My Brain Size has doubled since the last time we met, Count

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  • Anakin Skywalker exposes Chancellor Palpatine's and Count Dooku's plot.
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  • @-Alfox-
    @-Alfox-  21 день тому +584

    Please like & comment. ;)
    Chancellor gone , carry on.

    • @extremegrindingwithjesus7887
      @extremegrindingwithjesus7887 21 день тому +6

      cocaine gone, carry on

    • @user-ew4fs1uk1i
      @user-ew4fs1uk1i 21 день тому +2

      Do a video where they start discussing about the catchphrase in the end

    • @chriscummings4206
      @chriscummings4206 20 днів тому

      I wonder what the galaxy would be like if Padme became Chancellor. "Oh Annie, You're my Jedi Order..."

    • @webflips7794
      @webflips7794 19 днів тому +1

      😂 lol as always . How do you recreate the character’s voices?

    • @gruntgamer4204
      @gruntgamer4204 18 днів тому

      Should've thrown the brain from the thumbnail in it. I wanted to make an "ack ack!" joke....

  • @breecegriffith5896
    @breecegriffith5896 21 день тому +2039

    “What’s up, my dudes?” -Count Sudoku

    • @Oakensongs
      @Oakensongs 21 день тому +50

      "Ah, you wont get away this time." Obi-Gone said calmly.

    • @Formalec
      @Formalec 18 днів тому +13

      They are so casual, l love it😂

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 17 днів тому +12

      "Is... that really true, Palps?"

    • @kael13
      @kael13 15 днів тому +2

      Holly? Is that you? Are we talking jape of the decade?

    • @pu7dr
      @pu7dr 15 днів тому +2

      Count but the o is silent

  • @gregorg282
    @gregorg282 21 день тому +2209

    He said the thing. He said Dichotomy

    • @akapple3538
      @akapple3538 21 день тому

      He also said c*nt

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 21 день тому +20

      What's so funny about that? 😏

    • @mauriciopimentel6451
      @mauriciopimentel6451 21 день тому +110

      Dichotomy

    • @CaptainPositron
      @CaptainPositron 21 день тому +142

      Don't tell Mace.

    • @qalnor
      @qalnor 21 день тому +143

      @@rickoshay5525 I don't know what the precise origin of it is but it's something Anakin often says in humorous videos that portray him as vastly more intelligent than he is. I first encountered it in Anakin has a doctorate in Darth plagueis the wise studies (seals are good) but I don't know if that's the true origin

  • @ZELLKRATOR
    @ZELLKRATOR 21 день тому +894

    "Man I shouldn't have left the High Ground."

    • @crilleedara
      @crilleedara 21 день тому +16

      Bro ppl are sleepin on this one 🤣🤣

    • @aaqz2710
      @aaqz2710 19 днів тому +4

      Holy shit looking back now... why did he purposely leave the high ground and force jump down?

    • @jaspermooren5883
      @jaspermooren5883 18 днів тому +7

      ​@@aaqz2710 because he clearly didn't take the high ground feat unlike Obi wan, giving him advantage on all attacks made from high ground. So for him being closer to the action gave him a better position, rather than the high ground. Obi wan, being the teacher of Anakin, would have of course meant that Anakin has intimate knowledge of the built Obi Wan chose, so claiming the high ground as a pre-emptive for victory made sense as a statement in his situation.

    • @ZELLKRATOR
      @ZELLKRATOR 17 днів тому +2

      @@crilleedara true 🤣🤣

    • @puuhamato6294
      @puuhamato6294 14 днів тому

      ​@@crilleedara🦜👶🏻

  • @TNTExplodesLOL
    @TNTExplodesLOL 21 день тому +1369

    I love since hes handcuffed hes just forced to watch big brain anakin figure out his entire scheme, fits perfectly

    • @isucktrustme8672
      @isucktrustme8672 21 день тому +17

      If hes handcuffed and he cant do anythng why doesnt dooku just kill sidious before because he knows hes dead🫡

    • @zerieth6620
      @zerieth6620 19 днів тому +20

      "Embrace oblivion sucker!"

