What's Your "Well That Escalated Quickly" Story?
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Bruh. I listen to reddits to go to sleep and it's terrifying when it starts glitching like that
yeah this shit scared me i thought I was having a stroke or something
Me too
How about editing. Not sure if its the 2nd time or 2nd video
You mean 1:52
I woke back up IN A COLD SWEAT because of the "IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS"
"food everywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere frick that crap."
14:59
TTS got pissed off by his own stutter
robot had a stroke
22:24
I thought my computer crashed ngl
Yeah what's going on with the Video? Also glad it's not just me
Still o-where still o-where still o-where still o-where
15:01
Frick that crap
i thought my page had broke haha
22:23 face bis-bis-bis-bis-bis
1 0 0 D O L L A R S
"I'll call him Eric, not a real name" Every Eric in the world wondering if they really exist.
@Jacob Fleury r/woosh
lol
Yes
@@Gldyy_8 uhm actually it was very funny. Also r/woooosh
Unnus annus unnus annus
90% of the stories: "and then the cops over reacted"
Or I was in High school and
Is kinda funny
Cops shouldn't scare the hell outta kids like that. It's happened to me. Had 3 cops pull guns at me while screaming and cuffing me. The feeling of a gun against your head and a grown man's knee in your back is terrifying when you're a 17yo kid. I hadn't really done anything either but even if, that's ridiculous. Cops in US are way too overzealous.
@@patrickobrien5311 I found not commiting crimes to work well.
If you are stopped. Be polite answer honestly and for Christ Sakes dont give them lip.
Stephanie Howe there’s always someone like you, simping for the police. “If you just sucked them off nothing would happen, it’s common sense”
roses are red
they also prickly
holy crap
that escalated quickly.
This needs to be on a shirt. But never wear it at Walmart.
I get to work
Boss says I look sickly
I throw up on his shoes
Well that escalated quickly
@@olymolly3637 i didn't come up with this. if you can find the owner go ahead-
Bravo
That’s beautiful
I love how granny just goes, “don’t lose them” while chasing people at 60+ mph in Phoenix
Hands down favorite story!
she’s definitely done this before
Do you honestly believe that was real?
@@kingarthur1367 nobody stated they believed it was real, but simply that it was an entertaining story.
@@advena996 i was about to say. Half the time it doesn’t matter if Reddit stories are real. As long as they’re entertaining, I could listen to them for hours
What's with so many stories of schools overreacting to nothing that's actually serious, and ignoring legitimate assaults and threats because it's "just kids being kids"? This scares me to no end!
Yeah. Happens way too often
A kid can't get justice for being relentlessly bullied but god fucking forbid kids wear hats in school.
Usually cause schools have kids like me, who just flat out fuck around, and do stupid shit, and we get in trouble (or at least when I do) we run. We're usually the chill dudes with the short fuse. And this isn't me bragging, cause I hate myself for doing it, this is me telling you why schools act like that.
It's like teachers are more concerned about finding out if you are a weapon/drug dealer than educating. It's ridiculous.
Its especially bad in small towns bc irl bullies are the popular kids in a lot of cases and dont even relize they are doing it and teachers fall into cliqus hard
The bully that realised he enraged someone willing to go weapons free on him and ended up with a fork in his arm tho
The bully turned the cafeteria into a PvP enabled zone
“And that’s how I caused a multi-car accident with a chicken sandwich” best sentence I’ve ever heard
My "well that escalated quickly" was when I was 16 and on summer vacation in CA visiting family. I was with my aunt, and 2 younger cousins (10 & 8) having a girls day. Now my aunt has always been a dare devil and has no regard for rules/laws, and is really bad at pressuring others into doing illegal and dangerous things.
She decides at around 8 o'clock when we're heading back to her place to go to a elementary school in a shady neighborhood and tells us that if we don't get out of the car and climb the school fence, run around the entire school, climb back over the fence again and get back in the car in under 5 minutes she was going to leave us. When we refused she starts telling us that if we didn't do it that we would stay in the shady neighborhood over night and sleep in the car. She told us that we would have to survive the druggies that would possible try to break into our vehicle and kidnap and sell us for drug money. This understandably scared the shit out of us when she began to giving the car a little gas and started the countdown. Terrified, me and my little cousins realized she was serious, so we jump out of the car while it was still moving because she wouldn't stop the vehicle and bolted for the school. At this point my 10 year old cousin is crying and asking me if we're really going to get left behind if we didn't do what she wanted, and honestly I had no idea. So I just told her to get her butt over the fence and back to the car as soon as possible. Unfortunately my youngest cousin couldn't get over the fence without help because she was wearing shitty plastic sandals and a dress which made everything so much harder. In the background our aunt is laughing hysterically at us struggling while slowly driving away, which makes my littlest cousin also start crying.
