Donald Trump unable to name one verse from "favourite book" The Bible

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
  • The supposedly devout Christian President, interviewed on Bloomberg Politics, for some reason declines to name even one of his favourite Bible verses when politely asked to do so, while insisting how "incredible" and "special" the holy book is to him

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  • @caycegoldberg7604
    @caycegoldberg7604 5 років тому +20391

    When you have to give a book report on a book you 100% didn't read

    • @edmonix6457
      @edmonix6457 5 років тому +117

      ROFL so true.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 5 років тому +506

      TEACHER: Donald what was the highlight of this book?
      DJT: This book is great, and I think it’s very special.
      TEACHER: Tell me more!?
      DJT: I wouldn’t want to get into it because, to me, it’s very personal.
      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 5 років тому +23

      Google Stuff
      ... and where are the dinosaurs Ken Ham promised?

    • @TednGilbertAZ
      @TednGilbertAZ 5 років тому +34

      Trump’s favorite verses are the begetting ones.

    • @TednGilbertAZ
      @TednGilbertAZ 5 років тому +58

      My favorite verse is very personal.🤦‍♀️ The Good News is to be openly shared and LIVED. Where’s the fruit❓

  • @VP-wt5dv
    @VP-wt5dv 4 роки тому +15237

    “I’m actually very good friends with Jesus”

    • @owendude
      @owendude 4 роки тому +207

      this made me spit out my drink, thank you

    • @AlexisG-no6nu
      @AlexisG-no6nu 4 роки тому +223

      LOL I'll add a bit more " He's a fantastic guy, great guy. And he likes me alot. You know. He thinks we're doing a great job with the economy and with the terrible Coronavirus, Cooovid 19, that's what it's called by the scientists, and even his father, you know who that is right folks? His faaaaatheeer is Gawd and he and I spoke last night, great conversation and he'sa very nice guy. Classy guy, classy guy...He's very impressed, very impressed and said nothing like this has ever been done before.

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 4 роки тому +256

      "Satan, there's lots of bad things coming out about him. He's nasty. Was he even born in this country? I don't know? We'll look into it".

    • @mitocorleone4845
      @mitocorleone4845 4 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these comments.

    • @mackbrewton902
      @mackbrewton902 4 роки тому +9

      I know right!!! Lmao

  • @darkknight7011
    @darkknight7011 4 роки тому +14275

    "I actually wrote the bible, but the Democrats wont tell you about that"

    • @vhs_ghost8479
      @vhs_ghost8479 4 роки тому +28

      He never said anything close to that 🤣

    • @MichaelWilliams-ur3te
      @MichaelWilliams-ur3te 4 роки тому +469

      @GamingWithZach Its a joke my guy

    • @Ghost-wi5sn
      @Ghost-wi5sn 4 роки тому +33

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂👏🏼👍🏼 good one!

    • @nominis4523
      @nominis4523 4 роки тому +208

      "It's a good book, a great book. Nobody but me is talking about it."

    • @RobertaHoyle
      @RobertaHoyle 4 роки тому +6

      🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @TC8787-yq7og
    @TC8787-yq7og 3 місяці тому +1294

    “The Bible means a lot to me but I don’t want to get into specifics” is one of the funniest things he’s ever come out with.

    • @tailzz6969
      @tailzz6969 3 місяці тому +13

      Doesn’t he realize he doesn’t make sense? 🤦‍♂️

    • @elithebomberx3798
      @elithebomberx3798 2 місяці тому

      @@tailzz6969he does the problem is that republicans don’t

    • @kenwarner
      @kenwarner 2 місяці тому +22

      It's very personal, you know

    • @septicryan1898
      @septicryan1898 2 місяці тому +21

      Politics shouldn’t even involve religion.

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 2 місяці тому +1

      @@tailzz6969do you need help?

  • @forrestgump3909
    @forrestgump3909 3 роки тому +8024

    Trump sounds like all of us when answering an essay question on a test about something we didn't study for

    • @PA.69
      @PA.69 3 роки тому +94

      how the fuck can anyone vote for this guy?! he cant even lie properly!!

    • @alexisgeiser4387
      @alexisgeiser4387 3 роки тому +70

      I can almost guarantee that my bullshitting is 10000x better than this. I’ve milked an 100% on an essay question I knew nothing about. We are all a lot smarter than him lmao

    • @starlorddance
      @starlorddance 3 роки тому +6

      nope,I will just leave it blank

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 3 роки тому +20

      @@Carl-ld5jy it's an impressive way of saying I have no idea haha

    • @reese9148
      @reese9148 3 роки тому +4

      @@alexisgeiser4387 Is that why he’s president?

  • @martinmyggestik292
    @martinmyggestik292 4 роки тому +5362

    He didn’t read it. Trust me, I’m a teacher and I’ve heard that song before.

    • @g.eranken5909
      @g.eranken5909 4 роки тому +19

      Martin Myggestik Trust me, he had, and i had two and would not say anything

    • @jrcrash
      @jrcrash 4 роки тому +303

      @@g.eranken5909 english?

    • @salamandersaladman8483
      @salamandersaladman8483 4 роки тому +393

      H respite to that would be:
      “No I have read it before. I have many MANY times. I’ve probably read more times than you have, la LOT more times then you. I’ve cited verses to Priests and they’re impressed with how well I know the bible, they really are. They tell me “Donald most people just don’t understand the Bible like you”. They do, they really do. And I’d like to see Sleepy Joe name one SINGLE part from the Bible, I can guarantee you he couldn’t name a single one, not one.

    • @Phyerbyrd13AZ
      @Phyerbyrd13AZ 4 роки тому +70

      @@salamandersaladman8483 spot on.

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 4 роки тому +122

      I was a bit of a slacker in school, and Trump in this video sounds uncannily like I did when I was called on in English class and had to pretend I did the reading

  • @SheehanSista
    @SheehanSista 4 роки тому +4233

    If this were a sketch, I would’ve found it funny but unrealistic.

    • @illuminati8181
      @illuminati8181 4 роки тому +7

      @Kyle Hines too

    • @andrewwong2399
      @andrewwong2399 4 роки тому +29

      word. its like how if 2020 was made into a movie, itll probably bomb for being too unrealistic

    • @ItsJustCartier
      @ItsJustCartier 3 роки тому +4

      Something Peter would say off of Family guy

    • @lisalatham4389
      @lisalatham4389 3 роки тому +1

      @Thomas Fiese bro respect peoples beliefs my guy no one ain't making fun of your beliefs so respect other

    • @forzainter0910
      @forzainter0910 2 роки тому +4

      I found it funny when he refused to say a verse or the favorite book yet he claimed to like both old and New Testament “equally “

  • @santiastronomo
    @santiastronomo 3 місяці тому +814

    "I actually helped build the wall between the Old and New Testament"

  • @PTMOFF
    @PTMOFF 4 роки тому +6047

    "Are you an old testament guy or a new testament guy?"
    "Uhhh, probably equal."
    Welp, first time I've ever heard that.

    • @snooky31565
      @snooky31565 4 роки тому +94

      ESPOFF they are BOTH the Word of God, according to Christianity.

    • @a4h426
      @a4h426 4 роки тому +251

      Jim Shovak yeah so are you gonna listen to the old word of god or the new word of god?

    • @angelt7166
      @angelt7166 4 роки тому

      Jim Shovak according to GOD

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 4 роки тому +13

      @Reflective nope. In fact Jesus was actually telling his people to uphold the Torah. The fact its called the new testament is a pure mideval misnomer from his dumb uneducated disciples.

    • @Scoundrel313
      @Scoundrel313 4 роки тому +21

      @Reflective incorrect..there was an old priesthood certain humans were under... Jews.. Levitical priesthood.. Gentiles were never under the law..
      And if you read acts you see that Abraham was saved by faith pre circumcision.. Meaning we were never saved by keeping the law.
      The law was for us to see what we couldnt do and needed a messiah for.

  • @milanozsvart1688
    @milanozsvart1688 3 роки тому +2609

    I think this is the exact answer that Michael Scott would reply to this question

    • @15blackfox
      @15blackfox 3 роки тому +60

      Sounds a lot like Michael Scott 😂

    • @joshboston2323
      @joshboston2323 3 роки тому +40

      And yet, most people who see this and who have some intelligence, can see that he’s bullshitting here. He’s weaseling himself out of the question.

    • @dorothyhopkins1938
      @dorothyhopkins1938 3 роки тому +52

      the more sad thing is is that Michael Scott probably would have done a better job as a president

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 3 роки тому +55

      “uhmmmmm equal. both of them are just so... wow” literally michael scott

    • @thechosengod576
      @thechosengod576 3 роки тому +12

      Plz dont compare Michael Scott to this fraud.