    • @Sphendrana
      @Sphendrana 18 днів тому +6

      Those aren't handcuffs, those are sith meditation bracelets 🤣

    • @Terexerate
      @Terexerate 18 днів тому +3

      ​@@isucktrustme8672ah yes, its big brain time

    • @maegor-targaryen
      @maegor-targaryen 12 днів тому +1

      At the end of the real scene, Anakin turned them off with the Force. Palpatine was never handcuffed.

  • @ezrameraz-lerma6604
    @ezrameraz-lerma6604 21 день тому +643

    He sounds like the kind of guy to write a doctoral thesis on the tragedy of one Darth Plagueis the Wise

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 20 днів тому +47

      Ah, it's a story I've read a great many times from the Jedi.

    • @user-ei6tt6er1p
      @user-ei6tt6er1p 20 днів тому +22

      The Wide.

    • @DamianSzajnowski
      @DamianSzajnowski 15 днів тому

      ​@@user-ei6tt6er1pThe Nice

    • @ElemXCR
      @ElemXCR 13 днів тому +3

      "And that was how your father became a Jedi Master." Anakin told Luke and Leia.

  • @reidpattis3127
    @reidpattis3127 21 день тому +675

    Notice how throughout the video, Anakin manages to make those around him gradually smarter. He is truly an inspiration 😊😊

    • @mitchjohnson4714
      @mitchjohnson4714 21 день тому +4

      This is what NPR does.

    • @charger1369
      @charger1369 18 днів тому +2

      ​@@mitchjohnson4714 wow lol

    • @LontEnCaras
      @LontEnCaras 17 днів тому +1

      that's why he's the chosen one, I guess

    • @Ultramega39
      @Ultramega39 15 днів тому +2

      Except Palpatine. Dude didn’t even fight back.

    • @VocalMabiMaple
      @VocalMabiMaple 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@mitchjohnson4714is your name a mash between mitch McConnell and mike Johnson? Jesus christ

  • @markdehaas2689
    @markdehaas2689 21 день тому +362

    Count sudoku 😂

  • @Rahhelthethird
    @Rahhelthethird 21 день тому +411

    Anakin: "I watched a lot of Rick and Morty before I came here. My intelligence has surpassed the simple dichotomy of stupid and smart."

    • @maegor-targaryen
      @maegor-targaryen 12 днів тому +10

      Anakin: I have watched every episode in Rick and Morty, Count. My IQ is now negative.

  • @souravm78
    @souravm78 21 день тому +543

    Chancellor Paperplane last words are always the same "Umm Sh*t" 😅😅 Then he gets chopped up 😂😂

  • @LuqmanHM
    @LuqmanHM 21 день тому +203

    "No, why would I betray you count" damn palps openly admitted he's collaborating with Dooku 😂😂😂😂

    • @MW-lw5mn
      @MW-lw5mn 21 день тому

      He said "Cunt" 😂

    • @duncethedoctor9054
      @duncethedoctor9054 21 день тому

      And he said cunt instead of count so he burnt both his bridges in that sentence
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AndyLeeVlogs
      @AndyLeeVlogs 18 днів тому +14

      Anakin's smart. That's why. 😅

    • @anonymgamer3416
      @anonymgamer3416 18 днів тому

      I thought he said c*nt lol

    • @JunkPhuJP
      @JunkPhuJP 17 днів тому +45

      I swear I heard “cu**”

  • @DeltaXK144
    @DeltaXK144 21 день тому +158

    “Dude, what?”
    -Obi Wan

    • @dogking44
      @dogking44 21 день тому +2

      -Carry On

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 18 днів тому +3

      Dude, i have no idea whats going on.

    • @x9360
      @x9360 17 днів тому +2

      @@Wertsir Dude, you're really freaking me out -count doodoo

  • @CelticChu
    @CelticChu 21 день тому +379

    I love that carry on joke you add to the end of every video.

    • @tergelegi5711
      @tergelegi5711 21 день тому +27

      "Well, chancellor gone, carry on." ~Coutn Sudoku

    • @SmoMo_
      @SmoMo_ 21 день тому +4

      Not sure it’s a joke though, I feel like it is the one really real thing left on the internet now.