Once we were all over the fence the 10 year old carelessly bolts into the darkness only to trip, fall, and sprain her ankle on the uneven ground of the playground. She starts screaming and crying in pain. I am at this point as a 16 year old loosing my cool, I'm trying to get my crying and scared cousins under control without breaking down myself. I grabbed both of them and started quickly walking around the school in the dark while trying my best to reassure them that we weren't going to get left behind. I also ended up spraining my ankle when preventing my other cousin from falling (worse school yard ever built). We finally get back to the fence and our aunt is still screaming and laughing at us and the car is even farther down the road now. Which must have sent the 10 year old into flight mode because she climbed over the fence by herself despite her twisted ankle. But my 8 year old cousin at this point had emotionally shut down due to the stress and sat in a fetal position in the dirt, I could only get her to climb onto my back so we could get over the fence.
Finally back on the street and exhausted we start running after the car which conveniently is sped up whenever we try to get in. First one to get in is the 10 year old and then me, because the 8 year old was too scared to jump in herself because the car was f*ucking moving. My aunt decides that now would be a great time to f*ck with us even more and begins to actually drive away. I'm yelling and cursing at my aunt at this point out of sheer anger and frustration begging her to stop, but she doesn't let up on the gas. So I demanded my 10 year cousin to hold the door open and I hung myself out the car and told my 8 year old cousin to f*cking run and she does and I was able to grab her and yank her into the car safely before we picked us too much speed. We were all pretty beaten up from climbing the roughed up fences multiple times with scratches and dirtied clothes, my 8 year old cousin in particular had a lot of cuts on her legs.
On the way back to our aunt's place my cousins cried the whole way, while I just sat there trying to process what had just happened. I ended up crying about it later in bed once everyone was asleep. This whole experience left us pretty traumatized. And as soon as we got back to our parents we told them everything that had happened, and my aunt was rightfully banded from every taking us out again. I don't know why this happened to us or what made my aunt think it was a "cool" thing to do. And I'm not gonna try to understand, because she is just a crazy and manipulative women who as no regard for kid's physical/mental health and enjoys seeing kids loose their shit for her own amusement. I swear this experience took years off my life. I was forced into a position to be an protector and care taker and had to be the only reliable/sane person for my little cousins during that shit show of a joy ride. Even though this experience only lasted probably no more than 15 minutes tops, both my little cousins developed abandonment issues and couldn't cope well under stressful situations.
What a terrible person! Damn!
That is absolutely horrific. I was getting genuinely angry reading that. I think you did a very good job taking care of your cousins by successfully keeping your cool in a dangerous situation.
If my daughters’ aunt ever did something like that, I’d punch her then ban her from my life.
I’m sorry you were temporarily placed in the care of such an awful woman, and I’m really sorry to hear about those poor girls. They deserve so much more than that for a “mother”.
She probably deserved far worse and hopefully has to experience that form one of your or cousins perspective in hell for eternity, cause she is going to hell for that.
Your aunts a god damn psycho!
What the actual f*ck?!
I was messing with my girlfriend about her cheating on me with my best friend and she answered "how did you find out?"... welp, that b is nasty.
Oof
Yikes. At least you got out of that mess.
Im not sure whether that is genius or lucky
Oh sh*t i forgot about this comment. I was just kidding with this one, sorry guys :(. She did not cheat on me and i did not cheat on her but i did break her heart, which is something not deserved. To redeem myself, i must admit, i goddamn fu**ing hate that B. But seriously, it was like my pickle man comment, just a joke... like me.
Although she did fall in love with one of my best buds, which i am totally ok with.
"This is how I caused an accident with a chicken sandwich. " Best line ever.
YAS QUEEN
Popeyes can relate with this comment
Me eating an ice cream eventually resulted in me becoming the no.1 most popular guy in the entire school, and a *LEGEND*
Wasn’t a person stabbed to death for a Popeyes chicken sandwich.....
The kiwi approves.
"The Banana Sock Strangler". 😁
bet he would get all the girls LMAO
I would like but i think you can understand why i wont
Tangent Y that paints such a cute mental picture
Socks yes. I dont see a Ripe Banana as a Weapon of death.
He killed 9 families lol
In 80 years, that was probably the most exciting day of your grandmother's life.
The GTA Grandma story is the best one in here, because she got to witness & be in a literal high-speed chase with her grandson. Not many grandmas get to experience such a thing & gets excited about it, after all.
“Don’t lose them!”
😂 Bad ass lil old lady!
The amount of highly questionable behavior by cops in this is a little disturbing
Yes y are de cops so suspishish
@@aceycaseykay2033 So, for example for the Bank Rob one... they see a Car that is the exact same Make, Model and Color (common in newer cars) that matches the car of a Bank Robber... you are gonna make sure it's done. Dont be a idiot and read the situation you dumbass
But really not surprising.
@@CazzyVR you literally picked one scenario that I'm sure everyone would understand. What about the fat entitled one?
@@CazzyVR why go full guns first. Great way to scare innocent people making cops jobs more difficult in the future.
