@@irenemax3574 Fudd is a word for a woman's reproductive organ, it's also used as an insult in a similar manner to fanny. A dobber is the male reproductive organ, again generally used as an insult.
That's like the old story about when Samuel Johnson first published the dictionary and a woman's rights group came up and said "Sir I congratulate you on omitting all swear words from your new book" To which he responded "Ladies, I congratulate you on your perseverance to keep looking for one"🤣🤣🤣
The state motor-car registry (South Australia) was very touchy about suggestive number plates when personalised sets first became available. There must be no references to god, royalty, sex, or excreta. My shit-stirring friend - a lawyer, no less - applied for the plates TIHS-00. They looked fine to the issuing officer, but when viewed in one's rear-view mirror those plates read 00-SHIT. The cops, once they realised the trick, tried to have those plates withdrawn, but they lost the case.
@@paulkennedy8701 That is so, but the permitted combinations didn't accommodate that option: there had to be letters only before the break and digits afterward.
50 seconds ......I love that little joke "the problem we have is down in England where a lot of the cars are licensed...." as though they aren't in Scotland 😂
With my Surname, I got Mr Q, and the wife, Mrs Q, and when I got a four wheel drive - it's plate was 4Q. Number plate people didn't balk - try yelling it at someone... :-)
True story. Family name in New Brunswick Canada. Grabher. They fought to have it on their licence plates, but it was the time of Trump boasting about his “grabbing” exploits.
"Down there in England, where a lot of the cars are licensed..."
Big LOL😅
He was loving every second of giving loads of examples whilst keeping a straight face ! 🤣
That’s a Scot for you
In my state in Australia, we saw a huge black SUV with the Number Plate "ON BAIL".
"When it comes to fudd my hands are tied"
Quote of year
He is bound by the law
Please explain, I’m from North Ireland but never heard of fudd, Or dobber.
@@irenemax3574 Fudd is a word for a woman's reproductive organ, it's also used as an insult in a similar manner to fanny. A dobber is the male reproductive organ, again generally used as an insult.
@@ezekyleabbadon9555 Thanks. In this case a casual google wasn't very helpful.
As my Old Dad used to say, "If she's a lady, she won't know what it means. If she's not a lady, it doesn't matter."
That's like the old story about when Samuel Johnson first published the dictionary and a woman's rights group came up and said
"Sir I congratulate you on omitting all swear words from your new book"
To which he responded
"Ladies, I congratulate you on your perseverance to keep looking for one"🤣🤣🤣
This guy is amazing. So funny.
He sounds like the best dad you could have
The state motor-car registry (South Australia) was very touchy about suggestive number plates when personalised sets first became available. There must be no references to god, royalty, sex, or excreta.
My shit-stirring friend - a lawyer, no less - applied for the plates TIHS-00. They looked fine to the issuing officer, but when viewed in one's rear-view mirror those plates read 00-SHIT. The cops, once they realised the trick, tried to have those plates withdrawn, but they lost the case.
Shouldn't that have been TIH2-00? If you look at S in a mirror it's not still S.
@@paulkennedy8701 That is so, but the permitted combinations didn't accommodate that option: there had to be letters only before the break and digits afterward.
@@21stcenturyozman20
Then I suggest TIH-200 or TIHZ-00.
@@paulkennedy8701 There's little point in prescribing possibilities now: the event was 40 years ago.
The chief is great
So funny. So true. So believable.
I'm dyslexic so I'd be offended by' Fock' on a number plate, but being dyslexic ,-------- I'm only skidding. 😏
I dont know what FUD or DOBBA mean but love this guy. It was worth it for B16 MUF
Dobber in Scotch is a poor/unemployed/layabout loser. Fud is c*nt.
My neighbour had w464 fud wasn't private just came like that
?
Yep, got to love FUD on a plate dahn sarf :)
Oh the poor Chief, when it comes to fudd his hands are tied!
