The Polandball History of Prussia | Napoleon, 1848, Hegel, Marx, Bismarck & German Unification
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The Prussians called Waterloo, La Belle Alliance because that was an Inn where Napoleon had his Headquarters. After the defeat of the French Middle Guard, their army broke and the Anglo-Allied and Prussian forces pushed them back. The Prussians took the Belle Alliance and wanted the battle to be called that, but Wellington wanted the more English sounding name of 'Waterloo' where his headquarters were.
Witch of the names do you prefer
@@TheMarianadealmeida I'm British so I prefer Waterloo, but La Belle Alliance makes more sense as it was closer to the actual battlefield
@@Sam-tc8ic I also prefer the name Waterloo
@@TheMarianadealmeida i prefer le belle alliance but waterloo does sound badass
It would make the name of London Waterloo a bit awkward if it changed, but La Belle makes more sense.
The Prussian diplomat who proclaimed ''The confederation is dissolved'' to the confederation council and walking out after being threatened with war must have felt (and looked) like the biggest badass of his time.
also a 500 IQ move
Something we all must know about Bismarck.
He ALWAYS has a plan!
Old joke, also, he didn’t had a plan in case Friedrich III died (which he did after 99 days)
extra history reference
Who knows how Bismarck got that position- It was Walpole.
@@Leo-ok3uj Any of his plans would've worked with Whilhem's welpolitik tho.
We all know that there is only one true plan...
TAHITI
Bismarck: Unites Germany
Also Bismarck: Can't find a way to get rid of some polish farmer from his circus wagon.
Drzymała be like: *becomes no. 1 public enemy of Reichtag
Wot
@@akramgimmini8165Context: In year 1904 a polish pesant Michał Drzymała have bought a land from german citizen. But the law of Germany reqired a permission to build a building on any land, and Bismarck's germanization policy made it impossible for not germanised Drzymała to build the house.
However he had an idea - he bought an old circus wagon to live in, and every day he was moving it a bit, so it wouldnt stood to long in one place and wouldn't be seen as a building.
For four years, Drzymała was fighting this way with german administration over the land, looking for loopholes, untill they finaly confiscated his wagon.
So Drzymała have build a mudhut, but it was demolished over stupid reason.
So finaly he had to sell his land and bought another place, with old ruined house. Lucky for him, he didn't needed an approval of the administration to fix it.
His 4 year legal war and his wagon became a symbol of polish resistance against the germanisation, and against the policy of Bismarck.
@@nicolausg7058 so the classic polish Reddit version of history
@@goofymode8205 It is a true story my dud. Not a fiction.
Fun fact:
The only lost German flag🇩🇪 in the franco-Prussian war was captured by Joseph Garibaldi🇮🇹 in the battle of Dijon. The Italian general at the head of an irregular army made out of volunteers from all around the world (most of them were Italians, Polish🇵🇱 and Americans🇺🇸) with this battle shocked everyone so much that even Bismarck himself asked to have Garibaldi’s head brought to him (he failed). The event is so unknown today because Garibaldi’s enemies in Italy did everything they could to advertise the event as little as possible and the French were outraged that the only one that managed to achieve such goal was an old Italian man with arthritis (even though they still keep that flag in a museum today)
Which Garibaldi are we talking about? His son was also involved in shanigans in Greece
@@mikhhailml The usual one, "JOSEPH" Garibaldi.
Garibaldi Giga Chad.
Wait, weren't the German and Italians ally during the Franco-Prussian war? Also when you say "German flag" you're talking about the North German Federation right? Because Germany didn't existed until the end of the war.
Also, wasn't Garibaldi consider a hero because the expedition of the thousand? The king and Camilo Benso were also close to him.
@@DarthFhenix55Garibaldi altough italian was fighting for France in the battle of Dijon
18:36 an epic intro worthy of Otto von Bismarck!
The reason why Otto Von Bismarck is so well known in Germany is simple...
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18:35 And Bismarck had a plan. Bismarck ALWAYS had a plan.
Nice one 👍
It is important to mention, that Wilhelm I. title was "german emperor" and not "emperor of germany". For the monarchs of the other german states it was important to show, that although they were part of the German Empire, the emperor had no absolute authority in their inner affairs.
11:00
"Balls church"
Isnt that the same thing
@@winzyl9546only because of English being a less precise language then German. Deutscher Kaiser means „an emperor whose nationality is German“ while Kaiser Deutschlands means emperor of all Germany (as in emperor of all Germans, which would have included the other monarchs)
11:06 I need this image as a poster because it is GLORIOUS
11:03 Ah Yes, I love the United Balls Church
ayo
10:28 i love this advesting style
🍇 Ze Prinz zum Grapeshot Herr Wilhelm
0:44
Only annexing the Ionian islands from the Russian empire.