2:41 I’m sorry but the mother is dumb in this situation. Thinks her husband told her to say an adult beat up their child, doesn’t question it at all.
The message the child got was probably along the lines of "just say it was someone much bigger than you."
Child thinks 'okay, a much bigger person, so a grown up.'
Not stupid, just an unfortunate chain of misunderstanding. Having worked with kids aged 5-6, they say a lot of stuff that it open to misinterpretation.
Polly RG Yeah but then when the mother was asked about an adult hitting her child, she said that was what she was told to say.
Polly RG yeah, the mom couldn’t have helped clear up the situation by explaining there was no abuse
I want to preface this first by saying this was in a rural area of Texas and not a typical neighborhood in the suburbs so it's mildly less crazy.
So my dad was doing yard work and he was already in a particularly bad mood for whatever reason. Welp, he accidentally steps in a fire ant mound, gets bitten all over his leg, and that was apparently the final straw. He went into our barn, came out with a can of WD-40 or some other kind of aerosol and a lighter, and he burned that mound until there was a 3 foot perimeter of pure black surrounding the former mound. My mom got pissed at him for scorching the yard but by then I think he was far beyond the point of giving a crap anymore. So then we had a nice little black patch for about a few months and a neat story behind it, so that was cool I guess.
When I was 16, I got pregnant. Myself and my child’s father, (my now fiancé and soon to be husband) were lounging in a park. I was far enough along that we could feel the baby move. I was on the upper part of a hill, and he was on the lower part. There were walking paths near by. He had his head resting against my stomach, and was talking to the baby.
Some old bat called the cops saying he was giving me oral sex. The cops threatened us, and my man just gave up and they gave us a warning. Told my mom and she called the cops to scream at their supervisor.
The most hilarious part of this, has to be the fact that this was one of the few times where we didn’t fool around at said park.
After that incident, we didn’t go to that park again. 😂
"I was in a really fast elevator once." that one cracked me up
A dude was harassing me about my glasses during lunch, so I got up to leave, because screw that, ya know? I turn around, realizing I forgot my drink, and I see him trying to take it.
I screamed bloody murder. The entire cafeteria went silent, stunned that the quiet bookworm was capable of making such a sound.
Moral of the story don’t touch my food lmao.
hahaahahaaha its like tough nerd stories lol.
This is too real 😂 lmao
😂
Bully: *Repeatedly punches me in the face*
Me: I sleep
Bully: *Eats one of my fries*
Me: _Your free trial of living has ended_
Everyone laughed at you afterwords I promise
That story with the cop and the puddle. It's crazy that we think "wow that guy got lucky"
I was 19 years old in the hospital on bed rest while pregnant and suddenly a bleeding man came into my room and shut the door. He was holding a scalpel in one hand and gripping his abdomen with the other. He sat on my visitor chair and just stared at me. I was terrified but talked calmly to him and finally, after what seemed like a week but was actually about an hour, I managed to talk him into giving himself up. Turns out the cops had dropped him off in the ER and he had grabbed the scalpel and made his way up stairs to my room. The policy for treating prisoners was changed after that. I don't know what happened him after that.
The number of stories involving a disproportionate reactions from police is kinda scary and highlights the need for better police training, in my personal opinion
They are trained. They're doing what they're trained to do. They aren't supposed to protect us.
@@no_peace they are trained to kill everyone.
MANY years ago (this is important) when I was doing my general surgery residency, I was the resident in charge of the ER at our teaching hospital. The EKG machines in those days were the kind that cranked out reams of paper tape with the scriggly lines on it, most of which ended up as a pile on the floor (this is important, too). One night an ambulance comes screaming in and the EMTs present us with a guy with severe chest pain indicating a possible heart attack. He gets hooked up to oxygen and the EKG while the room fills up with interns and residents excited to take part in the drama. As the EKG machine does its thing, the guy's rhythm suddenly changes from V-tach to V-fib and he passes out--much excitement ensues, he's entubated, CPR is started and the defibrillator is put on "charge" and brought quickly up to its full 300 Joules. Uh-oh, there's no electrode gel--somebody forgot to replace the empty tube after the last cardiac arrest. Thinking quickly--but not too brightly--an intern grabs a double handful of alcohol sponges (we kept them soaking in big metal canisters in those days--none of those sissy tear open individual sponges for us, by damn) and slaps them on the guy's chest (it's a liquid, right, and therefore is an electrical conductor, right?), then grabs the defib paddles and before anyone can move or say "Uhh..perhaps that's not a great idea", he hits the discharge button. ZAP/FOOMP!! The two piles of alcohol sponges on the guy's chest burst into blue flame. The same intern, again thinking quickly but just as stupidly, knocks them off the guy's chest--straight onto the growing pile of EKG tape. WHOOSH! Now yellow flame joins the blue. Much hilarity ensues, fire extinguishers are produced and both the pile on the floor and the guy's chest are extinguished. The good news is the guy survives our dual attempt to kill him and eventually wakes up. The bad news is trying to explain to him why he's in the burn ward and what the f*** happened to his chest. Good times.
