Citrus juicing hysteria relief unit - with schematic
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- Опубліковано 1 кві 2024
- An interestingly themed groin-juicer with the exciting feature of shorting out your USB port when attempting to charge it.
The most exciting thing about this unit is what appears to be a microcontroller with integrated lithium charging functionality, and a high current driver for things like LEDs or motors.
It does have a quirk though, possibly related to the voltage divider being used for charge sensing.
The choice of a jack plug for charging was probably driven by the desire to have a connector that could be pushed through a small rubber orifice to limit liquid ingress.
If anyone wishes to juice their fruit, here's a link to the item. Guide price £12 in case they jack the price up, so shop around if they do.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/375000302164
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I understand the high charging rate. Waiting more than 20 minutes for a charge when you need to juice a lemon would delay your tea longer than the typical tea break!
Yep, when one needs a "quickie", there isn't much time for recharging.
I'm American, what's a break?
@@jdlech that thing your throw in the harbor
Can we get a followup where you test its actual orange juicing abilities? I definitely need to know whether it's worth getting for breakfast!
100% needs testing
Yes, a full demonstration on the proper use, see if it really works 😅
I was hoping he was going to demo the hysteria relief
yeah, clive, i'd like to see its orange juicing abilities.
Ask my wife, seems she really like juice, has a drawer full of juicers.....lolz
Not surprised it does SOS. Isn't that what you use when you want someone to come as quickly as possible?
I see what you did there
Nice work 😂😂
🥁 *ba-dum-tiss*
These comments are hilarious.
You win 😂
SOS mode for ladies who have a fantasy of being stranded in a lifeboat with a handsome young man... and a crate of oranges.
(S)ecure (O)ur (S)lots/(S)eats
Gotta fend off scurvy somehow when you're at sea..
@skyzophrenyk i can't help but hear that in a pirate voice. "Scurrrrrvy"
😂
Certainly gives a new take on squeezing the lemon.
Oh wait.... no it does not.
I could absolutely believe that chip to be a generic/knockoff LED torch controller, which is probably why it strobes SOS.
Yeah or bicycle lights with different flashing modes, which are illegal in some countries for use on public roads. But I guess this device is also illegal for use on public roads, makes sense.
As a Matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I have a flash light that has the same strobe an SOS functions built into it. I wonder if this juicer also has several power levels (because I have three flashlights that have three power levels, strobe, and SOS)
I came to the comments with the same exact thoughts!! Right before he mentioned it in the video no less.
@@imqqmi i didnt know that juicing oranges in public was illegal :(
@@commentingsaguaroYeah it should be as legal as eating and drinking oranges.
And you DIDN'T get the PINK ONE?!
As many of them do ???? Clive, how many of these damn things do you have ?
I'm surprised he can ever sit down.
That would be the grapefruit juicer.
@@TartyVesthandle He's always standing on his videos (and livestreams), so.....
Clive already has the pin... kink palculator. What do you need more?
Toured a rubber products factory in Melbourne, Derbyshire. Room 1 and they're making high tech seals for Tornado and B1 Lancer swing wings. Room 2, fire brigade BA masks. Room 3, 'Orange Juicers'. "In this sector you can't be fussy about what work you take"
I bet shipping mistakes could get... awkward.
@@GoatZilla Hennimore!
Juicers are a very lucrative industry. Maybe that's how the owners ended up in the rubber component industry.
You can't be fussy with the citrussy.
@@bigclivedotcom According to a news item I heard recently Ann Summers sells over 2 million Rampant Rabbits a year so the juicers have a big catch up. Just where 2M rabbits go is a mystery (to me) hehehe
Harmonic disrupter technology has reached a climax.
😂
uh... that was a gut-punch, sir! But in a good way...
Seeing the headlines “My vibrator signaled SOS on the neighbors wireless baby monitor and the cops showed up” in the future 😂
Samantha was a single mother who juggled her job as a freelance writer with taking care of her energetic toddler, Lily. With her ex-husband living across the country and minimal help from family, Samantha often found herself exhausted but determined to make things work.
