Asphalt Seal Your Own Driveway!

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @devynschumacher8977
    @devynschumacher8977 6 років тому +779

    You probably don't have a toilet like I do
    But your neighbours backyard will work just fine

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 6 років тому +2

      Devyn Schumacher
      The good 'ol pee tree.

    • @HenaGamer
      @HenaGamer 6 років тому

      Xdd I laughd

    • @TomsChevelle
      @TomsChevelle 6 років тому +2

      LOL! Thanks for the huge laugh!

    • @alegator7249
      @alegator7249 2 місяці тому

      I live in San Francisco so I can take a healthy one in front of any business I choose.

  • @yd7893
    @yd7893 7 років тому +3440

    If you don't have a home or a driveway like me, then any public road will 'do just fine'.

    • @Hellamoody
      @Hellamoody 7 років тому +13

      Aditya Chauhan loooool

    • @RenanSCstratocaster
      @RenanSCstratocaster 7 років тому +17

      Oh the humanity XD

    • @QuantumRuse
      @QuantumRuse 7 років тому +8

      Aditya Chauhan oh god lol

    • @lindabahn6563
      @lindabahn6563 7 років тому +1

      Aditya Chauhan Lgrhrhthytytytytytytytytytytytytytytyy tytyytyyryrykryrggggkgg

    • @brava4amofficial57
      @brava4amofficial57 7 років тому +16

      You can find this at home depot

  • @jessdrewthis
    @jessdrewthis 5 років тому +1031

    I'm here because I actually do need to reseal my driveway. The humor and comments are a nice added bonus.

    • @MrBargill
      @MrBargill 4 роки тому +13

      lol am doing mine this week ..COVID19 chores...lol

    • @gan_the_white
      @gan_the_white 4 роки тому +9

      You probably have other things to do so watching TV will do just fine.

    • @tonicarpenter4126
      @tonicarpenter4126 4 роки тому +5

      IKR?!! Video's helpful, but I'm hollering at these comments.

    • @Executiveinvestments-
      @Executiveinvestments- 4 роки тому +1

      call someone to do it for you. You dont save much money doing it yourself.

    • @daviderickson6226
      @daviderickson6226 4 роки тому

      This guy hasnt got a clue how to seal a driveway. I have 10 years experience and this guy has obviously only ever sprayed.

  • @emilywills6272
    @emilywills6272 4 роки тому +140

    I’m cracking up at him using all his bigger tools while telling us our residential versions of them “will work just fine” this guy is golden

    • @elchuyito355
      @elchuyito355 2 роки тому +9

      I know hahaha hes like if you dont have an automatic machine gun a slingshot will work just fine lol

    • @zell4578
      @zell4578 Рік тому +3

      you probably don't have a 12 ton mega vacuum to clean up your driveway like i do, so a regular leaf blower should do the trick!. that one guy watching the video with a 12 ton mega vaccuum: "finally something to use this on!"

    • @karolg_m3162
      @karolg_m3162 8 місяців тому

      😂

  • @zork-tr9zf
    @zork-tr9zf 7 років тому +1811

    If you don't have the "master blaster hurricane tornado 9000 lawn destroyer" any hair dryer will do *just fine*

    • @emmabrown5481
      @emmabrown5481 6 років тому +11

      zork 2006 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xuaalbito8303
      @xuaalbito8303 6 років тому +22

      I had a blast reading that LOL

    • @Tccts13
      @Tccts13 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

    • @dayaaaaam
      @dayaaaaam 6 років тому +3

      zork 2006 🤣😂😂

    • @SuperHumulus
      @SuperHumulus 6 років тому +4

      zork 2006 omg there are so many comments like this but this one is super funny

  • @readmore5151
    @readmore5151 7 років тому +1845

    You probably don’t have a house like I do, but a dumpster will do just fine

  • @finn5182
    @finn5182 6 років тому +605

    I just wasted 7 minutes of my life watching a man say what works fine and how to seal a driveway even tho i dont have a drive way, but this will work just fine

    • @RandomRandomnessKCMO
      @RandomRandomnessKCMO 6 років тому +13

      Bwahahaha .......
      My fucking driveway is gravel ..... The fuck I'm doing here ?

    • @rotaryz3335
      @rotaryz3335 6 років тому +6

      I don’t have a driveway as well, but a nice quality parking lot will do just fine.

    • @SirDaShadow
      @SirDaShadow 6 років тому +3

      So either spend $65 and work 5 hours or more or pay him an extra 65 for him to do it...hmmm

    • @yodiel8284
      @yodiel8284 6 років тому +2

      sammmmeeee i didn't even know how or why i watched this lmfaoooooooo

    • @grldm3
      @grldm3 6 років тому +3

      I don't have a driveway either and watched this. He does do really good work though.

  • @josechicosqui2008
    @josechicosqui2008 Рік тому +38

    Thanks to this man for this video. Being the owner of his own company, he still shares his wisdom with us step by step. God bless you.

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 8 років тому +1173

    All of you just admit it - you came here because the thumbnail looked like it could be satisfying...and it was.

