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  • @ZebraCorner
    @ZebraCorner  3 роки тому +297

    Follow us on social media for more high class poop jokes @Ali_Zebracorner & @im_Mahk

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 4 роки тому +2479

    Boston resident meets his worst enemy, a boston resident

    • @HEMAYATC
      @HEMAYATC 3 роки тому +68

      As a Boston resident, I can confirm that this is true.

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 3 роки тому +11

      Cute dog

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 2 роки тому

      Louis CK did the most perfect representation on his show... ua-cam.com/video/nyQkkLLiRjw/v-deo.html

    • @jaredkennedy6576
      @jaredkennedy6576 2 роки тому +25

      Natural enemies, like Bostonians and New Yorkers, or Bostonians and Rhode Islanders, or Bostonians and other Bostonians. Damn Bostonians, they ruined Boston!

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 2 роки тому +7

      @@jaredkennedy6576 We Bostonians are a contentious people.

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly 5 років тому +7227

    Fixes his problem. Still puts him on hold unnecessarily.

    • @SheetFiber
      @SheetFiber 5 років тому +22

      😂😂😂

    • @deaundra15
      @deaundra15 5 років тому +12

      Me when I answer the phone at work

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому +24

      “Mabel’s whorehouse, where the customer cums first, please hold.”
      Makes a midori sour, takes sip.
      “Mabel’s Whorehouse where the customer cums first, how may we help you?”

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 5 років тому +1

      He had to take a shit...

    • @m_i_g_5108
      @m_i_g_5108 5 років тому +1

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ lmao you said "cums" 🤣

  • @tdot7084
    @tdot7084 5 років тому +1826

    3:15 "Lemme go ahead and get rid of that for ya"
    *misses keyboard with his finger*

    • @jonmarsh7914
      @jonmarsh7914 4 роки тому +8

      its not an actual keyboard genius

    • @tdot7084
      @tdot7084 4 роки тому +94

      Jon Marsh no shit but it was still funny genius

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahaha thank you I did not notice this lol

    • @ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg
      @ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg 4 роки тому +6

      @@jonmarsh7914 r/wooosh

    • @Oliver-cg5ud
      @Oliver-cg5ud 4 роки тому +6

      @@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg it’s not a woosh

  • @Helmotz.
    @Helmotz. 7 років тому +7211

    "I'm gonna go take a shit donna"
    priceless ahaha

    • @ErenJaeger13
      @ErenJaeger13 5 років тому +17

      idk how this has no replies

    • @thisguy4135
      @thisguy4135 5 років тому +20

      Funnier if you watch this while dropping a deuce. Don't ask me how I know

    • @caleb8807
      @caleb8807 5 років тому +2

      This Guy this reply made me cringe

    • @abstractassassin8767
      @abstractassassin8767 5 років тому +2

      2.2k like

    • @Alreadyno
      @Alreadyno 5 років тому +3

      Not that funny

  • @19981alexis
    @19981alexis 5 років тому +8817

    -One gray T-Shirt
    -Good taste

  • @omaravalos1234
    @omaravalos1234 5 років тому +1302

    “We treat you like you treat you”
    That’s not comforting knowing how much I value self deprecating humor

    • @justmika6964
      @justmika6964 3 роки тому +16

      Lol i hate calls. Just gonna be awkward quietness with one getting mad and the other freaking out cause these systems companies uses be crap and hard to go through. At and t stuff is old as heck and need to be brought into this millennium.

  • @loetwiek
    @loetwiek 5 років тому +2888

    3:15 I like how he doesnt even press the key

    • @turbohayabusa01
      @turbohayabusa01 5 років тому +85

      Elon musk you realize he’s on a green screen right? 🤔

    • @Brendanhaz
      @Brendanhaz 5 років тому +199

      @@turbohayabusa01 still funny seeing his hand hover past it tho lol

    • @AssassinYTLive
      @AssassinYTLive 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @dnsmithnc
      @dnsmithnc 5 років тому +41

      Two reasons he doesn't hit the key. One, it's funny. Two, he's reading the script from the screen and hitting a key could screw it up.

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 5 років тому +72

      @@dnsmithnc It's not that hard to put a keyboard there that's not plugged in.
      But anyway, it's funnier how he doesn't press the key. Leaves a little bit of ambiguity there. Did he really delete those fees, or did he just pretend he did. :D

  • @PtylerBeats
    @PtylerBeats 5 років тому +11159

    “Is there any way I can just talk to a computer?”

    • @perfectfan2006
      @perfectfan2006 5 років тому +72

      best line ever ..

    • @BOTzerker
      @BOTzerker 5 років тому +41

      Every three months when it's time for my father's Rx refills, I call OptumRx and never successfully make it through their automated system. Always end up talking to a customer service rep and the first thing out of my mouth, "your automated system sucks!" I'm livid because I shouldn't be talking to a representative for a refill order.

    • @CynHicks
      @CynHicks 5 років тому +4

      Well, you beat me too it.

    • @SSgtRobertMorris
      @SSgtRobertMorris 5 років тому +2

      Says NO ONE, EVER!!!!!

    • @jonahv5149
      @jonahv5149 5 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @Ganonslayer13
    @Ganonslayer13 3 роки тому +450

    Nothing in my life has broken me so much as when I heard him say “you know what, can I just speak to a robot?” I absolutely completely lost it. I have never related to anything more in my existence.

