Speedrunning Wii Sports Resort shattered all my future athletic dreams
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2024
- So today, I decided to speedrun Wii Sports Resort. Unfortunately, I did not realize how detrimental that would be to my mental health. Every single one of my opponents tried to decimate me. I mean, to be fair, I also called them some pretty... brutal names. But it was also brutally honest! So I'm pretty sure it cancels it out. Anyway, speedrunning Wii Sport Resort table tennis and swordplay is something I will not forget any time soon, if not just for the face that it shattered all my future athletic dreams.
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this video once again confirms my suspicion that Wii Sports brings out the worst in everyone
you know, you aren't wrong
---> poofesure
Nintendo games in general bring out the worst in people. Mariokart, Smash Bros, Mario Party, etc
When I'm playing with others, usually my evil shines through. show no mercy to your enemies
Especially in poofesure💀💀
Alternate title:
man insults in game NPC’s looks while beating them in weird sports
Haha, honestly I was considering a title like this too
@@EazySpeezy lol 😂
Tbh who didn’t make that one mii XD
How’s it a weird sport?
@@EazySpeezy 🤣
wii sports, a game that turns happy fun loving people into murderous psychopats in a blink of an eye.
It is a nice game all things considered.
Yes a wonderful game for the whole family!
@@EazySpeezy the best game for the children, sociopaths and murderers!
Oof
*cough* Poofesure *cough*
”she might have massive brain damage but that doesnt matter because i won”
"Doc... is there any treatment?"
"Yes, just get beaten by EazySpeezy in Wii Sports"
I feel like this would fit perfectly with one single line:
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this.”
I like how he didn’t even notice that the old lady’s name was “Yoshi”
She was also wearing green, coincidence i think not.
Where is the saddle and her owner?
@@MonosodiumGlutamate no bdsm gear on the table of tennis
Yah
But when I play
"they're not good at this game"
**immediately chokes**
hahaha I try okay
imma need some sauce for your pfp
@@thdfx2849 not even i know dude
He never said he was good at the game though...
@@yuugiiy so good no one asked for the sauce.
Eazyspeezy exsposing his real self by roasting everybody in 13mins and 11 secs
Hey, I was just offering some *friendly* banter
@@EazySpeezy you ight be able to submit as a new sub category :)
*Remembers Poofesure yelling at table tennis*
*Gets instant headache*
Has the headache come back with his recent table tennis videos?
ELISA
He also talked about beef boss
@@alpha-pathetic4168 Yes, lol. His anger makes me giggle than that headache comes back xD
it's so funny seeing you just roast the shit outta these poor miis while destroying them in table tennis and sword fighting
they deserve it
I don’t see any saves in this speed run, I believe this is fully optimized.
exactly! I just did everything right
The Wii motion controls make it better
true
@@plorby brother
@@TempYard brother
other speedrunners:
good split, ah could ve gone faster, etc
this guy:
look at his eyes! look at his nose!
I’m not sure why I laughed at Tyrone’s face photoshopped onto an army guy
The whole video is freaking hilarious when you realize he’s literally standing there with a Wii remote, and a hard focused face, beating the crap outa miis
"okay, i hit an old lady in the head four times, she might have massive brain damage, but that doesn't matter because i won the duel"
Dude, ur so underrated! Ur videos are so good! Keep it up man!
thank you so much! That means a lot
I bet you can’t speed run beating Matt at all sports....
Matt is a superior being
@@ciara9522 matt is a chump I can WRECK him in swordplay
@@grasseater do not speak slander against the supreme one
@@1icedcoffee277 WR kinda does not care which difficulty of mii they are fighting headhits are just anihilating everyone
I feel so bad for Ursula, she’s just here to have fun and he tells her how useless of a man she is 💀
The flashbacks of swordplay of stunning then aggressively swinging with no idea and hoping to win all the time.
Challenge: Speedrun All Sports in Wii Sports Resort
Edit: November 25, 2020 wow 207 likes, the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys!
definitely something I want to do
@@EazySpeezy Alright, I Like your Spirit
@@EazySpeezy do it
That would be sick
If you do it good luck on the basketball
Speedrun getting all the ‘i’ s in the airplane mode.
Honestly I like this idea. It was my favourite mode.
I love this idea
There was always one you ended up missing!
"has experienced depressing things in her life and table tennis is her only way to eacape them"
sounds just like me
3:11 I love this unintentional mix of the 2 phrases "adds insult to injury" and "puts (or rubs) salt in the wound" lol, I'm gonna have to steal it! "It kinda just adds salt to the injury" 🤣
That was a flawless insult miis% run
"Now it's time for swordplay."
why does that sound so suggestive to me-
*swordplay* ... 🤨
11:41 is the funnies shit I’ve seen al day
I love how this video OF ALL THE VIDEOS is the maximum-confidence run. The Mii roasts are incredible haha
“Why are there so many murderers in Wii Sports Resort?!”
Same reason why golf invokes the most anger in folks 👀
i love how this guy doesent speed run these games to get a wr, but because he enjoys doing it.
i don't see a lot of speedrunners that enjoy speedrunning like this guy.
I love your vids!!! You inspired me to start speed running!!!
That makes me really happy! I hope you enjoy speedrunning!
5:14
Yo! This man's a savage!
