WORST ONLINE DATE EVER
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Anthony and Ian use a dating website but Ian finds out he is completely incompatible with women.
Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself / Claus Winklestein
Ian Hecox as Himself
Gillian Tarkington as Claus' Supple Wife
Jason Michael Fong as Pocky | Ethan Ireland as Waiter
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty
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AD: Frank Cosgriff | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Ian Webb | Sound Mixer: Palmer Taylor
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grips: Jon Hooker & Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | MUA & Wardrobe: Paula Barkley
Asst. Editor: Justin Dailey | BTS Camera: Phil Mohr
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | Key PA: Brad Westerbeck
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I was so innocent when I watched this for the first time... so many jokes went over my head
Ikr lmao!! I was 11 when I first watched it, the part when anthony came out with candles and said “ she prefers men waxed” I was hell a confused😂
@@JuneWrld209 I actually don’t get that joke
@@deathkiller1236 lol your to young to know kid
@@JuneWrld209 i’m 18
@@deathkiller1236 Waxed means Waxing that women do to remove hair
It’s been seven long years and still I haven’t received a supple wife😣
Mine actually did arrive. Then my girlfriend killed her
FRICK u man
Kirsty baker that’s such a bad word 😳 how do you talk to your mom with that mouth you should be ashamed of yourself
You should try « Male order bride »
This came out in 2013 I feel old 😂😂
Finally someone from fucture like me
Gamer Dev finnaly someone who is furniture
Me to LMAO it the future
gamer lmao
jeez me too
Klaus having different phones in every scene is the best bit of the vid lol
They could've pretended to be together lol
I K N O W R I G X T
That's what I thought!
Yah
W
It’s a Groupon lol
Hell yeah, they're about to hit 10 million subs! Congrats, Smosh! You guys definitely deserve it!
Im gonna be the first reply in 8 years lol
25 mil rn
Oh, how times flies
@@59foofighter15 true
25 milly right now
"I like online dating because you can do it without your clothes on."
Me:*claps*
@@potmanadventures2145 clapping what..? ;¬)
Ambient God ^ >^
~
Pants*
“SHUT UP”
I miss Anthony, So I watch the old ones.
I know but I like IAN and anthony
Pig Ok oh my apologizes
@@delilahlps3004 it's ok
I miss him too bro
memesaremylife xd Same here
9 years later and I'm still laughing and tuned in the whole time 😂 i miss my youth and i miss old smosh
Same 😂
Old Smosh is back!!!
Thought you said “and turned on”
WELL ITS BACK NOW BABYYY
@@sycual I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
3:44. Look where the photo came from
Oof
His..
.oof..
Ooooooooooof
Lol
😁😀😃☺️🙂🙁☹️😕😧😨😰
I really miss the classic Smosh :(
Same :(
It's been a few months since I became a fan of smosh and I really like their content but couldn't understand what older fans were on about. Now I see the difference in both the contents and it really was gold
a different time, a different energy
@anshulsharma9429 dang 4 years i wonder how hes doing today
@@Toopderp__hi
@@albaviera554 are you that guy? also hi
"Claus vill not lose his vife to some shnoodle noodle!"
😂😂😂
Age of Ultron its VIFE
Op Evil Me Gaming Oh yeah you're right I just edited it
"Vhat are yu doing here vith dis... sphincter hammer?!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shnoodle Noodle is my new favorite insult.
Claus's accent was awesome!
🌚🌚🌚
xDD I'm German and I found his accent funny
🌚🌚🌚
I just came back to that video... Anthony's Klaus remind me soooooo much of Brandon Roger's Klaus. The name, the talking, the costume, the attitude, both German... it's wild.
This is the best channel ever for “that’s what she said” jokes XD
From the beginning, I was like, just fake date each other!!!
Ikr me too
+Momo MD they probably wanted 4 wieners
+Momo MD me too
But then, they'd get more 'gay' comments than ever.
Me to bro 😎
I wonder how many "Thats what she said" jokes can be made in this video.
+Tyler Smith no one knows..
1,000,000,000
Over 9000
+The Kids in Africa Damn it I was too slow :D
There are exactly 38 "That's what she said" jokes. Yes. I counted.
I love Clause's accent
Omg the nostalgia this video brings, I barely remember it, but it all seems soo familiar. This video just punched me in the face with nostalgic power.
"There's nothing to eat!"
*cupboard FULL of food*
Me every time
BattyKoda13 ha
BattyKoda13 I
same
SAME
BattyKoda13 that’s so my sister
Ian is like a blue tooth device.
He can't pair
He can pair with me any time (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kwake_VS_Gaming fuyyy
Kwake_VS_Gam
Kwake lol
MidnightBull23 chill out dude it's just a joke
6:10 listen with your eyes closed.
Oh My God Thats.
Thats.
PURRFECTIONNNN!