  • @Corbs239FtMyers
    @Corbs239FtMyers 4 роки тому +7318

    Reporter: Old Testament or New Testament?
    Trump: The Middle Testamnent

    • @bennetdas5947
      @bennetdas5947 4 роки тому +61

      You need the Old Testament and New Testament both to paint a full picture of God. If you use only the New Testament, God appears a loving, sweet, caring without a sense of morality. Similarly, use only the Old Testament you'll see only a rude and a just God lacking mercy.
      So you need both.

    • @xxbobbyasheepxx9564
      @xxbobbyasheepxx9564 4 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @xxbobbyasheepxx9564
      @xxbobbyasheepxx9564 4 роки тому +57

      @@bennetdas5947 Rude??In the old testament I read that God wasn't rude..The people disobey and got punish..Don't forget God was about to end the people of Israel but Moses helped that he wouldn't destroy them ..All fault was on the people but not them alone because of Satan

    • @bennetdas5947
      @bennetdas5947 4 роки тому +11

      @@xxbobbyasheepxx9564 yeah thank you for making it more brief to the readers

    • @johnbrowning3986
      @johnbrowning3986 4 роки тому +3

      @@bennetdas5947 howd he change so drastically

  • @SlowLegs
    @SlowLegs 6 місяців тому +105

    And now he’s selling Bibles to pay off his legal fees…

    • @Percival-kl9yy
      @Percival-kl9yy 3 місяці тому

      *This channel just outed itself for trying to trick smooth-brains - Trump isn't unable to name a Bible verse - he just doesn't want to, because it's personal to him.*

    • @---zc4qt
      @---zc4qt 13 днів тому

      I still cannot get an answer that I asked about the Bible he is selling.

    • @jsmith123
      @jsmith123 9 днів тому +5

      @@---zc4qt his bibles are made in Chy-na, if that was your question

  • @cvance37
    @cvance37 4 роки тому +4931

    Question: “Are you an Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy?” Inside Trumps head “??? Wait, there’s two bibles?” Trump panic response: “Uh Probablyyy equal.”

    • @thanoscabbage
      @thanoscabbage 4 роки тому +295

      C V Correction: Trump was wondering “what the heck is a testament”?

    • @JohnDoe-vm3lv
      @JohnDoe-vm3lv 4 роки тому +128

      It’s like it was scripted for a cartoon

    • @exmagnolia
      @exmagnolia 4 роки тому +51

      "Two testaments?! What do I get?"

    • @michaelg2502
      @michaelg2502 4 роки тому +8

      @@JohnDoe-vm3lv Could be a President Show clip almost lol

    • @candaceion9622
      @candaceion9622 4 роки тому +7

      I thought the exact same thing!

  • @mario167100
    @mario167100 4 роки тому +3287

    "You a new testament guy or old testament guy"
    "Probably equal"
    Yeah okay, he's never opened the book.

    • @andypandy8192
      @andypandy8192 4 роки тому +128

      ive never read it or care about religon at all and i know the old one is some evil shit.. hes such a moron its amazing

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 4 роки тому +53

      @@andypandy8192 New Testament is worse. You burn in a lake of fire when you die. In the Old Testament, you just get destroyed.

    • @hellzshotgun
      @hellzshotgun 4 роки тому +127

      New Testament has a lot more forgiveness and mercy then the Old Testament. And in the New there are less rules to follow and names/numbers to remember.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 4 роки тому +9

      The new or old what? Mmm, oh, "probably equal."

    • @kostasvamvakas6219
      @kostasvamvakas6219 4 роки тому +29

      @@TheIncognitusMe In the old ,God straight up MURDERED every non-jewish firstborn in Egypt,so i'm going with new

  • @0498kizerb
    @0498kizerb 5 років тому +2012

    ‘They’re all good verses. I like the good verses. Some people like the bad verses. And I know the good verses. Believe me, do I know good verses.’

    • @teejay3272
      @teejay3272 5 років тому +94

      He knows the best verses.

    • @MichaelYoder1961
      @MichaelYoder1961 5 років тому +6

      lol

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 5 років тому +6

      Did anyone else noticed this was sponsored by Wutang Tablets .... dollar dollar bills y'all

    • @mattb896
      @mattb896 5 років тому +26

      Good verses on both sides.

    • @SicilianStrega13
      @SicilianStrega13 5 років тому +5

      0498kizerb "everyone is talking about it"

  • @Tbone.357
    @Tbone.357 6 місяців тому +89

    It's very personal because he hasn't read anything from the Bible in his entire life. Obvious grift.

    • @thegrunbeld6876
      @thegrunbeld6876 2 місяці тому +6

      This makes me realize how easy it is to earn people's trust. Conservative christians hail him as Messiah, I bet Trump doesn't even know what that word even means.

    • @Afura33
      @Afura33 Місяць тому

      @@thegrunbeld6876 exactly

    • @brentjeralds777
      @brentjeralds777 22 дні тому

      ​@@thegrunbeld6876 they were trying to trap him. Yes it's personal. I've been through it literally..

  • @DaveInBridport
    @DaveInBridport 4 роки тому +2447

    I like the Jesus guy. Great guy. Good golfer too. Not as good as me. The whole creation thing was good too. Great bunch of people. Looking forward to Bible II.

    • @Bobby-fy3ds
      @Bobby-fy3ds 4 роки тому +36

      Southmead Lad you hit it on the head

    • @Yogidre
      @Yogidre 4 роки тому +58

      Bible II almost took me out :))

    • @puppetbones
      @puppetbones 4 роки тому +59

      Bible is gonna get re-elected this November 3rd, believe me, and it's gonna be a tremendous victory. The people who put that book together did just a tremendous job. Wonderful people.

    • @Fleeb-pb7zo
      @Fleeb-pb7zo 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @guntherkarlsmann1490
      @guntherkarlsmann1490 4 роки тому +12

      Hahahahahahah I love you bro really good

  • @andrewibell8592
    @andrewibell8592 4 роки тому +4206

    "Are you an old testament guy or new testament guy?"
    "Uh probably equal"

    • @ABitefLife
      @ABitefLife 4 роки тому +116

      Donny Dumpster fire has bungled every single thing he has ever touched

    • @jelly-reeeeeeeee5166
      @jelly-reeeeeeeee5166 4 роки тому +461

      Lol they should've asked how he feels about the middle testament

    • @jampar8
      @jampar8 4 роки тому +240

      @@jelly-reeeeeeeee5166 "Tremendous. Just as beautiful as the other two."

    • @krepler
      @krepler 4 роки тому +6

      @@alex2b450 😄

    • @nwbklr
      @nwbklr 4 роки тому +27

      If you haven’t already, slap your own forehead. Really fucking hard.

  • @mjt532
    @mjt532 4 роки тому +742

    I tried this on my oral report on Of Mice and Men. I got an F. I also said that I like mice and men equally, but that didn't seem to help.

  • @SniffHeinkel
    @SniffHeinkel Рік тому +52

    Translation: "I have no idea what you're talking about, but people think I'm a Christian, and I don't want to lose their support."

  • @nasmaxfit
    @nasmaxfit 4 роки тому +670

    Should have asked him what he thinks about the third testament - “tremendous”

  • @ARANDOMPRODUCER
    @ARANDOMPRODUCER 3 роки тому +876

    This could be a scene from the office. Like Michael Scott could have said this word for word

    • @moopy6446
      @moopy6446 3 роки тому +3

      First like

    • @RastaAlGhul8732
      @RastaAlGhul8732 3 роки тому +6

      This comment needs more likes even if its 18 hours old on an old video

    • @ThatSFVibe
      @ThatSFVibe 3 роки тому +13

      So true. Michael always gets caught in a lie lol

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 4 роки тому +910

    They should have asked him what he thinks of the Third Testament, or the Book of Stephen.
    You know, something that doesn't exist in the bible.

    • @sisterjudah6519
      @sisterjudah6519 4 роки тому +21

      STOP, STOP IT I SAY. 🤣😂😁😀😅😄😃🤩

    • @brooke96591
      @brooke96591 4 роки тому +14

      I wish.

    • @blairbear3274
      @blairbear3274 4 роки тому +79

      Missed a golden opportunity. That would have made this moment explode.

