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@@juliab1954 That is a superb idea. Probs be a lot of overlap though - I live near an Italian restaurant called Pinocchio for instance. No idea why it's called that, maybe they lie a lot.
So he "accidentally" stumbled onto Lover's Lab, "accidentally" installed sex mods, "accidentally" installed the script extender, "accidentally" activated the mod, "accidentally" installed and modified with SkyUI, and "accidentally" kept playing I believe him
@@gavichealsomething2169 I had some hoops with F4 but once you hit the sweet spot with configs and sacrificing mods that do make the game unstable, I can go for maybe 4 hours or more before it crashes. Its enough for me tho
My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4: “Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.” It was a positive review.
I mean honestly, as much as chaos scares me, the most memorable moments in the Sims 4 are completely unexpected. One of my sims was about to get hit by a meteor, but then she was abducted by aliens. So for a few hours, she just had this "struck by meteors" action in her cue while she chilled on the alien ship. They put her back on the ground and instantly the meteor hit her. (Thankfully her husband was able to convince the Grim Reaper not to take her - Grim must have realized what kind of day she was having.)
Rust reviews be like: " *2000 hours in the game* This game fucking sucks and it doesn't work I hate it also everyone that has ever player this game should go die*" rough paraphrase of actual review even the reviews are toxic
My absolute favorite Steam Review ever is for Yakuza: Like A Dragon. "Ichiban is a 40-something former yakuza who spent his best years behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. In the face of betrayal and being left-for-dead by his former boss, Ichiban's optimism and willingness to start his life over from rock bottom shine through. Inspired me, a deadbeat 30-something, to seek employment for the first time in years." ....because it's true. It's 100% true. The Yakuza series is the most inspirational game series out there.
And then you remember that Kazuma became a real estate mogul at 21 while you're nearing 30 and can't even get a job at retail... Then again, I wasn't alive during Japan's bubble economy, but still.
Same for Cyberpunk imo. NMS did wayyyy more work, in all fairness, but I feel like neither side gets enough credit for fixing their games. People who didn't have the balls to stick with it when it was shit still refuse to try it again after it was improved.
@@SJuson True indeed. In fact some people can feel really bad if they're being gifted expensive things to the point they want to forcefully reject it. That's why imho it's generally a good idea to not mention costs when gifting things and not ask or look for the price when receiving something.
The one about horses and dogs took me a solid minute, but then the thought of how ridiculous that would be in Skyrim came into my head and I immediately knew what it was
Reminds me of when me and 3 friends spent an entire 30 minutes laughing at a Noita review that said "Chimken Numgit" and nothing else and the dude had like 8000 hours
🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon do
I enjoyed it at launch as well, if I’m being completely honest. That feeling of unfamiliarity with your surroundings, the rarity of items, the feeling of loneliness all put together gave me the greatest feeling of immersion I’ve ever experienced from a game in a long time. You just gotta give it some time ;)
I don’t know what Todd did but the phrase “I accidentally installed a bunch if sex mods” immediately made me think of Skyrim. I’ve never even played it before
-strong female lead -female focused cast -male characters relegated to secondary roles -romantization of the female form -voluptuous bodies -female driven story Truly a Feminist masterpiece Scarlet maiden. A Pixel art Roguelike Porn game
I've left at least one review like that, mostly cause some games require HEAVY modding to be enjoyable and the devs keep releasing patches that add nothing and break all your mods
DUDE THOSE FUCKING BATS I SWEAR, IF I EXIST ANYWHERE NEAR A CAVE A BAT SWOOPS DOWN AND KICKS YOUR ASS OUT OF EXPERT MODE. But otherwise a really fun game
My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review
"My son died tragically in a fire" that is not an abstract review of sims 4, that happens a lot. though last time my sim drowned, but most sims burn themselves.