One particularly hectic evening, Samantha finally managed to put Lily to bed after a long day of deadlines and tantrums. As she settled onto her couch with a glass of wine, she decided to indulge in a little self-care. She reached for her trusty vibrator, a discreet and powerful device that had become her go-to stress reliever.
Unbeknownst to Samantha, her neighbor's baby monitor had a weak wireless signal that occasionally picked up interference from nearby devices. As Samantha's vibrator hummed to life, sending waves of pleasure through her body, it inadvertently triggered a glitch in the baby monitor system.
Across the street, the young couple, Jake and Emily, were enjoying a rare quiet evening. Their baby, Sophie, had finally fallen asleep after a long night of fussiness. But their peaceful moment was shattered when the baby monitor emitted a series of frantic beeps and flashes.
"What's going on with the monitor?" Emily asked, her heart racing with concern.
"I don't know," Jake replied, rushing over to inspect the device. "It looks like some sort of distress signal."
The monitor's screen displayed a cryptic message: "SOS."
Alarmed, Jake called the police, fearing that someone in the neighborhood might be in danger. Within minutes, a squad car arrived outside Samantha's house, lights flashing.
Samantha, still blissfully unaware of the chaos her vibrator had caused, was startled by the loud knock on her door. She quickly turned off her device and hurried to answer, wondering what could be happening at this late hour.
To her surprise, two police officers stood on her doorstep, looking both confused and slightly amused.
"Ma'am, we received a distress signal from this address," one of the officers explained, trying to maintain a professional demeanor despite the unusual circumstances.
Samantha's face flushed with embarrassment as she realized what had happened. She explained the situation, emphasizing that there was no emergency and that the signal was a result of her personal device accidentally interfering with the baby monitor.
The officers exchanged a knowing glance before apologizing for the inconvenience and assuring Samantha that everything was fine. As they left, Samantha couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
The next day, she made a point to introduce herself to Jake and Emily, her neighbors across the street. They all shared a good-natured chuckle about the incident, bonding over the unexpected ways technology could cause misunderstandings.
From then on, whenever Samantha used her vibrator, she made sure to do so without causing any unintentional alarms in the neighborhood. And while the story became a humorous anecdote among the neighbors, it also served as a reminder to always check wireless devices for potential interference-especially when it came to baby monitors and pleasure devices.
That is a Harlan Ellison-esque dystopia if I’ve ever seen one.
Not improbable, especially when some fancy doorbells turn on the neighbour's car alarms.
The start of a penthouse story
Watching Clive struggle with the rubber sleeve watered my eyes and made me involuntarily cross my legs. Have mercy, man, it's clearly a sensitive piece of equipment...
LMAO😂😂😂😂😂
Bwaahhaaa 😂
Dude, it’s a flippin orange juicer
It’s gonna be put under plates and pans
@@user-xj8wy4uu1q 😏
You'll have to take a look at a banana cleaner next, Clive. 👍
A fleshlight controller would be perfect for that ..
Finger massager 😂
😲
@@-_._._-LMAO😂😂😂😂😂
As an OJ lover, I bought one of these and told my wife to go make juice for me.
I'd rate it 2/10 at best. The resulting juice came back in a minuscule amount, was palid and had a bitter flavour. I think it was taking the pith.
The way they're marketing this, and that action photo of it juicing is..... hysterical.... 😉
😂😂😂😂😂
Bought one of these to my mother-in-law who loves fresh orange juice in the morning. She has been very happy with It.
😂 A happy MIL is a happy life
Next time, ask her for a glass of fresh juice.
@laustinspeiss
"This isa bit... fishy"
"Most relieving doctor thank you very much" 😆🤣
Yesterday it was the Lock Picking Lawyer and today it is Big Clive. I'm laughing hysterically and overdosing on innuendo.
Hysterically 😂
I don't think LPL could smash his wife's Beaver with this tool the way his KingDick did.
We need a companion series to the Will it Carbonate set called Will it juice. That way we can see if we can get a Kiwi to release it's hysteria
Do you have a particular lady from New Zealand in mind?
yes, hopefully Clive will send us the link to RedTube once he gets started.
For sure, that'd be juice az bro🤣👍🇳🇿
CAME for the electronics. Stayed for the euphemisms.