    • @howinthewhat
      @howinthewhat 4 роки тому +8

      @@blairbear3274 probably the reporter's brain too

    • @williammunny1844
      @williammunny1844 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LivingSimplyWithLondon
    @LivingSimplyWithLondon 3 місяці тому +622

    I don’t think people realizes he’s using faith to manipulate conservatives🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Mushin_mind
      @Mushin_mind 3 місяці тому +61

      That is what religion is intrinsically for. Unite, give purpose and push toward a grandiose cause. Can both be a bad or a good thing depending on general social needs and the era. In today's day and age we need Jesus more than ever.

    • @LivingSimplyWithLondon
      @LivingSimplyWithLondon 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Mushin_mind Yep!

    • @TK-jump
      @TK-jump 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@Mushin_mindwe should come up with a new mythical person/action hero. At least to modernise the sky daddy illusion.

    • @the1stDJLowkey
      @the1stDJLowkey 3 місяці тому +4

      I sure do. Dude is EVIL incarnate. 😢

    • @octobersky9639
      @octobersky9639 3 місяці тому

      Lot of them realize this but they still support him as majority of their values align with it as oppose to the supposed woke left

  • @markbyrne9448
    @markbyrne9448 4 роки тому +677

    Trump: ‘’ You know, the bible is what makes America great. Jesus was a great guy. He loved Americans’’

    • @candaceion9622
      @candaceion9622 4 роки тому +3

      Ummm he loved everyone.

    • @M4RSK11
      @M4RSK11 4 роки тому +32

      @@candaceion9622 he doesnt know what the USA is you thick skulled smooth brained dolt

    • @alpo6668
      @alpo6668 4 роки тому +59

      Because Americans were around when Jesus was. Lol Jesus was one of the pilots during the American Revolution.

    • @gameexpert2011
      @gameexpert2011 4 роки тому +21

      @@candaceion9622 r/whooooosh

    • @TheSanityX
      @TheSanityX 4 роки тому +16

      @@alpo6668 Imagine being chased by Jesus in an apache helicopter. Man, the revolution sounds scary.

  • @the_polish_prince8966
    @the_polish_prince8966 4 роки тому +623

    This is what happens when these people don’t check to make sure their “Christian right wing” leader is actually that...

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 4 роки тому +12

      Jamie G A fabulous book. You’ve never seen a book so fantastic. If I had to measure up all the books, two Corinthians would be the top of them all.

    • @erfantavoosi100
      @erfantavoosi100 4 роки тому +11

      Its just a political game to fool the people

    • @alexcameron2352
      @alexcameron2352 4 роки тому +7

      Not being able to quote a verse from the Bible is more Christian than abortion and blaming white people for everything

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 4 роки тому +9

      Alex Cameron 1 Numbers chapter 5 I believe is the part of the Bible that describes in detail how to perform an abortion with the blessing of god. If not that chapter I know it’s that book.
      2 I’m white, why the Hel would I blame white people for everything? Race has nothing to do with anything, it’s a social construct,

    • @alexcameron2352
      @alexcameron2352 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_polish_prince8966 That is a repricatory prayer in the circumstances of adultery and Not the blessing of God. I saw the Young Turks video too. #Trump2020 #GOP2020

  • @marg1035
    @marg1035 3 роки тому +842

    Reporter: ''So which is your favourite prophet - John or Paul?''
    Trump: ''Well, I think they're both good, although I've always preferred Ringo''

  • @user-pp1on4fk7d
    @user-pp1on4fk7d 6 місяців тому +71

    He doesn't want to talk about the Bible because it's very personal? Aren't we as Christians suppose to share the Gospel?
    Yes we are!
    But you can't share what you don't know!
    He doesn't want to share scriptures when asked because it's too personal but HE'LL SELL THEM FOR $59.99 TO PAY HIS CRIMINAL BOND!

    • @psilynt1
      @psilynt1 6 місяців тому +7

      I'm atheist, but acknowledge we live in a time where many people are religious. Showing an absolute lack of awareness of the majority religion of the country you lead is just appalling.

    • @altheanelson5146
      @altheanelson5146 2 місяці тому

      Hello!!!

    • @Telstar62a
      @Telstar62a 2 місяці тому +4

      Imagine if you asked a salesman a question about a product you were considering, and he gave you that line.

    • @altheanelson5146
      @altheanelson5146 2 місяці тому

      @@Telstar62a 🤣

    • @JRMAV1
      @JRMAV1 2 місяці тому +1

      Welp, he’s NOT a Christian, and neither are his followers. Even though he and his followers claim it.

  • @atwistoflemon666
    @atwistoflemon666 4 роки тому +1519

    Trump: oh the Bible is great..tremendous. I hear the sequel is about me.

    • @davidjohnson3514
      @davidjohnson3514 4 роки тому +48

      @T1mTenn1s woah, you got some bad temperance.

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 4 роки тому +40

      @T1mTenn1s whoa, you're not you when your hungry, here have a snickers.🍫

    • @test-qz4dq
      @test-qz4dq 4 роки тому +6

      Funfact some people in Israel believe that Trump is the Messiah 😂

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 4 роки тому +5

      @@test-qz4dq so your telling me that they believe this bastard is the messiah, when actuality they killed him almost 2000 years ago.

    • @test-qz4dq
      @test-qz4dq 4 роки тому +2

      @@greenllama2856 people can believe what they want. I dont Care about the Romans killed the jew Jesus who was Not the Messias.

  • @DannyKlimt
    @DannyKlimt 4 роки тому +2224

    How about Judas?
    "A terrific man, he had tremendous success..."
    Do you know, that Judas betrayed Jesus?
    "Judas who? Never heard of him, don't know the guy."
    - Donald J. Trump

    • @jza80king
      @jza80king 4 роки тому +15

      Hahahahaha

    • @crouchingturtle6351
      @crouchingturtle6351 4 роки тому +43

      Your comment nailed it.
      and mine was a pun

    • @kieshame888
      @kieshame888 4 роки тому +5

      yes! This is the one lol

    • @ericcampos1987
      @ericcampos1987 4 роки тому +7

      Drops the mic on him and walks out. “Do the interview with someone else.”

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 4 роки тому +2

      Wait till he finds out there were actually two of them.

  • @cms1381
    @cms1381 4 роки тому +1411

    Trump Translation:
    The bible is an important tool to me when I need it.

    • @howinthewhat
      @howinthewhat 4 роки тому +18

      So uhhh just wondering, is there a reason we should believe literally anything this guys says since we have proof now that he uses scapegoats like this? Except, obviously, the fact that he's president.

    • @Kigamine
      @Kigamine 4 роки тому +24

      The Bible is a useful prop to persuade brainless Trump supporters

    • @demetter7936
      @demetter7936 4 роки тому

      @@Kigamine Can you explain why i'm brainless without calling me a racist? I could easily call you brainless, yet i know nothing about you. It's really funny how you go straight to insults instead of civil discourse, yet i'm the brainless one.

    • @ateam6543
      @ateam6543 4 роки тому +26

      @@demetter7936 when you've been easily conned into believing trump is focused on america instead of just focused on himself is pretty brainless of people. Just like if someone was conned into believing there's a prince of Nigeria trying to give them money through email, you'd consider that person brainless.

    • @demetter7936
      @demetter7936 4 роки тому

      @@ateam6543 If he was in it for himself he wouldn't have become president and would have continued making billions of dollars, instead he decided to slow that down and make America great again.... which he has when looking at statistics and the overall public opinion. And before you say public opinion is worse, no, it's not. Hence why he's gonna win by a mile in the election, and why so many liberals have said they will vote trump.

  • @trentmcclellancomedian
    @trentmcclellancomedian Рік тому +183

    “My Bible is under audit right now but when that’s done, I’ll release my favourite verses.” -Trump

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 9 місяців тому +1

      Apparently he was ready to read it in another two weeks.

    • @bunaul
      @bunaul 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

    • @Alex-i8h5x
      @Alex-i8h5x 3 місяці тому

      Hahaha!! This comment is so underrated😂

    • @altheanelson5146
      @altheanelson5146 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Geckogold
    @Geckogold 5 років тому +783

    Translation: "I never read it, and I just mention the name to get votes or curry favor with the religious right."

    • @jdemeulenaer123
      @jdemeulenaer123 4 роки тому

      BS.

    • @trueentor
      @trueentor 4 роки тому +5

      I love curry!

    • @hsiang7
      @hsiang7 4 роки тому

      I'm Christian and I couldn't name a single Bible verse either to be fair lol

    • @Joebuckyourself420
      @Joebuckyourself420 4 роки тому

      Kinda like what Biden is doing towards black people...

    • @milesprower557
      @milesprower557 4 роки тому

      He has read it.