I've played more than 150 hours of the sims (over two or three years, I do go outside sometimes) and I've never had a sim burn to death. To be fair I put the fire alarms in the houses whenever I remember tho
As soon as I heard "Bats" and "Lava" in the same sentence, my mind went to the game that I have spent FAR too much time on... Terroris- I MEANT TERRARIA GUYS TRUST ME
The best review I ever saw was a positive review that read: "This game uses a lot of cpu in the background. I can't tell if it's mining crypto currency or if the Devs are just shit."
The only reason I borrowed rdr2 from my friends brother was so I could send her a picture of horse balls, and now that I have the game, I have like 25 pictures of just horse balls
I remember some reviewer of the game said this: "One of my characters somehow f**ing survived a blast from a big ass cannon, was left on 0 hp and barely escaped out of the level alive after being hit by the brigands shanking him, and being ambushed by 2 zombie dogs and a f**ing giant, and managed to barely survive along with the rest of the party. Then later another unrelated character died because some fish dude sliced him 2 times, both critically hitting for more than twice his HP. Otherwise, very amazing game, 8/10."
One of the best Steam reviews is easily the Bioshock one from 2013: “mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared”
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear fro
I love people who randomly ask / post stuff on platforms that have nothing to do with it. On r/pornhubcomments, someone left the entire recipe for a lasagna. A kid asked for help on his homework (and got the answer.)
The only one I guessed without a thought. And I'm relatively light on the stuff that's available on LoversLab. Only SoS, OStim, OSex, OSA and ofcourse every female beauty mod that there is.
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Do restaurant name or cartoon character
@@juliab1954 That is a superb idea. Probs be a lot of overlap though - I live near an Italian restaurant called Pinocchio for instance. No idea why it's called that, maybe they lie a lot.
@@Matt_Rose has the restaurant expanded recently
ALMOST???
you inspired me to make this cool video man thanks ua-cam.com/video/2qeec8yGyS0/v-deo.html
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game"
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
same with crashing into your house
@@MekrinGD and loved ones
I thought yandere sim at first
I mean, it narrows it down to Skyrim, fallout 4, fallout 76, and Cyberpunk
Skyrim is pretty finished, do you mean a different elder scrolls game?
So he "accidentally" stumbled onto Lover's Lab, "accidentally" installed sex mods, "accidentally" installed the script extender, "accidentally" activated the mod, "accidentally" installed and modified with SkyUI, and "accidentally" kept playing
I believe him
Bruh, best minigame is to see how many mods can you fit into this bad boy without it crashing
-Skyrim is, surprisingly stable by my testing
@@necrobynerton7384 playing with mods on Fallout 4
Definitely accurate
(Even have mods on Skyrim and even that shit's fucking stable)
@@gavichealsomething2169 I had some hoops with F4 but once you hit the sweet spot with configs and sacrificing mods that do make the game unstable, I can go for maybe 4 hours or more before it crashes. Its enough for me tho
“There are no oogways” -master accident
@@joaopauloxavier 😶
I instantly recognized RDR2. How can anyone not recognize the mighty horse balls
THE MIGHTY HORSE BALLS
I absolutely love how that sounds
I only recognized Cuphead
That game is HARDer than my _____ on Sundays
Massive balls.
Is that what all men only spend their time on, staring at horse balls in Red Dead Redemption II?
same, and i haven't even played it
My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4:
“Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.”
It was a positive review.
I mean honestly, as much as chaos scares me, the most memorable moments in the Sims 4 are completely unexpected. One of my sims was about to get hit by a meteor, but then she was abducted by aliens. So for a few hours, she just had this "struck by meteors" action in her cue while she chilled on the alien ship. They put her back on the ground and instantly the meteor hit her. (Thankfully her husband was able to convince the Grim Reaper not to take her - Grim must have realized what kind of day she was having.)
"the balls on your horse shrink in the winter"
yea i immediately knew that one
rdr2?