    • @TrapsterJ
      @TrapsterJ 21 день тому +6

      He's planting the seeds for a future of endless merchandise with these many iconic phrases

    • @alexfischer7876
      @alexfischer7876 21 день тому +3

      That "joke" has probably came from a throwaway line said by *Admiral Firmus Piett* in _Return of the Jedi._
      As Vader says that he'll deal with Rebels himself, Piett goes: _"As you wish, my Lord. Carry on."_

    • @CelticChu
      @CelticChu 21 день тому

      @@alexfischer7876 Nerd

  • @Moth-pz9vg
    @Moth-pz9vg 21 день тому +186

    Anakin sounds like a narrator...
    His voice while jumping and kicking count soduku is so calm.

  • @GolemKL
    @GolemKL 21 день тому +177

    Paperplane gone, carry on

    • @crilleedara
      @crilleedara 21 день тому +3

      Paperplane gone, Bro 🤣🤣

    • @User-fz5bw
      @User-fz5bw 18 днів тому +3

      1:47 dooku calls anakin skywanker😂

    • @Tosslehoffe
      @Tosslehoffe 10 днів тому

      @@User-fz5bw skywanker, use your ears

  • @JunkoEnoshima.
    @JunkoEnoshima. 21 день тому +179

    Anakin: My Brain size has doubled since the last time we met count
    Count Sudoku: Impossible. 2 times 0 is still 0

  • @Isomeria450
    @Isomeria450 21 день тому +165

    "Dude, you really freaking me out!"
    That smile fits it perfectly, Count is so confused he has no idea what is going on.

  • @elyssa.c90
    @elyssa.c90 21 день тому +78

    Hayden's AI voice is spot-on, dude.

    • @flyte707
      @flyte707 21 день тому +4

      I hope hayden sees this 😂

  • @Vadim_Ibragimov
    @Vadim_Ibragimov 21 день тому +114

    Actually the best ending

    • @Moth-pz9vg
      @Moth-pz9vg 21 день тому +11

      Agreed

    • @axisrandom
      @axisrandom 15 днів тому +5

      The only thing that could’ve gone better in this universe is if qui-gonn lived.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 12 днів тому +1

      The ending of the soviet union was better

  • @polyestermammoth740
    @polyestermammoth740 21 день тому +177

    I discovered this channel yesterday and have developed a double hernia from laughing. Mobility gone, carry on.

  • @sayerglasgow115
    @sayerglasgow115 21 день тому +71

    "My brain size has doubled"
    Two times zero is still zero.

    • @perssontm1628
      @perssontm1628 21 день тому +5

      Uhm actually, technically ones brain size can't be zero!!! 🤓👆

    • @Pennywise-tq9kg
      @Pennywise-tq9kg 18 днів тому +1

      so underatted

  • @darkwerehog6497
    @darkwerehog6497 21 день тому +75

    Thousand year plan to eliminate the Jedi gone, carry on

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels 21 день тому +41

    Obi-Wan Canoli really said machiavellian machinations 😂😂😂

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 21 день тому +44

    “Dichotomy between the Republic and the separatists”
    HE SAID THE THING

  • @BrandonDuckett
    @BrandonDuckett 12 днів тому +3

    "EMBRACE OBLIVION SUCKER!" OMG why did this kill me so dead?!

    • @no-ic5gw
      @no-ic5gw 12 днів тому +1

      I loved it too lol

  • @fablearchitect7645
    @fablearchitect7645 19 днів тому +18

    If Christopher Nolan made star wars

  • @Polysthenes
    @Polysthenes 21 день тому +23

    "Good. Twice the size, double the seizure"

  • @jubalate
    @jubalate 21 день тому +27

    Count Sudoku 🤣

  • @Mirdclawer
    @Mirdclawer 15 днів тому +3

    I will never get enough of big brain academic scholar "thesis" Anakin

  • @CT_Rex_Fett
    @CT_Rex_Fett 21 день тому +14

    Anakin:"He Even Plans To Call Me Darth Vader"