"Seepage from the hysteria." Exquisitely rare eloquence! You are an absolute gem, our Clive.
I bought one for my grandmother. Her husband just passed and he used to juice the citrus for her.
Was this funny in your head?
@@stankbonkman Why would it be funny?
The older folk need juices too
She was lucky, in my experience, most men have difficulty locating the citrus.
My wife is so pleased you've shown how to replace the charge socket. She's really missed her daily glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.
When the orange is juiced, she will not suffer from hysteria for a few days. I found out that when I help mine juice the orange, she's very happy for a day or two until she wants more juice.
This could revolutionize breakfast as we know it.
I had to tell the kids to 'leave the room' (then promptly purchased two). This 'juicer' really got my juices flowing. T.H.A.N.K Y.O.U from the bottom of my spine.
My oranges have never been so juiced, thank you.
dammit clive i will forever be reminded of that plastic welder... you had to burn the dam bench didn't you. uggggg
The mark has been buffed down now to make it less intrusive.
Same.
These folk need a juicer
yup, I just can't unsee the welder brand. At least you will be able to identify your desk if it gets lost in a stampede of desks.@@slifermobile
Yip, me too. Not buffed enough. 😂 Still driving me nuts😂😂
When you mentioned all the various modes, I all but called it in my head that this sounds like a flashlight controller.
10:46 So basically it's junk that's meant to go near someone's junk... D:
@@comp.eng.student2055 Video has been unlisted for those 9 days ago for Patrons...
@@comp.eng.student2055 Patreon early access
@@comp.eng.student2055 Clive releases (some of?) his videos for his *Patreon supporters* first (unlisted on YT). Like a week or so later they are set to "public" so everyone can watch them.
Yes, this fact stumped me as well once or twice, but Clive *does comment* every now and then on how that works.
@@comp.eng.student2055 yeah, that's the only way that I know of where you can give the link out to certain people (in this case, paid supporters) before a video is released to the general public.
it changes from "uploaded x time ago" to "published x time ago" on the youtube studio. @@comp.eng.student2055
"seepage from the hysteria" you are a true wordsmith
My favourite line as well 🤣
Either way - should get juice 🤣🤣
I lost it when you pulled up the juicing photo in the beginning, Bravo!
If I were a lady in the Victorian era, I'd have a lot of visits to the doctor for hysteria.
Be selective about your doctor.
Some doctors had cues out the door!
@@damenwhelan3236 * queues !
They're certainly not as keen these days.
Can men get hysteria too?!? - asking for a friend.
Amazing that they can now make a single dirt cheap chip to please the ladies whilst after millenia us chaps can still fail at it.
Notable statistic - the number of men buying "toys" just exceeded women. Because they're apparently playing catch up.
@@bigclivedotcomAlso that many are buying for a "partner", despite being single. Plus that some of them can be rather "intimidating" in size and shape as well. Just use the regular rabbit instead...
@@SeanBZASomehow i dont think Peta would like that or the law. .
@@SeanBZAbad dragon was a mistake and heinous sin on humanity.
I mean it's less the chip that does it, and more the eccentric motor. If you can vibrate your fingers as fast as an xbox controller's rumble feature, you might be in with a chance against these things.
Also, nobody says you can't use one of these on your partner. Don't buy a cheap ebay one though.
I would die if I saw one of my friends casually using this to juice fruit. Hahahaha
Ha. That’s what I thought. Or parents lol Amazon suggested me to buy this orange juicer, it’s very highly rated. On second thought. It would be funny to buy this and use it to juice oranges in front of your friends 😂
That would instantly bubble up some juices 😂😂😂😂
Thanks Clive. Drinking my tears between your descriptions and the wonderful comments from the viewers.
One cannot argue that the need to relieve hesteria is actually an SOS situation
Can confirm it's a very serious condition. Now where did I put my juicer...
Those extended length two pole jack plugs seem to be used on many devices of a similar type I've been told - although not many intended for orange juicing - some intended for banana refreshing also use them along with those intended for cavity excitation.
The "correct" way is to have a teeny tiny hole in the sillicone that seals itself over when the plug isn't inserted, so that your orange juicer is waterproof. This cheap ebay orange juicer doesn't look remotely waterproof and I doubt the outside is even sillicone.