Ohhhhhhh my goooood
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Woahhhh
I don’t get it
watching all Smosh videos now that they've come back. Video rating: 8/10
Nah seriously tho gotta get neck deep in the nostalgia
me while watching the video;
''WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND TO DATE EACH OTHER?!''
Me 2 haha
Birgit Rusbach Probably limited in number of weiners they could shove down their throats.
I was thinking the same thing
Then they only got 2 wiener,lol
If they got 2 date then you get 4 dicks,lol
Birgit Rusbach are you fking stupid they will only get 2 wieners
I still dont understand how Ian and Anthony make prettier girls than I do. And I'm a legit girl, goddammit!
Ikr
Are you pretty now?
Are you even alive now ?
@@loop6913 why do you care
@@Gotlove-zq2zy he tryna hit
0:13 you know you wanted that clip
i first watched this when i was 7 and i missed so many of the jokes😭
Anthony's emo hair😂I miss It
Same😂😂😂his hairs curly and short now ☹️
Sapphire Stone me too😭😫
he brought his emo hair back now.
J0LLYG00DG1RL45 no he didn't
Totallyinsane X he did. he put it on his snapchat.
claus's cell phone keeps changing
All the times I've watched this, and I've never noticed that!
you still alive? It's been 10 years.
Who else would love to see them react to this video for a flashback?
Couldn’t they have just gone as a gay couple?
J Fee That would have been funny
And Ian gets over attached or just try’s to far
That’s what I was thinking 💭 but he’s not gay do you guys have a wife or gfs if not😉 jk I’m just messing with ya
Because those didn’t exist back then
Yeah
But thats gay
Why didnt they go pretending to be a couple? would have saved a lot of trouble lol
Then we wouldn't have this hilarious video.
And they wouldnt have that many weiners, logically :P
Archlight I would like your comment but it’s at 111 so I can’t due to international laws.
I know, just pretend to be a couple right?!
Couldn't of they just went together and say that they were a couple?
I was goingv to say that
Good point.
+Lukas hallo what how would she or he be
Yeah
+Truitt Bullard they could pretend to
1:34 this photo looks like pewdiepie when he only had 1M subs
Hahahahahahaha
Ian’s you photo 😂😂😂😂
Funny thing is, Anthony must've really liked playing the role of Klaus because he dresses just like him nowadays lol 😂🤣
No he doesnt
@@JimmyBoy9878 Bro, have you seen him lately? Yes, he does 😂
@@MrVin818 every vid just shows him in trousers or jeans mate. What vids of him were you watching that had him in a dress?
@@JimmyBoy9878 I'm not just talking about the one scene where he has to dress up like a girl. I'm talking about the metrosexual look he has nowadays that is very similar to the attire he had to where for the Klaus character.
@@MrVin818 it is not even close to similar.
Watching these is makeing me realize how great the old smosh was
They went through all that hassle when they could've easily just pretended to be a gay couple?
What?
+SuperT lol I just commented when the secret life of pets trailer came on and I'm like what gay couple
Lol
I think bc in 2013 it was illegal and they would have got a lot of hate
ikr!
Total legends right here. I laughed so hard when I first saw this vid.
Thank you shnoodlenoodles
This has to be one of their best episodes
Oh my SAUERKRAUT!!!
"my mouth is filled with wienner"-Ian2013
2013*
2013*
2013
2013
why u everywhere clorox
Anthony as claus is killing me with this vid i cannot stop laughing LOL
it's so stupid yet hilarious, nostalgia
Ian: Man, there's nothing to eat!
Me: What about that open bag of pita chips in the food cabinet, Ian?
1:18 his face is creepy
That's the point
How?
0.5x
Guess it’s worth a shot🤗
200th like
Anthony dresses up like a girl way to often
Ikr
hit
m
Meepymooo no
@Black metal fan Nope.🤦♂️
10 years later and I still laughed like a moron at "Come give me a kissenschloppen" for absolutely no reason
Why is Anthony's Clause oddly familiar... Wait a second. Anthony might've inspired Brandon Rogers Clause! Huh.. Cool
I noticed it too the outfit and accent. XD
I thought it was inspired by bruno the movie
Yeah same man
Better then twilight
than*
Than*
Then means like next after then and than is to compare two things just so you know
"weiner loving schnoodl noodle"😂
i watched this video religiously when it came out
Just took me like 5 years to realize that they were the dead clones at 6:04 but a wig on top 😂
They could've just presented to be a gay couple and go to the restaurant
+Ghost Static but then they would only have two wieners, cause the couple has to share the Dick food
+Ghost Static I was thinking the same thing xD
Just about to write it
+Ghost Static thats what i thought : )
One time, me and my friend walked past the cafeteria at school and two teachers got their own table with really good food and stuff, and my friend said: ¨Hey! we want food like that too!¨ and the teachers told us it´s only for people with a date (jokingly) so my friend grabbed my hand and said ¨Oh but we´re on a date!¨ It was funny xD (we didn´t get the food though)
You two are like comedic geniuses. Keep up the good work!:)
About that......
