 роки тому +14

      ...don't know why?

    • @bluemarineboy3091
      @bluemarineboy3091 2 роки тому +5

      Spear my life and i will grant you wi- *AæeuGhHG*

    • @ae831
      @ae831 2 роки тому +2

      bart

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 2 роки тому

      wtf

  • @owenepelle
    @owenepelle 2 місяці тому +1

    “Code works now, don’t know why” have never related more to a sentence in my life

  • @RumeshaJeyavudeen
    @RumeshaJeyavudeen 2 роки тому +121

    Code doesn’t work: don’t know why
    Code works: don’t know why
    Story of our life

    • @Akuma_Boi
      @Akuma_Boi 2 роки тому

      Fr man😭😭 even when it works dk why

  • @dtm5557
    @dtm5557 2 роки тому +36

    I love how he started the list at zero instead of one. Such a small detail but that made me laugh a lot.

  • @crnoman9408
    @crnoman9408 2 роки тому +64

    "code works now don't know why"
    my entire coding life in one sentence

  • @topgodamri1621
    @topgodamri1621 11 місяців тому +1

    I just started PULLing spotify sdk. Hard as hell. Took me over 15hrs in 2 days with gpt still.
    Coding can be complicated but I've never thought of it being hard

  • @Basegud
    @Basegud Рік тому +664

    I think coding is the only profession where googling the answers is actually an acceptable thing to do on the job

    • @DeathMetalManiac
      @DeathMetalManiac Рік тому +80

      It is a necessary skill actually, you need to know how to google what you need

    • @sleepyafri
      @sleepyafri Рік тому +30

      i will be citing this comment in the future…i’m a comp sci student and i was freaking out the other night because i always had to google things for assignments and i thought i was just bad at coding but this. man this validated my feelings thanks dude

    • @4ae109
      @4ae109 Рік тому

      ⁠@@sleepyafriDon’t feel ashamed to use the tools are your disposal. I use Google, ChatGPT, and Phind all the time. They’re all very helpful. Learning from a book is no different to learning from a screen.

    • @jazzyj7834
      @jazzyj7834 Рік тому +44

      IT is another common one to do a lot of googling on the job actually.
      Like yes, you can diagnose MOST problems before even seeing the issue if you know what you're doing.
      But my god, computers can have some of the most bizarre problems I've ever seen...
      Fixed a printer that wouldn't power on at work once by unplugging and replugging the usb mouse. Remains my top most bizarre fix yet.

    • @honeybun6677
      @honeybun6677 Рік тому +5

      Doctors and nurses?

  • @MCPRODYT
    @MCPRODYT Рік тому +103

    As a VFX artist, I can verify these steps apply to us as well 💀

    • @Pyromanniacc05
      @Pyromanniacc05 Рік тому +1

      oh if you dont mind, would you please describing your job?

    • @MCPRODYT
      @MCPRODYT Рік тому +1

      @@Pyromanniacc05 As a hobbyist, I can verify nothing about what it's like doing VFX as a job💀

    • @he8535
      @he8535 Рік тому

      Problem how do you learn?

  • @pawprintstudios6983
    @pawprintstudios6983 Рік тому +75

    as a developer this is probably the most relatable video i've ever seen

  • @ItzOrangeyYT
    @ItzOrangeyYT 10 місяців тому +4

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate how he started the list with 0?

  • @berlaunico
    @berlaunico Рік тому +93

    why isn't anybody talking about the fact that he censored his feet

    • @wassitYT
      @wassitYT 11 місяців тому +2

      Fr 💀

    • @Zer0cip
      @Zer0cip 11 місяців тому

      :o

    • @Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager
      @Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager 9 місяців тому +1

      Why TF were you even looking at his feet 👀. As a fellow Noob Html/Css/Java Script Coder , I was too busy Agreeing with him to even realize he Censor his feet until I saw Your Comment 😂

    • @twoResets
      @twoResets 8 місяців тому

      and im glad

    • @sonic176yt7
      @sonic176yt7 8 місяців тому +1

      Feet isn't even sexual how did it become like that?

