@@wizardwolf1020 wow, that's a really powerful way of putting it, and surprisingly accurate too. Also that scene is also extra sad now considering her actress's death last year.
I think this show does such an amazing job of presenting a dickbag character and peice by peice explaining how they got that way Mallory was a hard women not built for parenting and yet still she has those precious little moments of humanity and don't even get me started on Pam's progression thats how u develop a character this show was so good it fell off but still brilliant writing and just a show that was truly awesome..back when u had to wait for it and u couldn't wait for it to come on your TV.....Phrasing
@@gurt.yuri3378 well yes, vut only if you have proof that the parents are also allowing it. Otherwise It's just okay for 14 year old to have sex with people up to 18. And i bet no parent would allow someone who is way older than their child to have sex with them. It's stil prettx shitty tho
Season 2 was my favorite. Nearly every episode was top notch. My favorite single episode of all time is the Swamp Boat episode. Excellent dialogue in that one between Archer and Lana.
It was completely clear to me he wasn't Hitler. Reason being Hitler is mostly depicted in a military uniform. Young Archer was wearing "hat and tails". Chaplin character was a "bozo" yet dignified.
15:16 with Pam's "Who taught you how to punch your husband?" Always cracks me up. Definitely team Pam. And I love Barry's delivery at 20:18 of "Oh, for Jesus did you even try?!!!"
"No! I am not sharing a room with you." "No, I'm sharing it with _you_ and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens." "Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?"
Sage Ninja jerry hands down, at least cyril is self aware and competent enough to somewhat do his job, jerry is just completely without hope and is completely delusional about his behavior and how insignificant his pointless existence really is
Great compilation, although you cut out the best part of that one part where Ray was like "my mama always told me how much she loved me" and Mallory was like "yes and look how you turned out". There's a long pause and Ray goes "um... with high self esteem?"
@@Littlegoblinfatface why the hell would you watch a video titled best of archer season 2 if you dislike archer? stop wasting your time and watch something you like or whatever
Basically, she cares in the sense that he's her son and she has to but she doesn't like him or have much of a bond with him since she worked in espionage and rarely got to see him while he was growing up. (like in that one scene where she came back from some long mission and Sterling wouldn't go to her because he barely remembered her)
Lsd tends to make symptoms in schizphrenic patients stronger. Krieger gave Cheryl lsd, and she then takes it constantly during the following seasons, therefore crazy cheryl is explained by this.
actually surprised archer never hunted down barry and killed him. like i get they needed the plot but realistically its what archer would have done. and the dude infiltrated the KGB without trouble before so i see no reason he couldnt do it again.
I think its cus Katiya ended up with Barry and to keep her happy he didnt, but then they broke up so. I dont see why they didnt do anything else again over katiya after he woke up from a coma. Maybe cus she probably is the least selfish of them all and wont interfere with Archer and his daughters life, even silly as it sounds for them when Archer told her he wont endanger the relationship he was having with lana again for a short time
Marina The Octoling no when hes knocked out in the bathroom, pam tries to screw him, lana pulls her outta there, ray walks in and all you hear is his pants getting unzipped
“Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.”
“Prove it!”
“What’s to prove? It’s free labor.”
Malory: “Not that ass”
@@Goddrip23 Noone said it was awesome for the slaves
@@cruc1fye who cares they didn't have rites that's part of what was awesome about it
@@maximusgennaro5342 Wait no
@@maximusgennaro5342
Damn dude, hope you get reincarnated as factory farm food
“Emotions of love actually come from the brain”
“Yes, or LSD”
MY FRIEND ARTHUR!
Mine comes out of my penis...in sad, milky tears.
@@grinningintheirface2685 phrasing BOOM!
Cyril "That explains alot"
@@jeromebirth2693 "I THOUGHT THEY WERE BREATH STRIPS" Chyrl
"Krieger's a doctor."
"Not a *medical* doctor!"
"Not even the other kind..."
I have always wondered what did he mean by other kind.
@@racingfanz4762 Presumably the academic kind, as the only other kind is a timelord.
@@Lorgar64 TIMELORD KRIEGER!!!! What a series that would be!
Technically
CaptainAWESOME117 one of his best lines
“You can’t tattoo a baby!”
“That’s what the tattoo guy said, I had to slip him a hundred extra bucks.”