Was that intern re evaluated?
Sounds like an episode of greys anatomy sounds scary tho
22:22 me when i want my cat to come closer
i was thinking the exact same thing 🤣
saaaaammmmmeeeeee
LMAOOO
14:59 // 22:23
lmao reddit do be having a stroke doe-
Pspspspspsps is what I heard.
Pspspspsps come here kitty
It's CG voice.
Meow meow nigga
I haven't made it to the second one yet, and I don't want to hear it, the time I heard the first, u thought my phone broke.
"I crap and came simultaneously" me when I'm yanking it and hear foot steps
Ha!
relatable
were you drunk when making this? random comment chain clips inserted with no context. audio skipping. repeated bits.
It's getting more and more common. I have a feeling it's actually a message like, "I don't have to make shit and you duckers will watch it anyway, see I'll prove it. Asswipes."
Aye I was doing chemistry HW when doing it and I had to stop and check I was mentally ok
Oh, I thought I was losing my mind. Glad I'm not yet.
most of these channels are non-native english speakers, mostly from china russia india and the like, some of these channels are run by people who literally have a negligable grasp on the english language, it's free, easy and fast just copy paste reddit posts into text to speech, screenshot/copy paste the posts and slap it into windows movie maker/whatever free editor and BAM, free youtube revenue.
Yall are something else... someone uses their time to compile and edit these very entertaining, FREE videos and yall still find a way to complain/be ungrateful...
Me: trying to sleep
Mosquito: 22:23
Lamaoaooa
Most the stories are basically:
I was walking and 78 cops tried to arrest me because they thought I was a pedophile dinossaur ninja
I like the one at 39:30 with the loud music and badly adjusted mirror. Where the cops though they where in a high speed chase and the guy didn't even know it was happening! Idiots!
@@choc113 I'd genuinely like to know who the whole "idiots" thing is referring to
@@choc113 You shouldn't have your radio so loud that you can't hear car horns, sirens, etc.
One of my mom’s work friends was visiting a nuclear plant for work, and they got given a fake ID (the people at the plant occasionally test their security to make sure they’re properly checking ID’s). When they were getting checked, the security noticed the fake ID and knocked them on the ground and pointed guns at them.
Who in the world gives a visitor a fake ID?
@@iamacatperson7226 it was probably a mistake
Those cops should be reported IMO. They are overreacting and they should be penalized for it.
I can only imagine that at least some of these stories don’t mention everything
“I grabbed the cop’s wrist and he locked up with me for some reason.” You don’t grab a cop like that, you’re just asking to get fucked
@@prosecond8739 I mean it was self defense. Cop started it being hostile and raising a potential weapon.
@@Roadent1241 potential? Cop would have shot someone if a civilian did that.
Lol
"Guy explains he is from child protective services and I invite him in..."
That's your first mistake. CPS workers need either permission or a warrant. Never give permission to any government agent for a search of any kind if you don't have to. Of course, if you're flying, TSA will search you. But CPS has to have a warrant to come into your home without permission. I know of instances where even the CPS worker has not known this.
why was it a mistake? OP had nothing to hide from them. Unless the worker was a vampire, I don't see the harm in being polite.
@@MonadRimsire you can be polite without allowing them in your house. Also, if they have permission to enter, they don't need be looking for a particular thing or person. A warrant only gives them the legal authority to search areas where the thing or person they are searching for could possibly be. For example, if the warrant says they're looking for a shotgun, they don't get to open your cutlery drawer. Once you allow them into your home, those requirements are gone.
I agree you should be polite. But you can be polite on your front step.
As to why you wouldn't let them in if you didn't have something to hide, honestly, because you don't have to allow that. Also, it is incredibly easy for someone who sees abuse/neglect cases on a daily basis to interpret something innocent in an incriminating manner.
If government agents (any agent of any department or agency) don't need your permission or consent, they won't ask for it.
Yeah he denies them entry and immediately escalates what started as a very simple mistake on the wife's part into a potentially horrible situation involving the ego of the CPS worker all because you just don't cooperate on general principle with government/authority... Gonna say not worth it on that one although I totally understand the point/concern with unknowingly giving consent to law enforcement and surrendering a superior position.. Then again, why is law enforcement trying to leverage consent from you anyway?...
@@sumo-ninja Not inviting them in isn't being "not cooperative", there are procedures for them to follow and it isn't being "not cooperative" to expect them to follow their own rules. That whole situation could have been done outside the home. People have rights including the right to privacy, which you don't have to give up without a warrant where reasonable proof has been already provided there is something illegal going on. People saying what you are saying, that it isn't cooperative, are why those protections (yes, protections) and rights are getting ignored more and more these days and has the chilling effect of slowly changing reasonable expectations of privacy. The whole "nothing to hide" argument is fallacious, implying that expecting and demanding your rights be respected is, in itself, incriminating. Always be skeptical and suspicious of authority and make sure they are following their own procedures.