I love how everyone makes videos about German unification and not the Italian one despite it being the one to inspire the Germans
Pretty sure there were attempts to unify Germany before Italy was United, like the mentioned 1848 revolution in this video.
Tbf one was much more successful and influential than the other
@@RKNYCPlus the Italian don’t won anything if it not for their allies effort.
They can’t even beat Austria when the Prussian troops was near Vienna
That's because no one cares about Italy.
@@thanhhoangnguyen4754 the Austrians were being beaten during the first then the Pope recalled the majority of the Italian forces leading to the Sardinians standing alone and now outnumbered. Garibaldi beaten France and the Bourbons twice, no foreign help was given to us in that occasion yet we faced 3 great powers + Naples and Papal volunteers. Prussia picked up small fights while we had to fight against everyone at once with tinier resources. This because we didn’t even have control of our own kindoms as foreigners were on our thrones but I guess you’re too ignorant and biased to reflect on that are u? The French help came because Napoleon III was member of the Italian revolutionaries ( he joined it because his family had Italian origins). The main issues were caused by the Numbers that the Italians had to face by the strength of the Foreign noble resistance and the resistance of the Pope which kept calling foreign powers to invade us. Did Prussia fight Austria Spain + the German minor kindoms and France at the same time? No? Then please do everyone a favour and shut the fuck up
Prussia could've done none of that, if not for the Rhineland. That was, and even to this day, the most economically important region in Europe, and one of the most in the entire world.
Nah, it's a wealthy region. But the best parts were in southern england and wallonia.
at that time.
@@boomburst8031
True about England, I was referring to continental Europe.
But Wallonia? It has less than 4 million people. The eastern region Prussia received at the congress of Vienna today has roughly the same GDP as the entire Netherlands.
Generally, the Blue Banana is what drives Europe as a whole.
@@user-gr9fq9gt9w I was talking more about resource concentration. It was the perfect spot to start of the industrial revolution on the continent.
Not really, greater Berlin already held a greater share of industry at that point. It was a massive gain but it would have been otherwise possible as well.
RATTLE EM BOYS 🍇
🍇🍇🍇🍇 If the patreon members (definitely not oligarchs) allow it, would you do a video on Jagellions aka “Eastern Habsburgs”
Capitalism and its consequences
It will mostly be ,,why giving majority of power to self-serving nobility dont turn out good"
@@rafaradzik5541 well it’s kinda true, but not really, for example: the “Librum Veto” right was given under the Vasa dynasty rulers
Shame that one of Jagiellons, our Habsburgs, gave beginning to the power of Habsburgs...
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18:39 you should make this a wallpaper
Bismarck: attack man and walks away with minor injuries
The rest of Prussia after they saw him get a gun unloaded on him…
I noticed France says ‘You are blocking la vue’ are you sure it might not be ‘la rue’ because that seems way more logical
Imagine knowing good enough French to correct me
No LaVue IS a Hotel/Resort in Switzerland
@@TheIllcasterne could even say you got a swiss miss! (Because of the hot cocoa)
Brother missed the joke 💀
Isn’t route more logical
Rue means street or road but route means road, way, journey, trip, etc.
11:10 very nice
24:08 in my opinion best moment of the whole video
Family group photo of germany
Same here
I like 25:00 very much, angered France in the shadow is absolutely hilarious.
Henckerlied gives it somehow family vibes
song name?
Heckerlied, took me some time to find this song. Great content, as always!
I just love the bit of the giant france and the music for the intro to the franco-prussian war
0:46 the prussian guy: caught it 4K🤨📷📸
7:51 La Belle-Alliance is a tavern that was in the center of the French position during the Battle of Waterloo. Although the etymology of the name is unclear the tavern was called La Belle-Alliance before the Battle of Waterloo. Blucher decided to name the battle after the tavern because it was where he and Wellington met shortly after the battle (although Wellington objected to naming the battle after the command-post of the defeated, preferring to name the battle after the place where he had spent the previous night).
Imagine the world today if those Muskets didn't go off.
Thank you this is the capital of countryball history
Amazing video, I love how you Utilize the eyes of the country ball to emphasize concepts like victory or defeat or satisfaction or dissatisfaction (with treaties)
Rlly informative videos my man. You got a new subscriber
I would join those extra things if I had them. Thanks for making good content
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THE DRAWINGS ARE SOO GOOD.