@@__Jp yes
I have never seen red dead 2 videos nor have I played the game, but I got it right. Don't ask
I just put together games with horse and incredibly unnecessary details and said "yep, definitively rdr2"
Its the best feature in the game
Ark reviews be like: “ *6000 hours in the game* this game is fucking shit and doesn’t work I hate it.”
Rust reviews be like: " *2000 hours in the game* This game fucking sucks and it doesn't work I hate it also everyone that has ever player this game should go die*"
rough paraphrase of actual review
even the reviews are toxic
same with csgo reviews
A game's biggest critics are often its most dedicated players.
Basically every League player
my English not gud but. THIS GAME IS A FUCKING.
Him actually saying “air pressure sound” out loud every time instead of just putting in an audio clip of it was hilarious
"The game is free, the therapist is not."
Doki Doki Literature Club
True
1:06
"My son tragically died in a fire."
Everyone:
"Must be Sims."
yeah my brain went immediately to the sims 4
As someone who plays it for hours on end every single day, I can confirm this. Vivian died at my house and proceeded to possess my tiki bar
lol yea
I said Rimworld... :D
Rip my first colony that had a pyromaniac kid...
Yeah what else could it be?
As soon as he said “too many sex mods” I immediately said “skyrim”
Lmaooo same tho 😂 loverslab makes Skyrim
Same, I haven't even touched skyrim in years, and I have yet to play with mods... But it's
It is skyrim
Same....
I thought rimworld
Same but with sims 4 cause of wicked whims
My absolute favorite Steam Review ever is for Yakuza: Like A Dragon.
"Ichiban is a 40-something former yakuza who spent his best years behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. In the face of betrayal and being left-for-dead by his former boss, Ichiban's optimism and willingness to start his life over from rock bottom shine through. Inspired me, a deadbeat 30-something, to seek employment for the first time in years."
....because it's true.
It's 100% true.
The Yakuza series is the most inspirational game series out there.
And then you remember that Kazuma became a real estate mogul at 21 while you're nearing 30 and can't even get a job at retail...
Then again, I wasn't alive during Japan's bubble economy, but still.
@@otaking3582 i mean lauches rpg missiles into people, yet havent killed anyone in his life. its not your fault kazuma is basically god
@@bruhmomento3007 Those were rubber missiles.
@@otaking3582 he just gave his enemies tough skin through the sheer power of disco. No one dies when Kazuma around
I thought Ichiban was lipstick for men?
1:20 oh i recognized the game the instant i saw the word “bat”
They really do knock you into lava waaaay too often
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game." Not a bad review. Straight to the point.
The one I guessed the fastest
@@BigKicksMix Good job! I guessed the Red Dead one the fastest ^_^
There is one tiny problem with this review: there are ALOT of unfinished games on steam
Should have just delayed the game again, smh
@@BigKicksMix I guessed the terraria one immediately
I once saw this line for a sale on Danganronpa games on Steam:
*"you can't save your friends, but you CAN save 50% off!"*
That moment when all of your favorites survive
That's absolute gold.
I CANT DO THIS TODAY
Danganronpa was the original among us
@@gormless-idiot the second one even had an impostor!
I always love the little short reviews that are pretty neutral from someone with like 10,000 hours in a game. It gets me every time.
That no man sky one is accurate but you gotta give props to the devs for making the game 10x better than when it launched
Same for Cyberpunk imo. NMS did wayyyy more work, in all fairness, but I feel like neither side gets enough credit for fixing their games. People who didn't have the balls to stick with it when it was shit still refuse to try it again after it was improved.
I remeber a review that said
"The price is too much for this game"
Thing is there was a sign that this game was gifted to them
XD
I mean you can still judge the quality of a game and conclude whether you think it is worth the price, even if you have not paid for the game
Balan Wonderworld!
@@SJuson True indeed. In fact some people can feel really bad if they're being gifted expensive things to the point they want to forcefully reject it. That's why imho it's generally a good idea to not mention costs when gifting things and not ask or look for the price when receiving something.