  • @MisterMarin
    @MisterMarin 21 день тому +19

    Post- credits scene:
    Obi-Wan: Dude, I just realized something. The Original Trilogy no longer makes sense!
    Anakin: Dude, it never did anyway. During the entire Clone War, have you ever seen so much as a single torpedo making a 90 degrees turn?
    Obi-Wan [thinks for a moment]: Hmmm... no, I don't think I have.
    Anakin: Exactly. It defies the laws of physics.
    Dooku: What are you two talking about?
    Anakin: Old dude, shut up!
    Obi-Wan: Yes, we need to get out of here before I brake the 4th wall again.
    Anakin: Dude, you just did it again!
    Obi-Wan: Have I? Oops! Well, 4th wall gone, carry on. 🖖

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 21 день тому

      May the force be with you always master general sir Hayden and

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 21 день тому

      Always

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 21 день тому

      Very well then

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 21 день тому +1

      The exhaust port sucked the torpedo in because of the spaceballs meme about " suck to blow ".

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. 21 день тому +12

    Yeah, Dichotomy!

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 20 днів тому +7

    "I've already incorporated the Chancellor's scheming into my thesis."

  • @5on7YT
    @5on7YT 21 день тому +9

    1:32 he said WHAT?!?!?

  • @kike_006
    @kike_006 21 день тому +25

    Man, your work is the best and deserves more recognition. As a follower here are some humble ideas for your next videos.
    1. Anakin's force ghost meets his childhood version.
    2. Padmé meets Kylo Ren
    3. Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    4. Darth Jar Jar eliminates the younglings

    • @VideogameVeteran2004
      @VideogameVeteran2004 18 днів тому

      Well, Padme is Ben Solo’s grandmother, so that’s a good suggestion.
      Also, autocorrect is a Sith.

  • @Mad_racc00n
    @Mad_racc00n 21 день тому +10

    Big brain Anakin literally negs the entire Star Wars universe lol. No diff😂.

  • @Oakensongs
    @Oakensongs 21 день тому +9

    Skywanker's brain so big he got Obi-Gone to remember Machiavelli.

    • @kiltedanais
      @kiltedanais 20 днів тому +3

      Anakin: who's Machiavelli?
      Obi-Wan: Oh some future megalomaniac from a galaxy far far away from here on a planet that hasn't even begun to have life...umm never mind, pretend I didn't use that phrase. sh!t, now I have to kill you all.

  • @realstrength1379
    @realstrength1379 21 день тому +4

    Man, I kinda wish it went down like that with Anakin just becomming full potential chosen one genius who also brings unprecedented technological progress to the republic

  • @Usul75
    @Usul75 21 день тому +10

    "Damn, i should not have left the high ground" 🤣

  • @TheGreatFoooL
    @TheGreatFoooL 21 день тому +7

    “Yikes!” Man…. Dooku saying that after seeing Palpatine getting brutally executed by Obi-Wan and Anakin was my favorite part

  • @Termina_66
    @Termina_66 21 день тому +21

    Embrace Oblivion
    Lol.

  • @Denz-El
    @Denz-El 21 день тому +7

    The timeline where Anakin took Qui-Gon's advice and actually bothered to listen to his midichlorians. 😂

  • @godlessyuri
    @godlessyuri 19 днів тому +2

    Oh, so Dooku figures he can just peace out with "Chancellor gone, carry on?" He was instrumental in orchestrating the creation of the dichotomy of the galaxy into the Republic and the Separatists. Even if he's decided to be a good guy now, he's got some owning up to do, dude.

  • @JLOCC23424
    @JLOCC23424 11 днів тому +1

    "Dude you're really freaking me out." "Master Skywankwer."😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Umm shit." Never gets old😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 15 днів тому +2

    "Yikes!"
    -Sir Christopher Lee

  • @paulnicholson5997
    @paulnicholson5997 14 днів тому +1

    "Master Skywanker!" Damn, that was so subtly put in there. Best laugh I've had in awhile!😅😅😅😅

  • @maksymilianziele28
    @maksymilianziele28 5 днів тому +1

    Obi-wan: "I cannot wait to tell Ahsoka right in her face about what was accomplished here today after her unfair words before we parted our ways."