@@impishrebel5969 *This*
Long story, but worth it. Back in the day when a TV had and antenna and wire running from the antenna to the TV. My brother and I were arguing over who got to sit in Dad's recliner which was directly in front of the TV. It also just so happened that there was a MASSIVE thunderstorm outside. My older larger brother finally got upset enough to shove me to the floor. At that exact moment a lightning bolt hits the antenna and surges out the entire house, we hear an explosion of glass. When the lights come back on there's a steak knife sized piece of glass an inch deep in the recliner exactly where I was standing a second ago. My brother saved my life by being a bully, LOL.
I left my RPG character binder on the roof of my car and drove home from my friends house. It slide off sometime during the trip. Got a call later that week from the State Police. It had been turned in by a concerned citizen. The binder contained 4 character sheets (3 d&d, 1 Rifts), 3 artificial alphabets I had made up, a hand drawn map that doesn't look like any place on the planet, a certificate for using a Banesblade in my Warhammer 40k IG army and 4.5' disk with college homework. They had called me after the local Homeland Sec rep looked at it. That was an odd conversation at the police barracks.
Wasn’t me, but my dad has a great story about one of his professors. He was coming back from Italy(I think), and he decided to take some high quality mozzarella with him to share with the class. When he tried to take it through security, a bunch of officers pulled out their guns and aimed at him.
So apparently, according to the machines, mozzarella and plastic explosives look very similar.
mozzarella is explosive in a different way
Cheese slices
One time my brother and cousin was playing "Ghost in the Graveyard" and if you get tagged you become the ghost. I haven't been the ghost yet and my cousin and brother teamed up to tag me. It was nighttime because it's the best time to play the game, and I was running pretty far with them chasing me. Then, a lady pulled over and asked me if I was OK. I turned around and my brother and cousin just stopped running and looked at me. I was like "Yeah, I'm fine." the lady glanced back at them and was like "Are you sure?" and I confirmed my safety. She drove away and we started talking about how the lady thought they were trying to kidnap me or something. Regardless, it's still nice to know that someone would care if they saw a kid getting chased in the middle of the night.
22:23 when you are calling for your cat
I was swimming, and ended up almost drowning inside a float at the bottom of a twelve foot pool. How? Not sure.
Bc god...he wanted you to end
Glad you're okay now :))
I love the post about the guy with hearing problems, mans just standing there watching a guy getting teeth knocked out and he decides instead of stopping the fight, getting someone, etc. he just thinks to finish his chicken sandwich. I imagine he’s stand up next to the table, he’s watching the fight and slowly eating.
30:56 father of the year award especially considering its his step dad just warms my heart
Got a pretty short one: I was chilling in science class waiting for the bell to ring when a guy came up and tried taking my textbook. Claimed he was trying to find his own book. I offered to open the cover for him to show him it was mine, but he refused and wouldn't let go. I slapped him. Rapid escalation, rapid de-escalation. No one messed with me after that (to be fair, no one really messed with me before, either), and no one brought it up. Not even the teacher who probably didn't even see the slap. Whole incident probably lasted 2 or 3 minutes. Dead silence for a while afterward.
"STILL AL, ERE STILL AL, ERE STILL AL, ERE STILL AL-"
-Updoot Everything
My dad was attacked and left for dead by some Houston police officers when he was a kid one evening
He was found unconscious in a lawn in the morning, wearing just the shirt and shorts. (It was 20°F all night.) He was almost too hypothermic to woken up again.
This was in the 1970's. Sounded like a truly sick department. I love Houston, but the police there were just pure evil back then. (He said the first thing he noticed moving to Dallas was how much better the PD is here....Supposedly all the DPD applications even said "NYPD officers need not apply" [apparently due to the corruption there].).
39:00 Okay, I get that the point of these stories is that they have the "that escalated quickly" moment, but it is so damn unsatisfying when they end without telling us why the Hell that lady was so pissed off in the first place, or who the Asian guys even were.
OP just gets into the situation and dips, which makes sense. Guess he couldn't really go to the cops if he was speeding and caused the wreck.
But damn it, so much crucial information didn't make it into the story and I'm just left wondering what the Hell was going on.
When I was in grade school my teacher was trying to show us why smoking was bad with a dummy head and cotton balls. He forgot to properly extinguish the match and set the can on fire. The same teacher also launched a model rocker and it went down a chimney. He was no longer allowed to demonstrate science projects after that one.
Was your Science teacher Dr. Bright?! Lol
My sister and I were with our kids (my son, 8 month, her daughter 14 month) at our dads. My niece was taking clementines out the fruit bowl on the table, picking them apart and throwing everything on the floor. Our dad asked my sister to please get her to stop since it is never okay to play with food. My sister picked her daughter up, looked at our dad stone cold, then said she always knew he would play gender favouritism and prefer my son over her daughter. She proceeded to tell her daughter to ' take a good look at that man because you will never see him again' before storming out. This happened 2 months ago and she has gone absolutely no-contact ever since.