    • @alexlasers1358
      @alexlasers1358 3 роки тому +4

      The at&t bot is actually easier to understand then their humans at times and doesn’t charge an extra 5usd service fee for use

    • @Hawk5552
      @Hawk5552 3 роки тому +1

      Computer not robot

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 Рік тому +1

      Software not computer

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 7 років тому +2716

    That picture of Matt Damon behind him

    • @WilhelmMuller88
      @WilhelmMuller88 6 років тому +51

      Donut Operator I love your channel btw

    • @kobyoku6110
      @kobyoku6110 6 років тому +21

      Donut Operator Its the legend the myth The Donut, LEO recaps anytime soon? Btw love your content.

    • @ashtenlastname4045
      @ashtenlastname4045 6 років тому +6

      I just watched 10 of your vids lol

    • @exchii6299
      @exchii6299 6 років тому +3

      You look like the dude in the new Mission Impossible movie

    • @TheFury295
      @TheFury295 6 років тому +9

      The Eli Manning dart target 😂

  • @teflondon8776
    @teflondon8776 5 років тому +7793

    "I'll need three forms of identification, none of which can be your driver's license or birth certificate. I'll also need your driver's license and birth certificate." lmaooooo

    • @arieltolome1147
      @arieltolome1147 5 років тому +233

      THIS IS TOO REAL

    • @DJSherinee
      @DJSherinee 5 років тому +21

      Crying from laughing 😭😂😭😂

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 років тому +61

      or passport or social security number

    • @margaretwilson8736
      @margaretwilson8736 5 років тому +21

      Banks and credit cards are really heavily regulated and have to ask for a billion forms of ID. Not like they do it for fun.

    • @isst8186
      @isst8186 5 років тому +1

      I feel this on another level and yall have no idea why 😂😪

  • @davidblaine3608
    @davidblaine3608 5 років тому +639

    "I'm go ahead and Clear these charges"
    *Clicks Air*

  • @daniellao4916
    @daniellao4916 6 років тому +7597

    "Discover is very fitting for your name, because I discover a new fee every month." ~Mahk 2k17

  • @eef1869
    @eef1869 7 років тому +6190

    Get this man a Netflix special.

    • @BYRD9630
      @BYRD9630 7 років тому +169

      pYro's Playhouse It would be better if he doesn't get one, they'll make it unfunny and fill it with liberal agenda.

    • @ReynardFuchsmann
      @ReynardFuchsmann 7 років тому +41

      BYRD9630 glad I'm not the only one that's noticed this

    • @TheXTutorialsx
      @TheXTutorialsx 7 років тому +23

      BYRD9630 true true

    • @sick4652
      @sick4652 7 років тому +8

      pYro's Playhouse UA-cam Original

    • @RaytheonNublinski
      @RaytheonNublinski 7 років тому +27

      pYro's Playhouse Fuck that. Once he goes commercial it's all over.

  • @Fred3209
    @Fred3209 5 років тому +724

    “Triple Pregnant Tina”

    • @WallyBChamp
      @WallyBChamp 5 років тому +69

      Oh so you know tpt?

    • @SamO-cn8rg
      @SamO-cn8rg 4 роки тому +18

      Dang y’all know tpt as well? small world

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 роки тому +3

      @Marksman King you sound like a shit employee

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 роки тому +1

      @Marksman King wow you totally showed me, asshole

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 роки тому

      @Marksman King the only thing anyone could ever learn from you is the importance of moving out of your mom's basement, lest they turn out like you. Keep being a shit worker and a racist, hope you get fired :)

  • @TheDustyaman
    @TheDustyaman 7 років тому +1752

    I have to bookmark that one😂😂😂

    • @nates.2844
      @nates.2844 7 років тому +283

      TheDustyaman you mean bookmahk

    • @harryjones3906
      @harryjones3906 7 років тому +20

      +D.J. Adio you are a genius

    • @canadude6401
      @canadude6401 7 років тому +2

      I'm dead. My eyes are watering

    • @gabil214
      @gabil214 7 років тому +1

      TheDustyaman ui

    • @antoineO1
      @antoineO1 7 років тому

      Bookmahk

  • @imabigscrewball
    @imabigscrewball 7 років тому +327

    😂😂😂😂 "you got me, I was taking a shit. You wanna do dis or not?"

    • @jediluke8582
      @jediluke8582 7 років тому +7

      Ya that's what i thought bitch

    • @imabigscrewball
      @imabigscrewball 7 років тому

      THE PATRIOT this video was hilarious

  • @Michael_Livingstone
    @Michael_Livingstone 4 роки тому +147

    In most call centers the "supervisor" is just a more senior call center representative. It's very rare to speak to an actual supervisor or higher.

    • @Chase-vl9cp
      @Chase-vl9cp 4 роки тому +16

      to clarify, you rarely speak to someone's direct supervisor (unless its like a smaller department) usually there's a team dedicated to taking whats called "escalation calls" and they are more experienced, handle everything, and have more power

    • @taicanium
      @taicanium 4 роки тому +12

      As someone who works in a call center, can confirm. Supervisors, even ones that are otherwise awesome in every way, will avoid taking calls like the plague.

    • @cruisingwithoutsail6585
      @cruisingwithoutsail6585 4 роки тому

      @@taicanium why is that?

