Tool fans: man these lyrics are so deep. The band uses super complicated time signatures and mathmatic principles to write their music. MJK is really a god amongst men with his composition. Tool themselves: this song is called stinkfist.
Hooker checks off all the Tool boxes for me: Monstrous drums, Chonky bass riffs, sexy guitar licks, Maynard screaming, and a title that makes it impossible to recommend to friends
I absolutely love rosetta stoned because it sounds so serious on the surface but once you actually listen to the lyrics you realize it's like one of the goofiest songs ever
Yeah it's more evident in the recent albums but Opiate to Lateralus had a great evolution. 10 000 Days is their magnum opus IMO, the result of that evolution. Fear Inoculum didn't bring much to the table. So their best days may be over, but they had a great run.
Another TOOL meme 💀: ua-cam.com/video/WoIWRZiLhE0/v-deo.html
Tool fans: man these lyrics are so deep. The band uses super complicated time signatures and mathmatic principles to write their music. MJK is really a god amongst men with his composition.
Tool themselves: this song is called stinkfist.
Also Tool: Yeah we made Hooker with a Penis because fuck that guy in particular
The best part about Tool is that they don’t really tell themselves seriously, and that seems to be lost on lots of fans.
I feel Tool simultaneously loves their fans and thinks they are completely mindless idiots. @@drphilsranch6782
and stinkfist is also in 4/4!
TOOL fans: these lyrics elevated me to a higher level of being
The lyrics: dip your balls in motor oil
Hooker checks off all the Tool boxes for me: Monstrous drums, Chonky bass riffs, sexy guitar licks, Maynard screaming, and a title that makes it impossible to recommend to friends
I remember a girl in high school saw that song on my Zune… and she told another girl that I had a song called Hooker With A Penis on it… bad times lol
Just need better friends
Like the song Maynard’s Dick.
It's in my opinion, the quintessential tool song. Others are better, but this is THE tool song.
"Its only 4 minutes long "was a punchline worth every second.
Jesus Christ, the best meme I've seen this week
I have not laughed like this to any video in years
This week, this minute!
I feel like the funniest part is if I wasn't familier with Tool, I would have assumed these were all just part of the same song.
That's part of the point. The first three songs are very similar. The "best one" is the one that is different
I like how none of them have liked their favorite Tool tracks. Insuring the audience that they are all in fact, posers
I don't like any tracks on Spotify. I add them to playlists manually.
Only posers hit like buttons.
0:49 you can barely tell the phones were added... impressive, very nice
“I cannot believe he prefers Fear Inoculum to Lateralus” inner dialogue, best part 😂
Rosetta Stoned gives me chills every fuckin time
And their song pnuema, woosh!
GOD DAMN!
Shit the bed.
OVERWHELMED AS ONE WOULD BE PLACED IN MY POSITION
Me, they chose me and I didn't even graduate from fucking high school
....but I forgot my pen 😮💨
Man lateralus is literally my favorite song ever but whenever someone mentions the fibonacci sequence i die inside
Look at those subtly tracked phone cut-outs... The tasteful thickness of them... Oh my God, they even have different models.
I had a slight smile on my face throughout… then the last line “oh my god it’s only 4 minutes long” made me really laugh out loud 😅
"Sobre" and the video going with it was my first contact with tool. Still one of my favourite songs.
That part in Rosetta stoned is so fucking good FUCK
I know right 😭
I go between Vicarious and Lateralus as favourite songs but I think Hooker has one of the best choruses of all time.
Holy shit this is what you call comedy gold
Thank you so much 😇
Yup! This is amazing.
I was waiting for Paul Allens track and wasn't disappointed.
The fade between pneuma and Rosetta stones was perfect
Paul Allen would unironically have an OGT tattoo.
That part of Rosetta Stoned is probably the best part of any Tool song
My monthly payment for the internet is finally worth
Shit, I'm literally the Lateralus guy hahaha 💀
i like that he drops the guy´s phone at the end
Hooker With a Penis truly is the untrumpable favorite Tool song though, so well done.
Once again, Paul Allen's absolutely killing it.