@@Lewisking50 same i got gifted a 15 dollar game and rejected it since I didn't think I would play the game that much for the price
My fave comment of all time is from rust
"Found an ak before food, Felt like a child in Nigeria"
XD made me choke on my dinner
XD made me choke on my dinner
@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice
@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice
@@Vance415 why did you say this twice
The one about horses and dogs took me a solid minute, but then the thought of how ridiculous that would be in Skyrim came into my head and I immediately knew what it was
"This game is like a priest and im the alter boy" actually made me correctly guess the game.
"The balls on your horse shrink during winter."
So this guy kept checking his horse's balls. Every season perhaps.
There were news articles on it
Who doesn't?
If you have a male horse in RDR2, it is necessary to check it’s balls.
@@joaqu7002 Agreed.
It's a toss up between this and MGSV's horse that shits on demand
The funniest one I've ever seen on steam was about Rust. It went something like: "This is african child simulator. I found an AK before I found food".
Dark humor at its finest
Im about to fucking lose it
AK? Like a gun? Or does that stand for “African kid”
@@Ziziwai gun
rust
The Cuphead one is accurate it took me and my sister a WHOLE YEAR to beat it.
When I saw “your horse’s ball shrink in winter” or whatever the review said I had an instant neuron activation from my 400+ hours in that game
The fact that I got the skyrim one right scares me.
Same, but to be honest literally what other game could you guess? I feel like Skyrim is the only answer to a review like that.
@@eddiemate good question
Same
@@eddiemate I thought Sims 3. Don't ask how I know that.
I got it right the moment i heard “sex mod”
Reminds me of when me and 3 friends spent an entire 30 minutes laughing at a Noita review that said "Chimken Numgit" and nothing else and the dude had like 8000 hours
seriously, gigachad
he racked in 8000
Noita is fun as hell, especially after 6ish tabs of acid lmao. What an experience
I need to get back into noita smh
Lmao
Finally i can be proud of something my country has made. An unforgiving rogue like video game that makes me want to kill myself.
That Portal 2 review is so underrated
2:39 I may only have 4.7 hours in Fallout 4 but I recognized that one instantly lol
“I hate this game, do NOT buy it!”
hours played: 804.2
Dead by Daylight in a nutshell
@@maxlolbits2182 beat me to it
fuck ds
fuck spirit
fuck teabagging
fuck dbd
terrible game 0/10
*HeeHoo started playing dead by daylight*
thats every league of legends player ever
No, that's right, that's exactly how I would review Overwatch.
Original game intended was Ark: Survival Evolved, but these could work too.
I saw a splitgate review with 500 hours, a positive rating and just: “my wife left me”, and like 100 people found it helpful
Makes sense, a lot of people say its addicting but I know tons more real life pubg/bgmi/free fire addicts
🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon do
also "2000 hours on record, not recommended"
@@AxxLAfriku don't drop out, things may change in high school
@@AxxLAfriku I know you're a bot but relatable
I knew the Red Dead one instantly just because of how detailed that game is.
The “you monster” and “honk” reviews were easy - I knew those were Portal 2 and Untitled Goose Game respectively the instant I saw them.
That No Man's Sky one is legit the most accurate thing on earth.
@Abigail Pritchard Yeah for real! No Man's Sky is a blast now, especially with friends!
I enjoyed it at launch as well, if I’m being completely honest. That feeling of unfamiliarity with your surroundings, the rarity of items, the feeling of loneliness all put together gave me the greatest feeling of immersion I’ve ever experienced from a game in a long time. You just gotta give it some time ;)
Well I mean that’s why no mans sky isn’t set on earth
@@D4080K it isn't set anywhere!!!!!!! Except euclid maybe? That is the only common thing of all saves, you start in a galaxy called euclid,
@@corbettbalcaitis ik but it’s specifically set not on earth
I don’t know what Todd did but the phrase “I accidentally installed a bunch if sex mods” immediately made me think of Skyrim. I’ve never even played it before
Haha yeah it happens
I half expected the old lady one to be Skyrim instead of Fallout 4. Todd Howard reallt just does not give a shit about bugs.