    • @kujas
      @kujas 4 роки тому +3

      @@taicanium this is true 👍

    • @TeacherTaj
      @TeacherTaj 3 роки тому +3

      @@cruisingwithoutsail6585 Usually they have so much other work; often clerical duties, scheduling duties, etc.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 5 років тому +8041

    "Quote from the video we all just watched"

    • @oswaldjenkins8557
      @oswaldjenkins8557 5 років тому +194

      Lmfao yeah that's about all you get down here in the comments

    • @choomahinducer2520
      @choomahinducer2520 5 років тому +181

      Hahaha, yeah bro! That part was Fucking hilarious!
      But the line “I’m honestly just hoping to get hundreds of likes" was the best, easily!

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 5 років тому +49

      @@choomahinducer2520 Yeah man gets me every time!!!! Also support a small channel and check out my latest video, im doing a fortnite giveaway

    • @jordankelly4684
      @jordankelly4684 5 років тому +47

      Wow come on someone else’s channel being a dick and advertises his own channel. You’s a special kind of fuck waffle.

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 років тому +61

      @@Corrupted you were chill until you self-advertised

  • @itsGarrick
    @itsGarrick 7 років тому +7668

    The customer and discover employee look similar

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 7 років тому +68

      itsGarrick Was that a joke?

    • @TekkuBeats
      @TekkuBeats 7 років тому +667

      No, gattsu. It was definitely not a joke. Nothing about the sentence he just wrote had any comedic value.
      You absolute inbred.

    • @Beefn
      @Beefn 7 років тому +123

      Gattsu Brando when will you learn

    • @OliveEaters
      @OliveEaters 7 років тому +156

      don't be racist.

    • @PwnYouL8er
      @PwnYouL8er 7 років тому +20

      Gattsu Brando tard

  • @chipsbag
    @chipsbag 3 роки тому +464

    "We treat you, like you treat you"
    Does that mean you guys wanna kill me?

  • @joehoward8629
    @joehoward8629 7 років тому +1647

    "I'll need 3 pieces of identification that is not your driver's license... But I will also need your driver's license

    • @gatekeeper494
      @gatekeeper494 7 років тому +16

      Joe Howard this had 99 likes I had to complete it

    • @dominicisme1999
      @dominicisme1999 6 років тому +2

      And don’t forget I will also need your drivers license and birth certificate

    • @Hopeguz3
      @Hopeguz3 6 років тому

      🤣

    • @user-tf6hu5up7k
      @user-tf6hu5up7k 6 років тому

      dominicisme1999 I didn’t get that why do they still need it

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 6 років тому

      I had a job interview like that. Literally nobody brought 4 ids out of the like 100 people there.

  • @antoineO1
    @antoineO1 7 років тому +1724

    Discovah cahd depahtment supervisah. Lol.

    • @catcat3964
      @catcat3964 6 років тому +15

      Antoine Lawrence Ugliest and trashiest accent in America

    • @catcat3964
      @catcat3964 6 років тому +3

      Antoine Lawrence Ugliest and trashiest accent in America. Not to mention this guy is embellishing his accent.

    • @siopowar
      @siopowar 5 років тому +35

      @@catcat3964 you double posted just to express your disdain in an accent.

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 5 років тому +16

      Gingy The Cat I wanna hear your ugly ass accent

    • @noob.168
      @noob.168 5 років тому

      Is it boston or New York?

  • @R100Magiaa
    @R100Magiaa 4 роки тому +512

    “I don’t shake hands” shirts selling like hot cakes right now

  • @floufusion1519
    @floufusion1519 7 років тому +1616

    I fucking love your videos. Can we give him a round of applause for the amount of effort put into his videos?

    • @nowaxtheory
      @nowaxtheory 7 років тому +8

      Flou Fusion 👏👏👏

    • @chump5920
      @chump5920 7 років тому +14

      Flou Fusion instead of a round of applause donate to his patreon so he can upload more! - www.patreon.com/ZebraCorner

    • @rigafraction1653
      @rigafraction1653 7 років тому +2

      Fuckin right, so much of the shit on youtube just drives ya nuts with how stupid or obnoxious it is, it's great to get a genuine laugh from a comedic genius like this.. He needs to be doing side sketches for a late night comedy show.... sadly they all blow now

    • @iDX1701
      @iDX1701 7 років тому +1

      I love these videos

    • @MichaelRobertRose
      @MichaelRobertRose 7 років тому +3

      Hear hear!

  • @colton1117
    @colton1117 5 років тому +4432

    Matt Damon + Mark Wahlberg 😂😂

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 5 років тому +25

      Colton Stoddart mahk* :P

    • @drewcatchings4183
      @drewcatchings4183 5 років тому +62

      Right? It’s like they fucked and had a miracle baby

    • @dylanhealy8126
      @dylanhealy8126 5 років тому +48

      Mahk Damon

    • @NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb
      @NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb 5 років тому +3

      Colton Stoddart for real i was thinking the same thing

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 років тому

      He has like no features Matt has besides maybe the haircut Matt once had that

  • @spudthegreaterusa8386
    @spudthegreaterusa8386 4 роки тому +405

    "5000 cases of Pakistani light bulbs" ....Bingo.

    • @ItsBooToYou
      @ItsBooToYou 4 роки тому +14

      6000*

    • @spudthegreaterusa8386
      @spudthegreaterusa8386 4 роки тому +5

      @@ItsBooToYou Yep, that Boston accent is a bit thick.