  • @Team_Nico_Motorsport
    @Team_Nico_Motorsport 8 років тому +1369

    Is it just me or is this satisfying to watch ?

    • @paranoia8978
      @paranoia8978 8 років тому +4

      Potatolumoc very satisfying

    • @ethanclampitt2362
      @ethanclampitt2362 8 років тому

      I think it is

    • @ThatGuy-tc3yp
      @ThatGuy-tc3yp 8 років тому +2

      Potatolumoc me to lol

    • @JuryDutySummons
      @JuryDutySummons 8 років тому +2

      Part of that, I think, is that this video was well edited. No bullshit.

    • @iainthavinthat
      @iainthavinthat 8 років тому +2

      Yeah, there's something very satisfying about the sealing.

  • @chupapibichotaso745
    @chupapibichotaso745 5 років тому +1565

    This man low key biggest flexer out here

    • @eugh8025
      @eugh8025 5 років тому +134

      You probably don’t have a house like I do but a good cardboard box will do

    • @nabeelabbas5286
      @nabeelabbas5286 5 років тому +2

      Potato King why u hating bro

    • @CheesyTornado
      @CheesyTornado 5 років тому +22

      @@voardis ?? its making a joke about how that guy said that about almost every piece of equipment in the video.... guess you didnt get the memo

    • @ConnorEduard
      @ConnorEduard 5 років тому +2

      And he probably doesn’t even know it

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 5 років тому +8

      @@nabeelabbas5286 did you not get the joke

  • @jaypocaigue3997
    @jaypocaigue3997 4 роки тому +83

    As someone who's done asphalt work for basically my entire neighborhood, if you decide to do this on your own and are either struggling to get your hands on a power washer or cant get all the dirt off the pavement youre working on, dish soap and water, a clean broom, leaf blower, paver squeegee, and a basic hose works just fine in cleaning and prepping for the sealer.

    • @johnnhoj15
      @johnnhoj15 2 роки тому +1

      What the heck do you know about, "ashphalt" though? You worked on asphalt for a living! There's a difference.

    • @christiancarfann729
      @christiancarfann729 Рік тому

      Can you use this on concrete?

    • @threadlovert1393
      @threadlovert1393 Рік тому +3

      @@johnnhoj15 🤣I plan to use this video as reference and seal my asphalt driveway myself.

    • @johnnhoj15
      @johnnhoj15 Рік тому +1

      But... But what about the 13 hp Billy Goat?!

    • @johnnhoj15
      @johnnhoj15 Рік тому +2

      ​@@threadlovert1393 careful!! Dave's method only works on, Ashphalt, it doesn't work on Asphalt!

  • @catherine7837
    @catherine7837 7 років тому +1192

    If you don't have a leaf blower like I do, a hair dryer will do just fine.

    • @williamyoung2955
      @williamyoung2955 7 років тому +7

      Shania Awalt that made my day

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 7 років тому +25

      Shania Awalt it only takes about 2-3 years, to complete the job, but it's half the price

    • @catherine7837
      @catherine7837 7 років тому +6

      tmanepic exactly.

    • @luiscampos7952
      @luiscampos7952 7 років тому +2

      LMAO 😂

    • @tfue7621
      @tfue7621 7 років тому +3

      If you dont have a driveway your house will be just fine

  • @LingLing-oh6gu
    @LingLing-oh6gu 5 років тому +1463

    You probably don’t have a driveway, But your neighbors driveway will do just fine.

    • @luisduron2333
      @luisduron2333 5 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @ImMigrant98086
      @ImMigrant98086 5 років тому +8

      +hahahhahahahhahahah+ someone get me a doctor

    • @unluukie9346
      @unluukie9346 5 років тому +9

      You probably dont have a home but your neighbours home will do

    • @hamzterix
      @hamzterix 5 років тому +14

      You probably don't have a $135 but yout wife's credit card will do just fine.

    • @johnbeer5242
      @johnbeer5242 5 років тому +2

      Pablo Pablo haha😄🏌

  • @CaIebwithaK
    @CaIebwithaK 6 років тому +604

    *N I C E* *J O B* *D A V E*

  • @NealGorenflo
    @NealGorenflo 2 роки тому +7

    This guys lack of guile, UA-cam affectations, and fake enthusiasm is a breath of fresh air.

  • @lolguy951753
    @lolguy951753 6 років тому +1499

    Now you probably don't have nice toilet paper like I do, but a good residential leaf will do just fine.

  • @joshuajames1950
    @joshuajames1950 6 років тому +493

    This man was low-key flexin on us

    • @dealwithit6021
      @dealwithit6021 6 років тому +30

      Joshua James low key? Dude that guy is straight up grabbing his cash stack which he bought his 13 horsepower power washer and smacking you in the face with it

    • @thedevilwithin6336
      @thedevilwithin6336 6 років тому +11

      Yeah he's flex-sealing on us.

