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  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 3 роки тому +84

    "Down there in England, where a lot of the cars are licensed..."
    Big LOL😅

  • @derin111
    @derin111 3 роки тому +49

    He was loving every second of giving loads of examples whilst keeping a straight face ! 🤣

  • @letsseeif
    @letsseeif 3 роки тому +19

    In my state in Australia, we saw a huge black SUV with the Number Plate "ON BAIL".

  • @ezekyleabbadon9555
    @ezekyleabbadon9555 5 років тому +85

    "When it comes to fudd my hands are tied"
    Quote of year

    • @benwilson6145
      @benwilson6145 3 роки тому +1

      He is bound by the law

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 3 роки тому +2

      Please explain, I’m from North Ireland but never heard of fudd, Or dobber.

    • @ezekyleabbadon9555
      @ezekyleabbadon9555 3 роки тому +12

      @@irenemax3574 Fudd is a word for a woman's reproductive organ, it's also used as an insult in a similar manner to fanny. A dobber is the male reproductive organ, again generally used as an insult.

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 роки тому +5

      @@ezekyleabbadon9555 Thanks. In this case a casual google wasn't very helpful.

  • @naajohnnorthcott8267
    @naajohnnorthcott8267 3 роки тому +87

    As my Old Dad used to say, "If she's a lady, she won't know what it means. If she's not a lady, it doesn't matter."

    • @popeye5989
      @popeye5989 3 роки тому +8

      That's like the old story about when Samuel Johnson first published the dictionary and a woman's rights group came up and said
      "Sir I congratulate you on omitting all swear words from your new book"
      To which he responded
      "Ladies, I congratulate you on your perseverance to keep looking for one"🤣🤣🤣

  • @clivemilson2372
    @clivemilson2372 Місяць тому +1

    This guy is amazing. So funny.

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 3 роки тому +9

    He sounds like the best dad you could have

  • @21stcenturyozman20
    @21stcenturyozman20 3 роки тому +32

    The state motor-car registry (South Australia) was very touchy about suggestive number plates when personalised sets first became available. There must be no references to god, royalty, sex, or excreta.
    My shit-stirring friend - a lawyer, no less - applied for the plates TIHS-00. They looked fine to the issuing officer, but when viewed in one's rear-view mirror those plates read 00-SHIT. The cops, once they realised the trick, tried to have those plates withdrawn, but they lost the case.

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 3 роки тому +2

      Shouldn't that have been TIH2-00? If you look at S in a mirror it's not still S.

    • @21stcenturyozman20
      @21stcenturyozman20 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulkennedy8701 That is so, but the permitted combinations didn't accommodate that option: there had to be letters only before the break and digits afterward.

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 3 роки тому +1

      @@21stcenturyozman20
      Then I suggest TIH-200 or TIHZ-00.

    • @21stcenturyozman20
      @21stcenturyozman20 3 роки тому +7

      @@paulkennedy8701 There's little point in prescribing possibilities now: the event was 40 years ago.

  • @joe18425
    @joe18425 2 роки тому +6

    The chief is great

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 3 роки тому +24

    So funny. So true. So believable.

  • @ianhill4585
    @ianhill4585 3 роки тому +8

    I'm dyslexic so I'd be offended by' Fock' on a number plate, but being dyslexic ,-------- I'm only skidding. 😏

  • @stuartj1968
    @stuartj1968 3 роки тому +4

    I dont know what FUD or DOBBA mean but love this guy. It was worth it for B16 MUF

    • @stevemorris3710
      @stevemorris3710 Рік тому

      Dobber in Scotch is a poor/unemployed/layabout loser. Fud is c*nt.

  • @Cornwall1888
    @Cornwall1888 7 років тому +21

    My neighbour had w464 fud wasn't private just came like that

  • @arrivingarriving5166
    @arrivingarriving5166 5 років тому +11

    Yep, got to love FUD on a plate dahn sarf :)

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 3 роки тому +4

    Oh the poor Chief, when it comes to fudd his hands are tied!

  • @carolinerobertson8098
    @carolinerobertson8098 3 роки тому +2

    Just brilliant

  • @sas2300
    @sas2300 Рік тому +1

    50 seconds ......I love that little joke "the problem we have is down in England where a lot of the cars are licensed...." as though they aren't in Scotland 😂

  • @pquodling
    @pquodling 3 роки тому +6

    With my Surname, I got Mr Q, and the wife, Mrs Q, and when I got a four wheel drive - it's plate was 4Q. Number plate people didn't balk - try yelling it at someone... :-)

    • @johno4521
      @johno4521 3 роки тому +2

      Only Q isn't allowed....