    • @notzartasha
      @notzartasha 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao
      -me, a pakistani

    • @furtalance_x
      @furtalance_x 3 роки тому

      Haha I am from Pakistan. Didn't know the country made light bulbs lol 😆

    • @spudthegreaterusa8386
      @spudthegreaterusa8386 3 роки тому +3

      @@furtalance_x I used to buy incandescent lightbulbs from Poland, they were designed for a higher voltage, and would literally last about 10 times longer than the crap we put out in the U.S. and the bases were brass. I had light bulbs still working after 10 years in my home. So, if Pakistan could make some of those, I'd certainly buy them. The LED bulbs I get from china freaking suck.

  • @lionelhuts875
    @lionelhuts875 7 років тому +1403

    Just noticed all the Tom Brady photos in the background.

    • @synisterv7703
      @synisterv7703 7 років тому +58

      BI3Sols And the Eli Manning dartboard lol!!!

    • @benrujo
      @benrujo 7 років тому +11

      And there's milo and otis in the background of both lulz

    • @DragonInfraXtremeRGT
      @DragonInfraXtremeRGT 7 років тому +8

      there is also a picture of matt damon in the office

    • @ktrocknerd
      @ktrocknerd 7 років тому +12

      And the Marky Mark picture

    • @antiisocial
      @antiisocial 7 років тому +25

      The DealDash laptop

  • @TrapMusicNow
    @TrapMusicNow 7 років тому +2370

    This shit has me rolling. Haha

    • @MrRemix
      @MrRemix 7 років тому +15

      Trap Music NOW. Fr??!!! Hey im the Creator of that remix at the end just to let u know

    • @redmessenger5191
      @redmessenger5191 2 роки тому

      We are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom. New slavery, Don't Travel to the USA. Never even for a short time. But if you have to, don't forget don't drink anything at the US embassy and also if you have any special knowledge or skills or an invention, They will steal it from your mind. The US government initially used this method to identify people who intended to harm the United States. but today they use it for many purposes, including stealing information from people, stealing data from peoples minds. And many celebrities like Taylor Swift are helping to lure the US government. they'll see whatever you see you'll never have privacy even with your wife or girlfriend. they'll see whatever you think. when Taylor Swift said I use my best colors for your portrait means it's one of the newest things they're using it. Your silence will help them to do it again and again. They said don't say anything because of The USA. I want to take her to court and ask her for 500M dollars. Anyone who knows about this incident and is aware of it is enough to come and tell the court only the facts he has seen. I have no complaints against those people and for this, I will give you $ 5m of the money I received. When I asked Taylor Swift money, she said No amount of money can clean you. She even mentioned it in one of her songs. She shared all videos on her platform. #TaylorSwiftkiller, #BIDENkiller
      After all this happened to me, I Definitely sure Taylor Swift is one of is the most evil and filthy human being in the world. I asked her why did you distribute the film of my life like a live documentary among thousands of people? She replied, "I just wanted to make music." And got an idea from it. She has a private platform that many singers are members of and all of them use it to get ideas. And finally, if the person finds out, he will be paid a sum for the right to remain silent. They want to pay me from $ 10,000 to $ 1,000,000, but that was not the amount I asked for. Those are not only a songs. She ( Taylor Swift) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders.
      Taylor Adolf Hitler, Humans are not your laboratory mice. Taylor Swift is a secret
      Nazi.. She ( Taylor Swift) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders. I was used as a laboratory mouse to test new products withoutWe are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom

  • @SagieBMANFTW
    @SagieBMANFTW 5 років тому +220

    “I’m gonna go make a bag of feces pieces” that one got me hard😂

  • @BeardedPiano
    @BeardedPiano 7 років тому +3203

    I've seriously watched this over 10x now. Can't stop laughing.

    • @OperationNonsense
      @OperationNonsense 7 років тому +8

      me too, omg this dude is awesome.

    • @jcollentertainment4969
      @jcollentertainment4969 7 років тому +1

      BeardedPiano 3.58 * 10 = 35.8 hours there are 24 hours in a day so you spent 1 1/2 days watching this

    • @GoatMen
      @GoatMen 7 років тому +6

      Hey shit head minutes ain't hours.

    • @exseraph-1344
      @exseraph-1344 7 років тому +8

      J Coll "Jordan Collins" This video is 4 minutes long so he’d spend 40 minutes minimum, not 36 hours, are you dense?

    • @BowserN64
      @BowserN64 7 років тому +1

      BeardedPiano Haha I know right? It's so great.

  • @mikedrz
    @mikedrz 7 років тому +593

    as an ex call center employee I approve this message.

    • @WeirddoughRue
      @WeirddoughRue 7 років тому

      mikedrz same lol

    • @WeirddoughRue
      @WeirddoughRue 7 років тому +2

      mikedrz I wish we could really talk to them like that

    • @Anthony-dk7de
      @Anthony-dk7de 7 років тому

      How was your call center job? Did you like it?

    • @WeirddoughRue
      @WeirddoughRue 7 років тому +12

      Anthony D. It’s a mentally draining job due to its repetitiveness and the people you talk to over the phone feel like their better than you and treat you like crap. Don’t ever work at a call center!!! Run far away

    • @pditties
      @pditties 6 років тому

      I love the line from the Steve Jobs movie in which a nonbeliever questions the Apple guru’s wisdom by reminding him of the saying “the customer is always right.” Jobs, played by Michael Fassbender, shoots back, “I guarantee whoever said ‘the customer is always right’ was a customer. So damn true

  • @M8OfTheNorth
    @M8OfTheNorth 4 роки тому +77

    This is what it would be like if the call wasn’t being recorded.