That has to be the cleanest usage of the words "extended length", "pole" and "jack" in a single sentence.
Particularly when one considers the tone of most of the comments for this video.
@@TartyVesthandle 😎😄😄😄
There's something similar on an electric razor I have. Same principle - charge battery and then power motor (though only one speed, I don't think a fluctuating motor would give a clean heroic chin like in the adverts)
"I bought my wife a juicer. The wife was very pleased." XDDD
Not sure if I'd want my orange juice made by this, especially if it's already been used to juice a ham sandwich... :P
Especially then😜
This is definitely added to my list of "juicers"
My girlfriend, asking for a friend, wants the link to the juicer.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/375000302164
@@bigclivedotcomthis explains why the search string "vibrating juicer" did not turn up any hits, LOL
😂
🤣🤣👍
I'm not entirely sure how food-safe the silicone is at that price point, though.
@2:03 Damn...that looks like a very brutal circumcision done by peeling "it" downwards...made me cringe just watching it!
The direction resembles removal of a rubber hood, not the skin .
Gave me a tummy ache 😮
The entire comment section knows what's up
And where.
And unfortunately UA-cam adsense do too (demonetised).
Up what?
@@bigclivedotcom , demonetised? someones dobbed you in. late thought - it might have been because of that hysteria word.
The normally idiotic adsense algorithm actually cottoned on to what it really is?
Well that's unfortunate.
The Idea of an SOS mode in an, er, orange juicer is wonderful!
I remember back in the old days when hysteria relief aides had a rotating potentiometer in the base which just did PWM using a 555 timer.
Although, with chips and custom micros being so cheap now, it's probably cheaper as you eliminate the rotary potentiometer. Cutting down on plastic moulding costs and parts count.
It was often just a crude rheostat in the base of many.
@@bigclivedotcom "simple is better than complex, complex is better than complicated"... Now a tiny PCB with components packed denser than in the Apollo Guidance Computer would be cheaper than an electromechanical component. Signum temporis.
555 timer? fancy!... the real cheap ones are just a pot between the battery and motor!...
@@WacKEDmaN I remember when I tried that first learning about electronics as a kid. Works but they burn out from too much current of course.
Using a flashlight-like chip there gives a totally new meaning for "Fleshlight" 😅
Could you imagine being hysteria relief doctor. Most rewarding career.
Reminds me of when Bath Salts and Spice used to say not for human consumption 😂
That euphonism is even better 😂😂😂
@@richardbas2948haha
"Think of England! Think. Of. England!!!"
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
No it's an Orange juicer.
Think of Ulster!
Think of Ulster!
@@TartyVesthandle 😆
@@TartyVesthandleBrilliant!
My wife has one of these citrus juicers, but they must not work well because we've never had any juice made by it. Also it must take up too much space in the kitchen drawers because she keeps it in her nightstand.
Personally I reckon I'd short out more than my USB port. 🤣 Thanks Clive, that was most interesting! 😄
I love watching your videos! You easily make things like this particular one very amusing! Keep up the great work Big Clive!!!👍👍
I think you will find that the motor is doing the bulk of the work Clive😂😂😂😂
What date is Fool's day on the Isle of Manly Men.
It's EVERY day.
Algorithm only show it to me today and by the recent comments the same for a bunch of people yt really gone to the bad that way ai me hoop love the channel👍
Look up the T.T. race schedule
That’s not how you spell Clitoris. Sorry it took so long to check that word - I had trouble finding it.
Arrived at the office on a dreary, overcast day... opened the browser and this is what greets me.
What a fantastic way to start my day. Indubitably old chap!
I can now have my cigarette. Thanks Clive!
Or vape😉
ah finally a 'Throb-a-tron 3000' on this channel.
Yes or a SQEEZZZZ MASTER😂😂😂
Air compressor might have helped for removal, inflate and pop off. That trick is used to install or remove rubber bicycle grips.
Been quite a while since being able to blow the rubber off! 😵💫
"inflate and pop off" - that's what she said!
