The whole video is freaking hilarious when you realize he’s literally standing there with a Wii remote, and a hard focused face, beating the crap outa miis
Swordplay strategy I learned myself: When they block, don’t hit vertically. It obviously loses time but if you hit the way they’re blocking, it hits. You can also block vertically to avoid their hits. Don’t try and hit rapidly because chances are they’re gonna block but once they lose their guard/are at the edge, go batshit crazy.
3:11 I love this unintentional mix of the 2 phrases "adds insult to injury" and "puts (or rubs) salt in the wound" lol, I'm gonna have to steal it! "It kinda just adds salt to the injury" 🤣
i love how this guy doesent speed run these games to get a wr, but because he enjoys doing it. i don't see a lot of speedrunners that enjoy speedrunning like this guy.
I always did that until I realized I could hit them in the face then it became on and off me being a psychopath and trying to murder everyone with tennis balls
EasySpeezy: *performs a backhand* Also EasySpeezy when the ball goes out of bounds even though it was obvious it would've happened if he kept backhanding: *surprised Pikachu face*
A strat with sword fighting is swiping at their feet by purring ur wii remote down to abt ur waist. Its rly hard to block and you can really quickly get hits on them
The chaotic evolution of EazySpeezy: This video: I would disown my mom if she played that bad, I’m just kidding I wouldn’t I love you mom Wii basketball video: _disowns sister twice_
“shoutout to the girl in the back with a mustache” I love how Eazy still respected mii and treated her as a girl even tho she had a mustache. idk it made me feel really safe as a person who is trans
One thing I realized on my old wii is that in swordplay you can just hold your hand straight out, do this 2cm wide wiggle as if you had a small seizure and it would brutally grind the cpu off the cliff because it counted it as multiple hits per second xd
this video once again confirms my suspicion that Wii Sports brings out the worst in everyone
you know, you aren't wrong
---> poofesure
Nintendo games in general bring out the worst in people. Mariokart, Smash Bros, Mario Party, etc
When I'm playing with others, usually my evil shines through. show no mercy to your enemies
Especially in poofesure💀💀
Alternate title:
man insults in game NPC’s looks while beating them in weird sports
Haha, honestly I was considering a title like this too
@@EazySpeezy lol 😂
Tbh who didn’t make that one mii XD
How’s it a weird sport?
@@EazySpeezy 🤣
”she might have massive brain damage but that doesnt matter because i won”
"Doc... is there any treatment?"
"Yes, just get beaten by EazySpeezy in Wii Sports"
I feel like this would fit perfectly with one single line:
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this.”
wii sports, a game that turns happy fun loving people into murderous psychopats in a blink of an eye.
It is a nice game all things considered.
Yes a wonderful game for the whole family!
@@EazySpeezy the best game for the children, sociopaths and murderers!
Oof
*cough* Poofesure *cough*
Eazyspeezy exsposing his real self by roasting everybody in 13mins and 11 secs
Hey, I was just offering some *friendly* banter
@@EazySpeezy you ight be able to submit as a new sub category :)
"they're not good at this game"
**immediately chokes**
hahaha I try okay
imma need some sauce for your pfp
@@thdfx2849 not even i know dude
He never said he was good at the game though...
@@yuugiiy so good no one asked for the sauce.
I like how he didn’t even notice that the old lady’s name was “Yoshi”
She was also wearing green, coincidence i think not.
Where is the saddle and her owner?
@@MonosodiumGlutamate no bdsm gear on the table of tennis
Yah
But when I play
*Remembers Poofesure yelling at table tennis*
*Gets instant headache*
Has the headache come back with his recent table tennis videos?
ELISA
He also talked about beef boss
@@alpha-pathetic4168 Yes, lol. His anger makes me giggle than that headache comes back xD
it's so funny seeing you just roast the shit outta these poor miis while destroying them in table tennis and sword fighting
they deserve it
I don’t see any saves in this speed run, I believe this is fully optimized.
exactly! I just did everything right
The Wii motion controls make it better
true
@@plorby brother
@@TempYard brother
I’m not sure why I laughed at Tyrone’s face photoshopped onto an army guy
other speedrunners:
good split, ah could ve gone faster, etc
this guy:
look at his eyes! look at his nose!