Just brilliant
50 seconds ......I love that little joke "the problem we have is down in England where a lot of the cars are licensed...." as though they aren't in Scotland 😂
With my Surname, I got Mr Q, and the wife, Mrs Q, and when I got a four wheel drive - it's plate was 4Q. Number plate people didn't balk - try yelling it at someone... :-)
Only Q isn't allowed....
@@johno4521
What a bizarre claim!
Clearly, Q is used on rego numbers where Mr Quodling lives.
Didn't John Lewis call their mascot dragon fud
Now I need to know what a dobber is in Scotland
Male genitalia
A dobber is a boaby
@@noahswann a what?
Boaby is another Scottish slang term for a phallus
@@JosephStealin Your wee lad.
Some time ago I saw a plate that read "PEN15" and the driver was.
There is a woman in our road her registration is Leg 55 and it fit her perfectly
ma fave numberplate is CAC
Someone is driving around in Glasgow with F4NAE
Genius. 😂
Hahahahhaha!!!!!!! Fud is a great Scottish word
This man is god :)
Big muff lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When it comes to fudd my hands are tied.
It’s better than the bent copper show.
I saw a police wagon in Glasgow with the letter FTP on the number plate.
Funny on a police level AND a pope level.
For those of us from the US....please tell us what that means
File transfer protocol?
@@TallyRocky It's an insult used here by protestants against Roman Catholics and means "F*** The Pope".
If Scotland gains independence as some want, issuing its own car registrations will be just ONE of the things it will have to take on....
One solution could be to make them ALL offensive. Then noone can take personal offense AND it's a lot funnier. They'll sure have more tourists...
Our neighbor had IV SKIN....
Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇨🇮🍀 4years later.
Hahaha epic!!
Have you ever heard of "FREE SPEACH"?
No, nor have I heard of FREA SPEECH....
Have you ever heard of satire?
Down with fun.
It's a satire show...
@@gsw8734 I get that.
What does dobber mean?
It goes into the fud.
True story. Family name in New Brunswick Canada. Grabher. They fought to have it on their licence plates, but it was the time of Trump boasting about his “grabbing” exploits.
Was that a g up or for real?
What country are you from ,?
@@usausa2390 Australia ol mate, was that for real or a g up skit?
@@TwoHemiViewer it's a joke I can't believe you can't see that look at it again
@@TwoHemiViewer there's a heap of them Scot squad it's called funny as
@@usausa2390 ok so it is just a g up.
RobustQuim
There should also be a clamp-down on bad interview shooting.
What's Fudd?
I have never heard it so it's over my head too🤔
Elmer Fudd?
Just looked it up
NOUN Scottish
1. dialect
the tail of a rabbit, hare, etc
2. dialect
the buttocks
3. vulgar, slang
the female genitals
4. technical term, slang
female pubic hair
Collins English Dictionary. Copyright © HarperCollins Publishers
@@ngipiksari thanks cutie 🥰
Front lady part. Usually used by schoolboys.
@@raibeart1955 "Usually used by schoolboys"
Are we talking the front lady part or the word "fud"?
is that guy English?
Fuddin dobber
... its not as if there aren't any major crimes to solve!
It's not as if this is a satire comedy show...
What language is he speaking?
LOL
Pictish
Scottish
Hahaha!
Lol 😂 😂
PEN15..... 🤔 there’s nothing wrong with promoting a writing instrument 🤦🏻♂️🤣
The Penis is mightier than the ( pork) sword.
Is that guy real?
No, but don't let that stop your whiny outrage.
Of course he's real. All Norwegians are like that.
@@alanj9391 hahaha
FU2
You lot got more to worry about than poxy number plates
😂
I’m English - what’s DOBBER……
for once I need to know even though it’s 500 miles north of me - I wouldn’t walk it though!
Dobber and fud have to do male and female anatomy.
"I’m English - what’s DOBBER……"
You.
get real are there more serious things to police
@@jacksprat9209 TKS MUM
You're so right Peter the fun police have better things to do
He's not real, fud.
It's satrie