Bruh
"how about I pay someone $100 to throw.. acid in your face"
@@darlenebuck9912 ,
“I bet it costs more than that,..to buy acid trinette”
Malory assuring Sterling that he’s going to beat cancer is so wholesome, especially considering how she treated him as a child.
Malory: You survived having me as your parent, you’ll certainly survive this
Because fuck cancer
@@wizardwolf1020 wow, that's a really powerful way of putting it, and surprisingly accurate too.
Also that scene is also extra sad now considering her actress's death last year.
Nothing Malory says is wholesome. LOL
I think this show does such an amazing job of presenting a dickbag character and peice by peice explaining how they got that way Mallory was a hard women not built for parenting and yet still she has those precious little moments of humanity and don't even get me started on Pam's progression thats how u develop a character this show was so good it fell off but still brilliant writing and just a show that was truly awesome..back when u had to wait for it and u couldn't wait for it to come on your TV.....Phrasing
R.I.P Jessica Walter. A goddess of comedy.
💔💔💔 she was great!
May she rest easy...
@Rusty Shackleford keep in mind she didn't have favourites tho
Can't belive I found out through yt comments
I was looking forward to more seasons of archer too
This show has so many running gags that it will give Spongebob a run for it's money
Ever seen the show Get Smart? Around 20 or so just for the main character alone...
Not EVEN comparable...
*cough* arrested Development *cough*
and community
I think SpongeBob has them beat. Especially with how much the meme culture loves SpongeBob.
"dont try to do anything stupid..."
Archer:"i dont have to try..."
*awkward silence*
Archer:"shit ! whatever..."
" Berry is that how you get ants?yes other Berry,yes it is"
'Best of Archer" is like trying to choose a favorite child....
Right
which, spoiler alert, every parent secretly does
My parents didn't seem to find that last part too difficult
* *sad noises* *
Nathan Jubber 😂, same!
Arigato Senpai Some of them you like even more than your blood.
Rest In Peace Malory Archer. _(Jessica Walters)_ 1946-2021 this year sucks already...
Rip
@@TheGuyfromValhalla damn
New fan heard some time ago but rip
Aww man. I had no idea. Will this year ever stop sucking? Rip Jessica Walters. She was legendary.
It’s about to get worse.
“Try to think about something else like how there’s no sink in there”
“So what if there’s no sink in here OH GOD THERES NO SINK IN HERE
I don't understand that joke can you explain it?
@@jessiehuynh7495 It means she has nowhere to wash the vibrator, which Archer had to turn off with his bare hands...
Sync*
Carbonated Mil. No
@@jessiehuynh7495 The show is for mature audiences.
_"What is it?! The Alabama of Europe??!!"_
*LMAO!*
RocKITEman _ 2001 😂😂😂
LMFAO!!
The age of consent is 14. 💀
@@gurt.yuri3378 well yes, vut only if you have proof that the parents are also allowing it.
Otherwise It's just okay for 14 year old to have sex with people up to 18.
And i bet no parent would allow someone who is way older than their child to have sex with them.
It's stil prettx shitty tho
They left out my favorite part:
“In many ways, yes.”
"Trust me, you can't control a person's heart.."
"You can with something I like to call a deep-cycle marine battery."
Krieger is the best lol
Why was a eyeing the deep cycle marine battery that I keep under my fish tank when he said that line in a kind of sadistic/kinky way
Also LSD
😂😂 Krieger's the fucking BEST
Can someone explain this joke? I know what that is but what does it have to do with the heart?
@@Literally-God Torture. Electricity.
... or LSD.
Season 2 was so top notch. The humor in early Archer was absolutely one of a kind.
Honestly the first 5 seasons were amazing.
Cheryl: what what
Malory:PAM!!!!
The "like there is no sink in there..." is abolutely perfect, beacuse the people watching realize simultaneously with archer, what that means
"OMG I touched my mother's dildo" Archer in his mother's office.
It's not a bumblebee is it?
Archer’s reaction to that line was comedy gold for me! 😆😂🤣
I use Archer's ringtone for my personal work phone, my boss hates it when it goes off during work, and I will always find it hilarious.
My ringtone is the pirate virus 😂
Mee toooo lol
@@haden636 Your phone got that virus too?
Damn it Cyril! :D
Yea fuck that guy!
@@haden636 what whaaaaa?
Season 2 was my favorite. Nearly every episode was top notch. My favorite single episode of all time is the Swamp Boat episode. Excellent dialogue in that one between Archer and Lana.