  • @edwardvrona9105
    @edwardvrona9105 7 років тому +1545

    6,000 Pakistani light bulbs 😂

    • @louf7178
      @louf7178 7 років тому +28

      Maureen Vrona Bingo, that's the one.

    • @Millwork1075
      @Millwork1075 7 років тому +35

      Maureen Vrona "Bingoooo, maybe that's it, genius!"

    • @OperationNonsense
      @OperationNonsense 7 років тому +20

      its 6000 cases, much much more than 6000 ROFL

    • @goofyleo3869
      @goofyleo3869 7 років тому +19

      Here in the states we call them candles...

    • @jakesecovich5909
      @jakesecovich5909 6 років тому +1

      Everyone calls a candle a candle in America

  • @t.emanuelpatel6191
    @t.emanuelpatel6191 5 років тому +3578

    Im from boston and his accent kills me 😂😂😂😂 sounds like a Wahlberg mixed with Peter Griffin

    • @mandude03VideosYT
      @mandude03VideosYT 5 років тому +22

      T. Emanuel Patel I'm from Canada, I'm not sure that people from Newfoundland speak like Mahk, I'm not sure, but I did hear that newfies speak funny, I'm from west Canada

    • @asusmctablet9180
      @asusmctablet9180 5 років тому +38

      You know Tommy Big Toe and Triple Pregnant Tina?!?

    • @t.emanuelpatel6191
      @t.emanuelpatel6191 5 років тому +26

      @@asusmctablet9180 Oh You know TPT??

    • @bamparsil
      @bamparsil 5 років тому +14

      He sounds like hes from ny too 😂 im from ny but his voice sounds like an italian in a way 😆

    • @ryank9919
      @ryank9919 5 років тому +7

      Fusilli _Jerry Cuz it’s a fake Boston accent he taught himself, he’s actually from like St Pete, which I’m pretty sure is in Florida, atleast that’s what google said.

  • @spookycrane9318
    @spookycrane9318 5 років тому +192

    “Is there any way I can talk to a computer” 💀

  • @johncervantes6418
    @johncervantes6418 5 років тому +1776

    "Tom Brady replica mouth"
    I don't blame him tho...

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 роки тому +6

      John Cervantes
      Defensive linemen on every other team buy and use it before every game against him.... it encourages them mentally, they work harder to “get the sack!”

  • @hoodiereviews6003
    @hoodiereviews6003 7 років тому +785

    "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl"
    You must be constipated

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 7 років тому +17

      HoodieReviews a total Movantic moment

    • @ronindebeatrice
      @ronindebeatrice 7 років тому +8

      HoodieReviews This will be our year.

    • @BassGuitarGuy128
      @BassGuitarGuy128 7 років тому +4

      HoodieReviews ahahaha

    • @logan4x6
      @logan4x6 7 років тому

      Haha ah ha ha ha HA ha haHaHaHaaahahaha Hahahaha hhaaahaa haha

  • @hodlwise2470
    @hodlwise2470 5 років тому +1537

    Forehead wrinkle remover (gotta bookmark that one). 😂😂😂

    • @ruserious8761
      @ruserious8761 5 років тому +12

      THAT to me was brilliant! A personal dig. I've read comments here about his forehead crease. Genius.

    • @codycasteel25
      @codycasteel25 5 років тому +3

      * gotta bookmahk that one

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 4 роки тому

      Mr. 8-Bit Doggo Shoppah
      Get to the shoppah.

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 4 роки тому

      Self deprecation is some of the best humor. Laugh at yourself is a great ability.

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 3 роки тому

      we watched the video diummbass

  • @RGutz90
    @RGutz90 7 років тому +237

    "I mean honestly a lot of these fees are made up"
    Explains why my university semester bill is way too expensive

  • @ed9753
    @ed9753 5 років тому +180

    “I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool”

    • @normlord6357
      @normlord6357 4 роки тому +12

      sounds more like masturbation

    • @janellhart1356
      @janellhart1356 4 роки тому +2

      Norm Lord holy shit, IT DOES 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamAx57
      @SamAx57 4 роки тому

      “I gotta go see a man about a horse

  • @nuclearsuplex7383
    @nuclearsuplex7383 7 років тому +480

    "Triple pregnant Tina."
    "Oh shit you know TPT?"
    and I lost it

  • @borisangelis8093
    @borisangelis8093 7 років тому +1744

    never ever loooooose your accent

    • @sikebruh6099
      @sikebruh6099 7 років тому

      Boris Angelis 8

    • @sggurcs-
      @sggurcs- 7 років тому +99

      L o o s e

    • @SgtPnkks
      @SgtPnkks 7 років тому +14

      he looses the accent all over us every time he makes a video

    • @borisangelis8093
      @borisangelis8093 7 років тому +5

      sorry. i fixed it

    • @suu2212
      @suu2212 7 років тому +7

      loose

  • @UncCheesebone
    @UncCheesebone 5 років тому +91

    “Let me go ahead and get rid of that for ya” *Presses Air*

  • @maddiestyles1989
    @maddiestyles1989 7 років тому +268

    "Make a bag of fecies pieces.....Gonna free the turtles" PURE GOLD

    • @JohnLee-fr6pi
      @JohnLee-fr6pi 5 років тому +2

      Release a chocolate hostage

    • @SamAx57
      @SamAx57 Рік тому

      Restock the lake with brown trout

  • @dx5907
    @dx5907 7 років тому +2973

    "You got me sir I was taking a shit"