Jesus Christ, I’m just realizing we went to college together congrats on the channel growth hahahaha bro! Keep up the hard work
@Brett Hamilton hey James it’s me Zach from middle school
@Brett Hamilton good, went to prison
Hey its a stranger ya never met before.
@Brett Hamilton Money laundering
"How is this old lady so good at sword fighting"
Being good at sword fighting is generally how one becomes old.
"Weird man makes Mii fanfiction on the fly while playing sports"
Swordplay strategy I learned myself: When they block, don’t hit vertically. It obviously loses time but if you hit the way they’re blocking, it hits. You can also block vertically to avoid their hits. Don’t try and hit rapidly because chances are they’re gonna block but once they lose their guard/are at the edge, go batshit crazy.
5:30 Tyrone is basically Soldier from TF2.
remember when we were kids and tried to get the ping pong ball into the pool?
No?? Just me?
I did that literally 2 days ago 😂
I always did that until I realized I could hit them in the face then it became on and off me being a psychopath and trying to murder everyone with tennis balls
The commentary in this one is definitely one of the most entertaining ones you've done.
“This dude looks like he goes to high schools and tries to recruit kids to the Army” 😂😂😂
I just love how he absolutely roasts all of the miis
Would take TON more of this content!!!
The commentary progressively becomes more and more aggressive, I love it
I loved the commentary!!!
I ~thoroughly~ enjoyed the reference to beef boss
3:12
Fusion of "salt to the wound" and "insult to injury"
No cap this is one of the funniest videos you’ve made
Table tennis guy with wide eyes low-key has my brows lol
Also love the roasts 😭 So few speed runners offer a side dish of comedy with their skills!
IDK how, but Eazy's Wii Sports commentary is the funniest ever
i have been laughing so hard with this video
Ngl i dont even care for speedruns, but the commentary is ... chefs kiss
A strat with sword fighting is swiping at their feet by purring ur wii remote down to abt ur waist. Its rly hard to block and you can really quickly get hits on them
Thanks for bringing back my childhood speezy
its nice to know that im not the only one who's favorite minigames are table tennis and swordsplay.
The table tennis commentary is hilarious
epic bgm, some other videos of yours felt a little quiet in comparison
Keep up the epic work
Thanks, will do!
EasySpeezy: *performs a backhand*
Also EasySpeezy when the ball goes out of bounds even though it was obvious it would've happened if he kept backhanding: *surprised Pikachu face*
ur so close to 1 mil!!!
Never thought Id have fun watching someone speed run games
I love the Poofesure shoutout
this man is a god
This makes me want to speedrun table tennis myself 😂
do a whole wii sports speed run 100%. Cheers mate!
I’ve never been interested in speedruns but I love yours
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy
3:03 This guys eyes are so far apart they need seperate clocks
One thing I realized on my old wii is that in swordplay you can just hold your hand straight out, do this 2cm wide wiggle as if you had a small seizure and it would brutally grind the cpu off the cliff because it counted it as multiple hits per second xd
Eazyspeezy: You can't defeat me
Npcs: We know but he can
*Matt appears*
As always, great video :)
Thank you!
I swear as a Wii sports main, the tennis part is so accurate.
ayyyy early squad!!! love your videos, dude!
Thank you so much!
9:14 What did Greg do to you 😂😂
My man is a Poofesure fan. I approve 👍
Please do wakeboarding! Honestly I'd love to see all the sports but wakeboarding is my favorite! Also I love this game too
good to know! I'll check it out
I literally have this and Lucia keeps me up at night, it's not possible
10:55 when the Main character has a flashback
You should speedrun Swordplay Showdown, def the best mode.
I played both table tennis and the sword game on wii sports sm when i was younger so during the sword bit i was internally going “hit them from a downwards angle when they vertical block! It’ll break it!”
When she hit him and he decided enough was enough and pummeled that old ladies head named yoshi I friggen died! 11:40
Yoshi: (hits Speezy while he had a block up)
Speexy, about to make scrambled brains: "So you have chosen... death."
You Deadass hit that old lady with the ashina double
Mii games and Papa Louie games have similar yet opposite vibes and both are exceptionally enjoyable
I definitely have to agree haha
Dude, the champion of Table Tennis is actually insane. I've only beaten Lucia twice, and she haunts my dreams
I’d love a speed run of swordplay showdown!!
Nice to see more people trying this
Thanks Matt from Wii Sports
I see you too return the ball when the opponent already got it out. I thought I was just weird for wanting to keep the ball in play
I'd like to see a speedrun of the rest. Or mariokart wii because that's my favorite game of all time.
This game is my childhood lol
The best strategy for duel: make your hand have a stroke
8:03 the voice crack
Can you try to Speedrun Wii Fit? I'm not sure if it is a Speedrun game but if it is the results may be phenomenal
11:40 bonk bonk bonk bonk
Oh my gosh please do more wii sports
Tommy pops up
Poofessor : ITS HIM!
Alternate speedrun strategy for the swordplay: put on the wrist strap and just spin the Wiimote by the strap. Instant destruction.
10:29 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Yasss, this is my favorite game!!!!!!
I loved swordplay and Frisbee dog
wii sports gamer moment
I used to love playing this game at my Grandparents' house, but then it got scratched a bit too much, and I never ended up getting a chance to play it again.
me: ping-pong
Eazy an intelectual: table tennis
“i probably shouldn’t be insulting these people as i beat them in table tennis”
* absolutely destroys the mii’s life the next game *
I’m happy this game is my favourite on the wii