@@demi-femme4821 I could guess ir was fallout because of the whole build a shelter thing but yeah bugthesda doesnt care.
@@demi-femme4821 well, both are from Bethesda, so it fits
i thought minecraft lol
I KNEW it was alien isolation
Still playing it and still internally weeping
1:19 This is painfully accurate.
The top review of "Getting Over it with: Bennet Foddy" is "I got over it" my favorite
*time played: 4000 hours at the time of review*
markiplier wrote That i think
Found one a negative review on Half Life 2, saying:
"I am just kidding, calm down"
My favorite for getting over it is :
14000 hours played
I got over the tree
My fave is just every review for GTA IV the complete edition
"I accidentally installed a bunch of sex mods"
Me, half facepalming: Skyrim
just the same as me! so obvious
I instantly knew what game that was.
Accidentally
Yes, i’ve never played skyrim, but the internet is a dark place where unsensitized bullshit is said all the time
I guessed it was skyrim because they said horse and town
i know nothing about skyrim
That terraria review is so relatable lol, especially in master mode.
Also the portal 2 one was hilarious
-strong female lead
-female focused cast
-male characters relegated to secondary roles
-romantization of the female form
-voluptuous bodies
-female driven story
Truly a Feminist masterpiece
Scarlet maiden. A Pixel art Roguelike Porn game
“Boring, borderline unplayable, 1 star, nothing like the previous games”
-4,500 hours on record
I've left at least one review like that, mostly cause some games require HEAVY modding to be enjoyable and the devs keep releasing patches that add nothing and break all your mods
definitely dota 2
Well one update is all it takes to ruin a game.
Rainbow six siege players be like:
This is literally me with destiny 2
Terraria is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, looks like somebody didn’t beat skeletron
Pain in the ass to play without shield until you get decent mount
DUDE THOSE FUCKING BATS I SWEAR, IF I EXIST ANYWHERE NEAR A CAVE A BAT SWOOPS DOWN AND KICKS YOUR ASS OUT OF EXPERT MODE. But otherwise a really fun game
let's see the guy try to play Calamity on death mode lmaooo
@@weakspirit_ for the Worthy
@@tofathegreatlord7986 cobaltgde shdeeld
Dude that Terraria one gave me flashbacks
When they said their balls shrink in the winter. I felt that
I guessed the terraria one right. Frickin bats.
“those fucking bats…”
Same, the amount of times I've complained about the bats in that game was enough to know what game it was
as a terraria player i totally agree
The bats from terraria and the spiders from the binding of isaac need to team up and destroy the world
just... don't go underground???
i saw "horses", "sex" and "mods" and immediately guessed skyrim... and i take pride in that because i was right
Yes! I knew it. You had it... the mods
i dont even play skyrim and i guessed it. you litteraly cant list those three things in a sentence without talking about skyrim
I guessed Fallout: New Vegas. Probably would’ve guessed Skyrim if I hadn’t seen this video recently
ua-cam.com/video/0lnM_SA6WL8/v-deo.html
Unless you're talking about the other meaning of "mods", I guess
I thought it was RimWorld at first xD
The moment I saw the "bat pushing you into lava" moment, I instantly knew its terraria, and its so fucking relatable
As a person who have played 10 playthroughs in every class and gamemode (except summoner). The terraria one killed me LOL
There was a review for TF2 that was just, and I quote:
“Got to inject piss into people’s bloodstreams. 10/10 game.”
coconut.jpg
i thought there was a tf2 one but it was fall guys.
Ah yes, the piss rifle.