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 3 роки тому +1

      @@johno4521
      What a bizarre claim!
      Clearly, Q is used on rego numbers where Mr Quodling lives.

  • @babyboysmooth1353
    @babyboysmooth1353 3 роки тому +1

    Didn't John Lewis call their mascot dragon fud

  • @JosephStealin
    @JosephStealin 3 роки тому +5

    Now I need to know what a dobber is in Scotland

    • @michaeldick6227
      @michaeldick6227 3 роки тому +4

      Male genitalia

    • @noahswann
      @noahswann 3 роки тому +8

      A dobber is a boaby

    • @JosephStealin
      @JosephStealin 3 роки тому +1

      @@noahswann a what?

    • @noahswann
      @noahswann 3 роки тому +4

      Boaby is another Scottish slang term for a phallus

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 3 роки тому +2

      @@JosephStealin Your wee lad.

  • @bobfisheruk
    @bobfisheruk 3 роки тому

    Some time ago I saw a plate that read "PEN15" and the driver was.

  • @donaldwainwright
    @donaldwainwright 3 роки тому +1

    There is a woman in our road her registration is Leg 55 and it fit her perfectly

  • @nadiamurchie1949
    @nadiamurchie1949 3 роки тому +2

    ma fave numberplate is CAC

  • @derekbiggerstaff
    @derekbiggerstaff 7 місяців тому

    Someone is driving around in Glasgow with F4NAE

  • @HerbertDuckshort
    @HerbertDuckshort 3 роки тому +2

    Genius. 😂

  • @ukuleonscotland674
    @ukuleonscotland674 2 роки тому

    Hahahahhaha!!!!!!! Fud is a great Scottish word

  • @reopreop4690
    @reopreop4690 3 роки тому +3

    This man is god :)

  • @s.wright6945
    @s.wright6945 3 роки тому +1

    Big muff lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisM541
    @ChrisM541 Рік тому

    When it comes to fudd my hands are tied.

  • @rovercoupe7104
    @rovercoupe7104 3 роки тому

    It’s better than the bent copper show.

  • @huepix
    @huepix 3 роки тому

    I saw a police wagon in Glasgow with the letter FTP on the number plate.
    Funny on a police level AND a pope level.

    • @TallyRocky
      @TallyRocky 3 роки тому

      For those of us from the US....please tell us what that means

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 3 роки тому

      File transfer protocol?

    • @sp610
      @sp610 3 роки тому +1

      @@TallyRocky It's an insult used here by protestants against Roman Catholics and means "F*** The Pope".

  • @johno4521
    @johno4521 3 роки тому +4

    If Scotland gains independence as some want, issuing its own car registrations will be just ONE of the things it will have to take on....

    • @mbrackeva
      @mbrackeva 3 роки тому +2

      One solution could be to make them ALL offensive. Then noone can take personal offense AND it's a lot funnier. They'll sure have more tourists...

  • @brucegately831
    @brucegately831 3 роки тому

    Our neighbor had IV SKIN....

  • @twistedtiger9657
    @twistedtiger9657 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇨🇮🍀 4years later.

  • @skanthaadsigns
    @skanthaadsigns 3 роки тому +1

    Hahaha epic!!

  • @JLWestaz
    @JLWestaz 3 роки тому

    Have you ever heard of "FREE SPEACH"?

    • @johnpaulirvine5845
      @johnpaulirvine5845 3 роки тому +3

      No, nor have I heard of FREA SPEECH....

    • @gsw8734
      @gsw8734 2 роки тому

      Have you ever heard of satire?

  • @clayz1
    @clayz1 3 роки тому

    Down with fun.

    • @gsw8734
      @gsw8734 2 роки тому

      It's a satire show...

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 2 роки тому

      @@gsw8734 I get that.

  • @Fortunes.Fool.
    @Fortunes.Fool. 2 роки тому

    What does dobber mean?

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 Рік тому

      It goes into the fud.

  • @joanr3189
    @joanr3189 3 роки тому +1

    True story. Family name in New Brunswick Canada. Grabher. They fought to have it on their licence plates, but it was the time of Trump boasting about his “grabbing” exploits.

  • @TwoHemiViewer
    @TwoHemiViewer 3 роки тому +1

    Was that a g up or for real?