    • @yungnut4247
      @yungnut4247 6 років тому +6

      Flexing on our driveways

    • @reckless9921
      @reckless9921 6 років тому +6

      Oldest flexor of the century

    • @notanotheryoutubechannel777
      @notanotheryoutubechannel777 6 років тому +3

      Reckless LMAOOO

  • @M46390
    @M46390 5 років тому +1036

    I don’t have a driveway, but this video is just fine.
    5 years on from this comment and I finally have a driveway 😂

    • @Tiarus12
      @Tiarus12 4 роки тому +5

      I didnt understand this comment at first but now I cant help but laugh

    • @Mxnesh
      @Mxnesh 4 роки тому +5

      I didn't understand this comment but now I am dying of laughter you deserve more likes

    • @Murphy-Channel
      @Murphy-Channel 4 роки тому +1

      @HOWARD BOYD r/wooosh

    • @tashabrown8301
      @tashabrown8301 4 роки тому +1

      😀😀😀

    • @nasirabdullatif
      @nasirabdullatif 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @bradh4078
    @bradh4078 2 роки тому +7

    Old school way of business! Detail, THROUGH prep work, Respect towards the customer and no brush marks!

  • @Lucario9d
    @Lucario9d 6 років тому +697

    You probably don’t have the same house as me, but a good, quality cardboard box will do just fine.

  • @twmski9621
    @twmski9621 6 років тому +4088

    This man went from owning Jurassic park to sealing driveways

    • @KibaTheBarbarian
      @KibaTheBarbarian 6 років тому +82

      Merc Twmski welcome to Driveway Park where they have very ferocious vehicles

    • @A10Eiro
      @A10Eiro 6 років тому +203

      He also owns the KFC

    • @Travio567
      @Travio567 6 років тому +39

      C’mon man my dad is asleep 🤣😂🤣

    • @brokenlife1263
      @brokenlife1263 6 років тому +2

      Merc Twmski HAHAHAHA!!

    • @LazzaroSpalanzani
      @LazzaroSpalanzani 6 років тому +2

      Tough times

  • @kurt2rsenjazz
    @kurt2rsenjazz 7 років тому +2049

    Why did this get recommended? And why did I watch almost the whole thing?

    • @pigpen420
      @pigpen420 7 років тому +43

      Man you didn't watch the end?
      It was the best part!!

    • @Eddygeek18
      @Eddygeek18 7 років тому +10

      Oh i watched till the end at that cringe worthy acting lol Was a good video till that point

    • @toxicmik3y452
      @toxicmik3y452 7 років тому

      Ethan Tremblay me too

    • @imrawz
      @imrawz 7 років тому +1

      Im watching only because he is go god damn annyoing

    • @bkboy119
      @bkboy119 7 років тому +8

      Ethan Tremblay You probably didn't have anything better to do 😂😉👍

  • @enginesllc9877
    @enginesllc9877 4 роки тому +33

    You are absolutely awesome Dave. Direction, equipment alternatives, costs, rubberized, $3 gallon, methodology, editing, priorities, camerawork, sound lighting, and you didn't have to do it. A saint on UA-cam. Whodathunk?

  • @randonolso
    @randonolso 6 років тому +2506

    You probably don’t have a PS5 like I do, but this ball in a cup will do just fine.

  • @06Jake06.
    @06Jake06. 7 років тому +437

    You probably don't have a bed like I do but a piece of cardboard will do just fine

  • @TheSpecterRanger
    @TheSpecterRanger 8 років тому +2160

    "Nice job, Dave." GIVE THAT WOMAN AN OSCAR!

  • @m.massport1996
    @m.massport1996 4 роки тому +279

    "You probably don't have a life, but watching this will do just fine."

  • @thumpertorque_
    @thumpertorque_ 7 років тому +1767

    "You probably don't have a house with driveway like I do but your neighbor's driveway will do just fine".

    • @thumpertorque_
      @thumpertorque_ 7 років тому +7

      +ChillStop lol How?

    • @lotfimouelhi5941
      @lotfimouelhi5941 7 років тому +2

      hhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Angel-ho4uf
      @Angel-ho4uf 7 років тому +5

      Ha ha ha ha I probably don't have anything shown in this video like he does so I will just pretend that I do and I will do just fine.

    • @oldmaneli1344
      @oldmaneli1344 7 років тому +2

      Angel Ortega same

    • @puravhi9136
      @puravhi9136 7 років тому +4

      Opposite Lock good one

  • @johndonohue4153
    @johndonohue4153 5 років тому +2175

    "You probably dont have a Boeing 747 but a good paper airplane wil do just fine"
    Holy fuck this comment blew up😂

  • @davidgodbold5408
    @davidgodbold5408 6 років тому +230

    You probably didn’t own your own Jurassic park but a good residential lizard will do just fine

    • @leyroy1980
      @leyroy1980 5 років тому

      You can get it from any of your Home Depots.

  • @bipinmistry3590
    @bipinmistry3590 4 роки тому +7

    You probably don’t have a drive, but the street will do just fine !!! . I love his style of presentation, confident and honest.

  • @sterncohen726
    @sterncohen726 7 років тому +360

    You probably don’t have a good, quality fidget spinner like I do. But any Residential skateboard bearing will do.

  • @eaglebeak4658
    @eaglebeak4658 6 років тому +362

    "You probably don't have boots like I do, but a good residential walmart plastic bag will do just fine"

  • @michaelbirchall2247
    @michaelbirchall2247 5 років тому +359

    You probably don't have two employees to stand and watch you work, but some residential residents will do just fine!