  • @craigsmith157
    @craigsmith157 5 років тому +1804

    An atheist knows more about the Bible than him.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 5 років тому +99

      A lot of Atheists studied both Testaments or at least parts. He could not even bother to memorize a couple fake references ... and that’s the guy the Falwells support so actively.
      It must be because they park their private jets next to one another.

    • @Deegee_1969
      @Deegee_1969 5 років тому +83

      @Wally Davidson Nice pigeonholing there. Each and every single atheist cannot read and write..? I seriously doubt that.

    • @zachj589
      @zachj589 5 років тому +20

      He IS an atheist...

    • @lorengarms9836
      @lorengarms9836 5 років тому +81

      An atheist knows more about the bible than most

    • @craigsmith157
      @craigsmith157 5 років тому +17

      @@lorengarms9836 True

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 4 роки тому +737

    Reporter: Favourite verse?"
    Trump: "Ummm, uurrrr, probably has to be 'Love thy neighbour'."
    Reporter: "You mean Mexico?"
    Trump: "Scratch that last sentence."

    • @BlindSniper305
      @BlindSniper305 4 роки тому +8

      @Literal Cancer religions is trash and trump is trash.

    • @theresagassett9791
      @theresagassett9791 4 роки тому +6

      Literal Cancer: “Jesus Christ you people...”
      Jesus Christ: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

    • @nikokapanen82
      @nikokapanen82 4 роки тому +4

      @@ItsKarl
      Yes, but unfortunately in english there is only the word "love" for all meanings while in greek there are many different words for love, like eros (romatic love), phileo (friendship love) agape (highest possible love of God) and so on.
      Anyways what Jesus meant to love your neighbor or even your enemy is to not to engage into some romacne with your enemy but simply do not wish him evil things, dont desire him harm, like getting cancer or something, instead wish him to get humbled down and into his right senses (if he did wrong things) and get right with God.

    • @davidc7889
      @davidc7889 4 роки тому +1

      That was hilarious thank you Mr. Wiskiii

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 4 роки тому +1

      Its Karl Love thy enemy as thou love thy self.

  • @jonahortiz
    @jonahortiz 2 роки тому +142

    Matthew 7:15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.“

    • @spambedam
      @spambedam 4 місяці тому +17

      One of my favorite passages and highly pertinent to Donald J. Trump. Sadly enough, Christians don't get the relevance and the irony.

    • @humanchannel9421
      @humanchannel9421 3 місяці тому

      ​@@spambedamAre you even a Christian?
      If you're a non-Christian quoting Scripture in a magoo-esque attempt to manipulate Christians, I'm afraid it's you missing the irony, smooth brain.

    • @irippiri2847
      @irippiri2847 2 місяці тому +1

      @@spambedamDonald Trump isn’t a prophet so how can he be false

    • @catgaming7519
      @catgaming7519 2 місяці тому +3

      @@irippiri2847 do you know what a politician does?

    • @Zack-vi7is
      @Zack-vi7is 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@irippiri2847that's the point. A false prophet isn't a real prophet. They're liars. That's what Trump is. He's a liar, a false prophet.

  • @giantsandwich8406
    @giantsandwich8406 4 роки тому +1219

    Reporter: So how do you spell Bible
    Trump: I don’t want to get into it. I just think it’s very special

    • @alankoh8143
      @alankoh8143 4 роки тому +9

      It’s spelled “ Barbie”

    • @lemyodaromanus7600
      @lemyodaromanus7600 4 роки тому

      Lmmfffaaaooo

    • @blingbling2841
      @blingbling2841 4 роки тому +4

      Reporter : Pronounce Bible.
      Trump : Babel
      Reporter : Pronounce Psalm
      Trump : Sum

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 4 роки тому

      @Negasso Kadir I didn't know he goes to a church. Someone should ask him what is the first book of the Old Testament.

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 4 роки тому +1

      @Clint Johnson But the problem is he claims he is a Christian but an evil one. I know it's kind of oxymoronic.

  • @jvcreativity
    @jvcreativity 5 років тому +897

    this is one of the funniest, most blatant "attempt" at lying, where even the interviewers know he's lying through his teeth... but the most amazing thing about this video (seriously) - is that even AFTER watching this, the religious right STILL buy into EVERYthing he says! easily the most fascinating outcome.

    • @bkirstie
      @bkirstie 4 роки тому +8

      Digital Me e x a c t l y

    • @DavidM-xt5vl
      @DavidM-xt5vl 4 роки тому +79

      They don’t care that he isn’t religious. I’ve also heard people say he was being « put on the spot » and couldn’t come up with a quote on command. Also... not everybody memorizes scripture... well, if it is your favorite book, don’t you think you’d have just a few examples, not even quotes, just specific stories you could talk about? He’s a con artist thru and thru.

    • @meesterchreester5589
      @meesterchreester5589 4 роки тому +11

      ​@@SPER1 absolutely correct, trump can't even comprehend one of the stupidest things around, religion...

    • @InSurrealtime
      @InSurrealtime 4 роки тому +11

      I guess that's what they call Blind Faith.

    • @jdemeulenaer123
      @jdemeulenaer123 4 роки тому +2

      You don't realise that Trump is the president and not a preacher. He rules the country, not a church! So, he has no opinion to give on the book. He gives his views on policies and the nation..

  • @LilDyablo1
    @LilDyablo1 4 роки тому +920

    This guy is a professional liar. That's something I would do as a kid, pretend I know something I know nothing about

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 4 роки тому +23

      Seems pretty unprofessional actually. Why would you lie about something people will so easily find out about?

    • @holamiju
      @holamiju 4 роки тому +72

      @@TheStraightestWhitest because his base believes him without question

    • @abd-zf2gm
      @abd-zf2gm 4 роки тому +53

      @John Citizen if by "successful" you mean inheriting $413 million from your daddy, borrow billions from shaddy banks, fail to run businesses including a casinos, open a scam "university", defraud children with cancer charity, and fail to run a country.
      I guess the definition of success should be changed.

    • @abd-zf2gm
      @abd-zf2gm 4 роки тому +22

      @John Citizen dude, beleive in your self, if you inherited $413 million and borrowed hundreds of millions from shady foreign banks, you too would be rich.
      And using that richness(but hide your taxes because maybe you are not that rich and those shady deals ofcourse), you would be able to fool American poorly educated racists to vote for you, especially if they endured a black president for 8 years.

    • @abd-zf2gm
      @abd-zf2gm 4 роки тому +9

      @John Citizen well, no one knew how he became rich then. Now many people know and literally anyone with the same opportunities as him would be 10 times richer than him(without having to open a scam university or defraud charities).

  • @albertmarquez2926
    @albertmarquez2926 Місяць тому +4

    No true religious person would ever say they don’t want to share their favorite Bible verse. I have actual religious friends and they would spew their favorite Bible verse at the drop of a hat.

  • @Ocrilat
    @Ocrilat 4 роки тому +352

    OMG ask a Christian his favorite bible passage and they'll talk for 5 hours.

    • @gabrielobateru7746
      @gabrielobateru7746 4 роки тому +13

      Bro just shut up. I am a christian, I have attended church all my life, only missing a few Sundays. My favourite book of the bible is proverbs but I can't tell you what any verse in the book says precisely. Not every Christian know s memory verses. I am just familiar with the bible.

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 4 роки тому +37

      @@gabrielobateru7746 So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume all that you said is true...and if I asked you your favorite biblical verse, you couldn't name even one? Seriously?
      No one said anything about memorizing a verse exactly...that's you changing the statement in order to criticize it. Anyway, in my experience, a true Christian is always happy to share their religion and bible with someone who seems to be interested. You disagree?

    • @itsaraversscene
      @itsaraversscene 4 роки тому +11

      @@Ocrilat lol the part that got me was him saying he liked the old and new equal, a loooooot of terrible stuff happens in the old testament, whenever I've brought this up in discussion most people say they really only look at the new testament.

    • @gabrielobateru7746
      @gabrielobateru7746 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ocrilat I don't disagree. But not every Christian will be able to speak extensively on their favourite bible verse.

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 4 роки тому +10

      @@gabrielobateru7746 I think that if you identify yourself as a 'Christian', part of that identity is to be open to share your faith with others. If a person went to them and asked for their favorite Bible verse, they would see it as someone who maybe is looking for faith, and as an opportunity to share that faith with them.
      I think if you go to church, read the Bible, etc. and ignore an opportunity to help someone who is looking for guidance, then you are less than Christian. But aside from that, it's clear that he can't answer the question. That tells me that he is lying, and taking advantage of real Christians and other people of faith. Even if he was going to lie about this, did none of his handlers have any knowledge of the Bible at all?
      What is your favorite bible verse/passage? Myself, I don't think there is anything more powerful or inspiring than the Beatitudes (Matthew 5:1-12). You don't even need to be a believer to be moved by this.