1:47 I honestly thought that was a TF2 review then. Just reminded me of Pyro
Of to visit your mother
My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review
That’s one of my fav reviews of all time.
Why thank you, kind stranger. I think that might be me lol
man spent 40+ minutes playing bioshock and though it was a mario game
@@dappermaverick i mean I played 50+ hours before I realized it wasn't SubNautica
Once i saw a review on Bioshock saying:
To touch little girls first you have to get rid their Big Daddys.
Realism 10/10
i had so much fun trying to guese, honestly great vid
this was actually a fun idea for a video, good on yeh Matt
my favorite review ever is one of Garry's mod saying "it's okay I guess" and thry guy had like 3000 hours
Most unfunny comment ever jesus
@@dynamine203 imagine shaming a guy for his sense of humor, not like your is better
@@goblinoide refer to my original reply
@@lolhuh6682 you must be zaWg1fied by culty marxy oyveyyy
YOOO THATS MEEEE
Comment: "Put the letter S in front of this game"
My brain: Hitmans
My brain: Sitman
@@Dead4911 i somehow managed to guess it
My brain: Hitsman
Shitman
@@Dead4911 Unlike you I want an explanation on something else...
Why Wtf doesn’t he like Hitman?
I was actually able to guess a few games correctly, yay!
Mostly the ones where I had a similar ingame experience 😉
The ones I got right were Cuphead, Untitled Goose Game, Flight Simulator, and Hitman. Kind of happy about getting Hitman since the clue was so vague.
"My son died tragically in a fire"
that is not an abstract review of sims 4, that happens a lot. though last time my sim drowned, but most sims burn themselves.
I make my sims die by woohoo
@@JamesCharIes wait, that's a thing? how do you do that?
@@meetaverma8372 It can happen to elder sims if they overexert themselves. It can happen with exercise too.
I've played more than 150 hours of the sims (over two or three years, I do go outside sometimes) and I've never had a sim burn to death. To be fair I put the fire alarms in the houses whenever I remember tho
@@beep3242 oh yeah, I have a memory of that happening before
The No Man’s Sky one is probably about how the game made a comeback over the past few years, not in-game experience.
I thought it was Dark Souls tbh
@Joonatan Isoaho I mean the game sleeps with your wife, calls you it's bitch until you start loving it and building a friendship
@@pocketglove but it's you who make the effort of playing it
@@pocketglove yeah but dark souls doesn't love you back
Oh my gosh your right I was so confused because that makes literally no sense with the actual game
as a terraria veteran, as soon as the guy said something about bats hitting you into lava, i knew exactly what he meant
You don't just "accidentally" install s3x mods into Skyrim.
"Everytime you go mining, a bat will knock you into lava." this was way too relatable and guessed terraria right after
It's literally Terraria in a nutshell.
Even better yet, when you go Hardmode the first time and you meet the Jungle Bats for the first time
The best feeling in terraria is going back and ending the population of something that was a problem early game with your new weapons
@@brickabang ikr I went to hunt for jungle bats with my zenith
Lol I've never played Terraria but I still guessed it lmao
*COBALT SHIELD*
My favorite has to go to an XCOM 2 review that was “not recommended” and said “this review has a 95% chance of being positive”
Xcom shitty vats ripoff
oh my fucking god
ok that got me xD
Uno at the developers
LMAO
I got 2 right, which i’m still very impressed by considering my mind is “nintendo this, nintendo that”
" These reviews will pass you fast " proceeds to spend half the video on a review thats just car noises
I thought for SURE "this is what my parents did to get to school" was Getting Over It
Same
I thought it was Celeste, lol
I guessed the same thing
I tough One of the stalker games, and the monster and anomalies are all the difficulties they talk about.
Thought it was mirrors edge
As a terraria cultist, yes I want to delete the file containing bats.