    • @graffitimasters4533
      @graffitimasters4533 5 років тому +3

      don't forget the employee holding the camera.

    • @jjsrt8
      @jjsrt8 2 роки тому +1

      A couple nosy neighbors will do just fine

    • @NETBotic
      @NETBotic 2 роки тому +1

      This is the best comment.

    • @weaponizedmath4369
      @weaponizedmath4369 2 роки тому +1

      Nosey neighbors

  • @winslow2795
    @winslow2795 5 місяців тому +1

    I watch this video every year before seal coating. It's a work of art and the comments are priceless!

  • @PiviotAtWar
    @PiviotAtWar 7 років тому +2169

    "You probably don't have a broom like I do but a toothbrush will do just fine."

    • @talk152
      @talk152 7 років тому +19

      Im literally dying😂

    • @moistdrownedrat
      @moistdrownedrat 7 років тому +6

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @breezy7486
      @breezy7486 6 років тому +2

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    • @mellow8309
      @mellow8309 6 років тому +19

      You mean a residential toothbrush

    • @sickbeatsgangkkk6522
      @sickbeatsgangkkk6522 6 років тому +1

      WhoStoleMahTruck and take an extra 12 hours

  • @franky01ize
    @franky01ize 5 років тому +789

    This comment section is the best I've found in years

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 6 років тому +1413

    You probably don't have toilet paper like i do, but your neighbor's hands will do just fine.

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 6 років тому +12

      I use dollar bills.

    • @BuioPestato
      @BuioPestato 6 років тому +8

      was watching the video and thinking "there will be some you probably don't have memes in the comments"

    • @stickdog4564
      @stickdog4564 6 років тому

      Sunny shah 😂

    • @mattcfromep
      @mattcfromep 6 років тому

      Make sure they have Quality Hands!!!

    • @microsoftwindowslover8346
      @microsoftwindowslover8346 6 років тому

      Sunny shah wtf is wrong with you

  • @emilywills6272
    @emilywills6272 4 роки тому +124

    “And for that, we’ll just use our weedwaker” is my new slogan for problems in 2020 since he’s using it for everything 😂

  • @mZStarCraft
    @mZStarCraft 6 років тому +830

    You probably can't call us because we don't work in your area, but flex tape will do just fine.

    • @SmoothRiker
      @SmoothRiker 6 років тому +2

      Credits will do fine

    • @derjon5
      @derjon5 6 років тому +7

      THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!!!

    • @hunterland4467
      @hunterland4467 6 років тому +4

      miniZergling residential flex tape to be exact

    • @raptor0011
      @raptor0011 6 років тому

      miniZergling I’ve heard flex seal is better for sealing.

    • @rubenarvizu7978
      @rubenarvizu7978 5 років тому

      miniZergling cow 3r xec

  • @OystercrackerCommunity
    @OystercrackerCommunity 7 років тому +1248

    "You don't have a good, quality crack pipe like I do, but a good residential crack pipe will do just fine."

  • @RazeRaze420
    @RazeRaze420 7 років тому +446

    Isn't he supposed to be at KFC

  • @nmfcproductions
    @nmfcproductions 4 роки тому +6

    This man is willingly putting himself out of business for our entertainment. He's doing God's work.

    • @spiralnapkin
      @spiralnapkin 3 роки тому

      Nah, he's convincing us not to do it ourselves. Worked for me. Screw that.

  • @wesdawgmiles3420
    @wesdawgmiles3420 6 років тому +162

    This man the king of flexin industrial equipment

  • @araismith3424
    @araismith3424 8 років тому +501

    i dont even have a driveway and watched the whole video.

    • @MasterGXD
      @MasterGXD 8 років тому +3

      i have a driveway but its all white rocks lol

    • @commiellama
      @commiellama 8 років тому +1

      I'm not sure if I feel relieved that I don't need to comment that as you already have, or cheated of my comment.

    • @m.gaxiola7462
      @m.gaxiola7462 8 років тому

      Funny! 👍🏻

    • @jerryc.u.kstanley5825
      @jerryc.u.kstanley5825 8 років тому +1

      arai Smith hahahahaha

    • @AdamKlopotowski
      @AdamKlopotowski 7 років тому +3

      Same

  • @carlostt7873
    @carlostt7873 7 років тому +2910

    "you might not have a good, quality nuclear missile like i do, but just your normal, residential nuclear missile will do just fine"

    • @Jannajx5
      @Jannajx5 7 років тому +2

      carlost t AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @strykersh3167
      @strykersh3167 7 років тому +1

      carlost t i saw this and trust me when i say your the best person ever

    • @Rs_-Wars
      @Rs_-Wars 7 років тому

      if i got a pound for every time he said "This will do just fine" i would be rich

    • @shamblezgaming889
      @shamblezgaming889 7 років тому

      carlost t lol xdddddd

    • @wayancaldwell6942
      @wayancaldwell6942 7 років тому

      carlost t lol

  • @ricksmotorizedbikeprojects9572
    @ricksmotorizedbikeprojects9572 4 роки тому +5

    I was just given an estimate to seal my double drive tomorrow. $600. Company in the neighborhood. Found out the house they were doing was 8 miles away. Just seal cracks then seal old asphalt. Dude said it would probably take about an hour. Now that's a bargain I can do without! Awesome video tutorial. Great for DIY'ers.