Dude, ur so underrated! Ur videos are so good! Keep it up man!
thank you so much! That means a lot
"okay, i hit an old lady in the head four times, she might have massive brain damage, but that doesn't matter because i won the duel"
The whole video is freaking hilarious when you realize he’s literally standing there with a Wii remote, and a hard focused face, beating the crap outa miis
I bet you can’t speed run beating Matt at all sports....
Matt is a superior being
@@ciara9522 matt is a chump I can WRECK him in swordplay
@@grasseater do not speak slander against the supreme one
@@1icedcoffee277 WR kinda does not care which difficulty of mii they are fighting headhits are just anihilating everyone
Challenge: Speedrun All Sports in Wii Sports Resort
Edit: November 25, 2020 wow 207 likes, the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys!
definitely something I want to do
@@EazySpeezy Alright, I Like your Spirit
@@EazySpeezy do it
That would be sick
If you do it good luck on the basketball
Swordplay strategy I learned myself: When they block, don’t hit vertically. It obviously loses time but if you hit the way they’re blocking, it hits. You can also block vertically to avoid their hits. Don’t try and hit rapidly because chances are they’re gonna block but once they lose their guard/are at the edge, go batshit crazy.
5:30 Tyrone is basically Soldier from TF2.
5:14
Yo! This man's a savage!
Ngl i dont even care for speedruns, but the commentary is ... chefs kiss
3:03 This guys eyes are so far apart they need seperate clocks
3:11 I love this unintentional mix of the 2 phrases "adds insult to injury" and "puts (or rubs) salt in the wound" lol, I'm gonna have to steal it! "It kinda just adds salt to the injury" 🤣
The flashbacks of swordplay of stunning then aggressively swinging with no idea and hoping to win all the time.
Jesus Christ, I’m just realizing we went to college together congrats on the channel growth hahahaha bro! Keep up the hard work
@Brett Hamilton hey James it’s me Zach from middle school
@Brett Hamilton good, went to prison
Hey its a stranger ya never met before.
@Brett Hamilton Money laundering
I love your vids!!! You inspired me to start speed running!!!
That makes me really happy! I hope you enjoy speedrunning!
9:14 What did Greg do to you 😂😂
Speedrun getting all the ‘i’ s in the airplane mode.
Honestly I like this idea. It was my favourite mode.
I love this idea
There was always one you ended up missing!
I feel so bad for Ursula, she’s just here to have fun and he tells her how useless of a man she is 💀
"has experienced depressing things in her life and table tennis is her only way to eacape them"
sounds just like me
i love how this guy doesent speed run these games to get a wr, but because he enjoys doing it.
i don't see a lot of speedrunners that enjoy speedrunning like this guy.
That was a flawless insult miis% run
“Why are there so many murderers in Wii Sports Resort?!”
Same reason why golf invokes the most anger in folks 👀
"Now it's time for swordplay."
why does that sound so suggestive to me-
*swordplay* ... 🤨
"How is this old lady so good at sword fighting"
Being good at sword fighting is generally how one becomes old.
11:41 is the funnies shit I’ve seen al day
"Weird man makes Mii fanfiction on the fly while playing sports"
remember when we were kids and tried to get the ping pong ball into the pool?
No?? Just me?
I did that literally 2 days ago 😂
I always did that until I realized I could hit them in the face then it became on and off me being a psychopath and trying to murder everyone with tennis balls
I love how this video OF ALL THE VIDEOS is the maximum-confidence run. The Mii roasts are incredible haha
The commentary progressively becomes more and more aggressive, I love it
“This dude looks like he goes to high schools and tries to recruit kids to the Army” 😂😂😂
I just love how he absolutely roasts all of the miis
3:12
Fusion of "salt to the wound" and "insult to injury"
11:41, he got so fed up of not winning he had to wack them in the head to win! 😂😂
The commentary in this one is definitely one of the most entertaining ones you've done.