:(
Yeah about that
this comment doesn't age well
I'm sorry pal
Oh my sauerkraut!😂
2:04 lol left handed people
That’s his right hand
Feigned Cube no on the page it says left-handed
Boi The oh I see I’m dumb
I know right. Among the options besides men and women, there were gremlins and blow up dolls, many more but i noticed there's left handed too. Its like they are categorising us lefties lol.
Am I the only one who died when Clause appeared for the first time??? 😂😂😂
I can literary feel Anthony's pain 😂😂
I honestly love you guys you guys always make my day when im sad i just watch your show and it makes me smile so thank you two
"Oh wow, I almost married a dude" still gets me after all these years 😂
Happy 10 year anniversary to this video! Man I remember when this video first came out!!!
More videos with Claus please! Anthony was hilarious with that German accent!
This whole video is just a big THATS WHAT SHE SAID Joke XD
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!!!! 😂😂
+BeastGamerAndy but then they would only have two wieners, cause the couple has to share the Dick food
SHUT UP!
+BeastGamerAndy thats the joke
No joke, I though the exact same words in the exact same order. That is so weird.
No one:
Nobody at all:
No one ever in the unsiverse:
Female freshman: 6:24
Cool
Oh
6:23
I always watch the old ones just to see Anthony 💯
Anyone else agree that Anthony sounds like Mordecai, and Ian sounds like Rigby from Regular Show?
Probably not.
No?
Okay.
I know they do sound like them
They do totally agree
No not realy
Anthony really do sounds like Mordo but Ian to Rigz absolutely not...
I agree about An but not really Anthony
Girl: Ah, finally. This is the moment!
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Nah!
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, a lot!
Boy: Have you ever cheated on me?
Girl: No, why are you asking this?
Boy: Will you kiss me?
Girl: Everytime i get the chance!
Boy:Will you ever hit me?
Girl: Are you crazy?! Of course not!
Boy: Can i trust you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Darling.
Now read it all backwards!
Henry Harms Wellz, youz notz coolz eitherz.
Henry Harms ITS THE OPPOSITE
Dang it
Henry Harms you should replace the boy with the girl
Henry Harms nice!
5:20 better love story than Twilight
Old Smosh videos made my day
Still a better love story then twilight
Ian isn't ugly :-)
Ian ISNT ugly stupid head^
This is still golden 7 years later
The literally millions of people Ian and Anthony people play in just a 6 or 5 minute video
Imagine somebody who was blind and heard this whole video
Omg Anthony plays that part so good😂😂
Ikr
Such high quality for 10 years ago.
Anthony's shirt is so nostalgic
Smosh, thanks for brightening my days up with your videos, they make me feel very happy :P
1 year ago from today.
and we care becuase?
***** It's kind of interesting?
*****
lik dis if u cri everi tiim
ljubisa2000
SHUT. UP!
ljubisa2000 LOL!
You guys are legendary. Probably the most Goated UA-cam channel ever
anthony did so well as claus LOL
When smosh was funny
I was the only guy who liked ur commet
@@sugerman9006 okay
They still are
Dude ir Airways bien funk y for me.
Parappasnoodles Tru
Ohh they meant hot dogs
They ate penjs
What did u think they ment 😂
@@WilliamSteph. I thought they ment dog tales
Claus still cracks me up to this day.
10 years later and laughed my fuckin ass off . That was hilarious .
Once I was crying I watched smosh I stopped crying
These videos make me laugh so hard they are awesome
6:18 yes the place where people pee. LOL!!!
***** we all know what it means (maybe)
Okay but “Maryj papers” as “Marriage Papers” is 👌 brilliant
6:19 I was thinking that.
Thinking what?
Anthony makes a good looking girl
Cerys Partridge youre right
Cerys danandphil crazy Partridge No, Ian does
Your videos are so good! Makes us wish we can one day make videos as good as you guys!
2006: Oh, look honey! Those 2 dopey guys from across the street are filming another one of their videos! So sweet.
2013: 0:55
The last part of commentary which is where they were rushed to the ER is my life as a summary
This is a close your eyes and listen type of vid...
if u put it that way it sounds nasty
that was my intention.... its a joke....... lighten up bro
sawhneyjalaj xD nice
One of Anthonys best character and acting so far.
Missing the glorious days
The glory days will comeback next week
Ong
This comment didn’t age well - in the best possible way
Wow this is some of their best work
Did anyone else realize that on the coupon that they spelled wiener
Why you oh yeah yeah guys neverquit
OK BRO WHY DO YOU OH YEAH YEAH MEMES NEVER STOP EVERY COMENT I GO TO SEE IT HAS THAT MEME!!!!
Dumb?
@@colortempo4516 oh yeah yeah
Anyone see Anthony's shirt?
"Tomahawk chop"
Anyone remember that?
Imagine if you are blind and listened to this
I miss smosh so much when I was a kid I used to use the phrases from every video in some situations…