  • @user-nh6ld5qv4o
    @user-nh6ld5qv4o 21 день тому +9

    thats sheev look on kenobi lmao

  • @SebaP1991
    @SebaP1991 21 день тому +4

    Count Sudoku 😂🤣😂 this is gold

  • @andersonkai1094
    @andersonkai1094 19 днів тому

    Gold! 😂 I’ve slipped down the Star Wars rabbit hole and ended with this gold of content

  • @JohnSmithZen
    @JohnSmithZen 20 днів тому

    Yay to the vocabulary!
    I'm laughing but I also feel kind of like I just took a bath.
    THANK YOU!!!

  • @skullidamulli5059
    @skullidamulli5059 21 день тому +1

    This was probably my most favorite video you have made.

  • @Kaiser_Maul
    @Kaiser_Maul 19 днів тому +1

    Dude you’re really freaking me out 😂

  • @Theodorerockingchair
    @Theodorerockingchair 13 днів тому +1

    Just casually exposing the chancelors whole plan as if he was a time traveller from the future

  • @stazios_z
    @stazios_z 21 день тому

    My appetite for videos like these is doubled sized since the last one that i saw... carry-on!

  • @Swaglander
    @Swaglander 21 день тому +2

    Your channel deserves at least 2 mil subs… no joke

  • @DrAsh-eg7or
    @DrAsh-eg7or 5 днів тому +1

    Anakin is playing a new save because he wants the good ending

  • @Homelandervtech
    @Homelandervtech 21 день тому

    Bro i wished i could do this... I love anything with Anakin and Star wars. You make me laugh when i need it most. ❤❤❤

  • @AssassinIsAfk
    @AssassinIsAfk 7 днів тому +1

    2:11 when your plan that your planning for hundredes of yours is finally put into action and is surprising going well and then some prick comes along and ruins all your plans, is moments away from killing you and your defensless with no escape.

  • @Driven2Beers
    @Driven2Beers 21 день тому +11

    "Count Sudoku, I never could really understand how to solve your puzzling mysteries. I was never good with numbers. I was always better at using words, such as, 'My heart... is beating... I'm... Shatnering now... as if... I'm... dealing with a Klingon. Carry... on.'"

  • @hadarych9
    @hadarych9 20 днів тому

    Wahaha, now this IS a chosen one 😂 Man, this is the channel I'm always waiting videos from. Genius, bro, carry on! Anakin getting from the most stupid to smartest one kicks ass

  • @sorvex9
    @sorvex9 5 днів тому +1

    Unironically though, Dooku and Sidius would have killed em both if he had figured it out lol.

  • @eowynsisterdaughter
    @eowynsisterdaughter 20 днів тому

    The syncing of expressions and your chosen dialogue at the ending from, "thus, we must act decisively..." and onwards is so tastefully done, and hilarious.

  • @blechdose1004
    @blechdose1004 21 день тому +3

    Give me more Darth Mailman
    I think he is on the Mall
    The Darth Mall

  • @norokolo4951
    @norokolo4951 21 день тому +3

    others brains got bigger too by just listening to anakin for 2 minutes 💀

  • @pktrainerpk5supersus459
    @pktrainerpk5supersus459 18 днів тому +1

    good ending dooku might be forgiven but not forgotten and joins yoda once more for an long redemption arc

  • @IzzosPlace
    @IzzosPlace 20 днів тому

    Dude, this is a great video.

  • @ThunderCamX
    @ThunderCamX 21 день тому

    I love these so much lol.

  • @ulubak
    @ulubak 20 днів тому +1

    Count Sudoku. These names are getting better

  • @kezzla
    @kezzla День тому

    I love that you can see Christopher Lee's muscle memory allowing for the blade on his sabre draw.