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 5 років тому +626

    Why am I watching this. I don't even have a driveway.

    • @kmega215
      @kmega215 5 років тому +6

      same! lol

    • @KagemandenDK
      @KagemandenDK 5 років тому +21

      Well, public roads will do just fine too.

    • @VladTheImpalerTepesIII
      @VladTheImpalerTepesIII 5 років тому +14

      You may not have a driveway but your normal yard will do just fine.

    • @bigdreamer66
      @bigdreamer66 5 років тому +5

      You may not know what you want to watch so this video will do just fine.

    • @mariadingdong6948
      @mariadingdong6948 4 роки тому +3

      Your bathroom tiles will do just fine

  • @samanthawright5569
    @samanthawright5569 7 років тому +258

    U probably don't have any boots or tennis shoes like I do but neghtbors will work just fine

  • @SuettiJimi
    @SuettiJimi 8 років тому +2697

    You probably don't have a driveway, but we'll charge you just fine.

    • @angelibarra549
      @angelibarra549 7 років тому

      SuettiJimi
      I

    • @barryporter4738
      @barryporter4738 7 років тому

      SuettiJimi I

    • @nonniv2313
      @nonniv2313 7 років тому

      SuettiJimi o

    • @cagames1412
      @cagames1412 7 років тому +1

      SuettiJimi sex

    • @MrTerror923
      @MrTerror923 7 років тому +12

      You probably dont have a small loan of a million dollars like i do, but Hillary will work just fine!

  • @jmanko
    @jmanko 3 роки тому +41

    @4:49 you can see the other workers in the background saying to each other "I've never seen the boss work before"

  • @jesusalvarado5135
    @jesusalvarado5135 5 років тому +92

    This video never gets old😂 you probably dont have a Home Depot bucket, but a Lowes Bucket will do just fine😂

  • @EverydayworkAli
    @EverydayworkAli 6 років тому +69

    You probably don’t have work boots like I do, but two plastic bags from Walmart Will work just fine.

    • @r1sabotage
      @r1sabotage 6 років тому +1

      I guess you saw that other video of that dude using plastic bags, lol

    • @Skateboarding101
      @Skateboarding101 6 років тому +1

      LOOOOOOOL funiest comment ever

  • @TheGlobePark
    @TheGlobePark 7 років тому +766

    I don't have a house, a jet wash, asphalt, a squeegee or a leaf blower, let alone any fucking wellies and I just watched it to the end at 3am. What is my life

    • @GrantLackey
      @GrantLackey 7 років тому +3

      such iz lyfe

    • @OfficialYeat
      @OfficialYeat 7 років тому +1

      CarlHarris same

    • @blazedxjan
      @blazedxjan 7 років тому +6

      CarlHarris same bro.... same

    • @dominiquechenevert2760
      @dominiquechenevert2760 7 років тому +19

      Sh*t just looked interesting af so I clicked it, just to watch Colonel from KFC show me how not to hire him, let me know his advanced tools I "probably don't have" are & some woman who should go down as the greatest actress of all time. After tht handshake they should have taken a bite of some KFC chicken

    • @ladonhollisxczxjhfjjyjkjvc3353
      @ladonhollisxczxjhfjjyjkjvc3353 7 років тому +5

      I own all of the above but don't have the $60.00 lol!

  • @matheuscovisi871
    @matheuscovisi871 3 роки тому +5

    We cannot let this video die

  • @brady_boi
    @brady_boi 8 років тому +576

    I dont know why im watching this... but I kind of like it.

  • @God-zh6ql
    @God-zh6ql 7 років тому +121

    You probably don't make good ole Kentucky Fried Chicken like I do, but some Walmart chicken will do just fine.

  • @andrewjeffs8276
    @andrewjeffs8276 8 років тому +145

    "Nice job Dave!"
    "Thankyou Mrs Carrol"
    That's it I'm sold I want 100 gallons

  • @MariaNigro-s9r
    @MariaNigro-s9r Рік тому +4

    this is the greatest youtube video ever created. Thank you Dave!

  • @cameronmcmillan1427
    @cameronmcmillan1427 5 років тому +338

    This whole video was a huge humble brag😂

    • @BigBand1942
      @BigBand1942 5 років тому +6

      Vlad I took it as a gratuitous and generous slice of INFO for FREE!

    • @angel-cd1nm
      @angel-cd1nm 5 років тому +4

      not even bragging, he was just straight on flexing 😔

  • @emmawilson2626
    @emmawilson2626 8 років тому +365

    This is so satisfying and why was it on my recommended

    • @dodoz44
      @dodoz44 8 років тому +15

      I have no idea... But now I need to buy some just so I can spread it evenly...

    • @superdau
      @superdau 8 років тому +3

      You can "promote" a video on youtube, i. e. pay for it to be featured. My guess is that's why it appeared in so many people's recommended list (see the other comments here).
      But, yeah. I also found it satisfying.