11:09 FOR THE EMPOROR
I love that 40k reference
Simply amazing
NAAAH THE UNITED BALLS CHURCH NO WAY
Funny enough, my grandmother’s family left Germany during the 1848 revolutions and moved to Mexico. They eventually moved to the USA.
That ds3 boss music got me that was great
Great vid
Man i love the Victoria2 OST
very kool video
The best Birthday Present I could ask for
More Prussian History, keep up the good work 😋👌
Love the vid!❤
Is it possible Napoleon purposefully gave Hanover back to the British for “peace” just so he could bait Prussia into a war?
Bismarck : So I'm responsible for the success against Austria
Germans diplomats : yup
Bismarck : And I also arranged a war with France.
Germans diplomats : yup
Bismarck : So you should listen to me
Germans diplomats : Makes sense to me.
Bismarck : So we're not gonna annex Elsass-Lotharingen so we won't have France as a permanent ennemies. What do you say ?
Germans diplomats : *proceed to do it anyway*
Tbh, the 1793 Borders of France didn't really make much sense, Alsace Lorraine had been part of the HRE for like over 800 years.
Plus it gave them some strategic territory.
@@notapuma There was litteraly an exodus of Alsacian in France, and a pro-french sentiment that was still alive in 1918 since the region was so badly integrated in the german empire.
Also the HRE had italian territories until it's dissolution, so it would have make sense to have northern Italy as german territories ?
Plus, it was a strategic disaster since it made the french third republic a mortal ennemy that managed to form a coalition against Germany.
The same coalition that killed the German Empire.
@@notapuma
still french to this day. keep coping now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:07 Thank you for that reference ❤
21:49 the dark souls 3 music (vordt of the boreal valley, second half) is just so epic and i love it so much in the themes of the video
dude i love videos like this please make more!
😅
What a guy 🍇
I like the space marine
I thoroughly enjoy the usage of Victoria I OSTs
Very epic
9:31 Minecraft players when they start undestand redstone in nutsell:
Its said Germany no longer has most of its prussian land
Could you make a series about the Epic Dukes of Burgundy
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these little polandball history multi part videos are so fucking good they are like crack god speed ezekiel
🍇this easily is My new favorite channel
I love the dynamax clouds
I like your videos very much. And I would like to ask you if you could make a video about Slovak national uprising
greetings ezekiel
EPIC VICTORIA GAMEPLAY!!111111
I realized that the dinamax Pokemon cloud over some Country's
Dark souls OST gave me ptsd, good job
Love the NTW soundtrack
18:35
IRON CHANCELLOR!
Bismarck, the madlad of central Europe
Nice
Epic
Oh yeah! I also read iron kingdom
a video on the winter and continuation wars would be nice
Heh
Lol
Please make a video about the history of the Brazilian Empire in the future
The Two Sicilies is weirdly present in the background. Do you have dome sort of fascination for that kingdom ?
The old poster looked good
You should make a playlist of these videos and name it NIMBY
What is the song playing in the Germany Calling, Bismarck, and Brothers War section?
Yes!
Center screen at 13:32 looks an awful lot like The Stanfield's "Death and Taxes" album cover. Like, almost 1-to-1.
Was playing EU4 at 4:50 and got VERY confused.
its ironic that hitler blamed the jews for germany's defeat in ww1 but in reality, Jews were more than happy to fight and die for the kaiser more than he was it seems.
Ezekiel trying to use a single thumbnail for his video for more than 5 seconds challenge (impossible)
hell yeah!
🍇, I still find it funny that they call it "grapeshot", even though the name makes sense
I’m pretty sure Prussian history goes up to the end of ww2 since it was split by Poland then completely desolved
do the magna charta
Overall great videos, but so mucg misplaced music!
Can you make a video for the history of the British crown colony of Hong Kong?
A philosoraptor?
Not seen one in years!
Am I the only one who say "balls church" in 11:00
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Glory for Prussia!
May my father land heil again ❤❤
hehe, incase anyone doesn't know German: Heil in German has two meanings, to Hail, and to heal. also Das Heil means "Salvation"
@@LastBrigadier Hail to thee my fatherland 🇩🇪
Hell yea baby
If you are doing Bismarck, then you should do a minisode about Schwarzenberg
what song did you use for the germany section?
🍇Bismark always has a plan
Normally I see kaiserreich as a rectangle, and not a regular country ball
*slam fist in the table*
HEGEL
MY ARCH ENEMY
Within a minute, I saw France and Russia kiss
16:55 Africa National Congress Jumpscare