Was a suspect in a rape/murder cases. I just happen to have a class with the woman, I also happen to live about 3 miles from where she worked and was abducted from. I was scared shitless. Knowing I didn't do it isn't much comfort knowing the system.
That story with the high speed chase with the 80 year old granny is fcking amazing
Worked at McDonald’s. First day on the register. Guy placed order. Seemed relatively normal. Coworker complimented me on how good I was doing for my first day on the register. Customer snapped. 30 seconds later the customer and my manager had completed an entire full-on yelling match, complete with the customer storming out.
He snapped cause you were new? Lol
naturalHairLuv some people will snap at the smallest things just because they’re at a McDonald’s 🤷♂️
@@jayamarillo628 murica i guess? if so, florida?
The story with the guy chasing thieves in his Gma's car is awesome.
I 100% agree
My brother and I were playing airsoft with some friends of ours in a large empty lot and we spread out into areas where we start behind cover like an FPS game.
Im doing my whole camoflage crawl, using a machete to slice off bits of foliage to add to my camo.
Im basically face down on the ground when I hear someone pass me, I use this as an opportunity to jump up, but as I stand up I'm met by a real glock right in my face, someone saw us and called the cops.
The cop who I surprised went from an o0o face to a ;) face and says, "Nice camo kid, you really scared me, now drop the gun and lemme cuff you so my friends don't shoot you."
Most level headed officer I ever met
And an airsoft vet apparently
Schools should have a rule where if you start a fight with someone or invite them to fight you, it’s fair game. *CHANGE MY MIND*
I spent my high school years terrified a food fight would break out. we were actually told that if that happened, they'd give us 30 seconds to leave the cafeteria and anyone left would have to help clean it up. Their logic was that, as nobody would want to help clean, they'd immediately leave and thus stop the food fight. Except the reality was that a couple hundred students would stampede to the only two small doors out of the room.
If you're going to exclude the OP, at least remove the replies that reference it.
Seeing random posts about windshields is confusing.
My mother's 2nd Husband was short-tempered, but also known for making cutting quips. Problem was, you could not do the same to him in return.
One day while my folks were considering Christmas gifts to give extended family, he suggests a gift idea that made my mom make a sarcastic remark, trying to be light-hearted. He responded with smashing the glass tabletop they were sitting at with his fist. Thankfully, the glass was only there to prevent rings from being made in the wood. However, his idea of cleaning the mess up was to throw the fragments into the woods outside our house.
Spot the red flag!
@@vladimirenlow4388 Oh, no! She's colorblind!
What a big baby
When I was in highschool a classmate tried to handcuff me (as a prank I guess?). I reacted by grabbing his wrist and pulling his arm behind his back, I almost broke it at the shoulder. Everyone freaked out cause they had no idea I could do that, including me. I'd taken self-defense but that move hadn't been taught. It was pure reflex.
The one with the Foo Fighters was a surprisingly wholesome escalation 👍🏼
Had a guy try to call the cops on me because I was speaking german... in germany... he apparently thought I was planning to buy drugs... because I was "using some sort of secret drug code"... he didn't undestand german.
Happened just last night, was walking home from a friend's birthday party, when a group of guys stumble up alongside me. Thought they were just some drunks out partying like we had been and kept walking. One of the four guys puts a hand on my shoulder and asks if I have a lighter. I answer no and make to keep walking. Then I felt a gun against my back and a gun against my temple. The first guy goes through my pockets, snatches my wallet, then the fourth guy clocks me in the back of the head, and they proceed to kick me for a good while. The one guy curbstomps my cell phone, then they bolt. Phone still works, but the screen and gel layer are severely cracked. I didn't go back to the house, called up the cops and my brother instead. Stayed on the couch. Not planning on going back to those apartments either. Fuck that noise.
Okay, I got one that was rather sad.
So I was living in a five story dormitory for University. And before I preface it, the windows had no screen at all, apparently due to fire code making screens forbidden or something. So I was sleeping one Sunday morning, on what was a February IIRC, then at 6 AM, I heard a loud pounding at the door, so I woke up but didn't "wake" up. Then my door was unlocked by a master keyboard. The officer kind of yelled if I was in the room. I kinda mumbled back I was in the room, he apologized and went to the neighbor. I didn't think much of it at the time, but then I recieved "hey, are you okay?" texts. As I came to learn later, a next door neighbor of mine committed suicide by jumping out the five story window. So technically it escalated immediately and only got worse once all the pieces came together.
Reminds me of a time I was playing cards against humanity with my mother and brother. He was getting upset about nothing as usual and so when I go to put my card in the discard pile I lightly tossed it. Hit him straight in the eye.
"food everywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere still ywhere frick that crap."
my mans had a stroke
I have a story
I was in an elevator. Welp, that escalated quickly.