In Minecraft they do nothing they can push but not a lot
@@davidkinkade81 a lot of people asked
They have killed me bigilion times in skyblock map playthrough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
@@davidkinkade81 I hate bats in minecraft almost as much because the sometimes get in my way
imagine its a .bat file
bat.bat
“Girl is Temporary But DOOM is Eternal”is my favorite one.
"I accidentally installed a bunch of se-"
Me: yep Skyrim
i dont know if a single one got that RE8 one , it doesnt make anysense
@@RED01SEA lady demitrescu gives the player a bkner, and everything else is scary and despair.
@@RED01SEA Big tall lady memes and the game itself. C'mon.
It just works
reminds me of the time when i turned the game into an interdimensonal sex simulator ( powered by a fucking necromancer)
The only reason why I knew about the 2nd game’s Steam review was because gaming news outlets wouldn’t shut up about it for a week.
The only reason I knew it was because my sister had told me the day before.
I just guessed, it seemed like the sort of thing that it would have.
that seems like the sort of thing that would be added just as a media stunt, but then again rockstar seems to really like modeling animal balls
Told my friend about it and I get the response “REALLY? I MUST EXPERIMENT”
im convinced that at least several of the rockstar devs also make furry porn
I actually got the answer correct for Untitled Goose Game because they described the game perfectly
The commitment he has to the truck noises for American Truck Simulator. I want to have that level of dedication as a voice actor someday :O
“My son died tragically in a fire”
ah yes.. the sims
I thought it was the forest
@@user-vf5fu1ww5r me too
I was ready to put my money on Crusader Kings :)
@@user-vf5fu1ww5r well that never happens in the game
When the guy said to put the S in front I was already trying to think of all the games starting with Hit- and it was obviously the first one lol
Yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind too
I thought there was just a game called "Hit"
@@counterfeit1148 lol same
@@counterfeit1148 same. And I love the HiTMAN games… so I’m not sure how I didn’t get that one.
Same
My favorite steam review has to be the hitman one: " Put the letter S in front of this games name. That's my opinion"
As soon as I heard "Bats" and "Lava" in the same sentence, my mind went to the game that I have spent FAR too much time on...
Terroris-
I MEANT TERRARIA GUYS TRUST ME
The best one I saw was for phasmophobia it said “game picked up the audio of my fart and I died” the person gave it a good review
Funniest shit I've seen all day
A ghost killed me right off the bat because it was my first time playing
@@Mel0nCake404
You mean "heard"?
skull emoji
The best review I ever saw was a positive review that read:
"This game uses a lot of cpu in the background. I can't tell if it's mining crypto currency or if the Devs are just shit."
What game was this?
@@Ryan-jl9ii probably Halo Infinite
Or teardown idfk
Lmao
Might be 3d shooter chess but could be a lot of games
@@Ryan-jl9ii Unfortunately I saw it so long ago I can no longer remember. IIRC it was a fairly small game, not a AAA at the very least.
The only reason I borrowed rdr2 from my friends brother was so I could send her a picture of horse balls, and now that I have the game, I have like 25 pictures of just horse balls
"Balls" think about it.
I did not expect balls to be an accurate clue for the game.
"if you want a game that's like Minecraft but makes you want to contemplate suicide then this is the game for you"
A steam review of muck
Hello fellow milk-gang member
aaaaa let me like without break the 69 ;-;
That game has so many great reviews tbh.
Truth
@@nicolasmasingarbe8561 not funny
I saw a review once
"1000+ hours, great gameplay, breathtaking story, amazing characters"
It was Source Filmmaker
There’s probably a review on a story game somewhere talking about how easy it is to edit with it.
Fake review then
maybe he's talking about what he made in it
its a new update, source filmmaker story mode
Thats just narcissistic
classic steve austin quote "IF YOU PUT THE LETTER S IN FRONT OF HITMAN YOU HAVE MY EXACT OPINION OF BRET HART"
it only took a glance for me to figure out which game the thumbnail was from.