Oh my "dear god", what am I watching .... 😂😂😂😂😂 Love you Clive ❤
I was walking back up the hill from the local when I started watching this. I nearly choked several times. Hysteria indeed!😮😊
What a magnificent looking instrument, Clive, and fully featured at that, including ribbed head. No doubt, it will be used "off-label".
I think we need a follow up vid, where you test the "juicer" on certain fruits :P lol.
I found one of those automatic juicers in great great Grams do not touch box, it's amazing to know gramgram care so much to supply fresh juice to the family and doctors
Impressed at how adept you were at peeling the skin back on this little nunber..
“That’s so tight hmmmm tight”😂😂😂😂
You have the dodgy internet search history so we don't have to! :-)
This video and the narration are the best laugh I had today. Thank you so very much! 😄
Come again!.. I don't understand 🤔😂
"10 vibratory speeds" that was funny 😂
I once shorted out on the way in when trying to extract juice. Fortunately there was a happy ending as my friend was able to take matters into her own hands and relieve her hysteria without my assistance.
Two shilling and a sixpence 😂
Thanks Clive 👍🏻🤝🏻🇳🇱
I think it was more like £1-£2 per session (£100+ now). I think if you'd given him half a crown, (12.5p), he would have taken it as an insult. Anti-hysteria stimulation is a highly technical procedure, after all 😂- and the machines back then probably needed replacing regularly.
Well now I'm hankering for some orange juice. Thanks Clive.
Nominated for best UA-cam title ever.
That would be interesting, a microcontroller with onboard charging circuitry. I can think of several uses, apart from a juice extractor.
And a high current transistor too
" This rrrubber sleeve then peels back, oh that is so tight...........HMMM tight" 😂😂
😂
A Rubberma... I mean... sleeve.
Why do I now think of R2D2 here? When you peel off the ehhmm 😀
Love the screwed assembly
I bought one of these for my girlfriend morning juices but she just got angry now her hysteria is worse. Thanks Clive.
Clive has the best double entendre game on YT.
Unfortunately YT doesn't understand double entendre and demonetises the videos instead.
You'll find that Paul's Hardware is a close second.... :D
I'm sure that when used as recommended it will produce lots of juice 😂
I love the juice this makes
Well, well, the juicer didn't burn this time but this video was on fire! 🤣 Nice and hilarious learning Clive!
Nothing quite like freshly juiced hysteria.
And often that was strangely followed 9 months later with a baby, who looked a lot like the doctor when they grew up......
Wonder how many ladies are watching now and thinking about BigClive & "Orange Juice" ;-)
Well played My Clive... Well played... So to speak 🙂
"This is so tight! Mmm,.. Tight" Clive my man, this was a real good one!
So many good puns!
Well done Clive!!
If its using an audio jack plug for power, it may have a switch feature that connects tip to barrel when the jack isn't present. That is probably shorting the charge sense input to ground when the jack is removed - and why you needed to add the pull-down.
"Tip to barrel", you say...
Child :"But mommy, why does my orange juice smell like fish?"
Spouse: "Honey, why does your WOOT WOOT taste like oranges?"
Woman to spouse: "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
😅😂🤣🤢🤧
Your videos are always a balance between entertainment & education. In this video, I'm not sure where the emphasis is placed, however the 'juicer' is a different story. :p
Honestly it's very good for beginner because it is simple enough to comprehend this board
To be fair, it _is_ intended to get your juices flowing.
i love how street lithium has permeated the entire electronics community, i heard someone call it that in the wild the other day and i was like !!!!
And I thought Lock Picking Lawyer was the best game in town this week... :D
funnest thing I have seen this year
Clive dont bullshit us with that "bought this to fix" stuff. Its 2024, no ones judging you
Who would have thought an 'orange' juicer needed ten power settings? 🤔😂
Lime, lemon, orange, grapefruit, …
Juicy content as always!
That was hysterical!
The strangely low capacity cell is for realism.
Story of my life, "wiggling the lead at all instantly shorts out the power supply." Quite a shame, really.
TRUE STORY. In 3 days I go in for a brain tumour removal (3rd one) and it's very high risk of death. So how am I staying destressed? Watching your videos. Thank you, I enjoy them very much even though some goes over my head. BTW you have a very soothing voice.
Very stimulating ...