Pipeline Fever it was called. Also yes. :)
Yes their dialogue in tht episode is top tier
When Archer had breeastcancer and goes rampage is nr 1 imo, but the swamp is a close 2
Except for the ep about Sterling getting blamed for an underage girl sexually assaulting him. Fuck that episode.
This is the first show (and this season) that’s ever made me cry laughing
18:33
I never realized until now, but it just hit me that Archer was dressed up as Charlie Chaplin and everyone just keeps thinking it was Hitler.
@Fadeel Moomen Sometimes yeah, I think so. The cane is what made it clear to me.
That's called being American
Maybe it's the mustache
It was completely clear to me he wasn't Hitler. Reason being Hitler is mostly depicted in a military uniform. Young Archer was wearing "hat and tails". Chaplin character was a "bozo" yet dignified.
@@TheHysteriaMan plus the tail coat
Lana : the last person I would have a baby with is archer.
Her in the 7 with archers baby :
"Wha... I don't need a doctor, mother! Katya doesn't have VD."
"You haven't had sex with her?"
That one gets me every time.
Archer: We look totally gay!
Ray: I am gay.
Ray 's response to the turtlenecks. Lol😆
The fact he wore it purely to piss Archer off 🤣👌
❤❤
'Immegrants - cramming their low riders full of free healthcare and snow'...................
*immigrants
@@ArkaeaFCL3 Them too
@@steeveedee8478 loooool genius comeback. Thanks both of you for the laughs
@@katarishigusimokirochepona6611 yupp 😁😁👍👍
Hell has special place for racist shits
"Did you know that men can also benefit from doing kegel exercises?"
Kills me every time.
15:16 with Pam's "Who taught you how to punch your husband?" Always cracks me up. Definitely team Pam. And I love Barry's delivery at 20:18 of "Oh, for Jesus did you even try?!!!"
Pam's the Best. Love her tattoo
@@jeromebirth2693 Not to mention the fact that Barry screams Archer and confused the russian doctor.
"I'm so sorry Mr. Archer"
"Goddamn it I'm- Archer!"
"That's what I said"
Props to Woodhouse for tolerating Archer out of fatherly love
You mean Woodhouse?
RIP Woodhouse.
Ian-Devon Lewis We will all miss him 😂
When a rug needs a fetching wood house is always missed
Or an Eggs Woodhouse.
Poor Woodhouse
@@Superfan109 when did he die?
"You're good at math"
"How does that help?"
"Can't hurt"
“YES Lana, I’m on a rampage”
Ray is such an underplayed character
He definitely deserves more screen time
@@flaminiarufo3602 He probably one of the only nice characters in th ou s show, although this is my first time seeing this show.
That archer and Ray stand-off puts me in a good mood 😂
"No! I am not sharing a room with you."
"No, I'm sharing it with _you_ and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens."
"Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?"
Ya know??
Lana: Malory!
Ray :Ya Know...
5:56 Sterling sure was lucky that Odin guy just happened to have the exact same ring tone and that his phone went off at the exact same time lol.
“shits tight huh?” Kills me
"How are you still even conscious?"
"How do you think I paid for college?"
With tuition these days it's understandable. Lol
It's conscious Bruh not unconscious
@@chimeraproject9481 thank you
Sorry about your homie...... homies....
Gotta love Pam and her back tattoo
Pam isn't the type of women you can knock out easily.
"The age of consent is 14"
"What is this, the Alabama of Europe?"
“In many ways yes.”
The tactilneck argument between Archer and Ray.
“Trinette that was amazing”
“Yeah well you know…”
Gets me every time 😂
It missed my favorite part - WELL SOMETIMES I LIKE TO OVULATE.
@@ILuvAyeAye”well go do it over there”
Archer calling Germany the "Alabama of Europe" was just pure comedic gold. Also relatable because I live in Alabama 😆
Actually that would be Spain since of the Habsburg
"JEEEEZ I'm only human!"
"Are you?"
dammit arch
*"OMG!!!! THERE'S NO SINK!!!!"* 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
vIrGiL AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! *Vibrating stops*
That entire scene is gold xD
vIrGiL not a bumblebee is it?
@@tophercrow3544 😂😂😂😂
Still don't understand that scene
"Black ass mama, white ass daddy!"
Very progressive song, if you think about it.