  • @yuhaye3986
    @yuhaye3986 3 роки тому +695

    “I actually wrote my own Bible its doing very well selling a lot”

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 3 роки тому +4

      @@__seven__ "belive me, ask anybody"

    • @sweer7048
      @sweer7048 6 місяців тому +41

      this aged like fine wine

    • @melissawhite4620
      @melissawhite4620 6 місяців тому +5

      @@sweer7048- Sadly, the kind that comes in a box!

    • @BUTTERVISION
      @BUTTERVISION 3 місяці тому +3

      A LAT a latta books ☝️🖐️

    • @dismalparade322
      @dismalparade322 2 місяці тому

      There is already a sequel to the Bible. It’s called the Book of Mormon. I am however brainstorming the third installment “Jesus in Space”. Still workshopping the title.

  • @bonitabromeliads
    @bonitabromeliads 4 роки тому +128

    Why isn't biden running this as an ad 24/7

    • @davidbrockmeier9538
      @davidbrockmeier9538 4 роки тому +1

      Is he still running?

    • @pokeysatx
      @pokeysatx 4 роки тому +1

      Why aren't they asking Biden to name some verses?

    • @davidbrockmeier9538
      @davidbrockmeier9538 4 роки тому +43

      @@pokeysatx I'm not a fan of Biden, but I don't think he's posing as a religious zealot to garner support with his base.

    • @billybob9461
      @billybob9461 4 роки тому +1

      So true. There is so much ammo for attack ads and the only people using it is the Lincoln project.

    • @ershaknia4418
      @ershaknia4418 4 роки тому +17

      pokeysatx cuz Biden never said that bible is his favorite book.

  • @PeterBornAgain
    @PeterBornAgain Рік тому +8

    "So everyone who acknowledges me before men, I also will acknowledge before my Father who is in heaven; but whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven" -- Matthew 10:32-33

  • @vvfking
    @vvfking 4 роки тому +179

    I could never imagine Donald Trump as being a person that has the patience to fully read any book.

  • @retrospectors6595
    @retrospectors6595 4 роки тому +372

    “A lot of people don’t know that there are actually TWO testaments. People didn’t talk about that until I was president. But they’re both..they’re both tremendous, tremendous testaments that are so bigly important to the United Shhhates.”

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 4 роки тому +76

    He’s the type of person the teacher walks by during test day and tells the class to read the questions carefully

  • @salbrisindi8897
    @salbrisindi8897 2 роки тому +11

    I thought this was a comedy sketch at first

    • @MontyRaeSp8
      @MontyRaeSp8 21 день тому

      It was. Unfortunately, the joke was at our expense.

  • @kinggimped
    @kinggimped 4 роки тому +479

    Evangelicals actually watched this and thought "Yup, this is our guy. Second coming, right here"

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa 3 роки тому +2

      Way better than Hillary’s evil ass

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa 3 роки тому

      @Matias Martinez My response to the comment is on point. You’re dumb af for trying to impose otherwise. I never said he wasn’t an idiot, that’s a red herring argument. But for evangelicals he’s way better than hillary’s evil ass who doesn’t even condone religious freedom. Your comment makes no sense 😂 go be salty elsewhere

    • @stevesteve222
      @stevesteve222 3 роки тому +16

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa calls ppl stupid*
      "Makes no sense"

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 3 роки тому +17

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa How does Hilary not condone religious freedom?

    • @mrv2308
      @mrv2308 3 роки тому +5

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa you sound like the biggest idiot here deflecting to Hilary.

  • @absolving
    @absolving 4 роки тому +445

    "You an old testament guy or a new testament guy?"
    "Uh probably..... Equal" LOL

    • @mikael4105
      @mikael4105 4 роки тому +9

      Why is that funny? Its a good answer since its all the word of God.

    • @kris12321
      @kris12321 4 роки тому +167

      @@mikael4105 it's a response that someone would use when they have to pick between two things they clearly know nothing about...

    • @absolving
      @absolving 4 роки тому +17

      @@kris12321 yep exactly

    • @Ethan-qo9rx
      @Ethan-qo9rx 3 роки тому +13

      @@mikael4105 you would say New testament, you fool.

    • @Master-rz1xi
      @Master-rz1xi 3 роки тому +5

      @Josh B bruh biden was gonna get the black vote anyway dumbass. just look at the primaries. plus you think black people actually like kamala? now sure, the pick was partly for the optics of picking a female black vp... but biden gettin the black vote no matter what.

  • @jms1263
    @jms1263 3 роки тому +269

    Evangelicals listened to this and said “yup, good enough!”

    • @akmd114379
      @akmd114379 2 місяці тому

      You mean the satanists.

    • @ajspice
      @ajspice 2 місяці тому +10

      That's because Evangelicalism is just a business. Think about it: you can use stories that you didn't even pen that have no copyright laws to start a tax-free organization and just make up an hour of bullshit to yell about once a week. They have no faith at all, so they don't worry about consequences in the afterlife.

    • @linkskywalker5417
      @linkskywalker5417 2 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@ajspice Which means they're also more than likely not worried about whether or not they're saved. Salvation matters more than an increasing number of people think. Without salvation, people practically have no future other than hellfire and eventually, eternity in the lake of fire, never to be seen or heard from ever again.

    • @archsys307
      @archsys307 2 місяці тому

      @@linkskywalker5417blud thinks the cycle of samsara ends after one life. He mad😂😂

    • @ACTHdan
      @ACTHdan 2 місяці тому

      Are you referring to Televangelists ?

  • @Joetrout
    @Joetrout Місяць тому +3

    “I’ve read it billions and billions of times like you have never seen anyone read it before!”

  • @smithskier70
    @smithskier70 3 роки тому +78

    Nobody knows the Bible better than me. No one has read the bible and understands it like I do.

  • @JoyTuub
    @JoyTuub 3 роки тому +67

    He doesn't want to discuss the thing that burns him every time he touches it. It's traumatic.

  • @andysan3764
    @andysan3764 3 роки тому +1996

    Trump: They ask Biden the easy questions like "What's your favorite ice cream?" I wish I got questions like that.
    Interviewer: Well, what *is* your favorite ice cream?
    Trump: That's very personal; I don't want to get into it.

  • @aneeshsen8688
    @aneeshsen8688 29 днів тому +6

    Trump supporters will look at this and think “he’s right!! The Bible is personal!!” - but then again they don’t really read it either

  • @fabiohabio8591
    @fabiohabio8591 4 роки тому +279

    He sounds like a small child trying to sound smart when asked something he didn’t do

    • @SkillUpMobileGaming
      @SkillUpMobileGaming 4 роки тому +18

      @Ivan Alexander Nice excuses. If that was the reason, he would have come out and said it. Why did he say it was "very personal to him" if what you say is true?
      The real genius of Trump lies in his ability to fool you, and boy is he skilled at it.

    • @Travisbig7
      @Travisbig7 4 роки тому +6

      @Ivan Alexander please tell me you're trolling

    • @Travisbig7
      @Travisbig7 4 роки тому +4

      @SLAPBOXTV go back to watching Faux news and stop spamming in the comments you little braindead child

    • @Johnnythefirst
      @Johnnythefirst 3 роки тому

      @Ivan Alexander You truly are a gullible moron aren't you? I bet my house on the fact Trump has never even opened a bible. The fucking guy had three divorces and cheated on every wife he had. :D

    • @compilationsmania451
      @compilationsmania451 3 роки тому

      @MartinDoesASMR what do you think now, fatso?

  • @pauligrossinoz
    @pauligrossinoz 4 роки тому +214

    _"Thou shalt not bear false witness"_
    That's Trump's _least_ favourite verse.

    • @tomlehr861
      @tomlehr861 4 роки тому +7

      Covet neighbors wife....

    • @jameswilson7790
      @jameswilson7790 4 роки тому +9

      Thou shalt not commit adultery.

    • @totijo11
      @totijo11 4 роки тому +2

      @@jameswilson7790 thou shalt not admit adultery !!

    • @jameswilson7790
      @jameswilson7790 4 роки тому

      @@totijo11 That too.

    • @simonr7097
      @simonr7097 4 роки тому +6

      "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

  • @GPLP335
    @GPLP335 4 роки тому +708

    He's a con man. The bible doesn't mean anything to him, it's just a prop.