I have a condition called dermatographia-basically I just have really sensitive skin, and even the lightest scratches or rubs can make it get really red and swell up. Anyway, one day I’m in my engineering class and I get a note telling me to go to the deans office immediately. I’m a generally straight-edge kid so this was a bit surprising, but I figured it was just my parents picking me up early or something. I get down there and they start talking about how someone had though I was being abused at home and had reported it to them and I was completely caught off guard. Apparently my shirt had rubbed my neck in some weird way, triggering my dermatographia, and someone had seen it and thought I was being choked before school. I have no idea how someone could have come to that conclusion, and I still do t know who reported it.
honestly I love channels like these it's like the peak of laziness for me like who else has the time to get on Reddit to read/listen to memes and other stuff
best escalated story ever. ZACK STOP UR GONNA GET IN TROUBLE. do i need say more?
"Kevin watch the light dude"
"Just don't speed in the first place" Better yet, give him something so he feels protected, so he doesn't have to worry about the shooters.
That one with the teacher getting an origami star in his eye cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣
One time when I was younger, my mom, my brother, and I went to my mom's boyfriend's family reunion and it was a fun reunion and I made some friends. So on the way home, we see a speeding car that almost hit us and in the middle of my mom cursing at them, we see them swerving. There were sparks on the road followed by 4 cop cars following them... I witnessed a high speed police chase..
My name is Optimus Prime.
And you are reading this in Peter Cullen's voice.
Incorrect. David Kaye's voice.
*shakes head* well... that's just prime isn't it?
22:23 quality of this voice to speech leaves a lot to be desired
I was a janitor for several doctor’s offices. One late night I my partner and I were pushing out the big trash bin. I’m out the door but my partner was on the other side (inside) I looked over and two cops had guns pointed at me yelling “FREEZE!” I’m speechless and trying to freeze but my partner didn’t hear and kept pushing. 😳 finally I found my voice and we were able to convince the cops we were taking out the trash and not stealing drugs. I can still recall the feeling of guns pointed at me 😬
26:40 I heard all this with a straight face until the cop checked the records and then said "Eric, what am I going to do with you?" I bursted out laughing. It's not even that funny
"Diabetes sweet" I have never laughed harder in my life😂
Uses his gf as a human shield XD hahahah
The "Don't lose them" killed me.
I had something happen to me at 08:00ish too! When I was in middle school, we didn’t have to make a poem but we compared a backpack full of rocks. Big misunderstanding that made me the ‘quiet kid’ for the next 2 years. Excluding the ‘owns a gun’ and ‘misunderstood’ parts.
"The BananaSock Strangler" I'm actually lol'ing!😂😂
Attack on titan and berserk come to mind
Taking Granny on a high speed chase cracked me up! My dad's mom was my best friend as I was growing up. My grandpa described her as spunky. I can just see us in that kind of situation, with her telling me to "punch it" and "go, go, go" while flying a one-finger salute.
3:30- Literally, the telephone game
33:30 I was confused cause I thought he said “shot” not “shoved” and he was writing about it so causally.
I think you got the wrong time, buddy. There's no "shot" or "shoved" in that story.
I Remeber i was in turkey and someone from behind attacked me, and out of instinct I hook kicked is jaw accidentally breaking it, i never ran so fast in my life
Two guys at my school were arguing over a girl, she walked over and said she wasn’t into either of them and liked another guy, the guys were all part of separate friend groups and it turned into an all out brawl
Meanwhile I sat in a corner making sure no punches were thrown at my younger sister since almost everyone in the damn school got involved
"And that's how I caused a multi-car accident with a Chicken Sandwich"
Single best sentence I've ever heard
15:00 He's speaking the language of the gods
so im on a hockey team, and my family is really close with two other families also on my team. we hang out a lot outside of the rink, we usually get together at least once a week outside of hockey. well my team went to denver for a tournament a few months ago, and then suddenly after our families stop hanging out. i didnt think much of it at first because my whole team got sick after the tournament and had to quarantine for two weeks, and then by the time we were out of quarantine school was basically done for all of us and people were going on vacation and shit and we didnt have as much hockey. well fast forward to last friday, my parents tell me and my brother theyre getting divorced. kinda saw it coming, things have been particularly tense with them for a long time especially after denver. well lo and behold, about an hour ago i got a text from one of my hockey friends (we will call them s) who we always hung out with. (keep in mind that there are three families, the adults of the group we will call my mom my dad mrs. s mr. s mrs. p and mr p.) apparently, my mom and mr. s had been cheating on my dad and mrs. s for who knows how long, and then while we were in denver (at the fucking national championship i may add) on the first night we were there, my dad and mrs. s and mr p and mrs. p find out about it. keep in mind that all of us were sharing a van together because we had to fly to get there and we wanted to save money by renting just one big car. well the next morning, mrs s. flies back home because of an "emergency at work," and my dad decides to go "spend more time with my cousin because i never get to see him" (which is indeed true), completely unbeknownst to all of us what was actually going on, which definitely was a good thing because we would not have been able to focus on hockey had we known. but basically, my parents are getting divorced, s's parents are getting divorced, p's are just staying out of it, s's mom is not allowing her at my moms house and her dad and my dad who were like best friends wont even talk to each other anymore, p's parents are just trying to stay out of this whole mess and i dont blame them but really it sucks for me and s and p because we never get to hang out anymore because our parents went and did dumb shit that tore them all apart and caused them to hate each other. moral of the story is, parents, dont do dumb shit like this because it and and will tear apart not only your relationship with your spouse and your side hustles relationship with their spouse, but it will also tear your kids away from their best friends. please for the love of god think before you do.