    • @eddtru
      @eddtru 7 років тому +54

      cousin let's go bowling

    • @theexposist6885
      @theexposist6885 7 років тому

      Eduardo Trujillo maybe later

    • @arvicz22
      @arvicz22 7 років тому

      Laughed hard at that one

    • @dx5907
      @dx5907 7 років тому

      Haha^

    • @moron32
      @moron32 7 років тому +11

      Damn, you watched this video too??

  • @morrissey8485
    @morrissey8485 5 років тому +88

    "I mean honestly a lot of these fees are made up" LOL true true

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 5 років тому +2899

    I'm gonna Take the browns to the Superbowl 💩 I rarely laugh at poop jokes but that one was good 😂 👌

    • @jltaco85
      @jltaco85 5 років тому +47

      "Superbowl"...I just got the joke. Damn I'm slow, no wonder I'm a drop out!

    • @bravotronalpha3787
      @bravotronalpha3787 5 років тому +35

      Reminded me of "Drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."

    • @stateservant
      @stateservant 5 років тому +2

      I just get it now... Haha

    • @hidden1319
      @hidden1319 5 років тому +32

      You guys have never heard of that saying lol it’s pretty old, but hey least y’all know now.

    • @metaltheme8435
      @metaltheme8435 5 років тому

      @@hidden1319 ok

  • @seekgodfirst1605
    @seekgodfirst1605 7 років тому +353

    Keep them coming Mahk!

    • @FarrFromPerfect
      @FarrFromPerfect 7 років тому +6

      MMmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa (sculls a beer) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (punches some guy) hhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @catcat3964
      @catcat3964 6 років тому

      No you’re doing an Ny. What you mean is MAC!

  • @MRynR211
    @MRynR211 3 роки тому +47

    I used to work in Discover Card collections, and I did the "this is a Discover Supervisor" thing all the time haha.

  • @kille78
    @kille78 6 років тому +482

    Used to work for Discover. Can confirm this is exactly how every call goes

    • @yasmeennaimi
      @yasmeennaimi 4 роки тому +6

      Omg lol which location and what department?

    • @ryana7457
      @ryana7457 4 роки тому +4

      I work student loans in SLC

    • @invalidperson1100
      @invalidperson1100 2 роки тому +5

      @@yasmeennaimi And street address and ssn and credit card number too?

  • @smokealotapotamus_104
    @smokealotapotamus_104 7 років тому +372

    The one dislike is Discover Card

    • @VioletRM
      @VioletRM 7 років тому +28

      Smokealotapotamus _ and their 17 other accounts

    • @harryjones3906
      @harryjones3906 7 років тому +5

      +ND32101 And the rest are tom brady haters

    • @bubbiesdad
      @bubbiesdad 7 років тому

      Isn't that Discovah cahd?

  • @rangopistacho6928
    @rangopistacho6928 3 роки тому +23

    The worst part about credit card company's is how when you try to transfer money to one bank account to a diffrent kind of bank but there are delays despite a lot sharing the same system

    • @raygamma36
      @raygamma36 2 роки тому

      Those 'delays' are a scam. Same as the "wait three 'business' days for a check to clear" scam. The Banks take your money, put in their account, use it on Wall Street to make More money, then put it back in your account.
      Billions of dollars of no-risk profit for them. Public is totally unaware.

  • @ItsMindx
    @ItsMindx 7 років тому +1480

    I died when he said he was gonna take the browns to the super bowl 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hisokaDluffy
    @hisokaDluffy 7 років тому +1809

    forehead wrinkle removal cream😂

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 4 роки тому +12

    “You do not have to curse to get your point across.”
    I work in the restaurant industry, I’m definitely using that.

  • @xtralife1805
    @xtralife1805 7 років тому +16

    This was awesome XD the milo and otis posters in the background just added that special touch

  • @AshPCGaming
    @AshPCGaming 7 років тому +698

    I fucking love this guy.

    • @basmeijer1567
      @basmeijer1567 7 років тому +25

      Isaiah you don't have to curse to get your point across

    • @popiscoolnow
      @popiscoolnow 7 років тому +1

      Bas Meijer
      LM-FUCKING-AO😂😃😄

    • @AshPCGaming
      @AshPCGaming 7 років тому +2

      Bas Meijer 😂

    • @Bruh-md3we
      @Bruh-md3we 7 років тому +8

      Isaiah He should do the new Chevy equinox ad with a hotel in it

    • @AshPCGaming
      @AshPCGaming 7 років тому

      PHILIP DOENGES Lmfao, that would be lit

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 4 роки тому +61

    Actually, I really love Discover's customer service. I've always been able to talk to a person.