    • @carmenadams575
      @carmenadams575 4 роки тому +69

      You’re actually giving him a lot of credit calling him a con man. A con man has to be, to some extent, believable. He’s not even a good liar. A kid could watch this and tell you he’s lying.

    • @FOT2010
      @FOT2010 4 роки тому +27

      Con men are usually smart tho

    • @scotland2256
      @scotland2256 4 роки тому +1

      like the pope

    • @fuzzylogiceire
      @fuzzylogiceire 4 роки тому +16

      He's saying it to please his base, 100%.

    • @thanoscabbage
      @thanoscabbage 4 роки тому +25

      He’s a really unprofessional con man, the only people he can fool are those dumber than himself (which is sadly a lot)

  • @SPZ909
    @SPZ909 2 місяці тому +7

    Gotta give props to the most successful conman in America if not the world.

  • @Amandalay06
    @Amandalay06 4 роки тому +631

    Dude, faith is a personal thing yes. But not naming ONE verse from it, when your running for public office is just flat out stupid.
    He uses it as a prop, nothing else

    • @mikechavis4125
      @mikechavis4125 4 роки тому +67

      If the interviewers had only came up with something crazy to ask , "Well which of the dragons did you like the most, the blue one or the green one?" I would have liked to have heard his response.

    • @KennethOnyema
      @KennethOnyema 4 роки тому +9

      @@mikechavis4125 😂

    • @kennytorres2408
      @kennytorres2408 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikechavis4125 mannnn, even though I don't like Trump, I still wouldn't want to see him that way

    • @KennethOnyema
      @KennethOnyema 4 роки тому +8

      @gregory garner Use your power of discernment brother.

    • @paz4298
      @paz4298 4 роки тому +17

      @gregory garner Yes, because secularists have no definition of wonder, romance, mystery, reverence, or sentimentality. Totally. Never mind the bible advocates for slavery, women to be under men, eternal damnation for those who mix fabrics, etc. I think secularists prefer a country that is not ruled by a book that preaches such intolerances, and can gleam morals from any sort of upbringing or book. A quarter of the United States is non-religious, and many religious people advocate for something that the United States was warning from the very beginning, the separation between church and state.

  • @isthatng6051
    @isthatng6051 3 роки тому +592

    He probably doesn’t know what the bible actually is. It could be a Harry Potter book for all he knows.

    • @loluntilmypie
      @loluntilmypie 3 роки тому +16

      "That's the one about theeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... Jesus, the great Jesus, come back from the dead to uhhhhh, to do great things for many many Americans, many great people, and we like that, he's done more good for the world than anyone ever has, every could have."

    • @slytherinpride1291
      @slytherinpride1291 3 роки тому +7

      He probably thinks that Jesus would have been white

    • @Sgt_Zig
      @Sgt_Zig 3 роки тому +2

      @@slytherinpride1291 most dumbass evangelical types do too. LoL and they think this orange moron is the 2nd coming! 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @habesha6883
      @habesha6883 2 роки тому

      @@slytherinpride1291 shush 🤫 dont tell him that he’ll start worshiping Hitler if he finds out he isn’t white

    • @colinsacks2029
      @colinsacks2029 Рік тому

      Has heard of Harry Potter?

  • @weedsnwildflowers
    @weedsnwildflowers 4 роки тому +1317

    He's not a Christian. He just pretends to be one when he's pandering to his idiot base.

    • @ryanalmazi6802
      @ryanalmazi6802 4 роки тому +42

      K. Monk couldn't have said it better, friend

    • @dompolidori5313
      @dompolidori5313 4 роки тому +2

      Nice!! Nice facts and evidence! Idiot

    • @tubemagpie
      @tubemagpie 4 роки тому +75

      @@dompolidori5313 A christian bears witness to their faith in their lives... not so Trump... he bears witness to his arrogance ,selfishness and general hatred and envy of others.
      You want facts and evidence... study the man.

    • @manhattanvalleyofthedead2425
      @manhattanvalleyofthedead2425 4 роки тому +69

      @@dompolidori5313 Calm down moody boy, if Trump was a real Christian he would have been able to answer these questions.

    • @fallenlogan
      @fallenlogan 4 роки тому +36

      @@dompolidori5313 you should know that in his first book he considers himself an atheist because religion takes to away a day where he could be making money

  • @atomflyer44
    @atomflyer44 4 роки тому +528

    Trump on Jesus... "I prefer Messiahs that weren't crucified"

    • @joycebrewster5807
      @joycebrewster5807 4 роки тому +33

      Sorry i know this was 2 months ago and im late to the party but that was the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE READ ABOUT OUR FAKE PRESIDENT. 😅

    • @ehernandez2166
      @ehernandez2166 4 роки тому +11

      EPIC!
      The comment of the year!

    • @Heffsta02
      @Heffsta02 4 роки тому +11

      this made me actually laugh out loud.

    • @sisterjudah6519
      @sisterjudah6519 4 роки тому +5

      I'm LAUGHING SO HARD. IT'S MAKING ME COUGH. 😁😂🤣😄😄😄. 😤 COUGH

    • @cliffordchapman801
      @cliffordchapman801 4 роки тому +9

      That's gold.

  • @spinjennies
    @spinjennies 3 роки тому +540

    This is still one of the best clips ever. It's a clear, concise summation of Donald Trump's entire pathology...

    • @stephendailey3108
      @stephendailey3108 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @davemathew
      @davemathew 2 роки тому

      His entire presidency really...100% bullshit.

    • @lovethieves1383
      @lovethieves1383 Рік тому +7

      I think it's the moment he realized that he has to give political answers instead of business answers. In business, you always stay neutral on religion and politics Unless it ruins a financial contract or income/revenue. If they would have asked him about do you like the Islamic books, Buddhist books, he would have said, they are equally good and his favorite cause he knows that he has investors and business dealings that aren't Christian. Even when he said the thing about Mexicans, he had to add the word "I assume some are good people" is the weak trade off because he was focusing on a tiny percentage of Mexican CEO's that he knows with the "some". it's always a dog whistle and business move.

    • @spinjennies
      @spinjennies Рік тому +22

      @@lovethieves1383 No. He's just a liar and a grifter and got caught.

    • @djblack1204
      @djblack1204 Рік тому +2

      Very concise that he doesn’t know the buybull!

  • @Aphex217Twin
    @Aphex217Twin 4 роки тому +303

    He should have quoted Matthew 19:24! For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, then it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

    • @enriquem240
      @enriquem240 4 роки тому +21

      That suits him like a ring... he would say: but I have so much money to buy the key to that door. Lol

    • @abed_gambino0946
      @abed_gambino0946 4 роки тому +2

      Amen

    • @kylekozak3033
      @kylekozak3033 4 роки тому +13

      It doesn't matter if you're rich or not. What matters is that you have asked Jesus to forgive you of your sins and save you. That is why He died on the cross and shed his blood in order to take the ultimate sacrifice and take our penalty for OUR sins. Thank God, who sent his son to do that.

    • @manny2386
      @manny2386 4 роки тому +14

      @@kylekozak3033 Huh I don't think it's as easy as that man lmao, those Cartel guys in Mexico believe in Jesus Mary and all those biblical figures heck they even go to church every Sunday but skin people alive and commit the most grotesque crimes imaginble and still get to go to heaven because they recognize Jesus as their lord and savior??

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 3 роки тому

      Jason Smith They go to purgatory first and God judges them there. Their faith may save them but they will likely spend a long time repenting and healing in purgatory.

  • @High_Tier_Human_1
    @High_Tier_Human_1 2 місяці тому +2

    I got one: “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves”

  • @TheSanityX
    @TheSanityX 4 роки тому +851

    "Are you an old testament guy or a new testament guy?"
    "UuhhH... Yes?"
    Trump in his head: "Hehehe.. nailed it"

  • @GiantSandles
    @GiantSandles 5 років тому +172

    The other guy was offering him a way out of that so it looks less bad and he still says “yeah, I like both testaments equally, they’re really terrific testaments”

    • @craigsmith157
      @craigsmith157 5 років тому +4

      😲🤪

    • @niello5944
      @niello5944 4 роки тому +24

      I'm a non-religious person living in a Buddhist country and never actually read the Bible...and even I know saying he like the new testament would have been the wiser choice...

    • @ellamarsters8791
      @ellamarsters8791 4 роки тому +30

      That's really Trump in a nutshell. Someone gives you an out? Fuck that shit, pick option three and make everything worse for yourself.