IDK how, but Eazy's Wii Sports commentary is the funniest ever
I ~thoroughly~ enjoyed the reference to beef boss
11:40 bonk bonk bonk bonk
When she hit him and he decided enough was enough and pummeled that old ladies head named yoshi I friggen died! 11:40
The table tennis commentary is hilarious
EasySpeezy: *performs a backhand*
Also EasySpeezy when the ball goes out of bounds even though it was obvious it would've happened if he kept backhanding: *surprised Pikachu face*
No cap this is one of the funniest videos you’ve made
ayyyy early squad!!! love your videos, dude!
Thank you so much!
Would take TON more of this content!!!
Yoshi: (hits Speezy while he had a block up)
Speexy, about to make scrambled brains: "So you have chosen... death."
A strat with sword fighting is swiping at their feet by purring ur wii remote down to abt ur waist. Its rly hard to block and you can really quickly get hits on them
Eazyspeezy: You can't defeat me
Npcs: We know but he can
*Matt appears*
Strats in Swordplay? PFFFFF. RTgame knows how to do it.
Table tennis guy with wide eyes low-key has my brows lol
Also love the roasts 😭 So few speed runners offer a side dish of comedy with their skills!
epic bgm, some other videos of yours felt a little quiet in comparison
Keep up the epic work
Thanks, will do!
I loved the commentary!!!
Thanks for bringing back my childhood speezy
Mii games and Papa Louie games have similar yet opposite vibes and both are exceptionally enjoyable
I definitely have to agree haha
Never thought Id have fun watching someone speed run games
do a whole wii sports speed run 100%. Cheers mate!
My man is a Poofesure fan. I approve 👍
“i probably shouldn’t be insulting these people as i beat them in table tennis”
* absolutely destroys the mii’s life the next game *
The chaotic evolution of EazySpeezy:
This video: I would disown my mom if she played that bad, I’m just kidding I wouldn’t I love you mom
Wii basketball video: _disowns sister twice_
Please do wakeboarding! Honestly I'd love to see all the sports but wakeboarding is my favorite! Also I love this game too
good to know! I'll check it out
its nice to know that im not the only one who's favorite minigames are table tennis and swordsplay.
The best strategy for duel: make your hand have a stroke
Nice to see more people trying this
Thanks Matt from Wii Sports
I’ve never been interested in speedruns but I love yours
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy
I’m a table tennis player IRL, but I’m just not gonna comment everything wrong with the table tennis game....
What’s wrong with it you can tell me
Do it please, tell us
You should speedrun Swordplay Showdown, def the best mode.
Day 7 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Granny: Horror game
This mans talking about weird miis but if you slow it down around 7:00 he got some crazy ones
Alternate speedrun strategy for the swordplay: put on the wrist strap and just spin the Wiimote by the strap. Instant destruction.
10:55 when the Main character has a flashback
“shoutout to the girl in the back with a mustache”
I love how Eazy still respected mii and treated her as a girl even tho she had a mustache. idk it made me feel really safe as a person who is trans
No one asked
@@connorobrien4552 no one asked for your reply. if you don’t like something just ignore it. simple.
I see you too return the ball when the opponent already got it out. I thought I was just weird for wanting to keep the ball in play
The old lady is secretly the final boss of the game.
me: ping-pong
Eazy an intelectual: table tennis
Dude, the champion of Table Tennis is actually insane. I've only beaten Lucia twice, and she haunts my dreams
8:07 Uh, CallMeKevin literally just spun his remote with the safety strap at high speed and destroyed like 5 opponents in the span of 30 seconds.
Table tennis broke me, trying to beat the master gave me an actual mental breakdown.
Eazyspeezy is toxic towards angry miis on wii sports for 13:11
this man is a god
ur so close to 1 mil!!!
These miis rolling around makes this look like the dark souls of table tennis
One thing I realized on my old wii is that in swordplay you can just hold your hand straight out, do this 2cm wide wiggle as if you had a small seizure and it would brutally grind the cpu off the cliff because it counted it as multiple hits per second xd
5:10
He’s talking about facing all of these freaks yet doesn’t say a word about the monstrosity on the left
10:29 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Nobody gonna talk about how the old lady’s name was yoshi?
This game has ruined more friendships than it has created
i have been laughing so hard with this video
8:03 the voice crack
You Deadass hit that old lady with the ashina double
I love the Poofesure shoutout
Can you speed run the rest of the wii sports games like bowling and golf?