  • @anim8rsinkstudios193
    @anim8rsinkstudios193 4 години тому

    I just love that they called him chancellor paper plane. Lol

  • @megablueman
    @megablueman 21 день тому +9

    I love the Anakin is a genius memes 🤣

  • @impala403
    @impala403 16 днів тому

    1:49 I nearly spat out my drink, you have excellent writing skills this was hilarious.

  • @D00MMAST3R
    @D00MMAST3R 21 день тому +3

    This isn't the good ending, this is the BEST ENDING

  • @mrmemo9510
    @mrmemo9510 21 день тому +2

    bro this is masterpiece

  • @ModHaterHD2003
    @ModHaterHD2003 21 день тому +2

    Basically What if Anakin maxed out Intelligence

  • @TheWhildOne
    @TheWhildOne 4 дні тому

    This is just pure gold

  • @Chewbyy
    @Chewbyy 20 днів тому

    This was the best yet

  • @VashTheStampede4K
    @VashTheStampede4K 21 день тому

    LOL!
    Nice edit.

  • @krejci92p
    @krejci92p 21 день тому +4

    Revenge of the Sith being cut down to first 7 minutes or so. 👍

  • @user-cz9qq8re4s
    @user-cz9qq8re4s 6 днів тому +1

    “My brain size has doubled since the last time we met, Count”
    “0x2 is still 0 idiot”
    ~The second worst burn Anakin suffered

  • @wildfox962
    @wildfox962 16 днів тому

    Oh man, How can I resist this thumbnail? what a masterpiece.

  • @Diego-jh1ri
    @Diego-jh1ri 6 днів тому +1

    I Love this channel

  • @davidschuler7196
    @davidschuler7196 19 днів тому

    What masterpiece did i just discovered here 🤩
    Where was this the last 30 years of my life?

  • @zone613
    @zone613 21 день тому

    Awesome content my dude!

  • @johantheviking2348
    @johantheviking2348 16 днів тому

    I’m not kidding. I could watch an entire movie of ‘just’ this.

  • @thesamy731
    @thesamy731 21 день тому +5

    What's wrong with Anderson? Did he read the scripts or wtf?

  • @christinestevenson4304
    @christinestevenson4304 21 день тому

    This is a good one! Everyone one but dooku sounds right on! I really can't stop laughing! Wicked good!

  • @JonathanA-zh8yp
    @JonathanA-zh8yp 21 день тому +1

    Love yor content keep it up ❤️

  • @josevillarroel7630
    @josevillarroel7630 21 день тому

    Logic gone, carry on! Another good video

  • @Pa1ad1no
    @Pa1ad1no 21 день тому +1

    Dichotomy done!!! Carry on!

  • @EwingAmaterasu
    @EwingAmaterasu 19 днів тому +2

    Anakin doesn't need all those midhichlorians with this amount of IQ

  • @JimSajMusic
    @JimSajMusic 20 днів тому

    That made me laugh WAY more than it should have.

  • @dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189
    @dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189 17 днів тому +1

    " Skywanker " love it.

  • @LtCommanderTato
    @LtCommanderTato 9 днів тому

    Just by clicking that video miniature i knew it gonna be good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MadSpectre47
    @MadSpectre47 21 день тому +17

    I always resolve myself to not laugh at these parody names. The situations/dialogue fine, but the names...
    And then I'm hit with Count Sudoku and I'm a helpless giggling fool.

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 21 день тому

      How funny is that idea

    • @perssontm1628
      @perssontm1628 21 день тому +1

      All the names are genius really, like Master Yoghurt had me giggling the first time I heard it. Or Master Windshield lol

    • @Chilly_1
      @Chilly_1 20 днів тому

      Darth Vaper too​@@perssontm1628

  • @Adam-pj2qh
    @Adam-pj2qh 15 днів тому +1

    this is a treasure.

  • @christoff124
    @christoff124 21 день тому +2

    alfox and seals for good never fail to deliver

  • @johnnorth4627
    @johnnorth4627 21 день тому

    The hits just keep on coming.

  • @Henry.Luciano
    @Henry.Luciano 21 день тому +2

    Well, craziness gone, carry on