    • @hrbheenick6162
      @hrbheenick6162 8 років тому +1

      Emma Wilson Because you have a UA-cam account foolish!

  • @oliz606
    @oliz606 7 років тому +183

    Who just clicked on that vid cuz its really satisfying ? 😂😂😂

    • @mehkibennett9450
      @mehkibennett9450 7 років тому +1

      oliwioz 6 notice anything similar

    • @oliz606
      @oliz606 7 років тому

      Mehki Bennett ye😂😂😂😂

  • @com.dmitrik
    @com.dmitrik 3 роки тому +18

    One of best DIY videos, especially well-cut.

  • @3Runner95
    @3Runner95 7 років тому +252

    Nice job Dave.

    • @d3Str0Y3r961
      @d3Str0Y3r961 7 років тому +19

      3Runner95SRB Nice job Carl.

    • @Victor-et8zs
      @Victor-et8zs 7 років тому +3

      TaeTae Is My BaeBae hahahahahahahaha. I died at the end

    • @swindle3561
      @swindle3561 7 років тому

      TaeTae Is My BaeBae adorable name btw

    • @swindle3561
      @swindle3561 7 років тому

      TaeTae Is My BaeBae yee boi

  • @حمزهالراجحي-ص2ح
    @حمزهالراجحي-ص2ح 6 років тому +235

    What you came for 1:03 1:44 2:32

  • @madisonpahl913
    @madisonpahl913 7 років тому +6

    So nice of you to not try to rake in business, but to show the average person how to do it themselves. You've got my business!

  • @davidjackson5280
    @davidjackson5280 3 місяці тому

    I really appreciated the video, but the comments are absolutely priceless... watch the video first then read to appreciate them …
    Such good fun.

  • @mackenzieholm3341
    @mackenzieholm3341 7 років тому +85

    You might not have a iPhone 7 but any nokkia 3310 will do fine

    • @Chuzado_117
      @Chuzado_117 6 років тому +1

      Football madn any Nokia would do better than the iPhone

    • @mackenzieholm3341
      @mackenzieholm3341 6 років тому

      20BulletProof10 true

  • @KershawIII
    @KershawIII 7 років тому +34

    Colonel Sanders is really branching out the business

  • @reidanderson4467
    @reidanderson4467 5 років тому +103

    Watching this video helped me seal my driveway. I would say that Dave's tips are "just fine", but they are actually GREAT!

  • @pizzainc95
    @pizzainc95 4 роки тому +59

    "You probably don't have a weedwhaker, but household scissors will do just fine"

    • @pizzainc95
      @pizzainc95 4 роки тому +2

      @Some 1poisoned the water hole that sounds like it would take forever haha

    • @catcombing
      @catcombing 3 роки тому

      LOL left over office scissors after I quit my job - that’s what I just used yesterday to cut all my weeds. I felt like Edward scissor hands

  • @MP-ef6mc
    @MP-ef6mc 4 роки тому +57

    These comments are funny but...... sometimes it’s a breath of fresh air to see a guy take pride in what he does because he knows what he’s doing and does a quality job for his customers. Thank you Sir for the informative video, you may not have a how to video on UA-cam but watching mine will work just fine. 😃😃

  • @ItsGravix
    @ItsGravix 8 років тому +546

    Why did I just watch this whole video

    • @3401piotrek
      @3401piotrek 8 років тому +6

      same here xd no one knows ;p this is a magic of dave :)

    • @Kemit
      @Kemit 8 років тому +11

      hahaha me to and why was this in my recommendation?

    • @kadehubbard5223
      @kadehubbard5223 8 років тому +5

      Hawkeye111 That's what I'm saying XD

    • @unknownguy2951
      @unknownguy2951 7 років тому

      Hawkeye111 same

    • @michellesmith979
      @michellesmith979 7 років тому

      unknown guy same

  • @csmabee
    @csmabee 5 років тому +765

    You probably don’t know how to pronounce asphalt so saying ashfault willl do just fine

    • @rolfbernerske2786
      @rolfbernerske2786 5 років тому +8

      Chad Mabee
      This needs more likes 😂

    • @rickyhall6701
      @rickyhall6701 5 років тому +6

      That really annoyed me too lol

    • @AOMartialArts
      @AOMartialArts 5 років тому +2

      @@vrm86gt You know dude's a pro cuz he has a billy goat blower.

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 років тому +1

      Beautiful

    • @JxnRoots
      @JxnRoots 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 2 роки тому +1

    Dave, watching you seal that driveway was oddly satisfying.

  • @samstep6689
    @samstep6689 8 років тому +382

    why the hell did i just watch this till the end xD

    • @mattoss193
      @mattoss193 8 років тому

      samstep ikr

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 років тому +1

      nice job @samstep (awkward handshake)

    • @samstep6689
      @samstep6689 8 років тому

      xD

    • @zeldajunkielol2
      @zeldajunkielol2 8 років тому +5

      Because now you know how to properly seal an asphalt driveway.