Recommended:
*"You can contract Syphilis and get killed just by reading a book. Very realistic."*
- Darkest Dungeon
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog I was thinking of that lol
I remember some reviewer of the game said this:
"One of my characters somehow f**ing survived a blast from a big ass cannon, was left on 0 hp and barely escaped out of the level alive after being hit by the brigands shanking him, and being ambushed by 2 zombie dogs and a f**ing giant, and managed to barely survive along with the rest of the party. Then later another unrelated character died because some fish dude sliced him 2 times, both critically hitting for more than twice his HP. Otherwise, very amazing game, 8/10."
*inhale*
You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor...
You can also contract ANY disease from getting hit in the face with a skull
One of the best Steam reviews is easily the Bioshock one from 2013:
“mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared”
Pretty much every review under 5D chess is also a good candidate
A man chooses, a goombah obeys, eh Luigi? "
With 0.6 hours played.
the reviews on Omori will always be my favourite, you cant beat all the comments asking for therapy
"Only bought this game to crash into my house" -a wise user
The funniest one I’ve seen was for Omori.
It went along the lines of: “This looks like a nice game for my 7 year old child.”
Dark, love it
that 7 y/o is either going to be completely and utterly traumatized or they're going to be inspired by the game and hang the reviewer
oh no. *oh no.*
@@maishishikusa1856 oh *_YES._*
Then they get to the SOMETHING IN THE DARK Fight and find out why the game is classified as horror.
My favourite review ever was on Team Fortress Classic. Someone in the reviews left a recipe for buttermilk cornbread. Tried it. It was pretty good
What's the recipe?
Just don't go teleporting that shit
@@badopinionssquid1735 I teleported bread.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear fro
I love people who randomly ask / post stuff on platforms that have nothing to do with it.
On r/pornhubcomments, someone left the entire recipe for a lasagna.
A kid asked for help on his homework (and got the answer.)
My favourite review on steam is from Doki Doki Literature Club and it says “the game is free, the therapy is not.” 💀💀💀
most accurate destiny 2 description ive ever heard
I only guessed Red Dead Redemption, Terraria, Cyberpunk, and Flight Simulator, but many of the games I understood after they were revealed.
I guessed alien isolation and DBD pretty easily
Is it weird that I have 40 hours on Terraria but never encountered bats?
@@YehudiNimol yeah
@@YehudiNimol how have u never been to hell or reached hard mode????? I only have 15 hrs and I have done all of that
@@jonaha6101 hey i mean that man could of gone to hell
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game" holy fuck
RUTHLESS
@@williamr.s.5693 no the game was Cyberpunk not RUTHLESS
@@TyConrel congo to the rats this made me laugh
@@TyConrel my bad, go next Copium
@@williamr.s.5693 yea its all good
Thumbnail is just too good. Earned my view.
For one I thought "this is the most fallout situation i have ever read", it was indeed fallout 4
“Destiny 2 is shit, don’t play it” - 8,739 hours on record
it's free, why you need to buy?
@@dragond177 HE DOESN'T KNOW
@@dragond177 buying the dlc's makes the game 20x better
Its the whole "I hate Destiny 2, it's my favourite game"
@@Tofubeams "0/10 would not recommend, this is my favorite game"
I’m disappointed in myself for getting Skyrim immediately
Same honestly, I don’t even play it, it’s just mod central
Too much MXR
As soon as it said 'sex mods', I knew. Other games have mods, but Skyrim gets the weird shit
To be fair I had guessed Skyrim a couple times before that. Like for the buggy chair
The only one I guessed without a thought.
And I'm relatively light on the stuff that's available on LoversLab.
Only SoS, OStim, OSex, OSA and ofcourse every female beauty mod that there is.
"i sold my son for war thunder gold" - a random ass positive war thunder steam review
The horse balls shrink was the only one I guessed right. And it was lightning fast too
I only got it right because of a different video Matt did, and I have zero clue what the context is supposed to be