  • @jacewilliamson4698
    @jacewilliamson4698 Рік тому +23

    programming is an endless cycle of "this doesn't work and I don't know why" and "this works and I don't know why"

  • @MelonFarmer37
    @MelonFarmer37 Рік тому +629

    Bro had to blur his feet 💀

  • @gt-omega4132
    @gt-omega4132 Рік тому +1

    You forgot the rare step, when you find a problem only you have encountered and eventually threaten your pc at gun point to start working and it never does

  • @mbg8733
    @mbg8733 2 роки тому +34

    Code doesn't work
    Runs it again
    Code works
    Just ignore the previous failure.

  • @dark_shadow6000
    @dark_shadow6000 2 роки тому +53

    "Code has 275 bugs."
    Me: "time to patch em 1 by 1."
    10 bug patches later: "code has 1087 bugs"
    Me: "coding sucks"

    • @FZERO20
      @FZERO20 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂that would make me wanna throw my mouse at my screen

  • @JIopemUncym
    @JIopemUncym 2 роки тому +42

    "Code works now. Don't know why!"
    Literally my biggest fear during the self-education.

  • @kotilk123
    @kotilk123 2 місяці тому +1

    console:code error on line 271 : me looking at my code with 106 lines:

  • @CrayRT
    @CrayRT 2 роки тому +36

    as a computer science major, this is accurate.

  • @davidsaska2617
    @davidsaska2617 2 роки тому +42

    “Believe in yourself despite past failures” coupled with that expression is killing me 😂

  • @iidut7518
    @iidut7518 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you. I'm currently learning programming and I needed to hear this. Made me feel less stupid now that i know I'm not the only one who does not understand why the code works or doesnt work sometimes.

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 2 роки тому

      Have you coded in kotlin yet?

  • @turbojax07
    @turbojax07 Рік тому +15

    Debugging code is like that clip from the big bang theory where sheldon is screaming why, Why WHY while reading a paper and then going "oh thats why" a few seconds later. Except you dont know why, you just know it works.

  • @itswilliamanimate
    @itswilliamanimate Рік тому +34

    As a developer, this is incredibly accurate

  • @SASA_maxillo
    @SASA_maxillo Рік тому +41

    Bro just tells us life story of every programmer 💀

  • @BjorkerKing
    @BjorkerKing 2 роки тому +16

    “Code works now, don’t know why” really hits home lmaooo

  • @rsatonyplayz5186
    @rsatonyplayz5186 10 місяців тому +4

    The fact that he started from 0th step as first proves that he is a programmer

  • @lunarebony6122
    @lunarebony6122 2 роки тому +20

    this is scarily accurate, most of the time i just keep putting random stuff until it somehow works for some reason

  • @glssmercyles3525
    @glssmercyles3525 2 роки тому +313

    Hahaha this is exactly how I did my assignments and surprisingly I got a 100.

    • @parisbtw5779
      @parisbtw5779 2 роки тому +3

      Cause googling your coding problems is real world experience

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 2 роки тому +22

      @@parisbtw5779 but there is where we find a dillema, who made the code in stack overflow, did he find it in the internet as well, if so who is that man, who coded without googling it, what mythical being

    • @timetothrowpogchamp5188
      @timetothrowpogchamp5188 2 роки тому +22

      @@cromulom2223 just believe in the one
      The one requires no internet, the one can program and code machines on his own, the one probably has his own OS, Language and machine assembler that he built without learning from the internet
      The one comes up every now and then on the internet to teach 0.01% of his knowledge and then goes back into revolutionising the next thing

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 2 роки тому +3

      @@timetothrowpogchamp5188 dear god

    • @SeperSuzu
      @SeperSuzu 2 роки тому +7

      @@timetothrowpogchamp5188 praise be to the one

  • @Lonrok
    @Lonrok 2 роки тому +15

    Code works, I don't know why
    it doesn't even matter how hard you try
    Keep that in mind, I designed these lines
    To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard

  • @nagasrikuncharapu3736
    @nagasrikuncharapu3736 Рік тому +6

    I like how you started from 0 . Indexing is just so true...

  • @An.Zaira1
    @An.Zaira1 2 роки тому +51

    This is surprisingly the most accurate thing that relates to me-

  • @DentonFury
    @DentonFury 2 роки тому +7

    Blame the computer, realise you were wrong... That hit hard..