    • @netmatrix75
      @netmatrix75 8 років тому +4

      Because you noticed something familiar with the guy. He is Colonel Sanders!!!

  • @JamiePersaud36
    @JamiePersaud36 5 років тому +165

    You probably don't have a matching tan work suit like I do, but your birthday suit should work just fine

    • @BigBand1942
      @BigBand1942 5 років тому +2

      Bwahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

    • @Rockabillyrulzok
      @Rockabillyrulzok 5 років тому +3

      Hahaaàaaaaaaahaaaaaàa! Dude thanks for the laugh!

    • @hp11208
      @hp11208 5 років тому

      Hahaha

    • @joethepro1089
      @joethepro1089 4 роки тому

      LMAO OMFG. thanks for the best comments ever.

    • @gan_the_white
      @gan_the_white 4 роки тому

      I laughed my ass off on this comment!

  • @nivraazsingh2333
    @nivraazsingh2333 7 років тому +373

    SEE UA-cam I WATCHED IT NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

  • @Phyllyps-Levine
    @Phyllyps-Levine 4 роки тому +1

    I did that 2 years ago. It was easy enough. But frankly cost savings was about $75. It also lasted 2 years which really added up to savings. This year I paid for it. It was $275. Worth every penny. My drive way is about 5 Dodge vans long and one van wide with a 3 car garage (so that is the surface mass I had to cover).

  • @tavishkammermeier5304
    @tavishkammermeier5304 6 років тому +334

    You probably don’t even have a drive way but some rocks will do

  • @alawruth4374
    @alawruth4374 8 років тому +72

    "Nice job dave" "thank you mrs Carol"

  • @ticjdjdhcxjjejejx6568
    @ticjdjdhcxjjejejx6568 8 років тому +415

    "you probably don't have what I have but..." I don't even have a house bro wth

    • @datavionmcdowell7322
      @datavionmcdowell7322 8 років тому +2

      Same

    • @gustavsandrup1380
      @gustavsandrup1380 7 років тому +15

      "you probably dont have the best asphalt sealing company on the planet"

    • @geoff7566
      @geoff7566 7 років тому +4

      you probably don't have your own driveway... but use one on you find near by.... That will do just fine

    • @S7.
      @S7. 7 років тому +2

      Gussan 02 😂😂😂

    • @Mon.M0TIVATION
      @Mon.M0TIVATION 7 років тому

      Why the fuck you here then lmao

  • @mrpoolplayer6379
    @mrpoolplayer6379 4 місяці тому +1

    Great Job, I was wanting to see the final surface & talk about that...

  • @pierrelaplante2608
    @pierrelaplante2608 8 років тому +167

    must be fun to see the boss work for once lol

    • @9828959
      @9828959  8 років тому +115

      I've Been sealcoating since 1972. For the first 42 years I worked with my crew every day. Now I call myself semi retired I keep my eyes on the check book.

    • @ratedm90
      @ratedm90 8 років тому +1

      Check!

    • @capcadoi
      @capcadoi 8 років тому +16

      You can clearly see he's not doing this for the first time, so he probably did his share of work before he was "boss"

    • @caligreen4208
      @caligreen4208 8 років тому +3

      +Capcatrei That's right! Old guy is boss cuz he was the hard worker back in the day, unlike the people he hires, glad they are not in video, not there company or dream, workers can get back to work already

  • @CollectorWorth
    @CollectorWorth 7 років тому +291

    "You don't make chicken like I do, but plain ass chicken will do just fine."

  • @dirgh1717
    @dirgh1717 6 років тому +268

    You probably don’t have 60 dollars like I do so not coating your driveway will be just fine!

  • @JackRussell021
    @JackRussell021 Рік тому +1

    I just had some door-to-door guy quote me 800$ to seal a 2700 sq ft driveway (that was completely repaved 12 months ago, so no cracks to fill). I sent the guy on his way, and then started to look into what it would take to do it myself.
    It helps a lot just to have an idea ahead of time what the steps are going to be. For me, I think I will do this over 2 days. The first for the prep work, and then do the actual sealing the very next day.

    • @JackRussell021
      @JackRussell021 Рік тому

      @made-in-the80s I had no intention of hiring him, so I didn't ask.

  • @NoName-vl5gr
    @NoName-vl5gr 6 років тому +313

    This is my 4th time watching this over 2 years

    • @NoName-vl5gr
      @NoName-vl5gr 6 років тому +23

      If i get 10 likes i will literally drink water

    • @GoldenJackalTutorial
      @GoldenJackalTutorial 6 років тому +5

      oh no, don't do that, it's toxic

    • @NookusCreates
      @NookusCreates 6 років тому +10

      100% of people who have died drank water. #staywoke

    • @alekskopysov7357
      @alekskopysov7357 6 років тому

      No Name don’t do this. dihydrogen monoxide is quite dangerous and you can die

    • @yiwanye1221
      @yiwanye1221 6 років тому

      No Name is it becomes a cult video?