"So you can point that fuckin' finger up you aaaaaassss"
😂
I fking love that song hahah
46 & 2 baybeeeeeeeee
#1
That is fantastic! Well done! Great f'n movie!
Very well done and absolutely on point. Impressive!
Well at least it wasn't Stinkfist, I felt that song deep in me.
😂 I see what you did there.
I haven't seen a good business card scene meme in a while. How tasteful
The ending is pure gold
My favorite Tool song is the one I'm listening to at the moment. I have never felt that with any of my past favorite bands.
"Tool song," T s.....T.S.
You're listening to Taylor Swift aren't you?
Yeah man they aren't songs bro they are an higher form of art dude
Its only 4 minutes long😂
H is my favorite
hahaha holy fuck that is absolute gold
Third Eye, guys... Third Eye...
They should do a sequel to this meme.
There is a new one. So funny 😂
Amazing and good selection songs. Sublime!!!.
This simply sublime
Man this is the best meme of this month
Underrated
Prison Sex will always be my favorite
No love for vicarious? Shame...
Man this meam is amazinga
OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT
This bangs
Wow this is great
This is gold
my favorite by album: Disgustipated until crickets, Aenima, Ticks and Leeches, Rosetta Stoned, Invincible
Wow, this meme has some really deep meaning to it. It's probably the best meme ever created
I absolutely love rosetta stoned because it sounds so serious on the surface but once you actually listen to the lyrics you realize it's like one of the goofiest songs ever
I BEEN SAYING THE ROSETTA STONED IS UNDERRATED
It is
haha, all great songs! Rosetta is definitely my favorite next to 7empest... but it's impossible to choose! Schism bra
H. Or the patient not being mentioned should be a crime
Tool - All killer, no filler.
top tier meme
Obviously the best tool song is playing the pot through rosetta stoned in one sitting.
Creative and funny video!! I love tool
Wish the boss would pull over with right in two on his phone
Tool! New Album out now!
Just kiddin
bruh that iphone x edit made me google if american pycho actually came out recent lmao
Any of these I would recommend to anyone who never heard tool before
I actually thought Paul Allen’s card was going to be Slayer’s Angel of Death.
You win. Every song was THE song.
My only complaint is that Paul Allen’s card is actually Third Eye
"Oh my God, its only 4 minutes long" thats the best shit cause tool be getting me bored with 13 minute songs
ooh la la I haven't heard TOOL before, I likey
Me: *plays Sober*
Impressive. Very nice.
Now let's see Paul Allen's meme.
But Mr.Bateman, don't you hear the carrot's screams?
Oh my god its only 4 mins long XD
rosetta stoned really is someting else tho
I expected to hear Intermission at the end
According to UA-cam Music Recap: Opiate² is my favourite track. Can't argue with that!
mine is the holy trinity
But wait you heard nothing yet queue Rosetta stoned
Great meme
Honestly expected Disgustipated to be the last one
All you know about me's what I told ya.
My ass who likes The Pot the most:
I bet their will be fans that miss it and will comment their favorite song with reasons as well😂😂😂
Hooker with a penis is unironically one of their best songs
HWAP superiority recognized again.
It should be illegal to listen to rosetta stoned without first listening to lost keys
Aenema 🔥🔥🔥
LMAOOOOOOO
Vicarious jambi Rosetta aenima forty six eulogy lateralus
Who's the all time best?, (I gotta ask, leave a comment below), Tool or Insane Clown Posse, who's the ultimate?
Let's throw MJK and Violent Jay in the ring
Accurate to a t.
If he would have played H. or Eulogy at the end, from the same album i'd considered this to be true, rather than a meme
Ahahahaha 😅😅
Flood is the best Tool song. It has a 5 minute intro.
Lmfaoo
No Intermission?
Paul Allen's song should have been Pushit
I’ll stick with sober and schism lol, I’m still a tool fan.
This made me realize tool are very talented at making all of their songs sound exactly the same.
Yeah it's more evident in the recent albums but Opiate to Lateralus had a great evolution. 10 000 Days is their magnum opus IMO, the result of that evolution. Fear Inoculum didn't bring much to the table. So their best days may be over, but they had a great run.
@@TheFlamingPikeThey definitely are over.
lmao
Who is Paul Allen?