  • @ajricherson1099
    @ajricherson1099 7 років тому +814

    Discovah Cawd

    • @Gayjesus77
      @Gayjesus77 7 років тому +1

      Andrew R. Lol

    • @kurtlarvadisi2001
      @kurtlarvadisi2001 6 років тому +6

      Mawk wahlburg would be proud

    • @anthonysamson9135
      @anthonysamson9135 6 років тому +1

      Andrew R. Nice

    • @Gwynplaine4
      @Gwynplaine4 6 років тому

      They can't help it. English must not be their first language on the east coast. ;)

    • @jebriale9264
      @jebriale9264 6 років тому

      Andrew R. Hey fellow seapuppo

  • @lejuanjames7205
    @lejuanjames7205 7 років тому +441

    " May he smoke meth in heaven forever......RIP...." Lmao

  • @itslooigi
    @itslooigi 4 роки тому

    Dude I just discovered you. This is all GOLD

  • @ThatAsianGuy68
    @ThatAsianGuy68 7 років тому +3090

    why do people dislike this, this is hilarious! 😂

    • @cuckmysock
      @cuckmysock 7 років тому +123

      XLR8 all the people who work for customer service

    • @parkcs7529
      @parkcs7529 7 років тому +59

      570 dislikes
      33K likes
      People don't dislike this

    • @synesthesia2699
      @synesthesia2699 7 років тому +28

      XLR8 they work at discover card company

    • @martinwest4980
      @martinwest4980 7 років тому +4

      Not everyone's like you... shitbreath

    • @protoluigi2047
      @protoluigi2047 7 років тому +5

      People love credit cards and believe that they will "give them rewards" for spending!!

  • @dhurt8955
    @dhurt8955 5 років тому +314

    I just ran across your videos and have been binge watching them all day this one is hilarious

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 5 років тому +1

    Only someone from Boston will get all the multiple levels here. Like, some of your best friends started as your worst enemies, you got in a fight after school, everyone watched, then you became best friends a couple weeks later... and you were even more horrible to each other.

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 2 роки тому

      Also, I knew a dude named Paul and he only had one ball. I wonder if it's the same dude!

  • @SignatureStampsFan
    @SignatureStampsFan 7 років тому +221

    Feces pieces! LoL!!

  • @isaaket8065
    @isaaket8065 6 років тому +200

    Ok, I got you all squared away. I’m gonna go ahead and put you on hold.😂

  • @ivanlagace7395
    @ivanlagace7395 4 роки тому +3

    I can always count on Mahk to give me a laugh. Keep it up Man!

  • @danpow851
    @danpow851 7 років тому +1125

    Tom Brady's replica mouth went right over everyone's head.

    • @evanmccormick9779
      @evanmccormick9779 7 років тому +14

      Dan Pow that's what I was thinking😂😂

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom 7 років тому +5

      Evan Mccormick Me too

    • @stoots1000
      @stoots1000 7 років тому +38

      you said "head"...ha

    • @kingzuri
      @kingzuri 7 років тому +79

      That’s cause we completely understand

    • @ace2790
      @ace2790 7 років тому +10

      Dan Pow I don’t get it

  • @ethanrix2682
    @ethanrix2682 7 років тому +414

    One grey t shirt Good taste.

  • @SummerAlleriaWindrunner
    @SummerAlleriaWindrunner 4 роки тому +49

    Me watching this while on break from my call center job for a bank: 👀👀

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 4 роки тому +5

      On break or while you have a customer on hold? Or is that the same thing? 🐱🐱🐱

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 4 роки тому

      Get any great tips?

  • @ethanrix2682
    @ethanrix2682 7 років тому +196

    I'm gonna release a chocolate hostage.

  • @jonathanosterman7530
    @jonathanosterman7530 7 років тому +157

    He's got the $40 Deal Dash Computer. And he's got famous Boston people pinned up on his wall - Tom Brady Mahk Walberg, Matt Damon, haha.

    • @sherwinlam4359
      @sherwinlam4359 7 років тому +11

      Johnny Cage I think I saw a Eli Manning as the dart board.

    • @spinal_capped
      @spinal_capped 7 років тому +5

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed the DealDash laptop!! Lmao

    • @jjsrt8
      @jjsrt8 7 років тому +1

      Johnny Cage can't you tell this a green screen effect

  • @Buxenwolf
    @Buxenwolf 10 місяців тому +1

    If the rep is willing to fix the fraud charges for me, I’ll happily wait!

  • @PageMurray
    @PageMurray 7 років тому +238

    I love the Matt Damon photo in the background. Touches like that make this content pure gold.

    • @ThePaperSun
      @ThePaperSun 7 років тому +10

      The Eli Manning dart board, too. Hahaha.

    • @crashcoptr
      @crashcoptr 7 років тому +2

      The $40 laptop from their DealDash video too lol

    • @sjb2202
      @sjb2202 6 років тому

      He’s Boston’s hero

  • @antoineO1
    @antoineO1 7 років тому +374

    JD Powah, dont touch me.

  • @Loner0410
    @Loner0410 3 роки тому +2

    3:16
    I like how his finger goes through they keyboard

  • @beckburchett7788
    @beckburchett7788 7 років тому +658

    Lol his computer says "deal dash"

  • @dmpsix7417
    @dmpsix7417 5 років тому +723

    Dude I've worked at a call center for 5 years and I can 100% confirm this accuracy LMFAO 😭🤣😂😅

    • @Alexia-oh1ng
      @Alexia-oh1ng 5 років тому +6

      Dmpsix specifically which parts?