  • @eupi9098
    @eupi9098 2 роки тому +33

    Go onto stackoverflow and see that the only thread is a error code and an update that just says "fixed"

    • @hjrgf
      @hjrgf 2 роки тому +1

      or you copy all the code from the solution and it breaks even more

    • @eupi9098
      @eupi9098 2 роки тому +2

      @@hjrgf //I have no idea what this line does but when you delete it everything breaks

  • @anere5326
    @anere5326 3 місяці тому +1

    This is true, Btw this is how i name temporary variables : i, po, ajs, lsko, ksdk and some random 1 to 3 consonants, understands every single atom and already memorized every functions, ifs where, and then i abandon the project for month, come back, then it looks gibberish to me.

  • @Dailyfiber_98
    @Dailyfiber_98 Рік тому +52

    The fact that he started at 0 had me fucking dead 💀

  • @2A_ROCKS_
    @2A_ROCKS_ Рік тому +36

    Bro blurred his feet ☠️

    • @DerKrault
      @DerKrault Рік тому +12

      Hey yo I didn't even notice, maybe you're the reason why he is blurring his feet

    • @joelvivas-xi7bu
      @joelvivas-xi7bu Рік тому +4

      you arethe reason why bro

  • @HanzCastroyearsago
    @HanzCastroyearsago 2 роки тому +7

    0. Stack overflow
    1. Ctrl C
    2. Ctrl V

  • @vectoralphaSec
    @vectoralphaSec Рік тому +7

    The best programmers are the ones who can solve any problem by looking up solutions and how to solve said problem on the internet. Doing research is how you become a productive programmer.

  • @rimanpele
    @rimanpele 2 роки тому +6

    -gets an error
    -go to stackoverflow
    -ctrl c + ctrl v lots of answers until get what you want

  • @Ballsaggle
    @Ballsaggle 2 роки тому +4

    The design is very human

    • @possamei
      @possamei 2 роки тому

      wtf how did you know

  • @aprilcrawford3323
    @aprilcrawford3323 2 роки тому +9

    I love how each of these always start with the most complicated step😭

  • @FictionHubZA
    @FictionHubZA Рік тому +4

    "Achieve temporary sucess."
    This is the best and worst part of coding.

  • @yoursissyfahimaa
    @yoursissyfahimaa 2 роки тому +335

    SOoo we're not talking about how he BLURRED HIS FEET 👁️👄👁️‍

    • @maliyagray2145
      @maliyagray2145 2 роки тому +28

      So annoying when people do that 🙄

    • @jadiellima8922
      @jadiellima8922 2 роки тому +48

      @@maliyagray2145 sus

    • @zinzhao8231
      @zinzhao8231 2 роки тому +24

      What u looking for

    • @nopinias69
      @nopinias69 2 роки тому +24

      ​@@maliyagray2145bro? 🤨📸

    • @DHill149
      @DHill149 2 роки тому +3

      That’s a fact I peep it probably had nail color on sus

  • @whateveryousayfam5240
    @whateveryousayfam5240 2 роки тому +8

    Never ever will forget this. I spent 4 hours looking over what I did wrong on my Computer Science project just to find out there was a period in the middle of hundreds of lines of code.

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 2 роки тому

      There's a thing called IDE. Either you are lying or you don't know what an IDE is, or how to set it up.

  • @malatyal-4480
    @malatyal-4480 2 роки тому +6

    Man censored his feet 💀

  • @RamaKrishna-cx4ec
    @RamaKrishna-cx4ec 10 місяців тому +1

    I love how he started from 0 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilyeeezyyyy
    @lilyeeezyyyy 2 роки тому +5

    bro censored his feet💀

  • @jackleveille9319
    @jackleveille9319 Рік тому +5

    I love that your list starts with 0.
    For those who don't know jack about coding. Lists and arrays always start with 0 instead of 1.

  • @Yurusaii
    @Yurusaii Рік тому +12

    "Mastering the art of coding can make it feel simple, but for those just starting, it can seem like an unsolvable puzzle." - Sun Tzu

  • @geek654
    @geek654 25 днів тому +1

    "blame your computer"

  • @prod6thl
    @prod6thl 2 роки тому +4

    well, even though it's a joke it's super accurate