MULATO BUTTS X2
Very
@darryl runnels but they do tho
@darryl runnels what?
Mulatto butts!
16:33 is possibly my favorite exchange in the whole series
Ray and Archer have the best exchanges in the series. Hopefully they’ll put the two of them together in missions in future episodes.
"Lana, I'm in love with you."
"... You are shitfaced."
"I can be both."
Lmao! I'm dying
I like how the mad scientist is one of the nicest characters in the show (and the funniest along with Ray)
I will never get over Pam's little farm getting destroyed
Like I've experienced that and I know it hurts like hell
Yeah I genuinely felt bad for her there.
“Regional spelling bee” is not recognized enough in this comment thread. Cyril kills it
Whose more pitiful Cyril or Jerry Smith?
Sage Ninja jerry hands down, at least cyril is self aware and competent enough to somewhat do his job, jerry is just completely without hope and is completely delusional about his behavior and how insignificant his pointless existence really is
I got almost married once...
... but "SOCIETY" couldn't deal with it.
Gotta love Krieger!
"Here...
...racist."
Just the casual undertone with that 'racist'' comment makes me laugh.
Madzlick Chinatown I think we're using "racist" wrong. There's only one race: the human race.
Robert Simon WHAT ABOUT NASCAR etc etc
no way If someone says something discriminating, just call them bigoted.
@@robertsimon2885 humanity isnt a race, its a species. The human race name is just English being a stupid language
“So sometimes I like to treat my self.”
4:37 LOL
Great compilation, although you cut out the best part of that one part where Ray was like "my mama always told me how much she loved me" and Mallory was like "yes and look how you turned out".
There's a long pause and Ray goes "um... with high self esteem?"
Lol “imma be in sooo much trouble dukes, right after I freeze to death double dukes”
The Pam's worth and gay turtleneck scenes just transition seamlessly.
" *NOT YOU MR. BLOODMOBILE!* "
" _heh heh hegotshotagain_ "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I keep thinking it's Mr. BLUNTmobile
“All ashore from the SS Date Rape” gets me every time 😂😂
Doot doot
We’ve all wanted to become archer but instead we turned into krieger and his anime bride
I fucking love Krieger 🤣🤣
Speak for yourself. I became Archer
@@jeromebirth2693 You became Seamus :P
@@tylerdurden4392 You're right tattoos never lie
Or Cyril :/
9:17 Krieger quoting Planet of the Apes is so awesome LMAO
I don’t know what was funnier: Krieger’s quoting or the noise he makes just prior to Lana destroying the hologram projector.
"Uhh, they were goat-feet... and you blew them up!!"
Charlton Heston would be proud
Took me years, but I finally realized it was a Planet of the Apes reference when he hella that line 🤣.
10:16 the sarcasm bit always gets me.
“Well played, sir.”
“THANK YOU…..
…..thank you.”
Ray: My momma told me show much she loved me all the time.
Mallory: Exactly! See how you turned out.
God, this joke would get the show cancelled in 2021
Ray: Umm,with high self-esteem?
Pam is the greatest character to be written ever
She’s not this show is garbage
@@Littlegoblinfatface why the hell would you watch a video titled best of archer season 2 if you dislike archer? stop wasting your time and watch something you like or whatever
@@Littlegoblinfatface and yet...you're watching this video and scrolling the comments.
RIP Jessica Walter
We will miss you Mallory
I really can't tell if archer's mom cares about him or not, she almost switch on a dime.
In middle
Basically, she cares in the sense that he's her son and she has to but she doesn't like him or have much of a bond with him since she worked in espionage and rarely got to see him while he was growing up. (like in that one scene where she came back from some long mission and Sterling wouldn't go to her because he barely remembered her)
Yall haven't seen season 10 obviously
@@skinhead-ej8ff I didn't watch it but I heard it was creepy and incestuous so I don't want to see it
@@skinhead-ej8ff what happens?
No sink in her office was the perfect addition to that joke
Haha that one took me a bit but yes
These characters are absolutely outrageous and hilarious every turn of the dialogue
The last clip with Krieger and his van was one of my favorite jokes in the series.
Lsd tends to make symptoms in schizphrenic patients stronger. Krieger gave Cheryl lsd, and she then takes it constantly during the following seasons, therefore crazy cheryl is explained by this.
Jessica Walter will be missed. RIP.
