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Okay.
Ay
Fonsi
DY
Oh
Oh no, oh no
Oh yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy
Go
Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote
Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)
Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome
Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)
Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah)
Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal
Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más
Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)
Quiero ver…
albert: i am awkwardly standing 6 feet to the right
coronavirus: that sounds like a fun trend
Damn... 5 years ago...
That jumpscare actually got me so bad omg, I was heating up food and almost dropped my plate
Here Albert, I'll explain Jeff's story better:
Jeff and his brother Liu (L-Uw) had moved into a new neighborhood and has been invited to a birthday party. Over the days before starting school, Jeff started feeling weird, like he wanted to KILL all the people that made him mad. *On the way to school* Since Jeff and his brother takes the bus, that means anything can happen. Three kids then jumped over to them, their names were Randy, Troy and Keith. Randy took Lius wallet and Jeff tried to take it back but Randy pulled a knife on him. Jeff soon got that feeling again, and grabbed Randy, and snapped it. They ran away. *When they got home* The police came to take Jeff but Liu frames himself, because of his love for his brother. He was taken to Juvie. *The birthday party* Jeff was wearing his fanciest clothes, a white hoodie with black dress pants. At the party Jeff encounters the kids again *le fight* Jeff ends up getting caught on fire and the kids manage to die from Jeff, Randy dies from Jeff punching him in the heart multiple times until he died and the others were too easy. Jeff woke up in a hospital and had to stay there for a week to 4 months. When his time was up, everyone was there to see how he turned out. Because he was covered in bleach from the kids in the fight his face was all white and his brown hair turned black. *When Jeff got home* Oh yeah, Liu was released because they found out Jeff did it. *night* Jeff was in the bathroom when his mother walked in and she saw he son, crying and scraping at his cheeks with a knife. He turned around and asked her "Mummy, am I beautiful?", she replied with a nervous yes and went to go get her husband Peter to grab his gun. Then Jeff walked in and said "Mummy, you lied". That was the last words they heard before they died. Jeff still had his brother to go. After he was done doing his job, he ran away. His brother survived though, and ended up going crazy like Jeff, he has 2 personalities, his normal self people call his otherside, Sully. But that's another story to tell. BYE
*THIS MUST TAKE YOU LOTS OF TIME AND ONLY 2 LIKES I OF CORSE GAVE ONE😂 SO NOW ITS 3*
You should get a heart because that must of taken a long time to write
9:18 albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: *legit no reaction and doesn't even blink* what so scary
Watching in 2020!! ❤ because I watch your videos when you post, and rewatch in the meantime
I have the same reaction as albert to the jumpscares......
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
albert : * awkwardly standing 6 feet apart *
me in 2020 : yeah.. we're supposed to do that now lol
BRO THAT JUMPSCARE ACTUALLY MADE ME THROW MY PHONE MY HEART IS HURTING
Albert: I am awkwardly standing 6 feet to the left (4:08)
Me: Not so awkward in 2020 :/
I love how every jumpscare im more scared of ur screams than of the jumpscare itself.
Lol so sad i bet you CARLITO (aka adam) was crying when he edited this 2.
I love how he says idiot 😂
When Albert was talking about the Jeff the killer creepypasta I remembered him making that adoption game and putting JTK in and his account getting killed by JTK and the jump scare scared him because he didn't know it'd do the jumpscare and since I don't like horror in general I have to turn on high contrast mode or shut my eyes however since I'm really jumpy I still flinch even if my eyes are closed bc of the noises
4:29
Help I can't stop laughing at "toofis"
Just when I was getting scared at 11:30PM a fortnite ad pops up lol
no matter how old the video is i will always watch these
WOAH BRO THIS SAD STORY IS SOOO SAD IM GONNA CRY
2:18 somebody got their weave snatched
The janitors didn’t come pick it up yet? Jesus what kinda school is that 😭
1 WHEN YOU PUT THE JEFF THE KILLER PIC AND THEN THE JUMPSCARE IT GOT ME
OMG! EVERY TIME WHEN I WATCH ALBERT REACTING TO BULLY STORIES OR SAD STOROES IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THE WAY HE TALKS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!
Oh god...I was on fullscreen during the scary story. *I HAS TOO MANYZ REGRETZ*
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That dead silence jump scare made me literally throw my phone across the room-
3 years later and still is SO SAD
Jeff: YOU LIED TO ME, YOU SAID I LOOK GOOD!
Albert: Ok, you can be insane and look good... there’s a lot of serial killers that are like, kinda *hot*
Me: I know right?! 😂😂
*Edit: Is something wrong with me...?*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thank you for curing my depression
12:21 I can't breathe I'm gonna die because of Laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:42
*music plays*
Albert: Shut *up*
13:23 Does anyone realize that the jump scare is from fnaf 4 (Five Nights at Freddy's 4) but high pitched and fast?