    • @armandoc.3150
      @armandoc.3150 4 роки тому +1

      @@niello5944 hahahahahaha I love you.

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 4 роки тому +10

      @@ellamarsters8791 He picks the best options. Beautiful options. Some very fine people are saying it.

  • @benstark4578
    @benstark4578 3 роки тому +115

    He’s just doing whatever appeases his voting block the most, and then they’ll defend him because he’s “fighting for them”

    • @Faun471
      @Faun471 3 роки тому +11

      To be fair, every politician does that. I don't like trump nor do I like biden. But you can't just say insinuate that Trump is the only guy that does this.

    • @smith9808
      @smith9808 3 роки тому +5

      Obama + Biden + Hillary - 2008 - “I don’t support Gay marriage”
      Every politician does it and they defend them.

    • @heathergreen4184
      @heathergreen4184 2 роки тому +2

      @@smith9808 absolutely true, although in this situation he’s violating a Christian tenet by NOT sharing the faith he claims to embrace. Christian’s are commanded to share the gospel, and for him to pass up that opportunity is tantamount to condemning people. (Daughter of a southern Baptist minister…if you have a platform, you’re supposed to use it) Having said that, yes…. Just one more shady politician.

    • @AngkarYearZero
      @AngkarYearZero 3 місяці тому

      This is actually a good thing. Politicians are supposed to represent the people. The fact someone as powerful and self-centered as Trump has to lie about being religious shows it's a decent system. The alternative is a system where someone like Trump can do whatever they want, like in Russia.

  • @chrisaultman1
    @chrisaultman1 2 місяці тому +30

    And STILL the Messiah for Christians. Unreal.

    • @anthony1289
      @anthony1289 2 місяці тому +7

      It’s not that they necessarily agree on religion. They just like how he treats ppl they dont like.

    • @rayboston8737
      @rayboston8737 2 місяці тому

      @@anthony1289 absolutely, he hates the people they hate!
      Fascism is inches away here in 2024!
      I'm in Canada same thing but Pollieve is smarter than Trump!

    • @robertwhittaker-w2v
      @robertwhittaker-w2v 2 місяці тому

      @@chrisaultman1 his not the messiah his a very naughty boy...famous quote from the real messiahs mom

    • @thegrunbeld6876
      @thegrunbeld6876 2 місяці тому

      Seems to me Trump and Biden are both two sides of the same coin. They're minions of the same evil overlord.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 4 роки тому +547

    Evangelicals: “Welp, he checks out!”

    • @colegest9742
      @colegest9742 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @bunkerputt
      @bunkerputt 4 роки тому +1

      Liberals: "Oh it's the science you say? Well then it checks out."

    • @CCJJ160Channels
      @CCJJ160Channels 4 роки тому +44

      bunkerputt - Conservatives: “Oh, it’s on the internet, my Facebook page or QAnon? Welp, then it checks out!”

    • @enlighteneddopamine9184
      @enlighteneddopamine9184 4 роки тому +11

      bunkerputt You’re fake news

    • @alberteddy4437
      @alberteddy4437 4 роки тому +15

      bunkerputt Republicans don’t believe in science until they get sick. Once they get sick, then they run to science (doctors) for the cure.🙄

  • @the.mickey.show_4
    @the.mickey.show_4 4 роки тому +84

    “I met the the author, Jehovah Witness” he’s a good guy.

  • @SalahEd25
    @SalahEd25 3 роки тому +221

    "I think the whole bible is incredible" I don't know why this was to me the funniest thing he said 😂

    • @Les445
      @Les445 3 роки тому +10

      I've read all these comments and I can't stop laughing.

    • @atheistNalabama
      @atheistNalabama 3 роки тому +22

      To be fair, that's probably the truest statement to come out of his mouth. The bible is very incredible, as in "impossible to believe"

    • @wim_rr
      @wim_rr 3 роки тому +5

      @@atheistNalabama Ha, exactly, in the truest meaning of the word. “Not believable.”

    • @jesusnthedaisychain
      @jesusnthedaisychain 2 роки тому +1

      Numbers is a real page turner.

    • @Trip_Fontaine
      @Trip_Fontaine Рік тому +8

      He's like a kid doing a book report on a book he didn't read:
      Teacher: "Who was your favorite character in the book?"
      Student: "Well, I just thought all the characters were great."

  • @masterfreeze1054
    @masterfreeze1054 3 місяці тому +14

    "uh probably.....equal" yeah he has no idea what he is talking about

    • @Gawd_Ish
      @Gawd_Ish 2 місяці тому

      But can still read ,write and spell better than you and joe Biden and is about to win this election

  • @aaronjames3228
    @aaronjames3228 3 роки тому +75

    The way he evaded that question. I'd be willing to get he's never read it.

    • @nick1834
      @nick1834 3 роки тому +1

      @@ibbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did you make a typo too? 😂 you edited moron

    • @ibbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @ibbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому

      @@nick1834 just because you edit something doesn’t mean it’s a typo you fucking dumbass. Get a brain.

    • @nick1834
      @nick1834 3 роки тому

      @@ibbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy no u

    • @markusmitteregger8484
      @markusmitteregger8484 2 місяці тому

      Not even one sentence lmfao

  • @majesticmo
    @majesticmo 4 роки тому +354

    No president in history has cared more about the Bible than me.

    • @AK-de7jn
      @AK-de7jn 4 роки тому

      Spot on

    • @gremsta
      @gremsta 4 роки тому +15

      No President in the history of Presidents has done more for the Bible than me...

    • @psycholadfitness
      @psycholadfitness 4 роки тому

      @@gremsta 😂😂😂

    • @hirendrall7215
      @hirendrall7215 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @allme2547
    @allme2547 4 роки тому +118

    Ok a few criticisms here. 1) If you find the subject matter too personal to discuss... why go out of your way to tell people it's your favorite book?
    I find that most people who keep mentioning their favorite movie, book, or song are usually excited to discuss it.
    2) If you're going to repeatedly lie about not just having read a book but say it's your favorite... why not at least have a phrase/quote memorized?
    In either case you're being stupid.

    • @dane21dc
      @dane21dc 3 роки тому +5

      You know the answer, It’s cos he’s lying. And the line about it being personal was obviously fed to him by advisors as an easy out if he was ever put on the spot. For someone who lies as much as he does, he’s terrible at being convincing liar

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 3 роки тому +1

      I like the novel 1984 but I can't quote anything from it

    • @primeirrational
      @primeirrational 3 роки тому +1

      @@PhantomAyz I hope you know the difference between quoting a religious text versus memorizing lines from your favorite novel?

    • @Johnnythefirst
      @Johnnythefirst 3 роки тому +1

      @@PhantomAyz You can at least say which part you liked most right...?

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 3 роки тому +1

      @@Johnnythefirst Oh yeah I like the part where Winston Smith (the protagonist) is getting tortured in the end. I remember the torturer saying something like their government is like stomping human race with a boot forever. You know that novel?

  • @CgGoil
    @CgGoil 2 місяці тому +8

    I am from Denmark, and i am still not 100% convinced that he isnt doing a sketch. I mean, it always looks like he is a acting in a sitcom or something.

    • @thegrunbeld6876
      @thegrunbeld6876 2 місяці тому +1

      Same to me too. And he's so damn good at it!

  • @jayanths1221
    @jayanths1221 4 роки тому +212

    He's pretty much pissing on his vast Christian voter demographic without even giving them the courtesy of calling it rain.

    • @jacopoarrigoni4274
      @jacopoarrigoni4274 4 роки тому +9

      They don't care, they just hate gays.

    • @leehawes8073
      @leehawes8073 4 роки тому +2

      Just shows how brainless you Left/Dems are to write insulting comments, why don't you grow up and get real? Trump 2020 You can cry your eyes out then. The Dems have never recovered from the last election and they will continue to fall apart next time also

    • @jayanths1221
      @jayanths1221 4 роки тому +27

      @@leehawes8073 This isn't an insult, it's the sad reality you're living in.

    • @leehawes8073
      @leehawes8073 4 роки тому

      @@jayanths1221 B S You are full of it

    • @sergtheflurge245
      @sergtheflurge245 4 роки тому +18

      Lee Hawes you’re never going to see through trumps bullshit because he and Fox News got to your head. Think for yourself for once and get off Fox News and those Qanon forums. And no I’m not a democrat.

  • @ryantinloy4965
    @ryantinloy4965 5 років тому +150

    Bet he doesn't even know the difference between the old and new testaments.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 5 років тому +9

      Ryan Tin Loy
      That’s not much of a gamble ...