I literally listen to Archer every night to go to sleep to.
Omg me too I’m doing it now
*krieger voice* me too!
Me too
“What is Germany the Alabama of Europe?!”
Hot Poolboy except no one should be shagging at 14
Carywn Griffiths they do all the time in America.
That would be Romania
They left out my favorite part: “In many ways, yes.”
actually surprised archer never hunted down barry and killed him. like i get they needed the plot but realistically its what archer would have done. and the dude infiltrated the KGB without trouble before so i see no reason he couldnt do it again.
I mean, he blew him up in a grain elevator. Hard to make it stick more than that!
Pusher Love Man it didn’t stick though.
I think its cus Katiya ended up with Barry and to keep her happy he didnt, but then they broke up so. I dont see why they didnt do anything else again over katiya after he woke up from a coma. Maybe cus she probably is the least selfish of them all and wont interfere with Archer and his daughters life, even silly as it sounds for them when Archer told her he wont endanger the relationship he was having with lana again for a short time
-Why are you crying?
-That was my van.
This show is such a gem, like trailer park boys it got me through a very difficult time in my life.
I’m so glad I found this show on Hulu. Each season is so gooood. It’s one of my top three. Can’t wait for season 11
"That's not a condom"that's a candy wrapper.lmao
"Lana...Lana...Lana........LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
WHAT!!!
@@MacTechG4 Danger zone.
Skitty Dangerz0ne129; Phrasing?
@@MacTechG4 “I said, ‘Thank god for small miracles.”
17:27 "The royal shaft is clean your highness" nice Coming to America reference
How was there not a single “sploosh”
Right?
Phrasing?
@@MacTechG4 that doesn't even work there
Sploosh started I season 5 or 6 if I'm not mistaken
@@bontlefaceart no, that was in earlier seasons
5:56 Archer is super lucky at this moment
Holy shit totally
Kinda cliche animated movie kind of lucky don’t you think?
BLACK ASS MOMMA!!!
Domino approves
Ryan The Blue Pony Yeah. That was so freaking close!
@5:45 "Really? Hey Cyril *zip* how's it hanging buddy..."
Kriegers 'also yes' is hilariously timed
This whole 22 minute video could just be ‘Swiss miss’ as its one of the best episodes ever
Wait Ray raped Cyril? I don’t remember this at all.
spartan1010101 he referenced it when Pam tried to make tentacle porn
Neither does Cyril...
@@xavierjanvier4975 wait with the octopus in the toilet?
Marina The Octoling no when hes knocked out in the bathroom, pam tries to screw him, lana pulls her outta there, ray walks in and all you hear is his pants getting unzipped
you don't remember "hey Cyril, how's it hanging buddy? Ziiip
12:20 Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. 👏😂 This is fun!
Guardians of ga'hole?
Idk how to spell it
The WolfPack You almost had it right. It’s Ga’hoole
@@tytoguardian Sorren?
The WolfPack there is only one r. And I am not Soren.
My favorite part of archer is how literally every single character is an asshole
12:43 “you can’t tattoo a freakin baby!” Bahahahahahaha....
"That's what the tattoo guy said, I had to slip him an extra hundred bucks."
You missed the rampage Family Feud scene. That is arguably one of the funniest scenes in this season!
Pillbo baggins XD
Man that killed me.
21:35
"Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause."
“Toot Toot”
😆
God I love Ray
You just can't get sassier than sassy Gillette!
You can't.
Archer having cancer was actually one of the second hand funniest thing on the planet
Archer Season 2 was a masterpiece. With the latest seasons I can hardly recognize Archer.
19:07 “Hollah! East sur! Hur hray!”
>Anime is about friends overcoming adversity and becoming better friends.
>Western Anime is Archer.
"Dude, this van's like rolling probable cause"
"All aboard the SS Date Rape"
Brilliant
4:52
Oh the sweet, sweet irony
Kovu I’m liking this comment just because your name is Kovu 👌🏾😂
Kovu Yeah.
Deep down, Lana is even more insecure than Archer
I love this series so much. Archer is the homie.
The Burroughs comment. Woodhouse for the all time win.
8:45 most accurate depiction of a workplace friendship🤣🤣
R.I.P Mallory Archer 😢😢
"Not a bumblebee, is it?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like my dad and Malory are almost one in the same.
Sebastian you are not wrong.
1:35 'In many ways, yes.'