Edit:
Also here's the time of another jump scare!
9:17
*R.I.P*
Albert
???-2018
May this Despacito soul Rest In Peace.
*Carlito will miss Albert*
the fact that these jumpscares scared a grown man and i was completely unaffected when i first watched this 4 years ago, and today, is very funny!
albert, Can you do another Circus in the Sky video pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?
I have watched this many times but the jumpscares still scare me 😂
Albert should write a book about all the poor people that he used admin commands on...
TIFANY_MAYUMI is the main character
*”this is the story of the poor people I used admin commands on.”*
11:42 made me laugh XD
me before: Im a noob but at least I have a heart
years later
me: NOOB NOOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
BRUH THAT JUMPSCARE JUST SCARED THE SOUL OUT OF ME-
“Then a train runs over there graves”
Me cri 😭😭😭
XDDDDDDDDDDDD Oh Jeez that was funny
I love how Albert turns the serious things into hilarious things
That scard the hell out of me 🥺
13:24 as such a fnaf fan, thats just a high pitched Nightmare animatronic jumpscare sound. didnt get jumpscared lol
You helped me so much with my depression albert thank you
❤
11:14 turns out jeff has turned into Michael jackson.
They hide the terd under the locker then at night smush it all over the bacons face (sorry to be rude to bacons)
“The taco song is still a thing?”
It has been a thing.
I like how albert said booses but buses is the correct plural for bus lol
7:01 sounds like spongebob! XD
Very sad roblox story
*alexa play despacito 3*
Albert: why did my head turn yellow
Me: you're slowly turning into a noob.
at first i thought his hat in the thumbnail was some sort of happiness meter lol
After hearing albert saying stop bullying me it make me spit out my water and my mouth feels like someone's scratching my mouth but worse
origin of jeff the killer:
the image you see is a little girl showing her room, but when she posted the photo people called her f@t and told her to k!ll herself and edited the photo and posted it, this got so bad she took her own life, and people make memes of her face now, i feel bad for the girl she didn't deserve this, I think she was 10-13 at most.
no thats not it the origin of jeff is the guy was just wearing a latex mask and posted it on newgrounds
@@robloxusertartagliakin7177 can yall stfu, i just wanted to explain what i heard, i didnt ask for what you had to say, if you wanna make your own story or show what you heard mAKE YOUR OWN COMMENT.
i wasnt even replying to you man :( im just trying to provide input on the convo
10:14 jeff: dont bully me (´;д;`) *seeing bullies infront of his neighbour* some time later after he get his powers: COME BULLIEZ TO ME
MAN THATS SO SAD
ALEXA, PLAY THE SOUNDTRACK FROM DESPACITO 2 THE MOVIE
Wait no those jump scares scared the actual 💩 out of me it’s 12am I’m too scared to sleep now... eh more UA-cam
Idk how I’m still scared of these things I’m literally 14. Pray for me guys.
1like=10192\227272827732728373728283838282273747319101837327372727227282828374310193938338843 prayers
*Great video, Mr. Fart Flam!*
Your video is cool
Omg I love how u make the roblox faces in stuff 😂😂😂😂 it funny
*Not making new videos on your old channel makes me cry. :(*
*Sees comments *
Oh, RIP.
He could let this channel be more kid oriented and have his (old) main channel be for wider audiences
Kaighl, he isn’t gonna make a 10 minute video, and not get one penny off of it, because of cursing and stuff.
"AHHHH OH MA GOD"
9:13
I was literally laughing at that for 5 minutes. 😂😂
Liu= Leo, Lui???
Thank you Albert, my life is now hilariously ruined 😂😂😂
Also, the Liu I know is form a different show called “RunningMan Animation”
oh gosh that jumpscare in the middle got me
Flamingo: “I want to kill him and wear his skin!”
Game Theorists: Flamingo is secretly Ennard from sister location.
*_lik if u cri everytim_*
Maks Karalov stop popping up your not Justin y you just want subs make vids and earn more go with your girlfriend
Oh God, I didnt expect the Jeff the killer picture and the jumpscare 😭😭 I got so scared
OMG that really scared it the crap out of me?!?!? 😰😰😰
9:19 that was the first jump scare I ever seen on his channel
Albert:”I’m here to help-!”
Ad: GeT BeAr pAiNt tOdAy
Me : IM A FURRRRRY
YAY! I'm Love The JumpScary And I'm Love The Roblox Scary Story!
I almost choked from those jump scares
albert: you mean THIS house right here?!
also albert: EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING~~ EVERYTIME WE KISS--
The random MJ pictures were the best 😂
The Jeff the Killer jump scares are literally just Fnaf 4 jump scares highly pitched-
My cousin is in to Naruto and he forgot this episode.
Mr thumb nail...
Guys it's the thumbnail
Damn 3yrs...
No senkie
Your pfp _😳_ its beautiful