    • @bryanmurrayvideo2513
      @bryanmurrayvideo2513 5 років тому +35

      Sure he does! One is OLD, and the other one is NEW.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 5 років тому +2

      Bryan Murray
      LOL ... indeed

    • @GuerillahTacT1kz
      @GuerillahTacT1kz 4 роки тому +4

      He doesn't that's why when they asked him if he were a new or old testament guy he says: i like them both equally!

    • @hokemoseley2934
      @hokemoseley2934 4 роки тому +1

      @@GuerillahTacT1kz he also said The Art of the Deal is his second favorite book which suggests that he doesn't even know that the old and new testaments are separate books.

  • @blacknoir1024
    @blacknoir1024 4 роки тому +195

    His superpower is lying with a perfect poker face without getting uncomfortable

    • @Hillberty224
      @Hillberty224 4 роки тому +30

      I think he has a perfect poker face because he is always lying so its just the constant state of his face, we just dont know any better

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 4 роки тому

      i got to say he perfected that lying with a straight face.

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 4 роки тому +1

      BlackNoir actually by how he saying it, he seems like lying

    • @skygeek5847
      @skygeek5847 4 роки тому +1

      Bidens super power is making teenage girls feel uncomfortable.
      Harris's super power is doing whatever it takes to gain power

    • @AmosMosesJr
      @AmosMosesJr 4 роки тому

      Comes with being a narcissist.

  • @DelosFive
    @DelosFive 3 роки тому +4

    When asked which is better, old or new... "Erm... both". If people can't see through this scammery, you deserve him.

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 5 років тому +93

    This is 100% Accidental Partridge. Reminds me of " Name your favourite Beatles album.." "..Um..i'd have to say The Best Of The Beatles. "

    • @alejandramestre2526
      @alejandramestre2526 5 років тому +2

      David Oakes hahahaha!

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 4 роки тому +1

      Who's Moses? He's only the prophet Jesus could have been.

  • @AidanChinSungLing
    @AidanChinSungLing 4 роки тому +310

    This is my dog when I ask if he ate the cookies on the table.
    “Donny, did you eat the cookies?”
    Donny: “I don’t want to get into the specifics, the cookies mean a lot to me, the cookies are incredible but I don’t want to get into the specifics”
    “Donny, which cookie is your favorite?”
    Donny: “Probablyyyy... equal, I think they are incredible, my second favorite food of all time, but it is something very special”

    • @redlightgaming6444
      @redlightgaming6444 4 роки тому +11

      Thanks for having the patience to sum this up in a funny ridiculous fact. I don’t know how anybody can look at his face KNOWING he’s lying straight to yours.

    • @chrisjohnson8907
      @chrisjohnson8907 4 роки тому +2

      Hilarious yeeeeaaahhh. Wow, I love it

  • @albertod6770
    @albertod6770 4 роки тому +303

    Trump - “I don’t want to get into it, because I know jack about the Bible”. Hahahahaha!!

    • @pietromerendino2157
      @pietromerendino2157 4 роки тому

      He can't Reed he looks at the picture like a 3 year old kid e bible has no pictures simple

    • @paulsmallriver6066
      @paulsmallriver6066 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, the Book of Jack

    • @ahminvestor7371
      @ahminvestor7371 4 роки тому

      I assume this might be his favorite verse:
      . Exodus 31:15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever does any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

  • @evanmeirweber
    @evanmeirweber 2 місяці тому +3

    "Probably... equal"
    this man is nothing but projection

  • @scharlesworth93
    @scharlesworth93 5 років тому +63

    The guy was so optimistic, asking for one OR TWO verses!

  • @Trucho001
    @Trucho001 4 роки тому +99

    He deserves the “Noble” prize for being the best con man in history.

    • @mrt.r.ublue.bloodz8389
      @mrt.r.ublue.bloodz8389 4 роки тому

      are you crazy😂😂😂😂

    • @toastedtarts4044
      @toastedtarts4044 4 роки тому +3

      I think there’s a good chance that no one’s fooled.

    • @Mr_Elusive763
      @Mr_Elusive763 4 роки тому +8

      He's not the best con man. Anybody with a couple working neurons can see right through him it's just that there's a lot of idiots out there.

    • @Trucho001
      @Trucho001 4 роки тому +2

      Chris harris, I stand by your correction.

    • @surajpatil7242
      @surajpatil7242 4 роки тому

      More of a wheeler dealer

  • @jeffreyfletcher1780
    @jeffreyfletcher1780 4 роки тому +117

    Interviewer: "....Well, I mean you must've enjoyed the part where Frodo put on the ring and turned invisible?"
    Donny: ".....Again--it's very personal for me, but yes that is one of my favorite parts. But that's all I'll tell you because it's very personal. It's my favorite book and so very personal."

    • @damone70
      @damone70 4 роки тому +3

      Oh shit... that killed me. Ahahahaha

    • @peachesb-georgia1125
      @peachesb-georgia1125 4 роки тому +1

      Jeffrey... you are funny... he wouldn't know the difference...

    • @Scurvebeard
      @Scurvebeard 4 роки тому

      He did pretty nearly that when asked about his favorite author, some decades ago.

    • @eneal2056
      @eneal2056 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha

    • @SamChoreographer
      @SamChoreographer 4 роки тому +1

      right amount of repeating nice job

  • @missycitty9478
    @missycitty9478 Місяць тому +5

    He makes me physically ill.

    • @AndrewK209
      @AndrewK209 Місяць тому +1

      Yes it's because you have Trump Derangement Syndrome you should probably get that looked at

  • @isaacherrera8859
    @isaacherrera8859 4 роки тому +177

    Reporter: what is Gods sons name:
    Trump: eeehhh not important I’d rather not get into it next question

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 4 роки тому +16

      Trump's response: It's a beautiful name but I don't know much about.

    • @Arosado1214
      @Arosado1214 4 роки тому +16

      Trumps response: I dont think that's a fair question, I dont know the guy, I've never met him. That's a rude rude question, you're a nasty person you know that(storms off)

    • @michaelbrickley2443
      @michaelbrickley2443 4 роки тому +2

      Alfredo Rosado, you must be reading my mind or maybe it’s great minds think alike

    • @AnubisXII
      @AnubisXII 4 роки тому +1

      @Gh0st Flow
      Wouldn't it be The Thing Junior? Or... Son of Thing? Little Thingy? King Thing?

  • @capixabasportv
    @capixabasportv 4 роки тому +35

    “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."

  • @quiqui6178
    @quiqui6178 3 роки тому +262

    “Old Testament guy or new testament guy”
    Trump : tbh the middle testament is nice, it doesn’t get talked about

    • @pedrojesantos
      @pedrojesantos 3 роки тому +2

      indeed, it doesn't ahahahah

    • @smithskier70
      @smithskier70 3 роки тому +7

      Trump: It’s a hoax. There is a middle testament but the deep state has been hiding it from us all along. Rise up and fight for your right to see the middle testament!

  • @ElioraYona
    @ElioraYona 28 днів тому +3

    Lol what a true politician! He has absolutely nothing to say about the Bible bc he doesn't know anything about it! 🤣

  • @emcee009
    @emcee009 4 роки тому +37

    Mark 16:15 "And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation."
    Trump 2019 " I wouldn't wanna get into it, because to me that's very personal."

    • @Shirleyhayes68
      @Shirleyhayes68 4 роки тому +3

      John 3:16 most important verse ever

    • @SamtheHumble
      @SamtheHumble 4 роки тому

      Be brave brothers the hour is at hand, when the true believers will be hated. Praise Jesus!

  • @malachiwarner5699
    @malachiwarner5699 4 роки тому +46

    0:19 he almost malfunctioned over naming a Bible verse.

  • @edawgrules
    @edawgrules 4 роки тому +100

    Of course he’s never read the Bible. If he even touched it, he would burst into flames.

    • @loosescrews2440
      @loosescrews2440 4 роки тому +13

      To keep it from bursting into flames he holds it upside down as for Lucifer

    • @eneal2056
      @eneal2056 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @RomeOpalec
      @RomeOpalec 4 роки тому

      😂😭

  • @gamalielharris8066
    @gamalielharris8066 2 місяці тому +2

    That’s the irony, we’re supposed to as Christians spread the gospel, and now this “Christian” believes it’s too personal to share his favorite verse… WHAT A JOKE

  • @patrickcooper4571
    @patrickcooper4571 4 роки тому +29

    It's funny how he never answers a question directly and just goes around it.

    • @Nic-ye2yz
      @Nic-ye2yz 4 роки тому

      Professional bullshitter