    • @dmpsix7417
      @dmpsix7417 5 років тому +69

      @@Alexia-oh1ng the verification parts for sure.
      Sometimes company policies will sit there and have us reps ask ridiculous questions that almost contradict each other.
      So when we say something like I'm gonna need two forms of verification but it can't be Birth certificate or drivers license. Later on in the call if the customer needs something specific,we would.probably ask for birth certificate and drivers license lol.
      Also the
      rep: "do you wanna do this or NOT!?"
      Customer: "I guess..."
      Rep: "that's what I thought bitch"
      Also kinda true, you sometimes get that mindset when dealing with a rude or difficult customer lol

    • @dmpsix7417
      @dmpsix7417 5 років тому +43

      @@Alexia-oh1ng
      The "okay sir you don't have to curse to get your point across" too

    • @MegaSupernowa
      @MegaSupernowa 5 років тому +47

      @Dmpsix Wait, holy fuck, 5 years? How did you manage that? After a year I was so mentaly spent I had to change job asap

    • @danitho
      @danitho 4 роки тому +4

      How did you survive for 5 years?

  • @theolives4597
    @theolives4597 4 роки тому +42

    “You can do that?”
    “yeah, they pretty much let us do what ever we want, I mean honestly a lot of these fees are pretty much made up”

  • @imranbuniatzadeh2856
    @imranbuniatzadeh2856 7 років тому +268

    keep up the good work!!!

  • @user-jt6pt2bq2g
    @user-jt6pt2bq2g 7 років тому +372

    THE 40 DOLLA DEALDASH COMPUTER!! LMAO 😂🤣😂😆

    • @mcxhalo
      @mcxhalo 7 років тому +3

      None Ya little thing like this make me love this channel.

  • @mr.speyside5240
    @mr.speyside5240 4 роки тому +2

    I wasn’t ready for that ending. He got me!!! I’m dying of laughter!!! 😂😂😂

  • @philjohnson922
    @philjohnson922 7 років тому +364

    yo he's using the $40 laptop from the deal dash video, i am deceased

  • @NakedTrashPanda
    @NakedTrashPanda 6 років тому +140

    "i discover a new fee every month" 😂😂

  • @michaelmitchell5380
    @michaelmitchell5380 4 роки тому

    OMG!! Just when I thought you hit the top, you blast it out of the park! You rule! LMAO!

  • @deedeemommy2312
    @deedeemommy2312 7 років тому +302

    ... is there any way I can just tawk to a compuwta??!

    • @TheFeralKid
      @TheFeralKid 7 років тому +1

      yesssssss

    • @catcat3964
      @catcat3964 6 років тому

      You’re doing a NY Long Island accent. Boston people don’t say Tawk... that’s NY. Boston people say “Taaaaak” almost like you’re saying “tact”. Everything in Boston has an “Ahhhh” sound like a person screaming. New Yorkers have an “Awe” sound like someone saying “Aweee how cute!”. Boston accents are trashy as hell and usually mean you’re from poverty or your entire family is from blue collar/white trash. So saying “I walked my dog to the car” in a NY accent would sound like “I Wahlked my DAWG to the Carrrr”. In a Boston accent it would sound like “I Whacked my daaaag in the Caaaahhhhh”. It’s a much more abrasive accent and eventually will give you a headache listening to it. I moved far away from Massachusetts only a few years after living there, and I’m never returning. Worst decision of my life.

    • @pleaseenteraname6825
      @pleaseenteraname6825 4 роки тому

      @@catcat3964 in Boston it's more like twak than tawk

  • @KeenSince93
    @KeenSince93 7 років тому +20

    Bahahaha those purchases.
    Great skit my man.

  • @diablorises
    @diablorises 4 роки тому +4

    This whole god damn thing is a friggin art masterpiece. Love it.

  • @evanjarrell650
    @evanjarrell650 6 років тому +14

    At 0:09 when mahk said are you gonna put me on hold he video started buffering. Perfect timing

  • @trainguy7276
    @trainguy7276 7 років тому +100

    You need to make a JD POWAH shirt.

    • @markg735
      @markg735 7 років тому +4

      He should have told Donna he was going to take a JD POWAH shit. ;-)

    • @trainguy7276
      @trainguy7276 7 років тому +1

      markg735 XD

  • @Lone-wg7xj
    @Lone-wg7xj 4 роки тому +16

    “The Tom Brady replica mouth” that’s a little weird but I can understand it 😂.

  • @whatifimthemonstaaar4224
    @whatifimthemonstaaar4224 6 років тому +19

    “Ok sir you do not need to curse to get your point across”
    “This-“
    “Ok fuckface I’m gonna put you on hold so I can look you up”

  • @jhansonf2
    @jhansonf2 7 років тому +134

    The moment I saw this video pop up I knew that I was gonna hear a few shit jokes and laugh

  • @foobarmaximus3506
    @foobarmaximus3506 2 роки тому +1

    I'm gonna take the Browns to the Super Bowl. LOLOL Oh man. That was good.

  • @beanie5507
    @beanie5507 7 років тому +24

    ''lemme go ahead and get that for ya''
    Doesn't even press anything on the keyboard....

  • @bradleycollins13
    @bradleycollins13 6 років тому +58

    I got a discover card ad before the UA-cam video played

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
    @Her_Imperious_Condescension 4 роки тому +12

    "We treat you like you'd treat you."
    So very, very poorly.

  • @kidacrimson1204
    @kidacrimson1204 5 років тому +6

    1:03 "This gaaawdaaam maaatha faakaaah"