  • @Cocora22
    @Cocora22 5 років тому +6

    I totally overestimated how many buckets of material I needed! However I followed all the steps like you said. I had been filling in all the cracks over a period of time because there were many. Yesterday my husband and I went to Lowe’s and picked up 7 buckets, 😂, needed only 3! I bought the soft brush and a good metal squeegee with a handle and some cleaner. I used the Black Jack 700, red bucket. I’m 67 years old and pretty handy with projects around the house. I started at 9 am ( can’t make noise before 9 on a Sunday morning, county law) and finished at 2 pm and that included pressure washing. Each bucket of sealer is about 24 bucks and change plus the cleaner, 5 bucks, plus brush squeegee and handle another maybe 20 bucks. The last estimate I got for this job, Montgomery County, MD contractors 600.00 bucks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Thanks a million for the detailed instructions and also from what you said you aren’t greedy like the contractors around here. If you don’t mind getting a little dirty it’s just a little time and effort. I squeegee left to right instead of up and down and the driveway looks awesome!

  • @brycepyle2418
    @brycepyle2418 7 років тому +475

    Oh My God its Colonel Sanders!

  • @ZDiddy7777
    @ZDiddy7777 4 роки тому

    That crew has the sweetest job EVER!! I thought they were neighbors watching for some reason, until I saw Big Country, waiting for lunch in the background, with his uniform shirt flapping sloppily in the breeze.

  • @wisehyt5026
    @wisehyt5026 8 років тому +202

    lol wasn't expecting to watch the whole thing

    • @iseeyou8219
      @iseeyou8219 8 років тому +19

      For some reason I felt satisfied after watching this...lol

    • @jackie4smurf177
      @jackie4smurf177 8 років тому

      WiseHYT jiji

    • @biro24
      @biro24 8 років тому

      WiseHYT I was hooked in as soon as he spoke lol

  • @jansteen5640
    @jansteen5640 8 років тому +290

    "Here you have the driveway, you probably don't have a driveway like i have."

    • @mattoss193
      @mattoss193 8 років тому +1

      Grammar Nazi haha

    • @emiliniert
      @emiliniert 8 років тому +36

      "You probably dont have a driveway like I do, but a regular no driveway will do just fine!"

    • @Megatonaxe
      @Megatonaxe 8 років тому +4

      A meme was born.

    • @InevitableTruth247
      @InevitableTruth247 8 років тому +1

      Ima post it on I funny or some, shit.

    • @Jordan-vf6sn
      @Jordan-vf6sn 8 років тому

      Grammar Nazi true lmao haha

  • @renarsru3167
    @renarsru3167 5 років тому +181

    Damn, why he have to flex on us so hard I’ve always wanted a 1000 horsepower leaf blower

    • @ryanlinkie7697
      @ryanlinkie7697 5 років тому +4

      renarsru 13 hp billy goat blower

    • @oliversundstrom1806
      @oliversundstrom1806 5 років тому +3

      Billy goat blower 😂

    • @sadkloud3931
      @sadkloud3931 5 років тому +5

      Yeah stfu ryan you're the only one who blows billy goats around here.

    • @triacrydquist4692
      @triacrydquist4692 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪

  • @chinita1pr
    @chinita1pr 4 роки тому

    This may be the best UA-cam video and the best comments ever. I am adding to my favorites.

  • @c.jhellman3953
    @c.jhellman3953 6 років тому +123

    U probably don’t own jurassic Park like I did but sealing driveways will work just fine

  • @robby4474
    @robby4474 5 років тому +161

    Well.. looks like youtube's recommended brought us all together once again!

    • @tf2player943
      @tf2player943 5 років тому +2

      I've already seen this but it keeps popping into my recommended

    • @joelridleysr1468
      @joelridleysr1468 5 років тому

      This guy is starting to get irritating lol

  • @thecobra88a
    @thecobra88a 5 років тому +1302

    You probably dont have a girlfriend, but the neighbors wife will do just fine

    • @cynthiamoon372
      @cynthiamoon372 5 років тому +42

      Tried that once ... nearly got myself shot, but I’m a fast runner.

    • @mw3gamer23
      @mw3gamer23 4 роки тому +9

      Brass Rat damn did the wife try to shoot you or the husband ?

    • @kevino1489
      @kevino1489 4 роки тому +3

      Yes she will do

    • @CringeComedyTV
      @CringeComedyTV 4 роки тому +4

      Dude I legitimately laughed out loud when I read this. That was hilarious 😂

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 роки тому +1

      @@cynthiamoon372 I've got a friend who has birdshot in his back from when an angry husband chased him out the house with a shotgun lol.

  • @stefaniecampman2353
    @stefaniecampman2353 4 роки тому +422

    you probably want a girlfriend, but your step-sister will do just fine

    • @ET-dn2ik
      @ET-dn2ik 4 роки тому +30

      Sweet home alabama

    • @Itz_Gomi
      @Itz_Gomi 4 роки тому +5

      Fuck 😂😂😂

    • @stefaniecampman2353
      @stefaniecampman2353 4 роки тому +3

      @@rain6582 oh yaaaaa

    • @LaGzerdotcom
      @LaGzerdotcom 4 роки тому +1

      XD, I literally thought of it as soon as I read the comment

    • @Eledaraumar
      @Eledaraumar 4 роки тому +3

      What about your "NOT stepsister?"