    • @usausa2390
      @usausa2390 3 роки тому +1

      What country are you from ,?

    • @TwoHemiViewer
      @TwoHemiViewer 3 роки тому

      @@usausa2390 Australia ol mate, was that for real or a g up skit?

    • @usausa2390
      @usausa2390 3 роки тому

      @@TwoHemiViewer it's a joke I can't believe you can't see that look at it again

    • @usausa2390
      @usausa2390 3 роки тому

      @@TwoHemiViewer there's a heap of them Scot squad it's called funny as

    • @TwoHemiViewer
      @TwoHemiViewer 3 роки тому

      @@usausa2390 ok so it is just a g up.

  • @BadlyDubbed
    @BadlyDubbed 3 роки тому

    RobustQuim

  • @ianoliver3879
    @ianoliver3879 3 роки тому

    There should also be a clamp-down on bad interview shooting.

  • @noway325
    @noway325 3 роки тому +4

    What's Fudd?

    • @jaimecoutanche5977
      @jaimecoutanche5977 3 роки тому

      I have never heard it so it's over my head too🤔
      Elmer Fudd?

    • @ngipiksari
      @ngipiksari 3 роки тому +3

      Just looked it up
      NOUN Scottish
      1. dialect
      the tail of a rabbit, hare, etc
      2. dialect
      the buttocks
      3. vulgar, slang
      the female genitals
      4. technical term, slang
      female pubic hair
      Collins English Dictionary. Copyright © HarperCollins Publishers

    • @noway325
      @noway325 3 роки тому +2

      @@ngipiksari thanks cutie 🥰

    • @raibeart1955
      @raibeart1955 3 роки тому +2

      Front lady part. Usually used by schoolboys.

    • @ngipiksari
      @ngipiksari 3 роки тому +1

      @@raibeart1955 "Usually used by schoolboys"
      Are we talking the front lady part or the word "fud"?

  • @Angelfish-wr1pp
    @Angelfish-wr1pp 3 роки тому

    is that guy English?

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin 3 роки тому +1

    Fuddin dobber

  • @ApplyWithCaution
    @ApplyWithCaution 3 роки тому

    ... its not as if there aren't any major crimes to solve!

    • @gsw8734
      @gsw8734 2 роки тому

      It's not as if this is a satire comedy show...

  • @KIA-MIA-POW
    @KIA-MIA-POW 3 роки тому +1

    What language is he speaking?

  • @kyotocoversjimanderson782
    @kyotocoversjimanderson782 3 роки тому +1

    Hahaha!

  • @linda-nl8ib
    @linda-nl8ib Рік тому

    Lol 😂 😂

  • @firstnamesecondname5341
    @firstnamesecondname5341 3 роки тому

    PEN15..... 🤔 there’s nothing wrong with promoting a writing instrument 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 3 роки тому +1

      The Penis is mightier than the ( pork) sword.

  • @henkheemskerk4437
    @henkheemskerk4437 3 роки тому

    Is that guy real?

    • @alanj9391
      @alanj9391 3 роки тому +4

      No, but don't let that stop your whiny outrage.

    • @windsorSJ
      @windsorSJ 3 роки тому

      Of course he's real. All Norwegians are like that.

    • @thecrow7
      @thecrow7 3 роки тому

      @@alanj9391 hahaha

  • @vitabricksnailslime8273
    @vitabricksnailslime8273 3 роки тому

    FU2

  • @davidlarge8894
    @davidlarge8894 3 роки тому

    You lot got more to worry about than poxy number plates

  • @farouqomaro598
    @farouqomaro598 3 роки тому

    😂

  • @PhilbyFavourites
    @PhilbyFavourites 3 роки тому

    I’m English - what’s DOBBER……
    for once I need to know even though it’s 500 miles north of me - I wouldn’t walk it though!

    • @JACKDAWFISH
      @JACKDAWFISH 3 роки тому +2

      Dobber and fud have to do male and female anatomy.

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen Рік тому

      "I’m English - what’s DOBBER……"
      You.

  • @peterstead7510
    @peterstead7510 3 роки тому +1

    get real are there more serious things to police

    • @benwilson6145
      @benwilson6145 3 роки тому

      @@jacksprat9209 TKS MUM

    • @usausa2390
      @usausa2390 3 роки тому

      You're so right Peter the fun police have better things to do

    • @alanj9391
      @alanj9391 3 роки тому

      He's not real, fud.

    • @gsw8734
      @gsw8734 2 роки тому

      It's satrie