My “well that escalated quickly story” happened during middle school I believe. I was heading home on my bus just staring out the window (I think I was really worn out that day. Either that or I was just bored.) when all of a sudden a fight broke out on the bus between 2 girls that I knew. The bus driver couldn’t stop them so I think she called the cops. Either them or a student idk. When the cops came they pulled the 2 girls off the bus and then they yelled at everybody else because they were screaming and cheering and filming the fight. After that we drove off without them and the 2 girls got put in juvie. It seemed to work because one of the girls was a lot nicer after that. Don’t know what happened to the other girl. What I always found so funny about that fight though was that you had the 2 girls fighting, the students either running away from them or jumping around the bus filming and cheering them on, you had the bus driver freaking out, and then you had me. I literally didn’t move a muscle. I wasn’t even scared or anything I just didn’t feel anything. Maybe I was just a depressed middle schooler back then idk. So when the fight happened I just casually looked over at the fight and then I lazily just looked out the window. I was the only student that wasn’t screaming or shouting or filming. The only time I got scared was when a student jumped into my seat when they were running away from the fight. Even when the cops were yelling at the other students I didn’t move a muscle. The only other time I showed any movement was when I looked at the bus camera and just slowly shook my head. So that was interesting.
This happened in Stafford, Virginia by the way. I also forgot to mention we were on the main road when this happened.
The high speed chase starring grandma sounds like it belongs in an action-comedy movie from the 80's
OMG I heard Chrono Trigger and now I miss my PS1 Chrono Cross game. I feel old now.
You can buy chrono cross from square Enix directly for about 10 bucks and play it on a PS3.
Most of these stories seem to be about cops nearly shooting someone for just existing.
Not really...
I was a junior and got pulled over for speeding in front of the high school. One of my busy body teachers pulls over and walks over to tell the cop(parents friend) about me skipping school. He tells her to get back in her car and leave or he will arrest her and gave me a warning. He only pulled me over because another cop was also parked there and he wanted to make sure I didn't get a ticket. The look on her face was priceless !
The banana-sock strangler tho. 😂
So was the 18 year old still in middle school?
It's probs a mixed grade school
Thats what i was thinking...
It was probably a mixed school. The elementary school I went to was from kindergarten to eighth grade
My "mother" hid full beer bottles in my gym bag when I was in High school, luckily I wasn't young enough that teachers would look in my bag! She got mad that I called her freaking out about it cause I was a good kid & scared to get expelled
"Mother"?
@@spotlightanimation6719 birthgiver but not someone that should have been a parent.
I'm a totally blind, small female. (Important to the story) So I'm taking an Uber to my job at a law enforcement agency one morning. The driver is giving me the creeps. She's talking about how her ex husband almost killed her by smashing her face into a mirror while she was getting out of the shower and how one son is a meth addict and the other's in prison, yada yada. I at this point covertly text my boss being like "Sir, um, please make sure this lady drops me off at the right location because holy freaking heck". Location shared, obviously. I expect him to just keep an eye out and all that. So I get dropped off and it's at the wrong building. I have zero clue where I am and am like "Well I guess I should start looking for a door or something." Moments later I hear the sound of several guns being cocked. Then I hear someone being like, "Ma'am, are you ?" Me: "Um..." Stranger: "We're part of the highway patrol. Chief sent us to escort you back." Me: "UUHHHHHH..." Stranger: "Ma'am, are you all right?" Me: "Um... um... can you uh... verify your identity?" Stranger: "What?" Me: "Verify. Your. Freaking. Identity. Please." Stranger: "Uh, sure." *calls phone* "Sir, we have your intern. Can you please verify that you sent us to get her?" Me: "What the actual frick?" Boss: "Hey. Their names are , and they're going to take you back to the office. You're across the campus. Please do not injure them unnecessarily." Me: "Sir. They have firearms. What the frick" Boss: "Well, yes." Me: "O... okay, sir. I'll uh... go with them I guess." Boss: "Excellent. I'll see you in ten." When I got back to the office my coworker was like, "What the frick did you do?" Me: "What?" Coworker: "What the actual frick did you do that had you being escorted in here by three firearms wielding officers?"
Respect to the cop who stopped Eric for being a decent human being.